1 00:00:09,844 --> 00:00:12,805 [ominous music] 2 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:17,393 * * 3 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:20,229 [yelling, thudding] 4 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,398 [dramatic music] 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,608 - I won't let you do this. 6 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,902 This is Chief Nightpipe's land. 7 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,946 - Last I checked, his name wasn't on the deed, Remington. 8 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:31,157 - You white men think a piece of paper means 9 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,117 you can own Mother Earth. 10 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,535 - That's right. To you, 11 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,663 the forest on his land are just a bunch of trees, 12 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:41,334 but to his people, those are his grandfathers 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,127 and grandmothers. 14 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,712 They lead him along the Red Road, 15 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:47,173 and they're not for sale, Holt. 16 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,634 God damn it, they're not for sale. 17 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,011 - I guess Nightpipe Junior didn't get the memo. 18 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,721 We just agreed to terms. 19 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:56,182 He's rich, and the land is mine. 20 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,142 - What have you done, my son? 21 00:00:58,184 --> 00:00:59,685 The ancestors are crying. 22 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,480 - I had no other choice. - You monster. 23 00:01:02,522 --> 00:01:05,400 After all we've done to erase these people. 24 00:01:05,441 --> 00:01:06,818 Can't you see? 25 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,320 They're noble keepers of the land. 26 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,489 - If you have anything more to say, 27 00:01:11,531 --> 00:01:13,908 I suggest you lawyer up. 28 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,868 - He already has. 29 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,871 [dramatic music] 30 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:22,875 * * 31 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:23,960 [eagle cries] 32 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,712 - Ugh. 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,505 This is so offensive and dumb. 34 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:29,590 Like, I will truly never understand 35 00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:31,050 why people love this show, 36 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,510 why Indians love this show! 37 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,220 Wait, why are we watching this show? 38 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,596 - The producers of "Adirondack," 39 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,558 a show with a 90% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, 40 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,810 have contacted the Minishonka Nation, 41 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:43,354 asking for our guidance on one of their episodes. 42 00:01:43,396 --> 00:01:45,022 First, we offer them script notes. 43 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,275 Then we say, "Why don't you shoot the next season 44 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:50,194 on our rez, spend some of that sweet location budget here?" 45 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,237 And then, before you know it, 46 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,655 everyone wants to film here, 47 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,866 and the all-Native "Pitch Perfect 7" 48 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,868 gets shot in this casino. 49 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,412 - Weird dream, but this affects me how? 50 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:00,663 - Pack your bags. 51 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:02,373 You and I will travel to New York City 52 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:04,709 to work on season three of "Adirondack." 53 00:02:04,751 --> 00:02:06,878 We're gonna be cultural consultants. 54 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,212 - [groans loudly] 55 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:11,382 Well, now my ancestors are crying. 56 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:14,343 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:21,517 * * 58 00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,082 - So Deirdre is due in six months. 59 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,750 I really want to be prepared, 60 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,752 so I've already read "Happiest Baby on the Block" 61 00:02:47,794 --> 00:02:49,837 and "What to Expect When You're Expecting." 62 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:52,006 - Isn't that last one for pregnant mothers? 63 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:54,801 - Yes, and, Reegs, the female body, oh, my God. 64 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:57,387 What you guys go through is heroic. 65 00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:58,554 - Oh. - A little gross, 66 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,056 but mainly heroic. 67 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:01,766 - Maybe let Deirdre do the "birds and the bees" talk 68 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:04,143 when the kid gets older? - No way. 69 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:05,853 They're gonna learn about sex the same way I did: 70 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,398 watching Cinemax with the sound off after Mom goes to bed. 71 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:11,067 - Nice. Thanks, Jeff. 72 00:03:11,109 --> 00:03:12,777 - Speaking of prestige cable, how are you feeling 73 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,487 about your "Adirondack" set visit? 74 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:16,155 - Uh, not great. 75 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:17,907 You know, none of their Native stuff is accurate. 