- My sister, my queen, my bff! (cheers)
Get a real job. Defund the police!
- Hey!
- A lot has happened in eight months,
You're back with steve, got a new friend.
- I'm making partner on Friday. - Here we go, there it is.
- You've been playing me for eight months.
(screaming)
- Can you keep brixton? - Me?
- Hi. - Hi.
- I have been mandated to invite you back into the oce.
(sigh)
- Finally, you are going to sleep, uh?
(chuckling)
I don't know how your mom does it, I got to hand it to her,
But don't ever tell I said anything else.
I'll never hear the end of it. (chuckling)
- The end of what? - Oh, ella. Uh... Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Um... There's his bag,
His breakfast is in there, which he did not eat.
- He hasn't eaten yet?
(sigh) how'd he sleep?
- Uh...
Not really that well, neither did I.
As a matter of fact, we both were up till about 4 am.
- Okay, wow, it's almost 9. We're already late,
I'm meeting another nanny in the park.
- Oh, okay. Yeah, see you later.
- Thank you.
- Bye, brixie!
- Yo, duff! Wait up.
- I'm late enough as it is.
Getting the baby ready was practically impossible.
- You know who's keeping me up at night? Steve.
He's got depression insomnia, he just wanders around the house
All night ever since he lost his promotion to ro.
- Who's ro? - She's like a friend of mine,
She's really great. I'm actually in a 10k challenge
With her right now, I'm already 3000 steps in,
So I'm off to like a really strong start.
- Uh... Excuse me?
Wazowski, we're not supposed to use the oce entrance,
And why are you in your civvies?
- Oh, right, yeah, so I got pulled back into oce.
- As a detective?
- Uh... Yeah, guns and gangs with duff here.
I meant... I meant to tell you or call you.
- Sure. Wow. Won't they be lucky.
After eight months riding with me,
You picked up a lot of knowledge.
- You know what? Um... We're gonna see you later, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, but like, when later? Do you want to,
Like, put something on the books, or... Play it by ear?
Go with me here, what if we start a club?
Cuff chicks, badge bitches,
Babes who bust...
Badges with vages, vages with badges,
Oh, that actually would be probably a bit better,
Something where we can, like, you know,
All get together as women detectives.
- Um... It's just that... (clears throat)
You talk like a detective...
- We'll talk about it later.
- Yeah, just let it mull around in your brains
And we can get together anytime you want.
I'm usually free, I got lots open in the calendar,
So if you want to give me a call to go for sushi.
(door closing)
- Tell me this, how did you deal with her for eight months?
- I don't know, I think I was in some sort of like fugue state.
I just... I am so happy to be back, like, familiar places,
Familiar faces. Why are these cupboards all rearranged?
Where are all the good snacks? I swear to god,
Every time I come back in here, the old battle-axe,
She has like flipped things around.
- Good morning, wazowski.
- Good morning. Hello, commander.
I just thought you were duff and that...
- Oh.
- Yeah. Wow!
Your hair, it looks really nice with the...
- Oh, yeah, my... My niece did it, I hate it.
I'd prefer you not draw attention to it.
- Sorry, I'll just... - Here's your badge, detective.
- Thank you. - Don't thank me, thank shanks.
- Oh...
- Morning.
- Morning. How was your night?
- Oh, it was good.
- How's brix?
- He's great.
- Do you wanna come over tonight?
You know I love me some baby, I'll make you some dinner...
- You know what? Let me think about that.
- Look what I got! - Oh! Look who it is!
- That looks good on you, wazowski.
- Thanks. I am so excited to be back.
Okay. Yeah, what do we got? A drug bust? Trafficking ring?
- Yes. This is tim nadon, he goes by switch.
- Yeah. We think he sold some drugs to this woman
Who od'd in a club last week and died.
- Yeah, he's known for dealing cocaine,
But the medical examiner said this was not that,
So we need to figure out what he is selling.
- So, we need to use a uc
As bait and bust him when he sells again.
- We'd love to, except we've been following him
All week and he hasn't made a single sale.
The guy barely leaves the house.
