1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,343 [MGMT's "Time to Pretend"] 2 00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,720 - * I'm feeling rough * 3 00:00:10,762 --> 00:00:13,097 - Ugh, Ray's mom ordered way too many Jordan almonds. 4 00:00:13,139 --> 00:00:14,599 - Well, it's a good thing she did, 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,850 because they're cheaper in bulk, 6 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:19,103 and you and Ray invited literally everyone 7 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,480 to your wedding. - Yeah. 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,148 [laughs] 9 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,858 Ugh, I think I'm gonna barf. 10 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,485 - Hey, it's perfectly normal to be nervous 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,694 the night before your nuptials. 12 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,321 * * 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,239 - * I'll miss my sister, miss my father * 14 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,407 - What's this? 15 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,659 - * Miss my dog and my home * 16 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,204 * * 17 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,581 - Oh, my God. 18 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:40,708 A full ride to Northwestern? 19 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,710 That's incredible. 20 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,797 No, not good, because... 21 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,423 oh. 22 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,008 Ray won't move with you? 23 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:50,802 - He said he can't do long distance 24 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,345 because his Saturn won't make it 25 00:00:52,387 --> 00:00:54,055 all the way to Illinois and back. 26 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,556 - He's not wrong about the Saturn. 27 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,724 - I know. 28 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,267 - But there's gotta be a way to fix this. 29 00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,685 Right? You love Ray. 30 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,104 - Yeah, yes. 31 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:04,065 I mean, he is deeply unemployed, 32 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:06,526 and he hates chapter books, 33 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,570 but he's also really sweet, and he loves me, 34 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:13,699 and we have history, but also people would freak 35 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,243 if we didn't... 36 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,369 I don't know what to do. 37 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:17,870 Tell me what to do. - Oh. 38 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,248 Uh...I... 39 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,792 [garbled speech] 40 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,877 - Okay, don't just make sounds, Nathan. 41 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:28,214 - Okay, um, I'm not gonna tell you what to do, 42 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:31,259 but, Reagan, you deserve 43 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:35,513 an amazing, epic, juicy, fulfilling life. 44 00:01:35,555 --> 00:01:39,350 You're brilliant and hilarious and kind. 45 00:01:40,977 --> 00:01:42,729 But you may not stay that way 46 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,772 if you don't go for what you want. 47 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:47,191 Now, whether that's Ray or Northwestern, 48 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,277 I have your back 100%. 49 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,237 You know that. 50 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,199 But you gotta run after the good stuff. 51 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:57,160 [upbeat music] 52 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,161 - Okay. 53 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,871 * * 54 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,289 - Okay. 55 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,792 * * 56 00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:08,296 - Think of it as a fair and honest deal. 57 00:02:09,422 --> 00:02:12,467 - Well, you can take your deal 58 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:16,220 and shove it up your fair and honest butt. 59 00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:19,223 [light quirky music] 60 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:24,729 * * 61 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:28,066 - Hey, hey! 62 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,984 Nathan! - What? 63 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:31,027 - Come on! 64 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,612 This is what's best for everyone. 65 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,155 This is how you're gonna keep your house, 66 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,741 and you'll get paid to keep doing what you do. 67 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:39,285 - Can you do me a favor? Shut your lie hole. 68 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,536 That's what I call your mouth now. 69 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:41,788 - Oh, really? - Yep. 70 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,498 Actually, it's more like a lie hose 71 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,708 just spraying lies everywhere. - Seriously? 72 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,877 - Mm-hmm. - You're being very childish. 73 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,587 - No, I'm not. You're being childish! 74 00:02:49,629 --> 00:02:51,756 You ignore all my calls, and then I find out 75 00:02:51,798 --> 00:02:54,384 you're leading this, like, secret life. 76 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,552 Why should I listen to anything you say? 77 00:02:57,762 --> 00:03:00,848 [soft dramatic music] 78 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:04,310 - I told you that Nathan would blow up over this, and he did. 79 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,770 - After the tantrum passes, 80 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:07,855 he'll see this is his only option. 81 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,482 Right now, you need to focus on yourself. 