1 00:00:20,146 --> 00:00:21,647 - Oh my-- [screams] 2 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,940 [clattering] 3 00:00:22,982 --> 00:00:24,317 [air hissing] 4 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,152 What the hell? 5 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,820 [whirs] 6 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,238 I'm not from around here. 7 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,699 I was just driving, looking for an ATM. 8 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,868 I looked at my radio for two seconds. 9 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,411 - Yeah, it's happened before. 10 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,954 - Why is there a freaking statue 11 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:39,248 in the middle of the street? 12 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,876 - It's just always been there. 13 00:00:41,918 --> 00:00:43,961 - Well, it's dumb. 14 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:45,129 - Yep. 15 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:48,132 [quirky music] 16 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:49,759 * * 17 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:52,720 - [vocalizing] 18 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:59,685 * * 19 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:19,372 - 400 years ago, 20 00:01:19,414 --> 00:01:23,334 brave settlers landed in a new world. 21 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:25,336 They cleared dense forests, 22 00:01:25,378 --> 00:01:28,047 survived unforgiving winters, 23 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,550 and befriended their Native American counterparts, 24 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:34,470 all in the service of founding the very town 25 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:38,224 in which you're standing right now. 26 00:01:39,726 --> 00:01:42,687 I'm Nathan Rutherford, and it is my distinct honor 27 00:01:42,729 --> 00:01:45,440 to introduce you to some of those men and women. 28 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:49,026 But before I do that, 29 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,779 does anyone have to go potty? 30 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,573 All right. 31 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,907 I'm gonna hold you to that. 32 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,409 Come on. 33 00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:59,620 Now, our journey begins with this man. 34 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,706 - [gasps] - Lawrence Rutherford, 35 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:04,751 founder of this town and my patriarchal ancestor. 36 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:08,212 Fun fact, I'm actually the last Rutherford to live here 37 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,630 in Rutherford Falls. 38 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,050 Anyone see the resemblance? - I definitely see it. 39 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:13,718 [chuckles] It's in the jaw. 40 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,970 And the shoulders, and the chest, 41 00:02:16,012 --> 00:02:17,555 and probably some other places. [giggles] 42 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:19,182 - Okay. Thank you. 43 00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,184 In 1932, 44 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,810 then-Governor of New York State, 45 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:25,980 Franklin D. Roosevelt, visited Rutherford Falls, 46 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,398 and he enjoyed a hot slice 47 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,026 of Lucy Rutherford's rhubarb pie 48 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:32,445 right here in this chair. 49 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:34,072 I still get chills thinking about it. 50 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,531 [ambient music] 51 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,617 [shudders] And then, he cried, 52 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,577 "I banish you all to hell, opossums!" 53 00:02:39,619 --> 00:02:42,747 [screaming] - [hissing] 54 00:02:42,789 --> 00:02:46,000 * * 55 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:47,668 - And thus ended 56 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:50,797 the Opossum Infestation of 1747. 57 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:54,008 And Lawrence Rutherford gazed upon the majestic valley, 58 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,385 and thus declared, 59 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,762 "This is where we belong." 60 00:02:57,804 --> 00:02:59,138 And so, in 1638, 61 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,599 he brokered a uniquely fair and honest deal 62 00:03:01,641 --> 00:03:03,601 with our neighbors, the Minishonka, 63 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:06,396 thus establishing our town. 64 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,481 Now, the terms of the deal were laid out 65 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,483 in this document. 66 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,026 One of those terms was 67 00:03:12,068 --> 00:03:15,071 to honor the exact location the deal was made, 68 00:03:15,113 --> 00:03:18,199 which is why a century later, both parties came together 69 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:20,368 and erected a statue of old Lawrence, 70 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:23,663 affectionately known today as Big Larry. 71 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,498 Question. 72 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:28,459 - Did they make a statue of any Minishonka? 73 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:30,753 - Great question. And... 74 00:03:30,795 --> 00:03:32,630 bronze was very expensive at the time, 75 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:36,217 so they really only had a budget for the one. 76 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,802 [clears throat] So-- 77 00:03:37,844 --> 00:03:39,804 but if you're interested in Minishonka history, 78 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:42,181 then I strongly encourage you to visit their cultural center, 79 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:44,392 which is run by my good friend, Reagan Wells-- 80 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:46,310 [stammers] Hey, put that back, please. 81 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:47,478 Thank you. Okay. 82 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,063 No, no, no, no. See, these exhibits, 83 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:51,607 they all need to remain historically accurate. 84 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:52,817 It's very precise. - What? 85 00:03:52,859 --> 00:03:54,694 It's funny. They're kissing! 86 00:03:54,736 --> 00:03:56,362 - In what world is vandalism funny? 