1 00:00:08,468 --> 00:00:10,595 - Well, ma'am, I really hope we can count on your vote 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,305 for Bobbie Yang. 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,557 No, no relation to Andrew Yang. 4 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:17,310 In fact, Bobbie's official statement on Andrew Yang is, 5 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,728 "I don't know her." 6 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:21,272 [chuckles softly] Yes, like Mariah Carey. 7 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:23,357 Uh-huh, and if you like Mariah Carey, 8 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,151 you're gonna love Bobbie Yang. 9 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:28,112 So can we count on your vote? Great. 10 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:31,240 Hey, bud, when you said we'd be phone banking today, 11 00:00:31,282 --> 00:00:32,450 was that-- - I know, I know. 12 00:00:32,492 --> 00:00:34,243 But I am working on Bobbie's campaign. 13 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:35,453 I'm about to head up to Albany 14 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:37,580 to try to get Deirdre's endorsement. 15 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:38,956 And I actually-- I really need your help. 16 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,875 - Okay. 17 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:43,378 - Is this sweater too sexy? 18 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,171 - For what? I mean, never mind. 19 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,256 It's not too sexy for anything. - Good. 20 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,633 Because when I see Deirdre, 21 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,052 I don't wanna lead with romantic energy, 22 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,553 but I want it in the mix. 23 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,679 - Absolutely. - You know? 24 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,181 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 25 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,476 Well, it's giving, "I'm in my prime. 26 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:01,604 I'm out on the town, but I'm not trying too hard." 27 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:02,480 - Right? 28 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:04,273 What about a vest? - What? 29 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,317 - Yeah, maybe a vest is the way to go, 30 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:09,195 'cause it kind of implies there's a torso. 31 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:10,321 - Bud. 32 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,739 - I'm overthinking this. - Yeah. 33 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:12,615 You look great! 34 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:14,158 - Thank you. Okay. 35 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,743 - It's not too sexy. 36 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,328 I need to make some more calls-- 37 00:01:17,370 --> 00:01:18,996 - You lied to me! - What? 38 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,832 - This is too sexy. - [sighs] 39 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,167 Please don't put on a vest! - You've lost all credibility! 40 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:26,170 [upbeat music] 41 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:33,344 * * 42 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,369 - Oh, hello, beautiful. Look at you. 43 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:01,164 [soft upbeat music] 44 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:02,749 * * 45 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,625 - What are you doing? With bare hands? 46 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,544 You're touching those with bare hands? 47 00:02:06,586 --> 00:02:08,212 Stop, stop, stop. Stop. 48 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,922 - They've been kept away for far too long. 49 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,050 Each of these items have an energy. 50 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,386 They want to breathe. They want to be held. 51 00:02:15,428 --> 00:02:18,723 This doll wants us to visit with them. 52 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,892 - Okay, well, visit in a pair of these, please. 53 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:24,312 The longer you handle them, the faster they degrade. 54 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:27,231 - Would you wanna be touched with hands covered in gloves? 55 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:28,941 - You don't know what I'm into, man. 56 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,735 Just put 'em on. - Fine. 57 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:32,737 You know, traditionally speaking, 58 00:02:32,779 --> 00:02:35,323 most of these items are supposed to disintegrate 59 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,908 back into Mother Earth by now. - Okay. 60 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:39,410 Would love to listen to the rest of this tradish TED Talk, 61 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,245 but I actually have to go. 62 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:43,581 I'm applying for a land assignment. 63 00:02:43,623 --> 00:02:46,042 - Land? You don't have kids. 64 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,669 - Yeah, I know that special treatment is given to families, 65 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:52,507 but I don't know, this museum is kinda my baby. 66 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,842 - Yeah, I think that would be fraud to claim that. 67 00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:57,595 - [sighs] How are you native? 68 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,055 You have no sense of humor. 