82 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,776 - Okay, yeah, great, I'll focus on me. 83 00:03:11,818 --> 00:03:12,693 I'm nowhere. 84 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,112 You said that the cultural center 85 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:16,406 was gonna get a huge piece of action in this. 86 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,616 Well, where is it, Terry? Where's my action? 87 00:03:18,658 --> 00:03:20,785 Is this it? Is this it? 88 00:03:20,827 --> 00:03:23,746 Oh, no, that's a ginormous casino. 89 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:26,290 Oh, what do we have here? It's a Tesla charging station. 90 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,042 What a bunch of snobs. 91 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:31,295 I'm just gonna drive in from the city and go gamble. 92 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:32,672 I'm gonna cheat on my wife 93 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:35,133 and not visit the cultural center 94 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,510 that's supposed to be here. 95 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:38,886 - I thought it would be more respectful 96 00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,639 to build an entirely separate structure 97 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,307 outside the casino. 98 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:46,644 [gentle music] 99 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:49,021 This is your new cultural center. 100 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:52,650 * * 101 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:55,027 - Is it two floors? 102 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:58,364 Oh, my God. Is that an ADA complaint ramp? 103 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:01,075 I'm so sorry for doubting you 104 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:03,327 and also for making fun of the Tesla charging station. 105 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,955 Actually, I'm not sorry about that. 106 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:08,499 Elon Musk is dumb, and he needs to pay his taxes. 107 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,376 This is incredible. 108 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:11,711 I... 109 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:13,671 Thank you. 110 00:04:13,713 --> 00:04:15,673 - You've more than earned it. 111 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,677 - Well, it's a lot of space to fill. 112 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:21,804 - I think it's time you spoke to Nathan's aunt 113 00:04:21,846 --> 00:04:23,848 about acquiring her collection. 114 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:25,975 Here. 115 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,729 Keep it under 20K. - Wow. 116 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:32,190 Nathan's gonna hate this. - Oh, I'm sorry. 117 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:34,734 I didn't realize this multimillion dollar deal 118 00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:36,277 was gonna hurt someone's feelings. 119 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,863 - I hear that, but strategically, 120 00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:40,656 it would help if Nathan were onboard. 121 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,408 I mean, he can be a real thorn in your side 122 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,826 when he wants to be. 123 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:45,703 I know you don't think you have a supervisor 124 00:04:45,745 --> 00:04:47,830 he can complain to, but he will find one. 125 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,123 - Noted, 126 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:51,459 I will take care of Nathan. 127 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:53,461 You go shake down that old lady. 128 00:04:53,503 --> 00:04:56,464 [upbeat music] 129 00:04:56,506 --> 00:05:03,596 * * 130 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:26,494 [light music] 131 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:31,582 * * 132 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:34,127 - Good morning, Nathan. 133 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,420 - No, it's not. 134 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,880 It's a stupid morning. - Wait, what? 135 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,132 I heard from Deirdre's assistant 136 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,758 that today was a call for celebration, 137 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,593 so I made a little adjustment 138 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:44,595 to the wall of prominent Rutherfords. 139 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:47,306 - What? No, Bobbie. 140 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,641 I don't belong up there. 141 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,935 A lot of these Rutherfords are military heroes. 142 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:52,603 The only thing I'm gonna be remembered for 143 00:05:52,645 --> 00:05:54,439 is letting this town turn into a circus. 144 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:55,606 - Wait, I'm trying to catch up. 145 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,150 We hate mornings and the circus? 146 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,527 - Yeah, Terry wants to turn this whole town 147 00:05:59,569 --> 00:06:01,237 into some kind of colonial theme park, 148 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,197 and he wants me to be his Mickey Mouse. 149 00:06:03,239 --> 00:06:04,323 I don't think so. 150 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:06,367 - Right, who would want to be America's 151 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,870 most beloved and recognizable symbol? 152 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:09,954 - You know what I mean. 153 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:11,164 - I'm just saying, if I know Terry, 154 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,958 he's gonna do this with or without you, 155 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,461 and isn't it always better to be part of the plan? 156 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,712 - I have a plan. 157 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:19,297 I'm gonna hate Terry for the rest of my life. 158 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,507 - But if you can have a say in what happens in this town, 159 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:22,800 shouldn't you do it? 160 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:24,510 It's like when I joined this gang of girls 161 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:25,887 that were bullying me, 162 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:28,598 and now we bully others together. 