1 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:10,011 - Everyone thinks Big Larry's in the wrong place. 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:11,262 He's not. 3 00:00:11,304 --> 00:00:12,722 The road is. 4 00:00:12,764 --> 00:00:15,475 Therefore, the town shall construct a traffic tunnel 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,186 running underneath the statue, 6 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:20,313 like so. 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,316 [quizzical music] 8 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:30,490 * * 9 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:36,662 - Yeah, no. 10 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,707 - Give me one good reason this isn't totally awesome. 11 00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,209 - Everyone agrees that we should just 12 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,543 move the statue, Nathan. 13 00:00:42,585 --> 00:00:44,212 And don't you have bigger things to worry about 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,296 right now? 15 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:47,298 - Man, you Chisenhalls just love 16 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,133 sticking it to the Rutherfords, don't you? 17 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,301 All right, tell you what. 18 00:00:50,343 --> 00:00:52,178 We'll regroup, and we'll be back 19 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,638 next Tuesday at our regular session. 20 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,223 - Does noon still work for you? 21 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,475 - No! We don't have a regular session. 22 00:00:57,517 --> 00:00:59,268 You two birdbrains just show up every week 23 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,895 unannounced on my lunch break. 24 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:02,313 - Look, this took me 16 hours to build, 25 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:03,648 so just maybe play with it. 26 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:05,358 The cars are really fun. It might grow on you. 27 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,193 - Bye, Nathan. - Okay. 28 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:10,113 [upbeat music] 29 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:17,286 * * 30 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:40,143 [light acoustic music] 31 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,936 * * 32 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:43,438 - Josh, hi. 33 00:01:43,479 --> 00:01:44,772 What are you doing--hi. 34 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:47,191 - Hi. I was just talking to some locals 35 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,777 and getting some casino ambience 36 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:50,862 for my podcast. 37 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:51,988 - Oh. 38 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,574 - Also, I just wanted to see you again. 39 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,160 So I got you an oat milk latte 40 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,536 - Wow. 41 00:01:58,578 --> 00:01:59,787 You remembered that I'm lactose intolerant. 42 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:00,955 Thank you. 43 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,874 Also, you don't have to do that thing 44 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,250 that guys do where they're like, 45 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,210 checking up on you after sex 46 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:07,879 because they feel obligated. 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,965 - Um, I'm not doing that. - Oh. 48 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:13,134 - Also, I don't think anyone's ever done that? 49 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,844 - Really? - Excuse me, sir. 50 00:02:14,886 --> 00:02:16,387 Is this sad lady bothering you? - What? 51 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:18,431 - Are you lost? Looking for the men's room? 52 00:02:18,473 --> 00:02:19,640 Is that why you're talking to her? 53 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,975 - You don't have to lower yourself this way. 54 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,435 I'll take you from here. 55 00:02:22,477 --> 00:02:24,562 - Okay, enough. Josh, this is Wayne and Sally. 56 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,147 They are terrible. - Nice to meet you? 57 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,982 - Well, that's some way to talk to the only two people 58 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:29,108 that ever visit this dump. 59 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,276 - It's not a dump. 60 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,444 - Yeah, it's more of an empty void. 61 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,529 - Mm, the only Minishonka artifacts in here 62 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:36,282 are that basket and those bangs. 63 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,909 - [laughs] 64 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,786 - Okay, well what are you guys doing to help? 65 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,871 I tried to meet with Sally's aunt 66 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:43,706 and you gave me the phone number to the Pentagon. 67 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:45,458 - Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 68 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,794 - It's super easy to drag me-- I get it-- 69 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:50,713 but seriously, what are you two doing for our people? 70 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,635 - No, you're right. 71 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,720 It's super easy to drag you. 72 00:02:57,762 --> 00:02:59,347 - It's a big part of the appeal. 73 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:00,598 Plus, we quit smoking, and... 74 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,809 together: Gotta have something. 75 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,270 - I think the bangs work. 76 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,856 - Thank you. Aw. - Yeah. 77 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,943 - What is the move to sway Deirdre? 78 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,569 - We hack her phone and blackmail her 79 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:14,737 with whatever dirt we find. 80 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:16,864 - Bobbie, love your passion, 81 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:19,033 but you can't always go to blackmail. 82 00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:20,368 All right? 83 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,453 It scares me how often you draw from that well. 84 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:24,622 - I'm a product of the times. 85 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:27,375 - Hey, Kaitlyn. 86 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:28,835 To what do we owe this delight? 87 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,087 - Terry Thomas just named our company 88 00:03:31,129 --> 00:03:32,964 in a lawsuit brought by the Minishonka Nation. 