69 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:01,682 - All I'm saying is that tribal bureaucracy 70 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,559 isn't really for the weak. 71 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,396 - Yeah, I know it's rough. I get it. I'll be fine. 72 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,772 In college, they called me 73 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:10,149 the nerd queen of paperwork, so... 74 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,110 I'm just realizing now that they were being mean, 75 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:15,238 um, but whatever, it's still true. 76 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,740 * * 77 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:20,493 - It's okay. She's decolonizing. 78 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:22,161 It's all a part of the process. 79 00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,456 * * 80 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,750 [knock on door] 81 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,794 - Nathan Rutherford's here. 82 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:32,422 Do you plan to inform him that you're... 83 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:33,673 [whispers] with child? 84 00:03:33,715 --> 00:03:36,134 - Charlie. I plan to. Obviously, I'm going to. 85 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,010 Just let him in. 86 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,514 - Thank you, Charlie. 87 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:45,101 [chuckles] Well, well, well. 88 00:03:45,143 --> 00:03:47,520 Uh, nice office. 89 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:49,522 - Nathan, hi. 90 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,816 We have a lot to talk about. - Well, good. 91 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:54,277 Let me just lay my cards right on the table. 92 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,112 Bobbie Yang, my former assistant, 93 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:58,322 current fashion icon, is running for mayor 94 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,700 and I am their campaign manager. 95 00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:02,660 - Weren't you planning to run? 96 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:03,953 - I considered it, yeah, 97 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:06,664 but just trying to support others more, 98 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:08,291 focus less on myself. 99 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,501 - So you're selfless and employed now. 100 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:11,836 Good to know. 101 00:04:11,878 --> 00:04:14,130 - Well, this trip's not entirely selfless. 102 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:16,507 I am seeking your endorsement for the campaign. 103 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,384 Your word still carries a lot of weight. 104 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,927 - Let me-- let me think on that. 105 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,096 Bobbie's lovely, but with my new job, 106 00:04:22,138 --> 00:04:23,514 I have a lot of eyes on me. - Yeah. 107 00:04:23,556 --> 00:04:25,475 Of course. Sure. 108 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:26,559 The new job! 109 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:28,770 [chuckles] Look at this place. 110 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:29,979 It's wild. 111 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,315 You got an elk on your desk? - Yeah, yeah. 112 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,816 - So I mean, how's it going? 113 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,360 How are you? 114 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,529 - It's a complicated time. - Okay. 115 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:39,864 - Lots of--lots of balls in the air. 116 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:44,285 - Yeah, I mean, the Albany Train Museum, 117 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,412 that place is like the Studio 54 118 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,997 of historical train sites. 119 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:50,833 - Yes. We're doing an audit. - Good, you should, 120 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:54,879 because that foam core budget is astronomical. 121 00:04:54,921 --> 00:04:57,006 Unless it's their quincentennial coming up. 122 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,175 Is that-- No, that's not till 2027. 123 00:04:59,217 --> 00:05:02,178 - I'm gathering you know a lot about this museum. 124 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,972 - I did have my 7th, 10th, and 16th birthdays there. 125 00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,350 Yeah, well, not the 16th. That was canceled. 126 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:09,894 Lack of interest. 127 00:05:09,936 --> 00:05:12,146 - Would you mind lending me your expertise? 128 00:05:12,188 --> 00:05:14,565 I would love to pick your brain about a few things. 129 00:05:14,607 --> 00:05:16,651 - Yeah, of course. 130 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,612 What can I do to help? 131 00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:26,369 - Hey, Reagan! - Hey. 132 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:28,746 - Cool earrings. Is that snakeskin? 133 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:30,123 You're wild, girl. [chuckles] 134 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,958 - It's salmon skin, so. 135 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:32,959 My mom makes them. 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,961 She's a power vendor on Etsy, so. 137 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,214 If you like them, I could ask her if-- 138 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:39,966 - What do you want? 139 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,678 - Um... 140 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,597 I am here to apply for a land assignment. 141 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:48,599 - Are you married? - No. 142 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:50,601 - Any kids? - Not a one. 143 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:53,354 - Good luck. 144 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,605 Proof of tribal enrollment. 