- Yeah. So, we need to get inside and plant one of these.
- Any idea how?
- Well, his mother just passed away
And by the sounds of the obituary, I don't know,
She seems pretty religious.
(♪)
(doorbell ringing) - okay, just let me do
All the talking. - Why?
Do I not look pious enough? - What do you know about jesus?
- Uh... He's jewish, he's not white
And he's probably afraid of nails. Joking, that's...
- Hello? - Hello! God bless you.
My name is kelly, this is my partner in worship, sam,
We're here from st. Hunna's, and your name is?
- I go by switch. - Switch.
How fortuitous because we were hoping that you would
Switch to our church. I'm just kidding.
(laughing) I'm kidding, but did you see
What I did there with your name? It's like, "switch." and then...
- The good lord has obviously given her a sense of humour.
- Amen!
- Get in, plant the devices,
We'll let you know when they're engaged.
- But we really just wanted to let you know
What we're all about, can we just come in for a quick chat?
- No, sorry.
- Oh, that's a shame because when we visited a while back,
We spoke to meredith and she just seemed really keen
To continue our conversation. - Did she?
(together): She did.
- Just come in. - We're gonna come.
Oh, my gosh, your house is lovely. Did you decorate?
- The good lord is blessing you.
- No, this was my mother's house.
Meredith, the woman you met...
Uh, she passed away about six months ago.
- Oh, I'm so sorry. (sigh)
- There is a verse that I draw from when I'm feeling really down,
"though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil!" um! Psalm 23:4.
- I thought that was coolio. - True also... What a cool song.
But if you really love music, our church has it all.
Our music can be heard...
(singing): On high, yeah!
If you know what I mean.
Let me tell you all about it now.
- You know, I would love to--
- I actually also sing in the choir, one of three mezzo-sopranos,
We call ourselves mezzos for the messiah.
- Could I just use your washroom really quickly?
- I-- - I gotta go! It's happening...
- I can't let you back there. - Really?
It sure is happening, I'm peeing through my skirt.
- Okay, okay, it's that way.
(indistinct yelling) just... Just hurry up.
- She has a really weak bladder. What is this?
(indistinct chatter) (clattering)
- It's right here? - Oh, my goodness!
Oh darn, did I do that?
Oh, boy, can I help you pick those up?
- It's okay, I got it.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- I am so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Oh! Your mom would be so proud of you.
You led us into her home, now your home,
And next step is to let the lord,
The lord, into your heart,
Because the holy spirit is filling this room!
Hallelujah! Can you feel it?
- Hey guys, I think I found the spot.
(sigh) - your friend is taking a while.
- But you know, sometimes, those number ones,
They just turn into number twos. - Oh.
(gasping)
- Oh, hello. Um... (clears throat)
You must be a friend of switch's.
Your hair looks nice, my name is sam,
It's really nice to meet you.
(indistinct chatter)
Oh, hi. What sort of drugs are you on?
Maybe I could help you, is that something you...
(screaming) - what's that?
- Sam? Sam, are you okay?
- I actually have friends visiting, but...
(screams) - sweet baby jesus!
- Someone else is in there with her.
(groaning) - oh my god!
Get off of me!
- Sam? Are you okay? (screaming)
- Oh, well, maybe we should just go check.
(screaming)
Sam! Get off! Look out! - Guys, is everything all right?
- Don't get into my stuff! Okay, everyone out!
- Get off of her! I'm calling the cops!
(groaning) - no, no cops!
- Give us a sign if you need backup.
(groaning)
Should we come in?
- Sam, come on, we gotta get out of here.
- Come on, sam. - Two seconds!
- Ah! - Hey! Give me those back, lady!
- Device is in place!
- Okay, we got it.
- Come on, sam! - I'm coming!
(groaning)
Ugh... What the hell were those people on?
- Well, the test kit works and the drug seems to be
Some sort of cathinone. - What, like bath salts?
- Weirder, and actually, some of the same chemicals
Were in the deceased's toxicology report.
- So, we have a new drug on the street.
- Yeah, looks like it.
