- Detective samantha wazowski, guns and gangs!
- Detective kelly duff, drug squad!
- I think it's really weird that we haven't met yet.
- Do you mind if I get back to arresting this guy?!
- Are you aware that you left
Your son alone in the residence of a known drug dealer?
- Of course not. I left him with my stepdaughter.
- Your daughter was on the scene and she didn't identify herself.
- It's hard to wrangle an 18-year-old.
- I have a 17-year-old son so...
- Elliot! Would you like me to bring down the capital g?
- Your gun? - No! Oh, my gosh, no! I mean grounded!
- You left a 9-year-old boy alone in rafi's house with a gun.
Are you saying that we should cut her a deal?
- You know, if she cooperated and helped us find rafi.
- Rick! What are you doing with rafi? - Rafi works for me.
- Rick was bringing in goddamn drugs, and we were getting a cut.
Otherwise, my company would be tits up by now!
- Hands on your head! - Someone's gonna take
Rick's place. - These people, they're scary.
- Oh no, baby. The scariest bear in the woods is the mama bear.
(duff clearing her throat) - (duff): Testing, testing.
(indistinct chatter)
Donut holes in the house!
Three-pointer coming at you, boo! You're driving.
- Hey! Maybe don't throw things at me, ok?
'cause I don't like it, I never played ball,
And I hate frisbee. - Dang! Your childhood
Must have been bleak. - It was.
- Oh, here's the captain of the green team!
Smile for the camera. Hey, tell me something, jimmy;
Why do you boys even need guns?
People don't care about weed anymore.
- People still care about weed. - Haha! Joking, joking!
Sorensen, get your ass back to guns and gangs.
- I'm going! I'm going!
- Oh, my god! You look ridiculous.
- I look ridiculous? Have you seen yourself in the mirror?
- Hey, listen, I got coffee on my pants;
You in the other hand are dressed in a fast-food uniform.
The job suits you by the way. - Policing undercover, it does.
Bank tellering suits you very well, granny panties.
- Teller, it's not a word. - Well, you know what is a word?
Cocaine. And here's another word: Burger bucket.
- That's two words. - You know what? Let me string
Those two thoughts together for you. Someone is trafficking
Cocaine out of a burger bucket next to a high school,
So I'm going deep. - Ok, in my world,
Undercover is just a fancy word for dress-up. - Yeah, well, in my world,
Only little girls wear flowers on their underpants.
- Well, is it granny panties or little girl panties?
Why don't you make up your mind, duff?
- I don't know, how about an overall
People-who-aren't-getting-any kind of panties?
Hoohoo! Hahaha! Yes!
I gotta show the guys this and see what kind of insults
They come up with. Haha!
Got it on camera. Now, I gotta be honest, you look like a fool.
- ♪ nothin' for nothin' leaves nothin' ♪
♪ you gotta have something if you wanna ♪
♪ be with me ♪
♪ yeah, nothin' from nothin' ♪
♪ leaves nothin' ♪ - what do you want me to do, t?
Hmm? - I don't know,
But thanks to you, jackie's all tangled up with the police.
- Is she gonna have a record?
- You better hope not.
And sol pulled a gun on a cop.
- See. Now, you can wash your hands of me
Because who knows when the hell I'll get out of here.
- I'll just go back to scrambling to keep
My dad's company afloat. Kids will never have anything.
No money for college, nothing.
(sighing)
Have the bowens taken over your route?
They're still gonna cut me in?
- Buffalo won't work with those guys.
The bowens are flexing way too much, plus they're hard-headed.
That's why I import, and they distribute.
- How about I keep it running for you?
(chuckling) just tell the guys in buffalo
It's status quo.
Hey, I got the cube trucks.
I can bring it across myself.
Better for buffalo if I'm taking the border risk, right?
You set this up for me,
I'll cut you in.
- You want in the game?
Same old tig, always wanting what somebody else ordered.
- No, rick. I just want a roof over our son's head.
And I don't see anyone else in your visitor log, alright?
Right now, I'm all you got.
- Covert unit's gonna ask you a few questions,
And then you'll be officially carded as an informant.
(cell phone ringing) oh! Just a second.
Uh...
Hey, elli, what's up? Your birthday is not
For another six months; I am not giving you $500.
