1 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:13,097 - Gotta say, those economy seats feel a lot bigger 2 00:00:13,139 --> 00:00:14,348 when someone else is paying for them. 3 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:16,601 [chuckles] What? 4 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,102 Okay, I know you're used to it, 5 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,437 but I'm freaking pumped. 6 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,022 If I would have known that there were travel perks, 7 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,399 I would have joined the dark side a long time ago. 8 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:26,194 - Please, stop calling your own people the dark side, 9 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,612 and remember, the goal of attending 10 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:30,323 this gaming conference is to represent the casino. 11 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,616 - Mm-hmm, totally. 12 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,242 Do you think that this suitcase is big enough 13 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:35,536 for all of the free swag? 14 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:37,622 [scoffs] Terry, relax. 15 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:41,584 I am the poster child for professionalism, okay? 16 00:00:41,626 --> 00:00:44,212 Oh, my God, is that for us? 17 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,255 - Ah, act like you've been in a car before. 18 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,965 - Okay. 19 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,008 Do we tip you? 20 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,218 Do we tip him? 21 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,221 [upbeat music] 22 00:00:53,262 --> 00:01:00,353 * * 23 00:01:20,331 --> 00:01:21,874 - Why is it so dark in here? 24 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,501 - Because I'm hungover. 25 00:01:23,543 --> 00:01:25,086 What do you want, Chisenhall? 26 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,671 - I have a multi-step plan 27 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:29,674 that can save the town's land and yours. 28 00:01:29,716 --> 00:01:31,801 Step one begins when the town council 29 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,512 meets this week to discuss Big Larry. 30 00:01:34,554 --> 00:01:37,473 Due to my advocacy, they all want to move it. 31 00:01:37,515 --> 00:01:39,308 - I thought you were gonna say a plan. 32 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,351 It just sounds like you're dunking on me. 33 00:01:40,393 --> 00:01:42,437 - But now Big Larry will stay put, 34 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,189 as doing so serves both of our interests. 35 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:46,691 - It does? 36 00:01:46,733 --> 00:01:47,859 How? 37 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,318 - Okay, 38 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,112 let's say this corral 39 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,405 is the town council meeting 40 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:54,240 and I guess the horses are the council. 41 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,200 - Okay. 42 00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:58,035 - You're a pig. 43 00:01:58,077 --> 00:01:59,495 Big Larry will stay put 44 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,372 because at the meeting, 45 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:03,708 you'll make a "Save the Statue" speech 46 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:05,668 that is so moving and eloquent, 47 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:07,545 that I will suddenly side with you. 48 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:08,671 - Why would you do that? 49 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:10,923 - When people see that I've come around 50 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:12,258 to the statue, 51 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,343 our unlikely alliance will create 52 00:02:14,385 --> 00:02:16,345 an inspiring narrative that people 53 00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:17,805 will want to rally around. 54 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:18,890 - Yeah. 55 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,308 People will be like, 56 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,393 "Whoa, they're together. I want to be a part of that." 57 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,520 - And then, boom. Step two. 58 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:27,607 We flood "The Daily Star" with pro-Rutherford op-eds. 59 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,817 We host events at your museum 60 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:31,903 that gin up civic pride. 61 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,989 - Bobbie cranks outs the memes and the hashtags. 62 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:36,741 - We create a movement. 63 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:38,993 Us versus Terry. 64 00:02:39,035 --> 00:02:41,746 And by the time his land deal is up for final approval, 65 00:02:41,788 --> 00:02:44,290 - There's no way the town will sign off on it. 66 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,958 - That's a smart piggy. 67 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,586 - Ah, I think of myself as more of a rooster 68 00:02:48,628 --> 00:02:51,255 crowing for justice, but, uh... 69 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,800 this is a really good plan. 70 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,802 - I know. 71 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,472 - Mm, I love that leather smell. 72 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,309 Don't mind if I do. 73 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,269 What? 74 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:06,604 - Listen. 75 00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,231 We spent years trying to work our way up 76 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,858 from a double-wide bingo hall to a mid-tier casino, 77 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:12,485 but with this Rutherford land deal happening 78 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:14,946 so much faster than I've intended, 79 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,531 we're in a position to show these other nations 80 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,282 that we're leveling up in a major way. 81 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:19,450 - I'm so happy for you. 82 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:20,910 A reminder, though-- 83 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:24,747 I don't love your hedonistic, Ayn Rand fever dream. 84 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:27,500 - What I'm saying is, you should think bigger. 