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- Here you go.
- Okay.

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Toothbrushes, toothpaste, towels,

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diapers, formula.

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Mustard?

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You know, for the refugees.

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Mustard?

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It's the good stuff. The brown stuff.

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They've been through a lot.

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That is very generous,
Mr. Art. Thank you.

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I will be back in a couple of hours.

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A couple of hours?
The drop-off's at the church.

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He wants to drop it at Ariana's,

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'cause the last time they saw
each other, she kissed him.

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- There it is.
- Ooh.

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I told you that in confidence.

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Bad call.

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It was not a romantic kiss.

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She just wanted to unnerve me.

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Yeah, looks like it's still working.

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Th-There is nothing between us.

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She finds me very annoying.

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So do we, but we love you.

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Well, have fun on your date.

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This is not a date.

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This is just Afghans helping Afghans.

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It sounds like how Afghans
make more Afghans.

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Thank you for your help. I
will see you in a few hours.

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- It's a date.
- Definitely.

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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- It's open.

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[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, sunshine.

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- Hey, Hazelnut.
- There's my angel.

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Tell him what you did.

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Because you forgot?

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Hazel.

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I got caught cheating in school.

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- What?
- But I had a really good reason.

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Hey, what do we say about
personal accountability?

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No excuses.

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- You're grounded.
- Mom.

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Don't look at me.
This is Daddy's weekend.

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I clocked out when we
walked through the door.

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But Grampy and I are going
to the drag races on Sunday.

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- She's got a point.
- Nope. She should have

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thought about that
before doing the crime.

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He's got a point.

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Go wash up for dinner.

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What am I having, bread and water?

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They're good tickets.
You and Freddy want them?

51
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Close enough to catch a tire.

52
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Nah, he's very triggered by
internal combustion engines.

53
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You want to take Lois?

54
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I would, but she's out of town.

55
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Well, I'm free. We could go.

56
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You're not grounded.
Do whatever you want.

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All right! Sounds like fun.

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Don't let her drive home. Last
time, she was so jacked up,

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she blasted over a speed bump
and bottomed out our minivan.

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There were sparks. [LAUGHS]

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Another box?

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How did you even get
everything into your car?

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It is my training at the grocery store.

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Once you have mastered
putting eggs and a watermelon

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in the same bag,
everything else is a breeze.

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[LAUGHS] Thanks again for
driving all the way here.

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Thank you for organizing this.

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It's the least I can do.

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Well, I guess I will head back.

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Unless you have time to get some lunch?

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Oh. Yeah.

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Time. Yes.

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I have.

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Great. There's a French
restaurant down the street

75
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that has the best crème brûlée.

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Ah.

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Let's go.

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How long were you standing
at the intersection?

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Ugh, about an hour.

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I-It was pouring rain, all
these cars keep coming and going,

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and the light turns red and green

82
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and red and green, but the orange hand

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keeps telling me "stop."

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I had no idea about the walk button.

85
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So, what did you do?

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I got very, very wet.

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[LAUGHS] Excusez-moi.

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Pourrions-nous avoir plus de pain,
s'il vous plait?

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I don't think he actually speaks French.

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Oh, I know, I'm just trying to get him

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to be a man and admit it.

92
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Oh. Is someone showing
off with his French?

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Eh, maybe a little.

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_

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_

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_

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Mm. Your accent is very charming.

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Oh, I could say the same.

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No one is stopping you.

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[LAUGHS]

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What just happened?

102
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Uh, nothing.

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You touched my hand.

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So?

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It is just that, back home, uh,

106
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that would be a big deal.

107
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Oh, of course. I'm sorry.

108
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It's pretty standard
first date stuff here.

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So, this is a date?

110
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Would you like it to be?

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I would.

112
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I would, too.

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_

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Here you go, gentlemen.

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I hope I wasn't too
noisy in the kitchen.

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I was doing the dishes.

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You're not going to the drag races.

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I just need you to know,

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I'm being harder on myself than you are.

120
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Which is why I assigned
myself these chores.

