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- How... are you? How...
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Are you still dating
\hSara from homicide?
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- I’m actually seeing
\h\h\h\h\htwo Sarahs.
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- Two Sarahs?
\h(chuckles)
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What, are you polyamorous now?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIs that...
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- Have you ever had
your heart broken?
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- No.
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\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh.
- Except by you.
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Move in with me.
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\h\h\h\h- You know, I was always
planning on buying my own place.
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\h\h\h\h\h- I know.
(knocking at door)
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\hTueli!
- Oh, hi.
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Yeah, I’m his stepdaughter.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Stepdaughter?
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- Her mother and I lived
together for seven years.
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This is Kelly.
\h- Hey, Kelly.
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- Can I stay for a few days?
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You said you had a big loft
\h\h\h\h\h\hby yourself...
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\h\h\h- But Kelly...
- Kelly doesn’t mind.
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- Oh, hell no.
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No way, uh-uh.
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We’re not doing it like that.
\h\hThat’s not how we do it.
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\h\h\h- Not doing what?
What you talking about?
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- You don’t just
get out the bed,
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go put on your clothes and then,
sneak out the damn house.
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\h\h- But I actually got
different plans for you.
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(sucks teeth)
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- What you talking about,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWillis?
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- Eh, eh, eh. Just you wait,
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just you wait, Henry Higgins.
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You ready?
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(rhythmic music)
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- Okay.
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Oh, hell...
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\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOoh.
- Hey, hey, hey...
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- Okay...
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(chuckling)
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Oh...
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- Pah... pah... pah...
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- Yeah, see? That’s what I was
\h\h\hwaiting for, right there.
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Mm-hmm!
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\h\h\h\h\hOkay, no, no,
so you’re serious now?
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Show me what you working with!
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- Wait, it’s...
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It’s stuck around my ankles,
\h\h\h\hhold up, help me out.
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- What’s the matter?
\h\h\h- Get those...
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- Okay, I got you.
\h\h\h\hI got you.
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(sighs)
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Ooh! Alright, Flashdance.
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(chuckles)
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(laughs)
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- You like this?
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- Oh, yeah. Well, that depends.
\hCan I get this every morning?
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- Okay, you’re being greedy now.
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I’m gonna need you
\h\hto shimmy out.
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- Girl, you ain’t seen nothing.
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(laughing)
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(groans)
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\h\h\h\h- You see that?
That was a stunt, girl!
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(laughs)
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- Oh!
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\h\h\h\h- I didn’t break out
the "please don’t hurt ’em".
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Well, maybe... I don’t know
\h\h\hhow you feel about...
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Oh, ooh! Look out now,
\hyou gotta be careful.
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- Gimme this one. Two...
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- I don’t even got to look.
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- I need to meet with Rickets
\h\h\h\hbefore his lecture...
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\h\h(gasps)
- Get out!
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\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Tueli!
- ...your car’s in the way.
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- Okay, yeah. Can we just...
\h\hCan you give us a minute?
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\h\h- Sure, sorry.
Oh, just as an FYI,
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I leave the house pretty early.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI get up, I go.
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\h\h\h\hI’m involved in a lot of
community organizational things,
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\hlike study groups.
I’m pretty go-go-go,
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so Kelly, if you and I are both
\h\h\h\hgonna be staying here,
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is it cool if you park in front
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hof Nathan’s car,
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like on the street?
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- Um...
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- Tuelli.
(panting)
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All you really had to say was,
\h\h\h\h"Can you move the car?"
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You know? And maybe...
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Just maybe add a please?
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- Yeah, you could have said it
on the other side of the door,
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\h\h\h\h\h\hby the way.
- Sorry. I’m frazzled.
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Please?
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- Um... those are my pants!
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Those are my pants...
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\h\h\h\h\hUm, okay. Tueli,
I’m gonna need you to leave
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so I can finish getting
\h\h\hdressed, please.
\h\h- Oh. Sorry, yeah.
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Forgot some people are weird
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\habout nudity.
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- Well, it’s not weird.
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\h\h\h\h- You’re right,
my mom’s the weird one.
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She’s super open about
\h\h\hbodies and stuff,
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\h\hkind of free spirit. I’m sure
Nathan’s told you all about her.
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- Actually, we don’t bring up
\h\h\h\h\hpast relationships
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\h\hin our dynamic.
- Oh, that’s smart.
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\h\h\h\hYeah, it’s probably
hard for him to talk about.
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- Why?
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\h- Oh, he was heartbroken
when Vanessa ended things.
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\h\h\hVanessa’s my mom,
that’s what I call her.
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Anyway, I’m sorry,
\hI tried knocking.
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You can be chill with me here.
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Nathan’s like family, so,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso are you.
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Have a great day, Kelly.
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(R&B music)
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- Oh, no, that’s Nazeer’s
\h\h\h\h\h\hgirlfriends.
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It’s the Sarahs.
It’s two Sarahs.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Podcast... listen
to your podcast.
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- Tuesday, what happens
\h\h\h\h\h\hwith that?
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- I’m always working
on a Tuesday, though.
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- My headphones!
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(indistinct voice on speakers)
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- It’s not that I don’t...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSam, Sam!
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Hey, hi.
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- Hey, Naz. How are you?
\h\h\hI didn’t hear you,
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because I was just listening
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto a podcast.
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- ...spaghetti...
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- Sounds riveting.
\h\h\h\h\h- Mm-hmm.
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It is, it’s really good.
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- Have you met Sarah and Sara?
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- Hello. Hi, hi.
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That’s a triple hi. How are you?
It’s really nice to...
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Naz has talked like,
\h\ha lot about you.
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Um... Detective Harding,
\h\h\hhow’s... Homicide?
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- Homicide is...
\hIt’s homicide.
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\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles)
It’s always a fun time.
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\h\h\h- Sara, the dog walker.
It’s really nice to meet you.
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Hi Brenda, hi Kevin.
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- Uh, I’m sure we’ve met before.
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- I don’t think we have,
\h\h\h\hI don’t remember.
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\h\h\h- I’ve been picking up
Edwina’s dogs for two years.
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Guess you’re not much
\h\h\hof a detective.
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(laughing)
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\h(awkward chuckle)
- That’s really...
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Oh God... You got me.
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- Both... Both Sarahs
\hbrought me coffee.
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It’s like I’m swimming
\h\h\h\h\h\hin coffees.
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\h\h\h\h- You got two coffees,
I feel like that’s a bit much.
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\h’Cause what do you do
with two at the same...
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\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHow does...
Is one not enough for you?
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\h\h\h- Well, some people
just prefer two coffees.
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\h\h- And I do not
judge those people.
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\h\h\h\hI guess I’m just more
of a one coffee kind of gal.
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- Right. Well, here’s a Sumatra
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor you.
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\h\h- Thank you so much.
Look at us all together,
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\h\h\h\h\hjust hanging out with
the dog and some coffees and...
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This is just a really,
\h\h\hreally good time.
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(sucks lips)
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That’s terrible. It’s not...
It’s just that that’s
\h\h\ha lot of sugar.
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- Yeah, Naz likes it sweet.
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\h- I thought that
he likes it black.
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- I thought you liked it
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith cream.
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- Uh... No, see...
\hWhat it was is...
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\h\h\h\h\hYou know what,
I like them all equally.
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- You know, I’m gonna go.
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’Cause I have to eat some salt
\h\h\hto counteract the sugar.
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\h\hHow it is, because
I don’t want to... Bye.
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- And then, she just stood there
like I was the weird one
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for not being chill
\h\habout the fact
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that she just walked in on us.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI mean, Sam...
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I could have just crawled
\h\h\h\h\h\hinto a hole.
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- Oh my God, I want to crawl
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hinto a hole,
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like a big hole where there’s no
Nazs and like, no Sarahs.
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- I don’t even know what
\h\h\h\hwas more awkward,
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the fact that Tueli walked in
\h\h\h\h\h\hon me and Nathan
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while we was doing
a little da-da-da,
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strip tease thing morning,
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or the fact that she was
\h\h\h\h\hcomparing me...
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Comparing me to Nathan’s ex.
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\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, or the sheer
bizarro-land that you and Nathan
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tried to do a da-da-da dance
\h\h\h\h\h\hlike strip tease
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on a Tuesday morning.
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- I mean, I just ask myself,
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like how well do I really know
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan?
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’Cause you know I was gone
\h\h\h\h\hfor eight months
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and I’m putting a whole lot
\hof my eggs in his basket
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when you know, maybe I need
\h\h\h\h\h\hmy own basket.
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And I told you about, I was
trying to get my own place,
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so you know, maybe I should
\h\h\hjust bite the bullet
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\h\h\h\h\hand sublet something
until, you know, I don’t know,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\ha house opens up?
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- Listen, I think you’re being
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hreally reactive.
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You know, the housing market
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hisn’t great
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and the bubble’s about to burst.
So, don’t do that.
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- And then, the other night,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan said
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\hthat I was the only woman
that ever broke his heart.
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\h\hYet, this morning,
Tueli was talking about
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\h\hhow he was all heartbroken
over his breakup with her mom.
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\h\h- Well, it’s just that...
Okay, we’re all adults here,
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\hso we’ve all had
our hearts broken.
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- But still, you know...
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I think I just...
\htake a breath.
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You know, I’m in no rush
to move in with the man.
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I can just take a... a beat!
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Right?
- Yeah.
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(door opens)
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(soft rhythmic music)
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\h\h\hOkay, the universe
is actualizing my dreams.
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Think about this:
you, me, roomies.
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Just so you like,
\h\htake a beat.
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’Cause Steve is away
at a conference. Yay!
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And the guest room is free
\hwith an incredible duvet
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\h\h\h\h\hand I’ve used extreme
self-control to not binge watch
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Bridgerton season two,
\h\hwaiting for a what?
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Oh, a Bridger-buddy.
\hWhich could be you,
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it should be you,
\hit will be you.
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- Uh, it’s actually not
\h\h\h\h\h\ha bad idea.
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Yeah, Bridgerton two,
\h\h\h\h\hyou and me.
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It’ll give me a night
\hto catch my breath.
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- Yes, take a beat, take a beat.
Up here!
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\h\h\h(excited yelp)
- I’m allowed, right?
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Yes, give me a beat!
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\h- Down low!
(both): No...
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- Let’s go, all around town,
\h\h\h\h\hfriends having a...
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(clears throat)
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I’m dealing with an emergency,
\h\h\h\h\hI could use you both
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in the board room in five,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthanks.
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(light music)
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\h\h\h\h(retching)
Good job, good job.
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Hey. We need your help.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello!
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- Oh no, no.
