1 00:00:07,884 --> 00:00:10,845 [light music] 2 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:17,769 * * 3 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:20,313 - Good morrow, my Minishonka counterpart. 4 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,149 - Nathan, wow. Really leaning into it. 5 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,650 - Yeah, well, I figure what better way 6 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:27,111 to judge a history fair than to be living history? 7 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:29,572 - Did you steal the cloak from an exhibit? 8 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:32,158 It's a little bit cry-for-help-y. 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,451 - Yeah. Well, hey. 10 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:35,536 With this lawsuit, I want to remind the town 11 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,955 how important Big Larry is. 12 00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:40,792 And besides that, these kids spent months on their projects. 13 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:43,294 I just wanna show 'em history can be cool. 14 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,046 Right? - Totally. 15 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:48,216 We are cool and so is history. 16 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,759 Just one concern. 17 00:00:49,801 --> 00:00:52,512 We are going to P.F. Chang's directly after, 18 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,972 so I'm slightly worried that you're gonna get orange chicken 19 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,808 all over the antique clothing. 20 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,351 - I'm not an idiot. 21 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,978 I packed Allister Rutherford's eating gown to change into. 22 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:01,979 - All right. - Yeah. 23 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,481 - Great. - Almost forgot. 24 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:06,192 - Ooh, doo, doo. Wait, what are we doing? 25 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:09,404 - Got this for you. - Why? 26 00:01:09,445 --> 00:01:12,824 - This is my great-great- grandmother's favorite gown. 27 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,159 She was actually strangled to death in this thing. 28 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:16,244 - Mm, no. - You know what? 29 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,121 - Let's forget it, yeah. - Yeah. 30 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,164 - You look great. - Thank you. 31 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:23,126 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:30,299 * * 33 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,156 [funky hip-hop music] 34 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,324 * * 35 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:58,202 [indistinct chatter] 36 00:01:58,244 --> 00:02:01,789 * * 37 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:05,293 - It smells like hot glue, paint, and unbridled ambition. 38 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,171 We got ourselves a goddamn history fair. 39 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,505 - Mm-hmm. - Did you guys see 40 00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:11,174 that awesome Susan B. Anthony? 41 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,092 She had the sash and everything. 42 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,385 - [chuckles] 43 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:15,803 Well, takes a little more than a sash, 44 00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:17,388 there, Frank. Good to see you. 45 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:18,806 Glad to have you on board this year. 46 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,892 - I must say--I'm used to arguing in front of a judge; 47 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,685 not having to be one. 48 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:24,437 - [chuckles] - I'm a little nervous. 49 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:25,897 - Well, the stakes are high. - Yeah. 50 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,190 - But don't stress yourself out. 51 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:28,983 Reagan and I are old hands at this. 52 00:02:29,025 --> 00:02:30,777 Been doing this a long time, 53 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,737 so, uh, you can leave the heavy lifting to us. 54 00:02:32,779 --> 00:02:34,447 - Yeah, we're always on the same page. 55 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:37,075 So just consider yourself a fun little add-on, 56 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,409 like an extra toe. 57 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:40,244 - Oh, my God. How did you know? 58 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,413 - Oh. Ew. - I-- 59 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:43,998 * * 60 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,917 - What is it exactly? 61 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,252 - It's Pompei covered in ash after the volcanic eruption. 62 00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:49,879 The city's underneath the box. 63 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,422 I melted some Lego people and houses 64 00:02:51,464 --> 00:02:53,508 in a pot on my stove. 65 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,094 They're all dead. 66 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,638 - Very...inventive. 67 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,057 Good luck. [laughs] 68 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:02,934 Get this kid on some kind of watch list. 69 00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:05,353 - Mm-hmm. 70 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:06,604 - Terry. 71 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,564 Good to see you, as always. 72 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,483 - Mayor Chisenhall, hello. 73 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,443 Just doing my duty as a History Night sponsor. 74 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:13,778 * * 75 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:16,989 - I trust that whatever disagreements we have 76 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,825 because of your actions, 77 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,577 we can still deliver a cordial evening for the kids. 78 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,204 - The kids come first today. - Mm. 79 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:24,622 - Any issues we have will 80 00:03:24,664 --> 00:03:26,707 play themselves out through the courts. 