But we can't just arrest switch for an empty bag of whatever,
We have to prove that he's selling it.
- Any lawyer worth their salt... No pun intended.
(together): Hey!
- ...Could say that those two brought that stuff
Into switch's house themselves.
- Okay, so we listen in, intercept his next deal,
Get him in here, figure out where he's getting it from
Before it kills somebody else.
- Wazowski, duff.
Follow me.
I've got a case for you two.
Someone's been stealing liquid ketamine from the vet clinic
At metro animal sanctuary and no one can figure out how it's getting out.
This case has been sitting on my desk for six months,
Collecting dust, unsolved, and I just got a call that it's happened again,
20 vials, this time. You need to call the director, martin baker.
- Oh, commander ballard, no... Disrespect,
But we are actually working on a really big drug bust.
- Uh-uh, uh-uh, bigger than medical-grade ketamine falling onto the streets?
- Well, does bath-salty-killer meth-cocaine on-crack
Sound small to you? - Hey, listen, I have an idea.
Maybe watts and chase could do it?
- Oh. - They've tried and failed.
Hey, I need fresh eyes, right?
Do you know how often liquid ketamine is used in instances of date rape?
You know what date rape is, right?
Do you know how many date rapes could be facilitated
By somebody who has 20 vials of liquid ketamine?
- Date rape sounds kind of victim-blamey, right?
- Maybe we could just say sexual assault?
- Why don't you just say, "yes, commander, I'll look into it."
Um? How about that, right? See?
This why I like to pick my own team.
You know, shanks forced me to take you both back because...
Well, she thinks you walk on water, but...
Me, I'm not so sure. You have just gotten back from...
What, eight months undercover?
So, god knows what your mental state is.
- My mental state is fine, thank you.
- And... So, just to be clear, I wasn't undercover.
- No, you were demoted, so forgive me for not being
Convinced of your merits, but hey, solve the case,
Prove me wrong, prove yourselves. Until then,
Neither of you are part of the a team.
- Chase, what do you know about this animal sanctuary?
(laughing)
- The animal sanctuary? Again?
(laughing) good luck with that.
- You two better clear your schedules for the rest of the year.
(laughing)
- Okay, so you two have nothing to add to this shoddy report?
You have no information, any suspects,
No idea who is stealing the ketamine?
- No one was ever seen sneaking anything
In or out of the locker room
Where the pharmaceuticals are stored.
- Yeah. And it stopped happening, so... Case closed.
- Case closed. - Case closed.
- Or it stopped happening because the police kept interviewing everyone?
- If we couldn't solve it, you two are never gonna solve it.
- Never. - Okay?
It's almost like someone was just... Stealing in plain sight.
- Plain sight. (laughing)
- I mean, it is like someone is stealing in plain sight!
It's all my fault.
I tried moving the vials to my office, but...
People need the ketamine so often in the clinic
That it became a total boondoggle signing it out.
I should have kept better track of it.
But do you know how hard it is to be a single parent
Of five and run an animal sanctuary?
- That's like managing two sanctuaries.
I mean, I'm taking care of one kid and I got--
- I try to be a good boss!
I throw holiday parties, I give the staff bonuses, but...
Well, what do I get? Some jackass stealing tranquilizers!
Uh...
Uh, anyway, I want to help, but I have to pick up
One kid in 20 and then,
Take another to jiu-jitsu right after.
- Mr. Baker, can you get us into your veterinary centre
Undercover before the next batch of ketamine is delivered?
- I mean, it's just really the best way for us to suss out
Who's doing it without giving the perpetrator a heads up.
- Sure, but the next shipment's on Thursday,
So you don't have very much time.
- You know, maybe you can help speed up the process.
Tell me, who else has access to the drugs?
- Uh... Well, there's only three people
Who have keycard access to the treatment room.
(card whipping) oh!
- All right, give it to me.
- Okay, so first up is riley salgado, she's 26,
She's a veterinary technician. According to logs, she swipes
In and out with one of these several times a day,
But she doesn't have a keycard to the drug room.
