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Oh, my gosh.
I couldn't believe it.
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There I was
on the hottest date of my life.
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And then he left me right
in the middle of the movie
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and right in the middle
of the popcorn bucket.
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Again.
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Girlfriend,
he disrespected you.
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There is no need
to cry after that.
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Give me your phone.
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Contact deleted. Boom!
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And, and, and, and...
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And I tried on this dress
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and I looked
in the mirror and--
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Girlfriend, you are a strong,
powerful, beautiful woman.
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I am.
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Self-esteem boosted. Boom!
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Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.
I am overcome with emotion.
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I am shutting down.
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Power restored.
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I am back and ready
to go to Palm Springs.
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Boom!
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You know, it's not easy being
the best of the best friends,
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but somebody's gotta do it.
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Oh, this show
gets me every time.
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It totally speaks
to our demographic.
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The fashion is fire.
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Mmm! And the topical humor.
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Ooh, and the hot men!
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Cool down, Jabber.
You are melting my ice cream.
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Girls, this may be
the Rocky Road talking,
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but when they say,
"Girl, you my friend",
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I mean, to be honest,
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that's how I feel
about you ladies.
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Because girls,
you are my friends.
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Aw.
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Okay, that's enough.
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You know what else
I love about the show?
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I love how there's a character
for each of us to relate to.
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I mean, obviously
I'm the Elektra
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because like, obviously.
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And Jabber, you are totally--
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Elektra.
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Oh, really?
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Because I always saw you
as more of a Flirtacia.
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Girl, you my friend,
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but I have
main character energy for real.
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Um, not to be
a nerd...
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But technically,
I would probably be Elektra
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because she is super smart
and a girl boss like me.
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And I'm a doctor.
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Charlie The Robot.
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- What?
- She called you
Charlie The Robot.
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Oh, snap.
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And Loopy,
I suppose you're Elektra too?
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No. I always saw myself
more as a Zelda.
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The over-the-top
crazy emotional ostrich.
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Oh, finally,
someone's talking some sense.
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Well, in my opinion,
there can't be three Elektras,
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because that would upset
the laws of nature.
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I guess we'll just all have
to agree to disagree.
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Uh-uh. I disagree to disagree.
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I am the best
of the best friends.
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Girlfriends, please.
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You are killing
my ice cream buzz.
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Why don't you take it outside?
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You know what?
That is actually perfect.
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Okay, let's let
the world decide.
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Whoever gets
the most good deeds done
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will be crowned the new Elektra
of our friend group.
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Girl, it's on.
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May the best friend win!
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Come on. Uh, I don't want
to drop these sandwiches.
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Whoa!
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Almost got it.
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Boom!
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Oh, thanks, Cindy.
What's up?
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Oh, just doing
what I always do, Yogi.
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Helping out.
Spreading friendship.
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It's the same thing
you're doing
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by delivering lunch
to everyone.
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Yeah, to everyone.
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I guess you could say
I'm a pretty amazing friend.
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Yeah, I guess you could.
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And I guess you could say
I probably deserve a sandwich.
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Nope.
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It's not easy being
the best of the best friends,
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but somebody's gotta do it.
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Oh, it's on.
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Even.
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Hey, Snagglepuss.
Do you have any problems?
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I, like,
want to hear everything.
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It's hard to say
that I'd rather stay awake
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when I'm asleep
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'cause everything is never
as it seems.
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When I fall asleep.
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Okay, that literally
makes no sense.
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I suppose that's just
a long way of saying
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I could use a hug.
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Yeah, no.
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I'm not actually
gonna touch you.
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Oh, but I can offer you
a 20% discount card
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to Hugs R Us.
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Oh, my gosh.
Thank you, Squiddly.
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I... Oh!
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Yeah, I guess you could say
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I'm the best
of the best friends.
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Oh, it's on.
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Hey, girlfriend.
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Hey, Jabber.
Spandex looks good on you.
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Thanks. I can't breathe.
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But what I can do is give
excellent customer service
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worthy of being called
"Elektra Service".
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Elektra Service?
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Ooh! That sounds fancier
than a $5 bill.
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Oh, it is.
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And like anything trendy,
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it starts with
the perfect hat, honey.
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Whoo-whee!
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This hat fits my head
better than a $5 bill.
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Ooh, and how about this scarf?
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Here, take a seat.
Let me massage your feet.