145 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:56,774 - That, I do have. 146 00:05:59,736 --> 00:06:02,905 - I can't accept this. It won't xerox. 147 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,782 - But you didn't even try. 148 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:07,535 - I just know. - [sighs] 149 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:09,495 Come on, Trish. You know me. 150 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,997 We went to Head Start together. 151 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,124 Remember in third grade when I dropped lemonade Slurpee 152 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:15,543 on my pants and everyone called me Miss Piss? 153 00:06:15,585 --> 00:06:18,421 - [laughing] Oh, yeah. That was great. 154 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,548 - Yeah, I know. 155 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,467 - But I've never seen your papers. 156 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:25,803 * * 157 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:28,556 - This is all the budgets organized chronologically. 158 00:06:28,598 --> 00:06:29,682 These are the things I've pulled 159 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:30,933 that I think need further review. 160 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:32,685 Full disclosure, I left out 2008 161 00:06:32,727 --> 00:06:35,188 because that box was full of spiders. 162 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,355 Ugh. 163 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,149 But I will get it if you really want me to. 164 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:40,651 - No. 165 00:06:40,693 --> 00:06:42,779 This is really helpful. 166 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:44,238 Thanks for being here. 167 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,199 - Yeah, of course. 168 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:49,786 - Nathan, I need to share something with you. 169 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,829 - Ah--oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 170 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:54,082 Sorry to cut you off, but look. 171 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,792 Surplus funds are getting funneled 172 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,795 into an account called "Installation Upgrades." 173 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,838 - That's pretty generic. - Yeah. 174 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,465 You know, we should just go to the museum. 175 00:07:02,507 --> 00:07:03,633 I've been there so many times, 176 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,510 I've basically memorized the exhibits. 177 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,470 I can tell you if anything's different. 178 00:07:07,512 --> 00:07:09,013 - Okay. 179 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,349 Gonna gloss over that memorized exhibition part 180 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,393 for both our benefits. 181 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,186 Let's do it. - All right. 182 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,647 Oh, they might recognize me there. 183 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,482 Do you think I need to wear a disguise? 184 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:22,110 Nah, then I wouldn't be able to use my yearly pass. 185 00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:23,653 Screw it. I'll pay full price. 186 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,905 Ah, but then I won't get the 20% discount at the gift shop. 187 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:27,907 But I don't need anything at the gift shop. 188 00:07:27,949 --> 00:07:30,326 Ugh, except for that in-scale water tower. 189 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:32,912 Ah, were you trying to tell me something? 190 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:34,247 - Yes, but I can tell 191 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,832 you're still thinking about the discount thing. 192 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:36,958 - Well, if you don't use the pass, 193 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,794 you don't get the points, so... 194 00:07:44,382 --> 00:07:45,550 - Did you buy that hat at the gift shop? 195 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:46,926 - Oh, no. Packed it. 196 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:48,928 You never know when you're gonna ride the rails. 197 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,972 I gotta say, nothing looks out of the ordinary here. 198 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,016 - Mm, I just know something is up with this place. 199 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,978 [tense music] 200 00:07:57,019 --> 00:08:02,483 * * 201 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,360 - Well, she always takes my breath away. 202 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:06,070 [both laugh] 203 00:08:06,112 --> 00:08:07,822 How long before she starts running? 204 00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:09,699 - Nah. She's not running anymore. 205 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:11,784 - I'm--I'm sorry, what? Since when? 206 00:08:11,826 --> 00:08:13,786 - Well, we told the museum director 207 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:17,206 that the motor was shot, but he won't replace it. 208 00:08:17,248 --> 00:08:19,834 Now, it's display only. 209 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:22,336 - My heart is breaking in real-time. 210 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:26,007 - Wouldn't replacing that be an "installation upgrade"? 211 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:32,013 - Sounds like this place is really going downhill. 212 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:33,765 - Yep. 213 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:38,311 Had a line on an original 1832 silver railroad pass. 214 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,854 He said no. 215 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:43,399 Next day, comes driving in in a new RAV4. 216 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:45,401 I'm talking leather seats. 