85 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:29,043 Forget the swag. 86 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:30,795 You're about to meet the most successful 87 00:03:30,837 --> 00:03:32,463 entrepreneurs and philanthropists 88 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:33,631 across Indian country. 89 00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:36,676 - Nice. [phone buzzes] 90 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,054 - [sighs] Nathan. 91 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,723 He feels bad. 92 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,350 I found a Townes Van Zandt CD taped to my door 93 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,519 with "If I Needed You" highlighted. 94 00:03:46,561 --> 00:03:48,354 - So much drama. 95 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,480 This is why it's not worth 96 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:50,898 being friends with white people. 97 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,984 - Mm. 98 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,193 [gavel clacks] 99 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:58,281 - We now move to discussion measure 347B: 100 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:01,826 removal of the Big Larry statue on County Road. 101 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:04,871 First to speak will be Nathan Rutherford. 102 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,914 - Here we go. 103 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,666 - Good luck. 104 00:04:11,711 --> 00:04:13,629 - Members of the council, Mayor Chisenhall, 105 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,006 my fellow citizens, 106 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:18,593 I have come here today to save one thing. 107 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:22,013 The statue of Lawrence Rutherford 108 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:24,432 is in the way. 109 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:25,475 - What? - There's just no way 110 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,226 to deny that. 111 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:29,103 - Where is he going with this? 112 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:30,688 - But that's no surprise. 113 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:34,734 Lawrence Rutherford has always been in the way. 114 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:38,446 When King Charles II imposed unfair taxes on the colonies, 115 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:42,533 Lawrence Rutherford stood in his way, 116 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:45,203 rallying the town against tyranny. 117 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,997 When the French refused to trade with the Minishonka, 118 00:04:48,039 --> 00:04:51,125 Lawrence Rutherford stood in the way 119 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,710 of bigotry, 120 00:04:52,752 --> 00:04:55,797 penning the fair and honest deal 121 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:58,549 and thus founding Rutherford Falls. 122 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:00,843 And so a statue was erected 123 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:04,680 on the exact spot of that historic deal. 124 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:08,559 Now, I know it's kind of an awkward time for statues. 125 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:10,395 Many have been rightly removed. 126 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:12,688 They commemorated questionable deeds, 127 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,357 but when a statue commemorates 128 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:16,401 the great deeds of our ancestors, 129 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,820 mustn't we preserve that 130 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:22,448 as guidance and inspiration for our future? 131 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,200 - Inspiration. Future. 132 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:26,285 - Thank you, citizen. 133 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,996 And so, Big Larry stands, 134 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:30,373 shoulders back, 135 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:32,166 heart full, 136 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:34,919 proclaiming "Yes, yes, 137 00:05:34,961 --> 00:05:38,172 I am in the way." 138 00:05:38,214 --> 00:05:41,008 And he should stay in the way. 139 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,844 Now and forever. 140 00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:44,429 I yield my time. [gavel clacking] 141 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,764 [cheers and applause] 142 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:48,433 - Well, it's not yielding your time 143 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:50,059 when you use it all, 144 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:52,645 but quite the moving speech, Mr. Rutherford. 145 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:55,273 Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact 146 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:58,109 that this statue's location is an issue of public safety-- 147 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:00,862 - You know, I have long advocated 148 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,947 for the moving of this statue. 149 00:06:02,989 --> 00:06:05,908 But perhaps I've been too rigid in my thinking. 150 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,368 - What are you talking about? 151 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,703 - I thought we all-- 152 00:06:08,745 --> 00:06:10,663 - Nathan's passion has moved me, 153 00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:14,041 and if two people from very different backgrounds 154 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:16,794 can come together in harmony on this issue, 155 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:20,631 well, isn't that in itself a monument 156 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:24,302 to the resilience and progress of our fair town? 157 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:26,012 [people murmuring] 158 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:27,889 - Yes. 159 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,433 Very stirring words, Mayor Chisenhall. 160 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:33,019 - Different backgrounds. I'm sorry. 161 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,271 Didn't you guys go to the same high school? 162 00:06:35,313 --> 00:06:37,982 - She's right. We're all the same underneath. 163 00:06:38,024 --> 00:06:40,985 I move we take the issue for further study. 164 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,487 - Yeah. 165 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:44,197 Second. 