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[tense music plays]
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[gasps]
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What? W-w-where am I?
H-How did I get here?
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Oh, no, Becca, we're lost!
And there's no land in sight.
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You'll miss your first day back at work!
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It's probably for the best.
You won't be able to handle it anyway.
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You're right.
I-I'm just figuring out the mom part.
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How am I supposed to go to work too?
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What if you're so exhausted
you think the baby is a turkey?
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Then you put the baby in the oven
and the turkey in the crib!
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And now you have to raise the turkey
and eat the baby!
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- Worst Thanksgiving ever!
- What was that?
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- Probably something terrible.
- And we're all alone out here.
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- And nobody cares if you live or die!
- What about Barry? Barry cares, right?
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Barry? Barry? Barry!
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Barry! [echoes]
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[Barry snores]
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- Barry?
- Oh, yes. Barry seems very concerned.
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What? Who... Who are you?
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- I'm Kitty. Your new best friend. [purrs]
- [grim music plays]
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Oh. Okay. I haven't slept in weeks.
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[sobs] I could use some company.
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I have an idea. Let's see how hard
we can cry without waking up Barry.
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- Okay, that sounds like a good plan.
- [Kitty chuckles]
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- ["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays]
- ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real
So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel
That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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♪ It's like I'm powerful
And a little bit of tender ♪
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♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
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♪ Mess me up, yeah
But no one does it better ♪
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♪ There's nothin' better ♪
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
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I'm tellin' ya, Sonya's a damn wreck.
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That poor bug is spiraling down
a drain full of shit and alcohol.
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She needs a change.
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I know it's my go-to,
but she needs to get fucked.
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Well, it'd be nice
for her to meet somebody.
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Get out of the house, have a little fun.
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You mean, like,
set her up with a stud to crack her open?
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Yes. I love matchmaking!
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Fixing people's problems
by forcing them to fornicate.
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Yeah. Who's the lucky stud?
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Ooh! What about Gavin?
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Ugh. He's an asshole.
Plus his tits are fake.
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Well, who do you got, Mr. Picky Pants?
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Oh! I do know know a recently single dick
with great tits.
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I... I don't know if I'm ready
to get out there again.
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You seem too focused on tits.
Can we expand beyond tits?
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Fine. Wait. Oh, oh! Hold on.
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I've got the perfect guy.
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- Or gal.
- Yeah, right. But this one's a guy.
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Okay. But I'm just saying,
we gotta consider the females too.
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I got that,
but my person, who will remain a surprise,
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and please don't challenge me on this,
is a dude, and his tits are spectacular.
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[both moaning]
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You're now officially my second favorite
thing to do in the bathroom. [pants]
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[laughs] I'm so glad you followed me
in here when I did actually need to go.
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- Mm...
- Mm...
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Aww. Y'all are sweet
as a condom full of Kool-Aid.
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Oh! Kitty... Uh...
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We were just, uh,
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testing the weight limit.
Uh, okay. Yeah, she's rock solid. Good.
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- So's my donger.
- Oh, my God. [giggles]
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I love it when you say "donger."
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- Donger. Like that?
- Oh, fuck.
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- Mm...
- Mm...
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- Peace, babe.
- [Emmy sighs]
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Dante, right?
It's a funny story, actually. He...
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Oh, no, I get it. Young love.
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Oh, you think Dante loves me?
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That must be why
he's so comfortable asking me for money.
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[laughs] You're hilarious.
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Darling, I cannot wait
to work with you on Becca's team.
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Oh, yeah, I'm a riot. [laughs]
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But, oh shit. If you're on Becca's team,
does that mean she's depressed?
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Oh, just a little postpartum,
but it can be fun.
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Last night, Becca and I ate
cold lasagna from a mug
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and watched 35 episodes
of House Hunters back-to-back. [laughs]
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Oh, my God, will you adopt me? [laughs]
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How about I take you
to lunch tomorrow instead?
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I could pick your brain about Becca?
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So, when you say "take me,"
does that, uh...
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Don't worry, honey. It's my treat.