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I don't care if you paint
the house. You're not going.

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I hear you. And I'm not gonna push.

123
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But I am going to make you an offer.

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Let me go, and I'll be
grounded for the next two...

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no, three weekends.

126
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Which means I'll miss Emily's sleepover,

127
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because actions have consequences.

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Nope.

129
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Grounded for the next three weekends,

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no drag race T-shirts or churros.

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Forget it.

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You know, the thing that breaks my heart

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is that Grampy is
suffering because of me.

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Who knows how many
drag races he has left?

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One day, God is gonna give
him the checkered flag.

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Oh, I'm going, Hazelnut.
I'm taking your mom.

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HAZEL: What?

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That was cold.

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[CHUCKLES] "Checkered flag."

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I'm telling you, Zubair, it was
the greatest night of my life.

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Tell me everything.
What did she smell like?

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Get this: jasmine.

143
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Oh. That's the best smell.

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Hey, Zubair.

145
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Oh, good, Lizzie. Tell me the truth.

146
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Did Awalmir really go on a
date with a beautiful woman?

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He sure did.

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I sure did.

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Well, tell me more about her.

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Okay, close your eyes.

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Picture the most beautiful
woman you have ever met.

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Then double it.

153
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Oh, you're so lucky.

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I am seeing her again tomorrow night.

155
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Okay, what you should do
is, when you pick her up,

156
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release a hundred white
doves from your trunk.

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Not the skinny ones, the fluffy ones.

158
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Okay, it's only a second
date. Don't go nuts.

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Eh, don't listen to him.

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He doesn't know anything about romance.

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Scoreboard says otherwise.

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You can be so icky.

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You have to show her you are brave.

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Pick the thorns from a thousand roses

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and walk on them barefoot as
she watches you from her balcony.

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- Hmm.
- Or take her to a movie.

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I don't know. I kind of want
to see him do the thorn thing.

168
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Okay, don't forget, you're
dealing with an American girl.

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Ariana has an Afghan soul.

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She wants to know what is in my heart.

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You should say that while she's picking

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the thorns out of your feet.

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Oh, Zubair. You and I
are such a good team.

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My favorite spot in Kabul
is this small lookout

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on the top of Asamai mountain.

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It is right in the middle of the city.

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You can see all of Kabul from there.

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That sounds beautiful.

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Oh, look. Hmm. What is this?

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ARIANA: Well, looks like
someone is having a picnic.

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I wonder who.

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"Ariana and Awalmir."

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That's our names.

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Shall we?

185
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How did you do all of this?

186
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I am both romantic and organized.

187
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Crème brûlée for the lady?

188
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Thank you.

189
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This is my friend Shawn.

190
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He works with me at the grocery store.

191
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It's very sweet of him to do this.

192
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He volunteered because he likes fire.

193
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That's enough, Shawn.

194
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If you folks need anything
else, I'll be on the swings.

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This is really lovely.

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Not as lovely as you.

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Hmm.

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- And this is only the beginning.
- Hmm.

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I will fill your every day with
sweetness when we are married.

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Married?

201
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That is what people do
when they are in love.

202
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We're not in love.

203
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Okay, but the night is not over.

204
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I know, in Afghan culture,
relationships can move quickly,

205
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but this is way too fast for me.

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Oh.

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I get it.

208
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This is new for the both of us.

209
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I've actually never dated
an Afghan guy before.

210
00:09:01,027 --> 00:09:03,170
Can we just take it slow?

211
00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:06,363
Yes.

212
00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:09,364
We can take it slow.

213
00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:12,149
Okay.

214
00:09:26,821 --> 00:09:27,866
Hey. How'd it go?

215
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[GROANS]

216
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What happened?

217
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She said this was all too fast,

218
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and I didn't know her
well enough to love her.

219
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She's right.

220
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What do I need to know?

221
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She's beautiful, she
comes from a nice family.

222
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That's it? That's all
you know about her?

223
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She also loves crème brûlée.

224
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Lizzie, she's my heart.

