1 00:00:21,139 --> 00:00:23,419 Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad. 2 00:00:23,461 --> 00:00:25,060 I don't know how I ended up here, 3 00:00:25,102 --> 00:00:26,782 but I'm pretty sure I'm about to throw up. 4 00:00:26,824 --> 00:00:28,904 Before I do that, you wouldn't believe 5 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,505 what happened last week on Blindspotting. 6 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:34,551 -Talkin' 'bout. -Uh-blah-dow. 7 00:00:36,192 --> 00:00:39,273 I was married in Bali. 8 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:40,754 Yo, who the fuck are you texting? 9 00:00:40,796 --> 00:00:42,036 Earl? 10 00:00:42,078 --> 00:00:43,797 Man, fuck that nigga. 11 00:00:43,839 --> 00:00:46,039 Shit, he only text me, what, twice since he got out? 12 00:00:46,081 --> 00:00:47,801 Hey, Daddy. 13 00:00:47,843 --> 00:00:49,482 - Cuddie's in too deep. - Yeah. 14 00:00:49,524 --> 00:00:52,405 I need to break them up. I need to break them up. 15 00:00:52,447 --> 00:00:53,646 You're just a little sad. 16 00:00:53,688 --> 00:00:55,688 Like, you have a sad face. 17 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,249 I wonder what's wrong. 18 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,651 It's fine. Every...everything is fine. 19 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:00,694 Thank you! 20 00:01:21,673 --> 00:01:22,992 Okay, shit, y'all, we are here! 21 00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:24,354 - Ooh. - Yeah. 22 00:01:24,396 --> 00:01:25,475 - Hey. - Ooh. 23 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:27,076 Whew, hey. 24 00:01:27,118 --> 00:01:29,758 Dang, y'all, I haven't been to the boardwalk 25 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,560 in hella long. 26 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:33,362 Yo, we gotta hit that Giant Dipper. 27 00:01:33,404 --> 00:01:35,564 I don't think I've been here since I was, like, six. 28 00:01:35,606 --> 00:01:39,287 Yo, Ash, you hear something? 29 00:01:39,329 --> 00:01:42,770 It sounded like our long lost friend Earl, 30 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:45,092 but apparently, that dude's been out of jail 31 00:01:45,134 --> 00:01:46,654 for hella long and just been ghosting us. 32 00:01:46,696 --> 00:01:48,055 Okay. 33 00:01:48,097 --> 00:01:50,177 Nelle, let's just ease into this. 34 00:01:50,219 --> 00:01:51,898 - You know what I'm saying? - No. 35 00:01:51,940 --> 00:01:53,900 I mean, Ashley invited me. Trish said it was cool. 36 00:01:53,942 --> 00:01:55,982 Oh, and did y'all know that he allegedly has a girlfriend 37 00:01:56,024 --> 00:01:57,904 we ain't never met? 38 00:01:57,946 --> 00:02:00,866 June got tickets to see Kehlani, so she went to see Kehlani. 39 00:02:00,908 --> 00:02:02,548 Oh. Oh, okay. I see. 40 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:04,350 So if your new girlfriend isn't available... 41 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,991 -Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew. -Nelle! 42 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:07,552 -Chill. That shit's not cute. -Chill. 43 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,714 Not cute. 44 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:11,236 - Hey. - Don't. 45 00:02:11,278 --> 00:02:12,797 -How come Jacque didn't come? -Oh. 46 00:02:12,839 --> 00:02:14,759 Um, you know, she introducing Cuddie 47 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,081 to her family at their Halloween party, 48 00:02:17,123 --> 00:02:21,085 and then we will never see him again. 49 00:02:21,127 --> 00:02:24,408 Oh, why do you say it like that? 50 00:02:24,450 --> 00:02:27,010 I may have told Jacque's cousins 51 00:02:27,052 --> 00:02:29,172 Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie 52 00:02:29,214 --> 00:02:32,535 some disastrous costume advice. 53 00:02:32,577 --> 00:02:34,417 Okay! 54 00:02:34,459 --> 00:02:37,299 Who is ready for Fright Night? Am I right? 55 00:02:37,341 --> 00:02:39,821 Trish, what are you doing? 56 00:02:39,863 --> 00:02:42,304 Um, oh, I'm about to use 57 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:44,666 my patent Trish and Jacque move. 58 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:46,710 Okay, what move is that? 59 00:02:49,032 --> 00:02:52,113 Duh, pretend to be blind 60 00:02:52,155 --> 00:02:53,714 so you get a disabled pass and cut the front of the line. 61 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,195 No! 62 00:02:55,237 --> 00:02:56,877 -Trish! -No, no, no, no, no, no. 63 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,558 -Now you done gone too far. -Boo. 64 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,000 -No, Trish. -Fuck y'all. 65 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:01,321 Trish, you can't walk like that! 66 00:03:01,363 --> 00:03:02,922 Fuck y'all. 67 00:03:02,964 --> 00:03:04,564 The ancestors is watching, Trish! 68 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:06,005 We should have to walk like that. 69 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:07,086 - We all have to... - God. 70 00:03:07,128 --> 00:03:08,527 Wait, guys, help. 71 00:03:08,569 --> 00:03:09,768 Are you fucking kidding me? 72 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,610 I don't want no part in this. 73 00:03:29,949 --> 00:03:32,949 Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn! 74 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:34,991 -And what are you? -Oh, me? 75 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:41,517 Blah-dow! Pirate. 