217 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:47,028 [scoffs] 218 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:51,157 I always say, train museums aren't for the people anymore. 219 00:08:52,784 --> 00:08:55,912 - So the person running this museum 220 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:57,538 is a monster. 221 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,749 - Kind of picked up on that. 222 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:03,086 - There's no way you wouldn't buy that railroad pass. 223 00:09:03,127 --> 00:09:06,089 1832. I mean, that's... 224 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:07,715 Mm! 225 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:09,467 This guy's definitely corrupt. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:11,636 - Right? Should spend time in prison. 227 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,221 Like, preferably Guantanamo. 228 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,555 What do we do here? 229 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,557 There's gotta be, like, a federal task force 230 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,851 or just-- we call the SWAT team. 231 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,728 - An investigator will reach out 232 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:22,897 and will most likely prosecute him 233 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,941 for misappropriation of funds. - Okay. 234 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,361 Okay, but this guy can't come within 500 feet of a museum. 235 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:31,072 He is a curatorial terrorist. 236 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:37,912 * * 237 00:09:37,954 --> 00:09:39,330 - Bet you're not used to someone nailing it 238 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:40,706 on the first take. [chuckles] 239 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:43,668 [upbeat music] 240 00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:47,880 * * 241 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,340 - Woof. 242 00:09:49,382 --> 00:09:51,300 They really washed you out. 243 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:52,802 - I did notice. Yeah, thank you. 244 00:09:52,844 --> 00:09:54,429 - Oh, you're not registered 245 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,013 with the land and water department. 246 00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:58,933 - Oh? - Down the hall to the right. 247 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:00,101 - Okay. 248 00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,645 So you want my last ten addresses 249 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,814 and my dad's first ten addresses? 250 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,608 No, I don't know if I'm gonna have a horse on my land. 251 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,193 Can I get back to you on that? 252 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,572 - You're not in my system. 253 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,575 [upbeat expressive music] 254 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,243 - Tony, it's been a while. 255 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:18,828 - Woof. 256 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:20,329 You could have used a little bronzer when they took this. 257 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:23,458 - I'll--I'll remember that for next time. Thanks. 258 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,209 - You're not in the system. 259 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:26,878 Come to me after you have the land assignment. 260 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,629 - That--that's why I'm here. 261 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,590 - No, go to the land management office. 262 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,050 - Wasn't I just there? 263 00:10:32,091 --> 00:10:34,302 - I don't know your life like that. 264 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,970 Next. 265 00:10:36,012 --> 00:10:38,890 - I don't carry a printout of my family tree with me. 266 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:42,602 I do have a pic of our last family reunion. 267 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,147 - Next. 268 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:50,818 * * 269 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:53,112 - Um, that's a tough one. 270 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,656 Marry Donatello, 271 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,325 have sex with Leonardo, 272 00:10:57,366 --> 00:11:00,369 and kill Raphael? 273 00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:02,413 Is that really a question on here? 274 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,165 - Next. 275 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:05,666 - I just need to know which plot of land 276 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,251 you're applying for. 277 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:09,212 - I thought you'd just give me whatever's left. 278 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:10,671 - Just mark on this map 279 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,298 which plot of land you're applying for. 280 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,175 That's assuming that you've established proof of residency 281 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,843 with the Land Retention Department. 282 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:18,513 - What the hell is land retention? 283 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,350 And how the hell is everyone always at lunch here? 284 00:11:22,392 --> 00:11:24,394 Hi, can you please-- no? 285 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:31,150 * * 286 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,877 What? How? 287 00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:54,966 No! No, are you kidding me? 288 00:11:56,134 --> 00:11:57,552 [horn honks] 289 00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:01,556 - Let's get lunch sometime, girl. 290 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,266 - Bye-bye! 291 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,561 - Thanks for dinner. 