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‎來吧，所有熱愛屁股的人…

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‎肛門節快樂

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‎-瑪佐拉，肛門節快樂
‎-謝謝

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‎-願上帝祝福你的屁眼
‎-還有你全家的屁眼

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‎這個佳節好噁

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‎肛門節是荷爾蒙怪獸慶祝愛與分享

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‎以及熱愛分享屁眼

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‎剛好站在駱駝蹄下面

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‎小心囉

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‎我他媽的討厭慶祝
‎我幹嘛讓妳帶我來這裡？

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‎我想帶妳來喝蛋酒、跟老朋友聚聚

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‎暫時離開那些希特勒應該會很好玩

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‎艾咪，肛門節快樂

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‎還有蘿榭兒

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‎-妳氣色很好
‎-隨便啦，我是來喝蛋酒的

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‎彼特，我有東西要送你

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‎妳真的不用那麼客氣

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‎標籤機貼紙

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‎適用PTH107B！

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‎-喜歡嗎？
‎-太棒了

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‎“PT什麼鬼”
‎我不敢相信我跟這種笨蛋搞過

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‎聽妳那樣說我一點都不難過

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‎老天，蘿榭兒，這是派對

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‎仇恨蟲那一套可以稍微收斂一點嗎？

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‎不行，沒辦法，不會，也不願意

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‎-天啊
‎-幹嘛？

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‎蘿榭兒，無論如何
‎不要轉身，除非妳想看…

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‎-但丁？
‎-天啊，她轉身了

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‎-但丁？
‎-對，大家好

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‎你們最喜歡的無賴回來了

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‎渾蛋

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‎哦，糟了，有好戲看了！

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‎但丁最好護好他那兩根屌

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‎因為蘿榭兒會扯斷一根

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‎我想跟大家介紹

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‎我從南美洲帶回來這個美麗的紀念品

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‎就是她，我此生
‎最愛的駱馬，我的未婚妻黛芬妮

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‎我是黛芬妮，嗨

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‎誰讓這個渾蛋參加肛門派對？

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‎蘿榭兒，我看得出來妳生氣

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‎在他那樣對妳之後，妳有權利生氣

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‎當然啦！我…等等，他？

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‎過去那個但丁

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‎我很樂意為他做過的事道歉
‎但我甚至不認識那個渾蛋了

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‎對，但丁變了
‎因為四處旅行，我是黛芬妮，嗨

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‎總之，我現在狀況很好

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‎我準備好了，我們可以做朋友

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‎朋友？

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‎哦，糟了！屁股樹

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‎但丁，你在糞堆臭死吧，還有妳…

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‎-黛芬妮
‎-對，黛芬妮

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎-妳這隻可悲、被搞的驢子！
‎-蘿榭兒！

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‎我等不及這段婚姻
‎在妳這張蠢騾臉面前破碎！

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‎-什麼？
‎-老天！

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‎-她對妳做過什麼？
‎-她是無辜的駱馬

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‎沃特，少來這套

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‎沃特，沒有人
‎是無辜的，好嗎？大家都是討厭鬼

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‎她是討厭鬼
‎你是討厭鬼，彼特是笨蛋

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‎-好
‎-妳知道，我不該邀請妳來

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‎還用說，討厭鬼

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‎蘿榭兒，夠了！妳毀了這個派對

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‎哦，真好，我最喜歡的人都在這裡

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‎沒有人會這樣當面跟妳說

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‎但妳這個
‎“我痛恨全世界”的把戲了無新意

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‎我說得還不夠清楚嗎？
‎我才不鳥妳是怎麼想的

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‎我他媽的不需要妳

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‎我不需要你們任何人
‎妳那一對俗氣的咪咪別擋路

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‎剛好在駱駝蹄下面！

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‎也就是說我們的屁眼要親親

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‎哦，親愛的

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‎怎麼樣？

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‎永遠別想

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‎（人資部）

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‎然後但丁說，我引述這個賤人的話

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‎“我準備好了，我們可以做朋友”

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‎-不會吧！
‎-我知道

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‎那些鳥事之後
‎猜猜誰站在他那邊？希望

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‎她說：“仇恨不好，大家要相親相愛”