81 00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:29,293 Although, anyone can see they're mostly your fault. 82 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:30,878 - Okay. 83 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:33,965 Well, I'm going to give a speech, 84 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,717 and after that, I'll thank the sponsors 85 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,968 and allow you to say a few words. 86 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,679 - You'll allow me? - Well, I'm the mayor. 87 00:03:39,721 --> 00:03:42,473 - Well, my casino employs many of your constituents. 88 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:44,934 So it's kind of like we're co-mayors. 89 00:03:44,976 --> 00:03:46,644 - [laughs] 90 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:48,312 It's not like that even a little bit. 91 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:49,897 If you'll excuse me. 92 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:54,318 - Whoa. What is the deal with you two? 93 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,820 - I don't wanna talk about it. 94 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:58,614 - A swing and a miss on Theodore Roosevelt. 95 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,491 - Big time, man. Lazy. 96 00:04:00,533 --> 00:04:01,826 Uh, I think the clear winner 97 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:04,203 of the freshman and sophomore division is... 98 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,580 - Story of Benjamin Franklin 99 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,790 as told through the point of view of electricity. 100 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:09,709 - I mean, I was impressed. 101 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:10,793 They kinda went there. 102 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,420 - Kid's got charisma. - Mm-hmm. 103 00:04:12,462 --> 00:04:15,006 - If it's not my three favorite judges. 104 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:16,257 Reagan, love the dress. 105 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,217 Frank, you been working out? 106 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:19,761 - Bobbie, we can't be seen with you 107 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,304 before we judge all the entries. 108 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,598 It's unethical. - Totally get it. 109 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:26,642 In fact, ethics is a big part of my short film. 110 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,312 It's called "God #BlesstheUSA." 111 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,355 It's really a love letter to America. 112 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,732 As a child of immigrants-- 113 00:04:32,774 --> 00:04:34,192 - Bobbie. - Get out. 114 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,778 - [scoffs] - All right. 115 00:04:36,819 --> 00:04:39,072 So electricity kid's gonna get that blue ribbon. 116 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,865 And let's go judge the upperclassmen. 117 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:42,075 - Oh, my gosh. 118 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:43,993 We're gonna make it to P.F. Chang's by 7:00! 119 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,411 - Ooh, never been. 120 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,996 More of a PB&J guy. 121 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:49,624 Ethnic food makes me play the old butt trumpet. 122 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,125 - Good to know. - Gross. 123 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,543 - Hi. - Ah, jeez! 124 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,545 - You guys going to P.F. Chang's? 125 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:56,172 I took my dog there for his birthday. 126 00:04:56,214 --> 00:04:57,382 They made him wait outside, 127 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:58,716 but I had the best time by myself. 128 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,385 - Nice. - That's odd. 129 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:01,719 - Should we make it a double date? 130 00:05:01,761 --> 00:05:03,012 Nathan and I can get our own table 131 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:05,390 so that you two lovebirds can have some privacy. 132 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:07,058 - Ew, no. - Yeah. 133 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,143 She never... - Really? I feel chemistry. 134 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:10,520 - Here's the thing. 135 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,313 This is, like, kind of a tradition that we have. 136 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,899 - So you're sick of it, and you wanna go with someone new? 137 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:16,567 [laughs] 138 00:05:16,609 --> 00:05:18,361 Ha! Kidding. 139 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:19,987 Unless that's what you were gonna... 140 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,948 - No, no. I--no. 141 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,117 - I know, right? 142 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,952 [laughing] 143 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,203 See you later. 144 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:30,123 [uncomfortable laughter] 145 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,378 - Good afternoon, everybody. 146 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,297 [applause] 147 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,841 Before I announce the winners 148 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:42,135 of the freshmen and sophomore division, 149 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,388 I wanna say a few words about this town's history, 150 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:47,181 which I know a little bit about 151 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:50,476 as the first Black mayor of Rutherford Falls. 152 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,103 [applause] 153 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:55,857 Now I wanna thank all the generous sponsors 154 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,859 who made this night possible 155 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:02,113 who we unfortunately don't have time to hear from. 156 00:06:02,155 --> 00:06:03,865 Now every day, 157 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,950 I strive to make sure 158 00:06:05,992 --> 00:06:08,619 that everyone in this town-- 159 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:11,664 uh, Terry Thomas, everyone. 