- I looked at her viewpix and besides being a radical vegan
And a huge animal lover, she seems to be a dj.
House, edm, techno.
- Ooh, so do you think that she's stealing the k to sell at parties?
- Maybe, or it could be marla van beeks.
She's 40 and is a bird handler.
Now, according to martin, one of her birds is on a strict
Regimen of antidepressants.
She's been given a keycard to retrieve its medication daily.
- Oh, look at this! Okay, marla's recently separated
And she's paying a ton of support to her unemployed ex-husband,
So do you think that she is stealing the drugs to pay for alimony?
- Oh, I don't know. It could be this guy.
Carl massoud, head veterinarian.
Now, he did a stint in rehab for alcoholism
And he was arrested for fraud charges and he was cleared,
But it still could be a red flag.
Now, speaking of red flags. - Mm?
- What do you think about what ballard said to me today?
About me coming back to oce?
- Um...
Could you just remind me again?
- How I might not be ready to come back to work?
I mean, it's ridiculous, right?
How many times have I gone undercover?
Dozens, and I'm all right. My mental state is fine, right?
- Oh my god, oh my god! No, wait. Oh...
Okay, so the lawyer that got carl off, that's my friend, ro!
That's my friend! Okay, so we can go and ask her about him.
- Ever heard of attorney-client privilege?
- Ever hear of a character witness?
Come on, you should meet her anyway.
Just so you know, I got 3000 steps in before work.
- I did a 5k this morning,
Then a cooldown walk on my treadmill before my morning smoothie.
- Oh, well, it's game on for you.
Oh, and my exercise ring has closed for the day.
- What? (laughing)
- Can we talk about carl before my patience ring closes for eternity?
- Oh, sorry, kel, you must think we're so annoying.
- It's actually kelly, and no,
But we are on a bit of a time crunch, ro.
- Yes, um... Okay, so what can you tell us about carl?
(buzzing) - that guy definitely has
An anger problem and he's fallen off the wagon
More times than he's been on it,
But he was completely innocent of fraud.
- Ah! Says every defence attorney ever.
- He got mixed up in his cousin's insider investment scheme.
He had zero clue what he was investing in.
When the cousin fessed up,
Charges against carl were dropped.
- Okay, so do you think he's capable of like stealing
And, like, selling drugs? - Um... My gut says no,
He's a decent guy, loves his job. Who else you got for it?
- Sorry, we can't discuss an active investigation.
- You know? - What?
- He always complained about this woman that he worked with.
- Who? - Marla.
- Marla! - Yes!
- Bird handler. - Yes! Yes! Yes!
It's a messy divorce, paying spousal support to her ex.
How long were they married for? - Six years, he got the house.
- Um. Let me guess, he built some bookshelves?
Contributions to the property. I hate this... Business, it's...
- Right? Yeah. Now, she's on the hook for 1000 bucks a month.
- How is she paying her rent?
- Oh, you know, I guess that selling the ketamine
Will support her income.
- What do you think, kel... Ly? - Well, I think that--
(beeping) - yes!
- What? - 10,000 steps, done.
- Are you serious? Don't gloat, it's only mid-afternoon!
- Okay, you know what? Come on. You can get your steps in
Tomorrow at the sanctuary. - You'll get it next time!
- I will, you wait and see!
- Bye, ro! - Bye!
- Copy that, raider one.
Do you want to attack as a team or go rogue?
- Is this really what this guy does all day?
- I'm starting to see why he was so happy to listen
To kelly talk about church.
- And I'm starting to crave cheesy puffs.
(laughing) what is happening?
(sighing)
- Bostonpickle, this is switch89.
I sent you an invitation to my bunker.
Restocking the sandbags.
- Somebody's playing a joke on us.
- Morning, ladies.
Oh, here, identification badges.
Welcome to the metro sanctuary.
You're ready? - Yeah, let's get 'er done.
- Okay. - Okay.
- After you. - Oh, sorry...
This is where all the magic happens, this is where
Our dedicated veterinary staff take care of all of our animals.
Riley, these are our new trainees.
This is sam and kelly.
Could you show them around?