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‎希望有妄想

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‎“一切都很棒又有趣
‎大家跟著我的大奶燈跳舞吧”

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‎笨蛋，這個世界不好也無趣

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‎對，這個世界很醜陋
‎所以賤人，別裝模作樣

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‎對，聰明的女孩

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‎仇恨到頭來就是這樣

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‎我很高興你們都了解
‎希望帶給大家多麼不好的影響

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‎我們應該把她幹掉

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‎不好意思，我知道
‎那是我慣用的手法

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‎-我並不會介意這樣做
‎-我也不會

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‎人類少了希望會更好

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‎-少了每個人，我們除外
‎-對！

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‎他們要我們待在地下室
‎但我們應該是這裡的老大才對

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‎有意思

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‎艾莉絲要找我，得走了

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‎希荷斯，出去仇恨吧

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‎怨恨將軍，我一向都是

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‎希荷斯說得對
‎我們應該是這個地方的老大才對

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‎對，我受夠了無法完全掌權

99
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‎但我們該怎麼做，怨恨將軍？

100
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‎我跟你們說我們該怎麼做

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‎我們要去當肛門節派對的不速之客

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‎-走吧！！
‎-耶！

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‎甜心，妳會很喜歡，好甜，妳…

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‎對不起，不好意思

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‎-哈囉
‎-嗨

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‎好，彼特，你近來如何？

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‎我看看

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‎我有天遇見你那根被割掉的屌

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‎不要在黛芬妮面前說，老天！

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‎她不知道我以前有三根
‎對她來說，兩根就很多

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‎好，我想應該說到這裡就好，再見囉

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‎不，等等
‎你說你看到我最喜歡那根屌？

113
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‎沒什麼啦，它現在只是死不了

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‎只是一根殭屍化的屌
‎我跟它大打出手好跟它平起平坐

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‎聽我說話一定很無聊
‎我們去找別人，好嗎？

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‎天啊，我最喜歡的屌還活著

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‎這是…

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‎這是肛門節的奇蹟

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‎拜託，親愛的，鬆開一點

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‎蒙特爾！

121
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‎你不想幫媽咪把好東西塞進我屁眼

122
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‎這樣午夜鐘響時我就能拉出來？

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‎對不起，我受不了肛門節

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‎對，我蠻同意的

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‎真的？“蠻同意”？你這個爛人

126
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‎是真的，最近才被我用性征服的人

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‎-放開我
‎-我否認3P

128
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‎雖然我覺得被你搞得很可口

129
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‎-什麼？
‎-你說可口？

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‎什麼？不，沒什麼
‎那棵屁股樹又著火了？我去看看

131
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‎你要自己吃一塊餅乾
‎還是我們要分著吃？

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‎分著吃？雪倫喜歡那樣！啊，糟了！

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‎我忘了替雪倫
‎買肛門節禮物，我真沒用

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‎沒用…像南西！

135
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‎-慘了！我忘了替南西買禮物
‎-老喬，我們是笨蛋

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‎今天是肛門節前夕
‎現在才去買禮物太遲了

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‎要忍受人擠人

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‎你說得對，南西是個好老婆
‎但還不值得為她“忍受人擠人”

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‎好，我需要一個禮物
‎一樣東西，哪裡有東西？儲藏室！

140
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‎好主意，我去拿釘書機
‎說不定再拿一盒長尾夾

141
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‎如果她想要更好的禮物，就去上班

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‎嘿，妳要去哪？

143
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‎-到薩爾的班級跟大家談談
‎-妳要去薩爾的班級？

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‎-艾莉絲，我們說過…
‎-不要管別人，我知道

145
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‎但是薩爾的老師說他被霸凌

146
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‎誰在乎？不要管別人就是誰都不要管

147
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‎但這是薩爾，那個可愛的小渾蛋

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‎當然，他是很可愛

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‎但妳助人一輩子，世界還是這個樣子

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‎因為這個世界爛透了，誰都不在乎

151
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‎對，我想我贊同

152
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‎我知道妳贊同
‎所以不要管別人，包括薩爾，對吧？