163 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,807 - Mm. 164 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,434 - We made this one girl transfer. 165 00:06:31,476 --> 00:06:33,144 She was a monster; don't worry. 166 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:34,896 - I guess if I join them, I could help steer things 167 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,981 in the right direction. 168 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:39,567 Their model was bleeding with historical inaccuracies. 169 00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:41,319 They need me. 170 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,738 And if it's done right, 171 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:47,033 whole town could be one giant Rutherford museum. 172 00:06:47,075 --> 00:06:48,576 - Ooh, great. 173 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:50,036 So should we leave the picture up? 174 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:51,412 - Nope, it's gotta come down, and while you're at it, 175 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,789 can you move Cyrus? 176 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,749 I always felt like he's flirting with Margaret. 177 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,126 - Ew, that's his sister. 178 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:05,426 [light tense music] 179 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:08,596 - So I should warn you. I'm not great at negotiating. 180 00:07:08,638 --> 00:07:11,682 I'm what's known at flea markets as a mark. 181 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,518 - Oh, no, that's not why I brought you. 182 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,811 I brought you because you're pretty. 183 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,521 - Pretty? - Yeah. 184 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:19,273 Your handsomeness is like a weapon 185 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:21,859 that can disarm even the coldest old lady, 186 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:23,403 and if it doesn't work out, 187 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:25,613 I got the van for 12 more hours. 188 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:28,241 We can have multiple make-outs in multiple locations. 189 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,909 - You really thought of everything. 190 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:32,078 You got this. 191 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,913 Although, now I'm almost kind of wishing, like, 192 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:35,915 it doesn't work out so we could-- 193 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,543 - We--let's focus. - Okay. 194 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,755 [soft clinking] 195 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:47,468 - So, Aunt Joan-- I can call you aunt, right? 196 00:07:49,137 --> 00:07:50,847 Anyway, I am here to ask 197 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,182 on behalf of the Minishonka Nation 198 00:07:53,224 --> 00:07:54,559 if you would do the honor of returning 199 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,311 important cultural items currently in your possession 200 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,313 so that we may properly care for them. 201 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,941 - Those items have been promised to Nathan. 202 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,776 - Yes, I'm aware of your arrangement, 203 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:06,154 but the tribe is willing to offer a fair sum, 204 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,489 and I personally am going to throw 205 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:10,491 something sweet into the pot just for you. 206 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:14,495 - Oh, tempting offer, but I indulged my last gigolo 207 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,330 during the Ford administration. 208 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:20,084 - Oh, no, I am not a-- at least, I don't think 209 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:21,544 that was the-- - Not him. 210 00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:24,338 Your name on all of the museum labels. 211 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,591 You'll be just like the Sacklers, 212 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,969 minus all of the alleged predatory opioid abuse. 213 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:34,307 I am authorized to offer $5,000. 214 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,186 - You can have them for $80,000. 215 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:40,188 - 10. - 80. 216 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:42,690 - 15,000. - 80. 217 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:43,900 - 18? 218 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:47,445 - 80's the price, or you can be on your way. 219 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,532 - Okay, great. 220 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:52,950 I'm just gonna go ahead and reach out 221 00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,702 to the Department of Interior 222 00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:56,871 and see if everything's NAGPRA compliant. 223 00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:59,791 You know, the Native American Graves Protection 224 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,042 and Repatriation Act? 225 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:02,794 I don't know if I got a great look 226 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,545 at all of the items in your carriage house, 227 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,005 but I'm sure that they were all acquired 228 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:08,966 in a proper way, so if we were to get the feds involved, 229 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:10,385 you'd be fine, right? 230 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,053 Or we can skip that, 231 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:14,389 and I can give you money 232 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,016 for items that belong to me anyway. 