89 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,425 - Wow. So he's really poking the bear? 90 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,969 He's gonna regret not taking that popcorn. 91 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,262 - You offered him... 92 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:40,805 Never mind. I don't want to know. 93 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:43,975 Nathan, listen. Your name is all over this lawsuit. 94 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,644 His lawyer cited you as an employee of the company. 95 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:48,187 - Well, yeah, I mean, I'm on the board. 96 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,897 - As a ceremonial gesture. 97 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,983 Sort of like how we have the town's image 98 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:54,235 on all of our products, but no one who works here 99 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,528 has ever been there. 100 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:58,489 - Well, I work there, and I've been here a lot. 101 00:03:58,531 --> 00:03:59,824 - Okay, do you have any idea 102 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,200 how much other crap I'm dealing with? 103 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:03,411 The Cuyahoga River is glowing from factory runoff. 104 00:04:03,453 --> 00:04:05,121 I mean, it's Cleveland, so nobody cares. 105 00:04:06,581 --> 00:04:07,665 I never said that. 106 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:09,709 - Hi, Kaitlyn. Bobbie Yang here. 107 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:13,046 Um, bioluminescence is actually a natural phenomenon, 108 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,630 maybe you could blame it on that? 109 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:15,965 - Hm, that's pretty good. 110 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:18,342 Okay, we're sending legal counsel 111 00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:20,178 from the firm Quinn & Hall. 112 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:23,014 Nathan, I need you to do exactly what they say 113 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:24,515 and nothing else. 114 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,809 - I hear you loud and clear, my fearless-- 115 00:04:26,851 --> 00:04:29,854 and, huh, signal dropped or something. 116 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:31,355 All right, you heard Kaitlyn. 117 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,816 We have mere hours to turn the museum into a war room. 118 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:35,151 Write this down. 119 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:38,029 All right, gonna need four dozen bagels, 120 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:40,573 two pints of cream cheese, low-fat--these are city people. 121 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:41,866 - Any chive? 122 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:43,910 - Eh... I'm freezing on that one. 123 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,036 Come back to me on that. - Okay. 124 00:04:45,078 --> 00:04:46,579 - Oh, some brownies? - Brownies. 125 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,498 - Can you make brownies? But--but, like, blondies. 126 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,916 - Blondies, okay. After that? 127 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,292 - Okay, uh, I feel like we're gonna need toothpicks. 128 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,752 I don't know why. - Toothpicks. 129 00:04:52,794 --> 00:04:55,046 - And get a sleeve of Solo Cups, just in case. 130 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:57,382 - Sleeve of Solo Cups. I can hang a welcome banner. 131 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,467 Bobbie, if raises existed 132 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:01,219 in the world of unpaid internships, 133 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:02,595 that would be a double bump. 134 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,930 - That means the world to me. 135 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,723 - Well, you mean the world to me. Come on. 136 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:09,310 [uplifting music] 137 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,520 - And I hate to say it, 138 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,355 but Wayne and Sally were right. 139 00:05:12,397 --> 00:05:13,898 I do need more items. 140 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,900 And I should grow my bangs out. 141 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:17,777 - Mm. - But the most annoying part is 142 00:05:17,819 --> 00:05:20,238 is that they interrupted my flirty moment with Josh. 143 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,739 - You like him. 144 00:05:21,781 --> 00:05:23,783 - No. - Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. 145 00:05:23,825 --> 00:05:25,243 - He lives in Brooklyn, 146 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:26,869 and he'll most likely leave when his story is done, 147 00:05:26,911 --> 00:05:29,205 so it's dumb even considering. 148 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,540 - Don't do that. - What? 149 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,458 - The thing you just did. The Reagan that you do, 150 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,835 where you just, like, give up on a guy 151 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,378 before he even has a chance. 152 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,505 Let something happen. - Eh. 153 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:39,048 - Allow it to happen. 154 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:42,510 Seize the moment. This could be the moment. 155 00:05:42,552 --> 00:05:44,095 Hey, what's uh... 156 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:46,139 What's Terry doing? 157 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,432 - Looks like he's getting ready to peacock 158 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:49,559 in front of your lawyers. 159 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,893 They haven't deep cleaned the carpet 160 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:52,895 since David Lee Roth was supposed to come. 161 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:55,273 It ended up being David LeRoth, 162 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,649 French magician. 163 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,067 Saddest day of my mom's life. 164 00:05:58,109 --> 00:05:59,193 - One of the best nights of my life. 165 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:00,403 That show was incredible. 166 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,405 - Hey, I know that Terry is kind of a force, 167 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:05,241 and that you're probably a little bit worried about-- 168 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:06,534 - I'm not at all. What? 169 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:07,702 Terry is the one who should be worried. 170 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:09,036 My guys are, like, power brokers. 