1 00:00:09,625 --> 00:00:11,416 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 2 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,750 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 3 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:17,250 -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 4 00:00:17,333 --> 00:00:19,958 ♪ A-ha So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ 5 00:00:20,041 --> 00:00:22,125 -♪ So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ -♪ A-ha ♪ 6 00:00:22,208 --> 00:00:24,000 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 7 00:00:24,083 --> 00:00:26,208 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 8 00:00:26,291 --> 00:00:31,333 ♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪ 9 00:00:31,416 --> 00:00:35,500 ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ 10 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:39,875 ♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪ 11 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:41,958 ♪ There's nothing better ♪ 12 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,166 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 13 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:49,375 [sighs] "The second I saw you, it's like you just…" 14 00:00:49,458 --> 00:00:53,583 …punched a hole in my chest and grabbed my heart with your fist. 15 00:00:53,666 --> 00:00:56,666 Every word, every glance from you 16 00:00:56,750 --> 00:01:00,250 squeezed my heart and pumped blood through my veins 17 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:02,875 and gave me life. 18 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:06,916 I mean, sometimes, it actually hurts to look at you because I just get all sad 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,458 about the moments I was alive before we met. 20 00:01:09,958 --> 00:01:11,666 Was there a time before we met? 21 00:01:12,375 --> 00:01:14,083 Fuck that! [groans] 22 00:01:14,166 --> 00:01:15,750 That asshole piece of shit, 23 00:01:15,833 --> 00:01:18,500 making me fall in love with him and his stupid fuckin' extra dicks. 24 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:21,916 Rochelle, um… I, uh… I need to talk to you. 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,125 I don't wanna talk, but I've got some hate I wanna fuck out. Let's go. 26 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:29,208 Oh, uh… [chuckles] Actually, that's what I came to talk to you about. 27 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:30,958 I can't keep doing hate-sex. 28 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:32,833 -What? -I need something more. 29 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,041 Oh, shit, you're finally gonna let me peg your ass? 30 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:36,500 No, not that. 31 00:01:36,583 --> 00:01:38,833 I want us to have a real relationship. 32 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:41,208 Jesus, Pete, I already told you. 33 00:01:41,291 --> 00:01:43,875 Hate Worms don't fuck with that lovey-dovey bullshit. 34 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,875 But, Rochelle… [sighs softly] 35 00:01:45,958 --> 00:01:49,166 …you are the most amazing creature I've ever met. 36 00:01:49,250 --> 00:01:50,875 -You're smart and talented-- -Pete-- 37 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:53,208 And so funny, even when it's at my expense. 38 00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:57,500 -What are you trying to say exactly? -I guess I'm trying to say that I… 39 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:58,625 [sighs] 40 00:01:58,708 --> 00:02:00,250 -I love you, Rochelle. -What? 41 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,583 Yeah. [chuckles] I love you. 42 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:05,208 -I. Love. You. -Oh. 43 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,333 I've been wanting to say it for a long time, 44 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,916 and I gotta tell you, it feels really good on my lips. 45 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,833 Pete, look at me. I'm not in a very loving place right now. 46 00:02:12,916 --> 00:02:15,750 But you know you're not a Hate Worm, not really. 47 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:20,583 You're a Lovebug. You're great at love. It's what you were made for. 48 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:23,166 So do love, please. 49 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,875 Oh, Pete, I don't know. 50 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:28,666 Typical. A man telling you who you are. 51 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,166 Oh, no, no, no. I-- I wasn't-- 52 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,083 I am not speaking to you, Rock. 53 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,583 General Malice, what-- What are you doing here? 54 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:37,041 I am here for you, Rochelle Hillhurst. 55 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:39,833 -Oh, um… Okay? -Conference room. 56 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:44,208 All right, I guess we'll, uh, just, uh, finish our conversation later then? Heh. 57 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,916 I'll just leave my naked heart on your desk. 58 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,500 What the hell's General Malice doing here? 59 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:52,375 -I don't know. She came for Rochelle. -[gasps] 60 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:54,625 That maniac's the head of the Hate Division. 61 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:58,000 She's the reason monkeys started throwing shit at each other. 62 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,166 [General Malice] Brr. 63 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:02,791 It's freezing in here, no? We are cold-blooded, you and I. 64 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:05,583 Uh, what can I do for you, General Malice? 65 00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:08,000 Oh, getting right to the point. 66 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:10,083 -No foreplay. -[chuckles] Right. 67 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:13,166 I've been watching you, Rochelle Hillhurst. 68 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:15,166 -You remind me of myself. -Really? 69 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:18,833 Yes. I used to be one of these cockroaches of love. 70 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:21,750 -You were a Lovebug? -Ugh, yes. 71 00:03:21,833 --> 00:03:26,208 I was at the mercy of "feelings" and "kissing." 72 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:28,291 Love almost broke me. 73 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,875 I was crying in the daytime, saying, "Oh, poor me, bo-bo-bo." 74 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:36,541 And then I said, "No! I will never be heartbroken again." 