1 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:10,928 [light music] 2 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,305 * * 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:16,184 - What is the story of America? 4 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:20,271 Is it a chronicle of innovation and achievement... 5 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:23,399 or of oppression and greed? 6 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:27,028 Is it about freedom or power? 7 00:00:27,070 --> 00:00:29,489 Who gets to write history? 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,283 And once written, can it be changed? 9 00:00:32,325 --> 00:00:35,745 I want to do a story about-- 10 00:00:35,787 --> 00:00:38,081 Guys, can you please stop texting 11 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:39,207 for, like, five seconds? 12 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,459 I'm almost done. [cell phone bloops] 13 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:44,629 This is a story about stories. 14 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,673 Our narrative's about who we are and how we got here. 15 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,050 It's about a town, 16 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,427 but it's also about everything. 17 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,013 - Wow, everything. - Sounds big. 18 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,933 - Rutherford Falls is the birthplace of Rutherford Inc., 19 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:58,643 a huge conglomerate that makes everything 20 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,645 from missile-guidance systems to wet wipes. 21 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,147 There's something happening in that town, 22 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,983 and it feels like... 23 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,652 a powder keg. 24 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,445 - You think everything's a powder keg, Josh 25 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:11,364 or a ticking time bomb or-- 26 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:13,366 What'd you call the mall that hired female Santas-- 27 00:01:13,408 --> 00:01:14,909 A tinderbox? 28 00:01:14,951 --> 00:01:17,370 - A...Christmas-pocalypse. 29 00:01:17,412 --> 00:01:20,248 [light laughter] - Right. But it wasn't. 30 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,166 And this isn't some Confederate statue 31 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,626 being pulled down by protesters. 32 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:26,129 At best, it's a local traffic issue. 33 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,714 Move on. - Okay, can I--can I just-- 34 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,800 - Please don't make me look up from for my phone again. 35 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:33,803 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:40,768 * * 37 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:03,541 - Okay, climate control is set. 38 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,501 I called the sheriff, let him know I'll be out of town. 39 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:07,045 Thank you, Bobbie. - Sure. 40 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:08,546 - Um, what am I forgetting? 41 00:02:08,588 --> 00:02:10,465 - Get out of here. Have a great weekend. 42 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,759 This place is gonna be exactly the same as you left it, 43 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,385 maybe better. 44 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:16,054 - Uh, same is better, so maybe go with that. 45 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,222 - Hard agree. - Doesn't make sense, but sure. 46 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:21,184 - Oh, I am so glad Aunt Ida's birthday is this weekend. 47 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,269 I'm so stressed out about this Big Larry stuff. 48 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,229 I just need to be around family. 49 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:26,731 You know, feed off that bond. 50 00:02:26,773 --> 00:02:28,399 both: Yes. - Oh, my God. 51 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:30,735 How could I forget? - Oh. 52 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:32,904 - Ceremonial transfer of authority. 53 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:35,865 - Okay. We're gonna do the whole scroll thing? 54 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:38,409 - "I, Nathan Rutherford, being of sound mind and body, 55 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:39,911 "do hereby surrender the Rutherford Falls 56 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,288 Heritage Museum to the care of--" state your name. 57 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,790 - Reagan. - Yeah, uh, full name. 58 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,666 - Reagan Blanchard Wells, as you know. 59 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,710 - Right, okay. "The weight of 1,000 Rutherfords 60 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,420 "rests squarely on your shoulders. 61 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:52,715 Stand tall, stand proud." - Are we done? 62 00:02:52,757 --> 00:02:54,425 - I know it sounds over the top, 63 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:55,593 but I love this museum. 64 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:57,178 I obviously love and trust you, 65 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,472 but now you're legally bound 66 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:02,350 to love this museum as well, and I can relax. 67 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:03,935 - And that's all that's important. 68 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,853 Get on the road, man. 69 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:08,272 [indistinct chatter] 70 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:11,442 - Large almond-milk caramel latte, 71 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:13,111 eight sugars, and four Splendas. 72 00:03:13,152 --> 00:03:16,406 - Yeah, the Splenda, like, kills most of the sugar. 73 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,782 It's science. 74 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:20,284 You don't care. Right. 75 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,036 - Reegs! - [gasps] 76 00:03:22,078 --> 00:03:26,124 - Ray. Oh, and Ray's pregnant wife--I mean Shannon. 77 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,459 - Hey, girl. - Hi. 78 00:03:28,501 --> 00:03:30,336 This is fun. [awkward laughter] 79 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,921 Congrats on the baby. - Oh. 80 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,214 We owe it all to you 81 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,633 for breaking this one's heart so I can mend it. 82 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,385 - Oh, I don't know if I did all that. 83 00:03:37,427 --> 00:03:38,928 - You did! I took your advice. 84 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:42,098 Got off the couch, and got my life together. 