292 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,688 And sorry I ate your fries and mine. 293 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,065 It's been a day. - Yeah. 294 00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:14,068 Yeah, but it was a fun day, right? 295 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,237 I mean, I kind of felt like Encyclopedia Brown 296 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:18,448 back at the museum. 297 00:12:18,489 --> 00:12:20,742 Well, the adult version of that. 298 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,744 - You mean like Sherlock Holmes? 299 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:26,622 - Yes, that--that would be a better reference 300 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:31,085 because he's a grown up man person. 301 00:12:31,127 --> 00:12:33,755 - Well, since you helped me, I should reciprocate. 302 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,423 Hit me with your best pitch. 303 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:39,385 Why should Bobbie Yang, an 18-year-old, be mayor? 304 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,762 - Okay. 305 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:44,891 So Bobbie works hard. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:48,186 - They're pragmatic without losing their optimism. 307 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,354 On a personal note, I've watched Bobbie grow 308 00:12:50,396 --> 00:12:51,731 from a frivolous 15-year-old 309 00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:55,818 to a really serious, intelligent person. 310 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:56,944 Don't get me wrong. 311 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:59,447 They've got enormous shoes to fill. 312 00:12:59,489 --> 00:13:01,074 - [chuckles softly] 313 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:03,409 - I mean, you kicked down a door, 314 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:06,746 left a path for other firsts behind you. 315 00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:09,707 Without you, there isn't a Bobbie. 316 00:13:09,749 --> 00:13:12,627 [tender music] 317 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,629 * * 318 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,840 You're incredible. 319 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:25,014 * * 320 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,730 - They told me I have to choose the land that I'm applying for. 321 00:13:32,772 --> 00:13:34,399 It's like, why are you called the land assignment office 322 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,691 if you assign nothing? 323 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,193 - Well, you could just go and do what they said 324 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,070 and look at the land you want. 325 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:40,113 - Oh, with all the free time I have. 326 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,365 What am I, a cartographer now? 327 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:43,741 - Let's go. 328 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:45,243 - Oh, now? - Yeah. 329 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,911 You're just sitting around here, whining all day. 330 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,496 You can just go and do it. 331 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,998 [upbeat music] 332 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,292 - [softly] Okay. 333 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,335 Fine. 334 00:13:54,377 --> 00:14:01,300 * * 335 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,261 - [sighs] 336 00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:10,601 - Okay. 337 00:14:10,643 --> 00:14:12,228 Thank you. 338 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:17,108 I'm not very good with maps, but I think this is it. 339 00:14:19,569 --> 00:14:22,447 - [mumbles, spits] 340 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,324 - Are you doing a bit right now? 341 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:28,953 - The soil is bad on this plot, but the energy is good. 342 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,955 You need good soil 343 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:33,624 for your ancestral food garden. 344 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:34,751 - Oh... 345 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,794 - Wait. You are planning to start 346 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,504 an ancestral food garden, right? 347 00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:40,465 - Yeah, I was thinking more of, like, 348 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:43,342 a AstroTurf backyard with an above-ground pool. 349 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,094 - [sighs] 350 00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:46,721 - Oh, you brought a measuring tape. 351 00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:49,807 - I don't mess around when it comes to getting land back. 352 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,809 Plus, I used to be a carpenter. 353 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:54,520 - Oh, cool. That's great. 354 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:57,690 I don't know anything about square feet, so. 355 00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,609 - All right. 356 00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,152 Don't worry. I got you. 357 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:03,988 [Randy Wood's "Look How The Stars Shine For You"] 358 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:06,616 * * 359 00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,117 Keep going. Good. 360 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,078 Unravel. Like that. 361 00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,497 - * Look how the stars shine for you * 362 00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,457 - No, no, no. 363 00:15:14,499 --> 00:15:18,336 - * My one and only you * 364 00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:22,673 * They're telling you, I * 365 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,843 * I love you * 366 00:15:25,885 --> 00:15:28,805 [vocalizing] 367 00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,681 * * 368 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:33,518 - [clears throat] 369 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,727 Yes. 370 00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:37,730 - [vocalizing] 371 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,190 * * 372 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:42,693 * Look how the stars shine for you * 373 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:45,029 - You know, you gotta make sure your door is facing the-- 374 00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:48,783 - Facing the east. I know, Nelson. 