\h\h\h- God!
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- I’m not cleaning up vomit.
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\h- Honey, the bathroom
is right through there,
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it’s a door away!
\h- I’m sorry...
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That came out of nowhere.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sobbing)
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- Yeah, yeah, it’s okay.
\hI’m trying to keep this
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\h\h\h\h\h\hon the down-low
as a favour to Susan here.
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She’s feeling pretty...
\h\h\h\h\h\hvulnerable.
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We got a couple calls,
\h\h\hnoise complaints,
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fireworks being set off
\h\hnear the Port Lands
00:08:46.207 --> 00:08:47.999
around six this morning.
\h\h\h\h\h\hEveryone said
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\h\h\h\h\hit was coming from
a junkyard on Commissioners.
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- It’s in the file.
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Look in the file.
\h\h\h\h\h(sobs)
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- Crud Stud?
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- Owned and operated
\h\hby Curtis Eggars.
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- The titular stud of Crud Stud.
00:09:01.933 --> 00:09:04.438
- Yeah, not that I noticed,
\h\h\h\h\hbut he is a stud.
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He’s really built.
00:09:05.867 --> 00:09:07.702
\h\h\hI got to figure out
where he goes to workout.
00:09:07.702 --> 00:09:09.537
Anyway, he’s in interview
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
00:09:09.537 --> 00:09:11.570
- We were going to talk to him
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand then, we...
00:09:12.702 --> 00:09:14.768
We found...
(retching)
00:09:14.768 --> 00:09:16.570
- She’s never seen
a dead body before.
00:09:16.570 --> 00:09:18.702
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm.
- This is a homicide?
00:09:18.702 --> 00:09:20.471
- Not exactly. Here.
00:09:21.471 --> 00:09:22.834
- Oh, okay.
00:09:22.834 --> 00:09:24.867
You know what, give us a warning
next time you flash us
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with a dead racoon pic.
00:09:26.042 --> 00:09:28.636
- How do you think I felt?
\h\h\h\h\hI stepped on it.
00:09:28.636 --> 00:09:31.603
- Sweetheart, it’s not
a real human dead body.
00:09:31.603 --> 00:09:33.834
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m prepping her
that it is... much, much worse.
00:09:33.834 --> 00:09:35.471
\h\h\h- Okay, uh...
What’s your theory?
00:09:35.471 --> 00:09:37.735
\h\h- I think the fireworks
were actually machine gun.
00:09:37.735 --> 00:09:39.207
\h\h\h\hIf you look closely
at this little trash panda,
00:09:39.207 --> 00:09:40.669
\h\h\h\h\h\hhe’s been hit
by at least five bullets,
00:09:40.669 --> 00:09:41.933
with another 15 on the scene.
00:09:41.933 --> 00:09:43.900
- Alright.
00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.240
I’ll get ballistics
\h\hto run a test.
00:09:48.603 --> 00:09:51.174
- In the meantime, we’ll have
\h\ha little chat with the...
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Stud of Crud.
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- So? How can I help you
\h\h\h\h\hlovely ladies?
00:09:56.141 --> 00:09:58.636
I’m assuming I would know
if I was arrested, right?
00:09:58.636 --> 00:10:01.735
- Detective Wazowski and I
\h\hwanted to ask you about
00:10:01.735 --> 00:10:03.834
your whereabouts this morning
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\haround 6 AM.
00:10:03.834 --> 00:10:06.735
- Oh, well yesterday, on...
\h\h\h\h\h\h(clears throat)
00:10:06.735 --> 00:10:10.570
...Monday, I had lunch
\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Maria.
00:10:10.570 --> 00:10:13.768
\h\h\h\hI met her on Rubble.
I call them my Maria Mondays.
00:10:13.768 --> 00:10:15.999
Slept over, woke up,
\h\hdid a little bit
00:10:15.999 --> 00:10:17.834
of a Tuesday morning redux.
00:10:19.537 --> 00:10:22.636
And then, went to work
\h\h\h\h\h\h\haround 8.
00:10:22.636 --> 00:10:24.273
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay well,
while you were reduxing,
00:10:24.273 --> 00:10:26.504
machine gun fire was reported
\h\hcoming from your address.
00:10:28.570 --> 00:10:28.570
Why would anyone fire
\han automatic weaponfrom your property?
00:10:30.900 --> 00:10:32.603
- I lock up the gates when I
leave, but that doesn’t mean
00:10:32.603 --> 00:10:33.801
that kids won’t hop the fence,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?
00:10:33.801 --> 00:10:36.141
- Kids. With machine guns?
00:10:37.966 --> 00:10:40.702
\h\h\h\h- Only shooting I do is
on hunting trips with the boys.
00:10:44.768 --> 00:10:45.933
Wow.
00:10:46.999 --> 00:10:49.867
But I owe a beer to whoever
\h\hgot rid of that vermin.
00:10:50.867 --> 00:10:53.273
\h\h\h\hYou know, racoons
are an invasive species.
00:10:53.273 --> 00:10:55.669
They are on track to outnumber
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hus four to one
00:10:55.669 --> 00:10:57.570
and I do not like those numbers.
Do you?
00:10:57.570 --> 00:11:01.174
- Curtis, do you own
\hany hunting rifles?
00:11:02.240 --> 00:11:04.537
- I got a few non-restricted
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfirearms.
00:11:04.537 --> 00:11:07.999
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Oh. Oh, okay.
Well, what are we talking?
00:11:07.999 --> 00:11:11.174
- It’s on here. Just give me a
\h\h\hsecond, here. Let’s see.
\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, there they are.
00:11:11.174 --> 00:11:13.735
\hI got some other
good ones on here.
00:11:14.141 --> 00:11:15.636
There’s the hunting rifles.
00:11:15.636 --> 00:11:17.900
- Wow. Those are... Phewf.
00:11:17.900 --> 00:11:20.867
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- And I got my...
I got another one in there, too.
00:11:20.867 --> 00:11:23.867
I got my 9 mm in here somewhere.
00:11:23.867 --> 00:11:25.636
Well, there’s my 12-gauge,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hpump action.
00:11:26.273 --> 00:11:28.570
There’s me, holding
\h\h\hthe 12-gauge.
00:11:28.570 --> 00:11:29.966
- Very nice, nice sunglasses.
00:11:29.966 --> 00:11:31.669
- Thank you. There’s my 9 mm.
00:11:32.966 --> 00:11:34.339
- Ooh.
00:11:34.339 --> 00:11:36.768
- It’s all locked up.
\hIt’s safe at home.
00:11:36.768 --> 00:11:39.273
- I think you might be
\h\h\h\hforgetting one.
00:11:41.768 --> 00:11:42.966
An M16 machine gun.
00:11:42.966 --> 00:11:44.174
- Hmm.
00:11:46.801 --> 00:11:48.999
- 100 % illegal in Canada.
00:11:50.174 --> 00:11:51.834
\h\h\h\h- You know what,
you can confiscate that.
00:11:51.834 --> 00:11:53.306
(both): Oh!
00:11:53.306 --> 00:11:56.042
- He’s gonna let us confiscate
\h\h\h\h\h\hhis illegal rifle.
00:11:56.042 --> 00:11:58.768
(both): So nice!
\h\h\h\h\h- Yes!
00:11:58.768 --> 00:12:01.306
\h\hI’m just wondering why
you would use a machine gun
00:12:01.306 --> 00:12:03.075
to hunt a racoon.
00:12:03.075 --> 00:12:05.339
- I don’t hunt them,
\hI get rid of them.
00:12:05.339 --> 00:12:07.933
Is it a crime to protect
\h\h\h\h\hyour property?
00:12:08.669 --> 00:12:12.273
- Uh, it is illegal to possess,
\h\h\h\h\hnot to mention fire,
00:12:12.273 --> 00:12:14.933
\h\h\h\ha fully prohibited
automatic weapon in Canada.
00:12:14.933 --> 00:12:16.801
- Yeah, there’s severe
\h\h\h\h\h\hpenalties.
00:12:16.801 --> 00:12:18.735
- But if you let us know
\hwhere you got it from,
00:12:18.735 --> 00:12:20.339
\hyou know, maybe we just
let you off with a fine.
00:12:20.339 --> 00:12:22.372
\h\h- Hmm. You know,
or you can play tough
00:12:22.372 --> 00:12:23.999
\hand just serve three
to five years, it’s...
00:12:23.999 --> 00:12:25.867
(light music)
00:12:26.273 --> 00:12:29.075
- I get my guns from a guy named
Jeff. Jeff Harvey.
00:12:29.075 --> 00:12:30.636
- Where can we find him?
00:12:30.636 --> 00:12:32.702
\h\h\hHe runs a business out
of a place called Bare Camp.
00:12:32.702 --> 00:12:35.372
- Oh, Bare Camp! Okay, this...
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay.
00:12:35.372 --> 00:12:38.207
\h\h\hThese people are naked,
this is a nudist camp, Kell.
00:12:38.768 --> 00:12:40.999
- You’re kidding me.
\h\h\h- No, I’m not.
00:12:40.999 --> 00:12:43.372
\h\h\h- Ballistics results
just came in. Come with me.
00:12:45.636 --> 00:12:47.834
The bullets found in that racoon
have been matched
00:12:47.834 --> 00:12:50.702
\h\h\h\hto the same gun wanted in
a homicide from three weeks ago.
00:12:50.702 --> 00:12:52.900
It’s possible your Crud Stud
is killing more than racoons.
00:12:52.900 --> 00:12:54.372
\h\h\hNow, I’m really close
with the guys on the case,
00:12:54.372 --> 00:12:56.174
so I told them I’d connect you.
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\hYou’re gonna be working with
the Homicide crème de la crème.
00:12:59.141 --> 00:13:02.108
Really, really great guys.
\h\hSo smart. Really funny.
00:13:02.108 --> 00:13:04.273
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles)
You’re gonna love these guys.
00:13:09.702 --> 00:13:11.900
- Hi, Sarah. We meet again.
00:13:11.900 --> 00:13:12.966
- Hey.
00:13:12.966 --> 00:13:14.405
- Hello.
00:13:14.966 --> 00:13:17.207
- Detective Dack Adams.
00:13:17.207 --> 00:13:19.405
\h\h\h\hIn the early years,
they’d call me "Dick Dack".
00:13:20.141 --> 00:13:22.834
\h\h\hNot a term we use
for detectives anymore.
00:13:22.834 --> 00:13:25.867
Dick. Probably a good thing,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hright?
00:13:25.867 --> 00:13:27.174
Lot of confusion,
wouldn’t you say?
00:13:27.174 --> 00:13:30.042
- No, yeah, yeah, sure.
