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[animal howls, upbeat music]
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- Hey, check it out.
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Very spooky menu.
- [laughs]
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I still can't believe
how much you love Halloween.
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It's like the Super Bowl
for cultural appropriation.
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- Yeah, you can see it
that way, but for me,
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Halloween is about
celebrating our trickster side.
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Besides,
pumpkins are Indigenous,
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even the white ones.
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- [scoffs]
I guess.
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I mean, for me,
Halloween's like, meh.
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At best, you get some candy.
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At worst, I'm tipsy in a bar
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ripping a store-bought
headdress off some idiot.
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- Not gonna lie.
That mental image is a turn-on.
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- Oh.
- Oh, by the way,
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I need some help getting into
my hot dog costume tomorrow.
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There's a lot of zippers.
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- That mental image--
less of a turn-on.
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- Hmm.
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[laughs].
Look at that.
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Boo-berry muffins.
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- Oh.
- [chuckles] That's great.
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Frankenburger.
You get it?
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- I do.
- Yeah?
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Who comes up with this stuff?
Jeez.
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[upbeat music]
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[steady banjo music]
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* *
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- Who's there?
I have a gun!
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- Oh! Oh, Deirdre, it's Nathan.
Please don't shoot.
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- Nathan!
Oh, my God.
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- I am so sorry I startled you.
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Um, were you going to attack
a burglar with a massage gun?
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- If this hits your temple
at close range,
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your brain
will be fatally vibrated.
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What are you doing here?
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I gave you that spare key
for emergencies.
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- Yes, but, uh,
i-in my defense,
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the state
of modern crib manufacturing
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is an emergency,
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which is why
I handcrafted this one.
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- Wow.
You made that?
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- Yeah.
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- Not what I had
on my registry, but very nice.
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- Yeah, it's white oak.
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It's from a tree
that fell in my backyard...
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on your birthday, but I just--
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I want this baby
to have the best.
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- Even if it means committing
some light B and E?
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- I did not go about this
in a good way.
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And I see that now.
I'm super sorry.
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I also made that
zucchini bread you like,
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but, honestly,
it all just feels
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like a big overstep,
so I'll just get out of here.
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- No, that can stay.
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The baby loves it.
- Oh, the baby loves it?
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- Yes, the baby.
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[knock on door]
- Mayor Chisenhall?
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Rutherford PD checking in.
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- When I thought
you were an intruder,
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I may have called the cops.
- Yeah, that tracks.
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[knock on door]
- Mayor Chisenhall?
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- That sounds like Callahan,
and he loves my zucchini bread.
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Do you mind--[stammers]
- Oh.
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- You know what?
I'll just handle it.
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- Mm-hmm.
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[hip-hop music]
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[cell phone vibrates]
- [chuckles]
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- You have Halloween plans?
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- Oh, uh, no, not really.
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- Son, don't insult us.
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You're cool,
just like your mom and me were.
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Cool kids always have plans.
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- How come you guys never bug
Maya like this?
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- Because she's a nerd.
There's no need to.
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- If she wasn't in Alberta
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doing a cultural exchange
program
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with the Blood Tribe,
we'd be on her like this.
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- Fine.
I'm going trick-or-treating...
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with a girl.
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- No way.
We know that move.
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Tell your parents
you're out trick-or-treating,
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but you're really in the woods
with your pageant friends
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doing whippits.
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- Or using your fake ID to get
into a real-estate seminar.
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- Uh, okay, obviously,
that's stuff you guys did.
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We're just going
trick-or-treating.
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- So who's the girl?
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And remember,
I know everyone at your school.
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- Well, until you're
more comfortable sharing,
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you're passing out candy
with your mom tonight.
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- Ugh, I thought you said
you guys were cool.
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- Half of parenting
is lying, Jimmy.
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Grow up.
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- Breaking into a woman's home
to bake and woodwork?
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Not your best move, bud.