75 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:40,500 -And now I do the heartbreaking. -I like the sound of that. 76 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,875 Hate is simple. Hate is power. 77 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:46,291 Hate… Come si dice? Gets the shit done. 78 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:48,500 So, what do you want from me? 79 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:52,000 Come to the Hate Department, work by my side, 80 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:54,416 and you will never be hurt again. 81 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,000 You mean, like, full-time? 82 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:58,875 You have a powerful hate inside you, Rochelle. 83 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:02,041 Think about who you are and who you want to be. 84 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:04,541 And then you let me know, okay? 85 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:11,041 Damn. What am I gonna do? Am I a Lovebug or a Hate Worm? 86 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:14,708 ♪ Who am I? ♪ 87 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:19,416 ♪ Who am I? ♪ 88 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,041 ♪ When you're love ♪ 89 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:27,041 ♪ You are the light and the laughter ♪ 90 00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:32,208 ♪ Bringing joy and wonder to the world ♪ 91 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:35,458 ♪ Every heart desires your flame ♪ 92 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,541 ♪ Every song extols your name ♪ 93 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:41,583 ♪ They all cry for you They would die for you ♪ 94 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:45,541 ♪ You're a savior and a star ♪ 95 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:50,041 ♪ Yes, girl, love is what you are ♪ 96 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:53,333 ♪ Aw, that's some bullshit, baby ♪ 97 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:56,083 ♪ You know you got the hate Down in your soul ♪ 98 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,500 ♪ And it's so much fun To watch 'em turn and run ♪ 99 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:02,416 ♪ When you're ragin' outta control ♪ 100 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,708 ♪ Got no use for weak and vulnerable ♪ 101 00:05:05,791 --> 00:05:08,416 ♪ That shit will only break your heart ♪ 102 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:12,041 ♪ So let's turn your switch Up to super bitch ♪ 103 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:16,625 ♪ And watch the oceans part ♪ 104 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:17,666 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 105 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,750 ♪ I'm a bright and tender light of love ♪ 106 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,708 ♪ I am hatred, dark and strong ♪ 107 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,125 ♪ I was born for grace and goodness ♪ 108 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:29,708 ♪ No, you've been wicked all along ♪ 109 00:05:29,791 --> 00:05:35,000 ♪ I can't live my life as both I've got to choose ♪ 110 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,458 ♪ And I know what I choose ♪ 111 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:45,583 ♪ I choose love ♪ 112 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:48,625 [vocalizing] 113 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:51,833 Rochelle. Oh my God, look at you. 114 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,791 You're a Lovebug again. W-What happened in there? 115 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:58,875 I choose love, Pete. You were right. This is who I am. 116 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,458 Does that also mean you choose… 117 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:03,291 You, yes. I choose you. 118 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:06,083 Oh my God. [sobs] Coolest beans. 119 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,458 You're a good Rock, and you would never hurt me. 120 00:06:08,541 --> 00:06:10,583 Never. I choose love too. 121 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:12,541 [singing poorly] ♪ I choose love ♪ 122 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,791 -Eh, don't sing. -Okay, I'm sorry. 123 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,083 Just kiss me. 124 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:21,375 I gotta say, I was kinda worried when you were in there so long. 125 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:24,500 I thought that lizard lady was gonna recruit you to hate or something. 126 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:28,500 Yeah. I wonder what it would have been like if I'd listened to her. 127 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:33,875 ♪ I choose hate ♪ 128 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:37,041 Rochelle? Uh, w-what happened in there? 129 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:40,375 General Malice wants me to join the Hate Division full time, bitch. 130 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,333 What?! No! No! You-- You can't do that. 131 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:45,083 -Excuse me? -You're a Lovebug. 132 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:48,458 -Don't tell me who I am. -Oh! No, no, I would never. I was just-- 133 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,791 Pete, do I look like a shit-covered little baby? 134 00:06:50,875 --> 00:06:52,166 What? No, of course not. 135 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:55,666 -Then why are you trying to change me? -What? No, no, I'm not. 136 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,500 It's just that, you know, if you're a Hate Worm… 137 00:06:58,583 --> 00:06:59,416 [sighs] 138 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,958 …I can't do this anymore. 139 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:03,416 You think I give a shit? I don't. We're done. 140 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,833 Wha-- What? [scoffs] No. You don't mean that. 141 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:08,166 I do. Now get the fuck outta my way. 142 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,458 Rochelle. 143 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:13,500 [sobbing] I wish there was a universe in which you could love me. 144 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:14,791 [sobs] 145 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,916 Ooh, it looks like there is. 146 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,500 But there's a different Pete in this timeline. 