\h\h\h\h\h\hConfusing.
00:13:30.042 --> 00:13:32.933
- Anyway, it’s great to have
\h\hyou two working under us.
00:13:32.933 --> 00:13:34.438
We can use all the help
\h\h\h\h\h\hwe can get.
00:13:34.933 --> 00:13:38.240
\h- Help? No, no.
This is our case.
00:13:39.042 --> 00:13:40.306
(chuckles)
00:13:40.306 --> 00:13:42.768
- Homicide trumps G&G.
\hEverybody knows that,
00:13:42.768 --> 00:13:44.999
\h\h\h\hwe will run point
and you guys will assist.
00:13:44.999 --> 00:13:46.075
- Did Ballard okay this?
00:13:46.075 --> 00:13:47.174
- Yes.
00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:51.669
\h- About three weeks ago
on a cold, rainy evening,
00:13:51.669 --> 00:13:53.372
\ha young man named
Richard Richardson,
00:13:53.372 --> 00:13:55.900
\h\h\hwho also goes
by the name Dick...
00:13:56.372 --> 00:13:58.207
Full of promise,
\hfull of dreams,
00:13:58.207 --> 00:14:00.834
\h\h\h\hdecided to go out for
a bag of chips at the store.
00:14:00.834 --> 00:14:02.372
He had some dip in his fridge,
00:14:02.372 --> 00:14:05.174
he wanted to match the chip
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith the dip.
00:14:05.174 --> 00:14:07.900
Comes back from the store,
\h\hgoes to his apartment,
00:14:07.900 --> 00:14:10.339
can’t wait to open the chips.
00:14:10.339 --> 00:14:12.801
\h\hOut of nowhere, a red sedan
comes flying around the corner
00:14:12.801 --> 00:14:14.306
and the passenger decides,
00:14:14.306 --> 00:14:16.900
"I’m going to rip those chips
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hopen for you."
00:14:16.900 --> 00:14:18.966
Pulls out an M16.
00:14:18.966 --> 00:14:20.405
(imitates machine gun fire)
00:14:20.405 --> 00:14:22.207
Get down, Dick Dick!
00:14:22.207 --> 00:14:24.075
Dick! No!
00:14:24.999 --> 00:14:28.900
\h\h\hNothing, 10 bullets in
the chest, five in the chips.
00:14:29.702 --> 00:14:31.867
Dick Richardson’s dreams
\h\h\h\h\h\hwere no more.
00:14:32.471 --> 00:14:34.801
\h\h\h- Detective Adams writes
crime novels in his spare time.
00:14:34.801 --> 00:14:36.075
- Oh yeah, okay.
00:14:36.075 --> 00:14:37.438
- What do you guys have so far?
00:14:37.438 --> 00:14:40.075
- So far, we have Curtis Eggars
\h\h\h\h\h\hwho bought this M16
00:14:40.075 --> 00:14:43.438
\h\h\h\h\hfrom a guy named Jeff,
who deals guns out of Bare Camp.
00:14:43.438 --> 00:14:45.207
- The nudist colony?
00:14:45.207 --> 00:14:47.207
\h- Yeah, Curtis said that
he bought a gun a week ago,
00:14:47.207 --> 00:14:48.306
but he could be lying.
00:14:49.273 --> 00:14:51.339
- Curtis also claims to have
\h\h\h\h\ha rock-solid alibi
00:14:51.339 --> 00:14:53.372
the night of the murder,
\h\h\ha rock-solid alibi
00:14:53.372 --> 00:14:55.834
that goes by the name Felicia.
00:14:55.834 --> 00:14:58.471
- Hmm. Let me guess,
\h\hshe’s on Fridays?
00:14:58.471 --> 00:15:00.768
- Yes, Fridays. Huh.
00:15:01.075 --> 00:15:02.867
Well, get a good night’s sleep,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heverybody.
00:15:02.867 --> 00:15:04.900
Tomorrow, we’re going
\h\h\h\hto Bare Camp.
00:15:04.900 --> 00:15:07.933
A cluster of naked Dicks
\h\h\hthrusting their way
00:15:07.933 --> 00:15:09.471
to the bottom of this case.
00:15:10.900 --> 00:15:13.306
(light music)
00:15:20.735 --> 00:15:23.141
(light music)
00:15:24.372 --> 00:15:27.174
- Whoa! Look at this.
00:15:27.174 --> 00:15:30.273
\h\h\h\h\h- Here you go,
here’s to taking a beat.
00:15:30.273 --> 00:15:32.207
Personally, I’ve been up
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsince 3 AM
00:15:32.207 --> 00:15:33.867
with the words "naked Dick"
\hrunning through my head.
00:15:33.867 --> 00:15:36.405
- You know what? Dick Dack
\h\h\h\hwas being dramatic.
00:15:36.405 --> 00:15:38.108
We don’t all need to go
\h\h\h\hin there naked,
00:15:38.108 --> 00:15:41.042
they can handle that and we can
\h\hhang in the van as backup.
00:15:41.042 --> 00:15:42.801
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay?
- God, ’cause I just cannot
00:15:42.801 --> 00:15:44.273
go in there with Sarah Two...
00:15:44.273 --> 00:15:46.042
Just, I can’t go in there
\hwith Naz’s girlfriend.
00:15:46.042 --> 00:15:47.999
\h\h\h\h\h- Why not?
- Well, I don’t know.
00:15:47.999 --> 00:15:49.537
I mean, who can really know? I
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hjust...
00:15:49.537 --> 00:15:51.471
Kell, do you ever really
\h\h\h\hget over your ex?
00:15:51.471 --> 00:15:53.834
- Huh, I certainly hope
\h\hNathan is over his.
00:15:53.834 --> 00:15:56.108
- Listen, I know that I’m not
the most adventurous person,
00:15:56.108 --> 00:15:59.042
but this whole polyamorous thing
has got me really
00:15:59.042 --> 00:16:00.471
feeling like a prude,
\h\h\hand Sarah Two,
00:16:00.471 --> 00:16:02.537
\h\h\hshe’s just so confident,
she’s like a real free spirit.
00:16:02.537 --> 00:16:05.174
- What is so great about being
\h\h\h\h\ha free spirit anyway?
00:16:05.174 --> 00:16:07.339
That’s how Tueli describes
\h\h\h\h\hher mom, Vanessa.
00:16:07.339 --> 00:16:09.504
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, free spirit.
You know what that means? Flaky!
00:16:09.504 --> 00:16:11.537
\h\h- Yeah, take your free spirit
over there, thank you very much.
00:16:11.537 --> 00:16:14.405
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOkay, bye.
- I have no problem being naked.
00:16:14.405 --> 00:16:16.504
\h\h\h\h\hNo problem at all. In
the shower, between the sheets.
00:16:16.504 --> 00:16:18.174
\h\h\hBut other than that,
I just don’t feel the need.
00:16:18.174 --> 00:16:20.141
- I’m a private nudist,
but nobody needs to see
00:16:20.141 --> 00:16:22.339
\hyour coochie waving
all around the place.
00:16:22.339 --> 00:16:24.042
I mean, not your coochie
\h\h\h\h\hin particular,
00:16:24.042 --> 00:16:25.801
anybody’s coochie.
Vanessa’s coochie.
00:16:25.801 --> 00:16:27.504
- Speaking of Vanessa,
00:16:27.504 --> 00:16:29.834
do you want to check out
\h\h\h\hher social media?
00:16:29.834 --> 00:16:31.306
- Oh girl, are you kidding me?
00:16:31.306 --> 00:16:33.306
I have been watching her stories
for a week.
00:16:33.306 --> 00:16:34.933
- You’ve been watching
\h\h\h\h\hher stories?
00:16:34.933 --> 00:16:36.075
- Yeah, why not?
00:16:36.372 --> 00:16:38.240
\h- So, you know
that she can tell
00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:39.240
when you’ve been watching
\h\h\h\h\h\hher stories?
00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:40.471
- What do you mean?
00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:42.900
\h\h- Oh, come on,
you must know that.
00:16:42.900 --> 00:16:44.801
That’s why Elliot banned me
\h\hfrom his social media,
00:16:44.801 --> 00:16:46.570
\h’cause he could see when
I was creeping his stories.
00:16:46.570 --> 00:16:48.075
- No, no.
00:16:48.075 --> 00:16:49.405
Huh.
00:16:50.174 --> 00:16:52.042
"This account is now
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hprivate."
00:16:52.042 --> 00:16:53.834
\h\h- Oh, like in
it wasn’t before?
00:16:54.438 --> 00:16:55.900
\h\h- Do you think
she made it private
00:16:55.900 --> 00:16:57.174
when she saw me creeping
\h\h\h\h\h\hher stories?
00:16:57.174 --> 00:16:59.867
- No. No, I’m sure she didn’t
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\heven notice.
00:16:59.867 --> 00:17:01.999
- That is embarrassing,
\h\hI feel so childish!
00:17:01.999 --> 00:17:04.075
- Good! I’m glad you do,
you should feel childish,
00:17:04.075 --> 00:17:05.438
because I feel childish
\h\h\h\h\hall the time.
00:17:05.438 --> 00:17:07.240
This makes me feel normal.
\h- I can only be childish
00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:09.240
with you, though.
\h\h- Same, same.
00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:11.174
- Are you sure you can’t be
childish with your BFF, Ro?
00:17:11.174 --> 00:17:13.075
\h\h\h\h\h- Are you kidding me?
She’s way too mature for that.
00:17:13.075 --> 00:17:14.834
Can you pass me one of those
\h\h\h\h\h\hsausages, please?
00:17:14.834 --> 00:17:17.141
- Yeah. Eat your naked sausage.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- You know I will.
00:17:17.141 --> 00:17:19.108
(both grunting humorously)
00:17:23.900 --> 00:17:25.570
(siren in the distance)
00:17:25.570 --> 00:17:27.570
\h(Nathan): Kelly!
You have a minute?
00:17:29.207 --> 00:17:30.999
I talked to Tueli
\habout yesterday
00:17:30.999 --> 00:17:33.273
and it will never happen again.
00:17:33.273 --> 00:17:37.339
- Yeah, okay. Uh... Hmm.
00:17:37.339 --> 00:17:39.900
You know, but she said something
that kind of...
00:17:39.900 --> 00:17:41.174
made me feel a little weird.
00:17:41.174 --> 00:17:42.570
- Like what?
00:17:43.372 --> 00:17:47.471
- Like... How you might have
\h\h\h\h\h\hbeen heartbroken
00:17:47.471 --> 00:17:49.372
when her mom dumped you.