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Great. Yeah,
'cause I gave all my money to Dante.
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He needed to buy a birthday gift
for one of his exes, so, you know,
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he be shoppin'.
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[somber music plays]
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[sighs] God, I am exhausted.
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And you look like the Crypt Keeper
in a Donna Karan suit.
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Mommy's home. How was your first day back?
I bet you killed it.
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Yep. If her job is crying in the bathroom,
she fucking kicked ass. [grunts]
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Jake! Oh, there's my little guy.
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[cries]
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- Oh! Oh, no. Did I do something?
- Don't be scared. It's just Mommy.
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Oh, dear, has the baby
forgotten you already?
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Abandoned by his mommy for a legal brief.
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This is exactly what happens
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- when you go back to work too soon.
- Ugh.
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- Oh! Guess what? He rolled over today.
- Really?
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Here. Here! I have a video.
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Oh, my God! Did you see that, Becs?
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[laughs] Oh, I messed up
and the camera's facing the wrong way.
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I'm so glad you didn't miss this!
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- [sighs] Well done, Barry.
- [exhales] Babe.
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You... [sighs] You look so exhausted.
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Is it possible
that you maybe went back to work too soon?
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- Barry gets it.
- I look exhausted and I'm a bad mom?
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Thank you, Barry. Very cool.
Let's fuck, please.
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- Really?
- No!
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- Oh.
- Sounds like Barry never wanted
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you to go back to work in the first place.
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Fuck that. Becca, I swear to fuck,
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if you let that bozo
trap you in the house like Alf,
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I'll kick your ass back to Melmac.
I'm binging Alf. Fuck you. It's funny.
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[festive music plays]
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[chuckles] Oh, Kitty, I am loving
this Christmas-themed restaurant.
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The most depressing time of the year
all year round?
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[chuckles] Yes, please.
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Ho ho ho.
Tell Santa what you want for lunch.
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Santa, I'll start with a candy cane colada
and make it a double. Thank you.
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And I'll have a whole ham, please.
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Oh, that sounds good.
Make that a double too.
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So, how has it been as Becca's Lovebug?
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Well, it was rough at first,
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but now we're buds and the baby's cute
and lazy and barfs a lot,
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so we really get each other, you know?
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But that husband.
He's a real wet blanket, isn't he?
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Who, Barry? Oh, yeah, he's a dud.
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[nasal voice] "I'm Barry. I think
yogurt raisins are candy. I'm Barry."
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[laughs] That is Barry spot on.
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Now, you don't think
it's anti-Semitic, right?
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- It's kinda more just fun?
- I think it's accurate.
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Barry's a total joke.
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Do you think...
Oh, I hate to even suggest it.
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[inhales sharply] But do you think
she even loves him anymore?
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Hm. Well, everything he says annoys her,
and I've never even glowed for him once.
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Also, when he turns to the side,
he looks like her dad.
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Yeah. I said that to her
and she started crying.
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Oh, honey, I'd cry too
if I was married to... [nasal voice] ...Barry.
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- [giggles] See? That's not anti-Semitic.
- [laughs] He's just a loser.
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- Who happens to be Jewish.
- Incredibly Jewish. [chuckles]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Maury, where the hell
is your damn mystery man?
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Trust me, he's gonna show.
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He just likes to make a sexy entrance.
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This was a stupid idea.
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Just let me go home
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to drink my penne a la vodka in peace.
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- You drink it?
- Yes, Maury!
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I blend my booze into my food
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so I don't pass out
before I get as drunk as I want to be.
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- [woozily] Is that okay with you?
- That is brilliant. That's really smart.
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Yeah. Get your shit together, girl.
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[rasping] What's up, sports fans?
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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Maury! This is your sexy fuck stud?
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The pleasure to make your meeting, Shauna.
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Ugh! You've worked with me for years,
you fucking moron.
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Rick? Really?
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I didn't know he was gonna wear the piece.
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[yawning] Casual yawn.
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Don't fucking touch me, E.T.
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Wow, you really like alcohol.
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What's your favorite part?
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When it goes in red
or when it comes out yellow?