171 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,121 You kidding me? 172 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:12,957 Trust me. 'Sall good. 173 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:15,752 - Okay, we have regular, half-caf, decaf, 174 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,837 cereal, Go-Gurt, chive cream cheese, 175 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:19,422 but I'm worried we don't have enough bagels. 176 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:20,965 - Okay, well, let's see. 177 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:22,675 Kaitlyn said they're sending legal counsel. 178 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:23,843 You gotta figure that's about a baker's dozen. 179 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:25,261 Each lawyer could have their own Bobbie. 180 00:06:25,303 --> 00:06:28,222 We could be talking 25-30 people. Eh... 181 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,807 You know what? We're done. 182 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:30,933 You go to war with the bagels you have. 183 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:31,976 - Right. 184 00:06:32,018 --> 00:06:33,102 - Oh, did you remember the banner? 185 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,103 - Sure did. 186 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:36,981 - Wow, that's a good-looking banner. 187 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:38,691 - I left out the year so we could reuse it. 188 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:40,359 - Bobbie, that was smart. 189 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,028 [car approaching] 190 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:42,862 They're here. 191 00:06:42,904 --> 00:06:45,698 [electronic music] 192 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:49,535 * * 193 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,371 - * Common love isn't for us * 194 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,332 * We created something from none... * 195 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:55,708 - Uh... 196 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:56,918 * * 197 00:06:56,959 --> 00:07:00,505 - Wait, is there anyone else, or? 198 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,923 - They must have drove separately. 199 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,674 - Nathan Rutherford? 200 00:07:03,716 --> 00:07:05,343 - Uh, yeah, that's me. 201 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:07,428 - Blake Jensen, Quinn & Hall. 202 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:08,679 I'm here to change the sheets 203 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,556 on the bed that you shat. 204 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:18,481 - Definitely a little bit thrown 205 00:07:18,523 --> 00:07:20,525 that they only sent one guy. 206 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,734 But he seems like a killer, right? 207 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,778 - Yeah, and he's surface-of-the-sun hot. 208 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:25,613 - You think every guy is hot. 209 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:26,948 - I'm 16. Doesn't take much. 210 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,157 - Okay. [toilet flushes] 211 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,534 Ope. 212 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,287 He definitely did not wash his hands. 213 00:07:33,329 --> 00:07:35,498 - Let's talk strategy. 214 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,499 Saw your Founder's Day speech, 215 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:37,792 and I listened to that podcast. 216 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:39,293 - Thank you. - You sounded insane. 217 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,421 I was cracking up. At you, not with you. 218 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:42,672 Just to be clear. - Got it. 219 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:44,090 - This Terry guy seems pretty crushable. 220 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:46,217 I mean, anybody that runs a casino outside of Vegas 221 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:47,969 or Monte Carlo has to be an idiot, right? 222 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,262 - Oh, Terry is not an idiot. 223 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,346 Like, at all. 224 00:07:50,388 --> 00:07:51,556 - Well, I went to Harvard Law, 225 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:52,807 so I'm pretty sure I can handle whatever 226 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:54,517 tomahawks he throws at me. 227 00:07:54,559 --> 00:07:56,686 - Oh, not sure I would use that phrase, 228 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,271 or anything else racist, 229 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,772 but love the enthusiasm. 230 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,023 What can we do to help? 231 00:08:01,065 --> 00:08:02,734 - Right, here's what I'm gonna need from you. 232 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,111 Nothing. Do nothing, say nothing. 233 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:06,237 - Done, but uh-- 234 00:08:06,279 --> 00:08:07,321 - Come on, let's roll. 235 00:08:07,363 --> 00:08:08,990 - Do you want a bagel before we leave? 236 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,743 - If you got those around here, those are not really bagels. 237 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,538 - I hate that I love him. 238 00:08:15,580 --> 00:08:18,499 [hip-hop music] 239 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,128 * * 240 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:23,546 - What... 241 00:08:23,588 --> 00:08:25,840 in the name of Marie Kondo... 242 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:27,550 both: Surprise! 243 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:29,719 - I know I say this a lot, 244 00:08:29,761 --> 00:08:31,804 but what the hell is wrong with you two? 245 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:33,431 What happened to my cultural center? 246 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:36,059 - It's a Minishonka tsunami, baby. 247 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,561 You telling us that we don't do something 248 00:08:38,603 --> 00:08:40,021 really made us want to do it. 249 00:08:40,063 --> 00:08:42,190 - We made a Facebook post asking the tribe 250 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,649 to donate whatever they could spare 251 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,026 to showcase Minishonka pride. 252 00:08:45,068 --> 00:08:47,153 - Look, look. - Oh. 253 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:49,238 Show your Minishonka pride by helping someone 254 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:50,239 down and out. 255 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:52,116 Very nice. Makes me sound homeless. 256 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:55,244 Did you really need to bold the words "sad" and "lonely"? 257 00:08:55,286 --> 00:08:57,163 - Well, it worked, so. 258 00:08:57,205 --> 00:08:58,414 You're welcome. 259 00:08:58,456 --> 00:09:00,416 - You know, this actually-- this is gorgeous. 