153
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‎-對
‎-艾莉絲，我要聽妳說出來

154
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‎-但是他才四歲
‎-艾莉絲

155
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‎好啦

156
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‎-不要管薩爾
‎-這樣才對

157
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‎我們三個光溜溜的年輕人…

158
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‎笑一個，不要忘了透過蛋蛋呼吸

159
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‎下午好，怨恨將軍

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‎妳好，佩格
‎我朋友跟我要參加便便節派對

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‎對不起，上面說你已經…

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‎死了？哦，不

163
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‎結果安東尼不需要頭就能活著

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‎也還會擠爆

165
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‎那我們就帶頭進去
‎有沒有聽懂我的笑話？

166
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‎我把妳搞廢了嗎？

167
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‎好好玩哦

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‎安東尼，好玩嗎？

169
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‎來吧

170
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‎跪下，現在由仇恨部是老大

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‎-手放在我們看得到的地方
‎-不要亂來

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‎我們在學《終極警探》
‎你們知道該怎麼做，尖叫

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‎到工作站，快去！

174
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‎不，不要把我裝進袋子裡！

175
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‎我的手機在我胸前口袋
‎你這個怪獸，我沒有武器

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‎那是標籤機貼紙，我的標籤機要用的

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‎你們好大膽，在這麼神聖的日子？

178
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‎這是對肛門直腸信仰的侮辱

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‎安靜！再有人抱怨
‎我就把你們通通殺了

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‎-你們仇恨者要什麼？
‎-要恨！

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‎紐澤西就要成為仇恨國

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‎當然，他們不讓我們接近人類

183
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‎沒錯，沒有愛，沒有邏輯

184
00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:22,208
‎地表上只有恨

185
00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,375
‎老喬，那些壞人不知道我們在這裡

186
00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:30,583
‎我猜他們忘了檢查儲藏室

187
00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:36,250
‎老喬，你知道這代表什麼吧？
‎這代表我們兩個是布魯斯威利

188
00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,583
‎當然啦，這集編劇讓我們躲過接管

189
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,958
‎這樣我們就能拯救大家

190
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,750
‎動作片英雄！

191
00:09:44,666 --> 00:09:48,125
‎好，我們只要跳上通風管？

192
00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,291
‎對，沒錯，在通風管裡爬來爬去

193
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:51,750
‎來，從屁股把我推上去

194
00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:54,291
‎如果需要用拇指戳，不要怕

195
00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:56,666
‎現在是肛門佳節，好，來吧

196
00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,041
‎你戳到屎了

197
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,333
‎-蘿榭兒，歡迎回來
‎-天啊

198
00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,500
‎-那個是佩格嗎？
‎-對，是佩格的下半身

199
00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,458
‎小姐，我們做到了

200
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,833
‎做到什麼？

201
00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,916
‎天啊，搞什麼？

202
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,541
‎希荷斯，妳能相信嗎？
‎現在我們是這裡的老大了

203
00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,250
‎謝天謝地，蘿榭兒，救救我們！

204
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:23,125
‎為什麼她要救你們？
‎這是她想出來的好點子

205
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,791
‎-什麼？不！
‎-蘿榭兒！

206
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,541
‎我通常喜歡職場衝突

207
00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:30,291
‎但是這是恐怖主義

208
00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,583
‎-妳真的做了
‎-是我們

209
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,583
‎人類終於得到應得的仇恨

210
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:36,750
‎搞什麼…

211
00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:40,166
‎是不是很棒？他們為了小事吵架

212
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,541
‎看看有那麼多顆哈密瓜

213
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:45,958
‎他們還是拿刀相向

214
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,208
‎哦，糟糕，薩爾

215
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:51,666
‎-別管薩爾了，這就是妳要的
‎-應該吧

216
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:55,541
‎人資部三州間地區只是第一階段

217
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,250
‎我猜，第二階段就是全世界？

218
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:02,875
‎對，妳很了解我
‎妳知道我不喜歡太多階段

219
00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:06,416
‎我差點忘了
‎我要送妳一個肛門節禮物

220
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,750
‎甜心，快點

221
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,291
‎-放開我啦！
‎-希望？

222
00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:14,500
‎一但我們幹掉希望，仇恨就暢行無阻

