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Previously on
United States of Al...

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From now on,
you will remember me as the man

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who dated two women
at the same time.

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Maybe we're making
too big a deal of this.

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I mean, if Freddy did find
a man's sock in the bed,

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would he really be suspicious?

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He sleeps naked.

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Didn't want to know.Didn't want to say.

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He asked me to marry him.

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You said no, right?

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Vanessa is
making a mistake.

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You are a better man
than Freddy.Thanks.

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I mean, he's taller
but only a little bit.

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Barely worth mentioning.

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Why does she even
want to marry him?

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She thinks he's safe
and I'm still a mess.

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No, you're not.

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A year ago when I got here,
definitely.

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But now not so much.

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I have been really on
good behavior for a long time.

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Eh, except for
your dirty motel affair.

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It was $49. It was a nice place.

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She's just, like, afraid
to admit she loves me.

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Who knows what goes on
in a woman's mind?

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I don't even think women do.

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Maybe I should just talk
to Freddy.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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You're on such a good streak
of not being stupid.

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But I'm his friend.Except you're not.

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We've gotten a lot closer.What's his last name?

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We're on a first-name basis.

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Do not talk to him.

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I'd want to know if the woman
I was about to marry

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was sleeping with another guy.

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But you wouldn't want to hear it
from that guy.

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You're right. I'll drop it.

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But don't you think I owe it
to Freddy to say something?

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Yes. You say, "Congratulations."

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I think telling Freddy
is the right thing to do.

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Who cares what you think?

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I'm just saying, if I was
about to get married,

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I'd want to know.

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But he's not you.

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And you're not me!

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But don't you think
I have a moral obligation

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to tell this guy?

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Well, Ricky...
Riley.

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You still buying?
Yeah.

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I say follow your heart.

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[shouts] Come...

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Thank you!

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Can I get you
a cup of java?

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Oh, yeah, thanks.

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So, what's going on?

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I heard you popped
the question.

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Sure did, amigo.

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Couldn't be happier.

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Yeah, about that.

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[coffee grinder whirring loudly]

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[whirring stops]

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Listen, you and I are friends.

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You said it.

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And you can't have friendship

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without honesty.

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So true.

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Which is why
I got to...

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[coffee grinder whirring loudly]

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[whirring stops]

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You and Vanessa
shouldn't get married.

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Why would you say that?

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Just trust me on this, man.

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You want to walk away.

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Why?

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'Cause you've been
sleeping with her?

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People underestimate me.

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I encourage it.

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You knew?

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Yep.

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If I recall,
you like it black, right?

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Did Vanessa tell you?

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Didn't have to.

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You're not great
at covering your tracks.

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And you still want to marry her?

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Well, I figured
the two of you had

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some unfinished business
to work through.

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Now she can move on.

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I suggest you do the same.

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Look, man, you don't know her
the way I do. All right?

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She's scared of her feelings
for me, but they're real.

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Riley, don't take this the
wrong way, but you're a joke.

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So why don't you leave
while you still have your teeth.

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[scoffs]

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You really want to fight
a Marine?

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[chuckles]

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You really want to fight
a hockey player?

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How 'bout that
parking spot I got?

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[nasally]:
Yeah, I feel okay, Dad.

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Thanks for asking.

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It's been a long time
since you lost a fight.

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He pulled my shirt
over my head.

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Then there were
all these fists coming.

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At one point, I thought I was
fighting more than one guy.

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Pretty busy in here.

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If you want, I can straighten
out your beak with these boys.

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I'll stick with the doctor.

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[laughs]

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What's funny?

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You picked a fight
with a hockey player.

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That's all those guys do.

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I was an idiot for thinking

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me and Vanessa
could get back together.

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Ah, you're just a guy
fighting for his family.

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Vanessa and Freddy
will probably have a baby,

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and I'm gonna have to see them
all the time 'cause of Hazel.

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Thanksgiving and Christmas
are gonna suck.

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Birthdays, soccer games--
more sucking.

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I'll be the guy
that sits in the driveway,

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honking his horn
till his kid comes out.