225
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That is all I need to know.

226
00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:57,374
What if there are things you
find out that you don't love?

227
00:09:57,718 --> 00:10:00,072
What if she's mean? What if she's messy?

228
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,018
What if she has a giant snake?

229
00:10:03,023 --> 00:10:04,424
Might not seem like a big deal,

230
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:07,172
but then you're making out and
it's just sitting there, like...

231
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,117
So what?

232
00:10:12,122 --> 00:10:13,297
Everyone is a package,

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00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,784
filled with good and bad things,

234
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,965
and when you marry
someone, you take it all.

235
00:10:18,046 --> 00:10:19,526
That is how I was raised.

236
00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:23,313
Well, in America, we like
to open the package first.

237
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,095
And we have a really easy return policy.

238
00:10:26,849 --> 00:10:29,078
That's not how I think about love.

239
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,848
But it might be how
Ariana thinks about it.

240
00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,855
It's how I think about it.

241
00:10:33,976 --> 00:10:36,828
I want someone to love
me because they know me.

242
00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:40,156
And I want the person I
marry to be my best friend.

243
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,637
But if you marry first, then you have

244
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the rest of your life to become friends.

245
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,775
Okay, part of having a
talk is also listening.

246
00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:49,261
Ooh, I agree, you are not
hearing anything I am saying.

247
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,653
[ENGINE REVVING]

248
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:56,738
[TIRES SCREECH]

249
00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:59,289
- Ooh, excuse me.
- All right.

250
00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:00,313
Thank you.

251
00:11:00,318 --> 00:11:01,782
You buy, I fly.

252
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:02,918
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

253
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,402
I got your favorite.

254
00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:05,451
The cheapest one?

255
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,675
The cheapest one.

256
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,243
- Eyes.
- Oh.

257
00:11:11,523 --> 00:11:13,117
My dome thanks you.

258
00:11:15,061 --> 00:11:16,714
[EXHALES] I'm glad we're doing this.

259
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,852
Yeah. I miss you, kiddo.

260
00:11:18,894 --> 00:11:20,306
I'd like to see you more, but, you know,

261
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,859
I don't need a lot of haircuts.

262
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,352
I miss you, too.

263
00:11:24,897 --> 00:11:26,289
So, how have you been?

264
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,734
How are things going with Freddy?

265
00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:28,761
Yeah.

266
00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:30,507
- They're good.
- Good.

267
00:11:32,128 --> 00:11:33,695
Just good?

268
00:11:33,832 --> 00:11:35,791
Well, if you really want to know...

269
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,039
I do.

270
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,262
Things are great.

271
00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:40,648
Freddy's really kind and supportive.

272
00:11:40,653 --> 00:11:42,481
Ah, I'm glad.

273
00:11:42,486 --> 00:11:43,617
You are?

274
00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:46,375
Yeah, I just want you to be happy.

275
00:11:46,763 --> 00:11:48,781
Well, I appreciate that.

276
00:11:48,786 --> 00:11:49,917
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]

277
00:11:49,922 --> 00:11:51,576
[ENGINES REVVING]

278
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,362
So, I guess the chances of
you and Riley getting back...

279
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,461
- Art.
- All... I'm sorry, sorry.

280
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,467
[ENGINE REVS]

281
00:11:58,472 --> 00:11:59,680
Oh, here we go.

282
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,947
I hope nobody's car explodes.

283
00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:02,368
Yeah, so do I.

284
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,711
Oh. But just in case.

285
00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:06,892
[ENGINE REVS]

286
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:11,311
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]

287
00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:14,116
- Maybe next time.
- [LAUGHS]

288
00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:21,257
So, here's what I don't get.

289
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,164
You're smarter than most
of those dummies.

290
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,649
So why'd you cheat?

291
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:29,016
Whatever I say, you're
just gonna say "no excuses."

292
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,797
Try me.

293
00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:34,444
I wanted a good grade
without doing a lot of work.

294
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,886
You're doing a lot of
work now, aren't you?