223
00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:17,208
‎我想應該由妳開槍

224
00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:20,833
‎-我？
‎-當然，那麼多人當中妳最恨她

225
00:11:20,916 --> 00:11:24,916
‎-沒錯
‎-幹掉她

226
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,916
‎對，她活該

227
00:11:27,625 --> 00:11:29,166
‎親愛的，妳不會想動手

228
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,458
‎閉嘴，希望，她當然想動手

229
00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,750
‎希荷斯，快點

230
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,166
‎蘿榭兒，不要！

231
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,875
‎她會怎麼做？

232
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:40,833
‎蘿榭兒，妳不是這種人

233
00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,375
‎閉嘴

234
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,291
‎-妳在幹嘛？妳這爛蛇？
‎-快跑！

235
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,166
‎-抓住她們！
‎-別跑那麼快！

236
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,958
‎哦，可惡，我的肩膀！

237
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,708
‎我剛做出開槍撲倒的慢動作

238
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,000
‎天啊，我是布魯斯威利嗎？

239
00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:07,083
‎找到那條蛇，把她們兩個找出來

240
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:09,083
‎老天，她救了希望

241
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,583
‎我就知道以前那個蘿榭兒還在

242
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:13,708
‎嘿，彼特，那不是…

243
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,083
‎-我的朋友？
‎-我的屌！

244
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,208
‎-對不起，那是你的…
‎-小黛，現在不要問

245
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:22,166
‎嘿，小傢伙
‎要不要過來解開爸身上的繩子？

246
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:25,041
‎嘿，你要去哪？

247
00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:26,500
‎不，過來，到把拔這裡

248
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,083
‎沒關係，去找你最愛那個

249
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,000
‎對，你最愛那個

250
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:35,583
‎-什麼？
‎-是我？真的？

251
00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:37,916
‎哦，好貼心

252
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,833
‎哦，簡直是亂來

253
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:43,291
‎不好意思，守衛？這簡直是亂來

254
00:12:44,125 --> 00:12:46,416
‎-看，石像想逃走
‎-搞什麼？

255
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,583
‎-你這叛徒閉嘴啦
‎-你！

256
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:50,833
‎-別傷害它！
‎-不要動！

257
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,750
‎好，你打小報告

258
00:12:56,833 --> 00:13:00,291
‎怎麼？抓耙子先生，你站在我這邊？

259
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,875
‎站在妳那邊，對

260
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:06,083
‎對，將軍，我想妳跟我能有所作為

261
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:10,583
‎解開我，給我一把槍
‎寶貝，我就是妳的人

262
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:14,250
‎哇，你似乎是個可恨的渾蛋

263
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,250
‎可惜不是我喜歡那種

264
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,666
‎安東尼，我不喜歡這個

265
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,375
‎看，那個東西在抱但丁

266
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,958
‎或是替他整脊？

267
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:30,500
‎嘿，太用力了，那個整脊師很爛

268
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,916
‎天啊！

269
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,833
‎他們把休傑克曼幹掉了！

270
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,083
‎如果他會死，我們都會

271
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,708
‎好，聽著
‎我知道你們不喜歡愧感巫師

272
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:44,125
‎你們之間還有奇怪的性包袱

273
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,166
‎-沒有包袱
‎-好多包袱

274
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,375
‎不管怎麼樣
‎如果我們要活著離開，就要合作

275
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,041
‎-同意
‎-肛門節的精神就是這樣！

276
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:55,666
‎等等，我的屁眼裡塞了好多東西

277
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,166
‎一定有什麼可以用來當武器

278
00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,333
‎很好，康妮，妳已經進去找了

279
00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:03,875
‎那不是康妮啦

280
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,250
‎真受不了我那麼喜歡

281
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:11,625
‎媽的，我好蠢，怎麼會朝他們開槍？

282
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:15,416
‎-因為妳是好蟲
‎-我不好，我不是蟲

283
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,625
‎-嘿，她們在這層樓
‎-把門撬開

284
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,958
‎-糟了
‎-有個艙門！只能從那裡出去了

