1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:10,928 [light jazzy piano music] 2 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:18,144 * * 3 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,610 - A chew stick. 4 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,320 - Yes, Lawrence Rutherford's chew stick. 5 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,572 Your ancestors taught him how to make one. 6 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:30,907 It's very simple. You just-- 7 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,076 - Bristle the edges by pounding it with a stone, 8 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,577 then chew on it with some mint. 9 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:37,080 - Exactly, and then my family brought that technology 10 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,831 to the masses selling toothbrushes 11 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,541 to soldiers and fur traders. 12 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,794 - Guess you could say we got the short end 13 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,337 of the stick on that one. 14 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,841 [laughter] 15 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,009 - That's a good one. 16 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:51,803 I'm gonna use that. 17 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:52,887 Can I use that? 18 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:54,806 - No. - Then I won't. 19 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,141 - Listen, I came by to talk about what happened 20 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:58,226 on Founder's Day. 21 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,644 - Yeah, uh, 22 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,854 ooh, definitely ruffled a few feathers there. 23 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,524 - Well, seems to me 24 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,983 this town has forgotten 25 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,652 how to honor their ancestors. 26 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,446 - Right? 27 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,281 Honor the past. Respect history. 28 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,325 That's all I'm trying to say. 29 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:17,995 - If you ask me, Big Larry, 30 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:20,331 the town's most famous symbol, 31 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:23,251 should stay right where he is. 32 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,378 I just wanted to say good luck 33 00:01:25,420 --> 00:01:27,380 and keep up the fight. 34 00:01:27,422 --> 00:01:29,674 - Thank you. Yes, thank you. 35 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:33,136 Okay, Terry, you have my word. 36 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,345 Did you see that? 37 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:36,139 Ahh, this is huge. 38 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,348 - This is so huge. 39 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,683 - Terry has a ton of influence. 40 00:01:38,725 --> 00:01:40,184 We gotta build on this momentum. 41 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:41,519 We got to do something bold. 42 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:42,854 - What about a Venetian ball? 43 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:45,690 I may not understand what you mean. 44 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:47,567 - Terry's right. This isn't about a statue. 45 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,861 This is about reminding people of their history. 46 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,947 We have to contact Professor Tobias James Kaufman. 47 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:55,533 My mentor from college, history professor. 48 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:57,118 He's writing a book about the Rutherfords. 49 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,579 If we can get him to publish an excerpt in the "Daily Star," 50 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,124 it will remind people who we are and why this is important. 51 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,584 - Found him. - Set a meeting. 52 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,712 Oh, but first, tell me about this Venetian ball. 53 00:02:07,754 --> 00:02:10,089 - Okay, we all remember Madonna's 54 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,216 iconic 1990 VMA performance. 55 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:14,218 - I do not. Go on. 56 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:17,180 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:24,353 * * 58 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,918 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 59 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:47,960 What do we have here? 60 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:51,005 We got Coppola wine, Clooney tequila, 61 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:52,507 Charles Barkley gin. 62 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,009 - Oh, yeah, nothing but top shelf for Kaufman. 63 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,469 Plus, I can't make the rookie mistake 64 00:02:56,511 --> 00:02:58,346 of showing up empty-handed asking for a favor. 65 00:02:58,388 --> 00:02:59,764 - Yeah, Reagan, we can't all be like you 66 00:02:59,806 --> 00:03:01,766 constantly taking up Nathan's time, 67 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,559 responsible to no one and for nothing. 68 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:05,311 - Why aren't you in school? 69 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,479 - Why don't you have a man in your life? 70 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:09,190 - I love you. - Love you too. 71 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,442 - Okay, do you really need to bring all this booze 72 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:13,361 to a full-blown alcoholic? 73 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:14,529 - Alcoholic? 74 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,030 Kaufman's a raconteur. 75 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,448 He's a gadabout. 76 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,658 Yeah, he likes to wet his whistle, 77 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,952 but he is a respected scholar. - Mm. 78 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,537 - We're lucky we even got this meeting. 79 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,497 He just got back from his sabbatical in California. 80 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:25,623 - That was rehab. 81 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:26,874 You gotta read the full GoFundMe 82 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,000 before you donate. 83 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,127 - It's gonna be fine. 84 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,461 How are you? 85 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:32,171 What's going on with your cultural center? 86 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:33,381 - Well, I've just been, like, 87 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:35,174 sitting down and really brainstorming 88 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,384 some possible next steps. 89 00:03:36,426 --> 00:03:38,511 - Okay. - So far I'm leaning toward 90 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,972 quitting and working at a bank. 91 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,807 - No, you can't quit. 92 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:45,768 We both have to keep up the fight, all right? 93 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,146 All right, I'll see you soon. - See ya. 94 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,732 - By the way, if you want, I can try and bend Terry's ear. 95 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,525 He stopped by the museum this morning. 96 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,110 I feel like we really get each other. 