Well, if he is so great, then why is he selling
His clothes out of a parking lot? I am working,
Goodbye. (indistinct chatter)
- Is that your son? - Hi. I'm detective--
- Detective braith from covert unit.
She's gonna be conducting your interview.
- Nice to meet you. It's pretty painless. Just a few questions--
- What your involvement is, all that good stuff.
- I don't know anything. - Really? Because your boyfriend
Is rafi bowen from the stockwood crew,
And he is brother to randy and steph bowen,
And your stepdad is their back end, so you know
A few people, I am sure. Ok.
- I don't know anything else
About the stockwoods. I gave you guys everything that I had.
You're so convinced that the only people
Who are committing crimes are from my neighbourhood,
But criminals are all over the place.
- Ok, you know what? I'll take whatever you got.
You know, doesn't have to be the stockwood crew.
- Ok. I was at a party in rosedale the other day,
And some random girl shot up the pool house.
But that has nothing to do with the stockwoods.
- Sounds like a good tip. - Oh yeah, ok. You know what?
I'm happy to look into this random chick.
- It's brandy lynch. She lives in summerhill.
- Ok, great. I am on it unless, of course,
Detective braith, if you-- - not even a little bit.
- So-- - no.
- Ok, so...
- Hey, detective nathan green!
How's drug squad treating you? - Uh, it's alright. I'm good.
- Are you sure? You don't need that to keep awake?
- Ha ha. - 'cause you know, it's so zzz!
Hahaha! I'm joking. - I know.
- I'm just having a joke! You're great at your job!
Ok, I'm just getting a cof... Ok.
- Detective wazowski! Tiggy sullivan.
We met last week. - Oh yeah, I remember you. Hi.
- Yeah. I'm just here waiting for jackie.
Do you know how long you guys are gonna be, like,
Talking to her for or...?
- I don't know, just like... As long as it takes.
- I get it. I-I would just...
I'd hate for it to get out that she's helping the cops
Take down the bowens, you know?
I mean, I'm assuming that's who you're going after.
Which is... Good.
Teenagers, am I right? - Yeah...
- You have a son? - Yeah.
- Does he get into trouble a lot or...?
- Listen, you just have a great day, ok?
- Ok. Nice seeing you. - Bye!
- Woman: [you made me get rid of the cat; I don't even believe in allergies!]
- What? - [omg. "you know, duvets,]
[I'm allergic."] - the burger face side down...
- [no flowers, no kittens or peanuts or joy]
[or happiness. That's why we're divorcing!] - now remember,
It's one sheet per burger. No more, alright?
These things cost money. - Saving money,
That's the name of the game here at burger bucket.
- Kelly, meet chester. - Hey.
Call me kickstart. - Kickstart, huh?
That's a fun name. - Yeah, I keep
Telling him he's not gonna climb the corporate ladder
With a name like that. But you, you might have a chance.
I'm thinking you might be connected.
Boss usually lets me do the hiring.
Anyway... Chester, you are in charge.
Show kelly here the ropes, ok?
I'm off to my physio appointment.
I have a repetitive stress injury.
Carpal tunnel. Ah.
Alright, I'll be back in an hour, ok?
I'm leaving my keys. ♪♪
- All righty! Let's talk deep fryer, shall we?
Ever work one of these babies?
- No.
(buzzing and beeping)
- Brandy lynch.
Brandy, brandy... You know what?
My grandmother now, she had a dog named brandy.
It was a nasty thing. It was smelly.
It got muddy paws on you. It even ate its own poo.
But even that brandy would never endanger innocent lives.
Oh, ok.
Really? It's all on social. The whole thing's recorded.
- I was protecting myself.
- Oh, right! By brandishing a loaded weapon
And just shooting it into a pool house.
That's protecting yourself? - But it is if you've met andy.
- Andy's your boyfriend? - One of them.
- I'm sorry... (chuckling)
...But from where I'm standing, getting a boyfriend is
A challenge, but, oh, what, you've managed to get several?
- I'm part of a "throuple." yeah. Ok, it's me,
Andy and brad. I tried to end it,
And andy started stalking me. - So you bought yourself a gun?
- I... Borrowed it to scare him off.
- What type of gun is it? Where is it now?
- It's a smith & wesson. I dumped it in the lake.
I got spooked. - Who loaned it to you?
- A friend of a friend. - Is she part of the throuple?
- A "throuple" is three, so no.
- Where did she get the gun?!