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Mud mask?
Ketchup and mustard mask?
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And voila!
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It's a new you, girl. Yes!
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Ooh! I look sharp
as a $5 bill.
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I guess you could say
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I'm the best
of the best friends.
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Ladies,
I bet y'all are wonderin'
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why I called y'all here today.
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I know y'all are super serious
about being friendly,
but listen.
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Y'all donated so many toys
to the children's toy drive,
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we can't even find
the real children.
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We got doors
that are held open so much
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that the electric bills
are through the roof.
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And to top it all off,
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y'all have donated
way more blood
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than is recommended
by a doctor.
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I still have
more blood to give.
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Bottom line is,
the city can't handle
this many good deed doers.
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Well, you could
end it right now
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if you just
declare me the Elektra.
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As if.
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Oh, my goodness.
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- Whatever.
- Talk to the hand.
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You did not just tell me
to talk to your hand.
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Um, talk to my other hand.
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Now, now, ladies.
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Sounds like
there's only one way
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to heal your friendship.
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Duct tape.
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No. Y'all got to hug it out.
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At the Jellystone
Friendship Colosseum.
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The what?
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The Friendship Colosseum.
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Jellystone's
world famous arena,
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where best friends
with petty disagreements
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kiss and make up
on the global stage,
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erected just
for this one episode.
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I'm your host with the most,
Snagglepuss.
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And I'm the host with nothing,
Mildew Wolf.
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And let's just say
today's event is a doozy.
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We've got three contenders,
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all vying
to be crowned Elektra,
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the best of the best friends.
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Prepare to egg on
these brave besties
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as they prove
their ladylike elegance
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with a traditional
British tea service.
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And cakes, even.
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Then, it's all aboard
for an exclusive spa day,
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where these three amigas
will trade hot goss...
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And hot wax!
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...as they massage
their friendship.
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And finally,
the ladies will break down
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their greatest friendship
moments over ice cream
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and their favorite show.
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Watching friends together
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makes mein belly
feel all warm inside.
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All right.
The ladies are stepping off
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of their platforms
and moving into position.
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Looks like
they're going to start
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by politely pulling out
each other's chairs.
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It's times like these
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where I sort of wish
I had a friend.
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- After you.
- Oh, no.
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After you, friend.
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Oh, friend, no,
I couldn't possibly.
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- Cindy.
- Please.
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It's Elektra, and ladies first.
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I am not a lady.
I'm Elektra and I insist.
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As the actual Elektra,
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I insist.
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No, I insist.
And I'm a doctor.
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Daddy. Eyes.
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My belly is no longer warm.
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Ooh, you want some tea, friend?
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Let me pour you some!
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You take sugar
in your tea, homie?
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One lump or 2,000?
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Whoa!
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How about
some lady fingers, ladies?
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Hiyah!
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Have some ice cream, friend.
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- Relax with a pillow, pal!
- Ow!
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Rocky Road? Ha!
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Oh!
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Let me treat you
to a spa day.
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00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,713
Why won't you just admit
I'm the nicest one here?
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No, I'm the nicest one.
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00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,425
And I will ruin you
for saying otherwise.
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I'm the nicest one!
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Oh, my. Oh, dear, even!
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I just wanted
to see people hug.
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Do I still look like Elektra?
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Being the best
of the best friends
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is more painful
than I thought it would be.
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But if we don't keep trying,
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how will we know
who the real Elektra is?
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Foolish mortals,
I'm the real Elektra.
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Whoa.
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Ooh, can I get
your autograph on my belly?
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No, not after the way
you've been acting.
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00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,060
We're acting like you.
222
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,063
No. You were acting like fools.
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Friends care
about each other.
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00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,775
It's like you guys
totally forgot that.
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Oh, my gosh.
The TV Elektra is right.
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You guys are my friends.
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And I was trying
to eat you.
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- Wait, what?
- Group hug!
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I'm sorry.
I love you guys.
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Aw, we love you too.
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You know, sometimes
a hug can heal the world.
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Just remember this.
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There can only be one Elektra!
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And I have super powers
and I'm on TV, duh.
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But Loopy, you'd totally make
a cute Zelda.
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You're even more crazy
and over-the-top than me.
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I knew it. I knew it!
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00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:48,231
Wow, that Elektra
is one cool dude.
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It's me though, right?
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And just like that,
it's the end even.
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Yay!