97 00:03:54,152 --> 00:03:55,403 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 98 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,363 Terry came here? 99 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,614 - Yeah. 100 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:01,576 - What exactly did he say to you? 101 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,746 [percussive music] 102 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,206 Hey, what are you doing with Nathan Rutherford? 103 00:04:07,248 --> 00:04:08,499 Why are you ginning him up? 104 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,001 - You know you can't talk to me that way, right? 105 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:10,877 I'm your boss. 106 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,545 - I told you. She's stuck up. 107 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:14,464 - You didn't answer my question. 108 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:16,716 - See? She didn't even acknowledge me. 109 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:18,760 - Nathan has a lot of pull in this town. 110 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,261 Doesn't hurt to be on his good side. 111 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:21,596 His intentions seem genuine, 112 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,347 and he looked like he needed support. 113 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,975 - Oh, okay. 114 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:28,061 I just--I thought you were taking advantage, 115 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,229 because, you know, you're like a shark 116 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,023 gliding through water, and then there's Nathan 117 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:35,193 this little baleen whale with his belly exposed. 118 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,778 How could you not chomp? 119 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:38,696 - Most people are too scared to tell me their real opinions. 120 00:04:38,738 --> 00:04:41,407 Your rudeness is oddly refreshing. 121 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,533 - Not to me it isn't. 122 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:44,786 - Shane, I swear to God... 123 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,455 [exhales] 124 00:04:47,497 --> 00:04:49,540 - Reagan, we're putting Operation Running Lightning 125 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:50,708 on a fast track, 126 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,377 and I want you on the team. 127 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,837 - Oh, cool. Well, the thing is, 128 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:58,216 I'm guessing this top secret project benefits the casino, 129 00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:00,760 and I have zero interest in working for the casino. 130 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:03,721 I mean, I know I work in the casino currently, 131 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,515 but I work for the cultural center. 132 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,059 Casinos are cesspools of blind capitalism. 133 00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:10,103 - Counterpoint: casinos sometimes 134 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:12,605 make regular people really happy. 135 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:16,109 - Whoo! Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby! Yeah! Ooh! 136 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,236 - Counter-counterpoint: 137 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,404 everyone on that bench. 138 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,197 - You're a piece of shit. 139 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:23,074 I knew I should have married your brother 140 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:25,243 instead of your broke ass. - Well, I said sometimes. 141 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,786 - I hate you. 142 00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:30,164 - In an ever-changing world, one company stands tall 143 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:31,749 to meet any challenge. 144 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:34,544 Security, balance, trust: 145 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:35,753 Rutherford. 146 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:39,924 The power is inside all of us. 147 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:41,551 - And? What am I missing? 148 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,219 - There's a thing now where kids are eating 149 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:44,971 Rutherford batteries on TikTok. 150 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,556 "The power is inside all of us." 151 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,391 - Oh, Jesus. Okay. 152 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:49,809 Pull up the press release from 2012, 153 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:51,602 the chemical spill near the old folks' home. 154 00:05:51,644 --> 00:05:53,604 We'll use that as a template. - Okay, copy. 155 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:54,939 Ooh, and when we get back to the office, 156 00:05:54,981 --> 00:05:57,066 you still have to call Nathan Rutherford. 157 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:59,110 - Ugh, I am the head of PR, not a babysitter. 158 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:00,403 - I know. - He--mm. 159 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:01,446 - I know. 160 00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:02,947 - Fine. 161 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,951 [phone chiming] 162 00:06:06,993 --> 00:06:08,202 - Nathan Rutherford's office. 163 00:06:08,244 --> 00:06:09,454 This is Bobbie Yang. 164 00:06:09,495 --> 00:06:10,747 - Hi. It's Kaitlyn Farrow from Rutherford Inc. 165 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:12,039 May I speak to Nathan, please? 166 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,666 - One second. 167 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,795 - Kaitlyn, hey, how are you? 168 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:20,089 How's your mom Lynda and your dad Richard 169 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:22,341 and your twin sisters Stacey and Marcy? 170 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,135 - Uh, they're fine. 171 00:06:24,177 --> 00:06:25,928 Listen, Nathan, I'm calling to check in. 172 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,638 I saw your Founder's Day speech on YouTube. 173 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,474 - [laughs] That--that 174 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,976 probably needs a little bit of extra context with-- 175 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:33,436 - Yeah, it only had, like, 300 views, 176 00:06:33,478 --> 00:06:35,229 but we scrubbed it just to be safe. 177 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:36,355 But, Nathan, listen, 178 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:38,941 Big Larry is literally our company logo, 179 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:42,361 so obviously we'd like to avoid any further dustups like this. 180 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,738 - Could not agree more, Kaitlyn. 181 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:44,906 As a sitting board member-- 182 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,032 - Honorary, non-voting. 183 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:47,658 - Sure, but listed in the minutes, 184 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,160 so very official. 185 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,913 No one cares more about my family's reputation 186 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,665 than I do, so rest assured there will be no more problems. 187 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,000 - That's great. 188 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,752 Let's just keep a lid on it. - You got it. 189 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:59,837 Whatever I do will be in service of the lid, 190 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,881 securing it, tightening it, 191 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,424 monitoring it... - No, no. 192 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,550 That implies you'll do something, 193 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,094 and I need you to do nothing. 