76 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:21,702 Rob Schneider is not Cayuga. - Yeah. 77 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:24,205 - And I did want to let you know that I am potentially, 78 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,624 possibly, almost definitely 79 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:29,127 gonna be seeing Josh while I'm in New York, 80 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,046 so sorry, actually sorry? - You know what? It's fine. 81 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:34,298 Him ruining my life with that little podcast 82 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,883 was actually good for me. 83 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:38,302 And there's no way to say that without sounding sarcastic... 84 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,138 - Yeah. - But it's true. 85 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,848 By the way, I thought things were going great with Nelson. 86 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,015 - Oh, yeah. Josh and I are 87 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,435 strictly buds, like, totally over it. 88 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,186 And things are going great with Nelson. 89 00:03:47,228 --> 00:03:49,021 In fact, he texted me the cutest thing today. 90 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,064 Check it out. 91 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,066 - "You left your jacket at work." 92 00:03:52,108 --> 00:03:54,777 - I mean, you have to imagine it in his voice. 93 00:03:54,819 --> 00:03:56,654 - Yeah, yeah. Jeff! 94 00:03:56,696 --> 00:03:58,322 You got new coffee sleeves. 95 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:01,284 - Yeah, this is huge for me. 96 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,578 - What does it say? 97 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,164 - Feather Day is pulling out all the stops, 98 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:10,001 I mean, this morning, I found one of her fliers in my bagel. 99 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,461 See? 100 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,004 - Oh, wow. 101 00:04:13,046 --> 00:04:15,673 I mean, she just has so much money. 102 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:19,135 How are Bobbie and I supposed to compete with all this? 103 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:20,553 - Ugh. Wish I could help, 104 00:04:20,595 --> 00:04:23,097 but I'll be on a set in New York, 105 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:25,516 explaining that a Native man in 2022 106 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:28,853 would not wear a loincloth to his office job. 107 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:30,730 - Hey, wait a minute. That's it. 108 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:32,982 That's how I can raise some funds for the campaign. 109 00:04:33,024 --> 00:04:35,485 I'll go to New York, too, hit up Rutherford, Inc. 110 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:36,903 They'll want to support Bobbie if it means 111 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,446 protecting their namesake, right? 112 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:39,697 - Yeah. [trash can beeps] 113 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:40,990 - Vote for Feather Day, 114 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,034 and let's trash wasteful spending. 115 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:45,411 - Of course Feather Day is gonna resort 116 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,121 to cheap garbage puns. 117 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:49,373 Me? I refuse. 118 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:52,627 - Oh! [both laugh] 119 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:55,588 [hip-hop music] 120 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:59,801 * * 121 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,552 - How are you so excited to be here? 122 00:05:01,594 --> 00:05:03,096 This is the place where Adam Beach dies 123 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,680 in the first 10 minutes of every movie. 124 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:06,557 - Yes, Native representation 125 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,059 is, for the most part, a hate crime. 126 00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:10,061 But this show is asking for our guidance. 127 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:11,771 Wouldn't you rather help them get it right 128 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:13,773 than simply complain from the sidelines? 129 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:16,567 - They just want us to rubber-stamp their show 130 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:18,528 so they can keep boomers glued to their 131 00:05:18,569 --> 00:05:20,488 motion-smoothed TV sets, no offense. 132 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:23,449 - First of all, I'm Gen X, so watch it. 133 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,743 And when I was a kid, all I had were 134 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,620 Indians being played by Italians, 135 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:30,081 getting shot off their horses by white cowboys. 136 00:05:30,123 --> 00:05:32,583 If I'd seen our people portrayed with dignity, 137 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,584 perhaps I would have nailed 138 00:05:33,626 --> 00:05:35,211 my "Last of the Mohicans" audition. 139 00:05:35,253 --> 00:05:37,338 - Wait, you auditioned for "Last of the Mohicans"? 140 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,840 What part? - One of the Mohicans. 141 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,133 - Eh. - Point is, 142 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,634 if we want to be accurately portrayed, 143 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:43,052 we have to go in there and fight for it. 144 00:05:43,094 --> 00:05:44,387 - Okay, fine, but-- 145 00:05:44,429 --> 00:05:45,596 - Oh, my God, 146 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:46,639 it's Christopher Meloni's parking spot. 147 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,599 - [gasps] And there's Mariska's! 148 00:05:48,641 --> 00:05:49,934 Their cars are friends too! 149 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:51,769 Okay, this part is legit cool. 150 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:57,525 - Behold 50 stories of global commerce. 151 00:05:57,567 --> 00:06:00,403 Bobbie, I present to you Rutherford, Inc. 152 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:03,531 - I can't wait to get back at them for what they did to you. 153 00:06:03,573 --> 00:06:05,533 It'll be just like this super old show 154 00:06:05,575 --> 00:06:07,618 my babysitter used to watch, "Scandal." 155 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:11,247 Espionage, blackmail, seduction. 156 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:12,415 Murder? 157 00:06:12,457 --> 00:06:13,624 - Okay, uh, 158 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:14,834 we're just gonna go in there 159 00:06:14,876 --> 00:06:16,627 and try to get you a campaign contribution. 