147 00:07:19,583 --> 00:07:21,833 Ooh, and he seems much happier. 148 00:07:21,916 --> 00:07:23,666 Oh, I'm so happy! 149 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:25,750 -[sobs] -[moaning] 150 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:29,375 [both] Hey, Alice. 151 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:34,125 Ah, jeez. I hate that I'm still bummed out about that terrible date. 152 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:37,916 Forget that loser Shawn. What you need is a little self-love. 153 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,625 Oh, you're talking about downtown time. 154 00:07:40,708 --> 00:07:44,791 I actually meant a massage, but that sounds like an afternoon. 155 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:45,958 Man, fuck Shawn. 156 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:49,375 Let's see if there's an app that lets you mail dog shit to someone's house. 157 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:50,750 If not, let's invent one. 158 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,458 -[video call ringing] -Ugh! 159 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:55,875 -It's my landlord's friends. -Girl, you give out your email too much. 160 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:59,750 Hi, Alice. Oh my God, thank you so much for talking to us. 161 00:07:59,833 --> 00:08:01,708 -This is Sal. -Hey, Sal. 162 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:03,375 Oh, I like your hat. 163 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:05,083 That is a cute motherfucker. 164 00:08:05,166 --> 00:08:08,041 His school is trying to move him and the other disabled kids 165 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:10,708 into a "separate but equal" class. 166 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,958 -Oh, hell to the no no. -Fuck that. 167 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:14,791 -[grunts] -Sal, no, please. Mommy's talking. 168 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:16,166 We already called the principal-- 169 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,166 Did you wish upon a fuckin' star too? 170 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:22,250 The world is trash. People only respond to shame and physical violence. 171 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,125 [grunts] And stay down, bitch. 172 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,666 So, will you help us? 173 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,000 You know I hate this ableist bullshit. 174 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,833 It's fuckery of the highest order. 175 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,875 Ladies, let's fuck some shit up. 176 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:34,333 -Yes, let's do this. -Thank you. 177 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:38,041 You hear that, cute motherfucker? We gon' burn your school to the ground. 178 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,500 -[Sal giggles] -[laptop chimes] 179 00:08:39,583 --> 00:08:42,875 -Did that kid just grunt and hang up? -Respect. 180 00:08:44,333 --> 00:08:46,083 What do you mean, you're out of chicken salad? 181 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,750 -Um, I can check the back. -I got a better idea. 182 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:51,583 Why don't you take a big, fat shit in your hand and eat it? 183 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:53,333 Connie, I have an important question 184 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:57,416 that will have no real-world consequences based on your response, 185 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,000 but… do I look fat to you? 186 00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:01,666 -Maury, this feels like a trap. -Oh, no, no, no. 187 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,833 I just still haven't lost all the baby weight, 188 00:09:03,916 --> 00:09:07,583 and I feel like a… big garbage truck full of shit. 189 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,416 -Your words, not mine. -Ooh! 190 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:13,333 -The special is the Two-Day Burrito. -Didn't you just say you're feelin' fat? 191 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:16,041 I know, but listen. It sounds so delicious. 192 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:20,500 "This soggy-bottomed monstrosity is our take on a sleeping bag 193 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:23,750 stuffed with ground beef, pork, beans, and bacon." 194 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:27,916 "So big, it's meant to be eaten over two days." 195 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,208 Maury, please don't put that in your body. 196 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:33,458 So, what, you think I should get something healthy? 197 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:36,500 Healthy? Who gives a shit. We all gonna fuckin' die anyway. 198 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,291 Oh, well, she makes an excellent point. 199 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:39,916 Gimme that death burrito. 200 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,500 Oh, come on, Rochelle. He does not need 30 pounds of meat up in his guts. 201 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:47,041 Do I look like his goddamn nutritionist? I don't give a fuck. 202 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,416 God, I miss Lovebug Rochelle. 203 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,708 She would have been much less of a bitch. 204 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,458 Maury, tell me you're not getting that Two-Day Burrito. 205 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,541 Your body's a temple. Get yourself something healthy, honey. 206 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,375 Yes, thank you, Rochelle. 207 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,708 I shall take one gar… 208 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,208 -Garden salad. -Aw. 209 00:10:05,291 --> 00:10:08,541 Now, this Rochelle, she's a goddamn delight. 210 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,791 Ooh, look at you, all Lovebuggy. 211 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,666 -What happened? Did you miss having arms? -[chuckles] 212 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,583 -Pete happened. -I, uh, got you a cookie, Rochelle. 213 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,750 -Aw, babe. -"Babe"? 214 00:10:19,833 --> 00:10:21,791 -Ah! -What?! You and Pete? 215 00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:24,166 Are you guys, like, together-together now? 216 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:28,333 We are, and I gotta say, I am so happy. 