285
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:24,750
‎媽的，我真的是布魯斯威利

286
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,541
‎在通風管裡爬來爬去很傷膝蓋

287
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,500
‎我希望能有動作戲

288
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:36,291
‎老天，我們幹掉其中一個手下！

289
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,250
‎就像布魯斯威利

290
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,500
‎而且他有對講機和一把槍

291
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,708
‎對，寶貝，你知道該怎麼做

292
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:50,625
‎“機關槍在我手上了，哈哈哈”

293
00:14:50,708 --> 00:14:52,250
‎這是誰寫的？

294
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,208
‎為什麼機關槍還在他膝蓋上？

295
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:56,708
‎-等等，槍呢？
‎-我以為你拿走了

296
00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,958
‎-我忙著在襯衫上寫字
‎-可惡

297
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:00,250
‎無心之過

298
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,083
‎我們還是布魯斯威利
‎什麼都難不倒布魯斯威利

299
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,000
‎沒錯！

300
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:07,291
‎如果我記得的情節沒錯
‎這個玻璃踩下去不會怎樣

301
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,041
‎-哦，可惡！我受傷了！
‎-要不要我幫忙？

302
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,958
‎-好
‎-我傷得很重

303
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,416
‎那一大包M&M旁邊應該就是樹籬剪

304
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,333
‎我搆不到，我在想辦法

305
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,750
‎往左一點…

306
00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:23,166
‎-酷，妳拿到曲滾球的球棒
‎-對

307
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:28,625
‎現在看我使出
‎女諾亞懷利的魅力勾引一個守衛

308
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,416
‎哦，守衛

309
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,041
‎我要尿尿

310
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:35,041
‎好，但不能有月經，不然我會吐

311
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,250
‎-死吧，賤蟲，快死！
‎-給我！

312
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,458
‎-不！
‎-可惡

313
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:43,208
‎康妮不是布魯斯威利

314
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,125
‎-他們會逮到我們
‎-我們會逮到她們

315
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,208
‎-我們完了
‎-她們完了

316
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,625
‎不，我們不會

317
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,750
‎我們要離開這裡
‎我們要打敗那些仇恨者

318
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,833
‎不要再說這些充滿希望的鬼話好嗎？

319
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,208
‎快點

320
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,583
‎-哦，可惡，他們來了
‎-看！我們可以跳過去

321
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,041
‎什麼？不，我們不行

322
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,166
‎妳中槍流血了，我沒有腿

323
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,958
‎蘿榭兒，我跟妳說我們可以

324
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,750
‎妳怎麼這麼有把握？

325
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:14,958
‎我沒有，但我知道
‎如果不試試看，我們就會死

326
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,291
‎來，試試炸彈的厲害

327
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,625
‎媽的，好

328
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,083
‎-我們可以
‎-也許吧

329
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,250
‎來吧！

330
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,750
‎希望！撐著點

331
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,291
‎-親愛的，我沒辦法
‎-妳一定要

332
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,791
‎我抓不住了

333
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:31,625
‎-希望！
‎-蘿榭兒！

334
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:33,208
‎不！

335
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,666
‎-兄弟，不要動
‎-不，不會痛

336
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,666
‎只是一小塊玻璃

337
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,500
‎-我不喜歡，我不喜歡你！
‎-我保證…會…

338
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,166
‎嘿！不能咬人！

339
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,958
‎-拿出來了
‎-你說得對，不會痛

340
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:52,458
‎希望沒了，她真的走了

341
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,625
‎安東尼皮納塔

342
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,875
‎好啊，想逃？

343
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,416
‎我不爽這種事

344
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,041
‎但我也很興奮

345
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,416
‎因為現在我們可以進行懲罰

346
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,416
‎你，往前站

347
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,791
‎-天啊
‎-不！

348
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,666
‎他們還是個孩子

349
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,833
‎-謝天謝地
‎-等等，什麼？

350
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,583
‎不要怕

351
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:36,625
‎你只要幹掉其中一個好朋友

352
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,166
‎如果不動手，你們通通沒命

353
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,791
‎-什麼？不，求求妳
‎-好好玩哦！

354
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,500
‎我去拿爆米花看好戲

355
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,916
‎天啊，這實在太誇張了

356
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,291
‎沒錯，但是…

357
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:53,833
‎-我不會有事
‎-不，當然，我不會對妳開槍