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- That crib was
a handcrafted gesture of love,
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and also...
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the totally wrong move.
- [chuckles]
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- And I see that now.
I'm gonna give her some space.
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- Wait. You built her a crib
from scratch?
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- Yeah.
- Shoot.
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I've got some nieces
you should meet.
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[light laughter]
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- You should come to Wayne
and Sally's Halloween party
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with Nelson and I--
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take your mind off things.
- Okay.
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- So, that Nelson--
is he your man?
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- He sure is.
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We're even going in
a couple's costume this year.
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He's a hot dog,
and I'm ketchup.
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- If I were 30 years younger,
you'd have to watch your back.
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- Whoa.
- [laughs]
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- Nelson's a catch.
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Do you know how hard it is
to find a man with a good job
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that doesn't lie
about his height?
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- His ponytail
isn't thin either.
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If I were 20 years younger,
I'd be all over him.
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- [giggles]
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- Okay, they seem to know
a lot about your boyfriend.
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- Yeah.
- It's brutal out here.
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There's, like, eight women
for every Native man.
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- Mm. But that Nelson...
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If I were ten years younger,
it'd be a done deal.
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- Wow, okay.
- We get it.
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[laughter]
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- So we can secure
an endorsement
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from the teachers union
if I agree to take down
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my "Overheard
at Rutherford High" account.
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Terry, are you listening?
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I know you hate Lincoln,
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but you can't hate
this contour.
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- Jimmy's being weirdly cagey
about a girl
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he's possibly dating,
and my wife is hell-bent
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on trying to figure out
who she is, so now I have to--
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- Found her.
- What? How?
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- My friend follows someone
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who went on a camping trip
with Jimmy,
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and there was a pic of him
with this girl in it,
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but her profile was private.
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So I found
the same tagged pic
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in a different friend's
public account,
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which led me
to a Spotify playlist
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that was 98% Dua Lipa.
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That playlist was followed
by my nail tech,
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who confirmed your son
is dating her client, Emma.
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She's a sophomore
with great skin--
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Native, goes to school in town.
[cell phone chimes]
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Oh, and just accepted
a request
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for my account posing
as Harry Styles' personal chef.
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- Nice work, Bobbie.
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Remind me to tell you
about an old business associate
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I'm almost certain
faked his own death.
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Would love for you
to look into it.
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- Oh, here's some drama.
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- Jimmy's dating
Feather Day's daughter?
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- Ooh, my nail tech
is gonna flip!
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[hip-hop music]
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [sniffs] Damn, Nelson.
You even smell like a hot dog.
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- Nathan, why do you have
a microphone?
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- Oh, uh,
the Janet Jackson headset
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makes me "pop" corn guy.
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I'm leaning into my persona.
- And I squirt real ketchup.
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Nathan helped me with the rig.
- Oh, yeah.
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This thing squirts two gallons.
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- Very cool.
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- Y'all are wack.
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[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
- Oh, it's Deirdre.
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"Nathan, where did you get
that charcuterie plate
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you brought over?"
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Uh...
[chuckles]
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"It was homemade."
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Oh, do you think I should pop
over with a refill?
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- No. I think you should stop
popping over.
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- Totally.
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But think about my unborn baby
starving for smoked gouda.
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And it's probably
a good opportunity
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to apologize for before.
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Two birds!
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B-R-B.
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- That was the wrong move.
- Yeah, I know. He does that.
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We look great, though.
- Right?
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- Let's 'Gram it out.
- Yeah.
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- Hold up! Wait for us.
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- Wow, we look like
the hot dog station at Costco.
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Yeah, it's almost too perfect
to be a coincidence.
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- Well, you inspired me
at the beading circle.
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- Then Chloe told us
all about your amazing costume.
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Then we both got
real inspired, too.
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- You hear that?
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Our craftsmanship
inspired them.
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- [giggles]
- Yeah.
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[quirky music]
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- Oh! Oh, no, no--
Ah!