375 00:15:48,825 --> 00:15:51,202 Your people didn't invent the four sacred directions. 376 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:52,954 - But we did refine it, though. 377 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,497 - Anyways, you can totally fit 378 00:15:54,539 --> 00:15:57,208 a two to three-bedroom trailer here. 379 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:59,252 And that pool you said the ducks are gonna use 380 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,712 like Tony Soprano's. - Like Tony Soprano's. 381 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,004 - Yeah. 382 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:06,008 [cheerful music] 383 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,552 [knock on door] 384 00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,262 - Come in. 385 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,722 - Hello. 386 00:16:10,763 --> 00:16:13,057 Good morning. 387 00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:14,642 Have an early departure for you. 388 00:16:14,684 --> 00:16:17,562 I figured you could use these. 389 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:21,649 And I just wanted a chance to say goodbye before I take off. 390 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:23,818 - That's kind of you, Nathan. - Yeah. 391 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,862 Next time, I promise to take you on a proper brunch. 392 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,114 You know, maybe we could do, like, a weekend visit. 393 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:30,658 That way, it's a little more chill. 394 00:16:32,952 --> 00:16:36,706 Uh, yeah. Okay. 395 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,124 You got a lot to do, and... 396 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:43,212 Did I do something? 397 00:16:43,254 --> 00:16:45,923 - Last night was really great. 398 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,426 - Yeah, it was, right? Okay, good. 399 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:51,429 I--I'm glad we're on the same page there. 400 00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:53,723 You know, I don't have to wear the engineer's cap every time. 401 00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:56,017 That was just sort of a-- - I'm pregnant. 402 00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:57,685 And you're the father. 403 00:16:59,395 --> 00:17:00,521 - Okay. 404 00:17:00,563 --> 00:17:02,732 I don't think it works that fast, but-- 405 00:17:06,986 --> 00:17:08,905 Oh... 406 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:10,698 Oh! 407 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,162 - I wanted to tell you sooner, 408 00:17:16,204 --> 00:17:17,830 but you wouldn't return my calls. 409 00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,791 And I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this. 410 00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:22,251 Do they even make maternity pant suits? 411 00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:23,586 My job is a lot, 412 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:26,672 but at this point in my life, 413 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,508 I really want this baby. 414 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,592 And I thought you should know. 415 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:30,718 But if you-- if you don't want-- 416 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,429 - Deirdre, I'm excited. 417 00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:34,847 - You are? - Yeah. Yeah. 418 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,599 I mean, this is a lot to take it in, 419 00:17:36,641 --> 00:17:38,976 but like, it--it--it's good. 420 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:41,687 I mean, I'm in. 421 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,523 I can move up here to Albany and-- 422 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,067 - Well, hold on. Hold on, Nathan. Stop. 423 00:17:46,109 --> 00:17:48,694 I think you'll be an incredible father, but us being together-- 424 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:51,072 - Would be amazing. 425 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:56,202 - You're a great guy and I like spending time with you, 426 00:17:56,244 --> 00:17:57,870 but you're also the type of guy 427 00:17:57,912 --> 00:18:00,790 who disappears for months to go and find himself. 428 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,126 - Come on, it was like a few weeks finding myself, 429 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,378 and then--and then a few weeks in the attic. 430 00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,838 Yeah, okay. 431 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,423 - Look, you're clearly searching for something, 432 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,925 and that's okay, but I'm not, 433 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:15,555 and I can't afford uncertainty in my life, 434 00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:17,515 and neither can this baby. 435 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:20,476 [soft determined music] 436 00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:24,063 * * 437 00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:26,315 - Hi. I'm here for that land application. 438 00:18:26,357 --> 00:18:28,776 I marked my plot on the map, 439 00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,445 I've registered with all the land offices, 440 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:31,904 and here's my tribal ID. 441 00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,072 - Great. 