1 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:11,166 [Emmy] And then Rochelle made me get all big and hateworm-y, 2 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:13,166 and I threw up everywhere, 3 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:15,833 and then everyone else started throwing up. 4 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:18,166 Ugh, and that made you throw up again. 5 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:22,708 Yeah, which made this one German Hormone Monster start to jerk off. 6 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:24,166 Was it Karl Heinzhaza? 7 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:26,250 Yes! That was him. 8 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,916 Anyway, my first conference was a disaster. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,833 I'm, uh, looking for the thing? The legal thing that's here somewhere. 10 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:37,333 [quietly] Oh, the cock fight. Back room. 11 00:00:38,208 --> 00:00:41,041 [intriguing jazz music playing] 12 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,333 Uh-uh-uh! 13 00:00:43,416 --> 00:00:45,625 What's the secret password? 14 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:48,291 Listen, you grubby little hobbit, if you don't step aside, 15 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:50,791 I will slice your taint off and feed it to your family. 16 00:00:50,875 --> 00:00:53,916 Wow! Nobody gets every word correct. You did it! 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,625 - [crowd cheering] - I'm Rick, everybody! 18 00:00:55,708 --> 00:01:00,791 I'm wearing underwear for swimming and my name is Rick. 19 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,750 Come on, you shameful little sickos, 20 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:06,375 let's get ready to grundle! 21 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,416 - [bell dinging] - Get him, Mr. Beef! 22 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,833 Beat him into dust so I can snort him off Rick's fuckable ass. 23 00:01:11,916 --> 00:01:14,208 Hey, Mona. First time at the fights? 24 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:18,041 [scoffs] Oh, no, I've seen plenty of cock fights. But where are the condoms? 25 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:23,541 This here is an illegal cock fight, honey. No condoms, no lube. 26 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,916 Just two genitals raw-dogging each other bloody. 27 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,958 [both grunting] 28 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:31,083 I felt that in my dick. 29 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,416 Joe, our poor cock looks like a bloody pickle! 30 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,666 - Throw in the sock! Throw in the sock! - [whimpering] 31 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:37,875 I'm trying, but it's stuck to my hand! 32 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:39,291 - [grunts] - [bell dinging] 33 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,791 That's right! Who's next? I'll beat you all off! 34 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,500 - [crowd cheering] - [Gavin] Ha-ha! 35 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,333 That's my rock-hard sauseege! 36 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:50,083 Goddamn that Gavin. That penis he trained is a killer. 37 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:53,750 Look at the veins on this cock! He's like a map of the Ozarks. 38 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:56,083 I wish someone would put him in his place. 39 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:58,333 Well, what about one of your penises, Maury? 40 00:01:58,416 --> 00:02:01,708 Oh, Connie, I can't let another one of my dicks fight Mr. Beef. 41 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:04,166 Not after what he did to my sweet Apollo Cream. 42 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:08,541 - Oh, honey, that wasn't your fault. - Oh, I'll never forget his last words. 43 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,208 "Maury, please, don't make me 44 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:11,791 go back in the ring with him." 45 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,125 "He's gonna kill me." 46 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,750 I wonder what he was talking about. I guess we'll never know. 47 00:02:15,833 --> 00:02:20,125 - ["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays] - ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 48 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:24,291 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 49 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:28,500 ♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪ 50 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:32,583 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 51 00:02:32,666 --> 00:02:37,458 ♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪ 52 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:41,625 ♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪ 53 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:45,916 ♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪ 54 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,625 ♪ There's nothin' better ♪ 55 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:50,166 ♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪ 56 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:54,000 I cannot go back to the office 57 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,625 and see all those people again. 58 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,083 Oh, come on, you're so fucking dramatic. 59 00:02:58,166 --> 00:03:01,333 I got escorted out of the building kicking and screaming. 60 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:05,000 Oh, right! Yeah, I think of that as the day I started working hard, 61 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,708 but, in some respects, it's also the day you got fired. 62 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:10,083 - Yeah. - For, um, what was it again? 63 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,416 I'm not going there, Emmy. 64 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:16,416 'Cause everyone knows it was for fucking the Grinch at the Christmas party? 65 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,708 That's why everyone thinks I got fired? 66 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:20,833 Come on, just tell me what happened. 