160 00:06:11,706 --> 00:06:12,957 [applause] 161 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,209 The CEO of the Running Thunder Casino, 162 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,045 who has his own microphone? 163 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,588 - Many apologies. 164 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:22,008 I was hoping to do a quick Minishonka land acknowledgment. 165 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:24,218 [applause] 166 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,054 I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge 167 00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:29,515 that we are currently standing on Minishonka land. 168 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,684 - Beautiful. Okay. 169 00:06:31,726 --> 00:06:35,855 - [speaking Mohawk] 170 00:06:35,897 --> 00:06:38,566 ...Mayor Deirdre Chisenhall... [speaking Mohawk] 171 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:42,070 [speaking Mohawk] Chisenhall. 172 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:47,533 [speaking Mohawk] 173 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,869 ...unfortunate genocide. 174 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:55,500 [speaking Mohawk] ...Mayor Deirdre... 175 00:06:55,541 --> 00:07:01,381 [speaking Mohawk] 176 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,758 ...so frigid. 177 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,552 [speaking Mohawk] ...Mayor Deirdre... 178 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:11,766 [speaking Mohawk] 179 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:15,103 ...unemployment. 180 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:19,023 [speaking Mohawk] 181 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:21,609 - Thank you. crowd: Io. 182 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,237 - Io. 183 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:27,990 - Okay, let's look at the upperclassmen. 184 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:30,368 - The history of Rutherford Falls 185 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:32,412 is the history of America. 186 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:35,623 And the history of America is the story of us. 187 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:37,542 - Wait. That doesn't make any sense. 188 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,127 Those are just words. 189 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,129 - We are one heart under God 190 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,715 beating red, white, and blue. 191 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,258 And let us never forget 192 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:48,010 that tragic day in 2001. 193 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,762 - Wow--okay. That's a lot. 194 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,348 - So God bless our active military, 195 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:55,059 defenders of truth and liberty. 196 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,936 Thank you, public school teachers 197 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,897 and single moms, who are the real heroes. 198 00:07:59,939 --> 00:08:03,234 - I can barely move under the weight of these platitudes. 199 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:04,444 - [scoffs] 200 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,028 These kids treat this like an assignment, 201 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,531 but for us, it was a way to express ourselves. 202 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,032 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 203 00:08:10,074 --> 00:08:12,577 - [whispers] Yes. 204 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:13,953 [upbeat music] 205 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:15,538 - What the hell, Terry? 206 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:17,790 You said my name five times. 207 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,876 And I distinctly heard you say "genocide." 208 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,878 - America has a troubled past. 209 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,671 I think it's important to acknowledge that. 210 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:25,965 - Hm. We agreed to be civil. 211 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:26,966 - I'm not the one with the history 212 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,217 of breaking promises. 213 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:29,469 - [gasps] Fine. 214 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:30,511 - Fine. - Great. 215 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,055 - So great. 216 00:08:32,096 --> 00:08:34,390 - Okay. What happened with these two? 217 00:08:34,432 --> 00:08:35,683 I know you know. 218 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,977 - I signed an NDA, and I can't tell you. 219 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:42,065 But I will say if you're getting warm or cold. 220 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:42,982 - Ooh. 221 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,275 Is it a savings and loan thing? 222 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:45,359 They had an affair? 223 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,778 They have a love child? 224 00:08:46,819 --> 00:08:48,696 - Cold. 225 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,825 [patriotic music] 226 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,411 - What is a nation 227 00:08:55,453 --> 00:08:59,832 when you are the faceless and ignored? 228 00:08:59,874 --> 00:09:01,542 What is sovereignty 229 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:05,088 when the president is treated like a king? 230 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:08,216 How can you protect your image 231 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:11,552 when it's always under attack? 232 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:14,472 Identity repurposed for entertainment. 233 00:09:14,514 --> 00:09:16,349 - This is good, right? 234 00:09:16,391 --> 00:09:19,268 Like really good. 235 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:24,190 - Yeah. 236 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:25,358 - Yes. 237 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,529 History is often written by the winners. 238 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,072 But if you listen, 239 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:35,535 you can hear the heartbeat of a still-great nation, 240 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:38,663 one that will rise again. 241 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,748 [eagle cries] 242 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,625 - This is why we do this. 243 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,752 This is how you show people 244 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:47,255 that history affects our daily lives. 