85 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:43,474 - Aw! - Okay, well... 86 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:45,643 - Are you here with someone or-- 87 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:48,146 - Nope, all alone on the sidewalk 88 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:50,106 and in life. 89 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,608 - I just know in my bones you're gonna meet someone. 90 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:54,527 - Totally. - Eh, there's, like, 91 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,195 five age-appropriate guys in this town, 92 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:57,613 and I pretty much know them all. 93 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,532 [chuckles] One of 'em's Jeff. 94 00:03:59,574 --> 00:04:01,826 - Yeah, we don't have that vibe. 95 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,786 - [inhales deeply] He's not wrong. 96 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:05,037 - Well, just stay positive. 97 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,706 You know, everything happens for a reason. 98 00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:08,458 [cell phone buzzes] - Okay. Oh, phone. 99 00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:11,127 Ha, bummer. All right, great to see you both. 100 00:04:11,169 --> 00:04:12,587 - Yeah! - Okeydoke. 101 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,464 Bobbie, what's up? - There's a reporter here. 102 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,798 He looks like one of those "Vice" guys 103 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,341 that's too hot to take seriously. 104 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:18,968 He's asking about Nathan and Big Larry, 105 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:20,720 and I can't not tell him-- he's too hot. 106 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:22,346 - A reporter? No. 107 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:24,891 Publicity is the last thing Nathan needs right now. 108 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,602 Okay, uh, I'll be right there. Say nothing. 109 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:30,229 - I mean, I'll try, but he has those arm things. 110 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,023 I already gave him my social security number. 111 00:04:32,065 --> 00:04:34,609 [whispering] What is wrong with me? 112 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,110 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:39,113 [light music] 114 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,573 * * 115 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:44,368 [indistinct chatter] 116 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:51,459 * * 117 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:53,878 - Hello, Rutherfords! all: Hi! 118 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,547 - Oh! Charlie, Kevin. 119 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:57,924 - Hi. - Hey, guys. 120 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,426 Hey! Maddy, Molly. - Hi, Nathan. 121 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,428 - Cousin Karen, spinning a yarn. 122 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,681 Put a pin in it for one second. Got to hand out some T-shirts. 123 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,267 Hey-ho! T-shirts! 124 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,727 Cousin Linda, boom. - Ooh. 125 00:05:09,769 --> 00:05:11,562 - Mark, look alive. - Oh. 126 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:12,855 - Little bro. - Hey! 127 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:15,149 Get over here. - How are you? 128 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:17,193 - [groans] 129 00:05:17,235 --> 00:05:18,653 [strained] Ooh, big hug. 130 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:20,863 - Yeah, I'm just, um-- I'm so happy to see you. 131 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:22,573 - Yeah, hey, what's going on over here? 132 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,450 This writing desk used to be a bookcase. 133 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,411 The plaster used to be eggshell. 134 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,246 Now it's clearly ivory. 135 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,206 - Well, we, uh, you know-- we freshened things up a bit. 136 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:32,250 - Okay, did I miss a email thread or-- 137 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,918 - About cosmetic work on my own house? No. 138 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,670 Anyway, look, there is some family stuff 139 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:37,672 that I need to talk to about, okay, at some point. 140 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,132 - Yeah, of course. Let me just get a couple 141 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,550 quick announcements out of the way. 142 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,427 Hello! Everybody. 143 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,803 Quick announcement-- 144 00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:45,430 you all got my email about the interviews 145 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,681 for Great Aunt Ida's birthday video. 146 00:05:46,723 --> 00:05:49,016 FYI, those times are sharp. 147 00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:52,186 Also, I just need to shoot the elephant in the room right now. 148 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:54,564 I know you're all aware of the Big Larry brouhaha. 149 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:56,649 Huge bummer, tons of drams, 150 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,109 but I don't want it to affect the weekend. 151 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:00,611 Just stay present, and let's all have fun! 152 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:03,072 [excited chatter] 153 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:04,907 All right, put this on! - I will. 154 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,033 - Put it on! - I'll do it. 155 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:07,535 Right now. I'll go do it right now. 156 00:06:07,577 --> 00:06:10,455 [upbeat music] 157 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,582 * * 158 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:14,417 - Hi. He's looking. 159 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:16,419 [chuckles awkwardly] It's cool. 160 00:06:16,461 --> 00:06:18,379 Totally chill. Totally cool. 161 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,548 Human spa music. 162 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:22,133 [car door opens] 163 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:25,219 Hi, there. 164 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:26,345 I'm Reagan-- - Oh! 165 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,473 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 166 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,349 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. 167 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,185 [sighs] I'm Reagan. 