160 00:06:16,669 --> 00:06:18,463 They've got a huge lobbying operation. 161 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,922 Should be a drop in the bucket for them. 162 00:06:19,964 --> 00:06:21,132 - [scoffs] Fine. 163 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,842 But if you need me to seduce anyone, 164 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,302 I would love the practice. 165 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,137 - I don't think that's gonna be necessary. 166 00:06:26,179 --> 00:06:28,056 All we got to do is find our old friend Kaitlyn. 167 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,807 She'll hook us up. - And if she doesn't, 168 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,517 we threaten to tell her husband 169 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,935 that she's been having an affair 170 00:06:32,977 --> 00:06:34,979 with the president of the United States. 171 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,731 - Absolutely not. - [scoffs] 172 00:06:36,773 --> 00:06:38,524 [light music] 173 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,318 [indistinct chatter] 174 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:42,820 - Okay, I see Navajo rugs from the Southwest, 175 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:45,114 a canoe paddle from the North Pacific Coast, 176 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:49,118 and this is just from Michael's...on sale. 177 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,287 - And what could be more Indigenous than Michael's? 178 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:52,747 - [scoffs] - Right this way. 179 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:53,831 - I mean, it's an investment property, 180 00:06:53,873 --> 00:06:55,666 but the cash flow is, like, insane. 181 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,044 Oh! Terry Thomas! 182 00:06:58,086 --> 00:07:00,046 Kwe, kwe! 183 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:01,631 I'm Cox Whitley. I'm the showrunner 184 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:02,840 of this little circus. 185 00:07:02,882 --> 00:07:04,759 Thank you so much for being here. 186 00:07:04,801 --> 00:07:06,761 We're happy to welcome you into the 'Rondacks fam. 187 00:07:06,803 --> 00:07:09,180 - Yes, uh. Gwe, Cox. 188 00:07:09,222 --> 00:07:10,348 This is my co-consultant, 189 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:12,266 who runs a very cinematic cultural center 190 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,185 on Minishonka land that'll soon be available 191 00:07:14,227 --> 00:07:17,397 to lease as a set, base camp, extras holding, whatever. 192 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,649 - Ah, yes. "Raygan" Wells, 193 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,317 the Gipper. - Oh. 194 00:07:21,359 --> 00:07:24,278 - You know, my dad was actually Reagan's ambassador to Austria. 195 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,030 - Huh. So cool. It's "Reegan," actually. 196 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:29,659 Um, I have a lot of thoughts, if we could just jump right in, 197 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,537 specifically about the Minishonka ceremony. 198 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,038 - Oh, time out, I'm actually not 199 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,415 the one who handles script notes. 200 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:38,835 Let me send over my partner-in-crime/co-EP, cool? 201 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,712 I'm going to do a rat check. You stay here. 202 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,171 We'll talk soon. 203 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:43,089 [jaunty music] 204 00:07:43,131 --> 00:07:44,632 - Mm. 205 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:46,384 - Hey guys, Rye Whitman. 206 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:47,719 It's a pleasure. 207 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:50,596 - Oh, hi... 208 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:54,642 - Hi. - Um, okay... 209 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:56,060 Okay. 210 00:07:56,102 --> 00:07:58,896 Uh, yeah, hi, I have some concerns 211 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:01,357 about the Minishonka ceremony. 212 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,900 Actually, concern doesn't 213 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:05,903 quite encapsulate my feelings about this. 214 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:07,989 It's more like, ripshit. 215 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,158 - Rye, we take accurately depicting 216 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,868 Native peoples on screen very seriously. 217 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,370 We're excited to work with you, but, for many reasons, 218 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:17,790 it is unacceptable to portray a ceremony in this way. 219 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,667 I'm certain you'll make the right changes. 220 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:22,962 - Let me just say, we knew the scene might be contentious. 221 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:25,089 Yeah? That's why you're both here. 222 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:28,051 We are gonna make all necessary adjustments. 223 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:31,345 We're one big family here, so we want to get it right. 224 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,015 * * 225 00:08:34,057 --> 00:08:35,600 - [sighs] 226 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,727 * * 227 00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:38,770 - Hey, Melanie. 228 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:40,772 - Nathan, hi. 229 00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:42,607 - Is Kaitlyn gonna be back soon, or... 230 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:45,526 - Oh. Kaitlyn is no longer with us. 231 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,487 - Oh, no. 232 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,654 Did she OD? 233 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,490 She popped Adderall like Tic-Tacs. 234 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:51,783 You can't do that. 235 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:54,494 - No, she did not die. She got fired. 236 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,454 - Oh. Why? - I didn't have 237 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:57,830 anything to do with it. 238 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,373 - Well, the way you just said that, 239 00:08:59,415 --> 00:09:01,501 it sounds like you definitely had something to do with it. 240 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,585 - Hmm. - Hmm. 241 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:04,003 - Hmm. 242 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,631 - Well, we're here because I'm running for mayor 243 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:07,840 of Rutherford Falls. 