245 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:51,050 - The Minishonka may be faceless, 246 00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:53,177 but they are no longer voiceless. 247 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:55,304 - Hi. I'm Spencer Vanderslice, 248 00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:57,557 and I hope you've enjoyed my film. 249 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,058 One love. 250 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,227 - Wait. That kid made this film? 251 00:10:01,269 --> 00:10:03,563 - And he did all the narration. 252 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,189 - [sighs] 253 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:10,862 - Okay, next entry is from Taylor Hawkins. 254 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,613 - A wise woman once said, 255 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,490 "There is a special place in hell 256 00:10:14,532 --> 00:10:17,410 for women who don't support other women." 257 00:10:17,452 --> 00:10:21,497 And that woman was Taylor Swift. 258 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,791 I present to you my project: 259 00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:28,046 The Fierce and the Furious. 260 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:30,590 All the greatest feminist icons 261 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,259 showing off their strength and power. 262 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:36,596 And I dare you not to support me. 263 00:10:38,389 --> 00:10:40,725 - Uh--I do support you. 264 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,852 I love it. 265 00:10:42,894 --> 00:10:44,395 I think this is also in the running. 266 00:10:44,437 --> 00:10:48,274 It's--it's a strong contender. 267 00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,027 - But you liked the movie. 268 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:52,195 I saw it make you cry. 269 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,781 - Yeah, but is Spencer the right face 270 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,991 to represent the faceless Minishonka? 271 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,451 I mean, seeing him, it just-- 272 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,078 it makes me rethink what I watched. 273 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:02,080 - She makes a good point. 274 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:03,289 You made a good point. 275 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,541 So good points. 276 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,793 - [whispers] Thanks, Frank. 277 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,211 Food for thought. 278 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,631 We can't just arbitrarily disqualify a movie 279 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,341 just because you found out who made it. 280 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,426 - But it colors my enjoyment. 281 00:11:15,468 --> 00:11:17,470 Knowing that the film was made by some white kid, 282 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:19,305 albeit a seemingly woke one, 283 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:21,140 I just gotta question his intent 284 00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:22,642 in making art about my people. 285 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,601 That's all. 286 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:24,811 - And if a Minishonka kid made it? 287 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,729 - Standing ovation. Give 'em all the Oscars. 288 00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:27,772 - Okay. 289 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,315 But you love "Dances with Wolves," 290 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:31,359 and that was directed by the exceedingly white 291 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:32,527 Kevin Costner. 292 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,153 - It's all we had at the time. 293 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,905 I wish that more Minishonka people 294 00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:39,117 were positioned to make movies about us, but-- 295 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:42,453 just Spencer doing it--it feels like a knife twist is all. 296 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:43,830 - Okay. Yeah. 297 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,706 Well, I think we should at least talk to him. 298 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,250 Find out why he made the movie. 299 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,584 - That's fair. 300 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,753 Let's bring in Spencer. 301 00:11:50,795 --> 00:11:53,381 - As a white man, I feel conflicted 302 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:56,384 about how my ancestors colonized this land 303 00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:59,929 and made its Indigenous people faceless. 304 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:01,431 It's, uh, super messed up. 305 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,015 - No argument there. 306 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,684 I'm with you so far. 307 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,894 - Can't we just wrap this up? It's so obvious. 308 00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:08,521 - It's like with the Rutherfords. 309 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:12,191 We have this huge, dumb statue honoring them. 310 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,985 I mean, are you kidding me? 311 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,278 No offense. 312 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:16,362 - I'm sorry. Why would we be kidding you? 313 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,655 - It's just that it makes no sense 314 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:20,158 to have a statue of some white guy, 315 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,202 instead of one honoring the Minishonka. 316 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,620 Why are they faceless? 317 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,539 - I think you should stay on topic. 318 00:12:26,581 --> 00:12:27,915 - Uh, not a bad question, though. 319 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,292 - Know what? 320 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,461 I say let's take down that bullshit statue 321 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,422 and change this town's name to Minishonka Falls, 322 00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,132 or, you know, like, whatever it was called before. 