260 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:01,626 This is a good one. 261 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,921 This has no historic value. 262 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,881 - Man, you're always crying around about 263 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:08,883 having no items in this place. 264 00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:10,802 And now you're too bougie for these 265 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,720 humble artifacts. 266 00:09:12,762 --> 00:09:14,263 - Ungrateful. - Mm. 267 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:16,557 - Okay, you both know that 90% of this stuff 268 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:17,642 belongs in a landfill. 269 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,394 I mean-- 270 00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:20,895 A blender 271 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:22,855 and a VHS copy of "Young Guns II"? 272 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,857 - Wayne's Uncle Earl was in that movie. 273 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:27,777 - That's right. Him and Emilio got super tight. 274 00:09:27,819 --> 00:09:29,362 That's why my cousin's named Estevez. 275 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:30,321 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 276 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:32,156 - You know what? 277 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,658 Actually, I just got back on people's good side, 278 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:36,119 and now they're giving me gifts. 279 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,788 So I'm sure there's gems in here. 280 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:41,999 We just need to start by sorting the-- 281 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:44,711 Damn it. 282 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,714 [hip-hop music] 283 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:54,846 * * 284 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,147 Okay, Josh. 285 00:10:05,982 --> 00:10:07,817 - I'm just gonna say it... 286 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,944 I don't see a welcome banner. 287 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,530 - Nathan, Bobbie, good to see you. 288 00:10:12,572 --> 00:10:13,740 - Likewise. 289 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:14,866 - Council members and the rest of the board 290 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:16,159 are on their way up. 291 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,119 Where are the lawyers your company sent? 292 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:20,288 - He's, uh, using the facilities. 293 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,998 - They only sent one? - Yeah. 294 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:23,750 One-man wrecking crew. 295 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,251 - [sighs] 296 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,211 It's a surprisingly clean bathroom. 297 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:29,005 Blake Jensen, Quinn & Hall. - Hi. 298 00:10:29,047 --> 00:10:30,506 - Oh, let's skip the handshake 299 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:32,467 and we'll get straight down to brass tacks. 300 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,926 Shall we? 301 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,470 I'm gonna use a visual aid. 302 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,515 This represents Rutherford Inc.'s 303 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:42,101 $70 billion value, 304 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:44,353 - Whoa, he's "Big Short"-ing it. 305 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,022 I like it. - Me too. 306 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:47,732 - And this is our settlement offer. 307 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:49,358 It's $1/2 million for you to 308 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,526 drop this bullshit 309 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:52,195 and buy yourself some new slot machines. 310 00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:54,030 But you seem like a hungry guy. 311 00:10:54,072 --> 00:10:56,449 Maybe one's not enough, so I'll add another. 312 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:57,575 That's an even million. 313 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:59,660 Then you counter, you bluff your way up. 314 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:00,870 Let me just save us some time. 315 00:11:00,912 --> 00:11:03,122 You got yourself a fun pack. 316 00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:05,083 That's 3 million. Final offer. 317 00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:07,043 Man, we could go back and forth, but in the end, 318 00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:09,379 we both know that-- 319 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:12,382 [candy clatters] 320 00:11:15,593 --> 00:11:17,428 - 300 million. 321 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:18,513 I was thinking more like 322 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:21,432 300 million. Not 3. 323 00:11:21,474 --> 00:11:23,559 300. 324 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,061 - [clears throat] 325 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,979 Listen to me, Mr. Thomas-- 326 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,898 - No, you listen to me, Blake. 327 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,566 You went to Harvard Law School, didn't you? 328 00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:32,360 - Yes, I did. Class of 2018-- 329 00:11:32,402 --> 00:11:34,404 - There's a building called Jensen Hall. 330 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:35,863 You do a lot of studying 331 00:11:35,905 --> 00:11:37,240 at Jensen Hall, 332 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:38,783 Blake Jensen? 333 00:11:38,825 --> 00:11:40,034 - Well-- 334 00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,994 - And this law firm you work for. 335 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,579 Your dad's a partner there, right? 336 00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,373 - No. 337 00:11:45,415 --> 00:11:46,749 It's my uncle. 338 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,251 - Was that a good comeback? 339 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,836 - No, it wasn't. 340 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,255 - Thank you for bringing your candy expertise 341 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,632 to explain things to a simpleton like me, 342 00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,342 but I will not waste time 343 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,095 negotiating with someone whose legal experience 344 00:11:59,137 --> 00:12:02,849 consists of fighting his own DUI charges. 345 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,101 Let me get down to brass tacks. 