1 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,762 [animal howls, upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,138 - Hey, check it out. 3 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,475 Very spooky menu. - [laughs] 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,602 I still can't believe how much you love Halloween. 5 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:20,438 It's like the Super Bowl for cultural appropriation. 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:21,981 - Yeah, you can see it that way, but for me, 7 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:24,275 Halloween is about celebrating our trickster side. 8 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,778 Besides, pumpkins are Indigenous, 9 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,071 even the white ones. 10 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:29,614 - [scoffs] I guess. 11 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,491 I mean, for me, Halloween's like, meh. 12 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,159 At best, you get some candy. 13 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,577 At worst, I'm tipsy in a bar 14 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,871 ripping a store-bought headdress off some idiot. 15 00:00:36,913 --> 00:00:38,915 - Not gonna lie. That mental image is a turn-on. 16 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,458 - Oh. - Oh, by the way, 17 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,794 I need some help getting into my hot dog costume tomorrow. 18 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:43,961 There's a lot of zippers. 19 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:46,089 - That mental image-- less of a turn-on. 20 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:48,132 - Hmm. 21 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:49,967 [laughs]. Look at that. 22 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,636 Boo-berry muffins. 23 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,471 - Oh. - [chuckles] That's great. 24 00:00:53,513 --> 00:00:54,889 Frankenburger. You get it? 25 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,307 - I do. - Yeah? 26 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:58,434 Who comes up with this stuff? Jeez. 27 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:01,396 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:08,569 * * 29 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:31,426 [steady banjo music] 30 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:34,762 * * 31 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,681 - Who's there? I have a gun! 32 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:39,183 - Oh! Oh, Deirdre, it's Nathan. Please don't shoot. 33 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:41,269 - Nathan! Oh, my God. 34 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,604 - I am so sorry I startled you. 35 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,858 Um, were you going to attack a burglar with a massage gun? 36 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:49,152 - If this hits your temple at close range, 37 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,070 your brain will be fatally vibrated. 38 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,655 What are you doing here? 39 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,532 I gave you that spare key for emergencies. 40 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:56,868 - Yes, but, uh, i-in my defense, 41 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:59,287 the state of modern crib manufacturing 42 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:01,539 is an emergency, 43 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:04,125 which is why I handcrafted this one. 44 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,294 - Wow. You made that? 45 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,712 - Yeah. 46 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,256 - Not what I had on my registry, but very nice. 47 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,008 - Yeah, it's white oak. 48 00:02:12,050 --> 00:02:14,969 It's from a tree that fell in my backyard... 49 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:18,181 on your birthday, but I just-- 50 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,974 I want this baby to have the best. 51 00:02:20,016 --> 00:02:22,727 - Even if it means committing some light B and E? 52 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:25,688 - I did not go about this in a good way. 53 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,440 And I see that now. I'm super sorry. 54 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:29,275 I also made that zucchini bread you like, 55 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,777 but, honestly, it all just feels 56 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,279 like a big overstep, so I'll just get out of here. 57 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,448 - No, that can stay. 58 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,325 The baby loves it. - Oh, the baby loves it? 59 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,368 - Yes, the baby. 60 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,245 [knock on door] - Mayor Chisenhall? 61 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,747 Rutherford PD checking in. 62 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:44,624 - When I thought you were an intruder, 63 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,626 I may have called the cops. - Yeah, that tracks. 64 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,211 [knock on door] - Mayor Chisenhall? 65 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:51,589 - That sounds like Callahan, and he loves my zucchini bread. 66 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:53,674 Do you mind--[stammers] - Oh. 67 00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,343 - You know what? I'll just handle it. 68 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:56,469 - Mm-hmm. 69 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:59,263 [hip-hop music] 70 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:03,101 [cell phone vibrates] - [chuckles] 71 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:05,061 - You have Halloween plans? 72 00:03:05,103 --> 00:03:06,938 - Oh, uh, no, not really. 73 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,481 - Son, don't insult us. 74 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:11,275 You're cool, just like your mom and me were. 75 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:12,777 Cool kids always have plans. 76 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,445 - How come you guys never bug Maya like this? 77 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:15,988 - Because she's a nerd. There's no need to. 78 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,281 - If she wasn't in Alberta 79 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,117 doing a cultural exchange program 80 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:21,786 with the Blood Tribe, we'd be on her like this. 81 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:24,956 - Fine. I'm going trick-or-treating... 