295
00:12:37,430 --> 00:12:39,106
I guess.

296
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:48,203
Marines don't lie, cheat or steal.

297
00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:49,883
Remember that.

298
00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:53,315
Yeah, I messed up.

299
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,296
Is it gonna happen again?

300
00:12:55,301 --> 00:12:58,000
No, sir. I'm sorry.

301
00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,525
Okay.

302
00:13:06,429 --> 00:13:08,997
You know what would be a
really tough punishment?

303
00:13:09,002 --> 00:13:11,773
If you and I made a ghillie
suit out of these leaves.

304
00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:13,388
What's a ghillie suit?

305
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,656
It's the ultimate camouflage.

306
00:13:15,905 --> 00:13:18,255
Boy, that would teach me a lesson.

307
00:13:24,268 --> 00:13:26,375
So, I haven't met this Lois.

308
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,062
How's that going?

309
00:13:28,552 --> 00:13:30,219
Honestly, couldn't be better.

310
00:13:30,224 --> 00:13:32,748
We each have our own
house, our own space.

311
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,374
It's amazing how much time
you want to spend with someone

312
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,547
when you don't have to.

313
00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:37,596
[LAUGHS]

314
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:39,030
Well, I'm happy for you.

315
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,562
- Thanks.
- [ENGINE REVS]

316
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,963
Ah. Yes!

317
00:13:46,553 --> 00:13:49,214
- Oh...
- Hey, you know,

318
00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:50,713
something's been bugging me.

319
00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:53,245
You never used to knock
when you came over.

320
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,554
Now you do.

321
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,005
Well, you know why.

322
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,424
Riley lives in the garage,
not the house.

323
00:14:01,127 --> 00:14:03,034
It's my house.

324
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,923
It's also my garage.

325
00:14:05,652 --> 00:14:07,219
So no more knocking.

326
00:14:07,224 --> 00:14:08,399
Okay.

327
00:14:09,025 --> 00:14:10,714
I mean, if you see
Lois's car in the drive,

328
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,894
don't come busting in, but...

329
00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:13,831
And that answers my next question.

330
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:15,708
[BOTH LAUGH]

331
00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:18,983
LIZZIE: Whoa.

332
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,381
Looking sharp.

333
00:14:20,386 --> 00:14:22,068
Ariana and I are going out.

334
00:14:22,073 --> 00:14:24,635
But don't worry, I will take it slow.

335
00:14:24,703 --> 00:14:26,127
Whatever that means.

336
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,408
It's not that bad.

337
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,763
Well, it feels bad.

338
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,596
I'm sorry.

339
00:14:33,484 --> 00:14:36,002
I just don't know how to do this.

340
00:14:36,881 --> 00:14:39,101
Are you asking for my advice?

341
00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:41,141
Yes.

342
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:44,013
Are you going to take my advice?

343
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,443
Yes.

344
00:14:48,548 --> 00:14:49,854
Okay.

345
00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:51,904
What are the big ones?

346
00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:55,150
Don't say "I love you"
until she says it to you.

347
00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:57,056
But that could take days.

348
00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:58,109
Or months.

349
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,348
Months. Oh, my God.

350
00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:00,814
I'm not gonna make it.

351
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:03,506
And don't keep telling
her how pretty she is.

352
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,904
Oh, come on. I am a painter

353
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,031
and you are taking away all my colors.

354
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,604
Oh, there goes red, there goes orange.

355
00:15:10,094 --> 00:15:13,037
Fine, you can compliment
her once a date.

356
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,391
Once an hour.

357
00:15:14,396 --> 00:15:15,635
Sure.

358
00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:17,290
How about poetry?

359
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,266
No poetry.

360
00:15:19,841 --> 00:15:21,480
Hmm. What if I already spent

361
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,618
quite a bit of time writing her a poem?

362
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,712
It would be a waste not to read it.

363
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:27,892
No poetry.

364
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,353
This is why it takes months.

365
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:35,180
No poetry for her, no poetry for you.