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That's it! That's my life!

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Well, maybe you can get
that Holly girl back.

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I've already been punched
in the face once today.

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♪

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♪ Oh!

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So next semester, I've been
asked to teach psychology.

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You're a freshman.
You've taken one class.

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Technically, I'll be
the teacher's assistant,

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in charge of unlocking
the classroom, the AV equipment.

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Nothing much happens without me.

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[laughs]

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Oh, no.

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Oh, who's that?A woman.

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Well, I can see.
Do you know her?

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Do we really know anyone?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Invite her over.

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Too late.

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Cindy, uh... [stammers]
this is such a coincidence.

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Oh, no, it's not.
I followed you. [chuckles]

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Hi. I'm Cindy.

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You followed him?

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Well, it wasn't hard.

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I put a GPS tracker
in his pocket.

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How do you two know each other?

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Cindy is a friend
of Riley's ex-girlfriend.

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Al and I are lovers.

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Okay.

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And why are you here now?

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Oh, is this weird?

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Oh, I was afraid
it was gonna be weird.

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I was just so
curious about you.

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You're very pretty.

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All right.

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Cindy, it's, uh,
nice to see you.

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Here's your GPS tracker.

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[chuckles]:
Oh. Thanks.

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Good luck finding the other one.
[chuckles]

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I'm also taking an advanced
mathematics class next semester.

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What was that all about?

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Oh, Cindy? [scoffs]
She means no harm.

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She's stalking you.

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She's just passionate.
It's not a problem.

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Uh, you're not gonna
keep seeing her, are you?

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Mm. Are you jealous?

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I thought you wanted us
to see other people.

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Not if they're nuts.[chuckles]

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She's fine.

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Nothing to worry about.

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I hope so.

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Let's just have
a nice meal.

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You locked your car, right?

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Ugh, I just had
the worst day.

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Wanna bet?

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Oh, my God!

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What happened?

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Freddy.

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I told you
not to go talk to him.

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Everybody told me.

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Did you not fight back?

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He had all these
crazy hockey tricks.

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I thought Canadians were
supposed to be nice.

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Well, now that
you're no longer handsome,

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think about all the carbs
you can eat.

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[sneezes]

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Oh!

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[groans]:
Ow!

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[grunts] I got to do
something about this.

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Where are you going?

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Talk to Vanessa.Riley.

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She needs to know she's about
to marry a violent psychopath.

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Did he take the first swing?

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No, I did.
He took all the rest of them.

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Check out
what your fiancé did.

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I heard.
Does it hurt?

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It does not feel great.

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[scoffs]

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Why did you
go over there?

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Because you should be
marrying me.

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No, I shouldn't,
and this is exactly why.

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Everywhere you go, this happens.

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It's not like
I punched myself in the face.

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No, but you got the sweetest man
in the world to punch you.

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That says more about you
than him.

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Next time you decide to cheat
on him, call somebody else.

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Maybe someone who knows
tae kwon do or something.

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Did she cut your hair?
It looks ridiculous.

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I didn't.

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I was just trying to
hurt her feelings.

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It looks fine.

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Did you know Riley is
up on the roof drinking beer?

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Yep.

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And that doesn't trouble you?

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Nope.

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That's troubling.

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Trust me,
it's the safest place for him.

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Hmm. I would have thought
on the ground.

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Eh, his heart
is broken.

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He needs some space.

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And this way,
we can keep an eye on him.

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And keep tabs on
how much he's drinking.

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Hey! Don't let me catch you
peeing in the rain gutter!

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[knock on door]

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I'll get it.

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Hi, honey.Uh...

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Cindy.

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I felt bad about lunch today.

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Your pretty little friend
seemed really upset.

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Ariana broke up with me.

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Oh, no.

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Well, nothing heals a broken
heart like banana muffins.

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Uh, Cindy, you remember Mr. Art

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and Lois.

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And this is Lizzie.

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Nice to meet you.

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Oh, likewise.

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How do you know Al?

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I live here.

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Oh, really?