233 00:09:17,058 --> 00:09:18,726 * * 234 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:21,729 - You've got a deal. Now get out of my house. 235 00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:24,190 You can stay. - Uh, no, I'm gonna go. 236 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:25,191 Thanks! 237 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:30,405 * * 238 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:33,157 - All right, I'm in. - That's great to hear. 239 00:09:33,199 --> 00:09:35,326 - [chuckles] Pump the brakes there, Terry. 240 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,495 I'm not in just yet. - You just said you were in. 241 00:09:37,537 --> 00:09:40,581 - Well, sure, but it's gotta be on my terms, okay? 242 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,792 If you're gonna turn this shopping complex 243 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:45,545 into a true Rutherfordian experience, 244 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,171 I'm gonna need the following. 245 00:09:47,213 --> 00:09:49,257 $23 million to expand and modernize 246 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,675 the Rutherford Museum, 247 00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,760 full veto power on all architectural 248 00:09:52,802 --> 00:09:55,596 and historical decisions, use of the company helicopter. 249 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,806 - We don't have a company helicopter. 250 00:09:56,848 --> 00:09:58,141 - Well, if we get one, I want to use it. 251 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,351 Also an unlimited diorama budget. 252 00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:01,269 I've already spoken to Marshall. 253 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,438 He is in, and he better be, 254 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,690 considering I crushed it at his wedding. 255 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:07,608 - He sang "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles. 256 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,486 His version was 11 minutes, and it was amazing. 257 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:11,988 - Well, that does sound epic, 258 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,657 and of course we can discuss your many demands. 259 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:16,284 In the meantime, I have something 260 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,412 that I think you'll be equally excited about. 261 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:21,289 [plucky music] 262 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,292 - You look incredible. - I look ridiculous. 263 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,710 - He looks ridiculous. 264 00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:27,962 - This costume is wildly inaccurate. 265 00:10:28,004 --> 00:10:30,298 It's like a hodgepodge of colonial fashion. 266 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,966 Military jacket, a scrivener's cravat, 267 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:33,342 a barrister's wig, 268 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:36,179 and boots clearly taken from a pirate costume. 269 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,264 - We're capturing the spirit of the era 270 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:39,474 to give the people what they want. 271 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,350 Which reminds me-- you're gonna love this. 272 00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:46,647 * * 273 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:51,235 This is the poster image for Ye Olde Rutherford Village. 274 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:53,196 * * 275 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,822 - Okay, where do I even start? 276 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:56,449 This type of butter churn 277 00:10:56,491 --> 00:10:58,493 was used primarily in the Carolinas, 278 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:00,328 where there is significantly higher humidity, 279 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:03,581 and no Rutherford has actually owned a dairy cow 280 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:07,210 since Zachary Rutherford left his wife for one in 1782. 281 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,669 - Our market research shows 282 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,380 that the average American's understanding of history 283 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:13,049 can be boiled down to seven concepts: 284 00:11:13,091 --> 00:11:16,010 George Washington, the flag, Independence Day, 285 00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,804 "Independence Day" the movie, 286 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,557 MLK, "Forrest Gump," and butter churns. 287 00:11:21,599 --> 00:11:25,186 These enhancements will take your family museum 288 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:26,687 to the next level. 289 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,857 - Grandpappy Rutherford's Old Time Creamery 290 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,776 and History Museum? 291 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,694 - People find dairy-based businesses 292 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,821 charming as hell. 293 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,988 It's wholesome. 294 00:11:36,030 --> 00:11:38,157 And if you throw in a cow with a cute name, 295 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,325 it's off the charts. 296 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:41,411 - You could call him Sir Milksalot. 297 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,371 - Home run, Bobbie. Home run. 298 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,957 - You can't milk a male cow! 299 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,918 - Nathan, this museum will draw like crazy. 300 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,045 That's why we put it next to the food court. 301 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,505 [gentle music] 302 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,758 Go ahead. Give it a churn. 303 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,176 * * 304 00:11:57,218 --> 00:11:59,053 - I'm really trying here, Terry. 305 00:11:59,095 --> 00:12:01,305 * * 306 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:02,849 This is what you wanted? 307 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,851 - Yes, actually, and it's what you want, 308 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,395 a brand-new, state of the art museum 309 00:12:07,437 --> 00:12:09,480 filled with people learning about your family. 