346 00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:06,853 You're gonna take your nepotistic 347 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,439 first-year associate bullshit 348 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,023 back to Manhattan, 349 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:13,651 which is Lenape land filled with skyscrapers 350 00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:15,069 built by Mohawks, 351 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,571 and you're gonna tell the people at your firm 352 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,156 who actually matter 353 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,533 to be here by Friday at noon 354 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,786 or I will bring the wrath of God down so hard 355 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:27,081 that their tennis instructor's children will feel it. 356 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:29,876 Tell them I will come for their summer homes 357 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,295 and their accountants' Teslas. 358 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,798 I will make sure all your lives 359 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,302 are a complete and total disaster. 360 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,972 - You're... 361 00:12:45,683 --> 00:12:47,977 So mean! 362 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:50,980 [quirky music] 363 00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:58,362 * * 364 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,199 - Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. Go. 365 00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:09,665 - Mom, it's me. 366 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:12,168 It went horrible. It was my first big meeting, 367 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,628 and I just totally biffed it. 368 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,838 Can you call Uncle Percy for me, please? 369 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,174 - I appreciate masculine vulnerability, 370 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,218 but what a little bitch. 371 00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:24,889 - Thank you for helping me. 372 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:26,599 - No, I'm glad you called. 373 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:28,601 Turns out recording casino sounds all day 374 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:30,520 leads to severe depression. 375 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,313 - [laughs] Well, 376 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:34,565 so does going through people's junk. 377 00:13:34,607 --> 00:13:37,777 [sighs] 378 00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:40,071 An exhibit worthy of the Met. 379 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,032 - So what are you gonna tell people 380 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:44,367 whose stuff we threw away? 381 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,828 - Um, that I'm putting it into the "archives." 382 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,329 Which is the name of the dumpster 383 00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:49,664 that we're throwing it into, 384 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,207 so technically not a lie. 385 00:13:51,249 --> 00:13:53,167 - Mm. Okay... - Yeah. 386 00:13:53,209 --> 00:13:54,961 - Hey, Reagan. - Hey. 387 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,546 - Maya, Terry's daughter. 388 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,964 - Yeah! Hi. I don't think 389 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,215 you're supposed to be in the casino. 390 00:13:59,257 --> 00:14:00,299 - My mom is outside waiting for me. 391 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:01,300 - Oh. 392 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:02,552 - Um, I just, I saw that post, 393 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,680 and I wanted to donate some of my beadwork. 394 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:08,099 But maybe you already have enough stuff? 395 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:10,226 - No, these are amazing. 396 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:12,395 Are you sure you want to give them away? 397 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,731 I will take them and you did promise. 398 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:15,773 - Totally. 399 00:14:15,815 --> 00:14:17,316 I know they're just emojis, 400 00:14:17,358 --> 00:14:20,194 but I was looking at old beadwork to get ideas and stuff 401 00:14:20,236 --> 00:14:22,530 and it would be cool if one day a Minishonka girl 402 00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:24,323 could look at these and get inspired. 403 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,491 You know? 404 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,368 - Yes, I do know. 405 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,037 Thank you. - Of course. 406 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:31,914 Bye. - Bye. 407 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:35,084 [emotional music] 408 00:14:36,169 --> 00:14:39,088 I mean, this is what I was hoping for: 409 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:40,631 items with meaning. 410 00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,675 - Sure, yeah, uh, but... 411 00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:44,802 If you didn't talk to her, 412 00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,637 you might not have gotten that meaning, right? 413 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,557 So maybe some of this has that too? 414 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,934 - Well, I mean, do we really need to know the backstory 415 00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,102 of the can opener? 416 00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,062 - Okay, not everything. 417 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:55,396 But, look. 418 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:57,774 My boss told me that there's no story here, 419 00:14:57,815 --> 00:14:59,567 and I came anyway, 420 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:03,196 and while it's not exactly what I was expecting, 421 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,823 there is something here. 422 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:09,035 So maybe if you let go 423 00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:11,329 of what you were hoping to find, 424 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:15,666 you might be able to see what you've really got. 425 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,127 - The podcasting voice is very manipulative. 426 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,128 - Yeah, it really helps when I'm 427 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,463 disputing credit card charges. 428 00:15:20,505 --> 00:15:21,881 - [laughs] 429 00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,841 Okay, fine. 430 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,761 Let's ask some people about their very random stuff. 431 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,137 - Yes! 432 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,972 Why am I so excited about this? 433 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:31,182 - I don't know. 434 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:34,060 [soft music] 435 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,728 * * 436 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:36,771 - Thanks, Jess. 437 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,232 - Mm-hmm. That was so cool. 438 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,192 You saying no to all that money. 