366
00:15:38,279 --> 00:15:41,105
When I was a kid,
I loved the Columbus Zoo.

367
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,276
I used to beg my dad to take me,

368
00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:45,195
and once a year he would.

369
00:15:45,547 --> 00:15:47,195
But he'd never go in.

370
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,172
He'd just wait for me by the exit.

371
00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:50,727
When I was older,

372
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:55,128
I realized he couldn't
afford both tickets.

373
00:15:57,073 --> 00:16:00,862
The day I got my first paycheck,
I took him to the zoo.

374
00:16:01,981 --> 00:16:03,854
You are a good daughter.

375
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,042
Someday we will go to the zoo together.

376
00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,518
I mean when you say so,
and not a minute before.

377
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:14,801
[WATCH BEEPS]

378
00:16:14,806 --> 00:16:17,330
Also, you're beautiful.

379
00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:21,026
Thanks. You're not bad yourself.

380
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:22,729
Thanks.

381
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,853
- This is me.
- Mm.

382
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,831
Okay. Uh.

383
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,263
We should have dinner again sometime.

384
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,704
What about next Saturday?

385
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,450
Uh, I'm going to a concert on Saturday.

386
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:49,154
Oh, I love music. Are
they still selling tickets?

387
00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,958
Actually, I'm kind
of going with someone.

388
00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:53,807
Oh.

389
00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:55,846
Is it a date?

390
00:16:55,851 --> 00:16:57,548
It's super casual.

391
00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,468
[CHUCKLES]: It's nothing serious.

392
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,526
But it's a date.

393
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:06,730
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

394
00:17:07,856 --> 00:17:09,640
Okay.

395
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,393
Does it bother you that
I'm seeing other people?

396
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,573
Hmm? It's "people"?

397
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:16,979
It bothers you.

398
00:17:16,984 --> 00:17:19,990
No, no, no. You're... Ariana,
you are an independent woman

399
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,692
and-and this is only our third date,

400
00:17:21,697 --> 00:17:23,199
- so I should not be bothered.
- But you are.

401
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:24,690
I'm sorry, I am trying so hard.

402
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:26,349
I'm okay if you see other people.

403
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:27,442
I would never do that.

404
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,979
Why not?

405
00:17:29,706 --> 00:17:31,099
Ariana,

406
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,706
when I look up right now

407
00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:37,706
and see the glowing moon
surrounded by many stars,

408
00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:39,357
I can only admire the moon

409
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:41,843
because it is the brightest light.

410
00:17:43,221 --> 00:17:44,643
For me...

411
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,315
love is like that moon.

412
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:53,768
I can love one person, not a thousand.

413
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,870
You are not like anyone I know.

414
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,370
Which means I'm special.

415
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:05,954
Remember that.

416
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:10,429
Good night.

417
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:28,487
When is your girlfriend coming back?

418
00:18:29,147 --> 00:18:30,365
Little old for that.

419
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,104
Can we not say "girlfriend"?

420
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,550
Fine. "Love-making partner"?

421
00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:41,370
Just 'cause you're out here
doesn't mean we have to talk.

422
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,124
You miss her?

423
00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:50,174
It's okay, Dad. You deserve to be happy.

424
00:18:52,501 --> 00:18:55,200
Fine. I miss her.

425
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:57,471
I knew it.

426
00:18:59,867 --> 00:19:01,542
You know...

427
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,862
after your mom passed away,

428
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,749
I never thought that...

429
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,973
- [YELLS]
- [SCREAMS]

430
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,325
How come you weren't scared?

431
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,182
I made you 15 minutes ago.

432
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,366
How?

433
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,591
Piles of leaves don't fart.

434
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,503
You have to get up pretty
early in the morning

435
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,639
to get one over on...

436
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,124
- [YELLS]
- [SHOUTS]

437
00:19:24,535 --> 00:19:26,299
You son of...

438
00:19:27,345 --> 00:19:28,752
How long have you been there?

439
00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:30,020
Two hours.

440
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,073
You didn't make it any easier.

441
00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:38,396
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