67 00:03:20,916 --> 00:03:23,833 - I... [sighs] I really shouldn't tell you. - Please? 68 00:03:23,916 --> 00:03:25,875 ♪ Come on, tell me, you can tell me ♪ 69 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,875 ♪ You can tell me 'cause I'm cool ♪ 70 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,583 Oh, fuck it. You're probably not going to remember this anyway. 71 00:03:30,666 --> 00:03:34,833 Yay, I win! Fresh drink for the story. 72 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:39,625 Okay, so, do you remember when Becca and Barry were researching birth plans? 73 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:42,416 Sounds very fucking boring, so I'm gonna say no. 74 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:47,583 Well, it was about six months ago and they were heading off to meet this doula. 75 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:51,541 My brother says Claudia really made him feel involved during the birth. 76 00:03:51,625 --> 00:03:54,625 Honey, I'm letting your sperm grow a skull inside my body. 77 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:55,708 You're fucking involved. 78 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:58,416 Such a great point, sweetie. Thank you for the skull. 79 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:01,416 Becca, this is very important to Barry. 80 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:05,125 You don't need to say yes, you just need to stay open. 81 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:09,166 Staying open to Barry is how I got this baby in the first place. 82 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,541 Oh, here it is! "Births by Claudia." 83 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,708 Hey, Becca? And you must be Barry. 84 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:18,083 Holy shit. You're stunning. 85 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,291 - Am I allowed to agree? - You are not. 86 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,000 - [both] You're not. - [Barry] Right! 87 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,541 [chuckles] Hi. I'm Claudia. Why don't you guys come on in? 88 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,458 Welcome to the goddess realm. 89 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:28,625 - Oh, brother. - [quietly] I know. 90 00:04:28,708 --> 00:04:31,541 This place looks like a witch's college dorm room. 91 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,875 Make yourselves at home. 92 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:35,041 - Ooh! - [Becca scoffs] 93 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:37,458 So, talk to me. Tell me why you want a doula. 94 00:04:37,541 --> 00:04:40,958 Well, I just want us to be as prepared as possible. 95 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:44,500 Like, I want the doctors to be like, "Wow. Is this your fifth kid?" 96 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:48,500 "'Cause you people make it look easy!" And then maybe they clap, I don't know. 97 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,666 [chuckles] Well, I don't know about the clapping, 98 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,583 but I can help you with the rest of that. 99 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:55,916 Yeah, but like how? 'Cause, no offense, but you're not a doctor, 100 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,166 so I don't really understand what you do. 101 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,041 That's completely fair. 102 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:04,000 I'm here to make sure that things go the way you want them to go, 103 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,458 which, let me guess, you don't want a C-section... 104 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:07,541 [Barry] Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,666 And you want to go back to work as soon as possible? 106 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,625 As far as I'm concerned, fuck anybody who judges you for that. 107 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:15,666 - Right! - Holy shit. She nailed you, Becca. 108 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,000 Okay, um, but exactly how many... 109 00:05:18,083 --> 00:05:22,541 Ah! Only three C-sections out of the 37 births that I attended last year. 110 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:26,000 She's reading your mind now? Maybe she is a witch! 111 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:27,541 I know, right? 112 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,958 Well, Claudia, I think that sounds really good. 113 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:33,583 Most importantly, woman of color to woman of color, 114 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,791 I will be your advocate in that hospital. How does that sound? 115 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:40,166 - Amazing! - Oh, my God! [chuckles] It sounds great. 116 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,958 What's happening? Why am I crying? 117 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:45,541 Aw, it's okay! It's an emotional experience. 118 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,750 Oh, my God. I love this woman. 119 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:50,500 [sniffling] Me, too. She's incredible. 120 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:54,750 Becca, you have the most beautiful light around you right now. 121 00:05:54,833 --> 00:05:57,458 Wait, wait, wait. Can she see me? 122 00:05:57,541 --> 00:06:00,791 [incredulously] She saw your light? But she's not your client! 123 00:06:00,875 --> 00:06:02,833 That's not supposed to happen, right? 124 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:05,458 Nope. I always thought it was impossible. 125 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,541 Wow, this story is amazing, 126 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:09,875 but I gotta say, your Barry's a little off. 127 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:10,791 It's more like... 128 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:15,291 [whiny voice] "I'm Barry. And when I sing to the baby, it's..." 129 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,333 Honestly, it's very sweet. He has a beautiful voice and I like him. 130 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:20,708 Yeah. I do. 131 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:23,541 - [cocks grunting] - [crowd cheering] 132 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:25,208 Is that all you got? 133 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:28,041 - One, two, three, and knockout! - [bell dinging] 134 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:31,916 Another girth-shattering win for my thick cock! 135 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,916 Yeah. Who's next? Who wants a slice of Mr. Beef? [laughing] 136 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,160 - [door slams] - [crowd gasps] 137 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,916 Hey, I... I don't want a slice. I... I want the whole ham. 138 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,125 - And who the fuck are you? - Maury, isn't that... 139 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:47,250 Cocky Ballsboa. As I live and breathe. 