217 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:31,958 Me too. I didn't know it was possible to feel this good. 218 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,041 And I once solved a Rubik's Cube in a pool. 219 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,666 That's great, um… 220 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,250 I just thought you were pretty into being a Hate Worm. 221 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,625 Like telling people to shit in their own hands and eat it, and-- 222 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,250 Yes, Emmy, I was getting very specific 223 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,291 about what people should do with their shit, 224 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,041 but now I choose love, and it feels really nice. 225 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,250 [squeals] 226 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:54,250 I just got an email for a free Olive Garden coupon. 227 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,208 How is that important in any way? 228 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,708 I don't know, but it feels important, right? 229 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,666 Now, color me impressed, Maury. 230 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:03,291 I've seen you stick vegetables up your booty-hole, 231 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:04,875 but never in your mouth-hole. 232 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,375 I feel invigorated. 233 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,666 And just imagine how shitty I'd be feeling 234 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:12,333 if I'd ordered that needlessly huge two-day burrito. 235 00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:15,541 Ugh, fuck me. This thing is way too huge. 236 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:18,166 How the hell am I supposed to finish it all in one day? 237 00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,625 You're not supposed to. [groans] 238 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:24,208 So I said, "No, no, no, no, no, hold out your left hand, 239 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,791 and take a shit in that." 240 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,000 [laughter] 241 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:30,791 Oh, Rochelle, you are the queen of telling people where to shit. 242 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,000 She loves it over there, doesn't she? 243 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,500 Well, I'm glad she loves something, 'cause she really doesn't love me. 244 00:11:36,583 --> 00:11:38,083 -[sobs] -Oh, woof. 245 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:39,958 Pete, bad color. 246 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:42,416 I-- I mean, I got iced out by my crush too, 247 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,583 but you don't see me, like, embarrassing myself. 248 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,041 -Ooh, there's Van now. -Van! 249 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,208 Van, over here. I saved you a seat. 250 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:53,625 You don't have to be upset with me anymore for whatever it is I did wrong. 251 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,333 Please, please, God, just love me! 252 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:59,375 Oof, you're right, honey. You're not embarrassing at all. 253 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,708 -Emmy, is it possible we both just suck? -It is. 254 00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:06,000 -No way. We're delightful. -I don't know. 255 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,166 You know what we need? 256 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:12,000 We need to drink so many vodka tonics, the bartender gets worried about us. 257 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:15,583 -[sobbing] I don't want to. -We gotta get drunk. 258 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:18,208 Okay, but I'm gonna weep the whole time. 259 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,375 -That's fine. That's what bars are for. -[phone chimes] 260 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,500 [squeals] 261 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:25,500 I just got an email for a free Olive Garden coupon. 262 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,458 How is that important in any way? 263 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:31,083 I don't know, but it must be, right? 'Cause I said it twice? 264 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,666 Disability rights… 265 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,166 [all] …are human rights! 266 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,666 Disability rights… 267 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,375 [all] …are human rights! 268 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:42,791 This school is trying to hide its disabled students in the basement. 269 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,541 And that stuff you serve on Fridays is not pizza. 270 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,250 It's hot ketchup on cardboard. 271 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,958 Ho-ho! Those fuckers on the school board are gonna cave, I can feel it. 272 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,458 -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ -I can feel it, too! 273 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:53,458 This bitch? 274 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:54,875 What the fuck are you doing here? 275 00:12:54,958 --> 00:12:57,833 My girl Alice got all these people to show up? 276 00:12:57,916 --> 00:13:00,041 How could Hope not be here? 277 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,458 Titty bomb! 278 00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:04,083 -[Hope laughs] -No. Don't try to take credit for this. 279 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,375 This protest was brought to you by the letter hate. 280 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:11,041 Yeah, I can see that. What happened to you, Rochelle? 281 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,000 I fell for your bullshit, and I'm not gonna let it happen again. 282 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:16,125 Alice doesn't need you, so fuck off. 283 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,166 Girl, you know that ain't up to you. 284 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:22,041 -Alice, this is Dev. He's my brother. -And our lawyer. 285 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,333 -And a goddamn smokeshow! -He's got some good news. 286 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:28,500 So, the school board's agreed to take the appeal under review. 