I have to go to a parent-teacher meeting
Because my youngest started a ponzi scheme on the playground.
- Is he always that stressed? - Everyone is.
We're understaffed and I need to focus on these guys.
(squealing) - oh, my gosh! How old are they?
- They just hatched. - So cute!
- And tiny.
- Riley, stop crowding the turtles, it's not a petting zoo.
You must be the new trainees? I'm doctor carl massoud.
Why don't you... Go and help marla in the aviary?
I need some quiet.
Is this decaf?
How I am supposed to get work done with decaf?
- Sorry.
- Why don't you just follow riley?
She'll introduce you to marla.
- Okay.
- Yeah, and we need to keep this area very clean
Because it's where we do all the prep for the bird food and...
(phone alarm) oh!
Time for your medication, pearl. - Oh, is she sick?
- Pearl has anxiety. She's going through a bird divorce of sorts.
- A bird divorce? (bird cry)
- Good girl. Yeah, not all birds mate for life.
Turns out pearl's partner thought she was too much
To handle and found someone new.
- Well, it looks like she's doing okay now.
- Yeah, she's doing okay.
You should have seen her a couple of weeks ago,
She was moulting and hiding everywhere, she was a real mess,
So we started her on ssris
And that made a world of difference, didn't it?
Well, that and love, attention,
Exercise... Right, pearl? There you go.
Exercise, right? Fetch!
(clicking tongue)
Good girl! - Wow!
- We've really bonded.
We've had so many chats over getting out of bad marriages.
(bird cry) good girl.
- Uh... Well, here's hoping she gets back on the dating scene soon.
- Yeah, she will, she will.
Fetch! (bird cry)
Good girl!
- Hey! I'm gonna grab a coffee, anyone want one?
- Thank you, honey, you're the best.
- Riley?
- On second thought, I've got to run.
- You know what, can I come with you?
- Sure. - Yeah, I'll just stay here
With marla. - And pearl.
- Yeah.
- Lovely to meet you. - Can't forget pearl.
There you go, buddy.
Get that ball, pretend that's a man, grab it!
- Yes! - That's a good girl!
- Can I help with anything? - Uh... No.
Riley and I are just about to lance an abscess
And you're gonna find it super disgusting... Because it is,
Unless you're one of those people who likes watching
Pimple popper videos on the internet?
- Ah... No, that's a hard no. - Right.
So, just avert your eyes or take a long five, we just sedated.
- I'll put the ketamine away. - No, I'll do that.
- Oh, you know, I can help with that.
- I'm good.
(suspicious music)
- Okay, I have got some serious intel out of marla.
It is her, I just feel it... - No, no, it's carl.
He runs that treatment room like fort knox.
He has maximum access... - Marla has maximum motive.
I've just talked to her about her ex-husband's new girlfriend,
He got an $8000 engagement ring which she paid for, so...
- Are you serious? This is not the real housewives, sam.
- Yeah, I know it's not the real housewives,
It's just that ro said that carl's a good guy and... What?!
- No, we are not... I'm not gonna let
Some defence attorney give me tunnel vision,
That's not good policing.
This should be about what we think.
- I see what's going on here, you have a problem with ro.
- I don't have a problem with ro, I don't even know the girl,
But what I have a problem with is that you're so keen to listen
To what she has to say and you're not listening to me.
- Okay, you're being very petty right now,
Which is also not good policing.
(sighing)
- Good policing is forming a working theory
And following it, and my money is on carl.
- Great, but my money is on marla.
- Okay, then. You look into your theory and I'll look into mine.
In the meantime, I need to get my steps in.
Okay, yum, yum.
Who's ready for the yum, yum, huh?
Who's ready for the yum, yum?
Okay, here we go.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's carrot mush!
Woo!
Please, please, please, please, please, go, go, no!
Come on brixy, please!
Come on, let's eat this before ella gets here,
Because if I have to hear her tell me one more time
About how you eat for her and not for me,
I'm just gonna cry. Please!
No, please eat it!
(sighing)
Okay, how about... We play with this, huh?