323 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:37,300 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 324 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,801 It's called Rutherford Falls. Okay? 325 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,803 That's the name of the town that we're in. 326 00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:42,555 And Big Larry represents our history 327 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:45,433 and our heritage, and he means a lot to a lot of people. 328 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:47,435 - To which people, though? Hmm? 329 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,937 To which...people? 330 00:12:49,979 --> 00:12:51,439 - That's a great question. 331 00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:53,399 - No, it isn't, Frank. - You know what? 332 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,776 You're not a Spencer. 333 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,944 You're an adorable, white ally. 334 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:58,321 [gasps] 335 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,697 You're a Mark Ruffalo. 336 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:00,990 - No. 337 00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,909 [laughs] No, you're not. 338 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:03,785 - [laughs] Yeah. 339 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,411 - That's a pretty big honor... 340 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:06,412 - Yeah. - To be Ruffalo-ed. 341 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,790 And I think maybe we hold back 342 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,250 on just bestowing that willy-nilly 343 00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:12,627 on any little asshole. - [scoffs] 344 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:16,089 - I just--no offense, Spooner-- Spencer--sorry. 345 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,758 You aren't...well-educated, 346 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,386 and that is all of our faults. 347 00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:22,970 Uh, thank you, Spencer. 348 00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:25,098 I think we've heard enough. You can go. 349 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,140 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 350 00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:28,559 - Thank you, Spencer. 351 00:13:28,601 --> 00:13:30,103 [sighs] - [grunts] 352 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,562 - Okay, Nathan. Hey. 353 00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:35,066 I think it was such a good idea to bring him in here. 354 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:38,236 I definitely feel good about giving him my vote now. 355 00:13:39,070 --> 00:13:42,990 - Well, I'm voting for Taylor's cool "Fast and Furious" thing. 356 00:13:43,032 --> 00:13:45,034 - What? 357 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,995 [upbeat music] 358 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:50,415 - [clears throat] 359 00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,125 We've reviewed your calendars, 360 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,085 and there's 45 events this year 361 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:55,962 that you've both RSVP'd for. 362 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,589 - So we think it's best you make peace tonight. 363 00:13:58,631 --> 00:13:59,966 Now I don't know the details, 364 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,718 but clearly, there was some kind of betrayal-- 365 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,010 - There were two betrayals: 366 00:14:03,052 --> 00:14:04,637 one in the kitchen and one in the jacuzzi. 367 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:05,972 - I offered to pay to fix it. 368 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,473 - Plumber said that what your brother did 369 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,559 in my jacuzzi was the most horrific thing... 370 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,643 - [scoffs] - He'd ever seen, 371 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,353 and he served in Afghanistan. 372 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,938 - Oh. This is a housing issue. 373 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,398 both: Airbnb. 374 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,609 - I rented a casita from Terry for my brother's visit, 375 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:21,237 and there was some damage to the property. 376 00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:22,905 - He threw up in the skimmer, 377 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:26,159 then used every kitchen tea towel to "clean" it. 378 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,120 - And when I tried to address the problem directly, 379 00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:32,123 this teacher's pet insisted we go through the website. 380 00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:34,125 - Do you have any idea what it feels like 381 00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:36,544 to lose Superhost status? 382 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:37,670 It's humiliating. 383 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,255 - I have no idea what it feels like 384 00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:41,049 to own an investment property. 385 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,759 I'm just a small-town mayor. 386 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,135 And as-- - And as the first Black mayor 387 00:14:44,177 --> 00:14:45,595 in Rutherford falls--is that what you were gonna say? 388 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,472 - You just can't see a world 389 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:48,806 in which you could've overreacted. 390 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,099 You're stubborn. 391 00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:52,018 - You're completely unable to listen to reason. 392 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,352 - [gasps] Oh. 393 00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,188 So I'm being a Black woman now. 394 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,355 - That's not what I said. 395 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:57,899 - Even if you're still mad at me, 396 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,817 it's no reason to undermine me at every turn. 397 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,528 Besides slanderous Minishonka land acknowledgements, 398 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,197 what other tricks do you plan to pull? 399 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,699 - Whoa, so now I'm the "tricky, shifty Indian"? 