194 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,220 - I will do nothing 195 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,972 except ensure that the lid stays on. 196 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,016 - Just don't touch the lid, Nathan. 197 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:14,268 - Lid no touchy. 198 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:15,561 And she's hung up. 199 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:18,398 Wow. How cool is she? 200 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,690 - She is so cool. - Yeah, right. 201 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:20,858 I mean, she's not warm. 202 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,610 But she's effective. 203 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,029 - Oh, should I tell Kaufman that we're no longer visiting? 204 00:07:25,071 --> 00:07:26,364 - Oh, no, we're definitely still going. 205 00:07:26,406 --> 00:07:28,908 - She seemed pretty intense about the lid stuff. 206 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:30,410 - Yeah, of course, and rightly so. 207 00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:31,702 She's concerned about the brand, 208 00:07:31,744 --> 00:07:32,954 but I'm telling you, the best way to protect 209 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,206 the Rutherford brand is to put 210 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,250 this whole Big Larry debate to rest. 211 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,710 Kaufman is key to that. 212 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:40,128 Gotta go with my gut on this. 213 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,505 - I've never distrusted your gut. 214 00:07:42,547 --> 00:07:44,173 And I'm not gonna start today. 215 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,972 - My Aunt Teresa has some pottery show 216 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,974 at the Denver Art Museum. 217 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,267 Guess who she asked to house sit? 218 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,727 - Hell yeah. 219 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:58,438 Man, we're about to party Parasite-style. 220 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,898 [laughter] 221 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:03,276 - What's up, everybody? 222 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,777 Uh, hi. 223 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:05,778 Sorry to eavesdrop. 224 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,280 Is your aunt Teresa Maple? 225 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,158 She's like the Michael Jordan of Minishonka pottery. 226 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,617 Oh, you know that, because she-- 227 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,035 well, she's your aunt. 228 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:17,081 I was wondering if you might be able to connect us. 229 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,374 - [whispering] If we don't move, 230 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:19,542 she won't know we're here. 231 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:20,543 - Don't make a sound. 232 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:22,003 She's like a T. rex. 233 00:08:22,045 --> 00:08:24,630 She'll track your motions with them beady little eyes. 234 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:28,259 - Okay. Thank you. 235 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,054 - That was hard to watch. 236 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,431 - Right, now you see what I'm dealing with. 237 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:35,308 Nobody wants to help the cultural center. 238 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,893 - That's not completely accurate. 239 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,186 They don't want to help you. 240 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:40,021 - Oh, because I'm a successful "City Indian." 241 00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:42,356 Left the rez to attend a fancy college, 242 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:43,483 and now everybody's jealous. 243 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,817 - You're not successful, 244 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,569 and Wayne's sister goes to Yale. 245 00:08:46,611 --> 00:08:48,029 - Whatever, man. 246 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,324 - I asked around about you. 247 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,867 Would you like to know why you're having trouble 248 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:53,868 with the community? 249 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,328 - Oh, I know why. 250 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,830 It's because Reagan lives in town and not on the rez. 251 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,123 She's not a fluent speaker. 252 00:08:59,165 --> 00:09:00,958 She walks her dog on a leash. 253 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,503 - It's because they're still mad about Ray. 254 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,963 - [chuckles] Ray. Oh, no. 255 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:08,007 We broke up, like, nine years ago. 256 00:09:08,049 --> 00:09:10,176 - You dumped him the night before your wedding. 257 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,386 Food was made. 258 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:12,845 Baskets were woven. 259 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:15,556 Ray's mom lost her deposit. 260 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:16,891 This happens. 261 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:19,352 People go and then have to find a way back 262 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:21,771 into the community. 263 00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:23,898 And some people just don't like you. 264 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,316 I'm about to visit some council members 265 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:27,735 to get them on board with my plans. 266 00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,695 You should come. 267 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,697 Show your face. 268 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,032 It'll help. 269 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,368 [light upbeat music] 270 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:38,413 - Okay, but when you say some people don't like me, 271 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:39,789 what you really mean is... 272 00:09:39,831 --> 00:09:42,208 - Every single person on the rez. 273 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:43,584 * * 274 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,837 - The magnum opus. - [gasps] 275 00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:47,338 - And I finally settled on a title. 276 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,425 - "The Rutherfords: How America's Founding Family 277 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:53,511 Found the Strength to Find the Country." 278 00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:55,471 Professor, it's glorious. 279 00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:57,014 - [laughing] Oh, please. 280 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:58,558 Give comfort to yourself. 281 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,059 - Oh, Tobias, 282 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,145 I wish I were here on happier circumstances, 283 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:05,064 but I find myself in quite a pickle. 284 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:08,568 Mayor Chisenhall has mounted an effort to move Big Larry. 285 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:11,571 - But moving Big Lawrence would be an historical erasure. 286 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:14,741 The Rutherford family is Rutherford Falls. 