87 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,447 - No, it's--it's fine. 88 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,031 [forced laughter] 89 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,658 Why don't we visit 90 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:02,618 Avery P. Rutherford's frame room? 91 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,204 He believed that the frame, not the painting, 92 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:07,915 deserved center stage. Come on. 93 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,083 [dramatic music] 94 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,502 - The history of indigenous people is 95 00:04:11,544 --> 00:04:14,464 the greatest story never told, 96 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:17,216 so I'm honored to serve as director 97 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,093 of the Minishonka Cultural Center, 98 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:23,139 a place where our people won't be overlooked... 99 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:25,266 [stammers] 100 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,518 But there's more to be done, 101 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,188 which is why we should go all-in 102 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,190 on a major museum expansion. 103 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,941 If we double down, 104 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:36,569 we'll be saying "Winner, winner, 105 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,029 cultural center..." 106 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:40,782 Jesus. God, you sound ridiculous. 107 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:46,871 Okay-- - I just won 800 bucks 108 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:48,790 on the Judge Judy slot machine. 109 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:52,210 - Oh, that's great. Congrats. 110 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,711 - How much? - No! 111 00:04:53,753 --> 00:04:55,713 - I wanna buy something for my Rita. 112 00:04:55,755 --> 00:04:57,465 She'll fill this with seashells. 113 00:04:57,507 --> 00:04:58,925 We go for a lot of walks. - No, no, no! 114 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,636 Ooh, I am so glad you have an active hobby at your age, 115 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,263 but this is a work of art, and it's not for sale. 116 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:07,058 - How much is this one? - Do y'all sell shot glasses? 117 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:10,019 - Shot glasses, yes, they do sell them at the gift shop. 118 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:12,563 This is the cultural center. Totally different. 119 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,273 And actually, we're closing early, 120 00:05:14,315 --> 00:05:16,692 so I'm just gonna have you both come with me. 121 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:18,444 Thank you so much for stopping by. 122 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,947 Go ahead and go gamble away your 401ks. 123 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,157 [forced laughter] 124 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:25,910 [country music] 125 00:05:25,952 --> 00:05:28,746 - And so, the birth of Rutherford Falls 126 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:31,541 signifies the dawning of a new era 127 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:33,751 of peace and prosperity 128 00:05:33,793 --> 00:05:35,753 that continues to this day. 129 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:39,424 The future of Rutherford Falls... 130 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:42,552 is glorious. 131 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:44,595 [scattered applause] Okay, everyone. 132 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,180 That concludes our tour, 133 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:49,350 and now, our museum associate director/intern, Bobbie Yang, 134 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,643 will hand out some complementary 135 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,228 astronaut ice cream. [all gasp] 136 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,771 - Whoa! One at a time. 137 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:56,232 I know we're the same size, but I am your elder. 138 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:57,650 Oh, okay. 139 00:05:57,692 --> 00:06:00,361 - Bravo, Nathan. You've made history come alive. 140 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:02,113 And you awaken things in me. 141 00:06:02,155 --> 00:06:04,449 And the students. Different awakenings. 142 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:06,117 - That's super kind of you to say. 143 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:08,995 I hope you enjoy your astronaut ice cream. 144 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,789 - I intend to enjoy every bite. 145 00:06:11,831 --> 00:06:15,168 [chuckles] [crunches loudly] 146 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,919 Mmm. [coughs] 147 00:06:16,961 --> 00:06:19,881 - Oh, is-- - It's dehydrated. 148 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,966 - Is it? Are you sure? 149 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:23,676 - It's chalky. - I'm getting it back. 150 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:27,680 [gagging] I'm getting it back. 151 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:30,183 Do you like Italian? [clears throat] 152 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,143 - Man, you've really got to ask Ms. Fish out 153 00:06:32,185 --> 00:06:34,312 before she dies trying to drop a hint. 154 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,855 - What? Not gonna happen. 155 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:38,316 I mean, she's nice, but... 156 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,984 she doesn't get it. 157 00:06:40,026 --> 00:06:42,528 - You always say that, but what do you mean? 158 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:45,323 Like, what is there to get? - It. 159 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,950 Like everything that matters in the world. 160 00:06:47,992 --> 00:06:49,368 Everything that's important. 161 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:51,788 I just find people either get it, or they don't. 162 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:54,415 - Okay so, in your mind, who gets it? 163 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,375 - You, obviously. - Thank you. 164 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,628 - Tom Petty, Missy Elliott, 165 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,464 Nelson Mandela, Cheech Marin, the Dalais. 166 00:07:01,506 --> 00:07:02,799 - Parton and-- 167 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,008 - Lama. - Oh. 168 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,968 - Taika Waititi, your Uncle Ernie. 169 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,053 - Okay. 170 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:08,388 - There's just a whole bunch of people. 171 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:10,431 - Well, I feel like I'm in pretty good company. 172 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,518 - You are...because you get it. 173 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,894 - I mean, Taika... 174 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:18,898 These are so nice. 175 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,525 Thank you so much for making them for me. 176 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:22,652 - Proper signage is the sharpest arrow 177 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,779 in one's quiver. Let me finish this one, 178 00:07:24,821 --> 00:07:26,239 and then we'll do another run-through. 179 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,949 - Sure you have time? You said that prepping 180 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,867 for Founder's Day is making your hair fall out. 181 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:32,745 - Well, it always grows back, and this is important. 