287 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,541 Okay, that's the first step. 288 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,916 And it is all thanks to you, Alice. 289 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,875 That's right. Alice and her maniac bulldog bark. [barks] 290 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:40,375 All y'all know where that maniac bulldog bark came from, right? 291 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:43,416 Alice's hope that she can change the world. 292 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:47,000 I love it! And that deserves a Titty Bomb! 293 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,416 -Enough! -[fart shattering] 294 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:53,125 Oh, I hate to break it to you, but that feels better comin' out that end. 295 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,125 [groans] 296 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,708 I'm looking forward to our romantic sushi date tonight. 297 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:57,833 Mmm, me too. 298 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,250 I'll make sure to set the thermostat to a comfortable 74. 299 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,875 Uh, no, 72. Raw fish. 300 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,791 -[both laugh] -You're such a dork, Pete. I love it. 301 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,375 [chuckles] Well, I love you, Rochelle. 302 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,875 I… love you too, Pete. 303 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,708 Oh my God. You do? 304 00:14:14,791 --> 00:14:17,375 -I do. I really do. -Wow… 305 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,541 [chuckles] 306 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,875 Uh… How-- How come you're not glowing? 307 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:24,708 Oh, I'm saving it for tonight, so it's special. 308 00:14:24,791 --> 00:14:27,750 Oh man, I love special things. [chuckles] 309 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,625 I'll see you at 6:45 on the dot. [kisses] 310 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,958 -Love you. -Love you! 311 00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,833 -"Love you"? Okay. -Shut up, Emmy. 312 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:38,125 I'm just saying, I've seen you glow for tacos. 313 00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:41,458 -It's a different kinda love. -You glow for Jake from State Farm. 314 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:43,958 Well, yeah. He's so helpful. What's your point, Emmy? 315 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,625 Nothing. Just that Pete's a sensitive Rock. 316 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:49,375 -And I don't wanna see him get hurt. -He's not gonna get hurt. 317 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,250 He's gonna get glowed on tonight by my ass because I love him. 318 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:56,125 -Weird tone, but that's great, Rochelle. -Thank you. It is great. 319 00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,875 Out soon in theaters, Rochelle's Glow for Pete. 320 00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:02,166 Rated R for "real." Okay, I'm gonna go. 321 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,041 Holy shit. New meat? [purrs] 322 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:10,000 Connie, it's me, Maury, from Big Mouth. I-- I'm healthy now. 323 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,791 Oh, even better. Old meat, new sexy package. 324 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:15,000 What the fuck happened? 325 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,750 One garden salad has changed my entire personality. 326 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:21,541 That makes perfect sense. I'd like to get into your pants, please. 327 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:26,625 Oh, I would love that, but unfortunately, it has to wait until after my run. 328 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,458 You're going for a run? 329 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,583 But we're supposed to have drugs-and-date night. 330 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,250 Oh, sweetheart, I'm never doing drugs again. 331 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,333 Rochelle was right. My body is a temple. 332 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,166 Goddamn it, Rochelle. 333 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:41,625 I don't even remember the slovenly old pig-monster I once was. 334 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,041 [groans, blows raspberry] 335 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,541 I knew I could eat this whole burrito in one day. 336 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,666 Maury, it's supposed to be drugs-and-date night. 337 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:53,208 How we gonna drop acid if you're still making mouth-love to that burrito? 338 00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:57,958 [gags] I couldn't possibly eat even that tiny tab of acid. 339 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,291 [retches] Uh-oh. 340 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,166 Maury, your burrito's playing peekaboo with me. 341 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,458 -[groaning] -[gurgling] 342 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:05,541 That's not good. 343 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,875 Ooh, everybody out of the way! I've got a tushy emergency! 344 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,083 Oh, Emmy, I gotta say, you were right. 345 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,875 Alcohol really dulls the experience of living. 346 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,000 Told ya! 347 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,666 Couple drinks, you're still sad, but couple more, you get happy, 348 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:22,750 and if you keep going after that, you feel absolutely nothing. 349 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,208 -Can't wait. -[Rochelle laughs] 350 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:27,583 And after I dumped him, he cried. You ever seen a Rock cry? 351 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:31,291 No, but once I watched a man fall off a mountain, 352 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,333 and he was like, "Aargh!" 353 00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:37,375 Oh God, I wanna feel absolutely nothing. 354 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,583 [sobs, gulps] 355 00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,916 [chuckles] I feel so alive. 