00:17:49.372 --> 00:17:52.207
- Wait, is that jealousy
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI smell?
00:17:52.207 --> 00:17:54.339
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Jealous?
- No, this is incred--
00:17:54.339 --> 00:17:58.273
Wow! You’re jealous over me?
\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, stop. Stop.
00:17:58.273 --> 00:18:00.141
- Okay. It’s over.
- Just back it up.
00:18:00.141 --> 00:18:01.504
- Yeah.
00:18:01.504 --> 00:18:04.900
- I mean, but for real, though,
\h\h\h\h\hwere you heartbroken
00:18:04.900 --> 00:18:07.108
when you and Vanessa split?
00:18:07.108 --> 00:18:08.339
- I don’t know.
00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:11.438
My ego was definitely bruised.
00:18:12.306 --> 00:18:13.966
And I guess in the moment,
00:18:13.966 --> 00:18:16.042
I could have taken that
for a heartbreak, yeah.
00:18:16.042 --> 00:18:18.075
Maybe.
- Okay.
00:18:19.636 --> 00:18:21.372
Anything else you need
\h\h\h\h\h\hto tell me?
00:18:22.207 --> 00:18:23.471
(phone vibrates)
\h\h\h- Hold on.
00:18:25.636 --> 00:18:25.636
Hi, Tueli, what’s up?
00:18:25.636 --> 00:18:29.471
\h\h\h\h- I think something bad
has happened, I need your help.
00:18:29.471 --> 00:18:31.372
But not as a cop, okay?
\h\h\h\h\hAs my friend.
00:18:31.372 --> 00:18:33.372
- Okay, calm down. Breathe.
00:18:34.042 --> 00:18:36.372
What’s going on?
\h- I’m at school.
00:18:36.372 --> 00:18:38.273
I’m trying to look for
\h\h\h\hmy friend, Ray.
00:18:38.273 --> 00:18:40.669
\h\h\hI don’t know, we were in
the library together and then,
00:18:40.669 --> 00:18:42.504
he started acting really weird
\h\h\h\h\h\hand aggressive...
00:18:42.504 --> 00:18:44.537
- Can you breathe for me,
\h\h\h\h\hplease? Just...
00:18:44.537 --> 00:18:46.141
Just tell me what’s happening.
00:18:46.141 --> 00:18:48.207
- We were in the library
\htogether, just working
00:18:48.207 --> 00:18:49.471
and then, he just bolted.
00:18:49.471 --> 00:18:51.405
\h\h\h\h\hI don’t know,
he’s really messed up.
00:18:51.405 --> 00:18:53.372
- Okay, so do you want me
\h\hto send someone down?
00:18:53.372 --> 00:18:54.933
- No! No.
00:18:54.933 --> 00:18:56.273
I don’t want some random cop
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshowing up
00:18:56.273 --> 00:18:57.438
and pulling out their guns.
00:18:57.438 --> 00:18:59.405
He might be going back
\h\h\h\hto our lecture,
00:18:59.405 --> 00:19:01.042
but I don’t know,
I’m freaking out!
00:19:01.042 --> 00:19:04.207
\h\h\h- I will be there as soon
as I can be, okay? Don’t move.
00:19:04.570 --> 00:19:06.108
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:06.504 --> 00:19:08.933
\h\h\h\h\hYou need a ride?
- Sure, sure. Yes, please.
00:19:08.933 --> 00:19:10.339
- Alright, let’s roll.
\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, man.
00:19:10.669 --> 00:19:12.273
(Nazeer): Tueli, is he
\h\h\h\h\hon anything?
00:19:12.273 --> 00:19:14.438
- He takes this Purple Rain
\hstuff to help him study,
00:19:14.438 --> 00:19:15.702
but this was whack.
00:19:15.702 --> 00:19:17.273
He said he was going
\h\h\hinto lecture--
00:19:17.273 --> 00:19:18.537
(screaming)
00:19:18.537 --> 00:19:21.306
(indistinct shouting)
00:19:21.306 --> 00:19:23.669
(Ray): I can’t do it,
\hI just can’t do it!
00:19:24.141 --> 00:19:25.339
200 pages in one night?
00:19:25.339 --> 00:19:27.174
I’m not a goddamn robot!
00:19:27.174 --> 00:19:29.702
\h\h\h\h\h- Ray! Ray, stop!
- Gotta be on Purple Rain.
00:19:29.702 --> 00:19:31.372
- Seriously!
00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:34.174
I just can’t work that fast!
00:19:34.174 --> 00:19:37.075
\h\hLev’s Psych 100,
it nearly killed me!
00:19:37.075 --> 00:19:39.339
(sobbing)
00:19:41.174 --> 00:19:42.999
- Detective Nazeer.
\h\h\hWho are you?
00:19:42.999 --> 00:19:44.471
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Veronica.
- Jody, we’re the TAs.
00:19:44.471 --> 00:19:45.702
\h\h\h\h- Okay, listen,
we’ll take care of him.
00:19:45.702 --> 00:19:47.141
You guys get the hell
\h\h\h\hout of here.
00:19:47.141 --> 00:19:48.306
(sobbing)
00:19:48.306 --> 00:19:51.240
\h\h\h\h- Hey, easy, Ray.
That’s your name, right?
00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:53.438
\hI’m Nathan, Tueli’s friend.
Let’s just take it easy, huh?
00:19:53.438 --> 00:19:54.570
Maybe even sit down.
00:19:55.174 --> 00:19:57.042
I’m sitting down. Right?
00:19:59.636 --> 00:20:01.042
Yeah, nice and easy.
00:20:01.966 --> 00:20:04.372
Just chilling. Okay, Ray?
00:20:04.372 --> 00:20:06.306
- You’re gonna be okay, Ray.
\h\h\h\h\hYou can trust them.
00:20:06.966 --> 00:20:08.702
Ray. Ray, it’s me!
00:20:10.075 --> 00:20:11.174
- Hey!
00:20:11.174 --> 00:20:12.471
- Tueli!
00:20:12.471 --> 00:20:14.273
Tueli, are you okay?
\h\hAre you alright?
00:20:14.702 --> 00:20:16.702
Take your time, take your time.
00:20:16.702 --> 00:20:18.636
- Alright, Jeff Harvey, 47.
00:20:18.636 --> 00:20:21.669
\h\h\hPrimary address
is Leaside, Toronto,
00:20:21.669 --> 00:20:24.075
but in the summer times,
\hhe lives out of his RV.
00:20:24.075 --> 00:20:26.636
- I just finished questioning
Curtis, whose alibi is solid.
00:20:26.636 --> 00:20:28.042
He’s not the shooter.
00:20:28.042 --> 00:20:30.603
Turns out his account
of acquiring the M16
00:20:30.603 --> 00:20:32.372
after the homicide checks out.
00:20:32.372 --> 00:20:34.438
\h- Okay, so we find out
where he got the gun from
00:20:34.438 --> 00:20:36.438
and who had it before him.
00:20:36.438 --> 00:20:38.735
- That is pungent.
That’s... intense,
00:20:38.735 --> 00:20:42.042
whatever it is you’re drinking.
\h\h\h- I know, right? So good.
00:20:43.141 --> 00:20:45.075
Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:20:46.372 --> 00:20:50.075
So, Adams is digging up
\h\ha carded informant
00:20:50.075 --> 00:20:52.306
who is also a member
\h\h\h\hat Bare Camp.
00:20:52.306 --> 00:20:55.240
\h\h\h\hWe agent the informant,
who introduces us as customers.
00:20:55.240 --> 00:20:58.240
\h\h\hWe buy a gun and
catch Jeff in the sale.
00:20:58.240 --> 00:21:00.372
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Uh, excuse me.
When you say, "We buy a gun,"
00:21:00.372 --> 00:21:03.240
\h\h\h\hdo you mean like,
we go undercover like...
00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:04.702
\h\h\h\h\h\h(chuckles)
Undercover in the nude?
00:21:04.702 --> 00:21:06.999
\h- That’s the only way
that he does business.
00:21:09.042 --> 00:21:11.768
- Yeah, so you and Dick Dack
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hgot that.
00:21:12.207 --> 00:21:14.636
- Sure. If you two are weird
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith it,
00:21:14.636 --> 00:21:17.108
you know, me and Adams
\hcan take care of it.
00:21:17.108 --> 00:21:19.273
And you guys can be backup
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin the van.
00:21:19.273 --> 00:21:20.669
- Yeah, we’ll be in the van,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthank you.
00:21:20.669 --> 00:21:22.240
That’s... I like the way
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou think.
00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:24.207
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
00:21:24.207 --> 00:21:26.702
\h\h\h- I’m calling for backup.
- No, no, please! No more cops.
00:21:26.702 --> 00:21:28.504
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay, okay,
but I’m staying with you.
00:21:28.504 --> 00:21:30.438
\h\h\h\hI’m gonna take you home
and then, we’re gonna find Ray.
00:21:30.438 --> 00:21:31.702
Call Kelly.
00:21:35.801 --> 00:21:37.537
(sighs)
00:21:37.537 --> 00:21:38.603
(phone rings)
00:21:38.603 --> 00:21:40.339
- Hey Naz, what’s up?
00:21:40.339 --> 00:21:42.603
\h- Hey, yeah. We’re over here
at Osler U, we got a situation.
00:21:42.603 --> 00:21:44.405
Nathan needs your help.
00:21:44.405 --> 00:21:46.042
\h\h- Okay, alright.
I’ll be right there.
00:21:46.042 --> 00:21:47.537
Uh, hey, I gotta go.
00:21:48.273 --> 00:21:50.405
- What? Stop, no.
00:21:50.405 --> 00:21:51.801
\h\h\h- Nathan and Tueli
are in a situation, okay?
00:21:51.801 --> 00:21:53.504
You’re gonna have to do this
\h\h\h\h\hwithout me for now.
00:21:53.504 --> 00:21:55.207
- Stop, please don’t leave.
00:21:55.207 --> 00:21:58.570
\h- Sam, there are three
very capable detectives,
00:21:58.570 --> 00:22:00.867
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou’ll be fine.
- You know what, I’m gonna go
00:22:00.867 --> 00:22:02.570
and then, you stay here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Sam,
00:22:03.207 --> 00:22:05.669
\h\h\h\h\h\hNathan rarely
asks for my help, okay?
00:22:05.669 --> 00:22:06.768
He needs me.
00:22:07.570 --> 00:22:09.108
You got this, okay?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Okay.
00:22:09.108 --> 00:22:10.174
- You’re good.
00:22:10.174 --> 00:22:11.537
Uh, watch her for me, please.
00:22:11.537 --> 00:22:13.240
- Yeah, sure.