166 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,158 [cheers and applause] 167 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:53,331 [mellow music] 168 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:54,916 - [sighs] Whoa. 169 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:56,667 Nice medallion, Flavor Flav. 170 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:58,294 - Our people have an old saying: 171 00:06:58,336 --> 00:07:00,046 if you've got it, flaunt it. 172 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:01,881 Speaking of... 173 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:04,801 - Oh, business cards? 174 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,345 [chuckles] What? 175 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:10,765 What booth did you get this at, and where can I find it? 176 00:07:10,807 --> 00:07:13,393 - Reagan, you are now the associate director 177 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,186 of the Running Thunder Casino. 178 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,897 - Okay, wow, that is an important-sounding title. 179 00:07:17,939 --> 00:07:19,065 Question, 180 00:07:19,107 --> 00:07:20,608 does this new job come with a pay increase, 181 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,193 and/or bennies, 182 00:07:22,235 --> 00:07:24,821 and what does an associate director do exactly? 183 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,406 - We'll work out the details later, 184 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,782 but the short answer is, 185 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:30,076 no, no, and whatever I say. 186 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:32,245 Right now, I need you to stop pocketing swag, 187 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,413 and look professional. 188 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,747 - Oh, Terry Thomas. 189 00:07:34,789 --> 00:07:36,332 Great to see you. 190 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:37,834 Congrats on Running Lightning. 191 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,961 It's a big step for the little Minishonka Nation. 192 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,212 - Hm. 193 00:07:41,254 --> 00:07:43,631 Reagan Wells, this is Roy Crooks, 194 00:07:43,673 --> 00:07:46,050 director of the Spirit Pond Resort and Casino 195 00:07:46,092 --> 00:07:47,301 in Minnesota. 196 00:07:47,343 --> 00:07:49,303 - Oh, that's the old name. 197 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,723 Now we're the Spirit Pond Resort, Casino, 198 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:53,641 Indoor Water Park, and Dispensary. 199 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:55,309 Now folks can gamble, 200 00:07:55,351 --> 00:07:57,770 get a little toasty, and float down a lazy river. 201 00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:59,397 - Holy shit. 202 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,898 - Hey, you doing plyotronics yet? 203 00:08:00,940 --> 00:08:02,734 I can give you the number to our guy. 204 00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:04,026 - No need. 205 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:06,028 We do our plyotronics in-house. 206 00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,406 - Good for you. See you guys over there. 207 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,908 - See you soon, there. 208 00:08:10,950 --> 00:08:12,577 [whispers] What are plyotronics? 209 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,287 - No idea. 210 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,080 Googling it now. 211 00:08:17,457 --> 00:08:18,958 Zero results. 212 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,210 - Wow, that is cutting edge. 213 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:27,550 - All right, and here we have a fine cabernet 214 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:29,594 from the Finger Lakes region. 215 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:31,888 This particular bottle is 1 of 12 216 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:33,806 won by my great-uncle, 217 00:08:33,848 --> 00:08:36,142 James Hatter Rutherford, 218 00:08:36,184 --> 00:08:39,687 in a game of Old Maid in 1964. 219 00:08:40,772 --> 00:08:42,398 You know, 220 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:43,775 I'd like to propose a toast 221 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:46,277 to you, our mastermind. 222 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:48,279 We couldn't have done this without your plan 223 00:08:48,321 --> 00:08:50,698 and your ability to 224 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,950 overlook the Rutherford-Chisenhall feud. 225 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:55,453 Cheers. - Cheers. 226 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:56,913 Well, you know what they say. 227 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,707 The enemy of my enemy is my temporary co-conspirator. 228 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:01,542 - All righty. - [chuckles] 229 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,544 - [clears throat] - Mm. 230 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,380 And I have to give you credit. 231 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:08,299 That speech you gave was impressive. 232 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:09,884 - Ah, come on. 233 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:12,011 You know, I was just speaking from the heart. 234 00:09:12,053 --> 00:09:14,806 It's easy to be passionate when you mean it. 235 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,474 - All right. 236 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,518 What's your deal? 237 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,312 How is it that you care this much about this stuff? 238 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:23,398 - Hm. 239 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,608 I want to show you something. 240 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:26,651 [soft music] 241 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,027 - That's a butter knife. 242 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:30,696 - Is it? Or is it history? 243 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,116 - Hm. - In 1722, 244 00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:35,910 Gregory Chisenhall snuck into the Rutherford stables 245 00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:37,703 in the dead of night 246 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,915 and stole a prized thoroughbred. 247 00:09:40,957 --> 00:09:42,667 - He stole a horse? 248 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,127 That's why your family's 249 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,379 held this stupid grudge all these years? 250 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:47,672 - Well, no, it gets crazier. 251 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:50,007 So, Charles Rutherford 252 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,676 then chased Gregory and the horse 253 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:52,927 all the way to Lake Placid. 