- I think maybe she mentioned a dollar store
In the west end. I really can't remember.
- That's totally fine. Guess what we're gonna do. We're gonna pull all the security footage
From every dollar store west of dufferin. You and, we're gonna
Get together, sit down, we're gonna watch all that footage.
Should only take about... Two months.
- What? Ok, I have a job.
- It's fine. We'll just call your boss and tell them
It's about an investigation into a gun that you fired off.
What's her number? Or is it a he?
- Ok, I got it from my friend tabitha.
- Mm-hmm. - She's actually in barcelona
Right now, and I don't know when she's gonna be back.
She bought it from... The man in charge
At dealz dealz dealz. With a z.
- So that's like dealz dealz dealz?
That's a "throuple" of dealz.
♪♪
Sorry. Ahem! Sorry.
(indistinct song playing on the pa system)
- Hi there.
I'm wayne. Anything I can assist you with?
Wearables? Sundries? Electronics?
- Hi, wayne. I'm bianca.
- Ok. Uh...
Well, if you need anything, I'm the man in charge.
- Well, ok.
I was just wondering if you could... Hook me up.
- With who? - Oh no. I mean, I'm looking
For what one may call a fire stick.
- Oh! So electronics?
- No, no. It's more like a... A heater.
- Aaah...
(both chuckling) ok.
Yeah, we don't sell heaters. We do have fans, though.
We also have special prices on flip phones
For law enforcement if... That's of interest.
- Oh, well, that doesn't... I'm a teacher.
So that's what I do. It's not... So... It doesn't work.
Have a great day. Bye. - Ok.
- Woman: [and none of my friends like you.]
[they say you're too nice. And that just gives me]
[a guilt complex. Guilt is not]
[a good feeling, naz.] - angie, honey, I gotta go.
I love you. Ok? - [but we haven't even--]
- Welcome to burger bucket. How can I help you?
- Hey, yo, kickstart! What's up? - Yo! Kelly,
Break time. - Oh, I don't really need
A break right now. It's been slow all day. I just--
- No, it's policy, you gotta take a break.
Look, I'll even let you take a good half hour instead of 15.
Deb doesn't need to know.
♪♪ how does that sound?
- Sounds like I'm missing the party.
Hahaha! I'm joking. I'm joking.
30-minute break sounds great! - Cool.
- Yeah. - Tommy! Cash.
♪♪ - oh, oh.
Yeah, just...
See you.
♪♪
(distant siren blaring)
- Mm-hmm. Come on.
I'm telling you guys; this stuff's half-price,
You can't get it cheaper. It's good stuff.
- What's in the bag? - What? Uh...
Look, they just... They throw them out anyway,
Alright? It's a waste, bad for the planet.
Look, I'm trying to get my grandmother a new set of teeth.
A few extra bucks on the side. Please, please don't tell deb.
- Are they fresh? You can't be selling
Nasty old burgers gone bad. - They're not bad, they're not bad.
Just a little stale.
- Then I got nothing to say.
(door closing)
Thank you. Yep.
Have a good day. Hi.
- Hey. I need your help with something.
- You're gonna have to order something; otherwise, I can't help you.
- Ok. I'll have fries. - One large fry!
- Can I actually have a small fry? It doesn't matter.
How much longer you're gonna be? - It's hard to say.
This is slow moving. - Let me help you out with it.
Detective wazowski!
How are you? - I'm...
Um, what? - "thomas"?
You see anything weird going on here lately?
Hmm? - Uh...
No. It's been pretty normal.
- What the hell are the cops doing here talking to thomas?
- Ok. I'll see you later, thomas.
- Ok, everybody, back to work.
I'm dumping it now. Ok, so there was just a cop
In here waving her badge around.
- Police! Hands in the air.
I'm detective kelly duff, and you're under arrest
No, stop that! Don't do that! No! Stop! Stop! Stop!
No, stop! Naz! Naz!
Call the ambulance, this idiot's gonna need a doctor!
Why do you put the ketchup on the side instead of on the fries?
- Just 'cause I dip, that's how I do it.
- Um, you do that at fancy restaurants too?
- Well, I don't think I would be eating ketchup at a fancy restaurant.
- Ok, lady di. Alright, so what's this about?
- Hmm... Schenks wants to talk to us about a case that I'm working on.
