Oh, my gosh. I couldn't believe it.
There I was on the hottest date of my life.
And then he left me right in the middle of the movie
and right in the middle of the popcorn bucket.
Again.
Girlfriend, he disrespected you.
There is no need to cry after that.
Give me your phone.
Contact deleted. Boom!
And, and, and, and...
And I tried on this dress
and I looked in the mirror and--
Girlfriend, you are a strong, powerful, beautiful woman.
I am.
Self-esteem boosted. Boom!
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. I am overcome with emotion.
I am shutting down.
Power restored.
I am back and ready to go to Palm Springs.
Boom!
You know, it's not easy being the best of the best friends,
but somebody's gotta do it.
Oh, this show gets me every time.
It totally speaks to our demographic.
The fashion is fire.
Mmm! And the topical humor.
Ooh, and the hot men!
Cool down, Jabber. You are melting my ice cream.
Girls, this may be the Rocky Road talking,
but when they say, "Girl, you my friend",
I mean, to be honest,
that's how I feel about you ladies.
Because girls, you are my friends.
Aw.
Okay, that's enough.
You know what else I love about the show?
I love how there's a character for each of us to relate to.
I mean, obviously I'm the Elektra
because like, obviously.
And Jabber, you are totally--
Elektra.
Oh, really?
Because I always saw you as more of a Flirtacia.
Girl, you my friend,
but I have main character energy for real.
Um, not to be a nerd...
But technically, I would probably be Elektra
because she is super smart and a girl boss like me.
And I'm a doctor.
Charlie The Robot.
- What? - She called you Charlie The Robot.
Oh, snap.
And Loopy, I suppose you're Elektra too?
No. I always saw myself more as a Zelda.
The over-the-top crazy emotional ostrich.
Oh, finally, someone's talking some sense.
Well, in my opinion, there can't be three Elektras,
because that would upset the laws of nature.
I guess we'll just all have to agree to disagree.
Uh-uh. I disagree to disagree.
I am the best of the best friends.
Girlfriends, please.
You are killing my ice cream buzz.
Why don't you take it outside?
You know what? That is actually perfect.
Okay, let's let the world decide.
Whoever gets the most good deeds done
will be crowned the new Elektra of our friend group.
Girl, it's on.
May the best friend win!
Come on. Uh, I don't want to drop these sandwiches.
Whoa!
Almost got it.
Boom!
Oh, thanks, Cindy. What's up?
Oh, just doing what I always do, Yogi.
Helping out. Spreading friendship.
It's the same thing you're doing
by delivering lunch to everyone.
Yeah, to everyone.
I guess you could say I'm a pretty amazing friend.
Yeah, I guess you could.
And I guess you could say I probably deserve a sandwich.
Nope.
It's not easy being the best of the best friends,
but somebody's gotta do it.
Oh, it's on.
Even.
Hey, Snagglepuss. Do you have any problems?
I, like, want to hear everything.
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake
when I'm asleep
'cause everything is never as it seems.
When I fall asleep.
Okay, that literally makes no sense.
I suppose that's just a long way of saying
I could use a hug.
Yeah, no.
I'm not actually gonna touch you.
Oh, but I can offer you a 20% discount card
to Hugs R Us.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you, Squiddly.
I... Oh!
Yeah, I guess you could say
I'm the best of the best friends.
Oh, it's on.
Hey, girlfriend.
Hey, Jabber. Spandex looks good on you.
Thanks. I can't breathe.
But what I can do is give excellent customer service
worthy of being called "Elektra Service".
Elektra Service?
Ooh! That sounds fancier than a $5 bill.
Oh, it is.
And like anything trendy,
it starts with the perfect hat, honey.
Whoo-whee!
This hat fits my head better than a $5 bill.
Ooh, and how about this scarf?
Here, take a seat. Let me massage your feet.
Mud mask? Ketchup and mustard mask?
And voila!
It's a new you, girl. Yes!
Ooh! I look sharp as a $5 bill.
I guess you could say
I'm the best of the best friends.
Ladies, I bet y'all are wonderin'
why I called y'all here today.
I know y'all are super serious about being friendly, but listen.
Y'all donated so many toys to the children's toy drive,
we can't even find the real children.
We got doors that are held open so much
that the electric bills are through the roof.
And to top it all off,
y'all have donated way more blood
than is recommended by a doctor.
I still have more blood to give.
Bottom line is, the city can't handle this many good deed doers.
Well, you could end it right now
if you just declare me the Elektra.
As if.
Oh, my goodness.
- Whatever. - Talk to the hand.
You did not just tell me to talk to your hand.
Um, talk to my other hand.
Now, now, ladies.
Sounds like there's only one way
to heal your friendship.
Duct tape.
No. Y'all got to hug it out.
At the Jellystone Friendship Colosseum.
The what?
The Friendship Colosseum.
Jellystone's world famous arena,
where best friends with petty disagreements
kiss and make up on the global stage,
erected just for this one episode.
I'm your host with the most, Snagglepuss.
And I'm the host with nothing, Mildew Wolf.
And let's just say today's event is a doozy.
We've got three contenders,
all vying to be crowned Elektra,
the best of the best friends.
Prepare to egg on these brave besties
as they prove their ladylike elegance
with a traditional British tea service.
And cakes, even.
Then, it's all aboard for an exclusive spa day,
where these three amigas will trade hot goss...
And hot wax!
...as they massage their friendship.
And finally, the ladies will break down
their greatest friendship moments over ice cream
and their favorite show.
Watching friends together
makes mein belly feel all warm inside.
All right. The ladies are stepping off
of their platforms and moving into position.
Looks like they're going to start
by politely pulling out each other's chairs.
It's times like these
where I sort of wish I had a friend.
- After you. - Oh, no.
After you, friend.
Oh, friend, no, I couldn't possibly.
- Cindy. - Please.
It's Elektra, and ladies first.
I am not a lady. I'm Elektra and I insist.
As the actual Elektra,
I insist.
No, I insist. And I'm a doctor.
Daddy. Eyes.
My belly is no longer warm.
Ooh, you want some tea, friend?
Let me pour you some!
You take sugar in your tea, homie?
One lump or 2,000?
Whoa!
How about some lady fingers, ladies?
Hiyah!
Have some ice cream, friend.
- Relax with a pillow, pal! - Ow!
Rocky Road? Ha!
Oh!
Let me treat you to a spa day.
Why won't you just admit I'm the nicest one here?
No, I'm the nicest one.
And I will ruin you for saying otherwise.
I'm the nicest one!
Oh, my. Oh, dear, even!
I just wanted to see people hug.
Do I still look like Elektra?
Being the best of the best friends
is more painful than I thought it would be.
But if we don't keep trying,
how will we know who the real Elektra is?
Foolish mortals, I'm the real Elektra.
Whoa.
Ooh, can I get your autograph on my belly?
No, not after the way you've been acting.
We're acting like you.
No. You were acting like fools.
Friends care about each other.
It's like you guys totally forgot that.
Oh, my gosh. The TV Elektra is right.
You guys are my friends.
And I was trying to eat you.
- Wait, what? - Group hug!
I'm sorry. I love you guys.
Aw, we love you too.
You know, sometimes a hug can heal the world.
Just remember this.
There can only be one Elektra!
And I have super powers and I'm on TV, duh.
But Loopy, you'd totally make a cute Zelda.
You're even more crazy and over-the-top than me.
I knew it. I knew it!
Wow, that Elektra is one cool dude.
It's me though, right?
And just like that, it's the end even.
Yay!