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey, Shauna.
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You look like you want to kill yourself.
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Okay. I'm out.
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[glass shatters]
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Oh no! My hair system!
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My confidence is plummeting.
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- [somber music plays]
- [exhales deeply]
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[door shuts]
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Hey, welcome home.
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Baby's sleeping, dinner's ready,
and Barry's had a glass of daddy juice.
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Hold on. Jake's already sleeping?
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You were running late,
so I put him to bed for you.
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Oh, dear. Seems like Barry doesn't think
Becca can take care of her own child.
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Well, can you blame him? The last time
she held the boy, he screamed so loud,
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I thought Charlie bit his finger. [laughs]
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I said, I thought Charlie bit his finger!
Nobody remember that? Just me.
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So, what do you think?
I made us a romantic dinner.
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Hey, sorry I'm late. I had a whole ham
for lunch. [chuckles]
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What'd I miss?
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- Uh, Barry made us a romantic dinner.
- Eww. Why'd he do that?
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I don't know. But for some reason,
e... everything he does disgusts me.
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Well, I can think of one reason.
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Right. Oh, yeah.
Because she doesn't love him anymore.
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- Bingo.
- What... What'd you just say?
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I thought you knew
from, like, your behavior.
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- Oh, God, maybe the bug's right.
- [buzzing] Barry drives you crazy!
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- He doesn't know you at all.
- Did you marry the wrong man?
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- Just like your mother?
- Honey, do you want some salmon?
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No, Barry. I don't want any salmon.
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Whoa, hey, I... I'm just trying
to do something nice for you.
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All I wanted was to put the baby
to sleep. I'm working all day.
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I don't get to see him,
I don't get to hold him.
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Okay, okay, I get it.
You're super stressed-out.
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- I'm not stressed-out. I'm just...
- Well, just what?
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I'm just not sure
I love you anymore! Okay?
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Whoa. She said it.
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[grim music builds]
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Uh... Guys? What the hell am I
supposed to do now?
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- [buzzing] Go after her.
- With your pants around your ankles.
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You want some more daddy juice?
And maybe some daddy Xanax?
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Don't you worry your little head, Barry.
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Your team's on it.
It's all going to be alright.
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We're fucked! Fucked! Fucked!
Fucked! Fucked! Fucked! Fuck!
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What the fuckin' fuck
are we going to fuckin' do?
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I don't fuckin' know!
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Hello? Cat? Mr. Stevens?
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Are you going to just sit there
and doodle in your coloring book?
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Hey, yeah. Sorry. Sorry, man.
Yeah, doodling helps me think.
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And what exactly do you think,
Depression Boy?
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I think we shouldn't be
doing anything too crazy.
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But she doesn't love us anymore!
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See, I think she does, Tito.
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Well, we got to do something.
Something big.
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I know! We should round up
all the local perverts and do a flash mob.
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- Make her feel special.
- Now, that's a plan!
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No, it's definitely not.
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No, no, no, no. Make Becca feel special.
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Show her we listen and we see her.
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Guys, good news!
The local perverts are in!
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And a few out-of-towners. [chuckles]
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00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,625
[receptionist] Melvin and Johnson...
228
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:02,250
- Guys, are we sure about this?
- See, I'm not.
229
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,875
I'm on record as saying
we should just eat a gummy
230
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:06,358
and wait for all this to blow over.
231
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,625
Don't listen to him!
232
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,958
I am the Lovebug and I know love.
233
00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,041
I invented the saying,
234
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,708
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish," for fuck's sake.
235
00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:18,208
And I invented an app for perverts
to keep in touch with each other.
236
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,500
It's called Creep'R,
because Goop was taken.
237
00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,916
Special delivery.
238
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,291
- Barry?
- Aww, he brought Jake.
239
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,666
Who the fuck is Jake?
240
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:31,958
Aww, look at him in his little suit.
It's kind of sweet.
241
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:36,875
No, it's kind of manipulative.
Is he trying to ruin her career?
242
00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:40,000
Yeah! Becca's trying to pretend
she never had this baby
243
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:43,166
so her co-workers don't think of her
as a human being.