400 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:08,159 - I didn't even know that was a thing. 401 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:09,869 - Oh. It's a thing. 402 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,746 - What is taking them so long? 403 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,710 [pencil tapping] 404 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:19,295 - Spencer disrespected my ancestors. 405 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:22,090 - Yeah, but for once, a movie didn't disrespect mine. 406 00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,717 And I'm willing to overlook the cultural appropriation. 407 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,344 - Well, I'm not willing to overlook 408 00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,720 his obvious allegiance to Hitler. 409 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,098 - There was no allegiance to Hitler. 410 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,599 And speaking of Hitler, 411 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:35,061 you seem to be fine overlooking Mel Gibson's allegiance 412 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:37,188 every year when you watch "Braveheart" on your birthday. 413 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,606 - That movie is a celebration of freedom. 414 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:40,191 It's bigger than any one man. 415 00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:41,401 - [sighs] 416 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:42,527 - Besides, you watch "Annie Hall," 417 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:43,653 like, all the time. - [clears throat] 418 00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,364 I get one problematic movie, okay? 419 00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,157 And I only rent it from the library, 420 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:49,742 so no money exchanges hands. 421 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,036 It's the perfect crime. I'm clean, baby. 422 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,913 - Whatever you have to tell yourself. 423 00:15:53,955 --> 00:15:55,915 - Oh. - You know what the problem is? 424 00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:58,042 We're just so hungry, we can't even think straight. 425 00:15:58,084 --> 00:15:59,210 - Yes! Ugh. 426 00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:01,546 We've been at this for an hour. - [sighs] 427 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:04,590 I think we both know what we have to do. 428 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:07,844 Three pork dumplings, two chicken dumplings, 429 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:09,887 crab wontons, a Mongolian beef, 430 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:12,724 two salt and pepper prawns, two orange chickens, 431 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:16,144 a house fried rice, and six honey walnut shrimp. 432 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,311 - And before you ask, 433 00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:19,689 we do want that much honey walnut shrimp. 434 00:16:19,731 --> 00:16:21,899 - Uh, yeah. - Ah, nothing to worry about. 435 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:23,443 This is a judgment-free zone here. 436 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:24,610 - Thank you. 437 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,988 - I have nut and shellfish allergies. 438 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,867 Are either of those in the honey walnut shrimp? 439 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:31,951 - Yes. 440 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:38,875 - Nathan! 441 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,626 - I just heard from Reagan. 442 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,503 She and Nathan couldn't decide on a winner. 443 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,213 They're asking for an additional hour 444 00:16:44,255 --> 00:16:45,548 of deliberation. 445 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,550 - It's a high school history competition. 446 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:48,634 - Nathan left? 447 00:16:48,676 --> 00:16:50,386 I mean, they all left? 448 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:51,637 - I need to get out of here. 449 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,056 Text those ding-dongs. 450 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:54,807 Tell them we'll announce the winner tomorrow. 451 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:56,601 There's no point in trying to salvage this night. 452 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,686 - I feel you, Deirdre. 453 00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:00,354 Men, the worst, right? 454 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,647 Can't live with 'em 455 00:17:01,689 --> 00:17:03,066 'cause none of 'em will move in with you. 456 00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,609 [laughs] Right? 457 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,444 - Please do not see me as a confidant. 458 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:07,904 - Okay. 459 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:10,907 - Okay. 460 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,867 With Spencer-- think of it this way-- 461 00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:15,161 what if the director of "Home Alone" 462 00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,996 also had a private island 463 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:19,165 where he hunted and murdered kittens for sport? 464 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:20,291 - Makes sense. 465 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,585 "Home Alone" is a very violent movie. 466 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,003 It's rated R, I think. 467 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,963 - But did Spencer murder kittens? 468 00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:28,424 I feel like he just said something that you didn't like. 469 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,717 And if that's the case, 470 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,636 then goodbye every episode of "Seinfeld" 471 00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:32,678 with Kramer in it. 472 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,597 Bobbie? - Yes. 473 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:36,391 I'm here to defend my work like Spencer. 474 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,267 - Ugh. Fine. 475 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:39,227 Whatever. Go ahead. 