- Thank you.
00:22:15.834 --> 00:22:17.504
(indistinct chatter)
00:22:17.504 --> 00:22:19.537
- Students last saw Ray
\h\h\h\h\hheading here.
00:22:19.834 --> 00:22:21.603
- You’re sure he was
\h\hon Purple Rain?
00:22:21.603 --> 00:22:23.636
- Yeah, extreme strength,
\h\hfoaming at the mouth.
00:22:23.636 --> 00:22:25.636
These are all common reactions
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto the drug.
00:22:25.636 --> 00:22:27.372
(dramatic music)
00:22:28.372 --> 00:22:30.405
\h\h\h\h\hThat’s him.
- I don’t want this.
00:22:30.405 --> 00:22:32.339
I don’t want this anymore!
00:22:33.735 --> 00:22:35.339
Don’t want this.
00:22:35.339 --> 00:22:36.339
(man): Hey, hey, no!
00:22:36.339 --> 00:22:37.702
(groans)
00:22:37.702 --> 00:22:39.075
- Let’s go.
\h\h\h- Go!
00:22:39.075 --> 00:22:40.438
\h\h\h\h\h(screaming)
- I don’t want this!
00:22:40.438 --> 00:22:41.702
(Nazeer): Hang on, buddy!
00:22:41.702 --> 00:22:43.768
(screaming)
00:22:48.537 --> 00:22:50.273
(panting)
00:22:53.867 --> 00:22:55.801
(screams)
00:22:55.801 --> 00:22:58.735
\hOh God.
(groans)
00:22:59.174 --> 00:23:01.636
- Hey, hey, Ray? Hey, buddy.
00:23:01.636 --> 00:23:03.339
Hey, just take it easy, alright?
00:23:03.339 --> 00:23:05.834
We’re gonna... We’re gonna get
\h\h\h\h\hyou down from there.
00:23:05.834 --> 00:23:10.273
- I can’t... I can’t take this,
this is way, way, way too much.
00:23:10.273 --> 00:23:11.372
(panting)
00:23:11.372 --> 00:23:13.339
- He’s having a seizure,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlet’s go.
00:23:13.339 --> 00:23:14.669
(groans)
00:23:14.669 --> 00:23:16.174
\h\hGot you!
- I got him.
00:23:17.504 --> 00:23:19.207
- It’s okay. We got you, Ray.
00:23:19.207 --> 00:23:20.438
On your side, on your side.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(panting)
00:23:20.438 --> 00:23:22.570
I got his head.
00:23:24.735 --> 00:23:26.537
- Get paramedics to
\hOsler University.
00:23:26.537 --> 00:23:28.207
Third floor atrium, right now!
00:23:28.207 --> 00:23:30.537
- It’s okay, Ray. You’re good,
\h\h\h\hwe’re all good, buddy.
00:23:30.537 --> 00:23:32.570
(coughs)
00:23:34.504 --> 00:23:36.240
- Alright, you’re allowed
\h\h\h\h\hto wear shoes,
00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.240
\h\hI put a tiny mic
in Sarah’s sneakers,
00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:39.537
I can do the same for you.
00:23:39.537 --> 00:23:41.306
- No, no, I’m not going in,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hyou two are.
00:23:41.306 --> 00:23:42.900
\h\h\h\h\h\h- I can’t.
You two have to do it.
00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:44.900
- No, it’s just that we agreed,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hso...
00:23:45.867 --> 00:23:48.636
\h- Okay, I’ve given this
some think and I realize
00:23:48.636 --> 00:23:51.306
\h\h\hthat I can’t do it,
’cause Jeff will find me
\h\h\h\htoo intimidating.
00:23:51.306 --> 00:23:52.966
\h\h\h\h- I don’t know
what you mean by that.
00:23:56.438 --> 00:23:57.867
With the--
\h\h- Yeah.
00:23:58.768 --> 00:24:01.636
He’s not going to do business
\h\h\hwith me if he sees it.
00:24:01.636 --> 00:24:03.471
And we’re done.
00:24:04.207 --> 00:24:05.471
You two go in.
00:24:05.471 --> 00:24:07.471
\h\h\h\hI’ll stay outside,
waiting on your every word.
00:24:07.471 --> 00:24:09.702
\h\hOnce you have a deal
for the gun, let me know
00:24:09.702 --> 00:24:11.240
and I will jump in
\h\h\hand nab him.
00:24:11.240 --> 00:24:14.702
- Wait. Uh, sorry,
\hcould we just...
00:24:14.702 --> 00:24:18.504
Like, please. No, I can’t,
I can’t, I can’t. I, well--
00:24:18.504 --> 00:24:20.405
- Come on, come on.
It’s gonna be fun.
00:24:20.405 --> 00:24:21.768
- I don’t see how this
\h\h\h\h\hwill be fun.
00:24:21.768 --> 00:24:23.669
- It is, fun with a capital F.
00:24:25.471 --> 00:24:27.372
(birds chirping)
00:24:27.372 --> 00:24:31.207
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hello, hi.
Uh, we’re here to register.
00:24:31.207 --> 00:24:32.570
Wazowski and Harding.
00:24:33.471 --> 00:24:35.471
\h\hUh, how much clothes
are you allowed to wear?
00:24:35.471 --> 00:24:37.405
- We are not clothing optional.
00:24:37.405 --> 00:24:39.273
You can only wear clothes
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hfor safety.
00:24:39.273 --> 00:24:40.537
Like, if you’re cold.
00:24:40.537 --> 00:24:41.933
\h\h\h\h\h(shivers)
- Do you feel that?
00:24:41.933 --> 00:24:43.636
It’s really cold.
00:24:43.636 --> 00:24:45.669
\h- We lose our heat through
the top portion of our body,
00:24:45.669 --> 00:24:47.702
not the bottom. So, if you must,
put on a shirt.
00:24:47.702 --> 00:24:49.801
- Oh, good. I’ll just probably
\h\h\h\h\hwear this one, then.
00:24:49.801 --> 00:24:51.636
- Not that shirt. Too sexual.
00:24:52.273 --> 00:24:54.768
- Okay, really?
00:24:57.471 --> 00:24:58.933
(sighs)
00:24:58.933 --> 00:25:01.537
\h- No sexual behaviour,
no inappropriate comments
00:25:01.537 --> 00:25:04.504
and when you sit, use a towel.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUnderstood?
00:25:04.504 --> 00:25:05.900
- Yeah.
00:25:05.900 --> 00:25:07.570
- Change room’s behind you.
00:25:07.570 --> 00:25:09.339
- Thanks.
00:25:13.801 --> 00:25:16.306
(light music)
00:25:19.966 --> 00:25:21.306
- Oh, God.
00:25:21.306 --> 00:25:23.207
It’s like they’re taunting me.
00:25:23.207 --> 00:25:24.570
(chuckles)
00:25:24.570 --> 00:25:26.273
- I’ve always wanted to join
\h\h\h\h\h\ha nudist colony.
00:25:26.273 --> 00:25:27.438
\h\h\h\h\hApparently,
it’s really relaxing.
00:25:27.438 --> 00:25:30.504
- Yeah. I am so relaxed
\h\h\h\h\h\hright now.
00:25:30.504 --> 00:25:31.966
- Well, you’re gonna draw more
\h\h\h\h\h\hattention this way.
00:25:31.966 --> 00:25:34.537
You could at least try.
\h- This is me trying!
00:25:34.537 --> 00:25:37.405
Can you see anything?
Here, let’s do this.
00:25:37.405 --> 00:25:39.636
- Well, the pamphlet said
\h\h\h\h\hany coverage is
00:25:39.636 --> 00:25:41.570
too much coverage, so...
00:25:41.834 --> 00:25:44.372
- You look great, by the way.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Thank you.
00:25:44.966 --> 00:25:47.801
(laughing, chattering)
00:25:48.471 --> 00:25:51.273
(light music)
00:25:52.867 --> 00:25:54.669
- Companion basket...
00:25:57.405 --> 00:26:00.405
\h\h\h- Okay, where...
Where’s your CI agent?
00:26:00.405 --> 00:26:01.702
Isn’t she supposed
\hto meet us here?
00:26:01.702 --> 00:26:02.999
- Yeah, she should be here
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hsomewhere.
00:26:02.999 --> 00:26:04.669
She’s really tight with
\h\h\h\hthat Jeff guy.
00:26:04.669 --> 00:26:07.372
\h\h\h\h- Can we trust her?
- As much as you ever can.
00:26:07.372 --> 00:26:08.834
She was the sister
\hof a drug dealer,
00:26:08.834 --> 00:26:11.471
she turned her entire family in
\h\h\h\hfor a shorter sentence
00:26:11.471 --> 00:26:14.339
\hand she did about
six months in jail.
00:26:14.339 --> 00:26:16.504
\hNow, she’s out, trying
to turn her life around.
00:26:16.504 --> 00:26:18.240
Her name is Lena or Lana.
00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:19.669
- Layna?
- Layna!
00:26:19.669 --> 00:26:21.702
(Layna): Hey, I know you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hi.
00:26:22.504 --> 00:26:24.504
\h\h- I’m sorry, but we can’t
trust her, we can’t use her,
00:26:24.504 --> 00:26:26.372
because I arrested her.
\h\h- Can you trust me?
00:26:27.405 --> 00:26:29.438
You turned my life around.
00:26:29.438 --> 00:26:31.966
\h\h\h\h\hYou got me out of
my sister’s clutches, so...
00:26:31.966 --> 00:26:34.867
I’m happy to help,
\h\h\h\hseriously.
00:26:35.966 --> 00:26:37.801
You’re not supposed to be
\h\h\h\hwearing a towel.
00:26:37.801 --> 00:26:39.834
- You know what?
Fine, fine, fine.
00:26:39.834 --> 00:26:42.471
\h\h\h\h\hJust please make
the introduction and then,
00:26:42.471 --> 00:26:44.537
let’s just get out of here,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hokay?
00:26:46.438 --> 00:26:48.702
- She seems cool. Go with it.
00:26:49.372 --> 00:26:51.900
(indistinct chatter)
00:26:51.900 --> 00:26:54.438
\h\h\h- Okay, eyes on Jeff,
he’s over by the hot dogs.
00:26:54.438 --> 00:26:56.735
(humming)
00:26:57.042 --> 00:26:59.471
\h\h\h\hHas he confirmed
he’s gonna sell us a gun?
00:26:59.471 --> 00:27:00.966
- Well, he doesn’t confirm
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hanything,
00:27:00.966 --> 00:27:02.933
he’s smarter than that.
\hHe’s agreed to meet.