254 00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:55,054 A fight ensued, and enraged, 255 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:59,183 Charles attempted to plunge this knife 256 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:01,436 into Gregory's chest-- of course, 257 00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:04,605 this being a butter knife, it only left a bruise. 258 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,149 - [snickers] 259 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,901 - But you can see here on the handle 260 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:11,195 where it splintered, 261 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:12,488 and, uh, 262 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:15,241 Charles was actually hurt worse than Gregory. 263 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,703 He got a terrible infection, 264 00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:19,871 almost died, 265 00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:21,706 and thus began 266 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:24,834 the 300-year feud. 267 00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,338 All because of a butter knife. 268 00:10:30,423 --> 00:10:33,301 And, uh, 269 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,511 Chisenhall... 270 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:38,556 - And the Rutherford... 271 00:10:38,598 --> 00:10:41,559 [gentle piano music] 272 00:10:41,601 --> 00:10:48,566 * * 273 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:50,777 [toy train whistle toots] 274 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:01,120 - [groans] 275 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:04,499 [soft playful music] 276 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,334 - [in a British accent] Good morning. 277 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,460 - Hi. 278 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:08,711 Oh, wow. 279 00:11:08,753 --> 00:11:10,004 Um, 280 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:12,548 thanks for the wine and etcetera, 281 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,883 but I should head out. 282 00:11:13,925 --> 00:11:15,176 I'll be in touch with next steps. 283 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:16,427 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 284 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:20,139 Deidre, just, uh, stick around a little bit. 285 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:21,599 I mean, we can talk about the plan, 286 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,142 or the weather. 287 00:11:23,184 --> 00:11:24,602 Yeah, at least have some breakfast. 288 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:26,062 Look at this. 289 00:11:27,355 --> 00:11:28,981 - I suppose the damage is done. 290 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,483 - That's the spirit! 291 00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:32,485 All right. 292 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,488 [relaxed music] 293 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:38,741 * * 294 00:11:38,783 --> 00:11:40,326 - Hey, don't go in there. 295 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:41,953 - It's the worst. - So boring. 296 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,163 - Oh, I think I'm supposed to. 297 00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:45,540 I'm an associate director. 298 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,125 Us too, but in there, 299 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:49,961 is two hours of comparing notation apps. 300 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,839 - Or you can come and hang with us. 301 00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:55,633 - You guys coming in? 302 00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:58,261 Hope you like icebreakers. 303 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:03,307 - Yeah, we can't go in there. 304 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:05,601 - We still need a solution for the road around Big Larry, 305 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:08,271 but if we keep the town and council on our side 306 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,523 until Terry announces his casino expansion-- 307 00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:12,525 why are you still smiling like that? 308 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,904 - A Rutherford and a Chisenhall-- 309 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,824 for the first time in recorded history. 310 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:20,992 - Stop. 311 00:12:21,033 --> 00:12:23,536 - This has never happened before, Deidre. 312 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:26,164 We walked on the moon last night. 313 00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,665 - You're ridiculous, 314 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:29,167 and I'm leaving, 315 00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,918 and I'm taking this biscuit. 316 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,004 - Okay, um, 317 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,505 when am I gonna see you again? 318 00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,549 Or, uh, 319 00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:38,509 will I see you again? 320 00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:39,886 - Maybe. 321 00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:43,097 * * 322 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,932 [door opens, closes] 323 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:51,981 * * 324 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:53,524 - Hey, it's me. 325 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:56,486 Um, listen, I know it's been awhile, 326 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:59,197 and we're not really talking right now, 327 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:03,242 but, uh, I had to call you, because, um, 328 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,244 I had sex with Deidre Chisenhall last night 329 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:06,954 and it was totally amazing and awesome, 330 00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:08,873 and I just felt like you totally had to know, 331 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,666 and so, okay, call me back. 332 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,126 Bye. 333 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:18,383 - Soon, gaming will comprise less than 30% 334 00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:20,093 of the revenue for our nation. 335 00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,470 Those who get stuck playing the old games 336 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,681 the old ways will simply get left behind. 337 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,311 Now I'd like to take any questions. 