310 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:12,233 - This version of my family is bullshit! 311 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:15,737 - Respectfully, every version of your family is bullshit. 312 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:19,657 At least this one is profitable. 313 00:12:19,699 --> 00:12:23,077 - Ooh, ooh, what about Moodonna? 314 00:12:23,119 --> 00:12:24,287 [gasps] 315 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:25,955 - Josh, come on. 316 00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,248 We need to get this stuff into the van 317 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,624 before Joan changes her mind 318 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:31,127 or steals our youthful bodies "Get Out" style. 319 00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:32,170 - I know. I know. 320 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,463 But there's so much stuff here. 321 00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:35,423 I mean, come on, these love letters. 322 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:37,675 "Elizabeth, my love. 323 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:41,596 I will always regret that we never had the courage to--" 324 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,932 - That says 1982, not 1882. - Ah, damn. 325 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:48,061 I guess it's more just like, "Elizabeth, my love, 326 00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,271 "I will always regret that we never had the courage 327 00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:51,939 to run away together." - Ooh. 328 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:54,442 - "I will forever cherish that you named our boy Nathan 329 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,944 after my father." 330 00:12:56,986 --> 00:12:58,863 * * 331 00:12:58,905 --> 00:13:00,323 - Okay. 332 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:04,368 Elizabeth is Nathan's mom, but who is this Ronnie guy? 333 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,205 - Um, I think it's his biological father, 334 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,957 which means I don't think 335 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:12,835 Nathan's technically a Rutherford. 336 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:18,800 * * 337 00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,889 - It's just a letter. It doesn't prove anything. 338 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:25,890 - Right. 339 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:31,979 Well, actually, it's letters-- a lot of 'em. 340 00:13:32,021 --> 00:13:34,148 And some of them were pretty graphic. 341 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:36,109 - Yeah, who puts illustrations in a love letter? 342 00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,486 [chuckles] - Yeah, the '70s were wild. 343 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,154 - Yeah, they were. 344 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,825 - You gonna tell Nathan? 345 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,119 - There's an explanation for this. 346 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,537 This isn't real. 347 00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,497 Nathan's already pissed, so I'm not gonna worry him 348 00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:50,873 any more than I have to. 349 00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,917 All we have is barely a hunch. 350 00:13:57,213 --> 00:13:59,716 - Plus the letters. - Yes, we have the letters! 351 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,135 Sorry. 352 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:05,096 [soft dramatic music] 353 00:14:05,138 --> 00:14:06,472 * * 354 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,015 - Just because we're changing the museum 355 00:14:08,057 --> 00:14:09,559 doesn't mean you have to pack everything up. 356 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,727 - It's all good, Bobbie. 357 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:11,853 Just gotta make room 358 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,146 for some butter churns and fake history. 359 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:15,148 Might as well scrap my entire family's legacy 360 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,357 while I'm at it. 361 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:17,734 * * 362 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:20,695 - Oh, but this is Eustace Rutherford's shoehorn. 363 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:22,155 You can't just throw this in a box. 364 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,489 People need to see this. 365 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:26,117 - No, Bobbie, no one cares about actual history. 366 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:29,912 Besides, you got your wish. Mickey Mouse. 367 00:14:29,954 --> 00:14:33,082 - Maybe it won't be so bad. We can fix this. 368 00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:34,375 - What's to fix? 369 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,502 It's literally a dream scenario. 370 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:38,337 I get to dress like the Quaker Oats guy, 371 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,882 churn butter all day, and no one will get to learn 372 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,925 the true story of my family. 373 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:45,178 - I just mean this is a chance to start fresh. 374 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:48,014 - Bobbie, everything that I've ever cared about 375 00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:51,809 is being turned into a cartoon, okay? 376 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,686 Does that feel like a fresh start? 377 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,521 I don't even know why I'm talking to you. 378 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:58,149 You're a teenager. You don't get it. 379 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,653 - Well, if that's how you feel, I can give you some space. 380 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:06,074 - Yeah, why don't you do that? - Very well. 381 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,163 You have a 5:00 p.m. dentist appointment 382 00:15:12,205 --> 00:15:14,123 that I won't send you a reminder for, 383 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:17,210 which sucks for you, because you have several cavities. 