168 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,269 Ha. 169 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:34,812 This is, um, unfortunately, 170 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:38,566 a very accurate first impression, so... 171 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,026 But nice to meet you. 172 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:42,487 - Hey. Josh. - Okay, yeah. 173 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,822 Nathan's just not reachable. 174 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:46,949 I don't know when he's coming back. 175 00:06:46,991 --> 00:06:50,453 Actually, don't even know where he went. 176 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:51,621 - Maybe there. 177 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,998 - Oh, wow! [chuckles] 178 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,375 Good digging. You are a reporter. 179 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:57,919 - Really impressive. 180 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,546 Do you do cardio, or is it mostly Pilates? 181 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:02,173 - Um, what were you hoping to ask him? 182 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:03,925 - Oh, well, I saw a video online 183 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,636 of Nathan from Founder's Day. 184 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:11,391 He seems really passionate about his family lineage 185 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,309 and this statue? 186 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:16,187 Big Larry? 187 00:07:16,229 --> 00:07:18,648 - Uh...yes. 188 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,691 I think I know what you're talking about. 189 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:23,027 - Well, it seemed like the story might resonate 190 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:25,530 with the rest of the country. 191 00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,365 - The United States? 192 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:29,742 - Yeah, that one. - National news. 193 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,202 Very exciting. 194 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:34,163 Um, well, I am in charge of the museum today, 195 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:35,915 and I would love to show you around. 196 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,167 Why don't we check out the East Gallery? 197 00:07:38,209 --> 00:07:40,878 * * 198 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,380 - [whispering] What do you think you're doing? 199 00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:44,632 - [whispering] Nathan couldn't handle some dumb podcast. 200 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:46,467 How is he gonna do with a smart, 201 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,219 crafty, annoyingly hot reporter? 202 00:07:48,261 --> 00:07:50,263 By the way, could have used a little heads-up on that. 203 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:53,474 - I told you he was hot. - Not centaur hot. 204 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:57,103 Whatever, we just need to keep it cool and show him 205 00:07:57,145 --> 00:08:00,314 that there is no story in this boring, boring town. 206 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:09,073 - Old L.T. Rutherford built this house in 1821, 207 00:08:09,115 --> 00:08:12,160 and it's been passed down in our family ever since. 208 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:15,872 Now, rumor has it, this house was used 209 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,875 to pass secret messages among Freemasons. 210 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,710 Of course, if you want to pass a secret message, 211 00:08:20,752 --> 00:08:24,255 you better have a secret compartment, right? 212 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:26,883 Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! [excited chatter] 213 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,926 Yep, every summer, your Uncle Duz and I 214 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:31,179 would explore this house looking for surprises. 215 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,181 Sometimes that surprise was a horse skull 216 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,349 hidden by superstitious Irish builders. 217 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,727 And sometimes that surprise was 218 00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:40,521 actual secret treasure. 219 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,190 all: Whoa! 220 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,650 - You could thank old Eloise Rutherford for those. 221 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:45,943 - Nathan. 222 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:48,071 So, uh, when did you want to have that chat? 223 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:49,739 It's kind of important. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 224 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:52,283 Let's do it at Triple B. - During what? 225 00:08:52,325 --> 00:08:53,826 - Triple B. BBB. 226 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:56,037 Come on. It's that thing that we do. 227 00:08:56,079 --> 00:08:57,497 - I have no idea what that is, Nathan. 228 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,291 - Brandy, brothers, and... 229 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,336 - Nathan. - Backgammon. 230 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:05,588 - Oh. - Come on. We do it every year. 231 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,090 - Oh, we did at last year. - Yeah. 232 00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,716 - But wasn't that the first time? 233 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:10,718 - Well, yeah, but I was like, "We should do this every year." 234 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,387 And you were like, "Okay." - Okay, then. 235 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:14,389 I guess we'll talk at Triple B. 236 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:16,432 - Triple B! - Triple B! 237 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:18,101 - Okay. Oh, Ava. [child coughs] 238 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:20,186 That's an ant trap, not candy. [child gagging] 239 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,313 Come on, let's go find your mom. 240 00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:24,273 - So I bet you're thinking Lawrence was elected mayor 241 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:26,234 and changed the tree ordinance, right? 242 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:28,111 - Um, I guess I don't-- - Wrong. 243 00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:31,072 He lost by a landslide, and to understand why, 244 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:34,784 we have to go back to the Great Fence Fire of 1847. 245 00:09:34,826 --> 00:09:36,786 - It was the longest fire in American history, 246 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:38,287 not by time, but by length. 