338 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:33,064 - Excuse me, I have a question. 339 00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:36,567 Uh, when you say soon, 340 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:38,653 this is all, what, uh, 341 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,905 20 years away, maybe 30? 342 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,573 [laughter] 343 00:13:42,615 --> 00:13:43,783 - That's cute. 344 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,244 - No, these projections are for 2023, so-- 345 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,995 that's a good one though, Terry. [chuckles] 346 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:50,498 Some of that famous Minishonka humor. 347 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,583 Laughter is medicine for our people, so... 348 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,795 [indistinct chatter] 349 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:58,756 [quirky music] 350 00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:00,550 * * 351 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,884 - Morning, Charlie. 352 00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,636 - As your employee, it's not appropriate for me 353 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,805 to ask why you're wearing the same outfit as yesterday, 354 00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,473 so I won't. 355 00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,980 - I had sex with Nathan Rutherford. 356 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,440 - [softly] Wha--wha... 357 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:19,110 [stammering] Uh, well, let's talk this out. 358 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,737 - Oh, God, what have I done? 359 00:14:20,778 --> 00:14:22,113 It's bad, isn't it? 360 00:14:22,155 --> 00:14:24,741 - This could be really good. 361 00:14:24,782 --> 00:14:28,786 Your voters vote in the town that shares his name. 362 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,204 Also, I like him. 363 00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:32,832 The last guy was not a full 9/11 truther, but-- 364 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,834 - Ah, can we not? 365 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,878 I have to think on this. 366 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,296 In the meantime, I just pray 367 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,465 I can count on Nathan's discretion. 368 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,883 [groans] 369 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,843 - Ah, I hooked up with Deidre Chisenhall last night. 370 00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,344 - No. - Yeah. 371 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:46,971 - Tell me everything. 372 00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:48,765 - Okay, you can't tell anybody. 373 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:50,349 Honestly, I'm not even sure it's appropriate 374 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:51,768 for me to be telling you this, 375 00:14:51,809 --> 00:14:53,436 but Reagan's not answering my calls so-- 376 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:54,729 - Spill, bitch! - Okay! 377 00:14:54,771 --> 00:14:56,647 All right, it was totally unexpected. 378 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:58,983 She came over, I opened a bottle of cabernet-- 379 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:00,318 - Hatter Rutherford's? 380 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,236 - Yeah, natch, and then next thing I know, 381 00:15:02,278 --> 00:15:03,404 I'm making her breakfast. 382 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:04,906 - [laughs] This is incredible. 383 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,240 You're like an old Hollywood couple, 384 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,117 like Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. 385 00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,912 - Yeah, okay. 386 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,163 Things are really turning around 387 00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:14,082 for Nathan Rutherford here, you know? 388 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:16,000 This is--this is good. 389 00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:17,335 This feels really good. 390 00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:19,045 We gotta build on this momentum. 391 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,505 Keep up the victim narrative 392 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,091 so people stay sympathetic to my cause. 393 00:15:23,132 --> 00:15:25,301 - Bingo. 394 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:27,845 [knocking at door] 395 00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,180 - We should get you a key. 396 00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:30,723 - Big Larry was vandalized last night 397 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,475 and there's a bunch of crap spray painted all over him 398 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,810 and the town is up in arms. 399 00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:35,520 - [gasps] 400 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:37,522 O-M-G. 401 00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,440 - Oh, for Christ's sake. Nathan! 402 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:42,360 - It was Bobbie's idea-- classic false flag operation. 403 00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:43,736 Don't worry, nobody saw us, 404 00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:46,489 and the enamel washes off super easily. 405 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,574 - It'll win over any townspeople 406 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:51,160 or council members who are still on the fence. 407 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:52,662 [gasps] 408 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,872 And thus begins step two. 409 00:15:54,914 --> 00:15:56,707 - Galvanizing public opinion. 410 00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,210 - You've got some moves, Mr. Rutherford. 411 00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:01,754 - Shall we discuss step three? 412 00:16:04,424 --> 00:16:06,718 - Well, that was unexpected. 413 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:09,095 Nice, but unexpected. [chuckles] 414 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,139 - Yeah, I should get going. 415 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,223 I really want to make a big show 416 00:16:12,265 --> 00:16:13,683 of cleaning up the statue. 417 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:14,726 - I could show up. 418 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,060 Condemn the vandalism. 419 00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:17,437 - Listen to us. 420 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,564 Already scheming like a political power couple. 