384 00:15:25,343 --> 00:15:26,719 - [sighs] 385 00:15:26,761 --> 00:15:29,680 [country music playing] 386 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:31,933 * * 387 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,435 - Hey, I sent your silverware back. 388 00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:37,146 Don't ask why, but trust me-- - Nathan isn't a Rutherford. 389 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:40,817 The custodial parent release claim from his father. 390 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:42,819 I had a friend do some digging in Albany. 391 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,697 I mean, this is ironclad. 392 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,033 - Why--why'd you do that? 393 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:51,244 Now neither of us can un-know this information. 394 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,662 - Are you kidding? 395 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,330 This is the missing piece to my story. 396 00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:58,543 It has everything: sex, lies, family intrigue. 397 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,671 - Oh, no, Josh, you cannot publish this. 398 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:03,673 - What? I have to. 399 00:16:03,715 --> 00:16:05,800 - I thought that everything we talked about 400 00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:07,135 was, like, off the record. 401 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,219 You said that. 402 00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:11,013 - That's not how off the record works. 403 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,057 - Josh, if you-- 404 00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:16,769 I can't be with a guy 405 00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,896 who destroys my best friend's entire life. 406 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,857 - Is he your best friend? 407 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:25,027 Okay, I get what you're saying. 408 00:16:25,069 --> 00:16:28,614 I do, but you're asking me not to do my job. 409 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:31,909 I would never ask that of you. - I know. 410 00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,327 - I mean, if the gender roles were reversed here, 411 00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,371 you would be sexist to-- 412 00:16:35,413 --> 00:16:37,290 uh, never mind. 413 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,044 - I can see that it's unfair of me to ask you for this, 414 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,463 but it's what I need from you. 415 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:47,925 - I understand, and I would never do anything to hurt you, 416 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:52,055 but this is the only way to tell the whole truth. 417 00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:53,765 - [sighs] 418 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:58,770 - I'm sorry, Reagan. 419 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:03,941 - I'm so sorry too. 420 00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:07,653 - Glad we're on the same page. 421 00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,114 - Yeah. 422 00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:14,160 - * If you cannot feel it in your heart * 423 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,373 [birds chirping] 424 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,800 - Oh, I thought you were Bobbie. 425 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,426 - I figured you'd still be mad at me, 426 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:32,595 and I've had a pretty crappy day myself, 427 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,723 so I got some Chang's. 428 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:39,852 I brang the Chang's 'cause I know it's our thang, 429 00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:42,897 so if you got the pang-- - Please stop rhyming. 430 00:17:42,939 --> 00:17:45,149 - Totally. - Thanks. 431 00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:49,821 It does smell good, though. - I know. 432 00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:53,116 - Ooh, orange chicken. - Uh-huh. 433 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:54,826 - Playing hardball. 434 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,079 Okay. 435 00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:03,418 Can I just say that this has been the worst day? 436 00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:05,795 Week. The worst week. - I agree. 437 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:07,880 [laughs] 438 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:11,467 And with that said, I have a hypothetical. 439 00:18:11,509 --> 00:18:12,802 - Hit me. 440 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:16,639 - Tell me, do you prefer your bad news 441 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,975 flash fried and served quickly on a plate 442 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,353 or is a slow-steamed bun more your thing? 443 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:25,148 - You're not making any sense. 444 00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:27,358 - Yeah, sorry, that's hard to tell. 445 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,359 Um... 446 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:35,408 I...have something to tell you, 447 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:38,786 and I know it'll make you upset, but... 448 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:42,331 I care about you so much, and I know if I don't tell you, 449 00:18:42,373 --> 00:18:44,167 you'd be more upset, and that's-- 450 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,004 - Okay, I'm all out of upset today. 451 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:50,465 I already smashed two butter churns. 452 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:54,469 - [chuckles] - I mean, just lay it on me. 453 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:57,180 - Well, earlier today, 454 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,848 I was at your Aunt Joan's house, 455 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,516 and I found something-- - Wait. 456 00:19:00,558 --> 00:19:02,101 Why were you at my aunt's house? 457 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:04,479 - Okay, yeah, let's start there. 