439 00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:43,277 - Yeah, well, we need to talk to the real lawyers. 440 00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:45,655 The ones who come in black SUVs wearing Gucci loafers 441 00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:46,864 and tailored suits. 442 00:15:46,906 --> 00:15:49,784 Six men. Maybe one woman, probably for show. 443 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,911 Until they get here, I'm not negotiating. 444 00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:54,247 - Well, that was so badass. 445 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,498 I mean, when people hear 446 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,334 that you turned down $3 million... 447 00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,170 imagine how pissed off they'd be. 448 00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:04,841 - Which is why it's of utmost importance 449 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:06,384 that we tell no one about this. 450 00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:08,177 - Of course. [laughs] 451 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,263 I just mean that if they were to find out, 452 00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,682 then they'd be super pissed. 453 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,352 - You can go. I'll clean these up. 454 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:19,188 - Okay. 455 00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:29,115 - Uh, Rutherford Inc. isn't, um, 456 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,450 returning my calls. 457 00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:31,409 It's, uh... 458 00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:33,661 They're obviously on top of it. 459 00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:34,996 They're gonna crush it. 460 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,873 I guess it's just getting unclear 461 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:39,667 where I fit into the crushing 462 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:40,960 process. 463 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,795 And... 464 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:44,797 so I need somebody really solid 465 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,549 and trustworthy in my corner. 466 00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,426 - [screams] 467 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:50,553 - You okay? 468 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,013 - I am not. 469 00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:54,640 That burned. Hard. - Ahh. 470 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:56,267 - You just can't win with these things. 471 00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:58,019 Eat them too soon, you burn your tongue. 472 00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,645 Wait too long, and it's as cold 473 00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,855 as a witch's tit. 474 00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:02,023 - Yeah. 475 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:04,192 - So I charge a flat fee of $600. 476 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,860 That's for everything, 477 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:07,028 from this meeting 478 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,237 to the judge's ruling. 479 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:09,864 Doesn't matter how long it takes. 480 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,533 - How is that a sustainable business model? 481 00:17:12,575 --> 00:17:13,785 - I'm just excited for the work. 482 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:15,787 I've only got one other client right now. 483 00:17:15,828 --> 00:17:18,331 Lydia Patterson. 484 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,832 She's suing the city for not moving that statue 485 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:20,917 everyone's crashing into. 486 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,502 - Well, if you're representing Lydia, 487 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,545 don't you have to recuse yourself from my case? 488 00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,382 - Hm. 489 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,094 Yeah, hang on one sec here. 490 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:33,846 Recuse. 491 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,182 "To excuse one's self from a case 492 00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:37,975 "because of a potential conflict of interest 493 00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:39,394 or a lack of impartiality." 494 00:17:39,435 --> 00:17:41,145 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. 495 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:44,774 Impartiality. 496 00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:49,237 "Equal treatment of all rivals or disputants. 497 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,655 Fairness." 498 00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,574 That cleared up nothing for me. 499 00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:54,617 - Mm. 500 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,452 [hip-hop music] 501 00:17:56,494 --> 00:17:57,453 - Thank you both for coming. 502 00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:58,538 I really appreciate the help. 503 00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,081 - We're here for Josh, not you. 504 00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:01,416 - Yeah, we like him. 505 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,084 Even though he has terrible taste in women. 506 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,460 - Cool, thanks. 507 00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:05,962 Um, why don't you tell me about the snow globe? 508 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:09,340 - Tommy Wilson once hitchhiked all the way down to Miami. 509 00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:10,800 Only time he ever left the res. 510 00:18:10,842 --> 00:18:12,802 - He thought snow in Florida was so funny, 511 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,137 so he brought this back. 512 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,597 - Oh, and he brought "The Macarena" to our people 513 00:18:16,639 --> 00:18:18,933 six months before it got big. 514 00:18:18,975 --> 00:18:20,476 - That was him? 515 00:18:21,936 --> 00:18:24,105 - My mother used to make ribbon dresses, 516 00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,440 but she passed away a few years ago. 517 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:26,733 I never learned how, 518 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:28,317 but I know she would want someone 519 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,486 in the tribe to get them. 520 00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,321 - When I saw that post, I had to donate 521 00:18:32,363 --> 00:18:33,656 my granny's celebrity rock collection. 