1 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:22,772 [tires screeching] 2 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,325 [announcer] It's LAFF! 3 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:37,579 The competition between the team that loses every year, 4 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,872 Jellystone, 5 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,499 and their undefeated rivals, New Bedrock. 6 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:43,835 The winner is awarded a beautiful trophy. 7 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:48,548 But the losing town's mayor must wear the chicken suit of shame. 8 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,675 Especially embarrassing for Mayor Huck, 9 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,927 - given his family's tragic history with chickens. - [clucking] 10 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:54,554 LAFF! 11 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,557 I'm your host, Snagglepuss. 12 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:01,436 And I'm your host, Mildew-- Whoa! [huffing] 13 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,147 I was going to return this jacket. 14 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,232 And boy, do we have a fun day ahead. 15 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,693 We'll visit all your favorite games like 16 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:11,363 - the Chocolate Bar. - [shattering] 17 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,031 [Snagglepuss] Competitive reading. 18 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,450 Unga, unga, unga! Unga, unga, unga! 19 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:19,621 All events Jellystone was absolutely pummeled in. 20 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,582 Just like a gorilla would pummel a precious baby animal. 21 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,084 [animal squeaks] 22 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,710 But don't fret. 23 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:29,547 A reliable source told me this will be Jellystone's year. 24 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,633 [Huckleberry] All right. Gather round, everybody. 25 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:35,303 I just told Snagglepuss here that this will be Jellystone's year. 26 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:38,890 And this losing streak comes to an end today. 27 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,475 I think Huck's right. 28 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,895 We can't be beat with our unstoppable new team name, 29 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,398 the Yogi Yahooeys. 30 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,692 [sighs] We go over this every year. 31 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,360 No Yogi Yahooeys. 32 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,904 Do you at least want to see the uniforms? 33 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,406 No. Now, listen. 34 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,741 There's one piece of advice my pappy gave me 35 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,785 before being mauled by chickens. 36 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,869 He said-- 37 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,788 [honking] 38 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,044 The enemy has arrived. 39 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,587 Get your game faces on. 40 00:02:09,587 --> 00:02:10,672 [Jabberjaw] Eh. 41 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,843 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, 42 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,929 the all-time undefeated champions of the LAFF games, 43 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,432 the town of New Bedrock. 44 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,935 Orful Octopus, the stickiest tentacles in the west. 45 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:27,605 Daisy Mayhem, the maiden of destruction. 46 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,442 Magic Rabbit... a rabbit. 47 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,943 And a bunch of other people. 48 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,528 Oh, brother. 49 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,447 [announcer] But the most important of all, 50 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:40,160 the fearless, handsome and physically fit mayor of New Bedrock, 51 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,329 Dick Dastardly. 52 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,291 [giggles] Miss me? 53 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,127 About as much as I missed that chicken 54 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:52,130 that swindled my family out of the deed to our farm. 55 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,882 Oh, gooseberry. 56 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,634 I love how your hatred fills the air around me. 57 00:02:56,634 --> 00:03:00,055 It nourishes my soul. Mmm. [swallows] 58 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,515 Oh, it's like cinnamon. Kind of nutmeggy. Mmm. 59 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:05,393 I hope you enjoy the taste of defeat. 60 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,021 Maybe I will. [gobbling] 61 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,439 [gags] Too spicy. 62 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,191 And with that bit of drama out of the way, 63 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,318 let the games begin. 64 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,571 First, it's the baguette relay. 65 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,158 - On your marks, get set, go! - [gunshot] 66 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,494 - [Augie panting] - Yes, my darling girl. My sweet daughter. 67 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,329 She's flying. Come on, kiddo! 68 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,456 Bring home the bread. Oh! 69 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,249 - Augie, well done. - [Magic Rabbit cackles] 70 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,668 So long, suckers. 71 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,379 Daddy, did we lose the race? 72 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:35,215 Augie, as long as we have each other, we never lose. 73 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,424 Well, they lost. 74 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,218 Now, now, that's all right. 75 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,552 We're gonna win the next one. 76 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,388 Mildew, you say something. 77 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,515 It's time for archery. 78 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,685 The target is right over my heart. 