244
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:46,333
- Oh, my God. What a little munchkin.
- Hello there. Yes, hello.
245
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:50,291
- Becca, didn't know you were human.
- God damn it! Motherfuckin' shit!
246
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,125
What are you doing here?
247
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,750
Excuse me,
whose dumb fucking idea was this?
248
00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,958
Tyler wanted to gather
a horde of perverts.
249
00:11:57,041 --> 00:11:58,916
Um... [chuckles] Once you reach a dozen,
250
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,375
it's called a "splooge" of perverts.
251
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,958
Barry, go home. Now.
252
00:12:03,041 --> 00:12:04,833
- But, Becc...
- I said go home!
253
00:12:04,916 --> 00:12:08,000
What's going on? This is so unlike you.
254
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,666
Don't tell me what I'm like.
255
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,583
- Yeah, don't do that. We hate that.
- Everyone is looking at us!
256
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,958
Your co-workers think you're a bad lawyer
and an even worse mom!
257
00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:17,666
And you're mean to your husband!
258
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,541
Who looks like your dad
when he turns to the side.
259
00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:24,208
- Becca, can we just talk?
- Stop! I can't do this anymore.
260
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,291
What do you mean you can't do this?
261
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:29,791
Oh, Father Baby Jesus,
don't let her say the D-word!
262
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,708
Barry, I don't want you
here right now, okay?
263
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,041
Please go before I say something
I can't take back.
264
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,125
[somber music plays]
265
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:37,208
Tyler, I never thought I'd say this,
266
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,625
but I think the time has come
to call your perverts.
267
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,708
- [phone chimes]
- They're already here.
268
00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:46,708
Oh my God, you guys, there are, like,
eight splooges of perverts out there.
269
00:12:46,791 --> 00:12:47,791
- [men whooping]
- Yay!
270
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,125
Oh, dang!
I went to high school with that guy.
271
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,125
[door bell rings]
272
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,125
[Sonya] Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Fuck you. Shut up.
273
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,041
What the fuck?
274
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:57,125
Hey, Shauna!
275
00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,958
I think you forgot your silverwear
and your napkin at the restaurant.
276
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,416
What? That's not... No.
What the fuck do you want?
277
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,750
Is it just me or did we have,
like, a super-sexy vibe last night?
278
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,750
Are you kidding?
No, there was definitely no vibe.
279
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,791
Oh. Maybe it was
just a hard, sharp doodie.
280
00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:15,708
Oh, God.
281
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,916
Nah. I'm pretty sure it was vibe.
282
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Ooh!
283
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,458
A pizza box.
284
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:23,416
You got such a messy house, Shauna.
285
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:27,250
[groans] Please go fuck yourself,
you walking canker sore.
286
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,916
There's that vibe again, baby.
You make yourself comfortable.
287
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,666
I'm gonna clean up around the house here,
maybe eat some of these boxes.
288
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,125
Ugh! Fine. Do whatever you want.
289
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,041
[weakly] I gotta go back to sleep.
290
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,416
Boy, you sure do love
to drink wine and be sad.
291
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,875
Screw you, Rick.
292
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:46,416
Being sad makes me happy.
293
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,541
- [slams door]
- [shatters]
294
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,375
Alright, I'm not gonna lie.
I have yet to hear
295
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,833
one good argument for why
Becca and Barry should stay together.
296
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,833
Ever hear of a little thing called
"wedding vows"? Hello?
297
00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:01,541
"Manifestation of love and devotion
before family and God"? Nothing?
298
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,875
Darling, that is all in the past.
299
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:09,833
Yeah, and now there's a new Lovebug
in town and she says time's up on Barry.
300
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,458
She... She is me.
301
00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:16,000
Well, if she got to know Flanny and Barry,
she'd dig them as much as Becca does.
302
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:18,916
Oh, please. Becca doesn't love Barry.
303
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,791
And why would I want to get to know him?
No offense, but he's a lemon.
304
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,541
Okay, okay. Ju... Hear me out.
305
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:25,958
Let's compromise.