76 00:03:41,559 --> 00:03:44,079 - I'm here for that booty. - Oh, fuck. 77 00:03:44,121 --> 00:03:45,521 Okay, no, no, no. 78 00:03:45,563 --> 00:03:47,282 Maybe we should just go somewhere else. 79 00:03:47,324 --> 00:03:49,004 You-you don't want to go in there dressed like that. 80 00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:52,727 Uh...come on, babe. 81 00:03:52,769 --> 00:03:54,008 Is this about meeting your parents? 82 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,490 No. 83 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,531 -Or is this a Filipino thing? -No. 84 00:03:57,573 --> 00:03:59,173 'Cause, honestly, I'm hella nervous 85 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:00,694 about meeting your pops, 86 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:02,216 so I- I did a lot of research, 87 00:04:02,258 --> 00:04:03,216 and I talked to your cousin Nump... 88 00:04:03,258 --> 00:04:05,218 Ugh, no! 89 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:07,180 ...and there's nowhere where I ever read 90 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:08,661 there being any beef between pirates 91 00:04:08,703 --> 00:04:10,823 and the Filipino community. 92 00:04:10,865 --> 00:04:13,666 I mean, of course, unless you count Hook. 93 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,710 Like, that's straight funk. 94 00:04:16,871 --> 00:04:18,150 Uh-huh. 95 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,711 Because Rufio. 96 00:04:19,753 --> 00:04:21,993 He Filipino. 97 00:04:22,035 --> 00:04:24,037 Did you know that? 98 00:04:25,278 --> 00:04:28,679 I did. 99 00:04:28,721 --> 00:04:30,361 I do. 100 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,003 And you're not a pirate. You make a cute musketeer. 101 00:04:33,045 --> 00:04:34,725 I'm a pirate. 102 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:37,167 Mm-mmm, no, you're a musketeer tonight, okay? 103 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:40,930 Let's just get these buttoned up, okay? 104 00:04:40,972 --> 00:04:44,253 -Okay, fine. Let's go inside. -Okay. 105 00:04:44,295 --> 00:04:47,216 But don't take your coat off, 106 00:04:47,258 --> 00:04:49,820 no matter what. 107 00:04:51,462 --> 00:04:53,061 Okay. 108 00:04:53,103 --> 00:04:54,943 Oh. 109 00:04:54,985 --> 00:04:56,745 -I got you. -Cool. Thanks, babe. 110 00:04:56,787 --> 00:04:59,067 Thank you. Hey, Mom. 111 00:04:59,109 --> 00:05:00,948 -Hi. -Hey, Jacque. Mwah. 112 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:03,431 -This is Cuddie. -Hi. Nice to meet you. 113 00:05:03,473 --> 00:05:05,392 Tall. Nice to meet you too. 114 00:05:05,434 --> 00:05:07,436 -Dad's in the back. -Okay, thanks. 115 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:12,479 -Ooh, you did that one, huh? -I did. 116 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,160 See, that feel like a nice precursor 117 00:05:14,202 --> 00:05:15,481 to your trappy mermaid saga. 118 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,844 It is. 119 00:05:17,886 --> 00:05:19,365 Oh, is that your dad? 120 00:05:26,013 --> 00:05:28,853 Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 121 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,215 Stop! 122 00:05:30,257 --> 00:05:33,057 For real? 123 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,301 -Jacque, is your daddy... -No, no, don't say it! 124 00:05:36,783 --> 00:05:39,103 -Rufio... -No! 125 00:05:39,145 --> 00:05:42,266 Okay, y'all. 126 00:05:43,789 --> 00:05:45,388 Blow! 127 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:48,031 With this, I can take up to three guests 128 00:05:48,073 --> 00:05:49,752 to the front of every line. 129 00:05:49,794 --> 00:05:52,995 Oh, my God. Y'all, this is so wrong, okay? 130 00:05:53,037 --> 00:05:54,877 Why we didn't just get fast passes? 131 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,239 -'Cause they $300 each. -Ugh, ugh. 132 00:05:57,281 --> 00:05:59,361 Okay, why y'all making such a big deal out of this? 133 00:05:59,403 --> 00:06:02,284 It is a life hack, okay? 134 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:03,925 Look, y'all don't ever use 135 00:06:03,967 --> 00:06:05,807 the big handicap stall in the bathroom? 136 00:06:05,849 --> 00:06:06,808 -Really? -No. 137 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,329 Really? Okay. 138 00:06:08,371 --> 00:06:09,930 Well, this is the same thing, okay? 139 00:06:09,972 --> 00:06:11,652 The same exact thing. Who does it hurt? 140 00:06:11,694 --> 00:06:13,494 For starters, 141 00:06:13,536 --> 00:06:15,656 it's offensive to disabled people. 142 00:06:15,698 --> 00:06:17,697 Girl, it's Halloween. 143 00:06:17,739 --> 00:06:20,180 Everybody is being offensive today. 144 00:06:20,222 --> 00:06:21,781 Ooh, look, look, look, see? 145 00:06:21,823 --> 00:06:24,784 She is cosplaying being a sex worker, 146 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:26,786 and you don't see me throwing a fucking fit! 147 00:06:26,828 --> 00:06:28,187 Oh, my gosh, Trish, could you please just lose 148 00:06:28,229 --> 00:06:29,708 the fucking stick, okay? 149 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,710 They have to cut to the front of the line 150 00:06:31,752 --> 00:06:34,352 because they're really disabled, okay? 151 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,075 Uh, Nelle, say "differently abled." 