82 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:25,832 with a girl. 83 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,834 - No way. We know that move. 84 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,627 Tell your parents you're out trick-or-treating, 85 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:31,129 but you're really in the woods with your pageant friends 86 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,714 doing whippits. 87 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:35,842 - Or using your fake ID to get into a real-estate seminar. 88 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,803 - Uh, okay, obviously, that's stuff you guys did. 89 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:40,138 We're just going trick-or-treating. 90 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,639 - So who's the girl? 91 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:44,475 And remember, I know everyone at your school. 92 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:48,521 - Well, until you're more comfortable sharing, 93 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:50,732 you're passing out candy with your mom tonight. 94 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,650 - Ugh, I thought you said you guys were cool. 95 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:54,360 - Half of parenting is lying, Jimmy. 96 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,988 Grow up. 97 00:03:57,029 --> 00:04:00,366 - Breaking into a woman's home to bake and woodwork? 98 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,951 Not your best move, bud. 99 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:04,787 - That crib was a handcrafted gesture of love, 100 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,664 and also... 101 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:08,374 the totally wrong move. - [chuckles] 102 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,127 - And I see that now. I'm gonna give her some space. 103 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:14,088 - Wait. You built her a crib from scratch? 104 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,506 - Yeah. - Shoot. 105 00:04:15,548 --> 00:04:17,091 I've got some nieces you should meet. 106 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,634 [light laughter] 107 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,053 - You should come to Wayne and Sally's Halloween party 108 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,095 with Nelson and I-- 109 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,680 take your mind off things. - Okay. 110 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,974 - So, that Nelson-- is he your man? 111 00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:26,350 - He sure is. 112 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,852 We're even going in a couple's costume this year. 113 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:30,313 He's a hot dog, and I'm ketchup. 114 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:33,357 - If I were 30 years younger, you'd have to watch your back. 115 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,318 - Whoa. - [laughs] 116 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,861 - Nelson's a catch. 117 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:39,363 Do you know how hard it is to find a man with a good job 118 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,823 that doesn't lie about his height? 119 00:04:40,865 --> 00:04:43,242 - His ponytail isn't thin either. 120 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:47,872 If I were 20 years younger, I'd be all over him. 121 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,332 - [giggles] 122 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,042 - Okay, they seem to know a lot about your boyfriend. 123 00:04:51,084 --> 00:04:52,877 - Yeah. - It's brutal out here. 124 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:55,254 There's, like, eight women for every Native man. 125 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,173 - Mm. But that Nelson... 126 00:04:57,215 --> 00:05:00,343 If I were ten years younger, it'd be a done deal. 127 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:02,178 - Wow, okay. - We get it. 128 00:05:02,220 --> 00:05:04,097 [laughter] 129 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,724 - So we can secure an endorsement 130 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:09,227 from the teachers union if I agree to take down 131 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,729 my "Overheard at Rutherford High" account. 132 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:13,564 Terry, are you listening? 133 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:15,400 I know you hate Lincoln, 134 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:16,901 but you can't hate this contour. 135 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:19,112 - Jimmy's being weirdly cagey about a girl 136 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,364 he's possibly dating, and my wife is hell-bent 137 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,574 on trying to figure out who she is, so now I have to-- 138 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,868 - Found her. - What? How? 139 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:27,120 - My friend follows someone 140 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,830 who went on a camping trip with Jimmy, 141 00:05:28,871 --> 00:05:31,124 and there was a pic of him with this girl in it, 142 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,583 but her profile was private. 143 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,210 So I found the same tagged pic 144 00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:36,087 in a different friend's public account, 145 00:05:36,129 --> 00:05:38,715 which led me to a Spotify playlist 146 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,800 that was 98% Dua Lipa. 147 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:43,261 That playlist was followed by my nail tech, 148 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,764 who confirmed your son is dating her client, Emma. 149 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,433 She's a sophomore with great skin-- 150 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:50,601 Native, goes to school in town. [cell phone chimes] 151 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,895 Oh, and just accepted a request 152 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:55,565 for my account posing as Harry Styles' personal chef. 153 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,150 - Nice work, Bobbie. 154 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,235 Remind me to tell you about an old business associate 155 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:01,404 I'm almost certain faked his own death. 