247 00:09:38,329 --> 00:09:41,958 - I think I might be all set on context. 248 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,126 - Are you sure? - Yep. 249 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,086 Maybe I should just go see Big Larry. 250 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:46,170 - Perfect. 251 00:09:46,212 --> 00:09:47,797 We can hit some hot spots on the way, 252 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,424 including the Masquat Preserve, 253 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:52,385 site of four debunked Bigfoot sightings. 254 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:54,387 - Okay. - I'll drive. 255 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,725 - Hold that fork, Ida. 256 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,476 Ladies and gentlemen, 257 00:10:00,518 --> 00:10:02,103 it is time to find out 258 00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,814 what the Rutherfords have been doing. 259 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:07,150 - Is that a thing or-- - Yeah. 260 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,527 It's sort of a musical newsletter. 261 00:10:09,569 --> 00:10:10,695 Don't worry. It's quick. - Oh, no. 262 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:11,988 No, no. It's great. 263 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:13,698 My family doesn't even speak to each other. 264 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:14,782 - All right. 265 00:10:14,824 --> 00:10:17,118 Uncle Roger, drop a beat. 266 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,494 Ah, one of these years, Rog. 267 00:10:18,536 --> 00:10:20,329 All right, here we go. 268 00:10:20,371 --> 00:10:22,999 * Well, a banner year, it turned out to be * 269 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,501 * For them mighty Rutherford clan * 270 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,837 * A swim team championship for Carly * 271 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,797 * And a haircut for Dan * 272 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:31,007 [laughter] 273 00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:33,009 * Emma saved a stranger's life * 274 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,636 * A Heimlich to the chest * 275 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,597 * Uncle Jake went to Nepal * 276 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,099 * On a spiritual quest * 277 00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:42,310 * Cousin Beth got married * 278 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,979 * To a Delawarean named Steve * 279 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:46,522 * Who got a big promotion * 280 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:49,734 * VP at Allstate, I believe * - Hey. 281 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:50,985 - How the heck did he know that? 282 00:10:51,027 --> 00:10:52,945 - Oh, he does his research. - Oh. 283 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,655 - * Mental note, take a car or boat * 284 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,449 * To visit Ken and Randi * 285 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:59,077 * I heard from your son that you've begun * 286 00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,662 * To make your own pear brandy? * 287 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:04,207 - We have. It is gross! 288 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:05,917 - Yeah! Oh, he mentioned that. 289 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,044 * Well, old Joe is off the market * 290 00:11:08,086 --> 00:11:10,338 * It's strange to say those words * 291 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:13,049 * I must have it twisted, he's always insisted * 292 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:16,219 * That love is * all: * For the birds * 293 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,429 - It is for the birds! [laughter] 294 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:19,514 - All right. 295 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:20,765 - I love being part of this family. 296 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:21,933 - Oh, okay. 297 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,643 - Oh, we're glad to have you, Steve. 298 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,061 - Aw, man. I love this. 299 00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,729 I love this tradition you guys have. 300 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:29,482 I love this house. Ah. 301 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:31,275 I can't believe you're selling it, Larry. 302 00:11:31,317 --> 00:11:33,569 [strumming stops] 303 00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:35,905 To the Rutherfords. 304 00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:39,283 - I'm sorry? Uh, what did he say? 305 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:41,160 - It's dry. 306 00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:46,499 - You know, a milkshake from Kelly's is a story unto itself. 307 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:49,210 She gets the milk directly from Bob Missiti's farm. 308 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:50,920 Oh, my gosh, you should interview him. 309 00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:52,547 He just installed solar panels. 310 00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:53,798 - Cool. Yeah. 311 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,800 Uh, so what about you? 312 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,386 For moving the statue, or against? 313 00:11:58,428 --> 00:12:01,431 - You know, the thing about the statue is, 314 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:02,974 I don't care. 315 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,976 - [chuckles] Okay. - [chuckles] 316 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,602 - Uh, well, what about the rest the town? 317 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,062 - It's just not really a thing. 318 00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,564 I mean, nothing here really is. 319 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,482 You coming is the biggest news since Denise Richards 320 00:12:11,524 --> 00:12:13,192 got her tire patched at a Chevron. 321 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:15,111 - That is big news. - It was. 322 00:12:15,153 --> 00:12:17,947 - Yeah, well, not exactly what I was hoping you'd say, 323 00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,824 but I appreciate your candor. 324 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,451 - No problem. - Two shakes? 325 00:12:21,492 --> 00:12:23,202 - Ooh, the main event. 326 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:25,079 - Here you go. - Thank you. 327 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,205 - Enjoy. - You know what? 328 00:12:26,247 --> 00:12:27,832 I'm actually lactose intolerant, 329 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:30,168 so you get to try both. 330 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,462 Multiple sources for your investigation. 331 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,422 - [chuckles awkwardly] - [chuckles] 332 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:40,595 - Nathan, can we be adults, please? 