182 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:34,872 If this goes well, you could have a real museum. 183 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:37,125 - Mm-hmm. Totes. 184 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,877 I'm gonna barf. I'm feeling very barfy. 185 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:42,088 I should cancel. Just let me cancel. 186 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,798 We can go to lunch. You can eat all my fries. 187 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,551 - Reagan Blanchard Wells! - Nathan Collins Rutherford. 188 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,594 - You're ready, okay? 189 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:50,430 You've been planning this for months. 190 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:51,848 No. You know what? 191 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,766 You've been planning this since the fourth grade. 192 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,226 - And that's why I'm freaking out. 193 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:57,270 If Terry says no, then I'm really stuck at this job. 194 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:58,438 Like forever. 195 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,939 - Look, I get it. You're scared. 196 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:02,316 But sometimes you just have to plant your feet and say, 197 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:03,735 "This is what I want, 198 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:06,904 but also, it's the best idea, and you know it." 199 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,490 - And that works for you? - Yeah, try it. 200 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:10,908 Come on. Okay, run-through right now. 201 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,577 Here we go. "I'm Terry Thomas. 202 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,995 "I run the casino. 203 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:17,165 I'm scary and loom large in your life." 204 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,833 - Okay, Nathan. - "You've had stress dreams 205 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,877 "about me in which we're at Chuck E. Cheese 206 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,462 and you haven't won any tickets." 207 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,130 - Uh, that was told you in confidence, man. 208 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,757 - I know, and it's like my favorite story. 209 00:08:25,798 --> 00:08:26,716 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 210 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,342 Okay, just focus. 211 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:29,677 You've got this. - Okay. 212 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,596 [exhales] 213 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,848 The history of indigenous people 214 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:36,267 is the greatest story never told-- 215 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,310 - Oh, that's good. 216 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:39,896 - Which is why I am honored to be-- 217 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,189 [phone chimes] - Aw, sorry. 218 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,274 - Oh, my God. - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 219 00:08:43,316 --> 00:08:44,192 Hello? - Nathan! 220 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,651 Corbin Hayes. "Daily Star." 221 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,487 - Hey, Purple Hayes. 222 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:50,490 [imitating guitar riff] 223 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,492 [continues riffing] 224 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:53,701 What's happening? - You know, 225 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:55,745 ramping up Founder's Day coverage. 226 00:08:55,787 --> 00:08:57,455 But, actually, I'm calling to request a quote 227 00:08:57,497 --> 00:08:59,749 in response to Mayor Chisenhall's decision 228 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,793 to move Big Larry. 229 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,003 - I'm sorry, whose decision to move what? 230 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:07,799 [door hinges creak] You can't move Big Larry! 231 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,550 - Hi, Nathan. Come on in. 232 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,968 - The town charter is very clear. 233 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,096 You have to commemorate the exact spot 234 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,472 where the town was founded. 235 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:16,808 That's history, Deirdre. You can't change history. 236 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:18,017 Unless you got a time machine. 237 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:19,394 - And you don't, because if you did, 238 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:20,978 you'd go back in time and tell yourself 239 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,480 not to buy that blazer. - Yeah! 240 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:23,773 Whoa, whoa! Bobbie. 241 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,149 Coming in a little hot there. 242 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,734 That was a sick burn, though. - Thank you. 243 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:28,194 - This is the fifth time someone's crashed 244 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:29,904 into that statue since I've been mayor. 245 00:09:29,946 --> 00:09:32,198 Fifth! It's a public safety issue. 246 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,284 - But it is also an historical preservation issue, so-- 247 00:09:35,326 --> 00:09:37,954 - Nathan, in case you haven't noticed, 248 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:41,499 this isn't a great time for people who love statues. 249 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:43,543 - [scoffs] What? 250 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,294 Whoa. Okay, no. 251 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,130 Big Larry's not one of those statues. 252 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,465 Lawrence Rutherford was a hero. He brought people together. 253 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:50,591 He's a uniter. - Uniter. 254 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,301 - The Minishonka helped build the statue. 255 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,762 It's as much their history as ours. 256 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:57,473 Okay, switching gears. [imitates whirring] 257 00:09:57,515 --> 00:10:00,727 Your family's been in this town almost as long as mine. 258 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,812 I respect your position as a Chisenhall. 259 00:10:02,854 --> 00:10:04,564 - And as the mayor. - Yes, that. 260 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,857 Yeah, for sure. 261 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:07,942 All I'm saying is I think there's a solution 262 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,778 that makes my Grandpa Lawrence and your Grandpa Wright-- 263 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:13,448 hello, sir--proud. 