I confiscated a gun from one brandy lynch who used it
To scare off her stalker boyfriend earlier this week.
The gun was purchased at a place called dealz dealz dealz.
- Why are you saying deals like that?
- 'cause it ends with a z. It's like dealz times three.
It's owned by ed o'farrell who's turning 80.
And two years ago, he hired one wayne revenzo. - Ah, let me guess.
Wayne has a rap sheet. - Mm-hmm. A "throuple" of frauds
And one theft by conversion. - Ok, so?
- Well, ok. I went in there, I was trying
To seize him up, and then-- - you reeked cop.
- Yes, which is why I need you to go in there
Reeking like anything else, which I feel really won't be
That hard for you. So please...
- Ok. Let me call you back.
Tell me this wayne guy doesn't have
A police officer in his family. - Not that I'm aware of. Why?
- The bullet that brandy shot into the pool house, turns out
It is a match for a test bullet that was used in a crime
Two years ago. - I'm sorry, I'm confused.
- The gun was confiscated by the islington police
Who sent it off to be destroyed, but somehow it made
Its way back out and onto the streets.
So now I am worried that we are dealing with a dirty cop
Who is stealing confiscated guns and selling them.
Duff, get in there and confirm wayne revenzo is selling guns. - Yeah, absolutely.
- And then we'll shake him down for his back end. Really?
We need to tie this up fast. And keep it to yourselves.
Now, here is everything
That I collected on tabitha parnell. She's your way in.
And, thank black baby jesus, she is indeed in barcelona.
Kevin's sick. I need to get home
And see what's up!
Keep me posted. Oh, kevin, my baby.
- Isn't she a lesbian? - Yeah.
- Who's kevin? - I don't know.
- You know what? This makes me really sick:
Wayne revenzo selling guns
Under o'farrell's old blind nose.
- Noses aren't blind, though mouths can smell.
- Mouths can't smell. They can taste.
- You ever sniff your own breath?
- Do you have like... Like any breath mints
Or gum or anything?
- Sorry, no.
- (duff): Ok, kids, I'm going in.
(electronic door chime)
How you doing? - Hi there.
I'm wayne. Anything I can help you with?
Wearables? Sundries?
Electronics? - Yeah, maybe.
(electronic door chime) - (man): Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not too fast. Dad, you're ok? - Yeah, terrific.
- If you get dizzy again, give me a call. It could be
Your, uh... Your blood sugar or something, right?
- Not dizzy!
Jesus, you're dizzy. Just let me do my work, please.
- (man): Hey, wayne. Keep an eye on him, ok?
- Yeah, I got him.
- Sayonara, you useless tit.
Where's my, uh...? Oh.
- Why is she not following wayne? I said wayne is the target.
- How are you doing? - Hey, fine. How are you?
- Good. I think you know my friend tabitha.
- Tabitha?
- I told her I had something to trade, and she told me to come here
And talk to the man in charge. - Hey!
You need help, you talk to me.
Ed's the owner, but I'm the man in charge.
(ed grunting amusedly) - right.
Whatever.
(electronic door chime)
- We need a plan b.
We need a plan b!
Plus, I need a piece of that gum.
- (nazir): Relax. She got this. It's
Why they call her the nicholson. - What?
- Jack nicholson. Come on, the guy is a genius.
- Hardly. - Yeah!
- No, come on. He has a lot of charisma, a lot of like gaaah,
But, you know, he plays the same character all the time.
Plus, why isn't she the "viola davis"
Or the "meryl streep"? Now, if you told me
This is the meryl streep, I would feel way more confident.
- Because she likes the nicholson.
Haven't you noticed when she says goes?
- I know. I've been feeling, like, really bad for you.
Having to work with her all the time, you must feel
Like really downtrodden, really useless.
- It's not how I would describe it,
But thank you. - You're welcome.
I need your popcorn. - That's...
- She's just leaning on the wall. She's just leaning on the wall
Like a... Oh! - Could you just let her
Do what she does? - Is there any particular reason
Why you won't do business with my employee?
- Tabitha told me to come here,
Speak to the man in charge. - Tabitha?
- Yeah. That guy may think that's him,
But I've been around long enough to know
That man is trying way too hard to be in charge of anything.
- Oh, he's young, give him a break.
He is a good kid, he's got a heart of gold,
Which is more than I can say about my own son.
So you know tabitha? - Yep.