152 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:39,157 Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, okay. 153 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,280 Aren't you pretending to be Catholic right now? 154 00:06:42,322 --> 00:06:44,121 -Hmm? -What? 155 00:06:44,163 --> 00:06:45,683 You a Buddhist, nigga. 156 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:48,245 I'm paying homage to Deloris Van Cartier. 157 00:06:48,287 --> 00:06:51,007 And I'm paying homage to fucking blind people. 158 00:06:51,049 --> 00:06:52,168 -No. -Uh... 159 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:54,010 Nigga, you are not blind. 160 00:06:54,052 --> 00:06:57,093 And you are not Deloris. 161 00:06:59,217 --> 00:07:01,056 Be cool. 162 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:02,378 How could you not tell me your daddy is Rufio? 163 00:07:02,420 --> 00:07:03,979 How has it not come up 164 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:05,741 that you're this obsessed with Hook? 165 00:07:05,783 --> 00:07:07,462 It was one of my favourite movies growing up. 166 00:07:07,504 --> 00:07:09,624 Look, I am not emotionally equipped 167 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:12,146 for this moment right now. 168 00:07:12,188 --> 00:07:14,388 It's okay. Come on. 169 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:16,190 Hey, Dad, look who's here. 170 00:07:16,232 --> 00:07:20,033 It's my boyfriend, who you promised to be nice to. 171 00:07:20,075 --> 00:07:22,398 Mr. Basco, it's a pleasure to meet you. 172 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:26,880 Ooh. 173 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:30,723 You are tall, man. Real tall. 174 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,365 Well, you know, I know everything about you 175 00:07:32,407 --> 00:07:34,366 from watching your... from watching Jacque 176 00:07:34,408 --> 00:07:36,410 just talk about you so much, about what a great swords... 177 00:07:37,451 --> 00:07:39,891 -Dad- dad and father you are. -Be cool. 178 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:42,374 My daughter... 179 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:44,696 says you're a banker. 180 00:07:44,738 --> 00:07:48,419 I mean, what's that like? 181 00:07:48,461 --> 00:07:50,541 Uh, you know, it's real cool. 182 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:52,503 You know, I- I work in a bank bank. 183 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:55,105 I count money, collect debt, sail the high seas of finance, 184 00:07:55,147 --> 00:07:57,107 but-but not like a pirate. 185 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:58,628 - Oh, God. - Huh? 186 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:00,230 Hey, who just said pirate? 187 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,311 - Oh, my God. - Oh, nah, nah, nah. 188 00:08:01,353 --> 00:08:03,232 I said, "Not a pirate." 189 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:14,242 Ooh. 190 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:18,006 Shit. It's a long way down. 191 00:08:18,048 --> 00:08:19,927 Who the fuck are you texting? 192 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:21,649 -It's none of your business. -What you saying? 193 00:08:21,691 --> 00:08:23,250 What you sending? You sending some pictures? 194 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:24,852 Can you mind your own business? Back up, Smash. 195 00:08:24,894 --> 00:08:25,853 'Cause if we fall, I'ma kick your ass. 196 00:08:25,895 --> 00:08:27,896 -Stop. -Ow. 197 00:08:28,937 --> 00:08:32,018 I was gonna wait to tell you this, 198 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:36,702 but, um... I'm talking to Mustafa again. 199 00:08:36,744 --> 00:08:38,904 Mustafa Mustafa? Like, Bali Mustafa? 200 00:08:38,946 --> 00:08:42,227 -Mm-hmm. -Ooh, child. Oh, no. 201 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:45,350 So is-is June your new girlfriend? 202 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,632 I don't know, girlfriend is, like, a tough thing 203 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:49,994 -for me to define, you know? -Mm, yeah. 204 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:52,717 Pshh. 205 00:08:52,759 --> 00:08:54,839 - I heard that. - Don't do that. 206 00:08:54,881 --> 00:08:56,560 - Don't do that. - Nelle. 207 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:58,202 You said that he didn't double down for you. 208 00:08:58,244 --> 00:09:00,564 Okay, well, you and Miles are not 209 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:03,086 the only tragic love story, Ash, okay? 210 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:05,168 'Cause I been married to a motherfucker too, 211 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,689 and you don't know what it was like. 212 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:13,455 Are you dating somebody? 213 00:09:13,497 --> 00:09:15,738 It's tragic, Earl. 214 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:19,101 My heart is telling me I'm in love with Jacque. 215 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:20,502 - The fuck? - Mm. 216 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,063 And she's with Cuddie. 217 00:09:22,105 --> 00:09:24,105 Okay, well, fine. Fine. 218 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,028 I am so happy for you, Nelle. 