1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,458 -[indistinct chatter] -[Lionel clears throat] 2 00:00:09,541 --> 00:00:12,500 So, anyone got any fun plans tonight? 3 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:16,791 Oh, I was gonna take a Klonopin and go to bed at 5:00 p.m. 4 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:18,500 Same, but 3:00 p.m. 5 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:23,875 And I plan to examine my nude body in the mirror until I cry myself to sleep. 6 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:26,083 -Ah, so, no. No fun plans. -[Mona grunts] 7 00:00:26,166 --> 00:00:27,500 -Hey! -A-ahem! 8 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:30,958 Attention, everyone! Party at my house tonight. 9 00:00:31,041 --> 00:00:34,041 It's BYOB. Bring Your Own Bussy. 10 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,125 [cheering] 11 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:38,791 I'm gonna bring extra bussy because someone always forgets. 12 00:00:38,875 --> 00:00:41,416 Oh-oh-oh! I have the perfect playlist. 13 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,250 It's all Morrissey, but not his music, no, no. 14 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:47,041 It's just him complaining about immigration. 15 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:52,875 Oh, sorry. Everyone's invited except you downers at this sad table right here. 16 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,333 What? Why not? 17 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:58,916 Nobody wants to be anxious, depressed, or ashamed at a party, darling. 18 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,416 They wanna drink and fuck 19 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:03,291 and not hang out with you wimpy piss stains. 20 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:05,708 -[all] Party! Party! -[Cat Stevens] Wow. Tight exit. 21 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:09,166 Oh God, it's like secondary school all over again. 22 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:13,375 It's not fair. Why don't we ever get invited to their cool parties? 23 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:15,416 I know. We got all the good drugs. 24 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,791 It's because we're not cool. We're losers. We suck eggs. 25 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:22,041 Oh, come on, Lionel. I don't think you suck eggs. 26 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,500 You, uh… You don't? 27 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,125 No, I think you're very cool… in your own way. 28 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:29,666 -You think I'm cool? -In your own way. 29 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:33,666 Right, yes. I'm fu-- I'm fucking cool, daddy-o. 30 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:37,791 In fact, you know what? I should throw my own party. 31 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,916 -[Tito buzzes] -Yes… [stammers] …hoes? 32 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,625 You hoes will attend, right? 33 00:01:42,708 --> 00:01:43,541 -Well… -Uh… 34 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,958 -I, uh… -I'll check my schedule. 35 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:49,291 Hey, man. Sorry about the party, but can you hold this for me real quick? 36 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,875 Oh, yeah, sure-- [grunts] 37 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:55,208 Ha! I bought an extra lunch just to slap this one in your face. 38 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:56,333 [laughs] 39 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,375 Now you smell like lunch. 40 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,666 God. Why do you guys have to be such assholes? 41 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:03,708 You heard Mona. We're cool, and well, he's a fucking freak. 42 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,333 The weak and the weird need to be pruned. 43 00:02:06,416 --> 00:02:08,458 Well, for your information, the weak and the weird 44 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,333 are throwing their own party tonight… 45 00:02:10,416 --> 00:02:12,708 [in sing-song] …and you're not invited. 46 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:15,208 -Oh, no! Did you hear that, Connie? -Well, shoot. 47 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:18,583 Lionel, I'm so upset. Could you please hold my other tray? 48 00:02:18,666 --> 00:02:20,458 -Oh… [grunts] -[laughing] 49 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,500 All right. Let's go buy some more lunches. 50 00:02:22,583 --> 00:02:24,458 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 51 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:26,750 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 52 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:30,291 -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 53 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:33,083 ♪ A-ha So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ 54 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,166 -♪ So good, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ -♪ A-ha ♪ 55 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:37,041 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 56 00:02:37,125 --> 00:02:39,333 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 57 00:02:39,416 --> 00:02:44,375 ♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪ 58 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:48,541 ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ 59 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:53,000 ♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪ 60 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:54,875 ♪ There's nothing better ♪ 61 00:02:54,958 --> 00:02:57,291 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 62 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:03,041 As you know, our client, Sal, has wanted a truck for some time now. 63 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,416 What are we gonna do? [hoots] 64 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,166 Don't look at me, monkey-man. 65 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:10,916 I'm a Need Demon, not a "Really-Really-Want" Demon. 66 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,791 Well, sweet Sal loves that truck desperately. 67 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,375 And I don't normally do this, 68 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:18,125 but I think it's time we bring in the big guns. 69 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:19,166 [menacing music plays] 70 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:21,166 Okay, so what's the fucking problem? 71 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:23,375 Your client wants a truck? Get him a fucking truck. 72 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,083 If only it were that easy. 73 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,583 Why? This guy Sal got bad credit or something? 