156 00:06:01,446 --> 00:06:02,530 Would love for you to look into it. 157 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:04,866 - Oh, here's some drama. 158 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,746 - Jimmy's dating Feather Day's daughter? 159 00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:12,623 - Ooh, my nail tech is gonna flip! 160 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,126 [hip-hop music] 161 00:06:15,168 --> 00:06:18,421 [indistinct chatter] 162 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,757 * * 163 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:24,177 - [sniffs] Damn, Nelson. You even smell like a hot dog. 164 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:26,471 - Nathan, why do you have a microphone? 165 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,598 - Oh, uh, the Janet Jackson headset 166 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:32,060 makes me "pop" corn guy. 167 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:34,854 I'm leaning into my persona. - And I squirt real ketchup. 168 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:36,606 Nathan helped me with the rig. - Oh, yeah. 169 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:39,942 This thing squirts two gallons. 170 00:06:39,984 --> 00:06:42,320 - Very cool. 171 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:45,031 - Y'all are wack. 172 00:06:45,073 --> 00:06:47,366 [cell phone chimes, vibrates] - Oh, it's Deirdre. 173 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,452 "Nathan, where did you get that charcuterie plate 174 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:50,495 you brought over?" 175 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:51,579 Uh... [chuckles] 176 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:53,372 "It was homemade." 177 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:56,000 Oh, do you think I should pop over with a refill? 178 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,668 - No. I think you should stop popping over. 179 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,170 - Totally. 180 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:02,131 But think about my unborn baby starving for smoked gouda. 181 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,175 And it's probably a good opportunity 182 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:05,385 to apologize for before. 183 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:06,594 Two birds! 184 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:08,304 B-R-B. 185 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:11,432 - That was the wrong move. - Yeah, I know. He does that. 186 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:12,850 We look great, though. - Right? 187 00:07:12,892 --> 00:07:14,352 - Let's 'Gram it out. - Yeah. 188 00:07:14,394 --> 00:07:17,271 - Hold up! Wait for us. 189 00:07:17,313 --> 00:07:20,775 - Wow, we look like the hot dog station at Costco. 190 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:23,736 Yeah, it's almost too perfect to be a coincidence. 191 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:26,114 - Well, you inspired me at the beading circle. 192 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:30,201 - Then Chloe told us all about your amazing costume. 193 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:32,412 Then we both got real inspired, too. 194 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:33,621 - You hear that? 195 00:07:33,663 --> 00:07:35,581 Our craftsmanship inspired them. 196 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,710 - [giggles] - Yeah. 197 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:41,713 [quirky music] 198 00:07:41,754 --> 00:07:46,718 * * 199 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:48,553 - Oh! Oh, no, no-- Ah! 200 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:51,723 [grunting] - Nathan? 201 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:53,641 - Oh. Hey, Dierdre. 202 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:54,892 Ah, I'm so sorry. 203 00:07:54,934 --> 00:07:56,227 I brought this charcuterie board 204 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:59,021 to say sorry for the whole crib thing, and I just-- 205 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:00,398 Please don't call the cops. 206 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,316 I can't get a mug shot in this corn costume. 207 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,569 - So you apologize for stopping by unannounced 208 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:06,404 by stopping by unannounced? 209 00:08:06,446 --> 00:08:08,406 - Yes. 210 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:09,949 Oh, your parents are here. 211 00:08:09,991 --> 00:08:12,452 Hi, Mrs. Chisenhall. - You were right, James. 212 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,704 The deadbeat is here. 213 00:08:14,746 --> 00:08:16,205 - [laughing] Deadbeat. 214 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:18,833 Is that, like, a funny nickname or what? 215 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,752 - I kind of told my parents you don't want anything 216 00:08:20,793 --> 00:08:22,378 to do with me or the baby. 217 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,172 But thanks for this. 218 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,674 - Um, excuse me. Why would you do that? 219 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:30,344 - My parents are insanely judgmental. 220 00:08:30,386 --> 00:08:32,221 The idea that I would choose to be a single mom 221 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:34,098 will not be acceptable to them in the least. 222 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:37,101 So, instead of having to actually tell them-- 223 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:39,479 - It's just easier to let them hate me. 224 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,314 - Thanks for being an ally? 225 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,357 - [sighs] - Look who it is. 226 00:08:43,399 --> 00:08:44,901 Let this fool in. 227 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,111 - Oh, no, Dad, we don't need to. 228 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:49,280 - I want to see if he's as corny as that costume. 229 00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:52,200 Unless you're planning to run out on my little girl again. 230 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,494 - [sighs] 231 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,872 - I guess it's the perfect time to meet the parents. 232 00:08:57,914 --> 00:09:01,292 * * 233 00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:04,045 - [sighs] 234 00:09:09,342 --> 00:09:11,052 - Oh, my goodness. There you are. 235 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:13,096 Where's my daughter, Terry? 236 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,972 - At your home, maybe school, 237 00:09:15,014 --> 00:09:17,100 probably any place other than a casino. 