244 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:10,009 I know with my leadership, our town, 245 00:09:10,051 --> 00:09:11,969 the town where this great company was founded, 246 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:14,389 can be a shining example of achievement. 247 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,598 - Exactly, Bobbie, 248 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,558 and with the support of Rutherford, Inc.-- 249 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,810 - I'm gonna stop you right there. 250 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:20,978 The company has begun divesting itself 251 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,314 from any connection to Rutherford Falls whatsoever, 252 00:09:23,356 --> 00:09:25,149 so we will not be getting involved. 253 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:28,403 - That doesn't--what? That doesn't make any sense. 254 00:09:28,444 --> 00:09:30,405 It's the town where this whole thing started. 255 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,156 I mean, you share a name, for God's sake. 256 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,991 - Oh, we will not be sharing a name for long. 257 00:09:34,033 --> 00:09:36,494 Research has shown that "Rutherford, Inc." 258 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:40,289 presents itself as antiquated, provincial, and mad sus. 259 00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,750 We did some testing at some local middle schools. 260 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:46,254 In any event, we paid $13 million 261 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:48,381 to a consulting company for rebranding, 262 00:09:48,423 --> 00:09:50,216 and this is the result. 263 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,219 - Zowvis? 264 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:54,303 - Zivis? 265 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,305 - Zevere? Zivew... 266 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:58,766 Zoi-yoi. - What? 267 00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:00,685 - Zoo-viz? Veez? 268 00:10:00,727 --> 00:10:02,937 - That's a weird name. - It's "Zoovis." 269 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:04,689 - Mm, I don't think so. 270 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:06,357 - Zoovee? French. 271 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,025 - The umlaut makes it an "ow" so, 272 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,402 it's like--if anything, it's "Zowvis." 273 00:10:09,444 --> 00:10:11,529 - No, "Zoovis." - Eh, it's "Zowvis." 274 00:10:11,571 --> 00:10:13,197 - It's "Zoovis." - What's it mean? 275 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:14,866 - Nothing. It's nonsense, 276 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,534 but it feels like it means something, 277 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,119 and that's what's important. 278 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:21,080 - Wow. Centuries of history just, like--pfft! 279 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:22,832 You know? - Sure. 280 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:24,250 - I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool. 281 00:10:24,292 --> 00:10:26,461 Y-you're moving on, and that--that's great. 282 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,712 I'm happy for you. 283 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,172 I'm--I moved on too. 284 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,923 It's cool. - You already said cool. 285 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,717 - Well, that's how cool it is. [clears throat] 286 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:36,220 - Look, this company owes its existence to Rutherford Falls. 287 00:10:36,262 --> 00:10:38,389 - That's it. That's the point, right? 288 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:39,474 That's the whole point. 289 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:42,560 Our humble little burg is the origin 290 00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:46,064 of this grand, amazing global corporation. 291 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:49,734 And it would mean so much to me, to us, 292 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,194 and to everyone in that town 293 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,112 if you could support this campaign. 294 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:55,448 [sentimental music] 295 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:58,576 - Is any of this moving the needle for you? 296 00:10:58,618 --> 00:11:00,119 - Hm. 297 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,454 No. 298 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:09,420 [dramatic music] 299 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:11,631 - You seem out of place, Agent Phillips. 300 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,008 Perhaps it's because this porterhouse costs more 301 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:15,343 than your home. 302 00:11:15,385 --> 00:11:18,262 - The next home you'll be residing in, Holt, 303 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:20,014 is Attica. 304 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:21,307 Take him away, boys. 305 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,893 - I'll be out by breakfast, you son of a-- 306 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:25,269 - And... 307 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:27,230 Cut! Flying in with notes! 308 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,357 Mark, that's it. Andy, wrong. 309 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:30,733 - It's fascinating to see the process. 310 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,193 - This is so dumb. 311 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:34,362 Also, not a Minishonka thing, but Holt knows 312 00:11:34,404 --> 00:11:36,489 that the FBI dude is sleeping with his wife. 313 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:38,032 Like, how are they not addressing that? 314 00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:39,575 It's sloppy storytelling. 315 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,786 - Well, if we're lucky, you'll be sharing Easter eggs 316 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,663 like that one at your cultural center as part 317 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,374 of a stop on the "Adirondack" super-fan bus tour. 318 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,127 - [grunts] [phone chimes, buzzes] 319 00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:58,970 Hey, uh, you seem to got this covered. 