458 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,649 Um, as part of the casino expansion, 459 00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:10,568 I've been given a budget 460 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:14,864 to acquire Minishonka items, and I bought some from her. 461 00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,365 - Huh. 462 00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,785 Well, this Chang's is cooked in blood. 463 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:21,537 - Oh, my-- - Who are you anymore? 464 00:19:21,579 --> 00:19:24,165 First you go work for Terry, my nemesis, 465 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:26,501 and then you go, like, steal stuff from my family? 466 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,544 - Okay, I--I bought it from her, 467 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,463 and if you want to talk about stealing, 468 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:33,091 I mean, there's no way that your family-- 469 00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,133 you know what? 470 00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,719 This is exactly why I thought 471 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:38,888 that you couldn't handle more bad news today. 472 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,015 - Bring it on, honestly. 473 00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:43,226 I mean, what is it? Did you kill my brother? 474 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,061 Is my grandmother an alien? 475 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,730 - You're not a Rutherford. 476 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,400 I found some letters in the carriage house, 477 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:53,319 and they are from a man addressed to your mom, 478 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:56,239 and then Josh confirmed it even though I asked him not to. 479 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,990 It's gonna come out, and I thought you'd rather 480 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,826 hear it from me-- - Get out. 481 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,411 - Nathan. 482 00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:03,329 - Why would you even say that to me? 483 00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:05,123 - Because it's what happened. 484 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,125 - Yeah, right. 485 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,460 I am so sick of everyone 486 00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:12,714 thinking they know more about my family than I do. 487 00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:14,799 You don't know anything about my heritage. 488 00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:17,051 You don't know anything about me. 489 00:20:18,177 --> 00:20:21,139 So please just go. 490 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,142 [dramatic music] 491 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:31,315 * * 492 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:50,043 - Hey, bud. - Hey, Duz. 493 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,754 What's up, man? How'd you find me? 494 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:56,716 - Uh, well, you gave me this when you were 11 years old, 495 00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:59,802 and you said to open it in case of emergency. 496 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,345 "Should I go missing, 497 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:04,015 "I am most likely sitting in quiet contemplation 498 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:05,808 "at Buckheart Lodge. 499 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,018 "If I am not there, 500 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,936 "investigate the following suspects. 501 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:10,730 "The Chisenhalls, Manuel Noriega, 502 00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:12,023 Cobra Commander." 503 00:21:12,065 --> 00:21:13,691 - Okay, come on, I was 11. 504 00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,693 - All right, well, I'm glad I found you, 505 00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:18,154 because Cobra Commander was no help at all. 506 00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:23,159 You know, a lot of people are worried about you, man. 507 00:21:24,327 --> 00:21:25,328 I talked to Reagan. 508 00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,704 - Oh, which one did you talk to? 509 00:21:26,746 --> 00:21:28,748 The one that I grew up with and have loved dearly 510 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,292 my entire life, or the one that was recently bitten 511 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,836 by a vamp-liar and is now cursed 512 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:37,507 to tell bizarre lies for the rest of eternity? 513 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:40,927 - Yeah, it's just, the thing is, uh, 514 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:45,223 Reagan might technically be... 515 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:47,683 almost certainly right about this. 516 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:51,646 - Duz, I love your sense of humor-- 517 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,898 - You remember Mr. DeAngelo from Mom's bowling team? 518 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:55,733 - Yeah, Uncle Ronnie. - Right. 519 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:57,902 You remember how he used to come over to the house a lot? 520 00:21:57,944 --> 00:22:00,279 And how Mom and Dad slept in separate bedrooms 521 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:01,864 for, like, three years? 522 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:04,534 And that one time that Dad threw your television 523 00:22:04,575 --> 00:22:06,035 across the room because he saw you 524 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,620 watching professional bowling? 525 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:11,499 - Oh--oh, my God. 526 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,420 Mom was boning Uncle Ronnie? 527 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:20,967 He--he's my-- 528 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,802 - I'm sorry, Nathan. 529 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:26,639 - How are you so sure? 530 00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:28,725 - Well, I wasn't, but when you asked me 531 00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:30,393 to grab those documents in my pantry, 532 00:22:30,435 --> 00:22:33,020 there was a letter stuck to the back. 533 00:22:33,062 --> 00:22:36,065 It was Uncle Ronnie writing to Mom 534 00:22:36,107 --> 00:22:39,068 agreeing to renounce his paternity. 