140 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,416 Hey, great. It's my coach. He remembers my name. 141 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:54,000 Cocky, what are you doing here? I told you I don't want you fighting Mr. Beef. 142 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:58,416 Hey, he killed my best friend, Apollo Cream. I wanna do revenge. 143 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:02,000 Damn it, Cocky! This isn't like lambskin night at Planet Fitness. 144 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,750 If you go in there, he's gonna moydah you. Sorry. "Murder you." 145 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:09,083 Hey, we all gotta get punched to death at some point, you know? 146 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:12,666 [gruffly] Well, then you're gonna have to do it without me in your coyner! 147 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:15,250 I said it again. "Corner." Sorry, "your corner." 148 00:07:15,916 --> 00:07:17,250 [Claudia] Breathe in. 149 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,625 [Claudia breathes deeply] 150 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:25,125 Now, imagine your body is an extension of the Earth, supporting life. 151 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,000 You are a goddess. 152 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:31,291 Ah! I usually hate this shit, but this is just what I need right now. 153 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:34,166 - Oh, yeah. - [Claudia] Now imagine the sun. 154 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:39,000 Picture that glow entering your chest and expanding to your limbs. 155 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:41,583 [sighs in satisfaction] She's like audio Xanax. 156 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:44,375 I know! I could listen to her voice forever. 157 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,458 - [Claudia] Now feel... - Oh, shit! Shit! 158 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:49,059 - Shit! - [yells] What the fuck, Barry? 159 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,833 We were in the goddess realm with Claudia! 160 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:54,833 Sorry, I... I just realized I forgot to cancel ad-free Peacock. 161 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:55,750 Oh, my God. 162 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,513 You know what? It's fine. There's actually some good stuff on there. 163 00:07:58,583 --> 00:08:01,875 Barry, I was in the middle of my Claudia meditation. 164 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,583 Oh, wow, you're really into it. 165 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:06,750 You want me to hook it up on the Sonos so we can both listen? 166 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:10,000 [angrily] No! Claudia made this for me, okay? Not you. 167 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:11,416 You are not a goddess! 168 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,000 Okay, that's fine. 169 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:16,000 I've got a lot of stuff going on over here too. 170 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:22,375 Siri, remind me to cancel ad-free Peacock in 27 days. 171 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,958 So, did he remember to cancel ad-free Peacock? 172 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:28,000 I don't know, Emmy. I was kind of preoccupied. 173 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:32,291 And you'd think she'd be annoying because she's sort of, "whoohoo crystals," 174 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,458 but she's actually pretty grounded. 175 00:08:34,541 --> 00:08:36,083 You would love her, Walter. 176 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,750 Well, it certainly looks like you do, honey. 177 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,125 - [giggles] - Look at you, all giddy and shit. 178 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:45,250 Shut up. I think Claudia may have seen my glow. 179 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,291 - Is that possible? - Uh, no. 180 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:51,833 Because if it was, Jason Momoa would have seen me a long time ago. 181 00:08:51,916 --> 00:08:54,208 You're right. She's not even my client. 182 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:55,208 She didn't see me. 183 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:59,041 But if you figure out how to make that happen, let me know, because... 184 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:04,583 ♪ I wanna glowa on Jason Momoa Till he cums... oaaa ♪ 185 00:09:04,666 --> 00:09:08,750 [laughing] Walter's fun. I'm glad he's part of the story. 186 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:13,291 But what about Claudia? When did you see her again? 187 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,750 - In through the nose... - [both breathing deeply] 188 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:18,041 And back out. Good. 189 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,875 Okay, I'm gonna rest my hand on your stomach, is that okay? 190 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,583 Should I put my hand on my stomach? 191 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:25,458 [laughs] Whatever you need, Barry. 192 00:09:25,541 --> 00:09:30,875 Okay, now, Becca, imagine opening your physical body to the universe. 193 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,833 [breathes deeply] 194 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,166 Oh, my God, it's the light again. 195 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,541 [gasps] You can see me! 196 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,708 Yeah, and you... What are you? 197 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,083 I'm Becca's Lovebug. 