264 00:10:13,489 --> 00:10:15,158 - Nathan, what are you talking about? 265 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:17,034 What are you ever talking about? 266 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:19,620 - I'm saying we crack open a bottle of scotch, 267 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,581 sit by a roaring fire, 268 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:25,084 and we don't leave until we get this hashed out. 269 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:28,713 - I can accept that your being this town's mascot-- 270 00:10:28,755 --> 00:10:30,089 - How dare you! 271 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:31,758 - Means you get to be a complete pain in my ass. 272 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,967 - Oh. 273 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,761 - But you have no real power here. 274 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,846 Now, you are welcome to plead your case 275 00:10:36,888 --> 00:10:39,057 at the town council meeting in three months. 276 00:10:39,098 --> 00:10:41,059 - Oh, am I welcome to do that? Am I? 277 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,560 Good. 'Cause guess what? 278 00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:44,228 Gonna do that. 279 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:46,314 [forced laughter] 280 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,274 [grunts] Yep! 281 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,902 I'm sorry, did you want this closed? 282 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,445 - Please. - You got it. 283 00:10:57,950 --> 00:11:00,870 [upbeat music] 284 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:03,664 * * 285 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,210 - Ooh, did you finish your science project? 286 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,587 - She's showing Terry her latest invention, 287 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,757 a state-of-the-art ass-kissing machine. 288 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:14,175 [kissing sounds] - Thanks, guys. 289 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:16,427 Feels great to have the support of my community. 290 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:18,179 [elevator bell dings] 291 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:24,602 The point is, the cultural center should be a real museum. 292 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:28,189 Right now, most people only come in to charge their phones, 293 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:31,818 but a major budget increase could have a huge impact. 294 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,028 [sighs] Sorry. 295 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:37,824 I get very sweaty when I'm...confident. 296 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,659 [clears throat] What I'm saying is, 297 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,161 what is the purpose of all of this profit 298 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:45,665 if we're not investing it back into the tribe? 299 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,334 - We put 4 million towards language preservation, 300 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:50,837 early childhood education, and the women's shelter. 301 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,424 Are you suggesting we cut those budgets for your project? 302 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,175 - No--wow. 303 00:11:56,217 --> 00:11:59,220 That's...very cool that we do that. 304 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,597 I had no--no, absolutely not. 305 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,141 - What's all this gonna cost? 306 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:07,061 - Uh, high figure? 650,000. 307 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:10,523 But if we cut corners... 308 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,024 650,000. 309 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,026 I'm sorry. I've never cut corners. 310 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:15,653 - It's just too much money. 311 00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:17,864 And, for that reason, I'm out. 312 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,365 - Is that "Shark Tank"? 313 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:21,409 - But I do love your signage. - Yeah, thank you. 314 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:24,120 - You seem smart. I'm guessing lots of college. 315 00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:25,872 Not Ivy League, 316 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,207 but so close, it drives you crazy. 317 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:31,252 - Northwestern. - See, that's great 318 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:34,213 because I'm on the precipice 319 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:37,592 of a very exciting venture. 320 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,636 - [stammers] Thanks. 321 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,892 Is there more? - This is all I can share. 322 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,393 - Oh, okay. 323 00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:49,812 - But Running Lightning is my boldest initiative yet, 324 00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:51,689 and I'd like you to be part of it. 325 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,149 - Oh, well, I'm flattered, 326 00:12:53,191 --> 00:12:56,819 but, you know, the cultural center is my focus, 327 00:12:56,861 --> 00:13:01,032 so...and also, sometimes in life, 328 00:13:01,074 --> 00:13:04,827 you just gotta say... 329 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:06,913 when would I start? 330 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,414 - When the stars align. 331 00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,584 When Grandmother Blue Corn sings in that old way. 332 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:14,087 - Okay, Terry, I'm not a white tourist, 333 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:17,173 so talking like that doesn't work on me. 334 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,716 - Roughly three to five years. 335 00:13:21,511 --> 00:13:23,554 - Duz, hey, it's your brother. 336 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:25,098 I'm in a knife fight with a Chisenhall, 337 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,641 and I need some backup. - Hey, man. 338 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:28,559 You sound pretty high-tone. What's up? 339 00:13:28,601 --> 00:13:30,061 - Go to your pantry. - What? 340 00:13:30,103 --> 00:13:32,105 - There's a crack in the molding behind the spice rack. 341 00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:33,439 Push on it. 342 00:13:33,481 --> 00:13:35,108 There's a secret compartment back there. 343 00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:36,317 - What are you talking about, man? 344 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,152 Oh. Jesus Christ! 345 00:13:38,194 --> 00:13:40,196 - Dad, cursing. - I'm sorry! 346 00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:41,614 - I hid documents all over your house. 347 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,449 They're in locations on a need-to-know basis. 348 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,785 - Listen, if you're gonna pull some "National Treasure" shit 349 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:46,869 in my kitchen, I need to know. 350 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:48,287 both: Dad! - I'm sorry. 