356 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,250 What should we do now? Sink a big ol' boat? 357 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,500 Mmm, I have a better idea. Let's go bowling for cars. 358 00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,333 Girl, that sounds like fuckin' mayhem. I'm in. 359 00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:52,541 -[romantic music playing] -[moaning] 360 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,875 -Yeah. -Oh yeah. 361 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,125 -Uh-huh. Right there. -Really? 362 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,041 -You're okay with my one penis? -Please stop asking that, Pete. [chuckles] 363 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,708 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I-- 364 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,291 -Ow! Shit! -Ow! Oh, God! 365 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,083 -No, it's okay. -Yeah, okay. I-I'm sorry. 366 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,250 Just keep going. 367 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,500 I just love you so much. 368 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,958 And I love you, Pete. 369 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:11,333 -Oh! Oh my God! You're glowing. -Mm-hmm. 370 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:12,750 Just like you said you would. 371 00:17:12,833 --> 00:17:16,625 [chuckles] Oh, I love it when a plan comes to fruition! 372 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,625 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 373 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,041 -[sighs] -[cellphone chimes] 374 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,208 -Uh, what was that? -Nothing. Just a queef. [chuckles] 375 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,375 [Siri chimes] Sorry, I didn't quite get that. 376 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:28,666 Um, Rochelle, why do your genitals sound like Siri? 377 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:32,916 Uh, because your one penis fucked me so greatly? Oh… 378 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,125 Wait, did you have your phone in your butt? 379 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,791 Uh, what? [chuckles] Of course not. 380 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:41,166 -Oh, God. You were faking your glow. -I-I can explain. 381 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,541 -You obviously don't really love me. -Well, I'm trying! 382 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,500 Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're "trying"? 383 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,000 Well, I'm sorry I'm making it so difficult. 384 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:51,083 I just-- I meant I'm trying to make this work. 385 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:54,000 You're sweet and honest and good for me. 386 00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:57,250 "Good for you"? Oh my God, I sound like a vitamin or something. 387 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,000 -Pete, please, I-- -Uh… 388 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,750 -I gotta get out of here. -Don't go! 389 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,875 And honestly, you need to clean that phone. 390 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,833 Take the case off and really get in there. 391 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,208 Oh God. Pete, please. 392 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,083 -[sobbing] Goodbye, Rochelle. -Pete, wait! 393 00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:14,833 [sobbing] Why did I give a Hate Worm an ultimatum? 394 00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:17,916 Feminists don't give ultimatums. 395 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,416 First of all, yes, we do, 396 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:25,250 and secondly, you did what you did 'cause you're a good man, man. 397 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:26,708 Oh, I don't know. 398 00:18:26,791 --> 00:18:28,791 You're kind and thoughtful, 399 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:33,166 and-- and anyone would be lucky to get plowed up the tailpipe 400 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,375 with your big, stone peen. 401 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,916 [sobs] Really? 402 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,541 Yeah, and you've got a big heart. 403 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,833 I mean, you would never hurt anyone. 404 00:18:41,916 --> 00:18:43,541 U-Unless you rolled down a hill 405 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,916 onto someone's campsite or some-- crushed 'em, ya know? 406 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,291 I am very heavy. [chuckles] 407 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,625 You are, but I sit next to you every day, 408 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,041 and even though I annoy you so much, 409 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,416 you haven't even killed me once. 410 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,375 I love you, man. 411 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,625 I love you too, Emmy. 412 00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,791 You deserve the best. 413 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,291 -To us. -Yeah. 414 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,166 Fuck those assholes who don't love us. 415 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,750 -Fuck me! I'm having a heart attack. -What? 416 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,458 Everyone stop drinking and stare at my problem. 417 00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:14,166 Don't you die on me, Maury! 418 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:19,500 I refuse to be a single parent. I will ditch Montel if you croak. 419 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,750 Somebody get me to a doctor. 420 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,791 Pete, you gotta drive my tubby not-hubby to the hospital. 421 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:28,916 Um, I really shouldn't drive because I've had quite a few cocktails. 422 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,083 Oh, Connie, why can't you drive me? 423 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:33,083 Because, asshole, 424 00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,250 I decided to do drugs-and-date night without you. 425 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,541 I'm tripping balls right now. 426 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,250 My left nut hurts. 