- Well. How is it you know tabitha?
Are you friends with her husband?
What's the story there?
- Husband? Nah.
She dated my sister.
So we keep in touch. - Oh, you keep in touch, huh?
- Yeah. Wishing I was stretched out
On playa de bogatell with her right now.
- (ed): That's right. Lucky little girl.
- (duff): Uh-huh.
- What can I do for you?
- 9 millimetres, some .50 cal. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ok, close it up.
What's your name, dear? - Kelly.
- Why don't you follow me.
- (nazir): There you go. What did I tell you? Huh?
It's why we call her the nicholson.
- So, kelly...
...What do you want?
I need a 96 beretta.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Ok. Pat her down. - Bag. Hands up. I'm gonna
Pat you down real quick. Thank you.
What's a nice lady like yourself
Need a semi for, huh?
- Who said I was nice?
Ok.
I need it to scare my man, alright?
He won't leave. I've been with him for 10 years.
- I was with my wife for 50 years.
- Yeah, but I bet your wife was nice.
- No. Fiona was a right bitch.
- Did fiona put a 96 beretta
On you when she wanted beer from the fridge?
- No. She wasn't that bad. - Well, when I needed money
For groceries, a 96 beretta in my face.
Home late? A 96 beretta in my face.
I tried to go to the cops, but they're useless.
- Yeah. Ain't that the truth.
- Yeah, wayne, he don't like cops much. Do you, wayne? - I don't.
- Well, this is what you do.
We're gonna hold your ammo as a deposit.
Near 5 o'clock, show up at this backdoor back here
With an extra grand in your pocket for me,
And then we can do this.
Ok? - Can I trust this guy?
- Yeah, you can. I trust him
More than my own son. As a matter of fact, when I die,
I'm gonna leave him the store. Isn't that right, wayne?
- I'll call it wayne's dollarama.
- Ok, thank you. - No. Thank you.
(satisfied sigh)
- I'm the goddamn nicholson. (chuckling)
- I need to figure out how close the cops are
To busting the bowens. They say anything to you?
- No, they just asked me what I knew.
That wazowski one's got a son she can't control
Around your age. Name's elliot, look him up.
Maybe you make friends. Maybe she talks to him. Who knows?
- What the? I can't just randomly make friends
With somebody, mom.
Unless you cough up some cash.
Ok, come on, mom, let's get real here.
He's into clothing, right? Like fashion, hmm?
You want me to link up with this guy or not?
(suspenseful music)
(indistinct police radio)
- Detective tara swallows, homicide. Who found the body?
- That'd be me.
- Chase, you wanna grab the bio packages?
You were looking to buy drugs? - Guns.
He wasn't selling drugs.
Kelly duff. We've met before.
(mouthing)
No? Ok. - Detective tara swallows.
This is detective dustin chase, homicide.
- Detective samantha wazowski, guns and gangs. We've also
Met before. - Detective ty nazir.
We too have met before. (mouthing)
- Ok. Um, kelly was helping us out on a covert uc operation
When she found the body. - Was he dead
When you got here? Did you call an ambulance?
- We're gonna have to ask you to head back to the oce,
Wait for us there. And we're going to need to seize your gun.
- Excuse me? - Curious to know
How your investigation may have led to this guy's death.
- I didn't have one on me. I went undercover to buy--
- Happy to cooperate however we can.
- Sounds like a random b&e. - I don't know, might not be--
- We'll get your statement later. Now, we're gonna have to ask you to vacate the scene.
- Until we know who's providing these guns,
We might want to say as little as possible
About what we're doing. - Swallows and chase,
It's a cheap-ass porno if I ever heard it.
(distant siren blaring)
(chuckling)
(snorting) hmm...
You don't got much of a life, huh?
You just sit around here all night?
- I don't see you going anywhere.
Plus, my son probably has friends over, and they just really ignore me.
- Oh. Just like high school, huh?
- Yeah. No. - Oh!
Good. Look,
I was on my way to the emergency vet with kevin
When I get a call from homicide saying that they've taken over the dealz case,
B&e gone wrong. Tell me this isn't a dirty cop.
- Oh. We don't know what it is, but it's definitely not a b&e
Because there was no sign of forced entry. And if it was a b&e,
It's probably because ed o'farrell is a gun dealer.
- A gun dealer who was apparently killed by a .40-calibre bullet.