219 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:29,550 Everybody, I'm so happy for my friend Nelle...look. 220 00:09:29,592 --> 00:09:30,991 Okay, now you being a fucking jerk. 221 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,673 -Look, I'm smiling. -Okay. 222 00:09:32,715 --> 00:09:35,195 My best fucking friend is moving back to Bali! 223 00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:37,837 Wow, I didn't even say that I was going back to... 224 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:39,319 you know what, fine. 225 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,801 Bet, Ash. You got it. Never mind. 226 00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:44,283 Wait, I lightweight thought you already were with Jacque. 227 00:09:44,325 --> 00:09:45,965 And niggas thought you was with Janelle. 228 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:48,647 Oh, no, she mad at me 229 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,969 because I didn't keep in contact when I got sent back. 230 00:09:51,011 --> 00:09:52,731 Hmm. 231 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:56,816 Which, like, I get it, but sometimes... 232 00:09:58,538 --> 00:10:01,018 ...going there just complicates shit out here. 233 00:10:01,060 --> 00:10:03,180 And no disrespect to y'all. 234 00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:06,543 It's just, some shit, 235 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:07,944 y'all just can't understand about that. 236 00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:09,186 Mm. 237 00:10:09,228 --> 00:10:10,587 But that doesn't mean 238 00:10:10,629 --> 00:10:12,669 I don't care about her, you know? 239 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:14,951 Nice monologue, brother. You gonna tell her that? 240 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:18,154 I'm just saying, it seems unhealthy. 241 00:10:18,196 --> 00:10:20,035 Tss. 242 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,117 Well, I don't think that healthy 243 00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,359 is your area of expertise lately. 244 00:10:24,401 --> 00:10:26,161 You gonna tell Jacque you in love with her? 245 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:28,523 I mean, I don't need to tell that girl nothing, 246 00:10:28,565 --> 00:10:32,647 because once her and Cuddie are done, 247 00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:35,249 the wifedom is back. 248 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:36,530 Ooh, that reminds me. 249 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:39,132 I need to text P-Lo. 250 00:11:05,318 --> 00:11:06,717 Oh... 251 00:11:08,761 --> 00:11:10,000 Pirate! 252 00:11:11,524 --> 00:11:15,085 -What? -Ah, hell nah! 253 00:11:15,127 --> 00:11:17,047 You been a pirate this whole time? 254 00:11:17,089 --> 00:11:19,569 We been gigging with you. 255 00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,691 Is nothing sacred? 256 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,572 I know how this looks! 257 00:11:23,614 --> 00:11:25,094 Can we please not do this? 258 00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:28,137 You a pirate, pare! We kill pirates! 259 00:11:28,179 --> 00:11:31,259 Oh, every fucking time! 260 00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:34,222 Whenever I bring a boy home, my dad challenges him 261 00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,144 to a sword fight, 262 00:11:36,186 --> 00:11:38,226 and when you lose, 263 00:11:38,268 --> 00:11:40,307 it means you're a pirate forever. 264 00:11:43,232 --> 00:11:46,073 All I ever wanted to be was a Lost Boy. 265 00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:48,835 But can he fight? Can he fly? 266 00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:51,678 Can he... 267 00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:59,647 Babe, don't worry. I was born for this. 268 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,689 I got hands. 269 00:12:04,731 --> 00:12:08,173 I am fly. 270 00:12:08,215 --> 00:12:10,535 I can't crow... 271 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:13,017 but I can "Yee!" 272 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:14,498 Yee! 273 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,706 Ooh! 274 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:26,149 Ha! 275 00:12:28,152 --> 00:12:31,353 "Cheese Palace's Cheese Chalice. 276 00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:34,478 Complete the Goblet of Cheese Challenge." 277 00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:39,641 What the fuck is a goblet of cheese? 278 00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:42,283 Fuck around and find out. 279 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:48,249 Yo, this is delicious. 280 00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:51,331 There's gotta be, like, ten different high-end cheeses 281 00:12:51,373 --> 00:12:53,493 in this fondue. 282 00:12:53,535 --> 00:12:55,055 That sound disgusting. 283 00:12:55,097 --> 00:12:56,976 Yo, we should get on the giant teacups. 284 00:12:57,018 --> 00:12:58,658 A'ight, let me get my blind stick ready. 285 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,100 No, Ash, back me up here. 286 00:13:01,142 --> 00:13:02,862 Well, I'm all about gaming the system. 287 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,343 If you can make life a little bit easier, 288 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:05,624 do that shit. 289 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,786 Period, my nigga. 