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[grunting]
- Nathan?
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- Oh.
Hey, Dierdre.
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Ah, I'm so sorry.
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I brought
this charcuterie board
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to say sorry for the whole
crib thing, and I just--
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Please don't call the cops.
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I can't get a mug shot
in this corn costume.
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- So you apologize
for stopping by unannounced
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by stopping by unannounced?
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- Yes.
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Oh, your parents are here.
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Hi, Mrs. Chisenhall.
- You were right, James.
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The deadbeat is here.
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- [laughing]
Deadbeat.
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Is that, like,
a funny nickname or what?
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- I kind of told my parents
you don't want anything
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to do with me or the baby.
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But thanks for this.
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- Um, excuse me.
Why would you do that?
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- My parents
are insanely judgmental.
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The idea that I would choose
to be a single mom
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will not be acceptable to them
in the least.
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So, instead of having
to actually tell them--
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- It's just easier
to let them hate me.
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- Thanks for being an ally?
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- [sighs]
- Look who it is.
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Let this fool in.
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- Oh, no, Dad,
we don't need to.
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- I want to see if he's
as corny as that costume.
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Unless you're planning to run
out on my little girl again.
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- [sighs]
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- I guess it's the perfect time
to meet the parents.
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* *
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- [sighs]
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- Oh, my goodness.
There you are.
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Where's my daughter, Terry?
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- At your home,
maybe school,
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probably any place
other than a casino.
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Nice chatting with you.
- Hey!
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My innocent daughter took off
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with your rugged-ass son
after school
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before I could pick her up--
that's kidnapping!
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- Feather,
not everything is a crisis.
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- [sighs]
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- My well-behaved son
is at home
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passing out candy with Renee.
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Let me just...
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She doesn't know where he is.
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- [gasps]
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You know,
I had a dream last night
250
00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,043
of a Japanese fighting fish
in a fishbowl,
251
00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:45,545
and it was just staring at me.
252
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,713
I should've known.
253
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,923
I should've known
something bad was coming.
254
00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,633
It kind of looked like you.
255
00:09:50,675 --> 00:09:52,260
- Oh, boy.
256
00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:55,638
This is not the outfit I was
hoping to meet your parents in.
257
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,141
[quirky music]
258
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,560
I kind of feel like
tucking it in was a weird move.
259
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:05,481
I'm just gonna go,
like, Peter Pan style, right?
260
00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:06,858
More of a tunic look.
261
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:08,568
- Ah, it's--it's fine.
262
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,403
- And, you know,
maybe these stretchy pants
263
00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:14,574
can help us all remember
to be flexible
264
00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,201
about any assumptions
we've made about one another.
265
00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:19,162
- Nathan, I'm begging you.
266
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,497
Can you just let these people
hate you for one night
267
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,374
for my benefit, please?
268
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,462
- Here you go, sweetie.
- Thank you, Daddy.
269
00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,463
- There you go.
270
00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,007
[thuds loudly]
271
00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:34,385
- Oh, uh, thank you so much.
272
00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,262
Um...
273
00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:38,306
does this need
to be heated or...
274
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,557
- Oh, did I forget?
[chuckles]
275
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:42,143
Kind of like how you forgot
to wear a condom.
276
00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:43,936
[chuckles]
- Oh.
277
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,272
Uh... [scoffs]
I didn't forget.
278
00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:49,150
I just--the only contraceptive
in the museum that night
279
00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:52,820
was an old dried-up piece
of lambskin from the 1800s,
280
00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,530
but that was
display only, so...
281
00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:55,865
[clears throat]
282
00:10:55,907 --> 00:10:57,700
You don't want
to hear about that.
283
00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,870
[hip-hop music]
284
00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:02,121
* *
285
00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,457
- Hey, Reagan.
286
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:06,834
Where's your hot dog?
- [sighs]
287
00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,628
He's, like, stuck
in a flirt circle.