333 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,764 Look, this is just too much house for a family of four. 334 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,016 Okay? So we're gonna sell it. 335 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:47,268 - It supposed to go to your first heir. 336 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,770 Shouldn't Molly have a say? 337 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,981 - Well, Molly wants to be some kind of surfing influencer 338 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,316 in Costa Rica 339 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:55,485 and not live in an ancient money pit in New Jersey. 340 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:56,944 - Hmm. 341 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:59,238 - Look, this place just isn't for us anymore, Nathan. 342 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,657 - [groans] 343 00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:02,867 Fine. 344 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,410 God. [sighs] 345 00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:06,913 Who are you gonna sell it to? Who's the lucky Rutherford? 346 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,372 Greg and Teresa, I could wrap my head around. 347 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,750 Jared-- don't you dare, okay? 348 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:14,420 He would fill this place up with "Star Wars" figurines. 349 00:13:18,049 --> 00:13:19,967 You're not even gonna keep it in the family? 350 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,844 You're just gonna sell it to whomever? 351 00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:23,179 - Yeah, Nathan. 352 00:13:23,221 --> 00:13:25,348 It's a crazy system called the housing market, 353 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,767 where, you know, whoever offers the most money gets the house. 354 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,268 - [groans] 355 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,187 - Look, this isn't even what I wanted to talk to you-- 356 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:32,814 You know, I came to you earlier, Nathan, 357 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,525 but you said wanted to wait till BRB. 358 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,901 - BBB! 359 00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:39,195 Triple B! Okay? 360 00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:40,363 Now there's a fourth B, 361 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,031 for betrayal. - [scoffs] 362 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:44,200 - How long before it hits "the market"? 363 00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,035 - I'm not sure why that's in quotes, 364 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,537 but, you know, in a few days. 365 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,455 - [sighs] 366 00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:51,541 All right, I'm gonna change your mind. 367 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:54,127 Just promise me you won't sell it in the next 24 hours. 368 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,504 - I mean, yeah. 369 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,214 The listing won't go up until Monday. 370 00:13:58,256 --> 00:13:59,799 - You got yourself a deal. Come here. 371 00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:02,260 Bring it in. - All right. 372 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,220 - You give me 24 hours. 373 00:14:04,262 --> 00:14:06,931 I'm gonna get inside that hard head of yours. 374 00:14:06,973 --> 00:14:08,975 - [chuckles] - Okay, everybody. 375 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,102 A slight change o' plans. 376 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:12,895 This video is now about your wonderful memories 377 00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:15,898 of this amazing house and why it should not be sold. 378 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,192 It is not about Aunt Ida, 379 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,903 so don't talk about her. 380 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,406 She is irrelevant. 381 00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:24,907 Who's first? 382 00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:26,284 - I loved those summers up here 383 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:29,162 with you, Duz, and the cousins. [chuckles] 384 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,955 You know, we'd frog hunt, mud slide, 385 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:33,416 play tag in the tall grass. - Yes! 386 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,085 - Which, in retrospect, was dumb. 387 00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:37,837 It's a feeding ground for ticks. 388 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,922 Lyme disease has not been fun. 389 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:42,133 - Well, but it wasn't that bad. 390 00:14:42,175 --> 00:14:44,093 - Well, half my face was paralyzed for about a year. 391 00:14:44,135 --> 00:14:45,636 - Hmm. - Plus, I had this rash. 392 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:47,430 - Okay, but now, you're feeling like-- 393 00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,682 - Now, it's just overall fatigue and muscle pain. 394 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,100 - Still? - Mm-hmm. 395 00:14:51,142 --> 00:14:52,393 - Wow. - Yeah. 396 00:14:52,435 --> 00:14:54,395 - I want to help, but, technically, 397 00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:57,190 this is my first time in the house. 398 00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,983 - Well, you're here now, so talk about that. 399 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:01,194 - Well, we had lunch. That was nice. 400 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,987 - Oh. - I ate chili... 401 00:15:03,029 --> 00:15:05,448 - Hmm. - With shredded cheese. 402 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,949 There was corn bread on the side-- 403 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:08,201 - Stop talking about food. 404 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,078 Um, less about what you ate 405 00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,538 and more about how it made you feel. 406 00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:13,831 - Full? 407 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:15,583 - Seriously, Mark? 408 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,001 You got nothing? 409 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:18,795 I mean, you got married here, man. 410 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,338 It was beautiful. 411 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:22,465 We all threw rice on you in the driveway. 412 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,550 - But, uh, Sarah and I aren't together anymore. 413 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:25,718 That colors things. 414 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,345 - [groans] Yeah, we all saw that coming. 