198 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,750 Am I supposed to be able to see you? 199 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:50,125 [nervously] No. This is not okay. This is crazy. 200 00:09:50,208 --> 00:09:51,666 [both] Holy shit. 201 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,250 Becks, are you okay? 202 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:57,541 I just had the weirdest out-of-body experience. That was intense. 203 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:59,333 Um, maybe that's enough for today. 204 00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:02,000 - What was that? - I have no idea. 205 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:07,583 Okay, um, that's our time today. Nice work, Becca. Wait, don't go. 206 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,291 Okay. Yeah. [chuckles] I'll stay. Should Barry go? 207 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:11,958 Oh, no, I... I'm sorry. 208 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:14,500 - I was talking to the light. - Oh. 209 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:17,958 [nervously] Sure, that's normal. Uh, have fun with the light. 210 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,541 Please stay. 211 00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,833 I'm sorry. I can't be here. 212 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:25,375 No! No! What the hell? You left? 213 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,333 Ugh, we can't get involved with humans. You know that's forbidden. 214 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:33,250 - It's the number-one rule. - But you went back to Claudia, right? 215 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,833 Of course I went back. I couldn't help myself. 216 00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:39,208 [ethereal tinkling] 217 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:42,750 - Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! - You're back! 218 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:44,791 Is that supposed to be me? 219 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,875 Well, that depends. Do you like it? 220 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,875 - I love it! Wow! - [chuckles] 221 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:51,583 - Why did you leave the other day? - I was scared. 222 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,416 Scared of me? 223 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,458 No! Scared of the way I felt when you saw me. 224 00:10:57,541 --> 00:11:01,625 There are just some things that Lovebugs and humans aren't allowed to do together. 225 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,541 Well, who made those rules? 226 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:07,583 [chuckles] Honestly, I have no fucking idea. 227 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,041 - [laughs] - [phone chimes] 228 00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,541 Oh! One of my clients is going into labor. 229 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:13,541 Oh! You've gotta go. 230 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,083 - Why don't you come with me? - Oh, I... I don't know. 231 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:19,583 Oh, come on, we're bringing life into the world! 232 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,375 You're going to love it. Trust me. 233 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:25,375 Oh, and the dad is definitely gonna faint, so that's gonna be fun. 234 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:28,625 Fuck it! Let's go watch a weak white man faint! 235 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,791 - I'm assuming he's white, right? - Mmm-hmm. 236 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,583 In this corner, the Main Vein of Pain, 237 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,916 the Master Cum Blaster, 238 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,208 Mr. Beef! 239 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,416 Come on, little dicks! 240 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:45,416 And in this corner, the Little Willy from South Philly. 241 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:49,375 The Tiny Boner soon to become an Organ Donor, 242 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,041 Cocky Ballsboa. 243 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,083 Hey, that's a really great intro! 244 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:57,541 Ooh, Maury, your dick doesn't stand a blue ball's chance in horny hell. 245 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:00,500 He's not my dick. I'm not his coach anymore, you hear me? 246 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,791 Oh, come on, you're really gonna let Cocky go it alone? 247 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,916 All right, here we go. I'm expecting a fair fight here. 248 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,208 - [bell dinging] - Oh, God, I can't even look. 249 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:12,416 I guess I'll just take this moment to manually update the apps on my phone. 250 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,708 - [Mr. Beef laughing] - Ooh! 251 00:12:13,791 --> 00:12:15,833 Come on! Hit me harder, you little bitch. 252 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:19,041 Come on, cocksickle. Stay light on your balls. 253 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:22,541 Oh, damn it! He's leaving the whole right side of his shaft open. 254 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,416 - [Mr. Beef grunting] - [Cocky groans] 255 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,291 Oh, come on, ref! What are you, blind? 256 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,125 Well, no, but I am overdue for cataract surgery. 257 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,750 Mr. Beef's gonna put your dopey little dick in the ground, Maury! 258 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:35,458 Right next to Apollo Cream! 259 00:12:35,541 --> 00:12:38,291 Oh, Apollo... Let's cut to a flashback. 260 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,750 [dramatic music playing] 261 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,958 [in slow motion] My brain hurts! 262 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:46,375 [in slow motion] We'll get an aspirin after the fight! 263 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,083 - [groans] - [crowd gasping] 264 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,166 No! 265 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:51,500 We'll never know what went wrong that day, 266 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,125 but I'll be damned if I let it happen again! 