287 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,410 - Yes, and the town just needs to be reminded of this. 288 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:20,455 If only there was something that could do that. 289 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,540 Lo and behold, this book. 290 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:23,833 When will it be published? 291 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,460 - It's hard to say. 292 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,712 For the fourth time, my publisher has gone 293 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,756 out of business due to fraud. 294 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,090 Can you believe the luck? 295 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,216 - Well, that's a damn shame, 296 00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:33,551 but I have some good news, 297 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:35,136 which is that "The Rutherford Daily Star" 298 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,013 has agreed to publish an excerpt 299 00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:38,014 on their front page. 300 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:39,766 - Nathaniel, shut up. 301 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,517 I shall do you one better. 302 00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:44,270 We shall harness the power of the microphone. 303 00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:45,396 - Go on. 304 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:47,356 - I have what I am reliably assured 305 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:50,151 is a fairly influential podcast. 306 00:10:50,193 --> 00:10:52,945 - "The Salon"--colon-- "A Bacchanal Of Ideas." 307 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,280 Of course. I listen every week. 308 00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:56,365 - Well, Nathaniel, you simply must be the guest 309 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:57,742 on today's episode. 310 00:10:57,784 --> 00:11:00,495 We shall remind the town of your family's importance. 311 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,580 - Yes, that's perfect. 312 00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:03,581 - Gin and tonic, gentlemen? 313 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:04,832 - Whoa. [laughs] 314 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:07,877 - Thanks, Bobbie. - Mmm. 315 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,838 [gulping] 316 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,173 Ohh. 317 00:11:12,215 --> 00:11:14,967 And now... to the podcast studio! 318 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:17,220 [laughter] 319 00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:20,890 - Here? - Yes, it's here. 320 00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,934 We just bring in a table and some mics. 321 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,394 - Well, my mom confirmed it. 322 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:26,270 People are still mad about the Ray thing. 323 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,606 - You know we hold a grudge. 324 00:11:28,648 --> 00:11:29,732 We still bring up Columbus. 325 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:32,318 - Hold up. Now I'm as bad as Columbus? 326 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,404 - Well, crime divided by time. 327 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,908 - Terrance, good to see you. 328 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:40,910 - Felicia, it's been a minute. 329 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:43,955 * * 330 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,290 Reagan, go chop some wood. 331 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,876 - Oh, well, I thought I as gonna-- 332 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:51,212 - Go chop some wood for Felicia. 333 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:52,630 You are. 334 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:53,798 - Gloves are in the shed. 335 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,051 * * 336 00:11:59,554 --> 00:12:03,391 - Welcome back to "The Salon: A Bacchanal of Ideas." 337 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,518 My guest this time, Nathaniel Rutherford, 338 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,230 who find his very heritage currently under attack. 339 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:10,606 Is that correct? - Yes, yes. 340 00:12:10,648 --> 00:12:11,816 That's exactly right. 341 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,901 The statue, Big Larry, in Rutherford Falls, 342 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:17,029 it's been in the same spot-- and a very significant spot-- 343 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:18,406 for centuries. 344 00:12:18,448 --> 00:12:20,950 - And now people want to tear him out of the ground 345 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:21,993 and toss him aside. 346 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:23,995 For shame. 347 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,080 You know, it makes me yearn for the past 348 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,124 when weighty decisions were made 349 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,543 not on the whim of the unwashed masses 350 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:31,836 but by a trusted elite. 351 00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:34,047 - Well, I'm not sure I'd put it that way, but-- 352 00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,715 - This is exactly the type of issue 353 00:12:35,757 --> 00:12:38,509 that would have been hashed out over venison and port wine 354 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:39,594 at Buckheart Lodge. 355 00:12:39,635 --> 00:12:42,221 Centuries ago, when a difficult issue 356 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:43,931 befell Rutherford Falls, 357 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,516 the heads of the prominent families, 358 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:46,893 led by Lawrence Sr., 359 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:50,229 would gather at a small cabin on the edge of town 360 00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,689 called Buckheart Lodge. 361 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,232 - It was a great tradition. 362 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:55,151 Of course, now these decision are made by a town council, 363 00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:56,152 which is meeting in three-- 364 00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:58,154 - Nestled deep in the wood, 365 00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:00,907 it was a crucible of passionate debate, 366 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,284 like the agora of ancient Greece, 367 00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:05,495 and the Rutherfords always had the final word. 368 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,788 Mm-hmm. 369 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,791 - Yeah, so back to the statue for one second. 370 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,375 Lawrence Sr. did so much, 371 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,544 and he always had the town in mind. 372 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,254 I think we owe it to him 373 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,465 to keep the statue where it is. 374 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,092 - [heavy sigh] 375 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,676 Buckheart Lodge. 376 00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:23,012 [funky percussive music] 377 00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:25,681 - Oh, yes, gas fireplace. 378 00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:27,392 I have so many splinters. 379 00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,768 - Sorry to keep you waiting. 380 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,520 I'd scheduled my bathroom to get caulked today, 381 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:33,606 but the guy's lazy and has no ambition. 