442 00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,407 If you're approved by the land committee, 443 00:18:34,449 --> 00:18:36,242 you should get your application form in the mail 444 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:38,119 in the next 8 to 26 weeks. 445 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:39,454 - What? 446 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,372 - Families are the tribe's priority, 447 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:43,416 so you're at the end of the line. 448 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,544 - Why should that even matter? 449 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,296 - I'm her husband. 450 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,715 - Since when? 451 00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:52,341 - Indian way. Traditional. 452 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,093 I'm her husband. 453 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:55,928 - Aw, congrats you two! 454 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:57,597 - And we're gonna have a baby. 455 00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,432 - Not right now. 456 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,059 - But we're trying. 457 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,101 - Not really. 458 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:03,978 - But we are, actually. 459 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,105 It's in the cards. 460 00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:07,732 - Oh, well, okay. 461 00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:11,736 Here you go. 462 00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,988 - Oh, my God. Are you serious? 463 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,282 - You wanna give it back? - Nope. 464 00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:17,784 No. 465 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:18,868 Thank you so much. This is great. 466 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,578 This is awesome. Thank you. 467 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:23,623 What? 468 00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:26,501 [sighs] How? 469 00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:30,963 Thank you for all that help. 470 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:32,840 - No problem. 471 00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:34,342 - Why aren't you married? 472 00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,511 Guys like you usually get snagged up in high school. 473 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,347 - In high school, I had a weird tooth, 474 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:41,182 and I had cystic acne. 475 00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:42,600 - Ugh, woof. - Yeah. 476 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,519 I looked like Pizza the Hutt on "Spaceballs." 477 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,646 - [laughs] I love Pizza the Hutt. 478 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,272 - Then after grad school, I don't know, 479 00:19:48,314 --> 00:19:51,317 people back home on my rez kind of were weird to me. 480 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,610 - Really? Me too. 481 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:55,822 - And then, after I left my fiancée at the altar, 482 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,490 she ended up marrying a white guy. 483 00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,034 - No way. - Yeah. 484 00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,328 [chuckles] I'm just kidding. 485 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,997 I mean--I mean, the first part, it's kind of true. 486 00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:08,000 People in town, they told me about you, 487 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:11,003 but, you know, gossip's your people's way. 488 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:13,047 - [chuckles] 489 00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:17,385 Listen, can I take you somewhere? 490 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:19,178 Well, here she is. 491 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,431 Nelson, meet my baby. 492 00:20:21,472 --> 00:20:22,807 - Wow. 493 00:20:22,849 --> 00:20:25,518 That's impressive. 494 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,272 That's way bigger than the cultural center back home. 495 00:20:29,313 --> 00:20:32,191 Did you know is in the basement of our high school? 496 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:35,361 My grandpa, he made it work. - Mm. 497 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,655 - It's where I learned how to make my first hand drum. 498 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:40,575 - Yeah, I wanna put a room in the back 499 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,076 for language classes. 500 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:45,037 On Saturdays, the kids can come and listen to our elders 501 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:47,248 tell stories about the seasons changing. 502 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:50,501 Of course, a huge storage area, so... 503 00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:54,213 You can visit with every single item in the collection. 504 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:55,631 - [chuckles] 505 00:20:55,673 --> 00:20:58,634 You know, I've always wanted to categorize the items 506 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:01,345 by their region instead of their type. 507 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:05,058 I feel like it-- it tells a more complete story 508 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,727 about the relationship between the people and the land. 509 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:10,521 - I love that. 510 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:13,566 God, you were a really good hire, Nelson Renville. 511 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,902 - [chuckles] 512 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:16,903 - I feel like a lot of the things 513 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,029 that I've really been wanting 514 00:21:18,071 --> 00:21:21,949 are finally feeling possible: 515 00:21:21,991 --> 00:21:26,037 getting land, the cultural center... 