74 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,750 Well, no. 75 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:31,291 -Uh, Sal is four years old. -What? 76 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:33,333 And the truck in question is… 77 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:34,500 A fucking toy? 78 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,291 That's right. It's a Tonka. 79 00:03:36,375 --> 00:03:40,000 I worked with human quagmire Robert McNamara 80 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:42,916 for seven years during the Vietnam War, 81 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,250 and you brought me in for a fucking toy truck? 82 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:46,583 Who's Robert McNamara? 83 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:50,458 I don't have a clue, but it sounds like he's some sort of human quagmire. 84 00:03:50,541 --> 00:03:53,375 Just ask the kid's parents for the truck. Case closed. 85 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,375 Flanny, allow me. [hoots] 86 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:58,000 Oh, yes, Mr. DNApe. Here you are. 87 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:02,875 Sal has an extremely rare genetic variant called KCNB1. [hoots] 88 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:06,416 Enhance. You see, humans are made up of billions of cells. 89 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,541 [hoots] 90 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,416 Enhance. And in each of these cells are chromosomes. 91 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,000 [hoots] Enhance. 92 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,458 Say "enhance" one more fucking time, 93 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:16,666 and I'm gonna shove a banana so far up your ass, 94 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,416 you're gonna think you're a banana split. 95 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:21,250 Right, well, uh, zoom in a little bit. 96 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:23,583 One tiny little change in one of Sal's genes 97 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:25,333 has made Sal neurodiverse, 98 00:04:25,416 --> 00:04:28,791 causing him to be, among other things, nonspeaking. 99 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:33,083 So we can't just ask for the truck, and we've tried everything else. 100 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:35,416 -We've thrown tantrums. -Shitty idea. 101 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,916 -Hugged Sal's moms for hours on end. -Even shittier. 102 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,583 We even tried extortion. 103 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:43,916 But no one in the house noticed when the Nespresso pods went missing. 104 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,041 That idea is so shitty, I need toilet paper to wipe my ears. 105 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:52,208 Please, Petra, we're at our wits' end. You have to help us. 106 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,708 -Ambition is all we've got left. -Okay. Jesus. Just stop! 107 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:59,166 I'll do the truck job, but I'm doing it my way. Alone. 108 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:02,291 Uh, bu-bu-but you can't handle a case like Sal's by yourself. 109 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:05,916 In the immortal words of another ambitious gremlin I know, 110 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,875 "Don't believe me? Just watch." 111 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:10,166 Was she talking about Robert McNamara? 112 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,583 No, I believe she was referring to Bruno Mars. 113 00:05:13,666 --> 00:05:15,000 [Petra] Fuckin' dipshits. 114 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:20,583 Oh my God. My mom sent me another goddamn Facebook post. 115 00:05:20,666 --> 00:05:24,125 Seriously? More inspiration porn from mommy dearest? 116 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:27,083 [Alice] "The only disability is a bad attitude." 117 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:29,958 -Ugh, barf. -Goddamn ableist bullshit. 118 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,958 You know, I'm never gonna be enough for her. 119 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:36,375 After 30 years trying to "fix you" with all those damn doctors and therapies, 120 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,833 your mom still doesn't get it. 121 00:05:37,916 --> 00:05:39,958 -[laptop chimes] -Ugh, I gotta take this. 122 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,208 It's Traci and Olivia. 123 00:05:41,291 --> 00:05:43,250 Oh, that cute motherfucker's parents? 124 00:05:43,333 --> 00:05:46,416 -Alice, we have some great news. -Did you win the appeal? 125 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:50,458 Yes! Wow. Wait, how did you know? Did Dev tell you already? 126 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:53,416 Yeah, we've been, uh, emailing. 127 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,583 Did someone mention Dev? 128 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:59,916 That hunk lawyer with the long eyelashes and ass for days? 129 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,541 -Connie, what the fuck are you wearing? -I'm a sex genie. 130 00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:05,750 I pop out when someone rubs their magic damp. 131 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,083 -Alice! -What? Dev's hot. 132 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,625 She can hate and be horny at the same time. 133 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:14,125 Look at Pol Pot. He was horny for genocide. 134 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,750 We're just so excited that Sal and the other disabled students 135 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:18,375 get to stay with their class. 136 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:19,375 It's huge. 137 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:22,958 -That's amazing news. -Oh, come on! It's the bare minimum. 138 00:06:23,041 --> 00:06:25,541 And we wanted to invite you over to dinner to celebrate. 139 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:28,750 Are these people gonna have a party every time one little good thing happens? 140 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,875 -It's nice to celebrate. -Ugh! 141 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,416 The world is nonstop diarrhea, and they're celebrating a fart. 142 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,333 I celebrate every fart. 143 00:06:36,416 --> 00:06:38,916 -[farts] -They make my genie pants go floof. 