476 00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:40,269 - Okay. 477 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,522 First point of defense of my film: 478 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,774 Taylor's painting is trash. 479 00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,359 - How did you get that? 480 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:47,693 - I stole it. Let it go. 481 00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:50,363 We have bigger problems. Look closely. 482 00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:52,657 Three of these feminist icons 483 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,159 are slight different versions of Ariana Grande. 484 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,162 - Whoa. How did I miss the ponytails? 485 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:01,457 - Why are there three more Grandes than Sotomayors? 486 00:18:01,499 --> 00:18:03,543 - Yeah. That's not a good ratio. 487 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,628 Although, while Ariana Grande 488 00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,171 may not have been a suffragette, 489 00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:10,425 she definitely suffered at the hands of "TMZ." 490 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,176 - No. - Yeah, no. 491 00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:14,220 That didn't sound good coming out. 492 00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:16,764 Damn it, Taylor. 493 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:19,976 - Who okayed that P.F. Chang's dinner break anyway? 494 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,395 - Okay. I'm sorry. 495 00:18:22,437 --> 00:18:23,813 - [sighs] 496 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:25,773 It's all on you, Deirdre. 497 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,693 Once again. 498 00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:31,237 Hey, Terry. 499 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:33,531 I just wanna say 500 00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:36,826 my brother's a hurricane of bad choices and unemployment. 501 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:38,119 I haven't spoken to Brian 502 00:18:38,161 --> 00:18:40,747 since he sold my dog to buy a mini-fridge. 503 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,957 - Every family has a Brian. 504 00:18:42,999 --> 00:18:45,126 Mine's named Charlotte. 505 00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,670 [laughs] 506 00:18:47,712 --> 00:18:50,381 Well, good night. 507 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:53,509 - Oh--would you also like to let your guard down 508 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,553 and express some vulnerability? 509 00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:56,971 - Not really. 510 00:18:57,013 --> 00:18:58,639 I don't do the backing down thing. 511 00:18:58,681 --> 00:19:00,808 If I back down, there's a whole community 512 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,351 leaning on me that falls to the ground. 513 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:03,394 - I understand. 514 00:19:03,436 --> 00:19:05,063 As the town's first Black mayor-- 515 00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:06,814 - You gotta stop saying that. 516 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,608 I mean, I'm the first Native American to win 517 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,860 the squash tournament at the Adirondack Country Club, 518 00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:12,028 but you don't hear me bragging about it. 519 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:14,113 - Uh, yes, you do. All the time. 520 00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,324 - You had a custom trophy case installed 521 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:17,366 at the casino entrance. 522 00:19:17,408 --> 00:19:18,910 - Well, it was a historic victory. 523 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,287 - Uh... [scoffs] 524 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:22,789 - [sighs] 525 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,874 And I suppose if I were the first Native mayor-- 526 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,292 - You'd be insufferable. 527 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,211 I know I say it a lot. 528 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,671 But it's because I'm the first dang Black woman mayor 529 00:19:30,713 --> 00:19:32,799 in the history of this town. 530 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,966 Do you know how hard I work, 531 00:19:34,008 --> 00:19:37,136 how perfect I have to be? 532 00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:40,723 I don't have the luxury of mediocrity. 533 00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,809 - I think I have an idea of what that's like. 534 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,645 - I have aspirations beyond this town. 535 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,897 State rep, governor maybe? 536 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,899 Call me crazy, 537 00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:51,901 but I sense a kindred spirit in you. 538 00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:54,404 And I don't mean spirit in, like, a native way. 539 00:19:54,445 --> 00:19:57,907 Point is, we shouldn't be working against each other. 540 00:19:57,949 --> 00:19:59,742 - Understood. 541 00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:02,286 People like us... 542 00:20:02,328 --> 00:20:03,246 should stick together. 543 00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:04,622 - [laughs] 544 00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:08,042 - Good night. - Good night. 545 00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:13,089 - I'm glad that worked out. 546 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,133 - I still don't trust him. 547 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,968 Call Adirondack Country Club 548 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,887 and set up a squash game for me and Terry, please. 549 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:22,056 * * 550 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,058 - Well, Taylor was a bust. 551 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,936 I guess that means Spencer wins. 552 00:20:26,978 --> 00:20:28,187 - Oh, I'm glad you brought up Spencer 553 00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:30,189 because I did a deep dive on his Twitter. 554 00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:33,693 And here he is in dreads speaking in full Patois. 