00:27:02.933 --> 00:27:04.471
\h\h\h\hYou’re ready
for the introduction?
00:27:04.471 --> 00:27:05.636
- Mm-hmm.
00:27:05.636 --> 00:27:07.042
- Hey, Jeff, babe.
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Hey.
00:27:07.042 --> 00:27:10.537
\h\h\h\h\h- How’s it going?
- Lay-lay, where you been?
00:27:10.867 --> 00:27:13.603
\h\h- You know, you and Naz
have a lot of similarities.
00:27:13.603 --> 00:27:15.405
Did you guys have
a good sex life?
00:27:15.834 --> 00:27:17.966
- We’re not having
this conversation.
00:27:19.075 --> 00:27:20.537
- Right.
00:27:21.405 --> 00:27:22.636
- Well, these are my friends
00:27:22.636 --> 00:27:24.405
\h\h\h\hthat I wanted
to introduce you to.
00:27:24.405 --> 00:27:26.768
- Oh, you stick out
like a sore thumb.
00:27:26.768 --> 00:27:30.339
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTextiles, eh?
People who prefer to be clothed.
00:27:30.339 --> 00:27:31.603
\h\h\h\h\hTake a note
from everybody here.
00:27:31.603 --> 00:27:33.801
Towels are for sitting,
\h\h\h\h\hnot covering.
00:27:33.801 --> 00:27:36.405
You don’t see me wearing
\h\h\h\h\h\hsofa cushions
00:27:36.405 --> 00:27:37.570
to cover up, do you?
00:27:37.570 --> 00:27:39.042
(awkward laughs)
00:27:41.405 --> 00:27:42.801
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe go back
to the trailer and chat?
00:27:42.801 --> 00:27:44.603
\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
- Okay, after you.
00:27:44.603 --> 00:27:45.867
- Okay.
00:27:46.570 --> 00:27:48.042
(siren in the distance)
00:27:48.042 --> 00:27:49.669
(Kelly): How you doin’?
00:27:49.933 --> 00:27:52.801
\h- Man, what...
What happened?
00:27:53.702 --> 00:27:55.504
- You had a seizure.
00:27:56.537 --> 00:27:59.042
Yeah, you were on some
\h\h\hmessed-up drugs.
00:27:59.042 --> 00:28:00.471
We, um...
00:28:00.471 --> 00:28:02.405
found this in your pocket.
00:28:02.669 --> 00:28:03.933
Purple Rain.
00:28:05.108 --> 00:28:06.570
- Helps me study.
00:28:06.570 --> 00:28:07.669
- Mm-hmm.
00:28:07.669 --> 00:28:08.999
- I feel really focused.
00:28:08.999 --> 00:28:10.405
You know, I just...
00:28:10.405 --> 00:28:11.867
I just sprinkle a little bit
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hin my coffee.
00:28:11.867 --> 00:28:14.108
\h\h\h\h- Hmm.
- It’s amazing.
00:28:14.108 --> 00:28:16.702
\h\h\h\h\h\hSeriously.
So then, I said, I’d...
00:28:16.702 --> 00:28:19.900
\h\h\h\h\hYou know, buy more
to share with my study group
00:28:19.900 --> 00:28:22.339
and then, this morning,
I tried snorting it...
00:28:22.339 --> 00:28:25.669
\h\h\h\h- That’s the thing with
these new synthetic drugs, Ray.
00:28:25.669 --> 00:28:27.900
The so-called manufacturer
\h\h\hcan’t be relied upon
00:28:27.900 --> 00:28:29.834
to be consistent.
\h\h\h\h\hPlus...
00:28:29.834 --> 00:28:31.768
The effects are completely
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hdifferent,
00:28:31.768 --> 00:28:34.537
depending on how much you take,
\h\h\h\h\h\hor how you take it.
00:28:34.801 --> 00:28:37.999
You... You want to tell me
\h\h\hwho you got it from?
00:28:37.999 --> 00:28:39.504
- I never met the person.
00:28:39.504 --> 00:28:42.438
I just... send an e-transfer
\h\h\h\hand then, get a text
00:28:42.438 --> 00:28:44.669
of where to pick it up
in a mailbox on campus.
00:28:44.999 --> 00:28:46.405
- What mailbox?
00:28:46.405 --> 00:28:49.141
- Uh, well this time,
\hit was in the area
00:28:49.141 --> 00:28:51.603
where the professors’
\h\h\h\hoffices are.
00:28:51.603 --> 00:28:54.933
In a mailbox, number 514.
00:28:54.933 --> 00:28:56.867
- And when did you pick it up?
00:28:56.867 --> 00:28:58.966
- Monday morning, 9:30.
00:28:59.570 --> 00:29:02.537
\h\hThink I got there
a few minutes later.
00:29:04.042 --> 00:29:07.603
- You bought these drugs for
\h\h\hyour whole study group?
00:29:07.603 --> 00:29:08.999
- Yeah.
00:29:08.999 --> 00:29:11.669
We’re all freaking out,
\h\h\h\hfalling behind.
00:29:11.669 --> 00:29:13.669
I... bought some for everyone.
00:29:13.669 --> 00:29:15.834
- Your study group including
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTueli?
00:29:15.834 --> 00:29:17.075
- Yes.
00:29:17.075 --> 00:29:18.372
Yeah.
00:29:20.504 --> 00:29:22.933
(soft music)
00:29:23.735 --> 00:29:26.834
- Kelly, hey. How’s Ray?
00:29:27.900 --> 00:29:31.702
- Ah, they’re gonna keep him
\h\hin the hospital tonight,
00:29:31.702 --> 00:29:34.735
but he’s gonna be fine.
\hHow are you feeling?
00:29:34.735 --> 00:29:36.174
- Okay.
00:29:36.537 --> 00:29:38.900
- Yeah, okay. Uh...
00:29:38.900 --> 00:29:40.966
- You don’t need to look
\h\h\hafter me, I’m fine.
00:29:40.966 --> 00:29:42.900
Nathan will be back soon, so...
00:29:42.900 --> 00:29:44.438
- Tueli, uh...
00:29:44.438 --> 00:29:46.108
Tueli, can you sit down?
00:29:46.108 --> 00:29:47.669
\h- I’m really tired,
I should go to bed--
00:29:47.669 --> 00:29:48.999
- Tueli, please.
00:29:53.141 --> 00:29:54.867
Can you look at me?
00:29:56.438 --> 00:29:58.504
I said, look at me, Tueli.
00:29:58.504 --> 00:30:02.537
Look, we did this your way.
\h\hNo cops, just friends.
00:30:02.537 --> 00:30:04.834
So, here we are. Friends.
00:30:06.075 --> 00:30:07.900
(sighs)
00:30:07.900 --> 00:30:10.966
\h\h\h\h\hRay gave that stuff out
to everybody in the study group.
00:30:10.966 --> 00:30:12.042
Did you take any?
00:30:12.042 --> 00:30:13.174
- No.
00:30:13.735 --> 00:30:15.636
But Ray’s been fine
\h\h\h\huntil now.
00:30:15.636 --> 00:30:18.537
His grades went up, he’s been
\h\h\hwriting amazing papers.
00:30:18.537 --> 00:30:21.471
\h\hYou have no idea how much
pressure is on me right now.
00:30:21.471 --> 00:30:23.174
I have to get my scholarship
\h\h\hrenewed for next year,
00:30:23.174 --> 00:30:24.801
if I don’t, I can’t come back.
00:30:24.801 --> 00:30:27.603
I’m doing my master’s program,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’m being a TA,
00:30:27.603 --> 00:30:30.471
I’m spearheading two community
organizations in my spare time.
00:30:30.471 --> 00:30:31.702
You don’t get it.
00:30:31.702 --> 00:30:32.999
I’m about to snap.
00:30:32.999 --> 00:30:35.702
\h\h\h\h- And you will snap
if you rely on that stuff.
00:30:36.735 --> 00:30:38.108
Do you get that?
00:30:39.636 --> 00:30:41.207
(soft music)
00:30:51.867 --> 00:30:52.999
Thank you.
00:30:52.999 --> 00:30:54.240
(sighs)
00:30:54.966 --> 00:30:56.735
\h\h\h- You’re nicer
with your clothes on.
00:30:56.735 --> 00:30:58.669
(laughs)
00:30:58.669 --> 00:31:00.834
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sighs)
- Please don’t tell Nathan.
00:31:01.108 --> 00:31:02.669
He’ll tell my mom.
00:31:03.801 --> 00:31:05.867
They’ve been having dinner
\h\h\h\h\h\htogether like,
00:31:05.867 --> 00:31:08.801
\h\h\honce a month and I swear,
if he tells her, she’ll freak.
00:31:09.603 --> 00:31:12.702
\h\h- You’ve been getting
together with Nathan and
\h\h\h\hyour mom, lately?
00:31:12.702 --> 00:31:14.603
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Just like,
the last six months, maybe.
00:31:14.603 --> 00:31:15.900
Since I started school.
00:31:15.900 --> 00:31:17.207
- Alright.
00:31:17.207 --> 00:31:19.504
\hLook, I gotta get
back to work, okay?
00:31:19.504 --> 00:31:22.867
But I’m glad you’re...
\h\h\h\hdoing alright.
00:31:24.603 --> 00:31:27.768
(soft rhythmic music)
00:31:34.504 --> 00:31:36.768
- Well, thank you so much
\h\h\h\h\hfor your help.
00:31:36.768 --> 00:31:38.273
(sighs)
00:31:38.834 --> 00:31:40.504
(groans)
00:31:40.504 --> 00:31:43.900
\h\hBad news. Our little
Monday morning drug drop
00:31:43.900 --> 00:31:45.900
is a dead-end, literally.
00:31:45.900 --> 00:31:49.966
\h\h\hMailbox 514 belonged
to one Dr. Topper Levenson,
00:31:49.966 --> 00:31:53.141
who passed away nine months ago.
00:31:53.834 --> 00:31:57.570
So, unless Dr. Top Lev
is selling Purple Rain
00:31:57.570 --> 00:31:58.801
from the great beyond...
00:31:58.801 --> 00:32:01.570
- Someone else might have
\h\hcoopted his mailbox.
00:32:01.570 --> 00:32:02.900
It could be anyone.
00:32:02.900 --> 00:32:04.108
- Yeah.
00:32:04.108 --> 00:32:05.240
- Top Lev.
00:32:06.735 --> 00:32:08.174
Top Lev.
00:32:08.174 --> 00:32:09.900
Levenson. Ray.
00:32:09.900 --> 00:32:11.867
Didn’t he say something
about a professor Lev?
00:32:12.207 --> 00:32:13.933
Psych 100, that’s what he said.