351 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:50,206 You know what, though? It's also a rude to eavesdrop. 352 00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:51,457 Nathan, what is all this stuff? 353 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,126 - It's just a bunch of stuff Mom left behind. 354 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,002 There's family paperwork, medical records, 355 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,295 but there should be a red folder 356 00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,547 with notarized documents, 357 00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,132 and I think there's something in there 358 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,925 that might actually help me stop Deirdre. 359 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,343 Duz, she's out for blood. 360 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,887 She's trying to poison the town by moving Big Larry. 361 00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:07,640 - Oh, there was another car accident, wasn't there? 362 00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:10,017 - I don't think that's...relevant. 363 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,352 - Nathan, listen to me, man. 364 00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,396 Staying in that town has given you tunnel vision. 365 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:15,898 I think you need to put your energy somewhere else. 366 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,609 - Duz, you get what I'm trying to do here, right? 367 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,695 - Of course I do, Nathan. Of course. 368 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:22,113 I mean, all I'm saying is, 369 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:24,866 our family history's, like, 400 years old. 370 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:28,035 You know, maybe just leave those stones unturned. 371 00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:31,038 - Okay, you are my elder. 372 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,999 You have carried the name of Lawrence Sr. 373 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,459 down 12 generations. 374 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,336 You are very fair and wise. 375 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:39,255 Tell me what to do, and I will do it. 376 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:40,882 - I think you should let them move the statue. 377 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,259 - I cannot do that. 378 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,639 - The whole reason that Deirdre even ran for mayor 379 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,642 was to erase the Rutherford name from this town's identity. 380 00:14:51,684 --> 00:14:52,935 - Exactly. 381 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:54,854 It's like all these people in charge are trying 382 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:58,107 to kill your dreams with their language programs 383 00:14:58,149 --> 00:15:00,902 and their women's shelters. - Exactly! 384 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:03,404 Didn't totally follow. Those sound super important. 385 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:04,489 - They are. - But agreed. 386 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,491 Deirdre is a dream killer. - Yeah. 387 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,118 - Oh, and let's not forget. Terry did not say no outright, 388 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,079 so your dreams-- not totally dead. 389 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,248 - Yeah. - They are in, like, a coma. 390 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:15,750 - Somehow, that's sadder. 391 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,377 - There's a lot of brain activity, though. 392 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,628 It's hopeful. It just-- 393 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,505 He's gonna come around. - Yeah. 394 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,674 - Because what you're proposing is so cool! 395 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:25,051 - I agree. 396 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,011 - It's not just cool. It's, like--it's meaningful! 397 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,846 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 398 00:15:28,888 --> 00:15:30,473 God damn it. 399 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,601 And how do people not realize that my family is meaningful? 400 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:34,936 You know? 401 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,854 Rutherfords were entrepreneurs, congresspeople. 402 00:15:36,896 --> 00:15:39,565 There is a huge corporation in midtown Manhattan 403 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:43,194 that we started, like, 300 years ago, you know? 404 00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,695 I'm the one connecting all those dots. 405 00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:47,448 I'm the one telling the whole story. 406 00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:49,742 I am the steward of my family's legacy 407 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,245 that will resonate throughout history. 408 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,205 - Mm-hmm. - That's not nothing, jerks. 409 00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:55,415 - It's not nothing. 410 00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:56,999 And they are jerks. - Mm-hmm. 411 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,292 Today is making me realize 412 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,378 how many people out there just don't get it. 413 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,797 - You know what? Hey, there is nothing 414 00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:06,217 you've ever put your mind to that you haven't accomplished. 415 00:16:06,259 --> 00:16:10,304 When we were kids, we used to dream of starting a museum, 416 00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,974 and by the time I had gotten two master's and come home, 417 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,475 you had a museum. 418 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,144 - You're gonna get yours too. 419 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,937 You just gotta keep working at it. 420 00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,689 You got to let the universe know what you want, 421 00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,566 and that's when you get it. That's how it works. 422 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:22,775 - Totally. 423 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,485 That's how it works for everyone for sure. 424 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,904 - Mm-hmm. - All right, focus. 425 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,489 What are you gonna do? 426 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:29,866 - Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 427 00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,576 I'm gonna get this town on my side. 428 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,744 - Yes. 429 00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,328 - I'm gonna fight for my family's legacy. 