320 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,680 Mind if I leave a little early? 321 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:01,931 - This is handled. [phone chimes, buzzes] 322 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,516 - Thanks. 323 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:14,235 - Your pages. - Oh, great. 324 00:12:14,277 --> 00:12:15,737 Amber, could you have the second AD 325 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,447 get me a new set of cans? 326 00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:23,870 [dramatic music] 327 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,832 * * 328 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,459 Excuse me, Rye? - Nope. 329 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,461 Popular mistake. We actually haven't met. 330 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,546 Alden Whitmer, producing co-EP. 331 00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,548 What can I do for ya, bud? - Alden. 332 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:36,966 We've expressed issues with the script 333 00:12:37,008 --> 00:12:38,176 that were not addressed. 334 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,344 - Okay, lay it on me, fam. 335 00:12:40,386 --> 00:12:41,679 Well, there's still a ceremony scene, 336 00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:42,805 and there shouldn't be. 337 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:44,223 - Right, I totally hear 338 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,600 what you're saying on that. 339 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,852 That's why we changed it to a sacred smoke ritual. 340 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:50,229 Yeah, it makes it less specific to the Minishonka. 341 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:53,608 - Right, but you didn't change any of the elements. 342 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:56,069 And now you've also invented a fake Indigenous custom. 343 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,320 - Ooh, custom! 344 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,946 Is that the fix, calling it a custom? 345 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:00,990 These are great pitches, T. 346 00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,867 - I want you to cut it entirely. 347 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,952 - Hmm. Okay, so the thing is, 348 00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:06,621 that this ceremony, custom, 349 00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,248 whatever you want to call it-- it makes our lead, Remington, 350 00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:10,625 realize what's missing in his life. 351 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,877 It's like, a major shift in his POV. 352 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,212 Yeah? 353 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,546 And it's gonna help later in the season, 354 00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,340 justify the fact that Chief Nightpipe adopts him 355 00:13:17,382 --> 00:13:19,008 and makes him a part of the tribe. 356 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,635 - What? - Hey, man. 357 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,637 This thing shoots tomorrow. It's TV. 358 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,138 Sometimes you got to fudge things to make it work. 359 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,306 I'm sure you get that, okay? 360 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:26,432 But it sounds like after these tweaks, 361 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:28,893 we got a green light, right, Ter? 362 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,520 - And that is a wrap, everybody! 363 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,855 Call time tomorrow at 7:00. 7:00. 364 00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:34,565 * * 365 00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,404 - Hey. Great to see you. 366 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:42,156 - So good to see you! Oh, yeah. 367 00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:44,700 Let's do 'em all. Shake. 368 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,869 A hug. 369 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:48,121 Fist bump. 370 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,664 - Ah, ending it on a very weird note. 371 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,165 - Oh, God. 372 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:52,708 It's so great to see the actual you, 373 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,210 not pixels. 374 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,462 - Yeah, I know. You're, like, really here. 375 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,298 You look great. - Oh, you look great. 376 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,676 I mean, I'm annoyed at how good you look. 377 00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:03,219 What's the plan? 378 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:05,221 - I thought that I would show you around my neighborhood. 379 00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:07,181 - Okay, I'm all yours. 380 00:14:07,223 --> 00:14:08,850 I mean, I'm not all yours. 381 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,977 Like, today I'm yours. 382 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,520 You can't do whatever you want with me, 383 00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,689 but you know what I mean. - I'm familiar with the phrase. 384 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,399 * * 385 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,609 - I mean, I couldn't believe it. 386 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:22,238 The "just for old times' sake" argument didn't work at all. 387 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,865 - It's almost like we can't trust 388 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,200 massive corporations to do the right thing. 389 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:27,618 - I wish Kaitlyn was still there. 390 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,162 She would have rolled her eyes and said, 391 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:31,289 "Ugh, what do you want now, Nathan?" 392 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,624 But then, after I bugged her long enough, 393 00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,210 she would have done what we wanted just to make me go away. 394 00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:37,754 I really miss her. 395 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,048 - Well, the only thing you can count on white people to do 396 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,383 is act in their own self-interest. 