Help, help! Somebody help!
Oh, hey, Dr. Cindy.
I'd wave hello, but my arms are haunted.
Don't be silly, Wally. Ghosts don't haunt limbs.
They haunt large real estate properties.
Take a seat.
Would you care for a scalding hot drink?
Oh, yes, please.
Oh, whoops.
Can you hold this one-of-a-kind Faberge egg while I clean this up?
- Ah. Oh. Whoa! - Grab it, Wally!
Whoo.
That was my inheritance.
I'm sorry, Doc.
I can't control my arms.
Oh. Well, okay.
Let's see what my big Book of Ailments has to say about this.
It looks like you're suffering from a case of Noodle Arm Syndrome.
Noodle Arm Syndrome? Is it curable?
It's simple, really.
The human body is 80% bones
and those bones need to be...
Huh? Heh? Oh.
I'm gonna go get a second opinion from a less boring doctor.
Boring? How dare he call me boring!
The nerve of him.
Boring.
I mean, come on. I'm not boring.
Would a boring doctor have ordered
double vanilla bean ice cream?
I mean, I don't think so.
Citizens of Jellystone,
Are you as dull as door nails?
Has the spark gone out in your eyes, leaving you a lifeless husk?
Do you want to take the pity out of your pity party?
Now, is anyone here feeling less than?
Ooh, ooh. Unga, stress of modern life really getting me down.
Hair coming out in clumps.
My friend, what you're looking for is nature's own miracle cure,
snake cream.
Snake cream is the one cream with snakes in it
that enriches your whole life.
Ooh, ooh. Me take all.
Yes.
Heck, yes.
Now, is there anyone else out there?
Any other lost, lonely soul who feels like their life
could use a little pizzazz?
Or a lot of pizzazz?
You know, my life is pretty sweet,
- but-- - Oh, me! Me, me, me!
Madam, you seem excited, but you don't seem exciting.
What you desire is the revolutionary new product known as
snake cream!
I'll take them all.
And with that, we are officially sold out.
Thank you all. Have a blessed day. No refunds.
Wait a minute. Why did I want these?
And that was clean.
Good job, gang.
Hey, Top Cat, I wanted to--
I said, "No refunds."
Oh, it's not about that.
I'm just in awe of your abilities as a salesman.
Isn't he the best?
Oh, shucks. How can I help?
I'm bad at presenting my medical advice.
My patients get too bored when I explain stuff.
Ah! Awful. I've seen quite enough.
You need a lot of help.
And lucky for you, I am just the guy to help you for a fee.
Deal.
Wow, even your handshake is boring.
Salesmanship is all about confidence.
I want you to walk up to someone and confidently state a lie.
But lying is bad.
Some lies are harmless.
Yeah, it's just an exercise, an experiment.
And with more confidence, I can help more people.
Because you can't say confidence without con.
- Or dance. Uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh. - I'm going for it.
Uh, uh.
Hey, Cindy.
I am the tallest person in the world.
Yeah, you're pretty tall, but I don't know.
More confidence.
I am the tallest person in the world.
You know what? Yeah, maybe you are.
Later.
Great stuff.
Now for the next step.
Actually, uh, I'm out of cash.
Oh, no worries. I accept cards.
Okay, yeah. That works.
That'll be $280.
What's the lesson here exactly?
Oh...
Good afternoon, fine sir.
Do you know what your problem is?
Oh, yeah. You know, I gotta get up there,
but my legs are just too short--
Wrong!
Your problem is that you need excitement in your life.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, my game console is up there.
I think... I think I just need a laugh--
Wrong! What you need is Cup-o-Snake!
Oh yeah! I need a... Wait, what?
Cup-o-Snake! It's a rolling pin,
a musical instrument, a fancy hat.
Whoa!
Plus, there's a snake inside.
Oh! Here, take my crypto.
I did it. I made a sale.
Excellent work, Mindy.
- You're finally ready to help people. - Snakes in hair!