288
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:11,422
We got tradish relish,
sexy Sriracha.
289
00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:13,549
I'm not really sure
what mustard's deal is, but...
290
00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,510
It's like they don't know
he has a girlfriend.
291
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:18,179
- Man, you know
these condiments ain't loyal.
292
00:11:18,221 --> 00:11:19,514
- [scoffs]
- Besides...
293
00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,307
it's nice of Nelson
to give me the night off.
294
00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:22,725
- Oh, God, you're married.
295
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,353
- Yeah, but I can't help
I have this animal magnetism.
296
00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:26,938
- Mm-hmm.
- Women are just constantly
297
00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:28,773
undressing me with their eyes.
298
00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:30,983
'Sup, Vanessa?
Schwing.
299
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,735
- Ew.
300
00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:34,278
- Okay.
- Wow.
301
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,241
- Party on, ketchup.
- Party on, Wayne.
302
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,035
[indistinct chatter]
303
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,121
- Reegs.
- Hey, Ray.
304
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,790
- Hey, can I have some ketchup?
- Ah, sure.
305
00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,208
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
306
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,293
- How you been?
- Huh?
307
00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:50,336
Sorry.
308
00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,921
Just keeping my eyes
on my boyfriend.
309
00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:52,964
[chuckles]
310
00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:54,674
- So that's Nelson?
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,259
- My mom says
he's a real nice guy.
312
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,719
- Oh, yeah,
she's a big fan--
313
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,929
her and all the other ladies
on the rez.
314
00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:01,931
- Well, he better watch out,
315
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,683
or I'll have to rough him up.
316
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:05,852
- [laughs]
Okay.
317
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,145
[women laughing]
- Excuse me.
318
00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,772
- Oh, don't leave.
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.
319
00:12:09,814 --> 00:12:13,401
* *
320
00:12:13,443 --> 00:12:14,944
- Who's that talking to Reagan
over there?
321
00:12:14,986 --> 00:12:16,946
- Oh, that's her ex.
322
00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:18,281
- Sorry I'm late.
323
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:21,117
Driving here
was literally terrifying.
324
00:12:21,159 --> 00:12:23,327
- Are you a Dementor?
325
00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,663
- Kim Kardashian
at the Met Gala.
326
00:12:25,705 --> 00:12:27,039
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
327
00:12:27,081 --> 00:12:28,791
That's the podcaster?
328
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,168
- No, that's Ray.
329
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,794
This is Josh.
330
00:12:31,836 --> 00:12:33,880
- Why do you have his photo
on your phone?
331
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,757
- Because he looks like this.
332
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,092
- Are all of her exes models?
333
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,178
- I mean, Reagan sucks,
334
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,306
but she's still a strong,
independent Native woman.
335
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:45,141
She loves them
and leaves them quick.
336
00:12:45,183 --> 00:12:46,934
I'm sure you'll be different.
337
00:12:46,976 --> 00:12:49,604
* *
338
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:53,024
[mellow music]
339
00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,485
- Feather.
- Renee.
340
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,528
- I'm only here
because I want my son home safe
341
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,489
and nowhere near your daughter.
342
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:02,158
- He's a senior.
My baby girl is a sophomore.
343
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,995
The age gap is basically
almost illegal.
344
00:13:06,037 --> 00:13:09,415
- Ladies, let's please focus.
345
00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:10,958
Renee, do you still have
346
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,335
the location app
on Jimmy's phone?
347
00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:14,003
- You have a tracker
on your kid?
348
00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,089
So you know he's a derelict.
349
00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:17,840
Hmm.
350
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,134
- They're headed to
the convenience store, I think.
351
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,803
- I regret even saying this,
352
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,389
but I think it's best
we drive together.
353
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:28,351
- [scoffs]
- Work as a team to find them.
354
00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:32,105
- I call shotgun.
- Try it, and I break your arm.