421 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:22,442 - Hm, very "House of Cards." - Ooh. 422 00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,527 You know, I watched two episodes of that. 423 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,738 Everybody was really mean to each other. 424 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:28,948 Decided it wasn't for me. 425 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,492 I love the show "Bones," though. 426 00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:32,827 - Oh. 427 00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:34,287 - [chuckles] 428 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,914 - My boss spent 4,000,000 of the tribe's profits 429 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:38,040 on a yacht. 430 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:39,459 We live in Idaho. 431 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,252 Where does this moron think he's sailing to? 432 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:43,087 [laughter] 433 00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:44,797 - How about you? Any war stories? 434 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:46,340 - Oh, no. 435 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:48,760 I've only been an associate director for 15 hours, 436 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:52,096 and I'm using this job to advance my cultural center, so-- 437 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,765 - That's your Rick's honeymoon. 438 00:16:53,806 --> 00:16:54,891 - What? 439 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,517 My Rick's what-ing moon? 440 00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,436 - Rick was an AD from years ago, 441 00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:00,480 always saving up for a honeymoon in Italy, 442 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,899 but he kept pushing it off and putting it off, and-- 443 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,567 we all have our versions. 444 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:05,777 And the only reason I took this job 445 00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:07,153 was to get me through med school, 446 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:09,781 but that was 15 years ago? 447 00:17:09,822 --> 00:17:11,699 - Wow. 448 00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:12,950 What about you guys? 449 00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,285 - Tribal language teacher. 450 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,828 - Chemical dependency counselor. 451 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,288 - Oh, God. 452 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,248 - Look, AD is a good gig. Be happy. 453 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,958 - No, I am. 454 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,796 And Rick did eventually go on that honeymoon, right? 455 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:27,882 - He got divorced. They never even got passports. 456 00:17:32,512 --> 00:17:33,930 - When we work together, 457 00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,431 and we share our unique ideas, 458 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:37,225 that's not only innovative, 459 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,726 but it's traditional. 460 00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:41,020 - I have to go on Rick's honeymoon. 461 00:17:41,062 --> 00:17:42,897 - What? Hold on. 462 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:46,150 The next presentation's about to begin. 463 00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:48,736 - Yeah. Thank you, Roy. 464 00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:50,738 Ya'at'eeh. 465 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,241 Allow me to present the newest innovation 466 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,992 in gaming. 467 00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,120 Long ago, when money was new, 468 00:17:57,161 --> 00:17:58,871 our people thrived 469 00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,915 by selling our most beautiful traditional art 470 00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,000 to Euro-American tourists. 471 00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:05,169 That was then, 472 00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,004 but the future is now. 473 00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:08,423 [exciting music] 474 00:18:08,464 --> 00:18:10,007 Completely experiential, 475 00:18:10,049 --> 00:18:13,219 our customers are limited only by their imagination 476 00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,929 and bank accounts. 477 00:18:14,971 --> 00:18:18,349 Welcome to the casino of tomorrow. 478 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:19,809 [cheers and applause] 479 00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:23,187 - What in the name of "Black Mirror" is this? 480 00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:24,439 * * 481 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,190 [truck beeping] 482 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,942 - The defacement of Big Larry 483 00:18:27,984 --> 00:18:30,528 is an assault to the very soul of our town. 484 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,156 Local authorities will do everything they can 485 00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:35,366 to catch the culprits responsible. 486 00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:39,328 - You are one handsome devil. 487 00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:42,957 Should have done this a long time ago. 488 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:51,883 [soft dramatic music] 489 00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:53,051 * * 490 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:55,261 "Mal Merde"? 491 00:18:56,387 --> 00:18:58,931 Never seen that before. 492 00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:00,058 - Everything okay up there? 493 00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:01,434 - Yeah. 494 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,146 Thanks for meeting with me, Rayanne. 495 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,356 Let me show you what I found 496 00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:09,400 etched into Big Larry. 497 00:19:09,442 --> 00:19:12,028 - The first part's in our language, 498 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:13,529 but this part... 499 00:19:13,571 --> 00:19:15,406 [laughs] Shit. 500 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,158 - Wait, what? What does it say? 501 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,910 - That's what it says. 502 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:20,745 Bad shit. Mal Merde. 503 00:19:20,787 --> 00:19:23,081 - "Mal Merde"--where have I heard that before? 504 00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:26,125 - Well, it's a French and Indian amalgam. 