144 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,666 Dev is coming tonight too, 145 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,833 but maybe you already knew that since you two are pen pals, hmm? 146 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:45,416 More like penis pals. 147 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,833 -Yeah. Maybe I should go. -Yeah, it'll be fun. 148 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:51,833 Oh, yeah, Connie? Like the last time she went on a date. Was that fun? 149 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:53,500 -That does it, Rochelle. -Get back! 150 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:57,166 It doesn't have to be a date to catch some dick. 151 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,291 -Connie! -[Connie grunts] 152 00:06:58,375 --> 00:07:00,125 There. Lady, you're going. 153 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,583 Okay, okay. I am in. 154 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:04,833 -Text me the address. -[Rochelle] Don't go, Alice! 155 00:07:04,916 --> 00:07:09,041 Hey. You be good in there or I'm gonna turn you into some boots. 156 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,041 I'm not afraid to skin a bitch. 157 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,250 -Jesus, look at that thing. -[playful chatter] 158 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:18,000 That Tonka's got a badonka. Yeah! 159 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:21,250 I totally get it now. That is one fuckable truck. 160 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,416 [exclaims] 161 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,083 -But, hey, kid, what about all of these? -[whines] 162 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:28,541 You're right, you're right.Settling's for the Southern District of New York. 163 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:32,625 Eye on the prize. All right, just spitballing here, but first idea. 164 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,625 -Let's just take the thing. -[exclaims] 165 00:07:34,708 --> 00:07:37,500 -[imitates truck] -No, Sal. It's my truck. 166 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,833 -[grunting] -Oh, don't be a dick. 167 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,458 He just wants to vroom it a couple of times. 168 00:07:41,541 --> 00:07:42,500 [grunts, cries] 169 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:45,000 You're gonna take that, Sal? Curb stomp this kid. 170 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,791 Take a shit in his Huggies. 171 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:50,333 -[grunts] -[cries] 172 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:52,416 Sal pushed me. 173 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,458 -That was self-defense. -[scoffs] 174 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,375 Hey, hey, hey, hey now. Are-- Are you okay, Jacob? 175 00:07:57,458 --> 00:08:02,541 [hyperventilating] Sal took my truck and then he hit me. 176 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:06,375 Oh, please. Don't be such a Karen, Jacob. He barely touched you. 177 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,333 Sal, we do not hit. 178 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:10,708 -[grunts, sighs] -[sad music playing] 179 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,750 All right, all right, this might be a little harder than I thought, 180 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:17,500 but, hey, if I can keep America in a pointless war for ten years, 181 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:19,333 I can get you a fuckin' toy. 182 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,708 Hey, I'd love a tour after I ejaculate, if that's all right? 183 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:27,208 Appetizers! Hors d'oeuvres, yes! Crudités! Yes. 184 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:30,708 Okay, everyone, keys in this bowl if you need a designated driver. 185 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:33,291 Keys in this bowl if you wanna swap sex partners, okay? 186 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:37,000 I, of course, had my keys copied because I would like both. 187 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,875 Oh, and there's a punch bowl of K-Y by the pool. 188 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:42,916 Please don't forget to lubricate properly. 189 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,333 Wow, Mona, I had no idea you lived in the lap of luxury. 190 00:08:47,416 --> 00:08:50,083 Oh, are you not rich, Emmy? 191 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:53,333 Well, I'm currently living under the kitchen sink at the office 192 00:08:53,416 --> 00:08:55,166 because crabs took over my apartment. 193 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:56,625 Oh, that's quite sad. 194 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:58,791 Whoa, is that lube for free? 195 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:01,625 Of course, sweetie. I'm rich. 196 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:06,000 Now, people, get slippery and enjoy yourself 197 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,750 because tonight, we-- 198 00:09:07,833 --> 00:09:10,333 -Fuck! -What's wrong? 199 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:11,583 Tito just canceled, 200 00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:15,041 and Kitty texted she was never planning on coming in the first place. 201 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,458 W-Why did Tito cancel? 202 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:19,208 Well, apparently, she doesn't like driving at night. 203 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:23,333 -Doesn't she have wings? -Oh, Montel, who was I kidding? 204 00:09:23,416 --> 00:09:27,000 -I really am a freako weirdo loser. -[doorbell rings] 205 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:29,375 Quit your bellyaching. There's someone now. 206 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:31,916 -Hello! Please don't leave. -Hi, Lionel. 207 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,750 I didn't see any cars out front. Is no one coming? 208 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:38,958 Oh, Schmitty from Pity, I feel so shitty. 209 00:09:39,041 --> 00:09:40,958 My party is a total bust. 210 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:44,291 Oh, you poor guy. My heart breaks for you. 211 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:48,000 You really put it all out there, and nobody wanted it. 212 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,791 Jesus, Schmitty. Your pity is not helping. 213 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:52,708 No, no, Schmitty's right. 214 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,583 It seems the harder I try, the less everybody likes me. 215 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:59,250 Yeah, that's the thing about being a loser. 