- Oh, christ! It's standard police round.
- But it's also the same bullet used in a 96 beretta,
So... I live in hope.
- Ok, I'll get ballistics to call when they hear.
- Yeah. And we'll pull in wayne revenzo tomorrow.
Maybe he got tired of waiting to inherit the store
And decided to speed up the process.
- No! Leave it. Officially, homicide takes precedence,
So stay low, stay quiet and stay out of their way.
I gotta get kevin to the vet. You two, go home!
Come here, bibi. Come here. Let's go
Take care of you. Your tummy doesn't
Feel good. (door closing)
- (swallows): I'm glad to tell you that your father's death was
Quick, though admittedly brutal. - Any idea
Who did this? - We're still investigating,
Mr. O'farrell, but it appears to be a robbery
Gone wrong. - Hi.
- Do the robbery ever go right? - It can go a lot "righter" than it did today.
- It's actually "more right." I mean, it's still an awkward thing to say, but...
- My dad owns a dollar store for god's sake!
- We need to ask him of his dad's side business.
- What is his side business? - We can't say, it's part
Of our covert operation, but we will need
A few minutes alone with mr. O'farrell.
- (swallows): I need your help. - (o'farrell): Yeah. I'll do whatever you need.
- Are you gonna relay that information or...?
- No.
- (o'farrell): Uh, someone stole
A recycling bin, so... (knocking on glass)
- Sorry, where were we?
- You're too soft.
Watch me chase this.
- (swallows): This is a matter-- (knocking)
- Excuse me. Need a few minutes to interview mr. O'farrell.
In private. - I'm detective tara swallows.
I'm in the middle of a homicide investigation.
- Yeah, I know that. We've met.
I just need a few minutes-- - I don't care what you need.
I need you to leave, I need you to respect my investigation,
And I need you to turn around and leave my interview.
- Yeah, I respect. I just need a few minutes-- - yeah. "I just, I just..."
- Oh! - Do I need to have
A firm chat with inspector schenks?
- No, no. - No? No.
- No. - No.
- Yes. - No.
I didn't think so. I didn't think so.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Why don't you just--
- Can I just ask him one question? - Absolutely not. Not even one.
Out.
(buzzing and beeping)
Now where we were?
(beeping) so this recycling bin,
What dimensions are we talking?
(kelly sighing) - oh, it must have been
Like really hard to swallow.
- Yo! Elliot!
Come play, man. She's not gonna show.
- She is. I need the money, yo.
- You should just mail her that crap.
- It's not crap. - I hope not.
- Hey. Are you j? - Yeah.
Alright. So this is
Highland collegiate, eh? - Yes, ma'am.
- Where all the pretty girls go.
- Well, not all of 'em.
Here.
- Ok. Alright.
Alright, alright. Two bills.
- No, 250. I waited in line all day.
- Oh, ok, so you like wasting time then?
- Yeah. So you don't have to.
Sweet.
- Who designed that? - It's... It's nothing.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Cool. Well...
Now it's something. (elliot chuckling)
(siren blaring)
(buzzing and beeping)
- You?!
You're a cop?! - Surprise.
The same one you made a deal with for a 96 beretta,
And I got it all on tape.
- Fine. What? You... You... You're gonna charge me?
- Depends. What can you tell me about ed?
- What about him? - He's dead.
- No, he's not. - Yes, he is.
- I just saw him yesterday. You were with me,
What are you talking about? - Yeah, well, we found his body
In your shop at 5 p.M. After you closed up
And conveniently took off!
- He's dead? - He's dead.
- Oh, my god.
You're lying.
Oh, my god! Oh! - Ok, ok. Alright, alright.
- Oh, my god! (crying)
- Alright, mr. Revenzo, I'm sorry to have to do this,
But, um... I need to test your hand
For gunshot residue.
(sobbing) it wasn't wayne.
Gsr's clear, and he has an alibi.
- Schenks got the ballistic report back from ed's murder.
The bullet wasn't from a police gun;
It was from a 96 beretta that was used in a drive-by in 2016,
Confiscated by the cops. Supposedly destroyed last year.
Ok, so what are you looking for? - Just seeing
Where the guns get destroyed once they've left the police.
- Oh, it's empire steel on hamilton.
- That's a new contract. Six months ago,
It was eastern steel and year before that, it was king city.