290 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:09,548 Who does it hurt? 291 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,750 Well, can you just at least get rid of the cane? 292 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,912 Fine, Nelle, yes, I'll get rid of the cane 293 00:13:13,954 --> 00:13:15,913 and just feel around, but, you know, 294 00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:17,675 this is me and Jacque's tradition, 295 00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:20,718 and I don't see nothing wrong with it. 296 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,040 - Damn, that's a good goblet. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:13:23,082 --> 00:13:25,802 Okay, y'all are really hyping it. Let me try it. 298 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:27,204 I'ma try it. Let's see. 299 00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:28,765 'Cause it look disgusting. 300 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:32,608 Don't knock it till you... you know? 301 00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:39,174 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 302 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,056 Oh. 303 00:13:41,098 --> 00:13:42,617 Oh, that shit good. 304 00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:44,259 Right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 305 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,021 Oh, that's good, Earl. Mm-hmm. 306 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:11,163 Hey, see, y'all? 307 00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:14,726 That line was a 45-minute wait, 308 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:16,888 and we walked right in, okay? 309 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:18,370 You're welcome. 310 00:14:18,412 --> 00:14:20,091 I don't know, y'all. 311 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,893 Like, I- I'm hella scared of haunted houses, okay? 312 00:14:21,935 --> 00:14:24,215 I've been to prison. This for sure not scary. 313 00:14:24,257 --> 00:14:26,137 Which door are we taking, y'all? 314 00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:28,180 Mm... 315 00:14:28,741 --> 00:14:30,220 this one? 316 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:32,222 Okay, well, you know, 317 00:14:32,264 --> 00:14:33,703 as long as we all stay together, you know? 318 00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:35,145 Uh-huh. Yeah, girl. we right there. 319 00:14:35,187 --> 00:14:36,306 Safety in numbers now. 320 00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:38,708 Mmm. 321 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,229 Let's hit the other one. 322 00:14:40,271 --> 00:14:41,711 We gonna let them work that one out. 323 00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:45,474 Ashley? Trish? 324 00:14:45,516 --> 00:14:48,997 Shit. I think they got 'em. 325 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,799 See? Fuck, Earl! 326 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:53,561 This is...we are not supposed to get separated, okay? 327 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:56,724 And this is what we get for posing as fucking disabled. 328 00:14:56,766 --> 00:14:58,165 Differently abled. 329 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,287 - Boo! - Oh, God! 330 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,619 - Ah! - Ah! 331 00:15:25,952 --> 00:15:27,954 Whoa! 332 00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:31,035 Why didn't you just go to Jacque's tonight, huh? 333 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:32,636 We could've came here another night. 334 00:15:32,678 --> 00:15:34,558 Ugh, because her family has this Halloween party 335 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,001 every year, and she wanted to take Cuddie alone. 336 00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:39,683 Oh, okay, so you just invited us 337 00:15:39,725 --> 00:15:41,364 to make her jealous, 338 00:15:41,406 --> 00:15:42,565 because y'all used to come here all the time? 339 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,687 That's cool. That's fine. 340 00:15:44,729 --> 00:15:47,410 Ashley, yes. 341 00:15:47,452 --> 00:15:50,332 And also, fuck Cuddie, because I am the one 342 00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:52,935 who usually goes to those fucking family gatherings, yo. 343 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,656 Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day. 344 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,498 We used to be getting hype for Cinco de Mayo, 345 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,340 'cause you know they basically some Mexicans. 346 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:00,862 Why don't you just tell her how you feel, okay? 347 00:16:00,904 --> 00:16:02,944 Stop scheming, nigga, and just be honest. 348 00:16:02,986 --> 00:16:03,905 Boo! 349 00:16:03,947 --> 00:16:05,466 Boo. 350 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:06,947 What was that? 351 00:16:06,989 --> 00:16:09,389 Oh. 352 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:10,951 How you ladies doing? Y'all like hip-hop? 353 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:12,592 - Oh, shit! - Oh! No! 354 00:16:12,634 --> 00:16:15,075 Blasphemy, nigga! In the name of mixtape! 