430 00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:37,415 - Yes! - What are you gonna do? 431 00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,333 - I'm gonna wait three to five years 432 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:42,962 for Terry to launch a project that he didn't totally specify. 433 00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:45,339 - Okay, playing the long game. That's smart. 434 00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:47,133 In the meantime, can you help me with my thing? 435 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:49,552 - Always. 436 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,220 - Moving Big Larry will change this town. 437 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:52,764 Change is bad. Why? 438 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,599 Because it makes things different. 439 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,684 Your Grandpa Jack likes to sit on his front porch. 440 00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,519 What if I just walked over, picked him up, 441 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:00,313 and put him down somewhere else? 442 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,731 Yes! Thank you, Margie. 443 00:17:01,773 --> 00:17:03,691 That statute symbolizes centuries of freedom 444 00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:05,109 between our two sovereign nations. 445 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:06,736 We can never give that up. 446 00:17:06,778 --> 00:17:08,279 - * Yeah yeah yeah yeah * 447 00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,531 * Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah * 448 00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:12,909 - Deirdre Chisenhall refuses to lead, okay? 449 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,285 There is a movement afoot. 450 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:16,746 Perps, blow the roof off of this thing. 451 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:17,997 - All right. 452 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:20,541 - * He's got an uncontrollable urge * 453 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,127 * I've got an uncontrollable urge * 454 00:17:23,169 --> 00:17:26,214 - "The statue issue cuts to the heart of our deepest freedoms." 455 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:28,591 - Yes, yes. Liberties, liberties. 456 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,635 Really, at the Veterans Hall? - Mm-hmm. 457 00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:32,387 - But the thing is, with these military guys, 458 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,097 is you better be on time, or else they're like-- 459 00:17:34,138 --> 00:17:36,140 - Hey, Nathan, right on! 460 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:38,142 Let's take our country back! 461 00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:40,395 - Heck yeah, Debbie! - What? 462 00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:43,189 Take it back from who? 463 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,565 Ew. 464 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,993 - Oh, what's this? - Okay. 465 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,079 - Oh, man, I know Terry ain't trying 466 00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:00,331 to give you money for some bougie little museum. 467 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,542 - No, this is for Nathan. 468 00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,335 - Nathan Rutherford really needs help 469 00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:05,503 keeping what he's got? 470 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,505 - We help each other, okay? 471 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:09,298 He made those signs for my presentation. 472 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,800 - That dude's got your head messed up. 473 00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:12,927 Like you two got the same problems? 474 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:15,304 - Right, like Iron Man and Captain America, 475 00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:17,515 both fighting on the same team. 476 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:18,766 - Psshh. You ain't Iron Man. 477 00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:20,560 - Nah, you're more like Hawkeye. 478 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:23,396 - The lame one with no powers who gets his ass kicked. 479 00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:25,106 - I'm not Hawkeye, all right? 480 00:18:25,148 --> 00:18:28,776 I'm the one guy with the fire circles, so-- 481 00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:31,696 Look, starting a museum is really hard, 482 00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:35,408 and whatever you think of him, Nathan is helping me. 483 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,785 - Okay, Hawkeye. Have fun getting your ass beat 484 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:41,164 while Captain America over there takes all the glory. 485 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:44,167 [solemn music] 486 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,588 * * 487 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,007 - Hey, we need to talk. 488 00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:52,341 - Okay. 489 00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:55,803 - Okay, well, sometimes in life, 490 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:59,140 we're strong enough to withstand a big wave. 491 00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:01,267 But in holding firm, 492 00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:03,186 we're unable to move with the tide, 493 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,646 which is essentially swimming, 494 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:06,981 and who doesn't love to swim? 495 00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:09,650 - Oh, my great aunt, Ida. Terrified of the water. 496 00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:11,277 When she was a kid, she fell off a riverboat 497 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,987 and got caught in that big, red paddle. 498 00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:15,448 - I think you should move the statue. 499 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,116 - [laughs] 500 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,829 You're not kidding. Reags? 501 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,082 Thought you got what we're doing here. 502 00:19:24,123 --> 00:19:25,500 - I-I do! I did. 503 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,543 But Nathan, you're stirring up all kinds of weird shit. 504 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:30,630 I mean, Debbie's on your side. Psycho Debbie. 505 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,382 - Well, psycho's a strong word. 506 00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:35,093 - She thinks Bill Gates is a lizard wearing a human suit. 507 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:37,053 - She's a wackadoo, yes, 508 00:19:37,095 --> 00:19:39,514 but, on this issue, she's on my side. 509 00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:41,599 And I'm just trying to build a coalition. 510 00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:45,853 I will do whatever it takes to preserve our history. 511 00:19:45,895 --> 00:19:48,689 - But that's the thing. It's your history. 