355
00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:38,194
[truck door opens]
356
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,322
[silverware clanking lightly]
357
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:45,368
- Have you called Al
about setting up that 529 yet?
358
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,703
- Kind of focused
on my pregnancy, but I will.
359
00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:49,872
- Okay, because you know
it's all on you.
360
00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:53,126
This one won't be of any help.
- Oh, God, no.
361
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,961
Yeah, I definitely
have not researched
362
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,547
which states
have the best plans.
363
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,215
Don't even have a dime
to my name.
364
00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:01,718
Lost it all on the ponies.
365
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,177
Betting, not riding.
366
00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,596
- We understood.
- This is starting to thaw.
367
00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,432
I think I'm gonna get into this
in a minute.
368
00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:08,975
I'm excited about it.
369
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,936
Hey, where do you think our kid
is gonna go to college?
370
00:14:11,978 --> 00:14:13,312
- Well, Stanford,
like Dee-Dee.
371
00:14:13,354 --> 00:14:16,190
- Wait. Whoa. Dee-Dee?
- Please never call me that.
372
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,567
- Okay.
373
00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,402
Well, I just hope
the kid has her brains,
374
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,904
'cause I'm an idiot.
[laughs]
375
00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,531
Didn't even get my GED.
376
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,533
Failed right out of juvie--
nile hall.
377
00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,118
- What are you talking about?
378
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,661
You can't fail
out of juvenile hall,
379
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,913
plus you two went to the same
high school together.
380
00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:33,249
- Right, you tried
to read that Dr. Seuss poem
381
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,543
at graduation,
but your voice kept cracking.
382
00:14:35,585 --> 00:14:37,420
- Well,
it was an emotional day.
383
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:39,297
And if you can read
"Horton Hears a Who!"
384
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,424
without shedding a tear,
you have a heart of stone.
385
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,800
- You know,
they never mentioned
386
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:45,344
any juvie stint
on that podcast you were on.
387
00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:48,139
- Wait, you guys listen
to "American Powder Keg"?
388
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:50,141
- Every episode.
389
00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,268
So we know
all we need to know about you.
390
00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:55,396
- And none of it is good.
- [sighs]
391
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:03,404
- Glad to get out of there.
I'm sure you agree.
392
00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,531
- Hey, Reagan.
- Hey, Ray.
393
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:07,950
[indistinct chatter]
394
00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:08,993
- Hey, what's up?
395
00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,620
- Hey.
- Name's Nelson.
396
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,997
- Ray. Firm handshake.
Where you from?
397
00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,458
- [speaks native language]
Dakota territory.
398
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,168
You might of heard
of my peoples--
399
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,921
Zitkala-Sa, John Trudell.
400
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,297
We invented jump roping.
401
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,632
- Right.
402
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,759
- It's a lot of pressure
being so prominent.
403
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,844
I'm guessing that's not
something you can relate to.
404
00:15:26,886 --> 00:15:28,304
- Why's that?
405
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:31,766
- Oh, you know, small tribes
sometimes feel inadequate.
406
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:33,976
- I bet your tribe's real big.
407
00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,603
- Sriracha,
why don't you put yourself
408
00:15:35,645 --> 00:15:36,896
back in your goddamn bottle?
409
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,482
- Such dirty talk.
I try to keep it classy.
410
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:42,318
I'm always representing
for my people.
411
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,153
- Minishonka are small,
but we have one
412
00:15:44,195 --> 00:15:46,614
of the most complicated
clan systems of any tribe.
413
00:15:46,656 --> 00:15:48,908
- Well, that's cool.
We killed Custer.
414
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:52,453
- Really? No Dakota's
ever mentioned that before.
415
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:54,455
- It does come up a lot.
416
00:15:54,497 --> 00:15:57,458
And for good reason.
It's really important.
417
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,460
- Can one of you
help start the bonfire?
418
00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:01,087
Wayne can't find
the starter log.
419
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:03,423
- Don't tell them that!
- I'll do it.