516 00:21:27,121 --> 00:21:28,331 A lot of things. 517 00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:32,335 - And well, whatever you need, I'm here for it. 518 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:34,670 - I like--I like that. 519 00:21:34,712 --> 00:21:36,798 I mean, your help is very nice, so... 520 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,136 - I get the feeling you want to kiss me right now. 521 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:44,806 - Oh, my body language wasn't clear enough? 522 00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,397 How about now? 523 00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:56,692 - Loud and clear. 524 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:59,612 [Pixies' "Where Is My Mind?"] 525 00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:02,615 * * 526 00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:07,620 [vocalizing] 527 00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:12,500 * * 528 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:14,502 - You're gonna be a dad? 529 00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:16,379 - You kissed Nelson? 530 00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:19,590 - Okay, like, you've always had cool dad vibes, 531 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:22,135 but now you're gonna have a little human to justify it. 532 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,971 - I know, right? It's the sweaters. 533 00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,180 - I know. - The sweaters. 534 00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:28,683 I've been wearing these sweaters ironically. 535 00:22:28,725 --> 00:22:30,935 Now they're not ironic, you know? 536 00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:32,729 Okay, we're gonna circle back to you 537 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:34,063 because I fully want a play-by-play. 538 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:37,984 But yes, it is bonker donkers, okay? 539 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,986 We are leveling up, Reagan. 540 00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:42,947 Do you realize you are about to 541 00:22:42,989 --> 00:22:45,992 have a plot of land to-- to make flourish 542 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,994 and I am going to have 543 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:51,539 a whole-ass baby to feed and raise? 544 00:22:51,581 --> 00:22:52,999 - Oh, my God. 545 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,500 Okay, promise you won't friend-dump me 546 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:55,835 when you and Deirdre get together, though. 547 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,503 I'm totally down to third wheel it. 548 00:22:57,545 --> 00:22:58,921 - We are a package deal, Reags. 549 00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:00,298 You know this. - Okay. 550 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:02,216 - But you don't even have to worry because 551 00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:05,136 Deirdre said she doesn't want to be with me. 552 00:23:05,178 --> 00:23:06,512 - Seriously? 553 00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:09,098 Uh, okay. 554 00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:11,684 I would offer to beat her up, but she's pregnant. 555 00:23:11,726 --> 00:23:14,187 - She thinks I'm unreliable, you know, 556 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,271 that I don't know what I want. 557 00:23:15,313 --> 00:23:16,773 And I see where she's coming from. 558 00:23:16,814 --> 00:23:19,108 I'm kind of those things right now. 559 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:22,987 - No. Nathan, you're a really great guy, okay? 560 00:23:23,029 --> 00:23:24,697 You had a little bit of a rough patch, 561 00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:27,533 but adversity makes us stronger. 562 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,869 Hey, you were my "White Guy in the Cupboard" 563 00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:31,871 when I really needed ya. 564 00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:33,372 You helped me out when I struggled, 565 00:23:33,414 --> 00:23:35,291 and you'll do the same for Deirdre. 566 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,043 - Thank you. I-- 567 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,879 I know I'm not exactly what she wants right now, 568 00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:43,049 but I really care about her. 569 00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:45,760 I think I can prove myself over time. 570 00:23:45,802 --> 00:23:47,553 - That's the spirit. - Okay. 571 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,806 - And until then... 572 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,892 Hey, everyone, Nathan's gonna be a dad! 573 00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:55,144 Free pitchers of Michelob on me. 574 00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:56,521 Cheers! - All right! 575 00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:59,107 [both laugh] 576 00:23:59,148 --> 00:24:00,733 Mm! 577 00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,402 - [groans] 578 00:24:02,443 --> 00:24:04,487 I guess I'm gonna be a stepmom. [chuckles] 579 00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:08,157 * * 580 00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:09,200 Cheers. 581 00:24:09,242 --> 00:24:12,578 - * Where is my mind? * 582 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,330 * Where is my mind? * 583 00:24:14,372 --> 00:24:18,960 * Where is my mind? * 584 00:24:19,001 --> 00:24:26,008 * * 585 00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:30,680 * Way out in the water * 586 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,974 * See it swimming * 587 00:24:33,015 --> 00:24:38,980 * * 588 00:24:39,021 --> 00:24:41,983 [vocalizing] 589 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:43,860 * * 590 00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:48,322 * With your feet on the air and your head on the ground * 591 00:24:48,364 --> 00:24:50,616 * * 592 00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:54,328 [vocalizing]