512 00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,191 And look around, bud. 513 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,693 There's still hundreds of objects honoring your family. 514 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,863 I mean, your history is fine. 515 00:19:55,905 --> 00:19:59,200 - All I'm saying is, that statue is core to who I am, 516 00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:02,120 and if it can just be picked up and tossed around willy-nilly 517 00:20:02,161 --> 00:20:05,957 with no regard for its historical specificity, 518 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:09,794 then literally who am I? 519 00:20:09,836 --> 00:20:13,339 - Okay, what you're describing is my entire life. 520 00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,884 It's literally something I have to deal with every day. 521 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,348 - Well, that sounds horrible. - It is. 522 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,435 So I get what you're going through, but I'm asking you, 523 00:20:25,476 --> 00:20:29,355 please, just move Big Larry. 524 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:32,024 Hey. 525 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,776 This is what I want, 526 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:37,572 but it's also the best idea, and you know it. 527 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,283 - Hey, those are my words, 528 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:42,076 but you said 'em better than me. 529 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,119 That was awesome. 530 00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:44,328 - Thanks. Felt good. 531 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:48,374 - [groans] 532 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:49,917 How would this even work? - Okay. 533 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,420 We move Big Larry to your museum 534 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:53,755 and we honor the original spot 535 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,923 by placing a flat brass medallion 536 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:58,217 in the road where Big Larry once stood. 537 00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:00,636 Then, you open a new exhibit, 538 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:03,014 and it's all about your decision to move Big Larry 539 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:04,432 and everything you went through. 540 00:21:04,474 --> 00:21:06,017 You could even make a video, 541 00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:09,896 and it's about how you did this noble gesture for our town. 542 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,607 You could finally play yourself! 543 00:21:13,357 --> 00:21:14,776 - We'll film it at dawn 544 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,446 as the sun is cresting over Big Larry like a halo. 545 00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:19,947 And his spirit will emerge. 546 00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:21,783 - And he'll reach out to Nathan, 547 00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:23,493 and he'll shake his hand, and he'll say, 548 00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,870 "Thank you, son, for your big sacrifice." 549 00:21:25,912 --> 00:21:28,456 - "And thank you for all that you have accomplished, 550 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:33,252 which is, by comparison, way more than I ever accomplished." 551 00:21:33,294 --> 00:21:35,671 - Well, we can play with it. - Of course. 552 00:21:35,713 --> 00:21:37,006 Yeah, no, no. We'll work it out. 553 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,800 That was like a first blurt. - Yeah, it was good. 554 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,510 - I gotta work on it. - It's...powerful. 555 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:41,844 - Yeah, I'll make it a little bit less-- 556 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:43,471 - For sure. - On the nose, or whatever. 557 00:21:43,513 --> 00:21:44,680 For sure, yeah. 558 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:51,354 [upbeat music] 559 00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:58,486 * * 560 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:01,239 - And cue music. [patriotic music] 561 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:02,657 And cue Nathan. 562 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,535 [applause] 563 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:08,329 - Happy Founder's Day, Rutherford Falls. 564 00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:10,415 You know, our fair town wasn't always going to be called 565 00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:11,999 Rutherford Falls. 566 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,752 That's right, old Lawrence changed his mind six times. 567 00:22:14,794 --> 00:22:16,546 At one point, he was dead set on naming it 568 00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,381 after his brother, Horace. 569 00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:21,426 When you say that out loud, it sounds like Whoresville. 570 00:22:21,467 --> 00:22:23,010 [laughter] 571 00:22:23,052 --> 00:22:25,054 Needless to say, they moved on from that one pretty quick. 572 00:22:25,096 --> 00:22:27,056 I guess what I'm trying to say is, 573 00:22:27,098 --> 00:22:31,018 changing one's mind is distinctly Rutherfordian. 574 00:22:31,060 --> 00:22:33,730 And that's why I've changed my mind, 575 00:22:33,771 --> 00:22:35,398 and I've come to the conclusion 576 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:39,235 that it's the right thing to do to move Big Larry. 577 00:22:39,277 --> 00:22:41,696 [overlapping chatter] No, yeah, no, it's okay. 578 00:22:41,738 --> 00:22:43,114 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 579 00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,615 No, it's actually kind of exciting 580 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:47,326 because the new location is pretty cool. 581 00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:48,828 - Good for you, Nathan. 582 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,955 Can we focus on the problems that are actually important? 583 00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:52,915 - Well, Big Larry's important. 584 00:22:52,957 --> 00:22:54,751 - More important than the opioid crisis? 585 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,335 - Apples and oranges, Carla. 586 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:57,628 - We should refurbish him. 587 00:22:57,670 --> 00:22:59,881 He looks old and sad. 588 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,632 - Okay, folks, this is not a Q&A. 589 00:23:01,674 --> 00:23:04,052 - All right, buddy. Let's wrap it up. 590 00:23:04,093 --> 00:23:05,803 - I support refurbishing, not resculpting. 591 00:23:05,845 --> 00:23:07,555 - Screw that. We should get a new statue. 592 00:23:07,597 --> 00:23:09,557 That thing's like a billion years old. 593 00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:11,184 What about, like, Jenna Marbles? 594 00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,435 Or my dog? 595 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,437 She's got like 2,000 followers on Instagram. 596 00:23:14,479 --> 00:23:18,107 - People, the moving of Big Larry is on the table, 597 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:20,109 not replacing him. Are you kidding me? 598 00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:22,028 He's the heart and soul of this town. 599 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,113 - I have something to say. - Oh, no, Bonnie, not-- 600 00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:27,950 - In 1951, a woman named Juanita Cordova... 