306
00:14:26,041 --> 00:14:29,125
How's about an open marriage?
307
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,541
- Any takers on that?
- Ooh! An Indecent Proposal?
308
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:37,458
Call me Demi Moore 'cause I am
still friends with Bruce Willis.
309
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,000
He's actually a pretty great guy.
310
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:41,041
Don't negotiate with these losers.
311
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,333
Team Barry is a joke.
312
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,208
Mm... Because we're funny?
313
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:48,250
Uh, no, 'cause you're fuckin' pathetic.
You don't even have an Ambition Gremlin.
314
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:49,416
Or a Shame Wizard.
315
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,250
Hey, guys.
Gonna throw something out there.
316
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,666
What if all these differences between us
are actually a good thing?
317
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,083
[slams table] She doesn't love him!
318
00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,250
I hear you, Kitty.
But maybe what you're not considering is...
319
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,708
[both hissing]
320
00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:03,250
Alright, guys! Guys, guys!
321
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,666
Before you start expressing your glands,
maybe we should call it a night.
322
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,833
Pick it up in the morning.
323
00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:12,750
Yeah, 'cause we're clearly not making
any progress with these fuckin' dildos.
324
00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,666
- 'Sup?
- Oh, my God. [groans]
325
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,291
Hey. Hey, that doesn't even work.
326
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:23,333
Dude, where does all your chill, laid-back
confidence come from? What is your deal?
327
00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:25,791
No deal. I just think Becca
still loves Barry.
328
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,500
- [elevator dings]
- Uh... Okay. What makes you think that?
329
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,833
The fact that she says
that she doesn't love him,
330
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:33,916
or the fact that my butt goes ice-cold
when he walks in the room?
331
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,541
That ice-cold booty aside,
332
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:38,166
Becca and Barry
have a history you don't know about.
333
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,500
- Let me show you.
- Whoa! Where the fuck are we going?
334
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,583
The Memory Bank.
335
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,125
Whoa! Oof!
336
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,041
[bell dings]
337
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:45,958
The what?
338
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:49,041
The Memory Bank. Check it.
It's pretty cool, huh?
339
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:52,166
- Uh... Dumbass, this is a cafeteria.
- [dreamy music plays]
340
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,583
Yeah, the cafeteria at Penn.
Fall semester, freshman year.
341
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:59,416
[sighs] Barry and I
were in a pretty dark place.
342
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,000
He hadn't changed
out of those pajamas in a week.
343
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,083
[Emmy] Oh, God.
344
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:06,250
Hey, um, this food sucks, huh?
345
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,375
Yeah, but there's so much of it.
346
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,333
I'm Becca.
347
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,125
You're, uh,
in my statistics class, aren't you?
348
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:15,375
- Mm... We should totally study together.
- Oh. Okay.
349
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,291
Whoa.
350
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,416
Becca got us out of our head, you know?
351
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,083
Oh, my God. Is that Sonya?
352
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:25,875
Hey, I'm Sonya Poinsettia.
Pleasure to be working with you.
353
00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,500
Enchanté. I'm Flanny O'Lympic.
354
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:31,125
I hope your girl
likes to be smothered emotionally.
355
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,750
Well, her dad is very withholding.
356
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:38,166
- So, yeah, I think she'll be into that.
- But Becca never talks about her dad.
357
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,583
Well, check out this memory.
358
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,500
Bit of a tight squeeze. [grunts]
359
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,875
[sobs]
360
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:46,875
I... I can't believe he... he's not coming.
361
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:49,666
You know what?
Fuck your dad. It's his loss.
362
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:52,291
But who's going to walk me down the aisle?
363
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:56,375
Well, you know how you always say
I look like him from the side?
364
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,875
[giggles] You're crazy.
365
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:03,333
Alright. Wow, that's very cute.
366
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:04,291
Right?
367
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,458
Oh, shit. I...
368
00:17:06,541 --> 00:17:09,166
I think I kind of like Barry.
369
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,083
Looks like you kind of love Barry.
370
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:14,708
Relax. It's just a flicker
for that hot dead Jesus on the wall.