- Oh, my god! Ok, pull up...
Pull up your bodycam footage. Do it. From yesterday.
The stuff from dealz. It's the stuff from dealz!
The stuff from dealz! Go into network. Go into network.
- We're networked. - Press enter. Press enter.
Go to... I'm just gonna do it. - Go right ahead. Yeah, ok.
- Thank you. - Wayne, keep an eye on him, ok?
- Yeah, I got him.
- Sayonara, you useless tit.
- Paul o'farrell: Sad eyes, sweet face,
You know, really not unpleasant looking.
- Jesus, woman, how desperate are you?
- Luckily for you I am very desperate 'cause I "zazzed" him
That pretty good look. Look at his jacket.
- Ohhh...
Ahhh...
So your boyfriend here works for the same steel company
Where the police sent the confiscated weapons
For meltdown. - It wasn't a dirty cop.
Ed was getting the guns from his son.
Ok, wait. You don't think that paul killed his own dad?
- I don't know.
But you're gonna find out. We'll cut wayne a deal,
Have him call paul, tell him that the beretta buyer
Still wants to finish the deal. You're gonna go in,
Buy the gun from him, and maybe we'll find our murder weapon.
- Oh no. I'm not going undercover. No, absolutely not.
That's not my-- - I've been compromised, dummy.
Paul saw me in the interview room. He knows I'm a cop.
- Yeah, but you're the streep. You look really good.
You're the streep. I'm not the streep.
- No. I'm the nicholson.
You know, you're more like the pamela anderson.
But even pamela can get the job done in a pinch.
Tits up. (kelly grunting)
This'll be good.
- Testing, testing, testing.
Oh, hi. Yeah, I'm bianca. What? No, I'm just...
Oh, I'm bianca. What? No, I'm... It's no big...
My name is bianca. - Wow.
- I'm... It's...
I'm bianca; how... How does it sound?
- Fake as hell. - Oh, yeah, yeah?
- Look, I'ma say this one time, ok?
If you don't believe what's coming out your own mouth,
No one else is going to either. Alright, just be yourself.
Lean in to what's real. - Oh yeah.
Like len and the beretta were real.
- Yeah, actually, they were.
- You had a boyfriend point a gun in your face?
(sighing)
- Let's just say there was enough truth in my story
That the lie was bulletproof.
Ok? - Ok.
- Here's the money. Let's go.
- (wayne): Ok, he's not here. He's late.
- I cannot wait to turn you over to homicide because they are gonna shred you.
- I told him what you wanted. He said that she was supposed to pick it up yesterday.
And I can't control what he does. He said he was...
- Hi. I'm samantha. You must be paul.
- Paul, uh, I told you about
Samantha. Um, I'll let you guys go ahead
And talk it out. You two, talk.
- Hi. - Yeah, if you don't mind,
I'm just trying to gather my father's effects.
- Yeah. ♪♪
Listen... Listen, I'm really sorry
For your loss. I only met your dad the other day,
But he seems like a real... Like a force.
- (paul, scoffing): "force." - yeah, so,
Well, your dad promised that he'd help me out,
And I guess that's why I'm here with the money.
Hey. Wayne said that you'd be cool.
- You're too thirsty, waz. You're too thirsty. Ease up.
- I am offering you a decent price for this particular item,
And if you're not willing to make me a deal,
Then you're a useless tit.
I should be dealing with wayne after all! - What the hell did you call me?
- Oh, snap. Nice pull-up, waz.
(grunting)
- I called you a useless tit.
And you're clearly not the brains of this operation,
Which is obviously why wayne's taken over.
- You have no idea who does what around here.
- Yeah? And what do you do
Except impale potential customers on what?
A bunch of kitten toys? Why don't you get off me?!
- What do you want exactly? - A 96 beretta like your dad promised me!
- I don't have one! -Yeah, well, that's the only one
I know how to shoot because that's the one my husband had
And that's the one I learned on. And now my husband's gone,
So is the gun and so is my son. And I'm alone and I hate it.
Like, I really, really hate it. But that is life,
Right?
You work like a dog to provide everything
For your family, and then what?
Because who says that that family is gonna stick around.
Because husbands leave and kids grow up, and then what?
You're left without hobbies or friends or interests
Except in the family that just left and the job
That you're eventually gonna retire from.