238 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:18,559 Nice chatting with you. - Hey! 239 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,353 My innocent daughter took off 240 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:22,397 with your rugged-ass son after school 241 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,232 before I could pick her up-- that's kidnapping! 242 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,901 - Feather, not everything is a crisis. 243 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,111 - [sighs] 244 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,862 - My well-behaved son is at home 245 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:31,989 passing out candy with Renee. 246 00:09:32,031 --> 00:09:33,574 Let me just... 247 00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,577 She doesn't know where he is. 248 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,788 - [gasps] 249 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:41,499 You know, I had a dream last night 250 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,043 of a Japanese fighting fish in a fishbowl, 251 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:45,545 and it was just staring at me. 252 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,713 I should've known. 253 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,923 I should've known something bad was coming. 254 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,633 It kind of looked like you. 255 00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:52,260 - Oh, boy. 256 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:55,638 This is not the outfit I was hoping to meet your parents in. 257 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,141 [quirky music] 258 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,560 I kind of feel like tucking it in was a weird move. 259 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:05,481 I'm just gonna go, like, Peter Pan style, right? 260 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:06,858 More of a tunic look. 261 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,568 - Ah, it's--it's fine. 262 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,403 - And, you know, maybe these stretchy pants 263 00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:14,574 can help us all remember to be flexible 264 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,201 about any assumptions we've made about one another. 265 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:19,162 - Nathan, I'm begging you. 266 00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,497 Can you just let these people hate you for one night 267 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,374 for my benefit, please? 268 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,462 - Here you go, sweetie. - Thank you, Daddy. 269 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,463 - There you go. 270 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,007 [thuds loudly] 271 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:34,385 - Oh, uh, thank you so much. 272 00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,262 Um... 273 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,306 does this need to be heated or... 274 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,557 - Oh, did I forget? [chuckles] 275 00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:42,143 Kind of like how you forgot to wear a condom. 276 00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,936 [chuckles] - Oh. 277 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,272 Uh... [scoffs] I didn't forget. 278 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:49,150 I just--the only contraceptive in the museum that night 279 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:52,820 was an old dried-up piece of lambskin from the 1800s, 280 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,530 but that was display only, so... 281 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:55,865 [clears throat] 282 00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,700 You don't want to hear about that. 283 00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,870 [hip-hop music] 284 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,121 * * 285 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,457 - Hey, Reagan. 286 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,834 Where's your hot dog? - [sighs] 287 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,628 He's, like, stuck in a flirt circle. 288 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,422 We got tradish relish, sexy Sriracha. 289 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,549 I'm not really sure what mustard's deal is, but... 290 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,510 It's like they don't know he has a girlfriend. 291 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,179 - Man, you know these condiments ain't loyal. 292 00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,514 - [scoffs] - Besides... 293 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,307 it's nice of Nelson to give me the night off. 294 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:22,725 - Oh, God, you're married. 295 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,353 - Yeah, but I can't help I have this animal magnetism. 296 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:26,938 - Mm-hmm. - Women are just constantly 297 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,773 undressing me with their eyes. 298 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:30,983 'Sup, Vanessa? Schwing. 299 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,735 - Ew. 300 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:34,278 - Okay. - Wow. 301 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,241 - Party on, ketchup. - Party on, Wayne. 302 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,035 [indistinct chatter] 303 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,121 - Reegs. - Hey, Ray. 304 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,790 - Hey, can I have some ketchup? - Ah, sure. 305 00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,208 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 306 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,293 - How you been? - Huh? 307 00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:50,336 Sorry. 308 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,921 Just keeping my eyes on my boyfriend. 309 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:52,964 [chuckles] 310 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,674 - So that's Nelson? - Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,259 - My mom says he's a real nice guy. 312 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,719 - Oh, yeah, she's a big fan-- 313 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,929 her and all the other ladies on the rez. 314 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:01,931 - Well, he better watch out, 315 00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,683 or I'll have to rough him up. 316 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:05,852 - [laughs] Okay. 317 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,145 [women laughing] - Excuse me. 318 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,772 - Oh, don't leave. - I'm sorry. Excuse me. 319 00:12:09,814 --> 00:12:13,401 * * 320 00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:14,944 - Who's that talking to Reagan over there? 