397 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,885 - I'm pretty sure Melanie's South Asian. 398 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,096 - Yeah, we're gonna let Terry go on that one. 399 00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,682 - What would they do on "Scandal"? 400 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:53,644 Are either of you willing to poison a federal judge? 401 00:14:53,686 --> 00:14:55,063 - No. 402 00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:56,397 But you may be on to something. 403 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:58,566 When your enemy underestimates you, 404 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:00,485 when they treat you like you're invisible, 405 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:02,904 you're no longer obligated to play by their rules. 406 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,406 Your only option is to announce your presence 407 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,367 with such force that it leaves a mark, 408 00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,120 a mark so deep, it scars. 409 00:15:11,162 --> 00:15:13,122 - Even if it means playing dirty? 410 00:15:13,164 --> 00:15:14,290 - Exactly. 411 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,666 I need to get some sleep. 412 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,668 I got a big day on set tomorrow. 413 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,504 - And I gotta change our train tickets. 414 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:20,755 We're staying another day. 415 00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:22,590 - And I'll go downtown and hit up Uniqlo. 416 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,926 - Okay. But then, after that, 417 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,220 we have an old friend to visit. 418 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:34,477 - It's a ton of steps because I'm not married 419 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:35,770 and I don't have kids, 420 00:15:35,812 --> 00:15:38,314 but I'm on my way to getting my own land... 421 00:15:38,356 --> 00:15:42,693 eventually, maybe when I'm, like, 50. 422 00:15:42,735 --> 00:15:45,947 - I, obviously, don't get all the land rules, 423 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:50,410 um, but doesn't that sound a tiny bit messed up? 424 00:15:50,451 --> 00:15:52,995 - Yeah, mm-hmm. Big time, mm-hmm. 425 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:57,375 I mean, if I say that at home, I'm pushing against tradition, 426 00:15:57,417 --> 00:16:00,878 uh, but to be clear, it really sucks. 427 00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,508 Hey, thanks for letting me vent, 428 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,718 and for listening. 429 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:09,053 - Listening's part of my job. 430 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:10,888 So... 431 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:13,975 I have something that I really want you to see. 432 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,936 [upbeat music] 433 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:21,190 * * 434 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:23,234 - A Natalie Ball exhibit! 435 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,403 Josh, are you freaking kidding me? 436 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,739 Oh, free wine? [chuckles] 437 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,283 - Natalie, I would like you to meet 438 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,659 Reagan Wells, the director 439 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,327 of the Minishonka Cultural Center. 440 00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:34,746 I met Natalie when I was up in Portland, 441 00:16:34,787 --> 00:16:36,497 doing a story on sustainable squid farming. 442 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:39,292 - It's so nice to meet you. I am a huge fan. 443 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,585 - Thank you. 444 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:41,627 Are you in the city to see my show? 445 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:42,628 - I wish. 446 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:44,338 No, I'm actually just playing hooky 447 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,924 from being a consultant on "Adirondack." 448 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,093 - Oh, my God, my mom loves that show. 449 00:16:49,135 --> 00:16:51,179 - So does my dad. Why? 450 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:52,430 - Can I show you around? 451 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:55,224 - Yeah. - Okay. 452 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:56,851 * * 453 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:57,894 [doorbell rings] 454 00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:00,772 * * 455 00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:03,274 - Ugh. What do you want now, Nathan? 456 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:04,442 - Did I call it, or what? 457 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:05,860 I mean, word for word. 458 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:08,696 Look, Kaitlyn, I know that we've had 459 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:11,616 our differences in the past, but I think there's a way that 460 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:14,744 we might actually be able to help each other right now. 461 00:17:14,786 --> 00:17:16,537 - Okay. 462 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:19,123 - So, Kaitlyn, what have you been up to, 463 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:22,460 besides vaping and not throwing away your garbage? 464 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,212 - So much. Getting into crypto. 465 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:25,755 - Oh, Kaitlyn, sweetie, no. 466 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,298 - It's great. - So listen, 467 00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:29,133 we need dirt on Rutherford, Inc. 468 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,802 You were in the inner circle. You got to know 469 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:33,429 some juicy stuff that could really burn them, right? 470 00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:34,889 - Sure. Lots of stuff, 471 00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,683 but they made me sign an NDA, and it's pretty airtight. 