382 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:35,775 - Sorry I'm not the frickin' Property Brothers, Dad. 383 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:37,110 - And you never will be. 384 00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:38,528 - Thank you for taking the time. 385 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,113 I'm here to discuss my proposal. 386 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,824 - Yeah, I read it. 387 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,952 - You know, Reagan here is an excellent handywoman. 388 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,245 She'll caulk your bathroom. 389 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,038 - I've never caulked anything in my life. 390 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,790 - That's why Creator gave us YouTube. 391 00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:53,000 Look it up, Northwestern. 392 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:58,005 - Nathaniel, if I may be disconcertingly frank, 393 00:13:58,047 --> 00:14:00,007 I agree with you 100%. 394 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:03,094 Not only should that statue remain exactly where it is, 395 00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:04,595 they should put other statues up as well. 396 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:07,098 I want to see a Rutherford on every corner. 397 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,308 - Well, there's a lot worth commemorating, 398 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,644 John Rutherford, advisor to Thomas Jefferson, 399 00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:14,313 Bea Rutherford, New York state's first female cop. 400 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,357 She was also a bare-knuckle fighter. 401 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:17,859 Never married. - Sterling Rutherford, 402 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,112 the first pilot to land a plane on the Hudson. 403 00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:22,280 Sorry, Sully. 404 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,656 You're a loser. 405 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:25,950 - [laughs] Oh. What? 406 00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:27,160 Well, s'mores. 407 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,828 That's a happy, fun thing, right? 408 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:32,373 The very first s'mores made and consumed by Rutherfords. 409 00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:35,126 - Let's not forget the first white baby born 410 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,544 in Cobbs County. 411 00:14:38,296 --> 00:14:39,630 - What? - Is it not accurate to say 412 00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:42,258 that your family introduced whiteness to the region? 413 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:44,719 - I... 414 00:14:44,761 --> 00:14:46,179 - Is it not accurate? 415 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,263 - Uh-- - I know that it is. 416 00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,598 I'm asking you as a courtesy. 417 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:52,602 - It--it--it--it might be an accurate thing to say. 418 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,520 It's not--but it's not a point of pride. 419 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:57,023 - Oh, well, uh--wait, get down. 420 00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:58,649 What? What? Hide your ideas. 421 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:01,152 Because the PC police are apparently here. 422 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:04,363 Well, I'm guilty of independent thought, 423 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:07,033 so lock me up in the PC prison 424 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,827 and throw away the PC key. 425 00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:11,370 Let me tell you something. 426 00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,539 I'm still proud of that white baby. 427 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,124 - I'm just saying I'm proud of my family. 428 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:19,253 I'm not saying it's because of anything, like, race-related. 429 00:15:19,295 --> 00:15:21,631 - But you are related exclusively to white people. 430 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,549 Well, that wraps up this edition 431 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,219 of "The Salon: A Bacchanal of Ideas." 432 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:29,097 Sebastian, cut and print. 433 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:31,140 Oh, cracking good show, old boy. 434 00:15:31,182 --> 00:15:32,767 Let's bend an elbow to celebrate. 435 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,728 [light piano music] 436 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,689 * * 437 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:40,233 - You took so long in the bathroom 438 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,068 I got worried Mal-Mer had snatched you up. 439 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,569 - Mal-Mer? 440 00:15:43,611 --> 00:15:45,196 I don't believe in those superstitions, 441 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,364 because I'm not a child. 442 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:47,532 - There a problem? 443 00:15:47,573 --> 00:15:48,825 - I just should have known. 444 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,785 I gave into the excitement of you helping me, 445 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:53,329 but when you swim with sharks, you get chomped. 446 00:15:53,371 --> 00:15:54,747 - Nobody got chomped, Reagan. 447 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,749 - You said I'd be reintroduced back into the community, 448 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,418 but I haven't talked to a single person. 449 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,295 You know what? I'm done. Take me back. 450 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,049 - How many hours did you put in to earning your degrees? 451 00:16:05,091 --> 00:16:06,968 How many crappy side gigs did you work 452 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,386 to put yourself through school? 453 00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:09,929 - I had, like, four jobs. So what? 454 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,515 - So you're willing to do all that work out there 455 00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:13,808 but not here with your own people. 456 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,893 Do you know how much wood I've chopped, 457 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,437 how many cars I've washed, 458 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,439 Dirty Dancing classes I taught? 459 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,775 - Oh. - We all do the work. 460 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,819 Who are you to think you're somehow above it? 461 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,283 - All right. 462 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,617 Let's do it your way. 463 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:34,120 [Ezra Furman's "Restless Year"] 464 00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:37,123 So one leg up, exhale 465 00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:39,083 while we push up to the sky 466 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,753 O-61. 467 00:16:41,794 --> 00:16:44,338 No one? All right? 468 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,257 - * Snapping my fingers, walking around * 469 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:48,885 * I'm the dusty jewel in the thrown-out crown * 470 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,678 * Got a bus pass to make my way * 471 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,180 - 107. 472 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:53,931 - * From hideout to hideout in the heat of the day * 473 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,309 * I got a talisman tote with the whole array * 474 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,769 * And when you catch my coattails I'll be miles away * 475 00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,145 - Just a sleepy time. 476 00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,855 N-40. 