321 00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,946 - Oh, that's her ex. 322 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,281 - Sorry I'm late. 323 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,117 Driving here was literally terrifying. 324 00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,327 - Are you a Dementor? 325 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,663 - Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala. 326 00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,039 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 327 00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,791 That's the podcaster? 328 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,168 - No, that's Ray. 329 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,794 This is Josh. 330 00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,880 - Why do you have his photo on your phone? 331 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,757 - Because he looks like this. 332 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,092 - Are all of her exes models? 333 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,178 - I mean, Reagan sucks, 334 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,306 but she's still a strong, independent Native woman. 335 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,141 She loves them and leaves them quick. 336 00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,934 I'm sure you'll be different. 337 00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:49,604 * * 338 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,024 [mellow music] 339 00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,485 - Feather. - Renee. 340 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,528 - I'm only here because I want my son home safe 341 00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,489 and nowhere near your daughter. 342 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,158 - He's a senior. My baby girl is a sophomore. 343 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,995 The age gap is basically almost illegal. 344 00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:09,415 - Ladies, let's please focus. 345 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:10,958 Renee, do you still have 346 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,335 the location app on Jimmy's phone? 347 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,003 - You have a tracker on your kid? 348 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,089 So you know he's a derelict. 349 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,840 Hmm. 350 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,134 - They're headed to the convenience store, I think. 351 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,803 - I regret even saying this, 352 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,389 but I think it's best we drive together. 353 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:28,351 - [scoffs] - Work as a team to find them. 354 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:32,105 - I call shotgun. - Try it, and I break your arm. 355 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:38,194 [truck door opens] 356 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,322 [silverware clanking lightly] 357 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,368 - Have you called Al about setting up that 529 yet? 358 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,703 - Kind of focused on my pregnancy, but I will. 359 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,872 - Okay, because you know it's all on you. 360 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:53,126 This one won't be of any help. - Oh, God, no. 361 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,961 Yeah, I definitely have not researched 362 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,547 which states have the best plans. 363 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,215 Don't even have a dime to my name. 364 00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,718 Lost it all on the ponies. 365 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,177 Betting, not riding. 366 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,596 - We understood. - This is starting to thaw. 367 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,432 I think I'm gonna get into this in a minute. 368 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:08,975 I'm excited about it. 369 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,936 Hey, where do you think our kid is gonna go to college? 370 00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:13,312 - Well, Stanford, like Dee-Dee. 371 00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:16,190 - Wait. Whoa. Dee-Dee? - Please never call me that. 372 00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,567 - Okay. 373 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,402 Well, I just hope the kid has her brains, 374 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,904 'cause I'm an idiot. [laughs] 375 00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,531 Didn't even get my GED. 376 00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,533 Failed right out of juvie-- nile hall. 377 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,118 - What are you talking about? 378 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,661 You can't fail out of juvenile hall, 379 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,913 plus you two went to the same high school together. 380 00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:33,249 - Right, you tried to read that Dr. Seuss poem 381 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,543 at graduation, but your voice kept cracking. 382 00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:37,420 - Well, it was an emotional day. 383 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,297 And if you can read "Horton Hears a Who!" 384 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,424 without shedding a tear, you have a heart of stone. 385 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,800 - You know, they never mentioned 386 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:45,344 any juvie stint on that podcast you were on. 387 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:48,139 - Wait, you guys listen to "American Powder Keg"? 388 00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:50,141 - Every episode. 389 00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,268 So we know all we need to know about you. 390 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,396 - And none of it is good. - [sighs] 391 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:03,404 - Glad to get out of there. I'm sure you agree. 