267 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,958 That's right, Maury. Coach that cock! 268 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:58,958 Hey, Cocky. Listen to me. 269 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:02,250 Oh, man, Maury, I'd love to, but I'm... I'm doing a fight up here. 270 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:05,833 - No, Cocky. We're doing a fight up here. - Hey, great! 271 00:13:05,916 --> 00:13:07,583 - [groans] Not great. - [bell dings] 272 00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,875 Okay, that one's on me. That... That's my bad. 273 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:11,878 - [groaning] - Okay, you're almost there, Brenda. 274 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,875 You're almost there. 275 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,666 Remember your breathing. This is your moment. 276 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,750 - [Brenda yelling] - You are a goddess. You are a warrior. 277 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,125 Oh, God. Thank you. 278 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:25,500 You make me feel so strong, like Ronda Rousey or a... a truck. 279 00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,125 You are amazing. 280 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,666 Here comes the head. 281 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:32,458 - Jeff! Jeff, get down there. - Oh, no. I'm not so sure I want to see it. 282 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:35,708 You'll be sorry if you don't witness this magical moment. Come on, Jeff. 283 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,375 - Okay. - [Brenda groaning] 284 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,208 - [water sloshes] - Okay, he's here! 285 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:42,166 Oh, look at this little face! 286 00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,666 You did that, Brenda. 287 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:46,458 It's my son! [weakly] And it's happening. 288 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,041 - See? Told you. - [chuckling] 289 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:56,333 Wow. Watching you bring so much love into that family's life was incredible. 290 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:57,666 Oh, thank you. [chuckles] 291 00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,916 Is it hard for you to just leave afterwards? 292 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,500 Yeah, kind of, but it's what I do, you know? 293 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:08,416 I help facilitate joy for other people, and then I go home. 294 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,875 Wow. That's actually exactly what I do. 295 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,791 Yeah, it can get lonely sometimes, right? 296 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:15,916 Yeah. 297 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,416 So, what do we do now? 298 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:22,458 Well, you want to see something that'll blow your ass away? 299 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,958 [chuckles] Always. 300 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,958 Wow. What is this place? 301 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:30,875 [female voice] Welcome to the Department of Magical Thinking. 302 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:34,666 Oh, shit! Disembodied voices. Yes, please. 303 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,500 Oh-ho! You ain't seen nothin' yet! 304 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:38,583 Take my hand. 305 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:44,208 Oh, wow. Look at the stars, they're incredible. 306 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,583 Hey, what's your sign? 307 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,083 Now, come on, girl. Is that the best pick-up line you have? 308 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,583 Just answer. 309 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,375 Fine, fine, I'm an Aquarius. 310 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,958 Hey, Aquarius! Wake the fuck up! 311 00:14:55,041 --> 00:15:00,458 I'm up. I'm up. Oh, Sonya! And you brought a human? 312 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:03,625 Naughty, naughty. Just kidding, I don't give a fuck. Ahh! 313 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,041 Do that thing you do for my friend Claudia. 314 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,208 Read her fortune. 315 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:10,041 Uh-uh. You know it's called a horoscope. 316 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,291 Oh, no, no, no. I'm sure he doesn't wanna... 317 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:16,750 Ah! Don't tell me what I want. Now, hold on to your tits, ladies. 318 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,041 Claudia, as an Aquarius, 319 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:23,250 you are destined for greatness or madness. 320 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:26,041 But probably greatness. Or maybe madness. 321 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,500 - Ahh! Because, baby, you're a firework. - [fireworks bursting] 322 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,041 Come on, show 'em what you're worth. 323 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,791 - Wait. Isn't that a song? - Ugh, I hate songs. 324 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:38,541 People who write songs can eat my whole asshole. Yes, they can. 325 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,083 Also, you gonna kiss a girl and you gonna like it. 326 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:44,333 Well, you heard the constellation. 327 00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:47,791 I guess it's in the stars. 328 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:49,541 Mmm. 329 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,416 Ooh, that's right, I said it. Look at y'all kissin'. 330 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,166 Look at girls kissin'. I like when ladies kiss. 331 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,166 Oh, my God. You fell in love with her. 332 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,583 [sighs] I did. 333 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:03,166 Oh, please tell me you're living happily ever after 334 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,500 and she's hiding in your apartment like a sexy E.T., 335 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,416 flicking your bean with her glow fingy. 