415 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,305 But it's not like you hate each other. 416 00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:30,681 Like, you're still in touch, right? 417 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:33,351 - Well, really just 'cause we're co-parenting a dog. 418 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:34,435 - Next! 419 00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:41,609 - So pretty much just a straightforward statue. 420 00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,027 - Mm-hmm. 421 00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:46,239 - Is there anything of note? 422 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,158 - The National Register for Historic Places 423 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,911 did call us and ask us to stop applying. 424 00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:54,288 That was big. 425 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,833 [recorder beeps] - Well, uh, thanks. 426 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,961 But I think you're right. There's nothing here. 427 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,463 - Sorry. It's a bummer. I thought-- 428 00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:04,757 Oh, did you go to Northwestern? 429 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,593 - Yeah, graduated in '08. - Grad school, 2010. 430 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,720 [chuckles] 431 00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,888 We were there at the... both: Same time. 432 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,390 - And then we said at... 433 00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,142 both: The same time at the same time. 434 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:15,643 [both laugh] 435 00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:19,355 - Ah, crazy world. [clears throat] 436 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:23,234 - Uh, well, I should probably go catch the next train. 437 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,653 I think there's one in... 438 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,321 four hours. 439 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:29,657 Okay, I did not plan this well. - Oof. 440 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:30,950 - Okay. 441 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,703 Thanks for the... 442 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:35,079 Thanks. - Yeah. 443 00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:38,458 [both chuckle] 444 00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:42,211 - Um, the train station is 445 00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:45,548 more of a bathroom for homeless drifters. 446 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,967 Um... 447 00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:51,179 want to get a drink? 448 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,347 - [groans] - Well... 449 00:16:53,389 --> 00:16:56,100 sending this little guy home. 450 00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:57,477 Isn't that ironic? 451 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:58,728 - Well, I'm not sure I agree 452 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:00,480 that the center bar is that piece's home. 453 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,023 - But you get why it's ironic? - Nathan-- 454 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,566 - Because you're selling our family home? 455 00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:05,526 - If you love this house so much, why don't you buy it? 456 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,111 - Because I'd have to leave Rutherford Falls, 457 00:17:07,153 --> 00:17:09,864 where I'm the last remaining member of our entire family. 458 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:11,699 - All the better. 459 00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,950 I mean, come on, man. 460 00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,869 This town, the whole family thing-- 461 00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,288 don't you ever want to get some space from it all? 462 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,707 - Uh, no. - Why? 463 00:17:19,749 --> 00:17:22,168 And, I mean, what is so great about being a Rutherford? 464 00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:24,754 I'm one, and I can't for the life of me-- 465 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:26,506 - We founded a town. 466 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,008 We're the namesake of a huge multinational corporation. 467 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:32,470 We blazed thousands of trails through uncharted-- 468 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:34,555 - Right, but our family also did some other shit that sucks. 469 00:17:34,597 --> 00:17:36,641 Okay? But you never mention that. 470 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,726 - What are you even talking about? 471 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,728 - Okay. I mean... 472 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:43,272 You want to know what the "Rutherfords" are really doing? 473 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:45,483 Well, Ken's at home making brandy 474 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:48,569 so he doesn't get his fifth DUI-ee. 475 00:17:48,611 --> 00:17:52,198 Jake's in Nepal because they don't allow extradition at all. 476 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,866 Greg's leaving Teresa for the babysitter 477 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:55,868 and Kate's "wellness business" is a Ponzi scheme. 478 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,329 I didn't have rhymes for those, but you get it. 479 00:17:58,371 --> 00:18:00,373 - Yeah, I'm not saying we're perfect, Duz, 480 00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:02,125 but we're pretty close. 481 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:05,545 - I just--I want you to move on from all this bullshit. 482 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,422 - Our history is not bullshit. 483 00:18:07,463 --> 00:18:09,590 - I want more for you, Nathan. 484 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,926 I mean, you could do such great things with your life. 485 00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,845 - Well, I just demolished you in backgammon, 486 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,722 so that's a pretty cool thing I did with my life. 487 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:20,226 And this Triple B is officially over. 488 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,979 This was not a good one. 489 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,940 [solemn music] 490 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:27,191 * * 491 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,026 - Maggie's. - Ew! 492 00:18:29,068 --> 00:18:30,445 Maggie's. Oh, my gosh. 493 00:18:30,486 --> 00:18:33,156 I completely blocked that shitty bar out of my memory. 494 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,782 The women's bathroom there was 495 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:37,201 a straight-up human-rights violation. 