392 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,531 - Hey, Reagan. - Hey, Ray. 393 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,950 [indistinct chatter] 394 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:08,993 - Hey, what's up? 395 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,620 - Hey. - Name's Nelson. 396 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,997 - Ray. Firm handshake. Where you from? 397 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,458 - [speaks native language] Dakota territory. 398 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,168 You might of heard of my peoples-- 399 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,921 Zitkala-Sa, John Trudell. 400 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,297 We invented jump roping. 401 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,632 - Right. 402 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,759 - It's a lot of pressure being so prominent. 403 00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,844 I'm guessing that's not something you can relate to. 404 00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,304 - Why's that? 405 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:31,766 - Oh, you know, small tribes sometimes feel inadequate. 406 00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,976 - I bet your tribe's real big. 407 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,603 - Sriracha, why don't you put yourself 408 00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:36,896 back in your goddamn bottle? 409 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,482 - Such dirty talk. I try to keep it classy. 410 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:42,318 I'm always representing for my people. 411 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,153 - Minishonka are small, but we have one 412 00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,614 of the most complicated clan systems of any tribe. 413 00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,908 - Well, that's cool. We killed Custer. 414 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:52,453 - Really? No Dakota's ever mentioned that before. 415 00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:54,455 - It does come up a lot. 416 00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,458 And for good reason. It's really important. 417 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,460 - Can one of you help start the bonfire? 418 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,087 Wayne can't find the starter log. 419 00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:03,423 - Don't tell them that! - I'll do it. 420 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,925 Minishonka are naturally very good fire starters. 421 00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,678 - So are my people, and you know what? 422 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,471 We don't use starter logs. 423 00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,890 - Ooh. 424 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,142 - Cool. 425 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,144 - Real cool. - The coolest. 426 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,478 - Ice cold, baby. 427 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,147 - Right, can one of you just do it? 428 00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,523 Ugh. 429 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,484 - [laughs] If you had just moved the statue 430 00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:25,027 or, better yet, taken it down, 431 00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,572 you'd still have your job and your dignity. 432 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,700 - Sure, but, uh, I mean, it's not really that simple. 433 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,536 - And what was up with bragging about the first white baby? 434 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,663 - Oh, that was a great episode. 435 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:38,332 The caucasity was astounding. - [laughs] 436 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:41,711 - So, in that episode, I was actually trying to cut, like... 437 00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,254 Yeah, but, I mean, hey. 438 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,506 What can I say? I'm a boob. 439 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:46,799 - I mean, imagine how we felt 440 00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,426 when we found out that our daughter 441 00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,303 is having "pop" corn guy's baby. 442 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,846 - [laughs] 443 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,057 Isn't there a German word for secondhand embarrassment? 444 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,433 - Fremdschamen. 445 00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,143 - Yes. - Okay. 446 00:16:57,185 --> 00:17:00,063 But since then, Nathan's been trying to make things right. 447 00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:03,357 - How? By hiding from his responsibilities? 448 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,818 [soft dramatic music] 449 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,862 - Okay... 450 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:10,698 the truth is, Nathan's not a deadbeat, 451 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,367 and he is not the guy the podcast made him out to be. 452 00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,870 He's a good guy. 453 00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,747 We're not together by my choice, 454 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,541 and I didn't want to hear your opinions on that. 455 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,462 But here we are. So go ahead. 456 00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:26,214 Lay 'em on me. 457 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,133 * * 458 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,469 - Dee-Dee, we support you. 459 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,221 - You do? - Yes. 460 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,431 - You've always done things your own way, 461 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,141 but you've always come out on top. 462 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,937 - Did you just support and compliment me? 463 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,564 [laughs] Nathan, I'm glad you're here to be a witness. 464 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:45,900 - Stop. We are not that bad. 465 00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,069 - Eh... - And even with a baby, 466 00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,905 you can still meet someone at your level. 