472 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,644 It's the same one that Jeremy Piven makes 473 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,145 his hairdressers sign. 474 00:17:41,187 --> 00:17:42,146 Bald. 475 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:43,481 - [scoffs] 476 00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:46,025 They never had Nathan sign an NDA. Rude. 477 00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:47,819 - Well, they were probably just relying 478 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,654 on my blind allegiance to the Rutherford name. 479 00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,072 - Or because they never looped you in 480 00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:53,074 on anything that mattered. - Eh, nah, it was... 481 00:17:53,116 --> 00:17:54,158 definitely the name thing. 482 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,618 But you know, that little oversight 483 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,621 on their part could actually work to our advantage. 484 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,873 [soft music] 485 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:02,667 - This has been such a great day. 486 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,960 I forgot what it's like 487 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,337 to be in a place where no one knows me. 488 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,672 - Well, I'd like to think that there's 489 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,591 someone here who knows you. [chuckles] 490 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,969 Talking on the phone is nice, 491 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:16,472 but it's just not the same as actually hanging out. 492 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:20,226 I really missed you. 493 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,894 - I have too. 494 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,105 - But I've like... 495 00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,189 I missed you. 496 00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:26,733 - Oh. 497 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:30,653 Like, "Missed" me like, a capital "M," Miss. 498 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,030 - These last few months, 499 00:18:33,072 --> 00:18:34,449 I was an idiot. 500 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,534 It wasn't worth throwing this away 501 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:39,203 for some moderately successful podcast. 502 00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:42,874 * * 503 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:45,126 - So if it were a major success, 504 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:46,419 it would have been worth it? 505 00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:48,212 - No, I didn't-- I didn't mean it that way. 506 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:49,672 - But maybe you did? 507 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:51,424 Because that's what happened. 508 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,218 I mean, I know we moved on, but... 509 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,803 that really sucked. 510 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:58,097 - I-I get it. - I don't know. 511 00:18:58,139 --> 00:19:01,642 Like, would you even tell me if I left my jacket at work? 512 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:02,894 - Why--why would I do that? 513 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,229 - That's a weirdly specific example. 514 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:08,024 What I mean is, 515 00:19:08,066 --> 00:19:11,110 you made a choice, and... 516 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:13,237 - Right. 517 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:14,530 - This is stupid. 518 00:19:14,572 --> 00:19:15,573 We live in two different places. 519 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:16,741 We have totally different lives. 520 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:19,368 Like, maybe if I lived here, or you... 521 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,579 - But, we don't. 522 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:25,124 - Which is why I think I should go home. 523 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,460 It's a better fit. 524 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,009 [jaunty music] 525 00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:36,844 - Ugh. What do you want now, Nathan? 526 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:38,137 - Don't try to butter me up. 527 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:39,597 It's not as fun when you say it. 528 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:40,973 We're here because Bobbie 529 00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:42,392 is gonna be an incredible mayor. 530 00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,811 But in order to get elected, we need a lot of money, 531 00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,020 which you're gonna give us, 532 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,647 or else some pretty nasty things 533 00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,315 are gonna come out about Rutherford, Inc. 534 00:19:49,357 --> 00:19:50,775 - Isn't that right, Kaitlyn? 535 00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,652 - [coughs] Yep. 536 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:54,362 - Girl, you could have at least showered. 537 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:56,114 - Kaitlyn, you signed an NDA. 538 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:58,199 Are you trying to make your life even sadder? 539 00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:00,368 Because I don't think that's possible. 540 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:04,163 - Kaitlyn did sign an NDA, but Nathan here didn't. 541 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:06,666 - And back when Kaitlyn had your job, 542 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,543 we talked all the time. 543 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,044 - Oh, yeah, check the call logs. 544 00:20:10,086 --> 00:20:11,754 I honestly can't remember what we discussed, 545 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,089 but it could have been anything. 546 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:16,259 And Melanie, I know that you know what I know. 547 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,262 - These loose lips could sink a lot of ships. 548 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:21,889 - Fine. I'll call someone in lobbying. 