371
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:15,916
[chuckles] Okay.
372
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,666
It is. He's got those "Son of God" abs.
[chuckles]
373
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:23,541
What in the cocksucking fuck is that?
374
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,541
[Rick] Oh, it's a fort, mama.
375
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,500
I made it all by my own self, baby.
376
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,500
Wow. Holy shit.
377
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,583
You wanna come in?
378
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:34,666
Uh... Fuck no, but thank you for asking.
379
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:39,208
Come on, baby. I got a flashlight,
comic books, bubblegum cigarettes.
380
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,875
[groans] Fine. Just please shut up.
381
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,041
Don't break the fort!
382
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,416
Wow. This is kind of nice. And quiet.
383
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:51,125
Sometimes, when you got a lot of trash,
you gotta make something cool out of it.
384
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,958
Oh, man. I do have a lot of trash.
385
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:57,416
Aww. You look like
you want to kill yourself again.
386
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,833
What's wrong? You don't have the guts?
387
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:02,291
[sighs] I just lost my way.
388
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:05,291
- I lost my job and look around.
- [somber music plays]
389
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,333
I've turned my life into garbage.
390
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:12,041
Yeah, but garbage is just a fort
you haven't built yet, baby.
391
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,833
Huh. You're very wise, Rick.
392
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,041
I know, Shauna.
393
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,041
It's a blessing and a curse.
[chews noisily]
394
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:22,625
I think... Yeah, maybe
I've been drinking too much.
395
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:26,750
And I think maybe I've been eating
too many bubblegum cigarettes.
396
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:27,833
[farts]
397
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:28,708
Oh no!
398
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,916
My awesome fort! I broke it!
399
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,083
[continues farting] I love you!
We had such a vibe!
400
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,750
Whee... [giggles]
401
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:41,625
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
402
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,125
Oh, hello! Here's your "Fuck Barry" tote.
403
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,625
Ooh, I'm gonna use mine
at the farmer's market.
404
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,500
And here's one for you, Emmy.
405
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,750
"Barry totes sucks."
406
00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:55,250
Uh... About that, Kitty,
I... I've been thinking, maybe...
407
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,416
Is it possible we should
give Barry another chance?
408
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:03,791
Emmy, this is not what we talked about
at lunch, which I paid for.
409
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:08,583
But Becca and Barry have a history,
and... and they actually have real love.
410
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,208
I... I think this marriage
might be worth saving?
411
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,541
Good point.
412
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,833
If they got divorced,
413
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:16,125
she would be the one paying alimony
414
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,875
to that lumpy dumpy doofus.
415
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,750
The man is holding back her career.
416
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:23,166
Barry doesn't even have
an Ambition Gremlin, for Christ's sake.
417
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,916
Well... Well, maybe
Barry doesn't need an ambition gremlin
418
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,625
because you're terrifying enough
for at least two people.
419
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,166
Bitch! Thank you.
420
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,541
- I'm starting to feel our dynamic.
- Aww.
421
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,458
Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
422
00:19:36,541 --> 00:19:40,875
And maybe Barry doesn't need
a Shame Wizard because I'm so awesome.
423
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,583
- Sure. That.
- That's Becca and Barry, man.
424
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,625
They're like weed and cartoons,
they totally complement each other.
425
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,666
Oh, come on! This is ridiculous!
426
00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:51,625
We all agreed,
Becca's problem is... is Barry.
427
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:54,916
I'm sorry, Kitty,
but I think her problem is you.
428
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,125
Excuse me?
429
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:59,125
You are the reason Becca thinks
she doesn't love Barry anymore.
430
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,333
Oh, shut your trap, Hairy Garcia!
431
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,541
Becca's doomed to be miserable,
and she should just give up
432
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:06,708
and stop fighting and drown already!
433
00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:07,625
[monsters gasp]
434
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:12,333
Oh my God. You don't even care
about Becca, you postpartum puss.
435
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,583
What do you know?
436
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:17,083
You're a worthless little Lovebug
who gets finger-fucked in public
437
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,583
by a creep who doesn't even like you.
