♪ O, spray tans are free ♪
♪ At the place near my house ♪
♪ When you pay for nine tans ♪
♪ Then the tenth one is gratis ♪
♪ And the girl's name is Claire ♪
♪ And she has shiny hair ♪
♪ She went to school with my mom ♪
♪ But they weren't super close ♪
♪ O, Claire doesn't ever ♪
♪ Remember my name ♪
♪ But her spray tans look sweet ♪
♪ So I help pay her student loans ♪
Let's play some basketball!