420
00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,925
Minishonka are naturally
very good fire starters.
421
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:08,678
- So are my people,
and you know what?
422
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,471
We don't use starter logs.
423
00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,890
- Ooh.
424
00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,142
- Cool.
425
00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:16,144
- Real cool.
- The coolest.
426
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,478
- Ice cold, baby.
427
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,147
- Right, can one of you
just do it?
428
00:16:19,188 --> 00:16:20,523
Ugh.
429
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,484
- [laughs] If you had just
moved the statue
430
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:25,027
or, better yet, taken it down,
431
00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:27,572
you'd still have your job
and your dignity.
432
00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:30,700
- Sure, but, uh, I mean,
it's not really that simple.
433
00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,536
- And what was up with bragging
about the first white baby?
434
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,663
- Oh, that was a great episode.
435
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:38,332
The caucasity was astounding.
- [laughs]
436
00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:41,711
- So, in that episode, I was
actually trying to cut, like...
437
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,254
Yeah, but, I mean, hey.
438
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,506
What can I say?
I'm a boob.
439
00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:46,799
- I mean, imagine how we felt
440
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:48,426
when we found out
that our daughter
441
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:50,303
is having
"pop" corn guy's baby.
442
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:51,846
- [laughs]
443
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:54,057
Isn't there a German word
for secondhand embarrassment?
444
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,433
- Fremdschamen.
445
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,143
- Yes.
- Okay.
446
00:16:57,185 --> 00:17:00,063
But since then, Nathan's been
trying to make things right.
447
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:03,357
- How? By hiding
from his responsibilities?
448
00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:05,818
[soft dramatic music]
449
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,862
- Okay...
450
00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:10,698
the truth is,
Nathan's not a deadbeat,
451
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,367
and he is not the guy
the podcast made him out to be.
452
00:17:13,409 --> 00:17:15,870
He's a good guy.
453
00:17:15,912 --> 00:17:17,747
We're not together
by my choice,
454
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,541
and I didn't want to hear
your opinions on that.
455
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:24,462
But here we are.
So go ahead.
456
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:26,214
Lay 'em on me.
457
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,133
* *
458
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,469
- Dee-Dee, we support you.
459
00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,221
- You do?
- Yes.
460
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,431
- You've always done things
your own way,
461
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,141
but you've always
come out on top.
462
00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,937
- Did you just support
and compliment me?
463
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,564
[laughs] Nathan, I'm glad
you're here to be a witness.
464
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:45,900
- Stop.
We are not that bad.
465
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,069
- Eh...
- And even with a baby,
466
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,905
you can still meet someone
at your level.
467
00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:53,116
No offense.
- Are you sure about that?
468
00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:55,743
- Whether it's alone,
or with this lost clown,
469
00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:58,246
how you raise your child
is your choice.
470
00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,706
- Besides, nowadays everyone
is doing their own thing.
471
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,291
I read in "Parade" magazine
472
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:04,961
that Shonda Rhimes
has kids without a husband.
473
00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,088
- Right.
- And nannies can be men now.
474
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,799
They're call "mannies."
That's so clever.
475
00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:11,384
- Mm.
476
00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:14,929
[hip-hop music]
477
00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:17,432
- Hey! Yous need
to back up off my man.
478
00:18:17,473 --> 00:18:18,975
- Or what?
479
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,561
- I haven't thought
that part through yet.
480
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:22,895
- Face it--
you don't have what it takes
481
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,605
to keep a man like Nelson.
482
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:26,441
- You're not even
tradish enough.
483
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,818
We've all seen
your uneven beadwork.
484
00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:34,031
[women shriek, crowd gasps]
- Oh, girl, no.
485
00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:36,784
* *
486
00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,619
[crowd ohs]
- Oh, damn.
487
00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,663
Reagan's gonna die tonight.
488
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:46,586
- [laughs] Guys, I'm sorry.
489
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,505
This is totally stupid, right?