477 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,690 - Bingo. - Bingo? 478 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,902 Yeah, whoo! 479 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,361 Just gonna lay down... 480 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:10,948 * * 481 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,200 - Bobbie, we're at Defcon 1. 482 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,326 - Oh, great. 483 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,619 - What? No, that's the bad one. 484 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,746 Ahh, that stuff about the white baby. 485 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:17,830 Why? 486 00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,040 Why did he talk about white babies? 487 00:17:19,082 --> 00:17:20,833 - Not good. - Ugh. 488 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,002 The lid is not secured. - I agree. 489 00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,670 Also, you missed your 4:00 p.m. Kind Bar, 490 00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:25,922 and I can tell you're getting hangry, 491 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,632 so take this, and we'll figure it all out. 492 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,008 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 493 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,259 - Good news! 494 00:17:30,301 --> 00:17:31,469 Sebastian the intern checked the audio. 495 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:34,138 And the episode is good to go. 496 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,431 - Great. How does the editing work? 497 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:36,766 Do we get to give notes or... 498 00:17:36,808 --> 00:17:39,394 - Friends, this is a podcast. 499 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,354 That's Latin for "as is." 500 00:17:41,396 --> 00:17:42,980 - No, it isn't. - We record it, 501 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:45,358 slap some stolen music on it, and then up to the web it goes. 502 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,193 - Oh, great. Well, it just-- 503 00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:48,236 what if there are parts of the interview 504 00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:49,946 that are a tad dicey, 505 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,864 like, I don't know, the Rutherford baby stuff? 506 00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:53,116 - The white one. 507 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:55,326 - Why do you use that adjective? 508 00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,787 It just might be unnecessarily controversial. 509 00:17:57,829 --> 00:18:00,456 - Nathaniel, listeners expect an active volcano 510 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,583 of provocative discourse when they enter "The Salon." 511 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,210 They know I'm incorrigible. 512 00:18:04,252 --> 00:18:05,962 - I know you're incorrigible. 513 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,880 Come on. - It's known. 514 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:10,466 - I'd just really appreciate it if you took it out. 515 00:18:10,508 --> 00:18:11,718 - I can't. It's my favorite part. 516 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:12,927 - Ugh. 517 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:14,470 - Nathaniel, 518 00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,806 recently we have been reminded 519 00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:19,475 of a certain place that great men may go 520 00:18:19,517 --> 00:18:22,562 when they find themselves at loggerheads. 521 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,689 - You want to settle this at Buckheart Lodge? 522 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:26,774 - It's perfect! - [laughs] 523 00:18:26,816 --> 00:18:28,359 All righty, then. 524 00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:29,569 Huzzah. 525 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,238 - Oh, then we shall leave at once. 526 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,614 One of you must drive. 527 00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:35,742 My license has been seized by the state. 528 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,744 [chuckling] 529 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,579 - Nathan, I hate to question your judgment, 530 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,456 but he drank that entire basketball of gin. 531 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:44,834 - Yeah, I know, Bobbie, but the lid is way off, 532 00:18:44,876 --> 00:18:47,670 and we cannot go home until we put it back on. 533 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:54,469 - You know, back in college we used to sneak in here 534 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,262 late at night, light candles, 535 00:18:56,304 --> 00:18:58,723 and read old Lawrence's journals. 536 00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:01,642 I swear to God, sometimes you can feel his spirit. 537 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:04,479 - You could write quite the manifesto here. 538 00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:08,483 - Oh, God damn it. It's locked. Oh, well. 539 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:09,942 - Pish posh, dear boy. 540 00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,570 Those of us in the know have a special way 541 00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:13,988 of gaining access. 542 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,908 All it takes is a light touch and the proper tool. 543 00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:20,203 - Oh, don't. Oh. Okay, all right. 544 00:19:20,244 --> 00:19:21,996 Jesus, man. 545 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,372 - Voilà. 546 00:19:23,414 --> 00:19:25,583 - Yeah, here we are. 547 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,503 - Wow, those painting are captivating. 548 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:30,171 - Yeah, right? 549 00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:32,799 In days of yore when the men of Rutherford Falls would quorum, 550 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,967 they would engage in athleticism 551 00:19:35,009 --> 00:19:36,511 to sharpen their senses. 552 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,846 - I cannot wait to quorum some day. 553 00:19:38,888 --> 00:19:41,516 - Now, let us parlay, or rather, 554 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,810 let us drink and then parlay. 555 00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,603 [laughs] 556 00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:48,147 - Hmm, you just take them right out of the display. 557 00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:49,899 - Relax, they're cups. 558 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:51,734 Now, brass tacks. 559 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:56,447 Why should I wish to edit any section of "The Salon"? 560 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:57,698 To what end? 561 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,951 - It's just I'm in a really tough spot 562 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,495 with this whole statue thing, and I wouldn't want to offend 563 00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:06,791 any non-white babies who might be listening. 564 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:11,170 - Great men must not concern themselves with lesser minds. 565 00:20:11,212 --> 00:20:14,882 My show speaks the language of naked truths 566 00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:18,928 in the tradition of Plato, Nietzsche, 567 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:22,098 and my personal podcasting hero, 568 00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,516 Mr. Joseph Rogan. 569 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:25,852 Nathaniel, you have nothing to be ashamed of. 570 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,271 - Tobias, there are things at play here 571 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:31,190 that I don't think you're understanding very well. 572 00:20:31,232 --> 00:20:34,819 I need you to edit the goddamn interview. 