522 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:37,744 She's got everyone in here, from Marilyn Monroe 523 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,454 to Zendaya, or Daya. 524 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,706 - Thank you so much. Yeah, this is interesting. 525 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:43,416 But actually, the cultural center is intended 526 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,876 for Minishonka items. 527 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,045 - Oh, both my grandparents always told me I was part, 528 00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:49,505 and I got the proof right here. 529 00:18:49,547 --> 00:18:50,882 - Oh. 530 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:52,383 - Are you really going to tell me these little baby 531 00:18:52,425 --> 00:18:55,053 jazz apples I got under my eyes aren't 100% Minishonka? 532 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:58,890 - Okay, thank you so much for coming in today, Ms. Fish. 533 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,600 - See you later, sister. 534 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,394 - Archives? - Yes, please. 535 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,355 - After she got divorced, Mavis McClaire started 536 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:08,232 this sad candle company. 537 00:19:08,274 --> 00:19:09,650 - Beware Mal-Mer? 538 00:19:09,692 --> 00:19:10,902 - It's just this made-up story. 539 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:13,404 Basically like a monster that eats your poop. 540 00:19:13,446 --> 00:19:15,364 We tell it to little kids so they don't take so long 541 00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:16,616 shitting in the woods. 542 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,659 - Is that a big problem around here? 543 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,036 - Not anymore. 544 00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:23,456 - I was a featured extra on this movie. 545 00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:26,834 Got real close with Emilio. 546 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,920 He gave me the nicest compliment. 547 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,964 He said I was doing a lot in my scenes. 548 00:19:32,006 --> 00:19:33,549 - Oh, wow. 549 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:35,426 - A week later I went on a date with a girl. 550 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,553 I told her I knew Emilio. 551 00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:41,182 30 years, 4 kids, 2 dogs, and a snake later, 552 00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,017 we're still together. 553 00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:44,560 - That is beautiful. 554 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,521 - And can you believe that she's still 555 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,314 dynamite in the sack. 556 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,525 - Oh, that's... 557 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,527 Why don't you tell me about the blender? 558 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:56,114 - Oh, my sister Corissa took it to Standing Rock 559 00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:57,532 to protest the pipeline. 560 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:59,617 - Mm. - They ground beans for coffee, 561 00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:01,828 blended tomatoes for soup, 562 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,163 mixed smoothies for Shailene Woodley. 563 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:07,875 Then it broke. January 24, 2017, 564 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,586 when pipeline construction was allowed to begin. 565 00:20:10,628 --> 00:20:11,754 - What are the chances 566 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,214 that they would break on the same day? 567 00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:14,799 - Pretty good, actually. 568 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:19,262 Corissa was pissed, and she smashed it against a yurt post. 569 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:22,348 Still, that blender saw everything. 570 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,892 - Mm. - Where is that thing, anyway? 571 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,103 - What's so special about a blender? 572 00:20:27,145 --> 00:20:28,438 - We just... 573 00:20:28,479 --> 00:20:30,356 Shailene protests the... 574 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:31,733 pipeline smoothie... 575 00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:34,110 It's a whole-- - I found it! 576 00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:37,697 - Yes! Yes, that's it, that's it, yes. 577 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:39,741 Thank you. 578 00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:46,414 - Do you smell that? 579 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,750 - Yes, I do. It's disgusting. 580 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,334 - Yep. I really want to kiss you, 581 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:52,128 but we are waist-deep in garbage right now. 582 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:53,421 - Let's take a shower, 583 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:55,048 and then later, that. 584 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,257 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 585 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,426 - Well, yeah, I just feel really out of the loop 586 00:20:58,468 --> 00:20:59,761 on this whole lawsuit thing. 587 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:01,262 I mean, I've tried Kaitlyn four times. 588 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:02,680 No response. 589 00:21:02,722 --> 00:21:04,098 Should I call her again? 590 00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:05,808 - No, don't do that. 591 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,436 [exhales] Just take a minute to decompress 592 00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:09,812 and think clearly about your next-- 593 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:10,813 no, not there. 594 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,440 The offices are closed anyways, 595 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:13,816 so there's not really much you can do. 596 00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:14,859 Ah, that's good. 597 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:15,943 No, not you, 598 00:21:15,985 --> 00:21:16,819 but also maybe you-- 599 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,154 I don't know, I can't remember 600 00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:19,197 what I just said. 601 00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:20,448 I'm sorry, I'm just... 602 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:21,741 I'm trying to put up this exhibit-- 603 00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,701 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Do your thing. 604 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:25,244 I'll talk to you later. - Okay. 605 00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:26,496 - Bye. 606 00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:29,665 [exhales] 607 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,460 Oh, uh, sorry. Excuse me. 608 00:21:32,502 --> 00:21:33,795 There's supposed to be a pickle. 