No, I don't want to be alone, but if I have to be,
Well, I need a gun for protection,
And I need a gun that I am familiar with.
- Everything I have is in my car.
(nazir exhaling)
- Let's go.
- Got the money?
- Here. You can count if you like.
- Something's off here.
How did you know that I wasn't getting the store from my dad?
- What?
- Yeah. And inside, remember, you said you knew
That wayne was taking over. How did you know?
- Your dad told me.
- Really?
Huh! (cocking the gun)
In a business meeting about guns,
My son-of-a-bitch father told you that he was giving
The store to wayne? 'cause he only told me yesterday.
- Hey, I get it. I mean, if my dad was giving away
My inheritance to some loser, I would be like way pissed.
- You're wired? Trying to get a confession or something?
- Nah. I think I'm just gonna leave that to homicide.
Because you see, paul, you might have one gun on me,
But there are two on you. - What?
- I said, "you might have one gun on me, but two on you!"
- (duff): Police! (grunting)
- Ugh! Aaargh!
- Stay down. - Paul o'farrell,
You are under arrest for selling illegal weapons.
I am pretty sure this is the same gun
That you used to kill your father with.
We're just gonna let ballistics be the judge of that!
- I got him. Come on!
- Ok, ok. The streep, not bad.
- I don't know. I think I'm more like the daniel day lewis
Where like, I know, like the daniel double d lewis!
- No. - Wooo!
- Ok, ok. - Did you see that?!
- I saw it, it was good, but this moment, this moment...
- Yeah! Calm down! - Just calm down. Deep breath.
Deep breath. Yep.
- Undercover! Woohoo!
- Yeah.
(dog barking)
(cell phone ringing)
- Hello? - Man: [this is the lakeshore detention centre.]
[do you accept the charges?]
- Yes, I'll accept the damn charges.
- [you're connected. - What did they say?]
- You're in.
[messiano's intrigued.]
[he says he likes working with women.]
Buffalo is gonna give you a try, but you've got to keep the status quo.
[you just need to keep the same distributors. You talked to the bones yet?]
- [no, but I will. Don't worry.]
Seriously, thank you.
- Hey, tig,
These buffalo dudes, they, um...
(buzzing)
Just... Just don't thank me yet, alright?
(sighing)
(knocking on door) - ♪ I don't wanna ♪
♪ listen too closely ♪
♪ to a single word you told me ♪
♪ every time you approach me ♪ - hmm...
What are you doing here?
- Well, it's not Friday, yet you texted.
- Ah...
Must have been a moment of weakness, I guess.
- Which is why I ran over.
- Alright. You're a Friday-night thing, nathan, don't get any...
- Ok, but it's Thursday.
What's up?
(exhaling) - I don't know. I don't know.
- ♪ I'm so afraid of intimacy ♪
- I need to shake some things off.
Hold up. I'm gonna keep my shoes on 'cause it's my house,
It's my rules. You're just gonna take my shoes off
In my house? - Yeah, ok, but it's hard
For me to love up your feet with these things on.
- Well, nobody asked you to love up my feet.
They probably stink. (nathan sniffing)
- Nah. Smell good to me.
- Come on now, why are you lying?
- Babe, I'm not lying.
I said they smell good... (sniffing)
...To me. - ♪ all real enough to know ♪
♪ that you won't understand me ♪ (duff chuckling)
(duff sighing contentedly)
Oh. - How's that?
- Oh, my god! I feel so good.
- ♪ 'cause I'm dead set, don't trust in me ♪
♪ honesty is better when it's practised ♪
♪ 'cause no love is perfect for me ♪
♪ don't stress your confidence in subtleties ♪
♪ 'cause no better half can satisfy ♪ - hey.
- Hey. - I thought you were in bed.
- Nah, I was just working late.
Went undercover, and I got a guy for murder.
You know, I don't think that's too bad for a nerdy old lady.
Bet you wish I was like a cool mom,
One of those hippie artist types.
- Nah, you would be a terrible artist.
- Yeah, but all you kids, you hate cops.
I mean, it's still badass.
At least, you're one of the good ones, right?
- Yeah.
- Night, mom. - Night.
♪♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Is your mom gonna come in? - Nah. Nah, we're good.
- Good. - She's gonna be asleep
In like five minutes. - Good.
'cause I wanna know everything about you.
(elliot chuckling)
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Closed captioning by sette inc