355 00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:17,357 That shit sucks. Go, go, go, go! 356 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:20,359 So you and June, huh? 357 00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:25,244 I mean, yeah, we were together at high school, 358 00:16:25,286 --> 00:16:28,286 and then we reconnected, and yeah. 359 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,128 It's been really good. 360 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,609 I mean, we just didn't know 361 00:16:31,651 --> 00:16:33,451 what the hell had happened to you, 362 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,614 and you cut us off like we didn't matter to you, so... 363 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:42,900 All right, it's... 364 00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:45,142 I just retreat to what I can control. 365 00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:48,585 I'm sorry, though. 366 00:16:48,627 --> 00:16:50,827 I'm not trying to hurt y'all or nothing. 367 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:53,950 I guess I'm sorry too. I... 368 00:16:53,992 --> 00:16:56,632 Like, I didn't know, you know? So... 369 00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:59,595 I just... 370 00:16:59,637 --> 00:17:02,157 Fuck it. Like, I missed you. 371 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,602 No, like, you're important to me. 372 00:17:08,324 --> 00:17:11,167 You're important to me too. 373 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,050 Can we, like... 374 00:17:17,092 --> 00:17:18,852 Like, hug it out? Yeah, sure. 375 00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:23,736 No, no, no, no, no. 376 00:17:26,661 --> 00:17:28,663 I'm really glad you're okay. 377 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,423 Well, I'm getting there. 378 00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:33,105 Oh. 379 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,630 Yo, who is Mustafa? 380 00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:41,032 It's my ex-husband. 381 00:17:41,074 --> 00:17:42,633 What? 382 00:17:42,675 --> 00:17:43,874 I never mentioned that? 383 00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:47,518 -Oh! -Oh, God damn. 384 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,560 I hate fucking clowns. 385 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,842 Eh, no, you don't, 'cause you fucking with my brother. 386 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:53,603 You funny. 387 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,936 -You! -Damn, nigga! 388 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:09,177 Hey, yo, chill, chill. 389 00:18:09,219 --> 00:18:10,779 Look, look, look, look, look. 390 00:18:10,821 --> 00:18:12,340 My name Guapdad. 391 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,182 This my new mixtape, Scamboy Color. 392 00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,584 Yeah. Look, you been dodging it. 393 00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:18,826 Go ahead, take that, and it's all slaps. 394 00:18:18,868 --> 00:18:20,467 I promise you I'm finna be 395 00:18:20,509 --> 00:18:22,309 one of the biggest niggas of all time. 396 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,431 Like, hella big, at the Grammys, 397 00:18:24,473 --> 00:18:27,313 15-foot-long do-rag dragging on these motherfuckers, 398 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,995 letting these bitches know I'm that nigga. 399 00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:31,878 Uh, but why? 400 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,919 Are you making eye contact with me? 401 00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:36,402 Girl, you're pretending to be a blind nun? 402 00:18:36,444 --> 00:18:38,283 Ah, nigga, you got me. 403 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:39,885 Okay, I'm just trying to get to the front of the line. 404 00:18:39,927 --> 00:18:41,646 Who does it hurt? 405 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,608 You, 'cause you don't even need to be blind to do that. 406 00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:45,049 Why? 407 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,133 Neither of y'all got ADD? 408 00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:51,936 Okay, okay, Janelle, here you go, bitch. 409 00:18:51,978 --> 00:18:54,538 I've just been informed of some interesting news. 410 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:57,981 The boardwalk's website says, "Our disability program 411 00:18:58,023 --> 00:19:00,463 "grants guests with qualified impairments 412 00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,345 special access to our parks." 413 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:03,946 What are the impairments? 414 00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:07,349 "ADHD, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, 415 00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:10,272 and PTSD are all accommodated." 416 00:19:10,314 --> 00:19:14,356 Bitch, we only need one person with disabilities, 417 00:19:14,398 --> 00:19:16,117 and we have three. 418 00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:20,201 Yes, yes, because I do... I do have ADHD. 419 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,403 Earl has PTSD. 420 00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:24,044 You can't say that. I can say that. 421 00:19:24,086 --> 00:19:25,606 You can't say that, though. 