(baby crying) no, no, no, no! Don't cry!
No, please!
Please, don't cry, brixy, just eat it!
No, just eat it, please!
- Wazowski.
Updates? - You were hanging out
With your niece last night! I can tell because, you know,
You just have more red in your hair,
It looks absolutely fabulous. The bird woman did it!
- No, the vet did it.
- Oh, well, this sounds like a bad game of clue.
What are you saying? You have no working theory?
- We're close. - Mm-hmm.
- And there's more drugs being delivered today,
Then, we're gonna monitor it closely, so...
- Okay, well, the clock is ticking, so no time to waste.
- Mm-hmm.
(door buzzing)
(indistinct chatter)
- Oh, hey, mary, I'm really glad
That you decided to join badge bitches
Because women need to stick together, you know?
- My name is susan.
- You know, membership is exclusive and limited,
So anyone who wants to join better chop-chop.
- You know what? I think you should join.
You could expand your walking competition.
- Well, I will if you will.
- I'm not really into the group thing.
- Right, I see, lone wolf kelly is back.
- Yes, she is. - Great.
- See you later. - Goodbye.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, kelly. - Hey, steve. Bye... Steve?
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- Well, I thought we could have a coffee.
- I'm at work.
I'm at work and you're in the same sweatpants
You've been wearing for days!
- I know, but I'm not working.
We could just grab a quick one out front? I need to talk.
- Listen, sweetie, I love you, I do.
I love you, but you got to go. - But I'm overthinking things
And I need your wisdom. - Okay, all my wisdom,
All of it's coming at you tonight, after work.
- Can I get a quick nugget to chew on for now, at least?
- Yeah, you can actually.
He who never showers never shines.
- You're right, okay, I'll shower. Thanks, sweetie.
- Okay. Bye.
- Cool hair.
- Let me ask you this, though, has this guy spoken
To a real human in the last 24 hours?
- Um... That is a negative.
- Nilomega, this is switch89.
I sent you an invitation to my bunker.
Restocking the sandbags.
- Hang on a second. - Hmm?
- He said something like that yesterday.
Look up bunker in battlebender.
Trust me.
- A bunker is a place where you can invite other players
To chat or have a private game.
I wonder what a sandbag is.
There's no sandbag tool or function in battlebender.
(sighing)
- Sandbags, bags of sand!
He's not messing around all day,
He's using the video game to sell drugs!
- Hey, switch89, looking for sandbags.
- Got lots, join my game.
- I'm in the waiting room. - Okay, okay!
- Hey, krazeefreezie. This is switch89.
Sent you an invitation to my bunker.
Restocking the sandbags.
- I'm in. - Nice!
Hipster haven, what's that? What is hipster haven?
- Uh...
- Balancing act, slack-lining?
- Ooh.
You up for a little man on wire action?
(chuckling)
- Bro, have you met me?
(laughing)
(♪)
- Go-time, drugs are here.
- Delivery for doctor massoud? - Yeah, that's me.
Hey, trainees, why don't you help me load this into lock-up?
- Sure. - Will do.
Oh, yeah.
- Amoxicillin, doxycycline, prednisolone.
Fluoxetine. Clomipramine. All right.
- Oh. Happy pills are here again. Yeah, I'll take that.
- All right, box two.
We got 30 units of lidocaine,
Four boxes of ketamine, spironolactone. Bring it in.
(grunting)
- Box three. - Yeah, I'll do this.
- Uh... I can just hand it to you.
- Okay. - Okay, so we got 12 rolls
Of conforming stretch gauze bandages and 100 syringes.
Let's do it. - Yeah, thank you.
- We got hydrocolloid dressings,
Catheters and snook hooks.
- The catheters go on the bottom shelf.
Okay, thanks.
- I'll follow marla. - Yeah, okay.
(♪)
- Oh, hey, sam. - Hi.
- You need something? - Uh... Yes, I do.
Carl told me to come and help you prep the bird food
For tomorrow, so... Here I am.
And these are the bowls that the food goes in?
- That's how it works. - Yeah, fit it in the bowls.