358
00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,583
‎哦，太好了，爸媽都沒事

359
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,541
‎-嗯…
‎-嗯什麼？

360
00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,750
‎爸，我不能對我的偶像下手

361
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:00,833
‎-什麼？
‎-好耶

362
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:05,666
‎親愛的，拜託，你不能殺我
‎是把拔把你從屁眼生出來的

363
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,083
‎我不知道該怎麼辦！

364
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:12,958
‎蒙特爾，聽你爸的話
‎現在就幹掉你的恩師

365
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,041
‎好，但愧感巫師
‎應該有機會為自己說話

366
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,541
‎愧感巫師，你想說說

367
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,166
‎自己為什麼應該存在嗎？

368
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,791
‎我？為什麼我應該存在？

369
00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:29,666
‎如果我死了，我媽咪會很難過

370
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:31,083
‎哦，親愛的，她不會

371
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,458
‎對，不會，我知道，那我就會死囉？

372
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,958
‎好，還有什麼好戲？

373
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:39,958
‎去死，你這個沒頭的瘋子

374
00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,208
‎-老天，那不是…
‎-蘿榭兒？

375
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,875
‎我放棄了，沒有希望，沒有意義

376
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,083
‎安東尼皮納塔，捏爆我吧

377
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,125
‎天啊，不！

378
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,583
‎她要被捏爆了！

379
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,541
‎他們好難過，真好

380
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:02,125
‎拜託，要安東尼皮納塔住手

381
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,958
‎為什麼？因為妳愛她？真蠢

382
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,208
‎-她恨你們每個人
‎-她才不恨我們

383
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,875
‎對，她只是最近
‎對我們很壞，特別是對彼特

384
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:15,250
‎但那是因為他們搞過，那件事很複雜

385
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,708
‎搞過就是發生性關係

386
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,875
‎-他們搞過？
‎-她不需要知道背景故事

387
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,541
‎我知道蘿榭兒愛我們，她只是心痛

388
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,625
‎對，她很快就會

389
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,708
‎快點，安東尼

390
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,208
‎捏爆我吧

391
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,500
‎妳膽敢放棄！

392
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,625
‎希望！

393
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,208
‎-耶！
‎-等等，怎麼回事？

394
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,416
‎-我想蘿榭兒沒事了
‎-不！

395
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,958
‎但妳掉下去了

396
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,166
‎對，但我有個小幫手

397
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,333
‎蘿榭兒！

398
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,875
‎寶貝，硬起來！

399
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,583
‎要比你以前更硬！

400
00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,458
‎哦，親愛的，我真是受寵若驚

401
00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:02,291
‎哦，糟了，妳看！

402
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,583
‎這個肛門節真是無奇不有

403
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,916
‎-蘿榭兒？
‎-我以為妳死了

404
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,791
‎-什麼？
‎-我準備要放棄

405
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,416
‎-任他擠爆我
‎-親愛的，沒關係

406
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,916
‎不，才不是，沒有一件事是對的

407
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,416
‎我要甜美的艾莉絲
‎選擇仇恨，我害薩爾失望

408
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,041
‎大家為了哈密瓜拿刀相向

409
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:40,208
‎現在我的朋友都會死

410
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:42,125
‎都是我的錯

411
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:46,250
‎但是蘿榭兒，還沒結束
‎妳還是可以讓事情有轉機

412
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,250
‎夠了！妳老是這樣說
‎但是我怎麼能相信妳？

413
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,000
‎寶貝，有別的選項嗎？

414
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,375
‎絕望？仇恨？妳選了那些，結果呢？

415
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:54,500
‎很糟糕

416
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,708
‎我討厭心存怨恨

417
00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:02,458
‎妳用不著，我了解妳
‎我知道妳有辦法解決

418
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:06,083
‎-妳真的相信，對不對？
‎-一向都是，永遠都會

419
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,791
‎-蘿榭兒，我愛妳
‎-我也愛妳

420
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,833
‎我努力想不愛妳，但我沒辦法，真的

421
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,958
‎她來了！我看到手臂

422
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,375
‎-還有翅膀
‎-我回來了，寶貝！

423
00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,666
‎女士們，不好意思
‎打斷妳們這麼感人的一刻

