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[theme music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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[Wally Gator] Help, help!
Somebody help!
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[groans] Oh, hey, Dr. Cindy.
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I'd wave hello,
but my arms are haunted.
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Don't be silly, Wally.
Ghosts don't haunt limbs.
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They haunt large
real estate properties.
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Take a seat.
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Would you care
for a scalding hot drink?
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Oh, yes, please.
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- [drink hisses]
- [screams]
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Oh, whoops.
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Can you hold this
one-of-a-kind Faberge egg
while I clean this up?
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- Ah. Oh. Whoa!
- Grab it, Wally!
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- [egg shatters]
- Whoo.
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That was my inheritance.
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I'm sorry, Doc.
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I can't control my arms.
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Oh. Well, okay.
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Let's see what
my big Book of Ailments
has to say about this.
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It looks like you're
suffering from a case
of Noodle Arm Syndrome.
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Noodle Arm Syndrome?
Is it curable?
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It's simple, really.
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The human body is 80% bones
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and those bones need to be...
[mumbling indistinctly]
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[snoring]
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Huh? Heh? Oh.
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I'm gonna go get
a second opinion
from a less boring doctor.
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Boring? How dare
he call me boring!
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The nerve of him.
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Boring.
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I mean, come on.
I'm not boring.
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Would a boring doctor
have ordered
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double vanilla bean
ice cream?
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I mean, I don't think so.
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[Top Cat] Citizens
of Jellystone,
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Are you as dull as door nails?
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Has the spark
gone out in your eyes,
leaving you a lifeless husk?
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Do you want to take the pity
out of your pity party?
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Now, is anyone here
feeling less than?
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Ooh, ooh. Unga,
stress of modern life
really getting me down.
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Hair coming out in clumps.
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My friend, what you're
looking for is nature's
own miracle cure,
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snake cream.
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Snake cream is the one cream
with snakes in it
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that enriches your whole life.
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Ooh, ooh.
Me take all. [chuckles]
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- [snakes hissing]
- Yes.
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[chuckles] Heck, yes.
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Now, is there anyone
else out there?
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Any other lost, lonely soul
who feels like their life
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could use a little pizzazz?
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Or a lot of pizzazz?
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You know,
my life is pretty sweet,
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- but-- [screams]
- Oh, me! Me, me, me!
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Madam, you seem excited,
but you don't seem exciting.
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What you desire
is the revolutionary
new product known as
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snake cream!
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I'll take them all.
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And with that,
we are officially sold out.
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Thank you all.
Have a blessed day. No refunds.
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- Wait a minute.
Why did I want these?
- [hissing]
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[chuckling] And that was clean.
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Good job, gang.
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Hey, Top Cat, I wanted to--
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I said, "No refunds."
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Oh, it's not about that.
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I'm just in awe of your
abilities as a salesman.
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Isn't he the best?
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Oh, shucks. How can I help?
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I'm bad at presenting
my medical advice.
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My patients get too bored
when I explain stuff.
[mumbles indistinctly]
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Ah! Awful.
I've seen quite enough.
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You need a lot of help.
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And lucky for you,
I am just the guy
to help you for a fee.
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- [chuckles]
- Deal.
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Wow, even your handshake
is boring.
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[reading]
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Salesmanship is all
about confidence.
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I want you to walk
up to someone
and confidently state a lie.
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But lying is bad.
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Some lies are harmless.
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Yeah, it's just an exercise,
an experiment.
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And with more confidence,
I can help more people.
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Because you can't say
confidence without con.
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- Or dance.
Uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh.
- I'm going for it.
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Uh, uh.
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Hey, Cindy.
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I am the tallest person
in the world.
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Yeah, you're pretty tall,
but I don't know.
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More confidence.
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[breathes deeply]
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I am the tallest person
in the world.
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You know what?
Yeah, maybe you are.
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Later.
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Great stuff.
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Now for the next step.
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Actually, uh, I'm out of cash.
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Oh, no worries. I accept cards.
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Okay, yeah. That works.
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[Top Cat reading]
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That'll be $280.
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What's the lesson here exactly?
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Oh...
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- [reading]
- [huffing]
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Good afternoon, fine sir.
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Do you know
what your problem is?
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Oh, yeah. You know,
I gotta get up there,
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but my legs are
just too short--
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Wrong!
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Your problem is that you need
excitement in your life.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know,
my game console is up there.
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I think... I think
I just need a laugh--
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Wrong! What you need
is Cup-o-Snake!
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Oh yeah! I need a...
Wait, what?
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Cup-o-Snake!
It's a rolling pin,
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a musical instrument,
a fancy hat.
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Whoa!
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Plus, there's a snake inside.
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Oh! Here, take my crypto.
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[gasps]
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I did it. I made a sale.
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[hissing]
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Excellent work, Mindy.
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- You're finally ready
to help people.
- Snakes in hair!
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Snakes in hair!
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Meanwhile, across town...
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[Augie] Look, Daddy dearest.
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Look what I drew.