- Everything okay? - Everything is 100 percent,
It's really good. How... How are you?
- Yeah, good. Well, actually, no, I sliced my...
I sliced my finger open on one of the boxes, stings like a bitch.
Yeah, now, I'm bleeding like, all over my pocket
And I can't for the life of me find the first-aid kit.
- You need a band-aid, marls?
Here, let me help you, kit's over there.
- Thanks, hon.
(sighing) I don't know why
This keeps happening, do you think my skin
Is thinning or something? - Don't be a hypochondriac.
Just keep that finger clean.
- You're right, I am a hypochondriac.
(door closing) - um... I...
I'll be right back.
- Okay. - Okay.
(suspicious music)
- Hey. What's your name?
What's your name?
I'm kelly.
(beeping)
No, no, no, no. Come on, no. No!
(suspicious music)
- Hey, riley? Hi, could you just stop for a sec?
Riley!
Riley?
Riley!
Riley, stop! Gtpd!
- You're a cop? What? - Yeah, I'm a cop.
Now, show me what's in those lumpy pants.
Now, please!
It's just that those are turtles.
So where's the ketamine?
- You think I was stealing the ketamine?
- Okay, pull your... Pull your pants.
(clanking)
- Hello?
(suspicious music)
Somebody there?
Hello?
(groaning)
- I was re-wilding them, saving them from mass incarceration.
This place pretends to be helping animals,
But they are still keeping them all in cages!
- Wow! Just wow!
(sighing) so, I suppose you're no further
Along on the ketamine? - Oh... I'll keep you updated.
Come on, kel, pick up.
(beeping)
- All right, where is this guy?
- I told you you should've done it barefoot,
It's more authentic. - Barefoot?
(laughing) authentic?
Do you know how hard this is? It's stupid, I hate it.
(sighing)
All right, here he is.
- Ah, here we go.
(dramatic music)
Hey, I'm krazeefreezie, man. - Cool.
- You switch? - Uh-huh.
- Tim nadon, you're under arrest.
Put your hands behind your back.
Hey! Gtpd! Stop!
(screaming)
(groaning)
Get up. Put your hands behind your back.
Do you think your mother would be proud of you right now?
- No.
- Kelly? Oh my god.
Hey, are you okay?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Kell? (mumbling)
Okay, kelly...
Someone misted you in the face with ketamine.
Yeah? And they smashed the camera.
Hey, it's me, it's sam, are you with me?
Look at me, you're gonna be okay.
- I know who you are, get off of me.
- Okay. We're good, we're good.
Hey, listen. - Where the hell am I?
- We're in the sanctuary, and I'm...
I'm just gonna get you to the hospital.
- No. No. I just...
Help me get up. - Okay.
- Oh. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I don't feel like myself, sam.
- Yeah, yeah, that's the ketamine.
So, we're gonna go to the hospital.
- No. - Yes.
- It's not the ketamine, sam,
It's not the ketamine, it's everything.
Everything is a mess.
(sobbing)
I'm trying to get back to my life,
I'm trying to get back to nathan.
Now, I got brixton... Don't touch me.
I can pretend for a few days with brixton,
But I can't pretend a whole life.
And I'm so used to pretending.
I don't even know the difference anymore.
- You're gonna know the difference.
- No, I'm not, sam, don't you get it?
And then, I'm trying to get back,
I'm trying to get my mind right.
But who is nathan?
And you, who are you?
And who the hell is this ro?
And normally, I wouldn't even care about it
Because I'm not 12 and I know you have a hard time making friends, but...
I just don't know who I am right now.
- I know.
This is just re-entry.
You're just adjusting. Take a breath.
(deep breathing)
Yeah?
There you go.
(deep breathing)
You need to lean on your pack.
Yeah.
Me...
Naz, nathan, we're your pack.
- No.
I think I'm better off... A lone wolf.
- Really?
Because a lone wolf, that's just a myth.
Wolves, they hunt in pairs.
Together.
Yeah.
It's true as well, it's like science,
It's not a thing I just made up.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, yeah, it's a real thing.