601 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:28,951 - Not now, Bonnie. - Went into labor 602 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:30,578 on her way to Albany. 603 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,913 - We've had this argument, Bonnie. 604 00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,623 - She couldn't wait and gave birth to a daughter 605 00:23:33,664 --> 00:23:35,333 in Rutherford Falls. 606 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:39,045 That little girl would become TV superstar, 607 00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:41,005 Lynda Carter. [all gasping] 608 00:23:41,047 --> 00:23:42,507 Wonder Woman was born in our town! 609 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,925 - Okay, yes. 610 00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,469 A woman named Lynda Carter was born in our town. 611 00:23:46,511 --> 00:23:48,262 There is absolutely no evidence 612 00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:51,557 that it was the Lynda Carter who went on to TV stardom. 613 00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:55,478 We are not building a statue of Wonder Woman in our town. 614 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,313 Deirdre, back me up. 615 00:23:57,355 --> 00:24:00,149 - I respect the voices of my constituents. 616 00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:02,944 [cheers and applause] - Let's chase this momentum. 617 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,279 In 100 years, who's gonna care about Big Larry? 618 00:24:05,321 --> 00:24:06,656 - I don't care about him right now. 619 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:09,325 - Is that right? Okay. 620 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:12,703 - That statue sucks! - Okay, yeah. 621 00:24:12,745 --> 00:24:15,957 Shut up. Shut your stupid pie holes! 622 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,708 Just--yeah, 'cause you don't get it. 623 00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,377 You're not getting it, okay? 624 00:24:19,419 --> 00:24:22,505 A bunch of years ago, Lawrence Rutherford wrote and signed 625 00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:25,717 a legally-binding agreement with the Minishonka. 626 00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:28,594 That's why this town exists. 627 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,763 That's why all of you exist. 628 00:24:30,805 --> 00:24:32,014 Okay? 629 00:24:32,056 --> 00:24:34,225 Lawrence Rutherford is our forefather. 630 00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:37,061 He's our Adam and Eve, our Tigris and Euphrates. 631 00:24:37,103 --> 00:24:40,106 And that statue, which sits on my family's land, 632 00:24:40,148 --> 00:24:42,942 commemorates all that he gave us. 633 00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:44,360 And if you don't get that, 634 00:24:44,402 --> 00:24:46,404 well, you're just an ungrateful boob. 635 00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:48,614 [overlapping chatter] Yeah, and you know what? 636 00:24:48,656 --> 00:24:50,074 I'm changing my mind again. 637 00:24:50,116 --> 00:24:51,909 Big Larry's gonna stay right where he is. 638 00:24:51,951 --> 00:24:54,120 Nope, not gonna budge. Not only that, but I'm gonna 639 00:24:54,162 --> 00:24:55,747 double down on my efforts to make sure each and 640 00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:58,332 every one of you understands exactly how important he is 641 00:24:58,374 --> 00:25:00,793 and why it's so important that he's there. 642 00:25:00,835 --> 00:25:02,837 And if you disagree, you can burn in hell. 643 00:25:02,879 --> 00:25:06,174 [outraged chatter] Yeah, just burn right up. 644 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:09,177 - You better go get your boy. 645 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,054 - Bud, let's-- you don't want more-- 646 00:25:11,095 --> 00:25:12,805 - Okay, no, but I'm not done telling these people 647 00:25:12,847 --> 00:25:14,432 why they're wrong and stupid. 648 00:25:14,474 --> 00:25:15,600 [crowd commotion] - Okay... 649 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,393 - All right. Okay. 650 00:25:17,435 --> 00:25:19,854 But you're gonna hear more about this. 651 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:21,647 - Geraldine? 652 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:24,942 Call an emergency board meeting. 653 00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:27,945 [ambient music] 654 00:25:27,987 --> 00:25:31,365 * * 655 00:25:31,407 --> 00:25:34,994 - I feel like if you read a transcript of what I said, 656 00:25:35,036 --> 00:25:38,331 a lot of it was pretty solid. 657 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,916 - Sure. 658 00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,378 Yeah, definitely. 659 00:25:43,419 --> 00:25:46,422 This is gonna blow over. - Yeah. 660 00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:50,510 - Oh, shit. 661 00:25:53,388 --> 00:25:57,934 [punchy music] 662 00:25:57,975 --> 00:26:00,186 - Hey. You should see this. 663 00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:03,773 - And that statue, which sits on my family's land... 664 00:26:03,815 --> 00:26:05,024 - Oh, shit. - Commemorates all that 665 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:06,317 he gave us! 666 00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:09,570 - [mumbles] Oh, shit. 667 00:26:09,612 --> 00:26:10,738 - Hey, Josh. You ready to go? 668 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,448 - Yeah, almost done. Hey. 669 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:15,243 You ever hear of a place called Rutherford Falls? 670 00:26:20,790 --> 00:26:22,208 - 1,000 years ago, this land was 671 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:25,503 a metropolis of longhouses. 672 00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:27,797 Indigenous people had complete autonomy 673 00:26:27,839 --> 00:26:29,882 along the eastern seaboard. 674 00:26:29,924 --> 00:26:32,969 All of this was ours. 675 00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:35,304 I know you all know this, 676 00:26:35,346 --> 00:26:37,724 but have you taken a moment recently 677 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:41,352 to really think about what that would feel like? 678 00:26:43,354 --> 00:26:47,483 Because now, many of us live in a country 679 00:26:47,525 --> 00:26:49,819 and a state and a town 680 00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:53,030 named after three different old, dead white people. 681 00:26:54,907 --> 00:26:57,660 Today, Nathan Rutherford 682 00:26:57,702 --> 00:26:59,787 really stepped in it. 683 00:26:59,829 --> 00:27:01,497 And while I feel bad for the guy, 684 00:27:01,539 --> 00:27:04,751 it's opened a door of opportunity for us, 685 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:08,421 and we must walk through it. 686 00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:10,548 The time is now. 687 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:12,216 Today, we launch 688 00:27:12,258 --> 00:27:15,178 Operation Running Lightning. 689 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:21,059 - Oh, sh-- 690 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:24,062 [punchy music] 691 00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:31,235 * * 692 00:28:10,191 --> 00:28:12,235 [dramatic musical sting] 693 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:15,029 [eerie tone] 694 00:28:18,199 --> 00:28:20,284 [ascending tone]