467 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,116 No offense. - Are you sure about that? 468 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:55,743 - Whether it's alone, or with this lost clown, 469 00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:58,246 how you raise your child is your choice. 470 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,706 - Besides, nowadays everyone is doing their own thing. 471 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,291 I read in "Parade" magazine 472 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,961 that Shonda Rhimes has kids without a husband. 473 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,088 - Right. - And nannies can be men now. 474 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,799 They're call "mannies." That's so clever. 475 00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:11,384 - Mm. 476 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:14,929 [hip-hop music] 477 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:17,432 - Hey! Yous need to back up off my man. 478 00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:18,975 - Or what? 479 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,561 - I haven't thought that part through yet. 480 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:22,895 - Face it-- you don't have what it takes 481 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,605 to keep a man like Nelson. 482 00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,441 - You're not even tradish enough. 483 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,818 We've all seen your uneven beadwork. 484 00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:34,031 [women shriek, crowd gasps] - Oh, girl, no. 485 00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,784 * * 486 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,619 [crowd ohs] - Oh, damn. 487 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,663 Reagan's gonna die tonight. 488 00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,586 - [laughs] Guys, I'm sorry. 489 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,505 This is totally stupid, right? 490 00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,799 [grunts] What should I do? 491 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,217 - Fall on the ground and play dead. 492 00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:55,094 - Ah, no, don't do that. It'll make it so much worse. 493 00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,972 - Yeah, you hit the ground, and it's over for you. 494 00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,224 - Nelson, we got to go now. 495 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,769 - Just one more minute! - I only need 30 seconds! 496 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,229 - I need ten seconds! 497 00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:07,815 [both shouting] 498 00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,278 - [gasps] Oh, no. 499 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,073 His phone must've died. His dot just disappeared. 500 00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,783 - [sighs] My contact at Rutherford PD 501 00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,534 doesn't have any updates. 502 00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,745 - Of course you'd be friends with a cop, bootlicker. 503 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,705 - Excuse me? - Let me call my contact. 504 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:23,956 [device beeps] 505 00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,124 - Ow! [cell phone ringing] 506 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,876 - Hey, Terry. - Get away! 507 00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:28,878 - I don't have much time. Reagan's in a rez fight. 508 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,630 - Oh, tell her if she hits the ground, it's over. 509 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,382 Listen, I need your help finding Jimmy. 510 00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:33,800 He was last seen-- 511 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,010 - Found him. Emma just posted on her Finsta. 512 00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:39,639 They're in town holding bags of candy near Big Larry. 513 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,015 Just texted you some screenshots. 514 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,809 Okay, got to go. - Back up! 515 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,144 [woman gasps, crowd oohs] - Oh. 516 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:47,230 Cover your face. 517 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:50,733 - Apparently they were actually just trick-or-treating. 518 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,485 - [sighs] 519 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:55,238 How did we raise such dorks? 520 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,284 - Do you even want kids? You're a waste of a bloodline. 521 00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:03,121 - Kids don't define women. You're being toxic! 522 00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,832 [all grunting] - Yeah! 523 00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,375 - I did it. I did a fight. 524 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,835 You guys win. 525 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,503 Listen, this is anti-feminist. 526 00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,839 Haven't you ever heard of the Bechdel Test? 527 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,632 - Do you always talk like a dictionary? 528 00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,843 Fay, take care of her. - What? 529 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,387 - You don't know? She's an amateur MMA fighter. 530 00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,514 - Nah, she's ranked. 531 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:24,016 - Oh. So that's your deal. 532 00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,060 Listen, matriarch to matriarch-- 533 00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:26,978 Oh! 534 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,813 [yelps, grunts] [crowd ohs] 535 00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,523 Oh, God. I'm okay. 536 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,941 [laughter] [groans] 537 00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:34,861 [quirky music] 538 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:39,532 * * 539 00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:40,825 - [sighs] 540 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,202 - This is actually kind of cute. 541 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,454 Oh. 542 00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,499 [cans rattling] 543 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,376 - Oh, this isn't good. 544 00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:52,712 [cans hissing] 545 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,213 - Emma Day! 546 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:56,340 I can see you being a criminal! 