No, no, I swear to god. It's like a wolf that's alone
Is just a wolf that's lost.
Kell, you're not alone.
You got me.
(deep exhalation)
It's me.
We got this job.
- Um. (laughing)
- We're on a job. - Mm.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
(laughing)
So, if you're okay...
I just need you to think.
Can you remember anything before you passed out?
- Um... (sighing)
There was a sound... In the vent.
There was a sound in the vent. - Okay.
Fetch?
It was marla, she had a partner.
Pearl.
(door opening)
- Hey, sam. Did you forget something?
- Gtpd, hands in the air.
- Put the bag on the ground. Do it.
What's this?
- I don't know.
- Looks like alimony payments to me.
Marla van beek, you're under arrest.
- I...
(bird cries) it's okay, buddy.
(groaning)
- How did you do it?
Did you, like, train the bird to stick his, like,
Little beak to the vent and take the vials?
Because that's not fetch, that's like bonnie and clide.
- Maybe she got them herself. - And put them in your bag?
- Yeah, she's very smart. - Is she?
- Mm-hmm. (laughing)
- Okay. So, what is pearl
Gonna do without you there to administer her medication?
- She'll be fine.
I'll be replaced, like always.
(sighing) I stuck by my ex for years,
Through all his problems,
And then one little crack and he bails, and now,
I'm paying for his life? How is that fair?
- That does not give you carte blanche to steal and sell drugs.
- It's just a little ketamine.
- Which is a controlled substance that you used
To attack detective duff!
Yeah, your husband left you, line up!
That doesn't give you an excuse to hurt other people.
(buzzing)
Hey. Have you been in here the whole time?
- Yeah.
And look at you, badass!
- Well, nobody puts kelly in a k-hole.
- Hey!
- How are you feeling? (sighing)
- I'm still a little fuzzy.
I was tired before the ketamine and now, I'm really exhausted.
(sighing)
And I feel dumb...
Wazowski, for going out on a limb to try and prove
That carl was the guy. I...
I should have listened to you about marla.
Well, you and ro.
- Well...
I should have listened to you with everything else, so...
I'm sorry.
Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.
- Yeah, I know you will.
- Bring it in. (groaning)
I'm so tired.
- Well, ain't this cozy?
- Commander ballard. (clears throat)
- Yes. I... I just wanted to come in here to say
Job well done. Quick, efficient and thorough.
- Thank you. - Um... Maybe we could be
A part of the a team? Or perhaps, like, even like the a team.
- Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
(knock on door)
- Kell?
(sighing) I heard what happened.
Are you feeling okay?
- Uh...
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Can you come in?
- Can you come out? - No...
Babe, please, can you just come in?
I'm the only one in here.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah.
Just... Can we talk?
(sighing)
- Yeah.
What's up? - Um...
I'm not okay, okay?
I know I've said I'm okay, but I'm not, I'm struggling.
(sighing) just getting back into my life,
Watching brixton, I'm having a hard time maintaining all of this.
- Yeah, I believe you.
I knew something was up, that's why I was trying to help to...
And all I was doing was talking about how wonderful it is
To have a baby around.
Exactly what you did not need to be hearing.
I'm sorry. - No, I just...
I just don't want you to see me as incompetent.
- What? - No, but...
If I can't even babysit,
What am I gonna do if we have our own family, nathan?
And I think I still want to have kids, but...
I love my job, my life, my freedom.
And what if having a kid jeopardizes all of that?
- Okay, okay.
Kelly, let's take a pause.
Here's the thing.
I just want you.
I'm serious, everything else is just gravy.
So why don't we just work out all the rest together.
Live in the present.
- Okay.
- Come on, girl. (laughing)
Let's go pick up this stupid, boring, adorable baby,
Take it to my place so you can get some sleep.
- Okay. He cries a lot. - Yeah, he does, it's all right.
- Okay, are you sure? - Yeah, I'm building up
My coochie coupons. - Coochie coupon, two's company.
- Three is a family.
- All right, you say it now.
- I'm saying it, three is a family.
(indistinct chatter)
(♪)
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