216 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,333 There's only one thing to do. Drown your sorrows. 217 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:04,166 ♪ Da na na na na na na ♪ 218 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,083 Tequila. 219 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:07,000 -[gasps] Oh, put it away! -[ominous music plays] 220 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,041 It's just booze, Lionel. 221 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:13,375 No, no! In my culture, tequila is the Forbidden Elixir. 222 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:15,958 It makes you do such shameful things. 223 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,791 Honey, what have you got to lose? 224 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,958 It's not like people can like you any less. 225 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,333 [sniffs] Ooh! 226 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:22,875 I guess you're right. 227 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:26,708 ♪ Da na na na na na na Na na na na na na na ♪ 228 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,875 -[Schmitty & Montel] Tequila! -Tequila. 229 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,500 [groans] Oh! 230 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:34,041 It really hits you fast when you only weigh 38 kilos. 231 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:38,291 [sighs] Oh my God, babe. Sal hit a kid at school today. 232 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:41,250 -Really? -Goddamn heart of a tiger, this one. 233 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,416 We literally just fought to keep him at that school, 234 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,083 and now he's fighting kids there? 235 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:48,958 Not fighting, exactly. He just-- He hit Jacob. 236 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:51,375 Oh, Jacob? Yeah, nobody likes Jacob. 237 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:54,958 But, still, Sal, you shouldn't be hitting people for no reason. 238 00:10:55,041 --> 00:10:57,416 But there was a reason. A really good one. 239 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,041 -Tell 'em, Sal. What words you got? -[whines] 240 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,833 Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, "want." Uh-huh, "want." 241 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:04,875 -[Sal whines] -Okay, what do you want, buddy? 242 00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:07,250 -[imitates truck] -Are you hungry? 243 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,250 There's popcorn with nutritional yeast and furikake on the stove. 244 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,250 The fuck did popcorn ever do to you? 245 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:13,250 [whimpers] 246 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,875 Sal, what's going on? 247 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,250 Lady, can't you see he doesn't want 248 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,750 a yeast infection from your bukkake snacks? 249 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:23,416 He wants you to take a goddamn second and listen to him. 250 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,125 Okay, okay, okay. 251 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:27,958 I can see you're having a lot of feelings right now. 252 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,666 -Just one, bitch. -[Sal screams] 253 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,291 Sal! Okay, buddy. 254 00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:34,291 You definitely need a nap before your therapies. 255 00:11:34,375 --> 00:11:36,083 [sighs] 256 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,666 This is total bullshit. 257 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:41,166 It is not your fault that they don't wanna learn Salanese. 258 00:11:41,791 --> 00:11:45,875 Ugh, kid, you're killing me with this sad Sundance bullshit. 259 00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:48,250 -[sighs] -Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? 260 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:51,125 You can't give up on me. We may be down, but we're not out. 261 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:55,208 You gotta have a little hope. Aw, shit. Goddammit! 262 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,625 All right, listen. I might know someone who could maybe help us. 263 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:02,250 But if I do this for you, and I'm not saying that I will, 264 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,333 you're gonna have to let me play with the truck. 265 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:07,041 -[exclaims] -What? It's a cool fucking truck. 266 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:11,666 -[festive music playing] -Hey, everyone. Join the cum-ga line. 267 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,791 ♪ Da da da da da da! ♪ 268 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,458 Just remember to lube properly. 269 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:18,791 So who lives in your pool house? 270 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,000 Oh, my very sick grandmother. 271 00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:23,333 [breathes heavily] 272 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:25,250 Is she looking for a roommate? 273 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,625 Uh, if you don't mind living with a sex offender, 274 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:28,833 it's all yours, darling. 275 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,083 I mean, it beats living under a sink. 276 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,250 [sniffs] I-Is something burning? 277 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,708 -♪ Da da da da da da! ♪ -Oh, shit. What the hell? 278 00:12:35,791 --> 00:12:39,041 Don't tell anyone, but I spiked the lube, dude. 279 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:41,416 But Rick, alcohol is flammable. 280 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,083 Everyone, stop humping! Stop humping! 281 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,791 Rick spiked the lube! 282 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:48,125 Oh, yeah, right, Maury. Such a kidder. 283 00:12:48,208 --> 00:12:50,125 -[fire crackling] -Oh, no! Oh, no, he's right! 284 00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,708 He's not a kidder! 285 00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:53,916 Oh, this is burning in a bad way. 286 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,625 Quick, quick! Jump-- Jump in the pool! 287 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,416 Uh-oh, I spiked the pool too, baby. 288 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,375 [screaming] 289 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,041 [boom] 290 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:04,708 -Look! The roof! The roof is ablaze. -[screaming] 291 00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:07,708 Well, at least the pool house is still standing. 