438
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:23,666
You wouldn't know love
if it smacked you in your weird left tit!
439
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,333
It's not weird, it's just bigger!
440
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,250
Now, who says we give Barry another shot?
441
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,166
- Yes!
- I do!
442
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,250
Sorry, Kitty.
443
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,125
Oh, please. Barry can't help her.
444
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:36,291
Our fella's got more to him
than you think.
445
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,541
[laughs] Yeah.
He does this funny wiener dance
446
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,125
when he gets out of the shower. [grunting]
447
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,791
Oh, I shouldn't be showing you.
448
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,500
[sarcastic] I'm on probation.
449
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,333
[Barry] Hey, Becca?
450
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,416
- [sighs] What do you want, Barry?
- Can we talk?
451
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:55,625
Ignore him, we've heard it all before.
Your phone is your husband now.
452
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:58,916
Yeah. If he has something to say,
I'd rather read it in an email.
453
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,916
Hold on. Just hold on. Hear him out.
454
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,583
You guys have history,
and, I mean, he walked you down the aisle.
455
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:09,791
[sighs] Okay, Barry, fine. Come in.
456
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:14,125
- Listen, I... I know you've been feeling...
- You don't know what I'm feeling.
457
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,833
You're right. I... I don't.
458
00:21:15,916 --> 00:21:18,375
I really, really don't.
459
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,875
See? He's trying so hard.
460
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,333
Hey. You remember when I wouldn't stop
listening to Kelly Clarkson
461
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,250
and I couldn't get out of bed?
462
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,416
Yeah. That happened more than once.
463
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,458
And you always showed up for me.
464
00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:34,375
Well, now, I'd really love
to show up for you. If you'll let me.
465
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,791
[groans] This guy will not give up.
466
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,125
Exactly. He's Barry!
467
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:42,916
What I'm saying is,
I'm not going anywhere.
468
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,833
Unless you want me to leave, I mean,
469
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:48,708
and then I'll leave, but it's... it's
because I respect you so much.
470
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:52,291
[giggles] Why are you being so nice to me?
471
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,500
I... I've been fucking awful to you.
472
00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,666
I can handle it.
473
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,958
Hey, "What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger," right?
474
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:03,250
[chuckles] Barry, never quote
Kelly Clarkson again.
475
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:06,583
Becca, "Some people wait a lifetime
for a moment like this."
476
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:09,333
[laughs] Oh my God. Please stop.
477
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:12,375
- What's that?
- Oh! I brought Taco Bell.
478
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:13,458
What's happening?
479
00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,767
I know the doula said it can make
your breast milk spicy,
480
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,416
- but you deserve a treat.
- [gasps]
481
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:18,958
I'm glowing. [gasps]
482
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,375
- Holy fuck, I'm glowing.
- [uplifting music plays]
483
00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,291
Wait a minute, are you glowing
for Barry or the chalupas?
484
00:22:24,375 --> 00:22:28,125
For Barry! Eww. I can't believe it.
485
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:32,208
This is fuckin' awesome! Oh, the love!
486
00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:36,000
He cares about you so much,
and he really knows you.
487
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,583
God, I'm so horny for love right now.
488
00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:43,666
Also, you feel the glow
in the front part too. [moans]
489
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:48,708
To Becca and Barry, two beautiful,
sad fucks who deserve one another.
490
00:22:48,791 --> 00:22:51,166
- [all cheering]
- And you two, saving the fucking day.
491
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,375
Sonya would be proud.
492
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,625
Guys, next round is on me.
493
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,958
- SpaceX just bought my pervert app.
- [monsters cheer]
494
00:22:58,041 --> 00:23:00,875
Yo, real talk, Emmy?
You were pretty incredible back there.
495
00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:04,583
- Um... I know. [chuckles]
- Oh, are you glowing right now?
496
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:06,000
I can't stop.
497
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,458
Oh! You know what?
498
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:10,125
I should use my butt to find coins
under the booths.
499
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:12,166
- Hey, I liked working together.
- Me too.
500
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,500
You sure you're a depression kitty?