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Al's never
mentioned you.

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Of course I have.
You haven't.

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Here, Lizzie, have a muffin.

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Oh.

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You're very pretty.

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Hey.
Hey.

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What's with the helmet?

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Grampy said if I come up
here, I have to wear it.

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He's right.
Safety first.

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You look awful.

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[scoffs]
You should see the other guy.

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I did. He looks fine.

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[grunts]

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Did you know
they're getting married?

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I did know that.

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How you feeling about it?

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Whatever.

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Is that why you and
Freddy got in a fight?

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Hey, he has done
nothing wrong.

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All right?

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He's a good guy, and I know
he cares about you a lot.

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So? I'm not gonna
live there anymore.

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Well, that's not up to you.

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[sighs] They're probably
gonna have a baby.

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It's not so bad.

263
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,353
You'll be
the cool big sister.

264
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,790
Huh? You'll teach the kid
how to skateboard,

265
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,315
shoot a basketball,
buy homework.

266
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,579
No, I'd just be the babysitter
they don't pay for.

267
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,407
Well, you're not gonna put up
with that. You got to get paid.

268
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,192
Thank you.

269
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:17,372
And if they do have a kid,
they are gonna be so distracted,

270
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,809
you'll be able to
get away with anything.

271
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,376
I get away with anything now.

272
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,900
Now, see, you can't be
telling me that.

273
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:29,340
So you're an artist
who's also a bookkeeper?

274
00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,342
I do a bit of everything.

275
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,649
I bet you do.

276
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,435
So you seeing anybody?

277
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,220
Yeah, actually.
Oh.

278
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,656
Does he know
you share a bathroom

279
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,354
with the cupcake from Kabul?

280
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,922
[laughs]:
He does.

281
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,750
I'm gonna go
check on dinner.

282
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,186
Oh, I'll help.

283
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,712
Ah, you smell great!

284
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:57,238
Any advice?

285
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,892
I'd say leave the country,

286
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,895
but I don't think
you have that option.

287
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,637
And you cook, too.
[chuckles]

288
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,901
So where's your
boyfriend tonight?

289
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,119
He teaches a class.

290
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:13,123
A lot of holes in your story.

291
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,909
I'm sorry, do you have
a problem with me?

292
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:19,303
That's what I'm trying
to figure out.

293
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,783
[chuckles]

294
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,481
Just so we're clear,
Al is like my brother.

295
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:26,136
You already have a brother.
Try again.

296
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,357
You don't have to worry
about Al.

297
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,273
He's the sweetest,
most loyal guy I've ever met.

298
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,667
Well, don't let your fake
boyfriend hear you say that.

299
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:39,149
I'm just saying, you have
nothing to be jealous of.

300
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,152
[chuckles]:
Oh, I don't get jealous.

301
00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:43,763
I get even.

302
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,940
Hey, ladies.
How's it going in here?

303
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,898
Oh, can I talk to you privately?

304
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,421
Yes, you can.

305
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,164
I can't do this, Al.

306
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,513
I can't love a man

307
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,385
the way that I love you

308
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,909
and share him with every woman
who pretends to be his sister.

309
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,086
What?

310
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,958
You know what I'm talking about.

311
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:07,699
Not for the last half hour.

312
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,790
Oh, sorry.

313
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,270
Didn't mean to interrupt.

314
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,447
Yeah, she's still here.

315
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,062
My turn.

316
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,368
[exhales sharply]

317
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,022
Nothing but chimney.

318
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,852
Permission to
come aboard?

319
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,201
Is that orange soda?

320
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,376
Yes.

321
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,074
Permission granted.

322
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,730
What are you doing
up here?

323
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,429
Eh, just getting
some air.

324
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,866
[sighs heavily]

325
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,868
Hey, so, um,

326
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,479
are restraining orders only in
the movies or are they real?

327
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:52,222
Well, they're real, but
you got to prove you're afraid.

328
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,834
That's easy.

329
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,837
[cans open]

330
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,189
You know what's
nice about this?

331
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,408
All our problems...