424
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:28,416
‎但既然妳們還活著，我要妳們自首

425
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,333
‎不然這個賤人就會死

426
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:32,666
‎-什麼賤人？
‎-嗨，蘿榭兒

427
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,958
‎看來我就是那個賤人

428
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,583
‎妳愛妳的炮友，對吧？

429
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,875
‎證明吧！十分鐘後到屋頂碰面

430
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:41,958
‎天啊

431
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:45,750
‎親愛的
‎我們還不能放棄，妳還有希望…

432
00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:47,458
‎和標籤機貼紙

433
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:50,208
‎適用於PTH1什麼鬼的

434
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,666
‎快點，小子，該動手幹掉巫師了

435
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,416
‎好，愧感巫師，準備好了嗎？

436
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:59,166
‎小蒙特爾，認識你是我的愧疚

437
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,083
‎-愧感巫師，掰了
‎-再見

438
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,583
‎一路順風？

439
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,833
‎-為什麼？
‎-變態

440
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,458
‎老天，你在幹嘛？

441
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,458
‎我不知道，幹嘛？我又沒當過烈士

442
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,416
‎站到那邊就好

443
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,541
‎好

444
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,375
‎等等

445
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:23,041
‎我真的想快點搞定

446
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:26,458
‎我知道，我只想
‎在他嗝屁之前說幾句話

447
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,541
‎-好，愧感巫師，我們有過3P
‎-小莫！

448
00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:33,416
‎-是我這輩子搞過最爽的一次
‎-好，對，我也喜歡

449
00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,000
‎你們讓我好感動！

450
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,208
‎連你吸槍管我都覺得很性感

451
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,666
‎就這樣，去死吧

452
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:43,000
‎好，我可以坦然面對我的兇手

453
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,291
‎別這麼快！

454
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,416
‎布魯斯威利！

455
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,166
‎-放下武器
‎-好，我只是臨時雇員

456
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,500
‎不要動！

457
00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:01,375
‎看來你們寡不敵眾，還是快跑吧

458
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,791
‎布魯斯威利！

459
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,750
‎我還活著！

460
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,750
‎而且你想吻我

461
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:12,291
‎我是因為你快死了才會跟你說那些

462
00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,833
‎-我們把壞蛋趕跑了
‎-沒錯，我們辦到了

463
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:19,916
‎我們真的救了大家，這一集到此結束

464
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,791
‎要不要邊等邊吸槍管？

465
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,291
‎不要

466
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,416
‎什麼樣的變態會吸槍管？

467
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,041
‎怨恨將軍，小心後面！

468
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,333
‎我想念這對翅膀，需要時很好用

469
00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:42,250
‎希荷斯，妳本來會是很優秀的蟲

470
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,916
‎但現在妳只是死蟲

471
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,916
‎來吧，妳這個充滿仇恨的渾蛋

472
00:23:48,791 --> 00:23:50,375
‎哦，可惡，帶了這麼多手下

473
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,791
‎放下武器

474
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,500
‎蘿榭兒，不要

475
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,750
‎怨恨，妳逮到我了，現在讓彼特走吧

476
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,875
‎妳那個大奶朋友呢？

477
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,458
‎在這裡，不要傷害他

478
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:03,583
‎“不要傷害他”

479
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,541
‎好感人哦，把她們通通幹掉！

480
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:08,583
‎不！

481
00:24:08,666 --> 00:24:10,791
‎-哦，糟了
‎-我們晚來一步！

482
00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,166
‎等等，妳的咪咪呢？

483
00:24:13,916 --> 00:24:15,750
‎妳是說這個？

484
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,875
‎咪咪彈！

485
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:23,875
‎彼特！

486
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,000
‎-天啊，他好重
‎-我拉不住了

487
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:30,875
‎褲子！鬆開他的褲子

488
00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,500
‎不！不能鬆開褲子

489
00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:36,375
‎解開你褲子時，我要把話說清楚

490
00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:39,125
‎彼特，我愛你，是柏拉圖式的愛

491
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:41,166
‎對，太好了
‎他媽的解開我褲子就好！