Because you got real Lovebug vibes.
501
00:23:16,583 --> 00:23:19,375
Hey, hey, don't tell nobody,
but there's a rumor
502
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:22,291
that my great-grandmother
hooked up with a Lovebug.
503
00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,958
[chuckles] Well, I'm glad that she did
504
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:27,083
because I'm glad that you're here
505
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:29,666
and, you know, that we're here together,
506
00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:32,625
and also there's booze... [chuckles]
507
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,291
- Wait. I... I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
508
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:39,250
- I... I thought you wanted to...
- No, I do. I... I did. I just, um...
509
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,375
I'm kissing someone else lately.
510
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,625
- Hey, Emmy, you sexy thing.
- [Emmy] Hey!
511
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:46,583
- I didn't know you'd be here.
- I, um, invited you. [laughs]
512
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,625
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right.
Cool, cool. Uh, and who's this?
513
00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,833
Cat Stevens. I'm... I'm Emmy's new friend.
514
00:23:51,916 --> 00:23:55,500
Yeah. Cool. Nice to meet you, Steve.
So... Hey! Hey, you guys want some drinks?
515
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,333
Let's do it! Let's do some shots!
Oowa oowa!
516
00:23:58,416 --> 00:23:59,696
He didn't even ask what we want.
517
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,375
Yeah, he's gonna get tequila
'cause it fucks you up the fastest,
518
00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,416
so that's what we all will have.
[chuckles]
519
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,541
Gotcha. He seems nice.
520
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:08,541
Well, look at that.
You guys saved a marriage,
521
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,291
and I got one of my Amish clients
522
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,208
to draw a sexy chicken in the dirt.
523
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:14,375
Sounds like we both had a pretty big day.
524
00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,708
Yeah, I just wish
we could've helped Sonya too.
525
00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,750
I know. I'm sorry about Rick.
526
00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:21,583
[hesitates] I honestly thought
he would be good for her...
527
00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:24,125
Weirdly, Maury was totally right.
528
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:28,500
Sonya! What the hell are you doing
behind the bar? Get out from there!
529
00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:32,666
Well, Rick helped me realize
that I'd been spending so much time here
530
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:36,083
because I missed work
and had no place else to go.
531
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:38,625
So, now, this is work.
532
00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,833
- How'd you get a job here?
- My guy Rick pulled some strings.
533
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:44,625
They owed me one
'cause I was the one who caught the guy
534
00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:47,083
who was making
hard, sharp doodies in their sink.
535
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,000
It was him.
536
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:49,208
Caught myself brown-handed.
537
00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:52,375
Honey, are you sure this is a good idea
with all your drinkin'?
538
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:56,833
- Oh. Rick's helping me give up booze too.
- Pastor Rick, man. This guy's a brother.
539
00:24:56,916 --> 00:24:58,958
He's really quite amazing.
540
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,208
To my dear friend Rick.
541
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,833
- To Rick!
- To Rick!
542
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,000
Toothpicks!
543
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,708
Are what's in my sharp doodies.
544
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:06,791
[bell chimes]
545
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:08,666
[sighs]
546
00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,333
Barry, I think
I might be at sea for a while.
547
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:13,416
That's okay.
548
00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:15,416
But I'm glad you're here with me.
549
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,958
And, you know,
"My life would suck without you."
550
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:22,250
- [chuckles] Oh, babe. I love you.
- ["My Life Would Suck Without You" plays]
551
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,083
♪ Guess this means you're sorry ♪
552
00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:28,083
♪ You're standing at my door ♪
553
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:32,000
♪ I guess this means you take back ♪
554
00:25:32,083 --> 00:25:34,958
♪ All you said before ♪
555
00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:38,250
♪ Like how much you wanted ♪
556
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,458
♪ Anyone but me ♪
557
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:45,291
♪ You said you'd never come back ♪
558
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:48,500
♪ But here you are again ♪
559
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:54,875
♪ 'Cause we belong together now ♪
560
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:57,458
♪ And honestly ♪
561
00:25:57,541 --> 00:26:03,750
♪ My life would suck without you ♪