292 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:08,791 Oh, no. 293 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,250 Farewell, sick Grandmother. 294 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,791 I guess now heaven has another pervert. 295 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:14,875 [moan] 296 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,916 -[ethereal music playing] -Huh. 297 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,458 Shit, man. Where we gonna party now? 298 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,791 My drugs pill just kicked in. 299 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,208 Well, we know someone who's having a party, don't we, Maury? 300 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:29,041 Hey, hey, everybody. Let's go crash Lionel's loser party. 301 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,375 [cheering] 302 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,000 That's okay. You guys go ahead. 303 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,541 Yeah, we're gonna stay here 304 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,250 and look at Mona's dead grandma's ghost tits. 305 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,166 Oh no, I don't like it if you're into it. 306 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,666 [playful music playing] 307 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,833 [grunts] 308 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,083 [grunts] 309 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,083 Oh, fuck. Look, I dropped all my pens, right in front of you. 310 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,458 Petra, can I help you with something? 311 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,916 -I don't need your fuckin' help, okay? -[mug shatters] 312 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,333 But since you asked, I have an opportunity for you 313 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,416 that involves me getting something I need. 314 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:03,583 [scoffs] Hold on. Are you asking me for a favor? 315 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:06,583 No, I don't need nothing from nobody. 316 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:10,166 But… there is this cool kid I'm working with, 317 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,375 and if you could give him some of your hope mumbo jumbo… 318 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,291 Uh-huh. 319 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:18,625 …at the end of the day, there's a scenario where you might have access to a truck. 320 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:19,583 Okay. 321 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:23,291 Oh, fuck this and fuck you if you're gonna say "okay" like that. 322 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:26,875 Petra, stop. If you want my help, why don't you just ask for it? 323 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:30,541 Because I don't like it. But I gotta do it for this kid. 324 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:31,791 [chuckles] All right. 325 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,666 -But only because you asked. -Great. 326 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:35,875 And technically, I did not ask. You offered. 327 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,291 And yes, I'm recording this. 328 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,208 -[festive music plays] -Mama Maury? 329 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,375 Connie Mommy? What are you doing here? 330 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,125 -What's up, hoes? -[Montel grunts] 331 00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:48,125 What's up is we're crashing your party, dork. 332 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,291 Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it. 333 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,500 -Magnificent. -"Magnificent"? 334 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,791 Yes, yes, come in, come in. 335 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:59,625 I know how you lot like to ejaculate, and you may do so wherever you please, 336 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:02,541 for I am inebriated. 337 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,291 Um, okay? 338 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,958 Whoa, Lionel, your place is huge. Do you live here alone? 339 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:11,625 Yeah, of course, of course. Before this evening, everyone hated me. 340 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:15,166 But now look, my home is full of revelers, 341 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,541 and Rick is spiking the baptismal font. 342 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,750 I do not learn from my mistakes. 343 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:25,875 Oh! A house fire and a dead pervert can't stop our party, people. 344 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:30,958 So, ladies and gentlemen, once again, tonight we-- 345 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,250 Fuck, in a church. 346 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,166 [cheering] 347 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,541 -[groans] -Aw, what's up, Sal? 348 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,000 -[Sal sighs] -Oh. 349 00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:43,125 You wanna go to the playground. Maybe after your therapies. Okay, bud? 350 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,208 [grunts] 351 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,625 No. We don't wanna go to the goddamn playground. 352 00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,208 I mean, maybe. Later. 353 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,750 -But first, Sal, my man, this is Hope. -[ethereal music playing] 354 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:52,916 Hey there, Sal. 355 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,291 She's here to make you feel like you can go on living or whatever. 356 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,541 -[sighs] Humans are such fuckin' babies. -[exclaims] 357 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,541 Not you. I know you're a big boy. But humans in general. 358 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:05,291 Okay, Big Boy. We're gonna manifest that truck. 