00:32:13.933 --> 00:32:15.735
(keys clacking)
00:32:16.108 --> 00:32:18.570
\h\h\hGuess his TAs must have
continued teaching the course
00:32:18.570 --> 00:32:19.900
after he died.
00:32:22.075 --> 00:32:25.207
\hThere are two of them.
V. Sawyers and J. Maleki.
00:32:25.207 --> 00:32:27.966
- As in Veronica and Jody.
00:32:28.273 --> 00:32:30.603
You think they still have keys
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto his mailbox?
00:32:31.273 --> 00:32:32.867
Uh...
00:32:37.042 --> 00:32:39.207
Well, according to this,
\h\h\h\hJody was teaching
00:32:39.207 --> 00:32:41.768
the Abnormal Psych tutorial
\h\h\hlast Monday morning.
00:32:41.999 --> 00:32:44.042
\h\h\h\hBut guess who had
that Monday morning off?
00:32:44.042 --> 00:32:45.702
- Veronica Sawyers.
00:32:45.702 --> 00:32:47.867
\h\h\h\hLeaving her free
to deal some Purple Rain.
00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:50.999
- Love it. Love it!
00:32:51.867 --> 00:32:54.735
(soft music)
00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:57.141
(door opens)
00:32:59.537 --> 00:33:00.933
- Veronica Sawyers.
00:33:00.933 --> 00:33:02.042
- Hi, detectives.
00:33:02.042 --> 00:33:03.801
Is everything okay?
00:33:03.801 --> 00:33:06.207
- Yeah, we’d like to know where
\h\hyou were on Monday morning.
00:33:06.207 --> 00:33:08.042
- This past Monday?
\h\h\h\hI was here.
00:33:08.042 --> 00:33:12.306
I was giving my famous
\h\hAPA citation demo.
00:33:12.834 --> 00:33:14.240
It was pretty lit.
00:33:16.174 --> 00:33:17.999
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Really?
Because the work schedule says
00:33:17.999 --> 00:33:19.273
that you don’t work Mondays.
00:33:19.273 --> 00:33:21.207
- Normally, no. Uh...
00:33:21.867 --> 00:33:24.075
This past week, Jody begged me
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto cover for her.
00:33:24.075 --> 00:33:27.834
She said she had a flute recital
of her niece’s she had to go to.
00:33:27.834 --> 00:33:29.174
- Jody did?
00:33:29.174 --> 00:33:30.339
- Yeah.
00:33:30.933 --> 00:33:32.042
(sighs)
00:33:32.042 --> 00:33:34.570
- Who has a flute recital
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hat 9 AM?
00:33:35.702 --> 00:33:36.867
(sighs)
00:33:43.933 --> 00:33:44.933
There.
00:33:44.933 --> 00:33:47.207
There she is. Jody!
00:33:47.207 --> 00:33:48.867
Can we talk to you?
00:33:51.669 --> 00:33:53.999
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
00:33:56.075 --> 00:33:57.603
Jody, stop!
00:33:57.603 --> 00:33:58.834
(gasps)
00:33:59.141 --> 00:34:01.636
\h\h\h- Jody Maleki,
you are under arrest.
00:34:01.636 --> 00:34:02.900
- For what?
00:34:04.042 --> 00:34:05.207
- This is harassment!
00:34:05.207 --> 00:34:07.999
- For this! Purple Rain.
00:34:10.702 --> 00:34:12.075
- I never meant to--
00:34:12.075 --> 00:34:14.207
\h\h\h\h- Cause us any sorrow?
Tell it to the judge, sweetie.
00:34:14.207 --> 00:34:15.735
Hands behind your back.
00:34:15.735 --> 00:34:17.075
(bird cawing)
00:34:17.075 --> 00:34:18.768
(Jeff): Layna tells me
\h\h\h\hyou two ladies
00:34:18.768 --> 00:34:20.702
\h\h\h\h\h\hare looking
for a powerful weapon.
00:34:20.702 --> 00:34:23.042
Thing is, I’m having trouble
\h\h\himagining what a couple
00:34:23.042 --> 00:34:26.999
of sweeties like yourselves
\hwant with a machine gun.
00:34:26.999 --> 00:34:29.075
\h\h\h- First of all,
we’re not that sweet.
00:34:29.075 --> 00:34:32.075
- Speak for yourself,
I’m pretty sweet. Me.
00:34:32.075 --> 00:34:33.867
(chuckling)
00:34:33.867 --> 00:34:36.801
- Sweetie so shy, she won’t even
drop her towel at a nudist camp.
00:34:36.801 --> 00:34:38.108
- Uh...
00:34:38.108 --> 00:34:41.075
Well, no, I’m not shy.
\h\h\hIt’s just, um...
00:34:41.735 --> 00:34:44.966
\h\h\hLike I have a...
Like, a B12 deficiency,
00:34:44.966 --> 00:34:47.108
so I have a hard time just
\h\h\h\h\hkeeping my hands
00:34:47.108 --> 00:34:48.933
and really thin feet warm.
00:34:48.933 --> 00:34:51.867
We’re here because, well...
00:34:52.669 --> 00:34:53.768
We need protection.
00:34:53.768 --> 00:34:55.702
- Oh.
00:34:57.636 --> 00:34:58.834
- Hey!
00:35:00.702 --> 00:35:01.900
What’s going on?
00:35:01.900 --> 00:35:04.339
- Many seeds are germinating.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPhysical seeds.
00:35:04.834 --> 00:35:08.075
Plants, trees, seeds in my mind,
not to mention the seeds
00:35:08.075 --> 00:35:09.801
of this undercover play
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe’re on.
00:35:09.801 --> 00:35:11.174
\h- I don’t know what
you’re talking about.
00:35:11.174 --> 00:35:13.669
\h\hWhere are we at?
What’s the progress?
00:35:14.966 --> 00:35:17.240
- Standby. I’m on it.
00:35:21.273 --> 00:35:22.867
They’re in the RV with Jeff.
00:35:23.867 --> 00:35:25.240
I do know that.
00:35:25.735 --> 00:35:27.900
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(sighs)
- Okay, I need to get closer.
00:35:31.273 --> 00:35:33.999
\h\h\h- Oh, mm-hmm.
- It’s not clothing
\h\h\h\h\hoptional.
00:35:33.999 --> 00:35:35.999
- Yeah, sir, I am a cop
00:35:35.999 --> 00:35:37.801
and you have a guy in there,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hselling guns.
00:35:37.801 --> 00:35:39.075
- Where’s your warrant?
00:35:39.075 --> 00:35:40.735
- We don’t have one.
00:35:40.735 --> 00:35:42.669
We need to know the guns
\h\hare on the premises.
00:35:42.669 --> 00:35:44.273
- You’re welcome to enter
\h\h\h\h\h\hthe premises
00:35:44.273 --> 00:35:46.042
\h\h\h\hif you remove
your clothing first.
00:35:46.042 --> 00:35:48.174
\h\h\hOr are you saying that
the rules don’t apply to you?
00:35:48.174 --> 00:35:49.999
- Look, I can’t go
\h\hin there naked.
00:35:49.999 --> 00:35:52.141
- The rules state you can wear
\h\h\h\h\hclothing for safety,
00:35:52.141 --> 00:35:53.900
but it cannot be sexual
\h\h\h\h\h\hin nature.
00:35:53.900 --> 00:35:57.273
That shirt, it’s very sexual.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- What...
00:35:57.273 --> 00:35:59.735
- Too sexual, take it off Kelly,
let’s go.
00:35:59.735 --> 00:36:01.933
- Is that fanny pack for safety?
00:36:03.042 --> 00:36:04.735
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.
- It’s where I keep
\h\hmy golf balls.
00:36:04.735 --> 00:36:05.867
\h\h\h\h\h\h(groans)
- It’s a good shirt.
00:36:05.867 --> 00:36:07.108
Suits your eyes.
00:36:07.471 --> 00:36:08.999
- Move.
00:36:11.735 --> 00:36:13.702
(intriguing music)
00:36:13.702 --> 00:36:15.867
- I don’t buy you two
\h\h\h\has a couple.
00:36:16.306 --> 00:36:17.735
- Well.
00:36:18.306 --> 00:36:19.471
Okay.
00:36:20.471 --> 00:36:23.042
Listen, the truth is...
00:36:23.339 --> 00:36:25.306
\h\h\h\h\hSarah and I,
we dated the same guy.
00:36:25.306 --> 00:36:27.207
I mean, not at the same time.
\h\h\h\h\hI dated him first,
00:36:27.207 --> 00:36:29.273
then I broke up with him first,
\hthen she started to date him.
00:36:29.273 --> 00:36:31.339
Then like loads of other people
\h\h\h\h\hstarted to date him.
00:36:31.339 --> 00:36:33.174
\hAnd then, I was like,
"Oh my God, am I crazy
00:36:33.174 --> 00:36:34.768
for breaking up with this guy?"
00:36:34.768 --> 00:36:36.768
\h\h\hAnd they’re all having
this really sexy and exciting
00:36:36.768 --> 00:36:38.999
polyamorous relationship
and I’m just like... Ugh.
00:36:38.999 --> 00:36:40.306
You know, like ugh,
\hlike Plain Jane.
00:36:41.405 --> 00:36:44.075
- And then, we decided
\h\h\h\h\hto invite her
00:36:44.075 --> 00:36:46.339
into our polyamorous
\h\h\h\hrelationship.
00:36:46.339 --> 00:36:48.306
- Right, you did. Thank you.
00:36:48.306 --> 00:36:50.042
And weirdly...
00:36:50.042 --> 00:36:51.867
I don’t know, it just...
00:36:51.867 --> 00:36:55.339
I think it really worked for me.
So, it was like, me,
00:36:55.339 --> 00:37:00.174
him and her, all together,
\h\hand loads more people.
00:37:00.471 --> 00:37:01.867
- Why not me?
00:37:02.966 --> 00:37:06.372
- The thing is, there’s just...
\h\h\h\hsome unsavoury people.
00:37:06.372 --> 00:37:08.867
\h\h\hOkay, not that I think
that polyamory is unsavoury,
00:37:08.867 --> 00:37:10.306
because I don’t.
00:37:10.306 --> 00:37:13.339
- Well, there are some people
\h\h\hwho don’t have respect
00:37:13.339 --> 00:37:17.273
for polyamory and they tend
to get a little aggressive.
00:37:17.273 --> 00:37:19.339
- Not aggressive, confused.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hConfused.
00:37:19.339 --> 00:37:22.801
- Some of them have been known
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto show up armed.
00:37:23.999 --> 00:37:25.306
- Seriously?