555 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:34,944 - Ya, man. 556 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,571 Wit' your boy band displays 557 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,030 on the ice skot-- 558 00:20:38,072 --> 00:20:39,824 - Whoa. - Oh, no. 559 00:20:39,866 --> 00:20:41,743 - And you judged my family. 560 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,703 Glass houses, little Spence. 561 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:44,912 - Oh, my. - Awful. 562 00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,038 - Ugh, gosh, no. Turn it off. 563 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,123 Turn it off, turn it off. I can't. 564 00:20:47,165 --> 00:20:48,875 - You guys must vote for my film 565 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,460 because unlike the other two, 566 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,879 it says nothing and offends literally no one. 567 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,547 - Oh, please. What are we gonna do? 568 00:20:54,589 --> 00:20:56,257 We never had a voting issue like this before. 569 00:20:56,299 --> 00:20:58,718 - I don't know. - Okay. 570 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,178 I'm about to close out. 571 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,929 Is there anything else you need tonight? 572 00:21:01,971 --> 00:21:04,974 [curious music] 573 00:21:05,016 --> 00:21:06,225 - Yeah, you've gotta go 574 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,727 with the "Fast and Furious" painting. 575 00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:09,604 - Oh! - Well... 576 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:10,980 - So then what's the line? 577 00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:12,523 That guy is canceled, 578 00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:14,734 and the other guy is, like, okay to play? 579 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,152 - Hey, I get it. 580 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,737 My sister still listens to "Ignition: Remix." 581 00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,197 - Ew. - R. Kelly? 582 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,990 - Mm-hmm. Hey, I tried to tell her. 583 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,992 But then she said, "They're all bad." 584 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:24,952 Google John Lennon. 585 00:21:24,994 --> 00:21:27,330 - Oh, hold up. - Google. Go ahead. 586 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:28,372 - [groans] 587 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:29,415 - Ah! - Yeah. 588 00:21:29,457 --> 00:21:30,958 - No! 589 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,460 - I gotta admit something to you guys. 590 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:34,087 I still love "Thriller." 591 00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,213 I can't help it. - What? 592 00:21:35,254 --> 00:21:36,464 - It's a good record. - Aw, no. 593 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,716 What did Michael Jackson do? 594 00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:39,884 - Frank, go home. 595 00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:41,844 - Okay. 596 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:45,431 - Okay, but then how far do you go? 597 00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:47,350 Like, Bill Cosby--bad. 598 00:21:47,392 --> 00:21:49,936 But is "A Different World" off the table, 599 00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,729 or "Fat Albert?" I mean... 600 00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:53,272 - I hear you. 601 00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:56,818 If rappers can say the N word, why can't I? 602 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,111 all: What? - No. 603 00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,320 - Seriously? - What? No. 604 00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:00,655 - Why would you want to? - Dude, no. 605 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,782 You cannot. - Absolutely not. 606 00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:04,033 - I thought this was a safe space. 607 00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:05,618 - Not that safe, Bob. 608 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,079 - Okay, I get what everyone's saying, and I agree, 609 00:22:08,121 --> 00:22:09,997 but, like-- [sighs] 610 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,874 What does all this say about us? 611 00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,376 That if someone's talented enough, 612 00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:15,378 we give them free reign to be monsters? 613 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,046 I mean... 614 00:22:17,088 --> 00:22:18,631 - It's just too thorny. 615 00:22:18,673 --> 00:22:20,299 - Mm-hmm. - You know? 616 00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:21,759 I think we know what we have to do. 617 00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:23,344 - Yep. 618 00:22:23,386 --> 00:22:25,471 - And the winner of this year's Rutherford Falls 619 00:22:25,513 --> 00:22:28,307 History Fair grand prize is Bobbie Yang. 620 00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:29,267 [applause] 621 00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:30,810 Bobbie, your film was pandering, 622 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:33,271 subpar, and utterly bland. 623 00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,440 Congratulations. - Thank you. 624 00:22:35,481 --> 00:22:37,817 That is exactly what I was going for. 625 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,485 [laughs] - [sighs] 626 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:42,405 This is like when "Green Book" won at the Oscars. 627 00:22:42,447 --> 00:22:43,448 - Mm. 628 00:22:43,489 --> 00:22:44,615 - Wouldn't a "Green Book" comparison 629 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:45,825 be better placed on Spencer 630 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,285 since "Green Book" was a problematic movie 631 00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:48,995 about racism made by white people? 632 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:50,246 - Mm. - Yeah. 633 00:22:50,288 --> 00:22:51,581 You're totally right. Jesus. 634 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,166 We can't even agree on what "Green Book" meant? 635 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:55,668 This country's a mess. 636 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,962 You wanna go kill the leftover Chang's at my place? 637 00:22:58,004 --> 00:22:59,922 - Yes. - Thank you. 638 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:02,925 [light music] 639 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:06,763 * * 640 00:23:06,804 --> 00:23:07,930 - Hi. 641 00:23:07,972 --> 00:23:11,017 [upbeat music] 642 00:23:11,059 --> 00:23:18,066 * *