359 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,750 -"Manifest"? -Now, here's the plan, baby. 360 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,708 When you go into your therapies, 361 00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:13,041 I want you to stay focused on that truck you want so bad. 362 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:16,041 And to help you do that, Petra's gonna sing you a song. 363 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,333 -[gasps] -I am? 364 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,916 -I fuckin' hate singing. -Petra. 365 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,916 [sighs] All right. 366 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,166 If 58,000 young men can die in the Vietnam War, 367 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,375 I can belt out a few notes. 368 00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,791 -[drumroll] -[brass music builds] 369 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,583 ♪ They can lift, they can haul They can crash a fucking wall ♪ 370 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:32,208 ♪ They've got power, they've got balls ♪ 371 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,666 -♪ They're trucks ♪ -♪ Trucks! ♪ 372 00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,583 ♪ Pull a cord, give a blast Knock the kiddies on their ass ♪ 373 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,000 ♪ Rollin' hard and rollin' fast ♪ 374 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,541 -♪ In trucks ♪ -♪ Trucks! ♪ 375 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,375 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪ 376 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,541 ♪ I'm talkin' trucks ♪ 377 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,291 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa ♪ 378 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:45,500 ♪ All kinds of trucks ♪ 379 00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:50,250 ♪ Haulin', liftin' Grindin', shiftin' machines ♪ 380 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,500 ♪ Fuckin' trucks! ♪ 381 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:54,458 Now let's go get that goddamn truck. 382 00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,291 -[exclaims] -Tittie bomb! 383 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,083 Okay, okay, to Alice and Dev. 384 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,166 Thank you for keeping Sal in his school. 385 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,291 [chuckles] And putting that shitty school board in its place. 386 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,708 -Salud. -Salud. 387 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,416 -But come on. It was all Alice. -And your legal expertise. 388 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,875 [chuckling] No, it was you. You're spectacular. 389 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,833 -[exclaims] -[phone rings] 390 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:17,875 Alice! Did you fuck Dev yet? You're horny, right? 391 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:21,541 Yeah, I'm horny as hell, but, Connie, where the hell are you? 392 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,666 -Oh, I'm at a charty. -A what? 393 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,000 A party at a church. A charty. 394 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,375 Oh, okay. 395 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,791 Dessert is served. 396 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:33,333 Sis, I love you, I do, but you serve the absolute worst desserts. 397 00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:37,416 [chuckling] What? It's a matcha cream pie with a flaxseed protein crust. 398 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,833 -I'm sorry. It's straight-up gross. -It's healthy. 399 00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:44,416 Alice, we should ditch these hippies and go get some actual dessert after this. 400 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,916 -That sounds nice. -I love this for you. 401 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,250 Fuck him in a Baskin-Robbins. 402 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:53,041 Oh, shit, I gotta go. Something fun is happening. Bye-bye. 403 00:17:53,541 --> 00:17:55,333 [all] Lionel! Lionel! 404 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:58,708 I am a gray, ashen god. 405 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,458 -[cheering] -[Montel] Careful. 406 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:04,916 -I can feel his ass! -Okay, put him down. Thank you. 407 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,625 Montel, hi. 408 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:10,833 I promise we'll still be friends even though I'm cool now. 409 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,958 Hey, Party Jesus? Maybe you should go easy on the tequila? 410 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,708 -What are you? His mom? -What? No. 411 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,708 Then why you harshin' the vibe? 412 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:21,500 Yeah, this guy's finally cool, man. 413 00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:24,666 [gasps] You think I'm cool, man? 414 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,333 Yeah. How'd you get so cool, man? 415 00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:29,333 Tequila, man. 416 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,291 Oh, man, tequila makes me wanna suck dick. 417 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:35,208 Or maybe sucking dick makes me thirsty for tequila? 418 00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,500 Tequila and dick, man. That's chocolate and peanut butter. 419 00:18:38,583 --> 00:18:42,291 [chuckling] Okay, I think maybe everyone should go easy on the tequila. 420 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,250 -Boo! -Fuck you, party pooper. 421 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,000 Yeah, stop defecating on our fiesta, you ho. 422 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:50,958 All right, this is some real Señor Frog's energy, and I don't need it. 423 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,500 Well, shall we? 424 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,875 -One tequila. -Two tequila. 425 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,708 -Three tequila. -[all] I'm a whore! 426 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,875 [slurping] 427 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,500 [indistinct chatter] 428 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,625 All right, all right, they've had some fancy lesbian wine, 429 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:07,666 they're blowing smoke up each other's asses. 430 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,875 -Perfect time to demand a toy. -You can do this, baby. 431 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:11,958 [Sal] Mm-hmm. 432 00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,458 [exclaims] 433 00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,875 Hey, my love. Would you like some pie? 434 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:17,416 -[whines] -[chuckling] Ooh, see? 435 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:20,250 Even Sal knows what's up with the desserts in this house. 