505 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:29,921 It was common back then because of all the trading. 506 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,298 That's why so many of our last names 507 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,717 are so Frenched up. 508 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,178 - Okay, so what does the whole phrase mean? 509 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,180 - That says, uh, 510 00:19:39,222 --> 00:19:42,725 "Don't trust Mal-Mer." 511 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,977 [chuckles] Yeah, over time, 512 00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:48,314 Mal Merde became Mal-Mer. 513 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,943 The people say that a monster came 514 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,277 from across the ocean 515 00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,363 and made its home here 516 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:58,199 in the woodlands of the Minishonka-- 517 00:19:58,241 --> 00:20:01,160 wore the mask of a white man 518 00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:02,995 and pretended to be our friend. 519 00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:06,207 - And this was just, like, local folklore? 520 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,543 - Yes, and this monster 521 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:11,254 had an insatiable appetite for one thing: 522 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,715 the poop of children. 523 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,049 - Ugh! 524 00:20:15,091 --> 00:20:16,634 I'm just confused. 525 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:19,011 What does a poop-eating forest creature 526 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,805 have to do with Lawrence Rutherford? 527 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:23,975 - I hate to tell you this, Nathan, 528 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,269 but the legend of Mal-Mer 529 00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:29,188 is actually about Lawrence Rutherford. 530 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,983 - [scoffs, laughs] 531 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,443 - I'm serious. 532 00:20:33,484 --> 00:20:35,945 He was a real bastard to our people. 533 00:20:35,987 --> 00:20:38,740 Lawrence Sr. may not have eaten poop, 534 00:20:38,781 --> 00:20:41,284 but pardon my French, he was a real shit head. 535 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:42,869 - Yeah, no, that's-- 536 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,455 are you sure your knowledge of your language is accurate? 537 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,918 Yeah, sorry. I-I apologize. 538 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,795 That was... [clears throat] 539 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:55,465 Thank you for your candor. 540 00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:58,051 [relaxed music] 541 00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:01,512 - I can't stop thinking about this VR presentation. 542 00:21:01,554 --> 00:21:03,139 It's so freaking messed up. 543 00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:04,182 - I know. 544 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,641 That tech will be obsolete 545 00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:06,976 before they even make their nut. 546 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,436 So shortsighted. 547 00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,354 - Um, but mostly 548 00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:11,981 it's super tropey and stereotypical 549 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:15,735 and it sets all of us back by, like, a hundred years, right? 550 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:20,323 - Would I do a Lone Ranger and Tonto thing? 551 00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:21,783 Not my taste. 552 00:21:21,824 --> 00:21:24,619 But a lot of Westerns were shot on Navajo lands. 553 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:26,746 If it brings them profits, who am I to judge? 554 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,998 It doesn't matter. Apparently, casinos are over. 555 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,625 Now it's all marijuana theme parks. 556 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,294 We'll never catch up. 557 00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:35,046 - Hey, you okay? 558 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:38,466 You're looking very "End of the Trail" right now. 559 00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:40,968 - This was supposed to be our victory dance, 560 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:44,263 but every time we level up, so do they. 561 00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:45,890 - Bullshit. 562 00:21:45,932 --> 00:21:48,684 "Every time we level up, so do they"? 563 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:51,729 Hey, I'm making big sacrifices to join you on this, 564 00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:54,023 not to watch you be a big baby. 565 00:21:54,065 --> 00:21:56,317 I'm not gonna give up, and neither should you. 566 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:57,860 So what's it gonna be? 567 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,779 You gonna cry around about it all day? 568 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,114 Or are you gonna suck it up 569 00:22:01,155 --> 00:22:04,075 and be the badass everyone knows you are? 570 00:22:04,117 --> 00:22:05,410 Let's go then, Thomas. 571 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:06,994 - Let's do this, Wells. 572 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:08,246 - Yeah. 573 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,748 - How exactly do we do this? 574 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:12,208 - I actually don't know. 575 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,378 But this? This is not leveling up, okay? 576 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:18,339 This is a native minstrel show, 577 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:20,258 and we can do better. 578 00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:21,843 - Does seem lucrative. 579 00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,761 - Terry, you hate it when white people 580 00:22:23,803 --> 00:22:25,096 portray us like this. 581 00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,597 Now we have a little bit of power 582 00:22:26,639 --> 00:22:28,850 and we're gonna do it to ourselves? 583 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,977 [slot machines chiming] 584 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,562 - Reagan. 585 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,188 You are a genius. 586 00:22:36,441 --> 00:22:38,359 - What's happening? 