332
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,106
are down there.

333
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,892
Mm.

334
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,589
Can I sleep on the roof?

335
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,853
No. You roll off.
I've tried it.

336
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,857
Anyway, it's about time
I got you home.

337
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,120
Freddy's probably
gonna be there.

338
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,993
Why don't you
let me take her.

339
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,213
[whispers]:
That'd be great.

340
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:30,478
CINDY [calling out]:
Al, are you up there?

341
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,045
Shh!

342
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,743
[knock on door]

343
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,659
Hey, guys.

344
00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:38,834
Bye, Uncle Al.Bye, Hazel.

345
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,922
Love you.Love you, too.

346
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,097
I'll be in my room.

347
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,709
Thanks for bringing her home.

348
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,407
It's no problem.

349
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,582
How's Riley?

350
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,585
He's fine.

351
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,760
Good night.

352
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,457
Hey, Al.

353
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,417
I'm sorry.

354
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:59,115
I know you were hoping
that we'd get back together.

355
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:01,509
I was.

356
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,904
But now...

357
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,080
I just want you both
to be happy.

358
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,082
Me, too.

359
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:13,782
If Freddy makes your heart sing,
that's the end of it.

360
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,827
Right.

361
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,919
You're supposed to say
your heart is singing.

362
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,052
It is.

363
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,967
Hmm.

364
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,144
Maybe I don't read people
as well as I thought.

365
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,633
[TV playing quietly]

366
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,985
[whispers]:
Is it safe?

367
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,683
She left.
Oh, good.

368
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:49,861
While you were gone, she put on
your pajamas and took a nap.

369
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,213
She's a curious sort.

370
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,431
How'd you meet?

371
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:55,998
Riley's ex-girlfriend
introduced us,

372
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,347
and she started
kissing me.

373
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,436
That tracks.

374
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:03,136
Maybe you and Riley, uh,
should take a little road trip.

375
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,659
Get out of town
for a while.

376
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,792
That sounds like a smart idea.

377
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,447
Leave at night.

378
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,884
Don't tell anyone
where you're going.

379
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,457
Hey.

380
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,937
What are you doing here?

381
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,114
Just wanted to talk to you
for a minute.

382
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,638
All right.

383
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,819
I sent in our divorce papers.

384
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,561
Okay.

385
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,175
And I broke things off
with Freddy.

386
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,573
Good for you.

387
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,402
I get why you're
mad, Riley.

388
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:53,577
Do you?Yeah.

389
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,015
I know I screwed up.

390
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,061
I'm just kind of a mess.

391
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,585
I thought I was the mess.

392
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,935
Well...

393
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,285
I am, too.

394
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:11,117
Just don't think I should be
with anyone right now.

395
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,773
[sighs]

396
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:18,080
Dad's getting the grill going.

397
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,560
You hungry?

398
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,911
Maybe another time.

399
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,002
♪

400
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,963
[sighs heavily]

401
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,894
This is a great idea.

402
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,809
Oh, best thing for us.

403
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,203
Getting out of town
and clearing our heads.[sighs]

404
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,683
I can't believe I've been here

405
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,337
a whole year
and haven't seen Las Vegas.

406
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,600
Well, we'd be there a lot sooner
if you went faster than...

407
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,733
48?! Come on, Al!

408
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,519
What's the rush?
We're both free dudes.

409
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,088
We have all the time
in the world.

410
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,091
You sure you're free?
How'd you leave it with Cindy?

411
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,180
Eh, I told her
we weren't right for each other.

412
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,095
And you know what?
She surprised me.

413
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,400
She took it really well.

414
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,576
Good for you.
Mm.

415
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,405
You are going to kill it
in Vegas.

416
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,842
Weare going to
kill it in Vegas.

417
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,976
Roller coasters, magic shows
and all-you-can-eat buffets.

418
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,326
It's like a city designed by
a 14-year-old boy.

419
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,372
[laughs]
Mm.

420
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,681
48 miles an hour?

421
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,335
Come on, Al!

422
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:53,697
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