436 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,208 Oh, he-- He probably wants tubby time. 437 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,500 [exclaims] 438 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,500 Make these fakakta women understand you, kiddo. 439 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,000 -[exclaims] -I'm listening, Sal. I'm listening. 440 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:33,166 Okay, he's signing "wants." You want… What do you want Sal? 441 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,375 [babbles] 442 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:37,166 -A block? -No, a-- A toy, maybe? 443 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,833 -[gasps] -Come on, kid. 444 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,666 Be the truck you wanna see in your house. 445 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,791 [exclaims] 446 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,875 [truck horn honking] 447 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,083 [squeals] 448 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,333 -You're honking. Oh, you're a goose! -You wanna go to Canada? 449 00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,625 -[grunts] -I think he's a car. 450 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,250 -Yes, yes, a car honks. You're a car. -[babbles] 451 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,791 Oh, okay. Oh, no, you're bigger than a car. 452 00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:59,250 -A crossover? -A midsize SUV? 453 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,333 A Sprinter van! 454 00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,666 No, it's a truck. Duh! 455 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,791 -He was pointing to one in the car today. -You want a toy truck? 456 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,750 -[chuckles] -[Petra] Better believe it's a truck! 457 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,458 -Yes! He wants a toy truck. -[chuckles] 458 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,666 -Yeah! -We did it! 459 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,291 -Choke on it, haters! -[triumphant music] 460 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:15,000 Our son wants a truck, and he told us. 461 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,708 Fuck that neurologist and his bullshit benchmarks. 462 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:21,208 See, Sal? You can do anything with the right attitude. 463 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:25,500 Because "the only disability is a bad attitude," right, Alice? 464 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:28,625 -Oh, man. -It's your mom all over again. 465 00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,750 -Yeah, it is. -Rochelle, stop. 466 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,916 We can't let them do to Sal what your mom did to you. 467 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,083 This family needs this moment. 468 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:40,375 Alice, it is okay to celebrate small victories. 469 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,750 -Oh God, you're gonna go to high school. -Maybe even college. 470 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,916 We could be on The Amazing Race together as mother and son. 471 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,250 Listen to them. The expectations. The pressure. 472 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,208 -The disappointment. -Stop it. 473 00:20:52,791 --> 00:20:54,083 -Stop what? -Tell them. 474 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,708 Don't do it, girl. Please. Don't take this from them. 475 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:02,458 I… I just think this is a lot of pressure to put on him. 476 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,666 -Excuse me? -Sis, chill. 477 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,708 -No, please, continue. -I should not have said anything. 478 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:11,333 [scoffs] Are you scared we'd be disappointed in him? 479 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,041 -Because we could never be. -Sal is perfect as he is. 480 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:17,375 Yeah, you say that, but you still expect him to do more. 481 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,583 -Maybe more than he even wants to do. -[sad music plays] 482 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:22,666 And when he fails, and he will fail, 483 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:26,208 he will feel like shit, and he's going to hate you. 484 00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:29,875 Oh, fuck. 485 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,500 -Um… "Fuck"? -Uh… [chuckles] 486 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,125 -Did he just say his first word? -[chuckles] 487 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,458 Don't look at me. He didn't hear that fucking word from me. 488 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:40,083 Are we allowed to celebrate that, Alice? Is that okay with you? 489 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:43,625 I'm so sorry. I knew I should not have said anything. 490 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,875 No, it's fine. [chuckles] We get it. Our son's gonna hate us. 491 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:51,000 -Oh, shit, Rochelle. What did we do? -We told them the truth. [grunts] 492 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:54,000 For the record, I fuckin' hate you as a Hate Worm. 493 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,333 Let's blow this joint, Hope. Hope? 494 00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,541 Oh, that bitch is gone. Here one moment, gone the next. 495 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:04,958 -That's her whole gestalt, baby. -Well, my whole gestalt is "eat my ass." 496 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,333 All right, drunks, sluts, and drunken sluts, 497 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:10,666 you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. 498 00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:11,666 [chuckles] Oh! 499 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:15,291 Emmy, I said "drunken sluts." Let's go. Come on. 500 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:19,291 Actually, Lionel said I can crash here until I get my life together, 501 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:22,166 so, yeah, I'll be staying here forever. 502 00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:27,333 Ooh! Bye, darling. You tell that freak he throws one fuck of a party. 