609 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,838 The burgers always come with a pickle. 610 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,632 - Oh, yeah, sorry, we're all out. 611 00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,467 - Mm, that doesn't work for me at all. 612 00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:40,802 Yeah, gotta have a pickle. 613 00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:42,470 Burgers needs a pickle, right? 614 00:21:42,512 --> 00:21:43,638 It's like a gin and tonic. 615 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,556 You can't have one without the other. 616 00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:48,184 Oh, man, sorry. Ah. 617 00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:49,644 Just had a long day, and I-- 618 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,270 That guy has a pickle! 619 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,772 What the hell, man? 620 00:21:52,814 --> 00:21:55,316 Is it too much to ask for some respect and some pickles? 621 00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:56,567 - Sir, do I have to ask you to leave? 622 00:21:56,609 --> 00:21:58,778 - What? - Alex, 623 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,321 get a pickle from Kelly's blizzard stash 624 00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:01,322 in the back of the pantry. 625 00:22:01,364 --> 00:22:02,782 - Wha-- - Now. 626 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:06,702 - Fine. 627 00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:11,457 - Thank you. 628 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,751 - I worked here in high school. 629 00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,545 - Oh. 630 00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:17,547 - I have to say, 631 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,341 you impressed me in our meeting earlier today. 632 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:24,637 You really held it together while I eviscerated Blake. 633 00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,764 - Well, your conference room looked lovely. 634 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:28,474 The peonies were a classy touch. 635 00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:29,600 Were they fresh? 636 00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:34,021 - Fake, but silk. - Hm. 637 00:22:34,063 --> 00:22:35,148 Yeah, sure. 638 00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,693 - Can't believe they only sent one lawyer. 639 00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:40,153 - It's literally insane. 640 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,612 He was, like, 14 years old. 641 00:22:41,654 --> 00:22:43,322 - Yeah, well, they all start to look young 642 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:44,782 the older we get. 643 00:22:47,076 --> 00:22:48,953 - Look, Terry, for what it's worth, 644 00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,164 I told him not to underestimate you. 645 00:22:56,252 --> 00:22:57,587 Thank you. 646 00:22:58,421 --> 00:23:00,214 - Well, enjoy your meal. 647 00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,758 And, uh, 648 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:03,551 all this other stuff, 649 00:23:03,593 --> 00:23:05,887 it'll work itself out. 650 00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:06,971 Okay? 651 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,694 [door opens] 652 00:23:21,736 --> 00:23:23,821 - No black SUVs yet. 653 00:23:26,282 --> 00:23:29,494 - We still have 22 minutes. 654 00:23:29,535 --> 00:23:32,455 [funky music] 655 00:23:32,497 --> 00:23:38,878 * * 656 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,630 - History favors the big events, 657 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,298 but it's the little moments in our lives 658 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,716 that make us who we are. 659 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,718 Each of these items tells a story 660 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,637 of the tribal member who donated it, 661 00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:50,390 and each is a source of pride in our nation. 662 00:23:50,431 --> 00:23:51,849 Thank you so much for coming. 663 00:23:51,891 --> 00:23:54,852 - So these beaded emojis "Indigenize" 664 00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:57,772 popular culture, offering an important commentary on the way 665 00:23:57,814 --> 00:24:00,775 that Native artists are treated like second-class-- 666 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:03,903 Oh, my God. Am I Columbusing and mansplaining 667 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:05,321 at the same time? 668 00:24:05,363 --> 00:24:07,782 - When Sally and I first started this cultural center, 669 00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:11,994 it was just an empty room under poor management. 670 00:24:12,036 --> 00:24:12,912 - One clay pot. 671 00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:15,623 - That's right. One clay pot. 672 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:19,794 - Hey, you guys made it. - Yeah, of course. 673 00:24:19,836 --> 00:24:22,088 We're not gonna miss the big reopening. 674 00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:23,548 Congratulations. 675 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,091 - Thank you. Oh, for me? 676 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,634 - I wanted to get you dry hair shampoo, 677 00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,344 but Nathan said you'd like this more. 678 00:24:28,386 --> 00:24:29,679 - [laughs] Well, yeah. 679 00:24:29,721 --> 00:24:30,638 - Beautiful exhibit. 680 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,265 - Thank you. 681 00:24:32,849 --> 00:24:34,642 I know that we started getting these for each other 682 00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:36,602 as a joke, but please never stop. 683 00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:38,521 - Oh, I'm not gonna. They're amazing. 684 00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:39,605 - Uh-huh. 685 00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:41,023 - It's also a bit of an apology 686 00:24:41,065 --> 00:24:43,401 for just not showing up to help when you called. 687 00:24:43,443 --> 00:24:44,986 - Hey, it's okay. 688 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,613 I know that you've been dealing with all that legal stuff, 689 00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:49,323 and plus, I have Josh. 690 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:51,033 - He is so great, by the way. 691 00:24:51,075 --> 00:24:53,202 I'm really happy for you. - Thanks. 692 00:24:53,244 --> 00:24:54,787 - And next time you're putting an exhibit together, 693 00:24:54,829 --> 00:24:57,331 I will be helping so-- 694 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:58,791 [phones ringing and buzzing] 695 00:24:58,833 --> 00:25:01,127 - What's going on? - I don't know. 696 00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:08,009 [helicopter whirring] 697 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:22,148 both: Here we go. 698 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:27,195 [funky music] 699 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:34,202 * *