Snakes in hair!
Meanwhile, across town...
Look, Daddy dearest.
Look what I drew.
Oh, sweetie, that's beautiful.
Oh, that's worth a nine-minute hug.
Oh, my gosh. What is this?
I cannot control my arms.
Don't leave me hanging.
This is a nightmare!
It is finally time to sign this historic bill
legalizing world peace.
Why is it, like, illegal in the first place?
Oh, you know, bureaucracy.
Huh? What's wrong, sir?
I don't know. Hit the panic button.
Sheesh!
We're gonna have to, like, incite panic by word of mouth.
Oh, we're a little late on that.
♪ Hey, everybody I'm doing my thing ♪
♪ I got a little song And a stretching routine ♪
Look, guys. That's my doctor.
♪ First, stretch your arms Up towards the sky ♪
♪ Grab your wrists And keep them high ♪
I don't know about this.
♪ Pull and stretch Now do it again ♪
♪ But with the other side Now you're a 10 out of 10 ♪
We're cured.
♪ Now that you're cured Be sure to tip ♪
♪ You'll all applaud After I do this flip ♪
Yeah!
Ah! Did you see that?
Being excited, it's so exciting.
That's the power of a good performance.
Now, the costs for this event are...
Ooh, I got a call from the bank.
My card is maxed out.
This mentorship has been a real pleasure, Lindy.
Bye-bye.
All right, world. This is my moment.
From the Reusable Background Studio
it's Healthy Health! With Dr. Cindy!
Hello, health heads.
We have an amazing show for you tonight.
Special guest...
Why is it just one word per card?
Never mind, I got this.
Special guest Inch High Private Eye
will talk about his condition
and I will cure it by juggling these dangerous swords.
Now, let's welcome our first guest,
food and diet expert, Dr. Yogi.
What's the latest food trend, Doc?
I'm so glad you asked.
It's called "The Four Course Sandwich."
Wow, that is some real science. Mmm.
Hi, Dr. Cindy.
Longtime patient, first time microphone user.
As patient zero of Noodle Arm Syndrome,
I am riddled with guilt.
How can I overcome that?
I have the perfect thing.
The awesome healing powers of this magnetic bracelet.
Ooh!
It cures any ailment you have by increasing your body's natural production
of Vermidochlorians'es'es.
Which is totally real.
Oh, wow. No need for this public apology, I guess.
Hey, look. Wally contracted another crazy disease.
Lasagna Legs.
Mmm.
All right.
You know what that sound means.
It means we've got a brand new disease.
Who's excited to be wicked sick?
Whoa, Bindy. You gotta do something.
I can't scam like this.
Uh, have you tried this snake-scented candle?
Ah, no! Confidence only goes so far.
You gotta use real science.
No, I won't go back to being boring Cindy again.
I am fun Cindy now. Fun Cindy, that's who I am.
That's who I am!
They don't understand.
I just wanna be liked. Why is life so hard?
My magnetic bracelet.
It's vibrating with patented crystal power.
You can do it, Cindy.
Whoa! You can talk?
No, you're having a public meltdown.
But that's not the point.
You gotta stop fighting who you really are.
You're smart and capable and--
You're right, magnetic bracelet.
Finally, I've got a best friend.
Let's bore these fools to tears.
Hello, everybody.
I've got some information I'd like to share with all of you.
Now, according to my trusty Book of Ailments,
this case of Lasagna Legs can be easily cured.
But to truly understand it,
I'm going to have to take you back to the 14th century
when the first lasagna was invented...
...by a berserk Italian man who...
In summation, to cure Lasagna Legs,
all you need is a good night's sleep.
Huh? What happened? I must have dozed off.
Aw, look at me.
My legs are 10% less delicious now.
You're all cured.
Bye, everyone. Thanks for listening.
Hey, Cindy Bear. Is it time for my segment, yet?
Ooh, I am so sorry.
Is the show over? Are you--