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Oh, sweetie, that's beautiful.
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Oh, that's worth
a nine-minute hug.
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Oh, my gosh. What is this?
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I cannot control my arms.
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Don't leave me hanging.
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This is a nightmare!
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It is finally time
to sign this historic bill
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legalizing world peace.
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Why is it, like, illegal
in the first place?
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[Huckleberry] Oh,
you know, bureaucracy.
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Huh? [stutters]
What's wrong, sir?
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I don't know.
Hit the panic button.
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[pants and grunts]
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Sheesh!
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We're gonna have to, like,
incite panic by word of mouth.
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- Oh, we're a little
late on that.
- [people screaming faintly]
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[funky music playing]
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♪ Hey, everybody
I'm doing my thing ♪
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♪ I got a little song
And a stretching routine ♪
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Look, guys. That's my doctor.
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♪ First, stretch your arms
Up towards the sky ♪
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♪ Grab your wrists
And keep them high ♪
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I don't know about this.
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♪ Pull and stretch
Now do it again ♪
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♪ But with the other side
Now you're a 10 out of 10 ♪
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- [all cheering]
- We're cured.
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♪ Now that you're cured
Be sure to tip ♪
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♪ You'll all applaud
After I do this flip ♪
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[grunts]
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- [all cheering]
- Yeah!
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[squeals] Ah! Did you see that?
[breathes heavily]
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Being excited,
it's so exciting.
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That's the power
of a good performance.
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Now, the costs
for this event are...
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Ooh, I got a call
from the bank.
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- My card is maxed out.
- [car door shuts]
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- This mentorship has been
a real pleasure, Lindy.
- [engine whirring]
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Bye-bye.
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All right, world.
This is my moment.
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[Yogi] From the Reusable
Background Studio
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it's Healthy Health!
With Dr. Cindy!
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Hello, health heads.
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[all cheering]
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We have an amazing show
for you tonight.
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Special guest...
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[reading]
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Why is it just
one word per card?
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Never mind, I got this.
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Special guest
Inch High Private Eye
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will talk about his condition
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- and I will cure it by juggling
these dangerous swords.
- [swords clang]
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Now, let's welcome
our first guest,
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- food and diet expert,
Dr. Yogi.
- [audience clapping]
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What's the latest
food trend, Doc?
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I'm so glad you asked.
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It's called "The Four
Course Sandwich."
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- Wow, that is
some real science.
- [gobbling] Mmm.
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Hi, Dr. Cindy.
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Longtime patient,
first time microphone user.
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[microphone feedback]
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As patient zero
of Noodle Arm Syndrome,
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I am riddled with guilt.
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How can I overcome that?
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I have the perfect thing.
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The awesome healing powers
of this magnetic bracelet.
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[audience exclaiming] Ooh!
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It cures any ailment
you have by increasing
your body's natural production
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of Vermidochlorians'es'es.
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Which is totally real.
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Oh, wow. No need for this
public apology, I guess.
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[grunts and thuds]
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Hey, look. Wally contracted
another crazy disease.
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Lasagna Legs.
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[gobbling] Mmm.
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- [siren blaring]
- All right.
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You know what that sound means.
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It means we've got
a brand new disease.
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Who's excited
to be wicked sick?
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[screaming]
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Whoa, Bindy.
You gotta do something.
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I can't scam like this.
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Uh, have you tried
this snake-scented candle?
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Ah, no!
Confidence only goes so far.
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You gotta use real science.
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No, I won't go back
to being boring Cindy again.
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I am fun Cindy now.
Fun Cindy, that's who I am.
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[crying] That's who I am!
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[wails] They don't understand.
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I just wanna be liked.
Why is life so hard?
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[bracelet vibrating]
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My magnetic bracelet.
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It's vibrating with
patented crystal power.
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You can do it, Cindy.
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Whoa! You can talk?
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No, you're having
a public meltdown.
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But that's not the point.
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You gotta stop fighting
who you really are.
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You're smart and capable and--
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You're right,
magnetic bracelet.
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Finally, I've got
a best friend.
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- Let's bore these fools
to tears.
- [remote beeps]
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[Top Cat grunts]
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[screaming]
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Hello, everybody.
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I've got some information
I'd like to share
with all of you.
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Now, according to my
trusty Book of Ailments,
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this case of Lasagna Legs
can be easily cured.
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But to truly understand it,
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I'm going to have to take you
back to the 14th century
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- when the first lasagna
was invented...
- [snoring]
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...by a berserk
Italian man who...
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[mumbles indistinctly]
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In summation,
to cure Lasagna Legs,
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- all you need is
a good night's sleep.
- [hissing]
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- [snoring]
- Huh? What happened?
I must have dozed off.
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Aw, look at me.
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My legs are 10%
less delicious now.
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You're all cured.
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[cheering]
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Bye, everyone.
Thanks for listening.
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Hey, Cindy Bear.
Is it time for my segment, yet?
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Ooh, I am so sorry.
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Is the show over? Are you--
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