503 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:30,083 [sighs] And where is said freak? 504 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:32,958 Lionel, where are you? 505 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,375 Everyone's going home. 506 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,291 [Lionel] Ooh! Ahh! [grunts] 507 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,000 Lionel? [screams] 508 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:41,333 [screaming] 509 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:43,833 -Montel! -It's not what it smells like. 510 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:47,375 So my parents aren't having a mushy threesome with my mentor? 511 00:22:47,458 --> 00:22:50,625 Oh, no. Yeah. Well, then, no, it's exactly what it smells like. 512 00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:53,500 Oh, you poor kid. This is gonna be a core memory. 513 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,583 Ugh, the wetness! 514 00:22:55,666 --> 00:23:00,416 A sexual betrayal by your mentor tends to be foundational. 515 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,375 [gasps] I gotta go scoop out my eyeballs. 516 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,750 Montel, wait! 517 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,916 I thought you wanted us to get along. 518 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,291 You basically begged us to do this. 519 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaking of begging, can I pleeease get in on your orgy? 520 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,666 -Uh… no. -No way. 521 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:18,791 Eh, my penis doesn't work anyway. It has too many holes. 522 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:22,416 -What? Like a-- Like a flute? -No, more like a colander. 523 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,083 Okay, now I'm intrigued. 524 00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,666 -So… -Yeah. 525 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:31,458 -Uh, do you still wanna get some dessert? -Are you serious? 526 00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:34,750 Alice, my nephew finally advocated for something he wanted, 527 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,916 and you somehow made his whole family feel terrible. 528 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,291 I was just trying to protect Sal. 529 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,625 I get that, I do, but it was still a dick move. 530 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:44,833 Dev, come on. 531 00:23:44,916 --> 00:23:46,958 Yeah, I think I-- I think I should go. 532 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:49,583 -Uh, I'll see you around. -Ah, shit. 533 00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:52,375 Nuh-uh. Don't let that asshole make you feel bad. 534 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:55,166 -Yeah, fuck him. -We don't need his judgment. 535 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,125 -Fuck everybody. -We don't need nothing from nobody. 536 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,208 -Yeah, we've got Postmates. -And a vibrator. 537 00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,583 Rochelle, I may never leave the house again. 538 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:08,708 So, yeah, Sal's mom ordered it on Amazon, and they delivered it that night. 539 00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:11,708 Wow, Petra. I can't believe it. 540 00:24:11,791 --> 00:24:13,041 You got Sal his truck 541 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:15,666 with no help whatsoever from nobody at all. 542 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,750 Hey, there's no shame in asking for help if you need it. 543 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,041 Fortunately, I did not. 544 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,708 What happened to you? You look like shit. 545 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:26,208 I don't know. I could say this. I know I didn't fuck anyone last night. 546 00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:29,250 Connie, could you say that? You didn't fuck anyone last night? 547 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:33,875 I took a Xanax and fell asleep watching the Netflix Original Series Lupin. 548 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:37,458 Oh, good. Maurice, Constance. Morning, lovers. 549 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:41,000 Eh, I wanted to make sure you both got home all right. 550 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,041 -Um, from what? -My party last night. 551 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:46,125 Oh, you had a party last night? 552 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:49,833 Uh, yes, remember? We all fornicated each other. No? 553 00:24:49,916 --> 00:24:52,208 [laughs] Oh my God! You two fucked the Wizard? 554 00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,916 -What?! -No! Uh… Uh-uh, I watched Lupin. 555 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,208 Okay. Yeah, yeah. Sure you did. 556 00:24:57,291 --> 00:25:00,625 -[Petra cackles] -Oh, I see. You two are ashamed. 557 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:04,416 Afraid your stock as cool individuals will take a hit 558 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,958 after making sweet love to me. 559 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,625 -[groans] -[laughs] 560 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:12,541 Everyone! I have an announcement to make. 561 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:15,583 -Oh, he's gonna tell everyone, isn't he? -Yup. 562 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:18,916 -And we, uh… -We wanna fuck him again? 563 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,583 -Yup. -Big time. 564 00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:25,833 ♪ They can lift, they can haul They can crash a fucking wall ♪ 565 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:29,541 ♪ They've got power, they've got balls They're trucks ♪ 566 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:34,791 ♪ Pull a cord, give a blast Knock the kiddies on their ass ♪ 567 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:38,833 ♪ Rollin' hard and rollin' fast In trucks ♪ 568 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,125 [vocalizing] 569 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,041 ♪ I'm talkin' trucks ♪ 570 00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:46,583 [vocalizing] 571 00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:48,541 ♪ All kind of trucks ♪ 572 00:25:48,625 --> 00:25:55,166 ♪ Haulin', liftin' Grindin', shiftin' machines ♪ 573 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:58,708 ♪ They're fuckin' trucks ♪ 574 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:05,750 [vocalizing] 575 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:09,583 [song fades]