422 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,728 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 423 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,130 Brother, you're triggered. 424 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,612 And Ashley... Ashley's depressed. 425 00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,054 -I am not depressed. -I'm not triggered. 426 00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:36,536 And I'm not depressed. 427 00:19:36,578 --> 00:19:38,057 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 428 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:41,340 Can we please, please cut in front 429 00:19:41,382 --> 00:19:43,542 of some of these lines? 430 00:19:43,584 --> 00:19:46,945 Or do you have any more objections, Janelle? 431 00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:51,789 I was just speaking up for real disabled people. 432 00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:53,391 - No. - No. 433 00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:57,354 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, ooh. 434 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:59,396 So now mental health isn't real? 435 00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:02,079 -I never said that. -Damn, Nelle. 436 00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:04,321 I ain't know you was gonna be a bigot for Halloween. 437 00:20:04,363 --> 00:20:07,604 Whoa! Okay, y'all really reaching now, okay? 438 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:10,847 'Cause that's not what I meant. What- what I mean... 439 00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:13,249 what I was trying to say... 440 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:15,291 Aw, fuck. You know what? I'm not... 441 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,012 I'm not really thinking straight 442 00:20:17,054 --> 00:20:19,494 'cause, you know, something for real is wrong 443 00:20:19,536 --> 00:20:21,256 with my stomach. 444 00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:23,618 Earl, what the fuck is in this goblet of cheese? 445 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,421 Oh, in the cheese chalice? Cheese, nigga. 446 00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:31,185 I gots to go. 447 00:20:31,227 --> 00:20:32,986 She trippin'. 448 00:20:33,028 --> 00:20:34,948 This is literally the best drink food 449 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,992 I have ever had. 450 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,673 Move, bitch, get out the way! Shit! 451 00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:43,756 Don't fucking judge me. Shit, I gotta go! 452 00:20:43,798 --> 00:20:45,958 Hey! Hey, yo! 453 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,841 Hey! Hey, come on! 454 00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:50,402 Shit, I got the bubble guts! 455 00:20:50,444 --> 00:20:52,164 Shit! 456 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,725 Fuck you, fucking piece of sh... 457 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,013 - Who does it hurt? - That's so wrong. 458 00:21:11,463 --> 00:21:12,742 - Ahh! - Catch! 459 00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:14,504 Aha! 460 00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:17,386 - Oh! - Ooh! 461 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,991 Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 462 00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,953 -Do you yield, pirate? -Kill the pirate! 463 00:21:24,995 --> 00:21:26,635 Kill the pirate! 464 00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:29,758 I'm not a pirate! I'm just a banker! 465 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,399 Kill the banker! 466 00:21:31,441 --> 00:21:33,081 Kill the banker! 467 00:21:33,123 --> 00:21:35,002 Do you yield? 468 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,644 I...I... 469 00:21:36,686 --> 00:21:38,325 Damn it, Dad, stop it! 470 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,407 I don't care about this stupid test, okay? 471 00:21:40,449 --> 00:21:42,451 I get to choose who I'm with. 472 00:21:43,772 --> 00:21:45,452 Babe, are you okay? 473 00:21:45,494 --> 00:21:47,654 Babe, what hurts the most 474 00:21:47,696 --> 00:21:50,856 is, you the best damn thing that ever happened to me. 475 00:21:50,898 --> 00:21:55,060 And now... we'll never be together. 476 00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,909 Look. Look! 477 00:22:04,951 --> 00:22:09,193 My daughter is a brilliant artist 478 00:22:09,235 --> 00:22:11,155 and a successful businesswoman. 479 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,557 I just want to make sure whoever she's with is worthy. 480 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:17,000 And you clearly mean a lot to Jacque. 481 00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:18,161 You know, she's never actually fought 482 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,243 for any other guy. 483 00:22:20,285 --> 00:22:22,965 Plus you're a banker, and, uh, if you two 484 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,968 eventually have children, you'll raise the average height 485 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,731 of this family by at least two feet. 486 00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:30,975 I'd say that's upward mobility in two ways. 487 00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:34,135 You mean... 488 00:22:34,177 --> 00:22:36,978 You're a Lost Boy, baby. 489 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:52,552 I'm a Lost Boy! I'm a fucking Lost Boy! 490 00:22:54,796 --> 00:22:57,156 Attention, the park will be 491 00:22:57,198 --> 00:22:58,397 closing in ten minutes. 