492
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,416
‎-耶！
‎-我們辦到了！

493
00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,625
‎掰，怨恨

494
00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,208
‎我愛你們，我真的很不應該

495
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,416
‎-我們也愛妳
‎-我們好高興妳回來了

496
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,333
‎妳當蟲好看多了

497
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,041
‎-我也很高興妳回來了
‎-彼特，謝謝

498
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:05,291
‎柏拉圖式？妳真是犯了大錯

499
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,833
‎嘿，艾莉絲，妳在幹嘛？

500
00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:11,083
‎沒幹嘛，做什麼都不值得

501
00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:14,083
‎對，我知道我跟妳那樣說，但我錯了

502
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,416
‎哇，蘿榭兒，妳…

503
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,333
‎又變回那隻美麗的蟲

504
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:22,041
‎很抱歉讓妳充滿怨恨，妳不是那種人

505
00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:24,708
‎妳是幫助別人的獨立女人

506
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:28,041
‎不，妳說得對，這個世界很爛

507
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:29,541
‎一切都毫無希望

508
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,958
‎對，說到那個

509
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:34,750
‎我知道失去希望時有多可怕

510
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,083
‎他媽的很糟糕

511
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,750
‎但是恨不能保護妳

512
00:25:37,833 --> 00:25:41,208
‎只讓妳越來越憤怒，到最後妳只想…

513
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:44,000
‎-放棄
‎-對，但妳不能他媽的放棄，好嗎？

514
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:47,291
‎因為艾莉絲還有太多事情要做

515
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:48,958
‎太多愛要付出

516
00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,583
‎妳說得對

517
00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:53,500
‎-我是獨立的女人
‎-對！

518
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:56,041
‎我要照顧自己和跟我一樣的人

519
00:25:56,125 --> 00:25:57,708
‎對，那才是我的好女孩

520
00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:00,416
‎艾莉絲，還好這個爛世界有妳

521
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,750
‎我超級驕傲能當妳的愛蟲

522
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:07,750
‎人類各種瘋狂的處境都能找到一絲好

523
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:08,791
‎（紀念）

524
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:12,250
‎有必要時連悲傷都能挺你

525
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:18,041
‎雖然我對這一切很了解，我要坦誠

526
00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:22,833
‎如果只能選一個，寶貝，我選擇愛

527
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:27,416
‎紙上分析愛說不出道理

528
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:32,625
‎愛狂野又危險，壓力大到讓人受不了

529
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:38,708
‎當你氣到想扁人時，愛讓你往好處看

530
00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:42,750
‎但是沒有愛，人生只是一團亂

531
00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,541
‎我選擇愛，對，愛

532
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,541
‎愛讓嘿咻有熱情

533
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,666
‎給我愛，甜美的愛

534
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,458
‎愛讓你超級硬挺

535
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:58,666
‎我經歷過歡愉與笑聲
‎我經歷過憤怒與痛苦

536
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:02,958
‎我決定了，寶貝，我選擇愛

537
00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:05,708
‎給我愛

538
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:09,416
‎愛比凌晨兩點的墨西哥捲餅更可口

539
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,583
‎好太多了

540
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:14,375
‎愛比被打一個性感的巴掌更強烈

541
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,208
‎甜美又強烈

542
00:27:16,291 --> 00:27:21,041
‎愛不像羞辱那麼好玩，但還是很棒

543
00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:25,125
‎只要能淺嚐愛，我願意出賣靈魂

544
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,083
‎我選擇愛，甜美的愛

545
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,958
‎對，愛是魔力

546
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:34,291
‎不要再憤怒、怨恨，我受夠了

547
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:36,041
‎我們都受夠了

548
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:38,541
‎沒有藉口也不需要免責聲明

549
00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,125
‎他媽的不用花腦筋

550
00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:45,166
‎我決定了，寶貝，我選擇愛

551
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:48,166
‎我決定了

552
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,958
‎-寶貝，我選擇愛
‎-甜美的愛

553
00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:53,083
‎-寶貝，選擇愛
‎-甜美的愛

554
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,500
‎-你只需要愛
‎-甜美的愛

555
00:27:55,583 --> 00:28:00,416
‎哦，寶貝，選擇愛

556
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,375
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