336 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,541 Emmy! Do you actually think this story has a happy ending? 337 00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,750 I work here now. 338 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:18,416 But it's not fair! Why can't a Lovebug be with a human? 339 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:22,375 Ah, it fucks with their minds. And it fucks with ours too. 340 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:26,291 You're the one who wanted to hire Claudia in the first place! 341 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,208 Yeah, but when you two are together, 342 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,166 I feel like the third person on some weird date. 343 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:36,208 Hey, party people. Whoa! What's with the funeral vibes in here? 344 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,958 Barry wants to fire Claudia. 345 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,083 What? Why? 346 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,750 Just tell me you don't have some kind of weird crush on Claudia, 347 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,125 and I'll shut up about the whole thing. 348 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:49,458 You're being ridiculous! I just like her a lot. 349 00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:53,041 - Well, that's not what I was hoping for! - No! No, no, you love her! 350 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:55,500 We want to spend the rest of our lives with her! 351 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:58,000 Stop. What the fuck are you talking about? 352 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:01,583 Dump Barry's bitch ass. Let's leave him for Claudia. 353 00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:04,333 None of us will ever have to wear a bra again! 354 00:17:04,416 --> 00:17:06,875 Whoa, you sound crazy right now. 355 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,625 [scoffs] I love Barry. 356 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:09,958 No, you don't! 357 00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,208 Yes, I do. And he's right. 358 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,208 I shouldn't be so obsessed with Claudia, and you shouldn't either! 359 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,291 Fuck you! 360 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,250 If you fire Claudia, 361 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:21,208 your baby is gonna be a complete turd. 362 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,750 That's it, Sonya! Get the hell out of my house! 363 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,625 - Oh, I was already fucking leaving! - [poofing] 364 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:30,125 Ugh! Becca can be such a ruthless bitch! 365 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,888 [nervously] Okay, okay, what do you think? 366 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:34,541 Does the couch look better over here or where I had it? 367 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,750 Claudia? Are you hearing me? They want to fire you. 368 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,041 Well, maybe that's a good thing, okay? 369 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,041 I should just get rid of all of my clients and just be with you. 370 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:44,291 What? No! 371 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,625 You bring life and joy into the world. 372 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,458 Yeah, for other people. What about us? 373 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:52,166 What about our joy? Should I throw this lamp away? 374 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,291 Why? What's wrong with the lamp? 375 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:58,166 We don't need it. You're my light. [gasps] Let's run away together. 376 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,500 What? Where would we even go? 377 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,208 The stars. You can't show me the stars, 378 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,750 then expect for me to just go on living down here in fucking Bushwick. 379 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,416 Claudia, we can't go back up there. Humans aren't allowed to live... 380 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,125 Then come down here and live on Earth with me. 381 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,875 What would you be leaving behind anyway? 382 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,083 - [gentle music plays] - [Sonya] She was so right. 383 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:20,916 In all my millions of years, I'd never felt anything like that. 384 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,541 [Emmy] Plus, everyone up here sucks. 385 00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:26,125 Well, if I'm gonna live here, 386 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,708 the couch might be better against that wall. 387 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,541 - [gasps] I love you. - I love you. 388 00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:32,625 [both] Mmm. 389 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,625 I can't believe they're gonna pan away to a cockfight. 390 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:39,500 - [dramatic music playing] - [crowd clamoring] 391 00:18:40,416 --> 00:18:41,416 [both grunting] 392 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,166 [Gavin] Get him! Get him! 393 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,375 [dramatic music continues] 394 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:52,250 Excuse me, my eye is up here, folks. 395 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,416 Oof. Cut me, boy. 396 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,666 [groans] 397 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,083 [crowd clamoring] 398 00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,291 [man] Come on, roundhouse! Get that dick! 399 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,625 - [bell dinging] - Yeah! Fool! 400 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,958 I'm gonna beat you so bad, you're gonna look like a sleeping bag full of bones! 