496 00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:40,455 - Yeah, I know because I had to clean it 497 00:18:40,496 --> 00:18:42,582 when I worked there as a barback. 498 00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,459 - No! Ugh, you're gross now. 499 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,586 I now find you gross. - Agreed, yeah. 500 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,421 Hey, if we were there at the same time, 501 00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,298 we might've, like, seen each other. 502 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,217 - Mm. - Or just been like, "Hey." 503 00:18:53,259 --> 00:18:54,552 - Is that how you talked back then? 504 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:56,054 - Oh, no, I was doing you. 505 00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:57,388 - Ah, nice. - That was you. 506 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,098 Because if you were drinking at Maggie's, 507 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,642 you know, chances are you're probably pretty angsty. 508 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:04,937 - No. I mean, I did smoke cloves. 509 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:07,482 And I had this Neutral Milk Hotel T-shirt 510 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,025 that had a huge hole under the arm-- 511 00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:10,359 You know what? Fair shot. 512 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,111 I was maybe angsty. 513 00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:14,322 - You would not have liked me-- 514 00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,657 an idealist studying journalism, 515 00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:18,326 capital J. 516 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,328 I had this vision of how my career was gonna go, 517 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,247 which, uh, has very much not panned out. 518 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:24,916 - I got a master's in museum studies, 519 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:28,127 and you'd think I would be working at a museum, 520 00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:29,420 not a casino. 521 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:30,671 - You run a cultural center. 522 00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:33,341 Isn't that, like, pretty close to a museum? 523 00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,343 - You don't know what a cultural center is. 524 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:38,805 - No idea. - [laughs] 525 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,515 - Why don't you show me? 526 00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,849 - The cultural center? - Yeah! 527 00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,309 Take me there, right now. 528 00:19:43,351 --> 00:19:45,019 It's an amazing idea. And I still have... 529 00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:46,187 nine minutes. 530 00:19:46,229 --> 00:19:47,522 Shit. 531 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:50,483 Ah, that's the last train. 532 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,735 - Wow, you are, like, obsessed with this train. 533 00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:54,862 - My mode of transportation home, 534 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:56,072 yeah, I--yes. 535 00:19:56,114 --> 00:19:57,865 - [mockingly] I want to ride the choo-choo. 536 00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,867 - Wow, okay, so you're just openly bullying me now? 537 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:02,912 - [laughs] - Well, it's working. 538 00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,372 Tell you what-- 539 00:20:04,414 --> 00:20:06,416 I will skip the train 540 00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:10,336 if you take me to the cultural center. 541 00:20:10,378 --> 00:20:11,671 - All aboard. 542 00:20:11,713 --> 00:20:13,297 - I don't have a train thing. - Uh-huh. 543 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,091 - I don't. - I believe you. 544 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:18,094 [solemn music] 545 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,304 * * 546 00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:23,307 - [humming] 547 00:20:23,349 --> 00:20:30,440 * * 548 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:44,036 - Uh, this is a wedding basket. - Okay. 549 00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:45,705 - When a couple gets married, 550 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:48,541 each family fills it up with gifts. 551 00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,585 It used to be squash and tobacco. 552 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,629 Now it's, like, iPads and Chipotle gift cards. 553 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:54,547 - Oh. 554 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,591 - The couple swaps 555 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,926 and delivers them to the other's family. 556 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:02,305 - You're, like, way better at this than the other museum. 557 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,806 - Well... [both laugh] 558 00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:07,643 - I think I would want a Nintendo Switch in mine. 559 00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:08,936 - Ooh, nerd alert. - Yeah--whoops. 560 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:12,565 I meant something more grown-up like a Roth Ira. 561 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,358 Is it IRA or Ira? 562 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,236 - It's not Ira. - It's not? 563 00:21:17,278 --> 00:21:18,696 - Well... 564 00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:23,326 I had this really beautiful abalone necklace in mine. 565 00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,161 - Oh. You were married? 566 00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:27,997 - Oh, no I-- it fell apart. 567 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:30,249 I chose a different route... 568 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,543 specifically I-90 West. [chuckles] 569 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,587 This is actually the basket that I was supposed 570 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,672 to deliver to the groom's family. 571 00:21:36,714 --> 00:21:39,300 - You were a runaway bride, 572 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,094 like that movie "Runaway Bride." 573 00:21:41,135 --> 00:21:43,054 Wow. - Long time ago. 574 00:21:43,096 --> 00:21:44,472 I'm very over it. 575 00:21:44,514 --> 00:21:48,017 So let's, uh, move on. 576 00:21:48,059 --> 00:21:51,771 - You know, maybe there's a-a story in this place. 577 00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:54,315 - The cultural center? - Yeah, sure. 578 00:21:54,357 --> 00:21:55,733 I mean, think about it. 579 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:57,819 Wedged in the middle of a casino, 580 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:01,823 the site of the most base human instincts... 