427 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,791 Nutsack Pete, he's gonna die. 428 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,541 I'll drive. I'm actually a better driver when I'm drunk. 429 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,958 -Oh! -Oh, no. 430 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,750 [tense music playing] 431 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:54,125 [groans] This is the end. Struck down in my prime. 432 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:56,250 I should have listened to you, Connie. 433 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:59,500 Get that tattooed on your fuckin' forehead, you idiot. 434 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,916 Come on, Testicle Emmy. Drive faster! 435 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,291 I'm trying, okay? But it's pissing rain out there. 436 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,625 -[groans] -[gurgling] 437 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,916 Uh, Maury? I don't think this is a heart attack. 438 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,208 I think it's something else. 439 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,250 -Oh no. -Don't even say it. 440 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:14,833 It's the bubble guts! 441 00:20:14,916 --> 00:20:17,541 Oh God, oh no! Not the bubble guts. 442 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:20,375 My cousin's husband died of the bubble guts. 443 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,041 He had children, Maury, 444 00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,458 and now those children don't have a father, 445 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:27,166 which means the mom has to do all the work. 446 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:31,333 Oh, I should have gotten that garden salad. 447 00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:35,125 Thank God I got that garden salad. I feel so alive. 448 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,875 Maury, are you done with your run yet? [pants] 449 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:40,375 I wanna make love on your hot new bod. 450 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:45,041 Many thank-yous for taking us to the Olive Garden, Walter. 451 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,583 Told y'all this coupon would come back. 452 00:20:47,666 --> 00:20:51,041 Olive Garden. We have the meats! 453 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,416 Oh, Rick. That's Arby's. 454 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,541 -[dramatic music playing] -[sobbing] You're pathetic, Pete. 455 00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:00,541 You thought you had a chance with her with your one penis? [sobs] 456 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:05,375 [wailing] Oh, Rochelle, why did I think you could love me? 457 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,875 Pete, please slow down. 458 00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:10,875 How could clenching a phone in my ass crack during sex go so wrong? 459 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:11,875 Pete! 460 00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:13,666 -[tires screeching] -[laughs] 461 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,333 Bowling for cars is fun as hell. 462 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:18,291 You come to the Hate Division, we do this shit every Tuesday. 463 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:19,416 [tires screeching] 464 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,125 Well, this has been great. I promise I will give you an answer very soon. 465 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:27,083 Just don't take too long. You don't want me as an enemy. 466 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,166 I'm just kidding. 467 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:30,583 I'm not though. I'm a legit psychopath. 468 00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,666 [cackles] 469 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:37,166 Woohoo! We're going to the Olive Garden in this timeline as well. 470 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,708 Hello, party bus. 471 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:42,791 Is that Rochelle? With a bowling ball? 472 00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,125 Who cares? My bubble guts are about to bubble-splode. 473 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,875 You gotta get it out your butt before it busts open your gut. 474 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:53,041 -I can't! -Maury, I'm gonna sit on you. 475 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,833 My tushy on your tummy. 476 00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,333 Oh, Connie, I'm scared. 477 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,500 My ass will help you pass that gas. 478 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,916 Okay, Maury, here it comes! 479 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,791 -[Connie grunts] -[groans] 480 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:06,041 -It's hot. -You did it, Maury. 481 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,041 Oh my God, it's thick in my mouth. 482 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:10,875 [grunts] It's burning my eyes! 483 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,875 -I can't see! I'm blind! -[tires screeching] 484 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:16,041 -[Maury] Emmy, the road! -[screaming] 485 00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,125 For the last time, Rick, 486 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,791 "I'm Lovin' It" is McDonald's, not Olive Garden. 487 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,041 -[horn honking] -The fuck? 488 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,166 Ain't no one gonna bowl my car off the road. 489 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,500 [screaming] 490 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,791 Ah, damn. Gutter ball. 491 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:32,375 [tires screeching] 492 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:35,000 [all sigh] 493 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,125 Did we almost just die? 494 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:40,625 Seriously, I still can't see, and I think I have pink eye. 495 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:43,541 And you really are a better driver when you're drunk. 496 00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:49,166 I know. I mean, can you imagine if we didn't go to the bar and get loaded? 497 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,583 And if I hadn't eaten that burrito? 