492 00:22:58,439 --> 00:23:00,239 Trish, hold up! 493 00:23:00,281 --> 00:23:02,121 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha. 494 00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,642 We're doing the last ride, 495 00:23:03,684 --> 00:23:04,923 and uh, there's people ahead of you. 496 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,725 Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool 497 00:23:06,767 --> 00:23:09,687 'cause we are differently disabled. 498 00:23:09,729 --> 00:23:11,169 Oh. 499 00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:14,772 I have ADHD, he got PTSD, she is... 500 00:23:14,814 --> 00:23:16,534 - I'm a hypocrite. - Mm-hmm. 501 00:23:16,576 --> 00:23:18,577 And she's depressed. 502 00:23:21,340 --> 00:23:24,621 Okay, yeah, I-I see it. 503 00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:26,665 Get on. 504 00:23:27,425 --> 00:23:28,584 Oh, I'll take your-your bags. 505 00:23:28,626 --> 00:23:30,628 Oh, all right, hang on. 506 00:23:31,949 --> 00:23:33,549 Appreciate it. 507 00:23:33,591 --> 00:23:35,110 Oh, you're gonna have to rack your goblet, sir. 508 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,592 Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right. 509 00:23:37,634 --> 00:23:40,115 Rack it, Earl. Rack it. Let's go. Giant Dipper. 510 00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,159 Fuck it. I'll just chug it. 511 00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:47,361 Hey, bitch. 512 00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:48,642 Hey. 513 00:23:48,684 --> 00:23:50,524 Look where I am at. 514 00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:53,647 Bitch, I am at the Giant Dipper. 515 00:23:53,689 --> 00:23:56,530 Back on my Trish and Jacque blind trick. 516 00:23:56,572 --> 00:23:59,052 Throwback! 517 00:23:59,094 --> 00:24:00,893 The old days. 518 00:24:00,935 --> 00:24:02,775 Wait, we probably shouldn't do that anymore. 519 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,978 -It's kinda mean. -Huh. 520 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:09,581 Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You right. 521 00:24:09,623 --> 00:24:11,623 Hey, check this out, girl. 522 00:24:14,388 --> 00:24:16,227 We really missed you this year. 523 00:24:16,269 --> 00:24:18,309 Hey! 524 00:24:18,351 --> 00:24:21,592 They knighted me a Lost Boy! 525 00:24:24,276 --> 00:24:27,077 Cool, dude. 526 00:24:28,841 --> 00:24:30,000 -All right, bye, girl. -Bye. 527 00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:31,761 Gotta go. Love you. 528 00:24:44,374 --> 00:24:46,376 Cuddied again. 529 00:24:49,539 --> 00:24:52,019 I did it. I'm the King of Cheese. 530 00:24:52,061 --> 00:24:55,422 Everyone, the King of Cheese! 531 00:24:56,906 --> 00:24:58,826 Huzzah, huzzah! 532 00:24:58,868 --> 00:25:02,669 The King of Cheese Chalice Cheese Challenge conquers all. 533 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,832 Huzzah, huzzah! Huzzah, huzzah! 534 00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:09,595 Thank you. You may arise, all of you. 535 00:25:09,637 --> 00:25:12,037 - Time for my ride. - Yes, come on, Earl. 536 00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:13,118 - Shit. - Thank you, my liege. 537 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,680 Your highness. Sit down. 538 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,441 -Ah, noble steed. -Here we go. 539 00:25:19,406 --> 00:25:22,527 All right, y'all! Here we go! 540 00:25:22,569 --> 00:25:25,570 -Whoo! -Oh, my God. 541 00:25:25,612 --> 00:25:29,173 My heart is going crazy. Oh, shit! 542 00:25:29,215 --> 00:25:31,615 Oh, shit! Ooh! 543 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:33,937 Hey, y'all, hey, I fucking love y'all. 544 00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:35,819 I love y'all so much. Thank you for inviting me. 545 00:25:35,861 --> 00:25:37,340 I love... 546 00:25:37,382 --> 00:25:38,902 I forgot how much I love roller coasters. 547 00:25:38,944 --> 00:25:41,144 I love roller coasters! Oh, my God. 548 00:25:41,186 --> 00:25:42,785 -It's gonna be great. -Yes, it's gonna be awesome. 549 00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,186 -It's gonna be great. -Here we go, shit! 550 00:25:44,228 --> 00:25:45,788 Hey, I'm the King of Ch... 551 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:47,629 -I'm the King of Cheese! -Oh, shit! 552 00:26:44,282 --> 00:26:46,322 Let's go! 553 00:26:46,364 --> 00:26:47,884 Oh, man! 554 00:26:47,926 --> 00:26:49,927 This shit hella fun! 555 00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:53,128 -Oh, my goodness. -Oh, my God. 556 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:55,050 Whew. Shit. 557 00:26:55,092 --> 00:26:56,571 Oh, I'm glad I went to the bathroom 558 00:26:56,613 --> 00:26:58,373 before we got on this shit, Earl. 559 00:26:58,415 --> 00:27:00,417 Whew. 560 00:27:01,338 --> 00:27:02,937 Father forgive me, for I have had fun. 561 00:27:05,982 --> 00:27:07,984 You really think I'm depressed? 562 00:27:16,992 --> 00:27:18,071 Girlfriend is trippin'. 563 00:27:18,113 --> 00:27:19,872 Yeah.