549 00:20:21,931 --> 00:20:23,307 - I think you're gonna do better than that. 550 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:25,935 I think you're gonna use all of your power, 551 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:28,896 all of your sketchy discretionary spending, 552 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:31,232 all of your weird creative accounting, 553 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:33,192 which we all know is money laundering, 554 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:35,903 to fund and support my candidate. 555 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:37,905 - We're not leaving until you cough it up, 556 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,449 as painful as it would be to stay, 557 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:40,992 because your décor sucks. 558 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,619 - Sick burn. - And you can write me a check 559 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:46,581 for the same amount, but I'd like mine payable in MGKoin. 560 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,541 It's Machine Gun Kelly's cryptocurrency. 561 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,543 - What? - Oh, Kaitlyn. 562 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:53,171 No. 563 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:56,132 [soft music] 564 00:20:56,174 --> 00:21:02,430 * * 565 00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:03,765 - God, Terry. 566 00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:05,433 What the hell? I leave you in charge, 567 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:08,269 and suddenly we're in a John Wayne mushroom trip? 568 00:21:08,311 --> 00:21:09,604 - Isn't it horrific? 569 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:10,730 You were right, Reagan. 570 00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:12,106 They were never gonna listen to us, 571 00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:13,483 so my only choice was to make the show 572 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,443 so glaringly offensive, 573 00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:18,196 no one would be able to ignore how stupid it is. 574 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,322 - That's... 575 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,990 kinda brilliant. 576 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,742 - Amber, I think those dream catchers 577 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:24,327 should have a lot more jewels on them. 578 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,079 I want to be blinded by turquoise. 579 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,789 And, the extras saging the tepees... 580 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,248 I need louder whooping. 581 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,291 Really whoop it up! 582 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,335 Remember, you were born of the wolf. 583 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,545 - The Gipper returns. - Hey, Rye. 584 00:21:34,587 --> 00:21:36,214 - It's Cox. - Don't care. 585 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,965 What about your plan to bring the production 586 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,884 to Rutherford Falls? 587 00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:41,803 - Some things are more important than money. 588 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:44,347 Not many things, almost nothing. 589 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:45,681 Some things. 590 00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:46,974 - I'm impressed. 591 00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:49,977 Do you really think it's gonna work? 592 00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,771 - Controversial photos from the set 593 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:53,815 of the hit TV show "Adirondack" 594 00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:55,316 were posted early this morning 595 00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:57,860 by NPR correspondent Josh Carter, 596 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,987 who was alerted by unnamed sources 597 00:22:00,029 --> 00:22:01,447 close to the production. 598 00:22:01,489 --> 00:22:04,075 The popular series is now drawing ire 599 00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:06,536 from Indigenous communities across the nation. 600 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,538 - There's no excuse, this day and age, 601 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,832 for showing an absurdly offensive version 602 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,166 of a Native American ceremony 603 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,919 where a sexy Pocahontas yells "woo-woo" 604 00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:16,504 on the back of a stuffed buffalo, 605 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:17,755 while smoking a sage bundle. 606 00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:19,257 It's unacceptable. 607 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,384 - Get 'em, Sharice... [door opens] 608 00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:24,178 - Here's your jacket. 609 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,097 I got it cleaned and pressed. 610 00:22:26,139 --> 00:22:28,975 There was a Easter egg Reese's in the pocket, 611 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,310 and it's September, so... 612 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,146 - Do you want to stay over at my place tonight? 613 00:22:34,731 --> 00:22:36,190 - Because I cleaned your jacket? 614 00:22:36,232 --> 00:22:38,025 - No, but kinda. 615 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,027 I'm just really happy to see you. 616 00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:43,823 - Well, I'm happy to see you too. 617 00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:45,992 Oh, we can watch that documentary 618 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,202 about the carbon offset slave traders of Ecuador. 619 00:22:48,244 --> 00:22:51,122 - Yeah, I'm gonna feel weird making out during that. 620 00:22:51,164 --> 00:22:53,541 - Well, I, um-- I'm free now. 621 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,126 [Black Belt Eagle Scout's "My Heart Dreams" plays] 622 00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:58,796 - * Wasting this life * 623 00:22:58,838 --> 00:23:03,885 * I only want me and you * 624 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:07,305 * I look at this life * 625 00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:11,893 * I only want me and you * 626 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:15,813 * My heart dreams * 627 00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:20,193 * My heart dreams * 628 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:24,655 * My heart dreams * 629 00:23:24,697 --> 00:23:30,578 * My heart dreams * 630 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:37,794 * *