535 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:41,821 And there were a bunch of bowling scores at the bottom. 536 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:43,448 It turns out Mom was a really great bowler. 537 00:22:43,489 --> 00:22:46,200 I don't know if you knew that. - So I'm a DeAngelo? 538 00:22:46,242 --> 00:22:48,911 - No. 539 00:22:48,953 --> 00:22:50,496 I mean, genetically, 540 00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:52,123 but you're a Rutherford, man. 541 00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,291 I mean, you've dedicated your entire life 542 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:54,542 to this family. 543 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:55,710 You're more Rutherford than any of us. 544 00:22:55,752 --> 00:22:57,170 - But I'm not. 545 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,589 I'm not a Rutherford. - Yes, you are. 546 00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,549 You are still my brother. Don't say that. 547 00:23:01,591 --> 00:23:04,343 - Yeah, but I'm your adopted half brother, 548 00:23:04,385 --> 00:23:06,054 Nate DeAngelo. 549 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:09,265 Okay, uh, thank you 550 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:12,935 for, um, enlightening me. 551 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,771 [sighs] Whew. 552 00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:17,190 It's a lot to take in, but, you know, um, 553 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:18,441 it's all good. 554 00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,985 It's all good. [chuckles] 555 00:23:21,027 --> 00:23:22,403 It's all good. 556 00:23:22,445 --> 00:23:24,363 - Okay, I kind of wish you'd put the poker down. 557 00:23:24,405 --> 00:23:26,199 - What, oh, am I scaring you with this? 558 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,451 - Just, let's-- - Ah, I'm gonna kill you. 559 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:32,288 Uh, just, wow, yeah. 560 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:34,332 Had a big crush on Janet DeAngelo as a kid. 561 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,542 Tried to make out with my half sister. 562 00:23:36,584 --> 00:23:39,087 A lot of memories coming into focus. 563 00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:40,630 Mm, very cool. 564 00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,298 - Look, why don't you come home with me for a few days? 565 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:44,050 The girls would love to see you. 566 00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:47,220 - Okay, I, um... 567 00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:51,516 I just--I think I need some alone time. 568 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:52,433 [sniffs] 569 00:23:52,475 --> 00:23:54,727 I'm--I'm okay. I promise. 570 00:23:54,769 --> 00:23:56,270 - Come here. 571 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:59,232 [tender music] 572 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,274 * * 573 00:24:00,316 --> 00:24:02,527 I'm really sorry, man. 574 00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:04,779 Okay? - Yeah. 575 00:24:04,821 --> 00:24:08,866 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay. 576 00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:15,873 * * 577 00:24:20,795 --> 00:24:24,340 [phone buzzing] 578 00:24:24,382 --> 00:24:25,842 - Finally. 579 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,635 I was so mad at you, I was actually doing homework. 580 00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:30,346 - Hey, Bobbie, just a quick FYI. 581 00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:33,224 I'm closing the museum. - What? 582 00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:36,561 For how long? - For approximately ever. 583 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:38,229 And I just wanted to say thank you 584 00:24:38,271 --> 00:24:39,689 for your hard work and dedication, 585 00:24:39,731 --> 00:24:41,190 and I'm sorry I wasted your time 586 00:24:41,232 --> 00:24:44,861 with such a dumb museum for a dumb family who is dumb. 587 00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:47,739 All right, look, I'm getting out of town for a little bit, 588 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:51,868 and also, Bobbie, I really am sorry. 589 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:55,455 You're just an awesome person. I'll see you later. 590 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:56,581 - Uh-- [phone beeps] 591 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:05,048 [dramatic music] 592 00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:09,927 * * 593 00:25:09,969 --> 00:25:12,930 [engine revving] 594 00:25:12,972 --> 00:25:14,432 [clanking] 595 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,562 Ah, God. 596 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:24,484 Well, that tracks. 597 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:27,403 [Jesse Ed Davis' "Washita Love Child"] 598 00:25:27,445 --> 00:25:30,364 [rock and roll music] 599 00:25:30,406 --> 00:25:31,574 * * 600 00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:33,785 - * I was born on the bank * 601 00:25:33,826 --> 00:25:35,411 * * 602 00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:37,497 * Of the the Washitaw River * 603 00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,207 * * 604 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:42,001 * In a Kiowa-Comanche tepee * 605 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,294 * * 606 00:25:43,336 --> 00:25:44,879 * Daddy had a hard time * 607 00:25:44,921 --> 00:25:46,756 * Mama made his eyes shine * 608 00:25:46,798 --> 00:25:49,258 * Lord, it was just us three * 609 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:50,676 * * 610 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,387 * Well, they went riding bareback * 611 00:25:52,428 --> 00:25:53,930 * * 612 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:56,224 * In fact, I tied my hair back * 613 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:57,892 * * 614 00:25:57,934 --> 00:26:01,687 * And I did that powwow thing * 615 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:05,108 * Daddy showed up with a stellar guitar * 616 00:26:05,149 --> 00:26:08,653 * And I knew right then I believe * 617 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:11,030 * I'm a love child * 618 00:26:11,072 --> 00:26:13,116 * And I'm running wild * 619 00:26:13,157 --> 00:26:15,284 * Hope it don't take too long * 620 00:26:15,326 --> 00:26:16,744 * * 621 00:26:16,786 --> 00:26:18,329 * I'ma love you *