00:37:25.306 --> 00:37:28.933
- So, if I want to walk a guest
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto the door,
00:37:29.372 --> 00:37:31.339
\h\h\h\hI would make sure
they take me seriously.
00:37:35.108 --> 00:37:36.504
- Yeah.
00:37:37.207 --> 00:37:38.306
- Okay.
00:37:41.504 --> 00:37:42.933
(groans)
00:37:44.240 --> 00:37:46.306
Here she is.
00:37:46.306 --> 00:37:47.801
- Wow.
00:37:48.768 --> 00:37:50.834
- Yeah, well, 3K should do it.
00:37:50.834 --> 00:37:52.438
(sighs)
00:37:53.834 --> 00:37:55.339
Show me the money.
00:37:55.339 --> 00:37:57.768
\h\h- Okay, okay.
Hang on a second.
00:37:57.768 --> 00:38:01.801
Why are you guys inviting people
with guns to your sexy soirées?
00:38:01.801 --> 00:38:05.471
\hLike, can’t you figure out
a way to vet them in advance?
00:38:07.405 --> 00:38:08.966
Your body, your choice!
00:38:08.966 --> 00:38:10.240
- Yes.
00:38:10.834 --> 00:38:11.999
It is.
00:38:11.999 --> 00:38:13.339
(chuckles)
- I get it.
00:38:13.867 --> 00:38:17.273
\h\h\hIt’s a cover story.
This isn’t real, got it.
00:38:17.900 --> 00:38:19.438
- What do you mean, cover story?
00:38:20.471 --> 00:38:22.306
- I didn’t say cover!
00:38:22.306 --> 00:38:25.141
Jeff, I said...
00:38:25.141 --> 00:38:27.900
\h\h\h\hLover! I mean,
lover of guns, clearly!
00:38:27.900 --> 00:38:29.240
- Are you a rat?
\h\h\h\h\h\h- No!
00:38:29.240 --> 00:38:30.867
(dramatic music)
00:38:30.867 --> 00:38:32.339
(yelps)
00:38:32.339 --> 00:38:35.504
- GTPD, drop the gun now!
00:38:36.801 --> 00:38:38.867
\h\h\h\h- Purse pistol against
a machine gun? I like my odds.
00:38:38.867 --> 00:38:41.207
- How about two purse pistols
\h\hversus your machine gun?
00:38:41.999 --> 00:38:43.471
- Put it down slowly.
00:38:45.999 --> 00:38:47.273
(groans)
00:38:49.999 --> 00:38:51.339
- Thanks a lot.
00:38:52.339 --> 00:38:54.570
- Slow, get your hands up.
00:38:58.504 --> 00:39:00.207
(brakes squeal)
00:39:02.966 --> 00:39:04.372
- At your back, Kelly.
00:39:07.174 --> 00:39:09.306
Hands behind your head, Jeff.
\h\h\h\hYou’re under arrest.
00:39:11.273 --> 00:39:12.405
- Ow!
00:39:14.075 --> 00:39:16.141
(light music)
00:39:19.240 --> 00:39:21.504
\h- Do you know what kind
of charges you’re facing?
00:39:21.504 --> 00:39:22.900
(chuckles)
00:39:22.900 --> 00:39:24.966
- I mean, considering
my immaculate record
00:39:24.966 --> 00:39:27.306
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand the fact that
it’s a first offence, I mean...
00:39:28.273 --> 00:39:29.471
Please.
00:39:29.471 --> 00:39:31.570
\h\h- Alright, listen
to me very carefully.
00:39:31.570 --> 00:39:33.075
Alright?
00:39:33.999 --> 00:39:37.438
This Purple Rain stuff,
\h\h\h\h\hit’s lethal.
00:39:37.438 --> 00:39:41.108
\h\h\h\h\hIf that kid Ray dies,
you’re looking at manslaughter.
00:39:41.108 --> 00:39:42.207
- Oh.
00:39:44.075 --> 00:39:45.207
Uh...
00:39:46.306 --> 00:39:49.999
Well, if I give you my supplier,
00:39:49.999 --> 00:39:52.372
\h\h\hcould that help
lighten the sentence?
00:39:53.042 --> 00:39:55.405
- Well, it definitely wouldn’t
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhurt.
00:39:56.372 --> 00:39:59.174
- Okay, so... I get the product
00:39:59.174 --> 00:40:01.537
through a network of gamers
\h\hcalled The Replicants.
00:40:01.537 --> 00:40:04.207
They sell exclusively through
\h\h\h\han online chat room.
00:40:04.207 --> 00:40:06.108
- Battlebender.
\h\h\h\h- Yeah.
00:40:06.108 --> 00:40:07.537
But then, a few days ago,
00:40:07.537 --> 00:40:08.933
the whole operation
\h\h\hwent offline.
00:40:08.933 --> 00:40:11.405
So, I was about to meet
\h\h\hwith my contact,
00:40:11.405 --> 00:40:13.372
Jake Mardy,
00:40:13.372 --> 00:40:15.966
and he was going to tell me
\h\hhow things are moving,
00:40:15.966 --> 00:40:17.537
now that the game’s been
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshut down.
00:40:17.537 --> 00:40:19.141
- Jake Mardy?
00:40:21.504 --> 00:40:23.141
(sighs)
00:40:28.108 --> 00:40:31.042
- Hey. That was a crazy day.
00:40:31.042 --> 00:40:33.240
(sighs)
- Yeah.
00:40:35.306 --> 00:40:37.537
- I know we haven’t had
\ha lot of alone time,
00:40:37.999 --> 00:40:40.108
and Tueli is not helping that.
00:40:41.141 --> 00:40:44.273
And I cannot put her out.
00:40:44.273 --> 00:40:45.933
I’ve known her since
she was a baby. So--
00:40:45.933 --> 00:40:49.108
- No, I... I get it.
00:40:49.999 --> 00:40:52.471
- So, will you come home
\h\h\h\hwith me tonight?
00:40:52.999 --> 00:40:56.405
- I don’t know. Are you gonna
invite me to your next dinner
00:40:56.405 --> 00:40:58.438
with Tueli and Vanessa?
00:41:00.207 --> 00:41:01.339
(sighs)
00:41:02.702 --> 00:41:06.108
\hYeah. Caught wind
of your date night.
00:41:06.108 --> 00:41:07.933
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUnfortunately,
it didn’t come from you, though.
00:41:07.933 --> 00:41:10.933
\h\h\h- Kell, I have seen them
literally three or four times,
00:41:10.933 --> 00:41:12.537
tops, in the last six months,
00:41:12.537 --> 00:41:15.108
\h\hbecause Tueli is coming to
school here in town. That’s it.
00:41:15.108 --> 00:41:17.603
- Yeah, so when I asked you
\hif you had anything else
00:41:17.603 --> 00:41:20.240
to tell me, you didn’t think
\h\h\h\h\h\hthis was a thing?
00:41:20.240 --> 00:41:22.207
- No, I guess I didn’t think
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hit was a thing.
00:41:22.207 --> 00:41:24.504
\h- Nathan, you know
I have trust issues.
00:41:24.504 --> 00:41:26.702
It doesn’t take much
\h\hfor me to turtle.
00:41:26.702 --> 00:41:28.570
- Is that what’s happening now?
00:41:28.570 --> 00:41:30.174
Are you turtling on me?
00:41:30.174 --> 00:41:31.702
- All I’m saying is...
00:41:33.966 --> 00:41:35.339
(sighs)
00:41:35.669 --> 00:41:39.240
I’m gonna spend another night
\h\h\h\hat my friend’s house.
00:41:39.603 --> 00:41:40.966
\h\hBye.
- Kell--
00:41:41.273 --> 00:41:43.669
I’m sorry, Kelly...
00:41:45.570 --> 00:41:47.372
(sighs)
00:41:51.603 --> 00:41:53.306
(knocking at door)
00:41:53.306 --> 00:41:56.372
\h\h\h\h\h- Who goes there?
I’m just kidding, come in.
00:41:56.372 --> 00:41:57.702
- Hey, how are you doing?
00:41:58.801 --> 00:42:01.669
\h\h\h\h\h- Hmm. I’m fine. I’m in
my pajamas, my underwear, socks.
00:42:01.669 --> 00:42:04.141
I’ve never been so grateful
\h\h\hto be fully clothed.
00:42:04.669 --> 00:42:09.240
- I just wanted to say thank you
for letting me crash here.
00:42:09.240 --> 00:42:11.273
- Are you kidding me?
\h\h\h\hI love this.
00:42:11.273 --> 00:42:12.603
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h(gasps)
Hey, wait, are you tired?
00:42:12.603 --> 00:42:14.240
- Hmm, not really.
00:42:15.471 --> 00:42:17.075
(humming)
00:42:17.075 --> 00:42:20.042
- Come on, come on, come on.
\h\hI have been craving this
00:42:20.042 --> 00:42:21.603
\h\h\h\h\hsince Dack Adams
talked about it yesterday.
00:42:21.603 --> 00:42:24.273
- He described a gory murder
\h\h\hscene and your takeaway
00:42:24.273 --> 00:42:26.735
from that was, "Damn, I gotta
get me some of those chips"?
00:42:26.735 --> 00:42:28.570
\h- Oh my God, like,
it wasn’t that gory.
00:42:28.570 --> 00:42:30.372
\hCome on, we’ll watch
Bridgerton season two.
00:42:31.537 --> 00:42:32.669
(sighs)
00:42:32.669 --> 00:42:33.999
- Alright, move your ass
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon over.
00:42:33.999 --> 00:42:36.108
- Yes! Yes.
00:42:36.669 --> 00:42:38.339
(sighs)
00:42:39.372 --> 00:42:41.273
Hey, are you okay?
00:42:42.438 --> 00:42:45.669
- Yeah, I’m fine, you know,
\h\h\h\h\hit’s just... Men.
00:42:46.108 --> 00:42:47.768
\h\h\h\h- Oh, men.
(imitates retching)
00:42:47.768 --> 00:42:49.306
You know what? And women.
00:42:49.306 --> 00:42:52.372
- Ugh! Really, right?
\hAnd people, really.
00:42:52.372 --> 00:42:54.735
- People.
(groans)
00:42:55.141 --> 00:42:57.306
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Blah!
- Not to mention this job.
00:42:57.306 --> 00:42:59.999
- Oh my God, I can’t even talk
\h\h\h\h\habout work right now.
00:43:00.339 --> 00:43:02.174
\hOkay, everything
just makes me sick.
00:43:02.174 --> 00:43:05.570
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah, me too.
Except for these chips and you.
00:43:07.075 --> 00:43:09.273
(soft music)
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