587 00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:40,445 - We have a lot of work to do. 588 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,656 - "The monster was once a foreign friend 589 00:22:43,698 --> 00:22:45,366 "to the people, 590 00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:46,951 "but his greed for their harvest 591 00:22:46,993 --> 00:22:50,121 "turned him into a twisted beast. 592 00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:52,665 "Mal-Mer took everything from the Minishonka, 593 00:22:52,707 --> 00:22:54,709 "and when they had nothing left to give, 594 00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:57,003 he came for their feces"? 595 00:22:59,172 --> 00:23:01,299 Jesus. 596 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,509 Ooh. 597 00:23:07,472 --> 00:23:08,431 [sighs] 598 00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:09,932 [phone vibrates] 599 00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:20,777 [mellow music] 600 00:23:20,818 --> 00:23:23,196 - Reags. - Hey, there. 601 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,032 - Hey. I've been trying to reach you. 602 00:23:26,074 --> 00:23:27,950 - Sorry, I was traveling for work. 603 00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:30,953 - Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Where'd you go? 604 00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:33,372 - Well, I-- - We should be good. 605 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,584 There have been some rifts historically and recently 606 00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:38,336 among the people in this room. 607 00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:40,171 But what if I told you 608 00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,298 we could turn a large profit for the Minishonka Nation, 609 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:45,426 employ every citizen of Rutherford Falls, 610 00:23:45,468 --> 00:23:46,844 allow Nathan to keep his home, 611 00:23:46,886 --> 00:23:50,306 and settle the Big Larry issue once and for all? 612 00:23:50,348 --> 00:23:52,016 - I say you're full of it. 613 00:23:52,058 --> 00:23:53,601 - [chuckles] Yeah, what she said. 614 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:55,228 - Fair enough. 615 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:59,273 But this idea comes straight from my new associate director. 616 00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:00,400 Reagan, take it away. 617 00:24:00,441 --> 00:24:02,193 - Wh-what? 618 00:24:02,235 --> 00:24:03,903 Since when? - Thank you, Terry. 619 00:24:03,945 --> 00:24:06,072 Gives me too much credit, 620 00:24:06,114 --> 00:24:07,657 but I am thrilled to announce 621 00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:09,033 an exciting new chapter. 622 00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:11,202 Rutherford Falls is a town defined by its history 623 00:24:11,244 --> 00:24:14,205 and that history can benefit us all. 624 00:24:14,247 --> 00:24:16,207 We present to you... 625 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:21,170 Ye Olde Rutherford Village, 626 00:24:21,212 --> 00:24:23,756 a cutting edge retail tourism community. 627 00:24:23,798 --> 00:24:25,967 - The entire town center will be transformed 628 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,927 into 17th century Rutherford Falls 629 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,012 with period costumes and shops, 630 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,098 just like Colonial Williamsburg. 631 00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:34,225 - Oh, my God. 632 00:24:34,267 --> 00:24:36,352 - Revamping the town will create hundreds of new jobs, 633 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:37,812 as will the new and improved 634 00:24:37,854 --> 00:24:40,481 Running Lightning Casino and Resort. 635 00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:42,275 Our future is our past. 636 00:24:43,985 --> 00:24:45,570 - There's only three people in the East Coast 637 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:47,447 that can make a model this detailed. 638 00:24:47,488 --> 00:24:48,781 Who did this? 639 00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:50,283 Was it Danielle? Did Danielle make this? 640 00:24:50,324 --> 00:24:52,160 Ramone? 641 00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:53,327 Marshall? 642 00:24:53,369 --> 00:24:54,829 - I-- - Marshall? 643 00:24:54,871 --> 00:24:56,247 How could you? 644 00:24:56,289 --> 00:24:57,790 I sang at your wedding. 645 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,917 - You want to change the name and civic order 646 00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:01,544 of an already established township? 647 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,004 - Not at all. 648 00:25:03,046 --> 00:25:04,922 The name only applies to the new shopping complex. 649 00:25:04,964 --> 00:25:07,216 In this version of things, we own the land, 650 00:25:07,258 --> 00:25:08,926 but the town remains mostly the same size 651 00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:11,262 minus the area we use to expand the casino. 652 00:25:11,304 --> 00:25:13,806 - An influx of new businesses and visitors 653 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,683 means your tax revenue will go way up. 654 00:25:15,725 --> 00:25:16,934 - Huh. 655 00:25:16,976 --> 00:25:18,519 - Well, that was a pretty positive, huh? 656 00:25:18,561 --> 00:25:19,937 - I'm thinking, Nathan. 657 00:25:19,979 --> 00:25:22,732 My constituents might like lots of jobs and money. 658 00:25:22,774 --> 00:25:24,233 - This is absurd. 659 00:25:24,275 --> 00:25:27,320 - Nathan, look at the opportunity here. 660 00:25:27,361 --> 00:25:29,322 We could showcase the Rutherford brand 661 00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:31,574 in the way that you've always imagined. 662 00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,868 - I'm sorry, who are you? 663 00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,411 You sound like Terry. 664 00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:36,746 Are you my best friend, 665 00:25:36,788 --> 00:25:39,082 or the associate director of terrible ideas? 666 00:25:39,123 --> 00:25:40,917 - We're trying to make Disney World. 667 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,462 And Nathan, we want you to be our Mickey Mouse. 668 00:25:44,504 --> 00:25:45,797 - Oh. 669 00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:47,131 - And as long as you work with us, 670 00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:49,717 you can remain in your house and run your museum. 671 00:25:49,759 --> 00:25:53,388 - Uh, so, you're gonna take my land 672 00:25:53,429 --> 00:25:56,224 but allow me to stay on it under your terms? 673 00:25:57,475 --> 00:26:00,353 - Think of it as a fair and honest deal. 674 00:26:05,525 --> 00:26:08,361 - Well, you can take your deal 675 00:26:08,403 --> 00:26:12,198 and shove it up your fair and honest butt. 676 00:26:17,662 --> 00:26:18,830 - [sighs] 677 00:26:18,871 --> 00:26:21,833 [upbeat music] 678 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:29,006 * * 679 00:27:10,923 --> 00:27:13,301 [woman speaks foreign language]