79 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,857 Oh, that's all right. 80 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,734 I think the math still checks out in our favor. 81 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,362 Let's take a look here. Oh, no. 82 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,032 [Snagglepuss] All athletes line up for the sausage and onion burp! 83 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,159 Oh, this, we cannot fail. 84 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,036 Captain Caveman's our best burper. 85 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,288 How you feeling, Captain Caveman? 86 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,624 Me got [burps] this. 87 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,544 [Snagglepuss] Contestant One, burp away. 88 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,005 [gobbling] 89 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,050 Hmmm... Is that all-- 90 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,052 [loud burping] 91 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,432 [bell ringing] 92 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,269 [chuckling] 93 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,855 Beat that, boysenberry! 94 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,858 Unga, get ready for socks to be blown away. 95 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,901 [gobbling] 96 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,069 [thuds] 97 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,321 Here we go. 98 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,574 [stomach rumbling] 99 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:44,993 [huffs] 100 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,581 [sputtering] But... What happened? 101 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,750 Oh, it's okay, Huck. 102 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,169 We're horrifyingly disgraced every year. 103 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:58,131 We'll recover after we get through that long period of despair. 104 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,716 There's always next year. 105 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:04,929 There's always next year. 106 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,265 Where is that dang echo coming from? 107 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,600 It's not an echo. 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,101 It's an instant replay. 109 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,188 You can rewind to any point in the episode, see. 110 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,731 There's always next year. 111 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,860 Wait, what was that? Go back. 112 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,822 [laughing] 113 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:26,493 They replaced Captain Caveman's onion with a rock? 114 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,703 Show me the other replays. 115 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,960 [laughing] 116 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,338 New Bedrock ain't nothing but cheaters. 117 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,340 And if they were cheating and that... 118 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,592 Well, then that means... [gasps] 119 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:45,887 New Bedrock didn't win a single event fairly. 120 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,014 They even put glue on Augie and Doggie Daddy 121 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,475 because they know how much they love to hug. 122 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,727 - [chuckling] Oh. - [shirts squelching] 123 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,021 They cheated their way to victory, 124 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,191 and that's against the spirit of the LAFF games. 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,151 Wrong. 126 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,154 The spirit of the games is to embarrass your opponent at all costs. 127 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:07,033 I'm feeling unusually nice, so I'll make you a deal. 128 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,661 We'll do one last event, winner takes all. 129 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,621 If you win, the trophy is yours. 130 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,958 But if you lose, you'll have to wear the chicken suit 131 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,294 and rename your team to the Yogi Yahooeys. 132 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:19,838 Do we have a deal? 133 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,925 [agreeing and disagreeing] 134 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:29,180 - Deal. Oh, yeah. - [both chuckling] 135 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,724 All right, everybody huddle up. 136 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,393 If New Bedrock is gonna cheat their way to success, 137 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,229 well, we're gonna cheat right back. 138 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,689 [all gasp] 139 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,441 Uh... I don't know, Huck. 140 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,359 Is this the example we should be setting for the kids? 141 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:43,737 I'm gonna cheat my way through life. 142 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,864 I will stop at nothing to defend this town. 143 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,741 Okay, we're gonna go get ready then. 144 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,744 - Run, Augie. - [panting] 145 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,874 Victory is just one game away. 146 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,793 We'll see who the chickens are this year. 147 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,337 [clucking] 148 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,214 High drama, shocking revelations, tucked tails even... 149 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:06,301 It all comes to a head at our final event, 150 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,011 the lemonade surf. 151 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,388 [Mildew] Has anyone checked if it's actually lemonade? 152 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:12,057 That's Daisy Mayhem. 153 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,808 She's gonna be your biggest competitor. 154 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,728 Take this. Rub it all over Daisy Mayhem's board. 155 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,022 Dr. Pippy's? Isn't that banned in Mississippi? 156 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,734 Yes, Dr. Pippy's Xtra Slippy Soap is banned in Mississippi for being too slippy. 