490
00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:51,799
[grunts]
What should I do?
491
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,217
- Fall on the ground
and play dead.
492
00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:55,094
- Ah, no, don't do that.
It'll make it so much worse.
493
00:18:55,136 --> 00:18:57,972
- Yeah, you hit the ground,
and it's over for you.
494
00:18:58,014 --> 00:19:00,224
- Nelson, we got to go now.
495
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,769
- Just one more minute!
- I only need 30 seconds!
496
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,229
- I need ten seconds!
497
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:07,815
[both shouting]
498
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,278
- [gasps]
Oh, no.
499
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,073
His phone must've died.
His dot just disappeared.
500
00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:16,783
- [sighs]
My contact at Rutherford PD
501
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,534
doesn't have any updates.
502
00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,745
- Of course you'd be friends
with a cop, bootlicker.
503
00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:22,705
- Excuse me?
- Let me call my contact.
504
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:23,956
[device beeps]
505
00:19:23,998 --> 00:19:25,124
- Ow!
[cell phone ringing]
506
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,876
- Hey, Terry.
- Get away!
507
00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:28,878
- I don't have much time.
Reagan's in a rez fight.
508
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,630
- Oh, tell her if she
hits the ground, it's over.
509
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,382
Listen, I need your help
finding Jimmy.
510
00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:33,800
He was last seen--
511
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,010
- Found him.
Emma just posted on her Finsta.
512
00:19:36,052 --> 00:19:39,639
They're in town holding
bags of candy near Big Larry.
513
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,015
Just texted you
some screenshots.
514
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,809
Okay, got to go.
- Back up!
515
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,144
[woman gasps, crowd oohs]
- Oh.
516
00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:47,230
Cover your face.
517
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:50,733
- Apparently they were actually
just trick-or-treating.
518
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,485
- [sighs]
519
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:55,238
How did we raise such dorks?
520
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,284
- Do you even want kids?
You're a waste of a bloodline.
521
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:03,121
- Kids don't define women.
You're being toxic!
522
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:05,832
[all grunting]
- Yeah!
523
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:07,375
- I did it.
I did a fight.
524
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,835
You guys win.
525
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,503
Listen, this is anti-feminist.
526
00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,839
Haven't you ever heard
of the Bechdel Test?
527
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,632
- Do you always talk
like a dictionary?
528
00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:16,843
Fay, take care of her.
- What?
529
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:19,387
- You don't know?
She's an amateur MMA fighter.
530
00:20:19,429 --> 00:20:21,514
- Nah, she's ranked.
531
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:24,016
- Oh.
So that's your deal.
532
00:20:24,058 --> 00:20:26,060
Listen,
matriarch to matriarch--
533
00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:26,978
Oh!
534
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,813
[yelps, grunts]
[crowd ohs]
535
00:20:28,855 --> 00:20:30,523
Oh, God.
I'm okay.
536
00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:31,941
[laughter]
[groans]
537
00:20:31,983 --> 00:20:34,861
[quirky music]
538
00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:39,532
* *
539
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:40,825
- [sighs]
540
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,202
- This is actually
kind of cute.
541
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,454
Oh.
542
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,499
[cans rattling]
543
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,376
- Oh, this isn't good.
544
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:52,712
[cans hissing]
545
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,213
- Emma Day!
546
00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:56,340
I can see you being a criminal!
547
00:20:56,382 --> 00:20:58,092
- Did you guys follow us?
- Yes.
548
00:20:58,134 --> 00:21:00,720
Our suspicions were confirmed
because we caught you...
549
00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:03,723
* *
550
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:05,141
- I'm actually not mad at this.
551
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:07,060
- If you're gonna
break the law,
552
00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,561
it's something
I can get behind.
553
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:13,483
- [scoffs] Two hours
with this pint-sized Al Capone,
554
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:17,403
and already my sweet baby angel
is Antifa.
555
00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:19,197
I should call the cops
on both of yous.