401 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,125 Just a limp dick! 402 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,208 [crowd cheering] 403 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:11,416 Maury, you... you gotta throw in the sock, man. 404 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,750 That dick is too much. I... I'm cooked. 405 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:17,875 No, you're not. You know why? Because you're Cocky Ballsboa. 406 00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,833 And you have more heart in your nuts, 407 00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:23,666 and more fluid in your brain than any dick I've ever seen. 408 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,000 My head does feel like a piña colada right now. 409 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,291 You know who you remind me of? Apollo Cream. 410 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:34,125 Because I am gonna make you finish this fight whether you want to or not. 411 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:37,541 Put that dick in the ground, you ugly hunk of fuck! 412 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,041 - [bell dinging] - Look, Cocky, you can't out-punch him. 413 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,000 But you can out-stroke him. 414 00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,166 - What's that now? - Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft. 415 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,666 Hey, that sounds pretty great. Also, you know, kind of familiar. 416 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,541 Maybe Google it after the episode. 417 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:54,625 - [music from "Eye of the Tiger" playing] - [Rick grunting musically] 418 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,166 ♪ Trying to poop ♪ 419 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:03,250 ♪ Tony the Tiger is a personal friend ♪ 420 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:07,583 ♪ We vacation together with our families ♪ 421 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,333 ♪ Our kids are the same age So it makes sense to hang ♪ 422 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:16,083 ♪ And we all sleep in one big round bed ♪ 423 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,750 ♪ In the timeshare ♪ 424 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:20,791 [Mr. Beef moans] 425 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,875 - What the fuck is he doing? - He's jacking him off! 426 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:26,791 - [Cocky grunting] - Oh, shit! This feels amazing. 427 00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,750 Gavin hasn't let me bust in a month. 428 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,375 - [moaning] - [crowd cheering wildly] 429 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,708 - [Maury] Make it rain! - Suck it back in! 430 00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:37,416 - Seven, eight, a nine, a ten! - [Mr. Beef groaning softly] 431 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,458 - And he's flaccid! - [bell dinging] 432 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,583 - [crowd cheering and chanting] Cocky! - Yeah, Maury! 433 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,916 Maury! I did it! I didn't die! 434 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,916 That's right, kid. You did it and you're absolutely fine. 435 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,958 Hey, yo, Maury, I... I did it! And I didn't die! 436 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,208 Oh, boy. 437 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:57,500 Okay, so you guys were gonna run away together, love that. 438 00:20:57,583 --> 00:21:01,791 But I gotta ask, with the bug parts and the lady parts, 439 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,875 like, how did it work sexually? 440 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,625 Um, good enough that I was gonna quit my job. 441 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:10,750 Hey, bug! Manically packing up your office in a cold sweat. 442 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,791 - What's with the downward spiral, honey? - Oh! 443 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,083 Oh, Walter, I was just coming to find you. 444 00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,416 - Uh, here! - Uh, what's this? 445 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,625 My clients. I need you to take them over. 446 00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:23,375 - What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm leaving. Me and Claudia are in love. 447 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,916 So, you're just going to stop being a Lovebug? 448 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 You can't do that. It's your purpose. 449 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,250 Fuck my purpose! When do I get to be loved? 450 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,208 Sonya, this will be bad for her. 451 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,458 She's a human. 452 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,416 [angrily] But this is what she wants. 453 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:40,083 Humans need things we don't need, things we can't give them. 454 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,333 You're being crazy. 455 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:43,916 - Fuck you! Fuck this whole place! - [elevator dings] 456 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,833 I am gonna go live down there with the woman I love! 457 00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:52,041 Sonya, don't do this! The fuck are you looking at, Ethan? 458 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,583 - [boom] - Claudia, I did it. 459 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,166 - Claudia? - Sonya? 460 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,083 What's wrong? 461 00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:00,916 Have you ever thought about how nobody else in the world 462 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,375 is going to experience the kind of love we have? 463 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,708 - Um, no? - It's just so fucking depressing. 