573 00:20:35,987 --> 00:20:37,280 - No. 574 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:40,074 - Okay, he's not bending. 575 00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,243 Also, I have SAT prep in the morning. 576 00:20:42,285 --> 00:20:43,494 - Yeah, I--I know, Bobbie. 577 00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:45,079 Here. I just-- 578 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:47,665 I can-- give me a minute, okay? 579 00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,333 [dramatic musical sting] 580 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,502 What the hell? - Enough talk. 581 00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:54,088 I intend to remind you of your inherent 582 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,757 and God-given power. 583 00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:58,801 - Okay, I think we should all go home. 584 00:20:58,843 --> 00:20:59,844 God. 585 00:20:59,886 --> 00:21:01,429 - We've crossed the rubicon. 586 00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:03,139 Now, I'll give you what you want, 587 00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:08,811 provided you best me in a test of strength and guile! 588 00:21:09,687 --> 00:21:12,440 - Wow. I've gotten six new friend requests 589 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:14,275 and an invite to a baby shower. 590 00:21:14,317 --> 00:21:16,235 This feels like progress. 591 00:21:16,277 --> 00:21:17,904 [laughs] 592 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:21,574 Why are we at Ray's mom's house? 593 00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:23,493 - Tony Devers quit council last month 594 00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:25,119 to open at jiujitsu studio. 595 00:21:25,161 --> 00:21:27,121 Ray's mom was appointed to replace him. 596 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:29,957 - Nope. 597 00:21:29,999 --> 00:21:31,626 - You need to confront your past 598 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,252 so you can really move on. 599 00:21:33,294 --> 00:21:35,713 - Okay, but do I really want to move on with clawed-out eyes? 600 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:37,382 That woman hates me. 601 00:21:37,423 --> 00:21:39,008 It's bad for you if I go in there. 602 00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,426 - It's a risk I'm willing to take. 603 00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:41,761 - [sighs] 604 00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:44,639 - Come on, no more hiding. 605 00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,059 - Fine. 606 00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,978 But do not say anything about the wedding. 607 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,855 She just stopped giving out the Jordan Almonds 608 00:21:52,897 --> 00:21:55,108 that were supposed to be at my reception. 609 00:21:59,445 --> 00:22:03,116 - Mm. - Hi, Rayanne. 610 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:04,992 Been a while. 611 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:08,704 I don't think we've spoken since before the wedding. 612 00:22:10,081 --> 00:22:11,999 You know, I never got a chance to tell you 613 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,127 how truly sorry I am about the wedding 614 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,671 and what happened at the wedding, 615 00:22:16,713 --> 00:22:18,548 how the wedding didn't happen. 616 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,591 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 617 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:23,261 - I read your proposal, Terrance. 618 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,847 I'm voting no. 619 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:28,141 - I respect your views on the casino. 620 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,892 But if you would allow me to explain-- 621 00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:32,812 - First you explain why you showed up at my house 622 00:22:32,854 --> 00:22:35,523 with this home-wrecker. 623 00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:36,941 - Oh, well, 624 00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:39,193 technically I was a double-wide trailer-wrecker. 625 00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:40,528 [laughs] 626 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,571 But I totally hear-- 627 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,865 - Will you shut the hell up? 628 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:46,492 - Rayanne and I may not agree on much, 629 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:49,120 but we both think you're a cold snake. 630 00:22:49,162 --> 00:22:50,329 - [scoffs] 631 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:52,749 - You ruined the best years of Ray's life. 632 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:55,126 And now you parade your elitist college education 633 00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,127 in our faces. 634 00:22:56,169 --> 00:22:58,629 She begged me to bring her here. 635 00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,214 And I was dumb enough to try to help. 636 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,758 - No, that's not true. 637 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,217 - The truth is you never deserved Ray, 638 00:23:03,259 --> 00:23:06,512 and you have no sense of community or family. 639 00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:10,058 - Now tell her it's her fault that Ray married a white woman. 640 00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:12,101 - Oh, come on. 641 00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:13,978 - It's your fault Ray married a white woman. 642 00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,064 What else? 643 00:23:16,105 --> 00:23:17,315 - Come for me. 644 00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,608 - Nathan, I have 911 dialed. 645 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,818 Just tell me to press send, please. 646 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:22,445 - Someone get my gun out of the glove box. 647 00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:23,738 - You brought a gun in my car? 648 00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:25,156 - I'm calling 911. 649 00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,366 Okay, the service is super spotty here. 650 00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,453 - Oh, you're not man enough to face me. 651 00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:32,622 I need a new combatant. 652 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:34,415 Oh, yes, 653 00:23:34,457 --> 00:23:36,167 a classic bout, 654 00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:39,212 the pale face versus the dark savage. 655 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,296 - Fuck you just call me? 656 00:23:40,338 --> 00:23:41,547 - You can't say that. 657 00:23:41,589 --> 00:23:42,924 - Oh? Why not? 658 00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:44,384 - Because you can't. 659 00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:47,136 - Oh! Whoa, there it is. 660 00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:48,012 There it is, 661 00:23:48,054 --> 00:23:50,264 the fire of your ancestors. 662 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:51,432 Set it free! 663 00:23:51,474 --> 00:23:53,101 Set it free! - Ahh! 664 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:55,186 Okay, uh, 665 00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:57,188 did he just die or pass out? 666 00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,191 - I can't tell, but he's looking very pale-faced. 667 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,526 - Oh, my God. 668 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:02,652 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. 669 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:03,569 - Oh, my God. What are we gonna-- 670 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:04,737 - Oh, my God. 671 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,707 - Okay, yes, 672 00:24:16,749 --> 00:24:19,419 I tricked you for my own benefit, 673 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:21,003 but also your benefit. 