581 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:05,076 Reagan Wells carves out a space 582 00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:07,453 to honor her culture. 583 00:22:09,414 --> 00:22:11,332 It's incredibly inspiring. 584 00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:14,335 [soft music] 585 00:22:14,377 --> 00:22:21,217 * * 586 00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:23,594 Sort of like a... 587 00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:25,805 cultural powder keg. 588 00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:29,308 - Okay, maybe less talking and more of the other thing. 589 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:33,438 * * 590 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:48,244 - Man. 591 00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:50,455 This is a pretty amazing dining room. 592 00:22:50,496 --> 00:22:53,374 They don't make them like this anymore, right? 593 00:22:53,416 --> 00:22:55,376 Yeah. That's good wood. 594 00:22:55,418 --> 00:22:57,295 - Uh, listen, Nathan, I'm-- 595 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,838 I'm really sorry about yesterday. 596 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:02,133 I just--I want you to have your own life. 597 00:23:02,175 --> 00:23:03,468 - I know, Duz. I get it. 598 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,303 And... [chuckles] 599 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,971 I just think I have my own life. 600 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:08,765 It's not like I've never thought about life 601 00:23:08,806 --> 00:23:12,518 outside of Rutherford Falls and what that might look like. 602 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,813 Look, I promise that I will consider 603 00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:17,565 the very remote possibility 604 00:23:17,607 --> 00:23:20,234 of selling my museum and buying this house, 605 00:23:20,276 --> 00:23:22,278 if you promise 606 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,948 to watch the very persuasive video that I just emailed you. 607 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:28,951 - Well, that's a deal. Come here, brother. 608 00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:33,456 [dramatic music] 609 00:23:33,498 --> 00:23:36,959 * * 610 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:39,212 - Hey, Big B. It's Little B. 611 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,672 You know, I think the reason I love this house so much 612 00:23:41,714 --> 00:23:43,091 is just because you and I have 613 00:23:43,132 --> 00:23:45,176 so many incredible memories here. 614 00:23:45,218 --> 00:23:47,136 With that in mind, I want to send you 615 00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:49,055 on one last treasure hunt. 616 00:23:49,097 --> 00:23:50,598 Step one, go to the spot 617 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,559 where we found that mouse's feet and tail and no body. 618 00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:55,228 Yuck. 619 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:59,065 Now walk down the stairs where I fell and broke my nose 620 00:23:59,107 --> 00:24:01,025 and you calmed me down by telling me 621 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:03,569 you'd collect all the blood and put it back in my body. 622 00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:06,114 - [chuckles] - Liar. 623 00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:09,158 And now take three steps forward 624 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,743 and turn to the right. 625 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,662 I just want you to know 626 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:15,998 that I want what's best for you, too, Duz. 627 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,502 And if you think selling this house the right thing to do-- 628 00:24:19,544 --> 00:24:23,548 even though it's been in our family for hundreds of years-- 629 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,049 then I support you, 630 00:24:25,091 --> 00:24:27,969 because you're my brother and I love you, 631 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:31,139 even if you're a fart face. 632 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:35,935 * * 633 00:24:35,977 --> 00:24:39,188 [switch clicks, model train chugging] 634 00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:44,652 - Nathan Rutherford? - Yeah. 635 00:24:44,694 --> 00:24:46,779 Hey, um, sorry, we're not open yet. 636 00:24:46,821 --> 00:24:48,156 - You've been served. 637 00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:51,117 [folk music] 638 00:24:51,159 --> 00:24:53,953 * * 639 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:57,206 - Two hot coffees. What's going on there? 640 00:24:57,248 --> 00:24:58,708 - Oh, nothing. 641 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:01,294 * * 642 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:03,671 Here you go. - Mm. 643 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:05,882 Mm, it's not bad. 644 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,301 It's no Coffee Lab, but-- - Oh, God, nothing is. 645 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:11,345 [chuckles] Uh, sorry, not sorry you came all this way 646 00:25:11,387 --> 00:25:13,431 and didn't get your story. 647 00:25:13,473 --> 00:25:16,476 - Yeah, me too. Sorry, not sorry. 648 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:18,770 - Yeah. [chuckles] 649 00:25:18,811 --> 00:25:22,565 - You know, the ride's not that long to the city. 650 00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:24,192 Just sort of putting that out there, 651 00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,985 kind of like a public-service announcement. 652 00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:27,904 - That's good information to know 653 00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:30,448 in case one would want to-- - Reagan. 654 00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:32,158 Have you seen this? - Oh, hey. 655 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,620 - I'm being sued by the Minishonka Nation! 656 00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:37,497 [scoffs] They're using the Big Larry contract 657 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,290 as evidence against me. 658 00:25:39,332 --> 00:25:41,250 How does that even-- - Okay, let's just hold on. 659 00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:44,754 - How do you--Wow! Oh, shots have been fired. 660 00:25:44,796 --> 00:25:47,256 Yeah, I'm ready for war here. This is-- 661 00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:50,093 I mean, if you--Hi, I'm sorry. I'm Nathan Rutherford. 662 00:25:50,134 --> 00:25:53,012 - Uh, Josh. I'm actually a reporter. 663 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:55,681 - Well, Josh the reporter, hope you like big stories 664 00:25:55,723 --> 00:25:58,101 'cause you just landed on a frickin'... 665 00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,435 - Powder keg? 666 00:25:59,477 --> 00:26:01,979 - Yes. A powder keg! 667 00:26:02,021 --> 00:26:03,356 I like this guy. 668 00:26:03,398 --> 00:26:04,690 Why are you wearing 669 00:26:04,732 --> 00:26:07,110 my Great Aunt Ida's birthday shirt? 670 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,794 [person speaking native language]