464 00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:09,666 You're gonna live so much longer than me, and this planet, 465 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,791 and there's floods, and there's fires, 466 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,458 but never at the same time to cancel each other out. 467 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:18,541 And then sea levels are rising, and so is online shopping. 468 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:22,375 Did you know that JCPenney's went out of business? Fucking men! 469 00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,333 Babe? You okay? 470 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:26,458 - [groans] - When's the last time you slept? 471 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:29,416 - I don't know. - Well, have you eaten lately? 472 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,583 I don't need any of those things anymore. 473 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:32,791 I have you. 474 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,500 [dejectedly] Oh, Claudia. 475 00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:38,458 [Emmy] Oh, shit. So, she was crazy? 476 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:41,125 [Sonya] No, no, she was sick. 477 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:44,625 Maybe that's why she could see me. I don't know. 478 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,833 All I knew was that I was making things worse. 479 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,333 Hey. 480 00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:52,583 - Huh? - Remember your horoscope? 481 00:22:52,666 --> 00:22:56,791 That bitch Aquarius said you were destined for greatness. 482 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,000 Or madness. 483 00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:01,666 Well, I need it to be greatness. 484 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,958 You have a purpose. 485 00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:07,291 You bring joy and life to the world. 486 00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:09,583 And you brought those things to me. 487 00:23:09,666 --> 00:23:12,125 - Because I love you. - And I love you. 488 00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:15,250 Which is why I can't be with you. 489 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:18,583 What? No! No, no, no! Don't say that! 490 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:22,500 It kills me to say it, but I can't help you on this Earth. 491 00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:23,458 But Sonya... 492 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:27,291 And if you love me, you need to find someone who can. 493 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:30,458 - Is there anyone we can call? - [dejectedly] Oh... 494 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:31,541 I don't know. 495 00:23:32,041 --> 00:23:35,625 - Maybe my... my sister? - Let's call your sister. 496 00:23:36,125 --> 00:23:38,125 [bittersweet music playing] 497 00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,583 Goodbye, my universe. 498 00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,375 Goodbye, my Aquarius. 499 00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:55,291 Oh, my God. Sonya, I'm so sorry. 500 00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,041 Hey, shit happens, kid. 501 00:23:57,125 --> 00:24:00,291 And now you don't even get to be a Lovebug anymore. 502 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,333 Yeah, but the thing is, 503 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:07,125 I had forgotten what love was and Claudia reminded me. 504 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:11,666 So, you don't regret it? Falling in love and getting fired? 505 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,375 Ruining your whole stupid life? 506 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:19,166 No! Love is worth it! Even when it's painful. 507 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,875 And that's why what we do... 508 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,875 I mean, what you do, is so important. 509 00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:27,708 And, yeah, you're gonna throw up on your co-workers sometimes. 510 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:30,625 Well, some of them were technically my superiors. 511 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:36,125 But being a Lovebug is your purpose. So, you get your ass back there on Monday. 512 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,166 And drink maybe a teeny bit less. Okay? 513 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,125 Okay, yeah! 514 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:42,250 I'm gonna do one of those things. 515 00:24:42,333 --> 00:24:44,583 - [door opens] - [crowd chanting] Cocky! Cocky! 516 00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:46,166 Okay, let's go! 517 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:49,041 All monsters and penises, we're closing up. 518 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:52,125 [Cocky] Hey, yo, Maury, I did it! I didn't die! 519 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:54,833 Hey, Sonya, did you ever see Claudia again? 520 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,750 [sighs] No, I never did. 521 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:00,833 [sentimental music playing] 522 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,375 [ethereal twinkling] 523 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:08,458 [sentimental music continues] 524 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:21,708 [both breathe deeply] 525 00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:31,958 ["You're The One That I Want" by Julia Stone playing] 526 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,833 ♪ You're the one that I want ♪ 527 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:38,208 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪ 528 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:39,833 ♪ The one that I want ♪ 529 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:44,166 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪ 530 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,250 ♪ The one that I want ♪ 531 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:49,625 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 532 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:51,541 ♪ Can't you see? ♪ 533 00:25:55,208 --> 00:26:00,416 ♪ Oh, yes, indeed ♪ 534 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,166 ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 535 00:26:03,916 --> 00:26:05,916 [soft guitar music continues]