547 00:20:56,382 --> 00:20:58,092 - Did you guys follow us? - Yes. 548 00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:00,720 Our suspicions were confirmed because we caught you... 549 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,723 * * 550 00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,141 - I'm actually not mad at this. 551 00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:07,060 - If you're gonna break the law, 552 00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,561 it's something I can get behind. 553 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:13,483 - [scoffs] Two hours with this pint-sized Al Capone, 554 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:17,403 and already my sweet baby angel is Antifa. 555 00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:19,197 I should call the cops on both of yous. 556 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:22,158 Let the law straighten yous out. 557 00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,453 - Feather, I think we can both agree 558 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:27,288 that the kids need to be punished. 559 00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,415 - Mm-hmm. - But we also know 560 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:32,251 that this is gonna reflect worse on us than them. 561 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:34,128 Not great for either campaign. 562 00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,838 Probably worse for yours, though. 563 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,882 * * 564 00:21:37,924 --> 00:21:40,093 - Maybe we leave and... 565 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:43,221 agree that this night never happened. 566 00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,432 - If you think that's best. 567 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:49,143 - Let's go, Emma. 568 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,061 Ah-ah-ah! 569 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,646 Get away from each other. 570 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,648 You're still in trouble. 571 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,734 [muttering angrily] 572 00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:58,444 - Reagan, what happened? 573 00:21:58,486 --> 00:22:00,113 - I spent all night fending off condiments. 574 00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,741 Sorry I'm not some tradish sex kitten, karate master. 575 00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:06,536 - I spent all night keeping your ex from stealing you back. 576 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,246 - Ray? He's married. 577 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,914 - That obviously doesn't matter around here. 578 00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:12,041 - [groans] - [sighs] 579 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,253 So you don't want Ray back? - No. 580 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:18,089 And the only condiment you want is ketchup? 581 00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:21,801 - Next year, we're staying home and passing out candy. 582 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,136 - Next year. 583 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,096 - Come here. Come here. 584 00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,472 - Ow. Oh, God. 585 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,015 I would kiss you, but I think I broke a rib. 586 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,726 - Okay, we're going to the emergency room. 587 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:31,018 Come on. 588 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:34,021 [mellow music] 589 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:36,858 * * 590 00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:39,861 - What a night. I feel so relieved. 591 00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:42,071 - I'm really glad it worked out for you. 592 00:22:42,113 --> 00:22:44,157 - Nathan, you have no idea what we just did. 593 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,784 I have been dreading talking to them about this, 594 00:22:46,826 --> 00:22:48,661 but you being there really helped. 595 00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,371 We nailed it. 596 00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,165 - I think your parents would say you nailed it, right? 597 00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,333 I mean, you're Shonda. I'm the clown. 598 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,044 - Well, some people love clowns. 599 00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,212 - No, they're universally reviled. 600 00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:00,006 In movies, they're always the killer. 601 00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:00,965 Kids have nightmares about them. 602 00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:02,508 - Well... 603 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,886 once they see the crib you built, 604 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,596 they'll think you're as great as I do. 605 00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,014 - Oh, I--we shouldn't. 606 00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:09,599 - Oh, it's okay. My parents just started 607 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,559 an episode of "Adirondack," season three. 608 00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:14,520 - It's not that. It's... 609 00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:16,856 You like me sometimes, 610 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:19,692 and I like you all the time. 611 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,736 I want to be with you, 612 00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:24,947 but we're starting to sound like an Adele song. 613 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:27,033 Just--maybe your parents are right. 614 00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:30,328 We're just not good together. 615 00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:31,579 Good night. 616 00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:34,373 * * 617 00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:37,502 Oh, and please don't put the charcuterie board 618 00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,003 in the dishwasher. 619 00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:40,463 It's Brazilian walnut, 620 00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:43,800 and I can't take any more heartache tonight. 621 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,761 [melancholy music] 622 00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:53,434 * *