674 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:24,006 - You chomped me and then somehow convinced me 675 00:24:24,048 --> 00:24:27,260 to dunk myself in butter and hurl myself 676 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,511 back into your jaws. 677 00:24:28,553 --> 00:24:31,180 - Reagan, 678 00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:33,349 you're a story with a bunch of loose ends. 679 00:24:33,391 --> 00:24:35,393 No one likes a complicated story. 680 00:24:35,435 --> 00:24:37,145 That's why everyone hated "Cloud Atlas." 681 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:38,396 - What? 682 00:24:38,438 --> 00:24:41,190 - I just gave you an ending. 683 00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:43,693 By now Rayanne has told everyone what happened. 684 00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:46,404 And those quietly on your side can say, 685 00:24:46,446 --> 00:24:48,239 "Okay, let's move on." 686 00:24:48,281 --> 00:24:50,867 And those that hate you, which frankly is most people, 687 00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:52,744 have been given sense of catharsis 688 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,079 and can let this go. 689 00:24:58,541 --> 00:25:00,543 - Why are you doing this? 690 00:25:00,585 --> 00:25:02,545 Why are you helping me? 691 00:25:02,587 --> 00:25:04,172 - Because. 692 00:25:04,213 --> 00:25:05,882 I think you might be a shark too. 693 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,425 - [scoffs] 694 00:25:07,467 --> 00:25:09,427 - Only a shark would leave a comfortable life with Ray 695 00:25:09,469 --> 00:25:10,720 to carve your own path. 696 00:25:10,762 --> 00:25:12,388 Only a shark would talk to me the way you do. 697 00:25:12,430 --> 00:25:14,766 You need to channel your inner power 698 00:25:14,807 --> 00:25:16,100 to get what you want. 699 00:25:16,142 --> 00:25:20,021 And I need people like you to get what I want. 700 00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:24,067 [phone buzzes] 701 00:25:24,108 --> 00:25:25,276 - Hello. 702 00:25:25,318 --> 00:25:27,195 - Reagan, I may have just witnessed a murder. 703 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,237 - What? 704 00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:30,031 - [snoring] 705 00:25:30,073 --> 00:25:32,867 - Bobbie, take Nathan's car and get yourselves home. 706 00:25:32,909 --> 00:25:34,035 I'm gonna go back and clean up. 707 00:25:34,077 --> 00:25:35,870 You guys really trashed the place. 708 00:25:35,912 --> 00:25:36,913 - You know what? It's fine. 709 00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:38,331 I know Susie Pete at State Parks. 710 00:25:38,372 --> 00:25:39,916 Just leave a note for her to call me. 711 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:45,004 - Vandalize public property and leave a note. 712 00:25:45,046 --> 00:25:47,632 Oh, to live that "white dude" life. 713 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:50,593 [light guitar music] 714 00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:57,809 * * 715 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:08,069 - I got to tell you something. 716 00:26:08,111 --> 00:26:09,987 You were right about Kaufman. 717 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,698 That guy is not good. 718 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:15,118 And I think he might have a drinking problem. 719 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:16,452 - Oh, you're kidding. 720 00:26:16,494 --> 00:26:18,788 The barfy drunk that I described as a barfy drunk 721 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:20,665 turned out to be a barfy drunk? 722 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,875 - Yeah, go figure. 723 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,544 Thank you. 724 00:26:24,585 --> 00:26:28,089 Thank you for just always being there for me. 725 00:26:28,131 --> 00:26:29,841 I really appreciate it. 726 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:31,801 - Of course. 727 00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:34,011 - How are you doing? How was your day? 728 00:26:34,053 --> 00:26:35,388 - It was fine, 729 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:38,391 until I went to Ray's mom's house. 730 00:26:38,433 --> 00:26:39,767 - What? 731 00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:41,018 Why would you do that? 732 00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:42,895 That woman hates you. - Ugh. 733 00:26:42,937 --> 00:26:44,981 Basically, Terry asked if I-- 734 00:26:45,022 --> 00:26:46,607 - [groans] - Ahh! 735 00:26:46,649 --> 00:26:49,110 - What? 736 00:26:49,152 --> 00:26:51,863 - Pardon me, my dear, but might you do a kindness 737 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:54,824 for a weary traveling poet and ferry me 738 00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:57,034 to the New Horizons Detox Center 739 00:26:57,076 --> 00:26:58,828 in San Luis Obispo? 740 00:26:58,870 --> 00:27:01,831 - I am not driving you to California. 741 00:27:01,873 --> 00:27:05,043 - Very well, there's an abandoned Sam Goody just ahead. 742 00:27:05,084 --> 00:27:06,669 You may drop me there. 743 00:27:06,711 --> 00:27:07,920 They know me. 744 00:27:09,881 --> 00:27:12,383 - Terrifying. - Whew. 745 00:27:12,425 --> 00:27:16,345 [upbeat music] 746 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:17,638 - Kaitlyn again. 747 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,973 - Yep. 748 00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:21,017 * * 749 00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:23,144 Kaitlyn, hey, quick lid update for ya. 750 00:27:23,186 --> 00:27:24,520 - First white baby? 751 00:27:24,562 --> 00:27:25,563 Are you kidding me? 752 00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:27,190 - So you're-- you're up to speed. 753 00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,441 - Yes, I've already dealt with it, 754 00:27:28,483 --> 00:27:30,026 which means I've spent, like, nine hours 755 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:31,027 cleaning up your messes. 756 00:27:31,069 --> 00:27:32,528 It should be zero hours. 757 00:27:32,570 --> 00:27:34,238 Okay, if I have to call you back again, 758 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,532 there are going to be significant repercussions. 759 00:27:36,574 --> 00:27:38,076 Do you understand me? 760 00:27:38,117 --> 00:27:39,368 - Uh, quick question just for clarity,. 761 00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:40,536 - Okay. [phone beeps] 762 00:27:40,578 --> 00:27:43,456 - Uh...okay. 763 00:27:43,498 --> 00:27:44,540 Oh, great. 764 00:27:44,582 --> 00:27:47,418 Well, I respect and admire you as well. 765 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,711 [laughs] 766 00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:50,713 - Whew. - Okay, bye now. 767 00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:53,716 [funky music] 768 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:59,138 * * 769 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:02,725 - "Item donated from private collection." 770 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:03,935 Whose collection? 771 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,728 Um...mine. 772 00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:09,065 I repatriated it. 773 00:28:09,107 --> 00:28:10,108 I stole it. 774 00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:12,068 - Chomp-chomp. 775 00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,111 - You look fancy. 776 00:28:13,152 --> 00:28:14,195 - Big meetings today. 777 00:28:14,237 --> 00:28:15,405 Our hard work paid off. 778 00:28:15,446 --> 00:28:17,532 If I need you to come up and get yelled at, 779 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,533 I'll let you know. 780 00:28:18,574 --> 00:28:20,993 - Uh...great. 781 00:28:21,035 --> 00:28:22,578 * * 782 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:23,996 - [sighs] 783 00:28:24,038 --> 00:28:25,748 Okay. 784 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:27,083 I'm in. 785 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:28,418 - Thank you, Rayanne. 786 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:30,586 That's great. 787 00:28:30,628 --> 00:28:32,130 - Impressive work, Terry. 788 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:35,591 You got the entire council in, the chairwoman to sign off. 789 00:28:35,633 --> 00:28:37,051 You may proceed. 790 00:28:37,093 --> 00:28:39,429 - Drop the papers. 791 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:43,266 We're gonna sue Nathan Rutherford. 792 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:46,436 [upbeat funky music] 793 00:28:46,477 --> 00:28:53,401 * *