556
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:22,158
Let the law
straighten yous out.
557
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,453
- Feather,
I think we can both agree
558
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:27,288
that the kids
need to be punished.
559
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,415
- Mm-hmm.
- But we also know
560
00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:32,251
that this is gonna reflect
worse on us than them.
561
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:34,128
Not great for either campaign.
562
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,838
Probably worse
for yours, though.
563
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,882
* *
564
00:21:37,924 --> 00:21:40,093
- Maybe we leave and...
565
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:43,221
agree that this night
never happened.
566
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,432
- If you think that's best.
567
00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:49,143
- Let's go, Emma.
568
00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:50,061
Ah-ah-ah!
569
00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,646
Get away from each other.
570
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,648
You're still in trouble.
571
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:56,734
[muttering angrily]
572
00:21:56,776 --> 00:21:58,444
- Reagan, what happened?
573
00:21:58,486 --> 00:22:00,113
- I spent all night
fending off condiments.
574
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,741
Sorry I'm not some tradish
sex kitten, karate master.
575
00:22:03,783 --> 00:22:06,536
- I spent all night keeping
your ex from stealing you back.
576
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,246
- Ray?
He's married.
577
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,914
- That obviously doesn't matter
around here.
578
00:22:09,956 --> 00:22:12,041
- [groans]
- [sighs]
579
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:15,253
So you don't want Ray back?
- No.
580
00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:18,089
And the only condiment
you want is ketchup?
581
00:22:18,131 --> 00:22:21,801
- Next year, we're staying home
and passing out candy.
582
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,136
- Next year.
583
00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,096
- Come here.
Come here.
584
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,472
- Ow.
Oh, God.
585
00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,015
I would kiss you,
but I think I broke a rib.
586
00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,726
- Okay, we're going
to the emergency room.
587
00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:31,018
Come on.
588
00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:34,021
[mellow music]
589
00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:36,858
* *
590
00:22:36,899 --> 00:22:39,861
- What a night.
I feel so relieved.
591
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:42,071
- I'm really glad
it worked out for you.
592
00:22:42,113 --> 00:22:44,157
- Nathan, you have no idea
what we just did.
593
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:46,784
I have been dreading
talking to them about this,
594
00:22:46,826 --> 00:22:48,661
but you being there
really helped.
595
00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:50,371
We nailed it.
596
00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,165
- I think your parents
would say you nailed it, right?
597
00:22:52,206 --> 00:22:54,333
I mean, you're Shonda.
I'm the clown.
598
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,044
- Well, some people
love clowns.
599
00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:58,212
- No, they're
universally reviled.
600
00:22:58,254 --> 00:23:00,006
In movies,
they're always the killer.
601
00:23:00,048 --> 00:23:00,965
Kids have nightmares
about them.
602
00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:02,508
- Well...
603
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:04,886
once they see
the crib you built,
604
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:06,596
they'll think
you're as great as I do.
605
00:23:06,637 --> 00:23:08,014
- Oh, I--we shouldn't.
606
00:23:08,056 --> 00:23:09,599
- Oh, it's okay.
My parents just started
607
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,559
an episode of "Adirondack,"
season three.
608
00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:14,520
- It's not that.
It's...
609
00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:16,856
You like me sometimes,
610
00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:19,692
and I like you all the time.
611
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,736
I want to be with you,
612
00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:24,947
but we're starting
to sound like an Adele song.
613
00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:27,033
Just--maybe your parents
are right.
614
00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:30,328
We're just not good together.
615
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:31,579
Good night.
616
00:23:31,621 --> 00:23:34,373
* *
617
00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:37,502
Oh, and please don't put
the charcuterie board
618
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,003
in the dishwasher.
619
00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:40,463
It's Brazilian walnut,
620
00:23:40,505 --> 00:23:43,800
and I can't take
any more heartache tonight.
621
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,761
[melancholy music]
622
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:53,434
* *