498 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:55,666 And if I hadn't dropped the kind of acid that turned y'all to balls? 499 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:58,000 Life is full of little miracles. 500 00:22:58,083 --> 00:22:59,375 [farting] 501 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,791 Maury, stop fartin'! 502 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,416 Maury, stop runnin'! 503 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,333 Ever since you ate that salad, you haven't tossed mine. 504 00:23:06,416 --> 00:23:09,083 I don't have time to eat butt-salad, Connie. 505 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:11,500 My physical fitness is much more fulfilling. 506 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:14,583 No, no, no! I caught you. Now you have to fuck me. 507 00:23:14,666 --> 00:23:16,208 Those are leprechaun rules. 508 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:19,541 Oh, Connie, have you ever felt the sensual pleasure 509 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:22,291 of having your heart pound out your fuckin' lungs? 510 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,833 Oh no, Maury, are you on a-- 511 00:23:24,916 --> 00:23:26,333 Runner's high! 512 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,875 Yeah, baby! 513 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:31,583 The endorphins are incredible. We don't even need sex anymore. 514 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:34,541 Oh God, no! You're a jogger now? 515 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:39,916 For the last time, Rick, "I'm Lovin' It" is McDonald's, not Olive Garden. 516 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,708 And olives, they're salty grapes, am I right? 517 00:23:42,791 --> 00:23:44,708 Why did I invite you? 518 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,916 [sobs, gasps] 519 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,541 Oh my God, Rochelle. Do you love me after all? 520 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,833 Stay away from me, Maury! Keep your fit bits to yourself. 521 00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:55,833 But, Connie, I'd really like you to sign up for a 10K with me. 522 00:23:55,916 --> 00:23:58,083 [screaming] 523 00:23:58,166 --> 00:24:00,833 -[tires screeching] -[screaming continues] 524 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,375 Pete! Walter! 525 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,625 Honestly, like, half the cast! 526 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,125 [explosion] 527 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,791 No! 528 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:14,166 [playing taps] 529 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:17,458 I can't believe they're all gone. 530 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:20,125 And I can't believe they didn't invite us to the Olive Garden. 531 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,333 But then we'd be dead. 532 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,500 You know what, Joe? Just let me be annoyed at the deceased, okay? 533 00:24:24,583 --> 00:24:28,250 I-- I did what I thought was right. 534 00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:31,041 I embraced love, and it didn't even matter. 535 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:33,625 Everyone I care about is gone. 536 00:24:34,166 --> 00:24:36,708 -You know, we're-- We're here. -I don't care about you two! 537 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:38,583 Oh! Angry little Lovebug alert! 538 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:42,625 That's the thing. I'm not a fuckin' Lovebug. 539 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,708 ♪ I'm a bold, majestic beast of rage ♪ 540 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:48,625 ♪ With a black and fearless heart ♪ 541 00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:51,000 ♪ I was born for spite and vengeance ♪ 542 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:54,458 ♪ Yeah, I've been wicked from the start ♪ 543 00:24:54,541 --> 00:25:00,125 ♪ It's my life And I will live it how I choose ♪ 544 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:06,583 ♪ And I choose hate ♪ 545 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:09,416 [song ends] 546 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:11,500 I'm in. Let's do this. 547 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:15,166 You're making the right choice, Rochelle Hillhurst. 548 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:19,458 You and I, we'll do terrible things together. 549 00:25:19,541 --> 00:25:23,291 [laughs] And probably to each other. I'm a fucking nightmare. 550 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,833 [both laugh] 551 00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:28,333 Okay, so the Hate Worm timeline is the real one? 552 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,541 Yep, seems like it. 553 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,416 So, you never really ate a garden salad? 554 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,875 -[scoffs] Fucking of course not. -Oh, thank God! 555 00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:40,333 You were unbearable. Please stay a garbage truck full of shit forever. 556 00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:43,875 Oh, sweetheart, I'm never gonna lose the baby weight. 557 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,375 I think I'll just have another baby instead. 558 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,625 Uh, not with me, you won't. 559 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:51,333 But I need your genes. Mine are so ugly. 560 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,666 -Nope. No, thank you. -But Connie. Come on. 561 00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:56,208 Look who's jogging now, bitch. [laughs] 562 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,083 ♪ To love or not to love ♪ 563 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:02,333 ♪ That is the question ♪ 564 00:26:03,666 --> 00:26:07,125 ♪ To believe in what you say ♪ 565 00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,708 ♪ Oh, have I learned my lesson ♪ 566 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,458 ♪ I've heard these things before ♪ 567 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:17,375 ♪ Don't try to fool me with some more ♪ 568 00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,833 ♪ Of things you've done to fool ♪ 569 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:24,000 ♪ Everyone, yeah ♪ 570 00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,375 ♪ To love or not to love ♪ 571 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,750 ♪ That is the question ♪ 572 00:26:33,083 --> 00:26:36,208 ♪ To believe in what you say ♪ 573 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:39,208 ♪ Or quit while I'm ahead… ♪