157 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,361 But don't get snippy with me, skippy. 158 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,072 But Mr. Mayor, I can't. 159 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,575 Hey, now. This don't feel good to me either. 160 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,077 Just like it didn't feel good 161 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,245 when a chicken threw my grandpappy off the cliff. 162 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,081 There's no other way. 163 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,667 [sighs] Okay. 164 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:39,918 Run along, now. 165 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,544 That board ain't gonna soap itself. 166 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,092 [spookily] Cheater! 167 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:48,259 [gasps] 168 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,097 Guilty! 169 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,556 [gasps] 170 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,101 Good job, Yakky. You're doing great! 171 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:56,935 Thanks. 172 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,978 You're going to jail, Yakky. 173 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,563 Oh! 174 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,028 [breathes deeply] 175 00:08:07,028 --> 00:08:08,697 Come on, Yakky. 176 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:11,533 This is a crime you can never wash away. 177 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,951 [yelps] 178 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,787 [sniffs] Only two things smell that way. 179 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,415 Barbecues and existential crisis. 180 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:20,959 [screaming] It burns! It burns! 181 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,460 She'll be fine in a few minutes. 182 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,629 My conscience is burning. 183 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,131 Oh, she'll be okay now. 184 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:30,218 If anyone is hearing this, I beg of you. Help me. 185 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,637 I'm coming, Yakky. 186 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,807 It ain't gonna soap itself. 187 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,560 For... Jellystone! 188 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,437 [panting] 189 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,023 It's crazy. One day, he just left the house and never came back. 190 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,149 Now, hold up. 191 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,484 Where's Huck headed to in such a rush? 192 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,486 I'm coming, Yakky. 193 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,989 [Snagglepuss] Why, he's headed straight for the chocolate bars. 194 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,492 Look at that hound fly and he sticks the landing. 195 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,244 On to the live target. 196 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,122 [Snagglepuss] Right on the bull's-eye. 197 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,832 I'm gonna need a doctor. 198 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,001 This dog is on a mission. 199 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,461 [grunting] 200 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,504 - Wait, wait. - [grunting] 201 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,548 I'll handle this, Yakky. 202 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,259 [Snagglepuss] It appears Huck has entered as a surprise contestant. 203 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,178 A last-minute addition, even. 204 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,846 He's doing it. 205 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,223 I'm actually gonna win this. 206 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,353 Get off my board! 207 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,896 [Huckleberry screaming] 208 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:29,652 [Snagglepuss] And Daisy Mayhem wins! 209 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,987 [all gasp] 210 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,951 He sacrificed everything. 211 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,173 It's not lemonade! 212 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,219 [moaning] Oh, victory. 213 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:59,224 Such a beautiful lady, she is. Isn't she, Huck? 214 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:03,061 This is sadder than when that chicken stood up my sister at the altar. 215 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:07,273 [all laughing] 216 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,487 [clucking] 217 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,822 Howdy. 218 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,699 Why are you all doing this? 219 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,200 You never gave up on us. 220 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,285 So, how could we give up on you? 221 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,497 Now that's the Jellystone winning spirit. 222 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:23,748 [clucks] 223 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,084 [clucking] 224 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,210 T-shirt! 225 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:28,837 [all clucking] 226 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,964 Hey, stop this at once! 227 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,842 This is gonna be one of my famous migraines. 228 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,260 - Disgusting. - [scoffing] 229 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:35,969 Yuck. 230 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,013 Hey, they're leaving. 231 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,431 [all] Yay! 232 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:43,476 All thanks to the good, good people of Jellystone. 233 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,021 Well, we may not have won, but it-- 234 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,106 And now, a word from our sponsors: 235 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,275 "Come stop by Yogi's merch stand 236 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:53,903 and pick up your very own Yogi Yahooey uniform. 237 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,073 Available in small, extra, small and constrictive." 238 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,826 Thank you so much. Have a great night. 239 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,120 [theme music playing]