So, kids, that's how this universe was created.
Any questions?
So, like, which one's Hanna and which one's Barbera again?
Well, that's a-- Help!
Children! Someone's in trouble.
I must go.
For now, watch this culturally dubious movie
from the '80s until I get back.
Help me! Help!
Aw, man, I spilled my boba tea all over the steering wheel again.
Peter! I'll save you!
Let me just get a big net or something--
Ow!
Sorry, I thought you said jump.
Luckily, I activated my core muscles before you landed.
As you know, the core muscles are the most important part--
So, I know you're in pain, but there's actually some good news.
You've done something we've never seen before.
You've broken every bone in your body!
Your bones are mostly paste now.
But for some reason,
your skull is now in your left foot?
But just think of all the gelatin you'll get to eat.
I mean, we got a new flavor,
beige!
You're not to move, or breathe...
...and you'll have to take this nondescript medication for basically a year.
You should be fine.
A whole year?
Who will teach the students?
- Their brains will never be stimulated. -
And if they're not stimulated,
their brains will simply just fly
- right out of their little ears. -
Fly right on over to an island to have tropical drinks and fancy hors d'oeuvres.
They'll never come back!
Doofa, doofa, doofa, doofa.
No, no, no, no, no!
I won't let Doofus Island happen again!
Just got to get up.
It seems I have no choice
but to call a substitute teacher.
Let me see here.
Too fly.
Not fly enough.
He's a talking car...
Ah, Hadji!
The right amount of fly and owes me a favor.
Jonny, take that wallpaper down. It's tacky.
I don't care how much it shows we love bowling.
It just shows we have no taste.
Okay! I'm cool.
I'm cool. I'm cool, man.
Take it down! Take it down!
You know how uncomfortable I am with PDA.
Hadji, you finally picked up.
There was a crushing incident...
...and I need you to substitute teach for me.
Oh, come on, Hadji.
Doofus Island is happening again. Please!
Hmm?
Ah! Let go, Jonny.
No, no!
Okay.
Oh, Hadji, my super-fly friend, thank you.
This must be our substitute teacher.
He kinda smells like Shag's lunch from today.
Pickled critter eggs are delicious
and a totally normal thing to eat, okay?
Mr. Ruuugh-Raaawwhhh, can I go to the bathroom?
Huh?
Something has activated my teacher sense.
Hmm.
What is Hadji teaching them?
Must be math, none of them like that...
Wait.
That's not Hadji.
That's a mummy!
The third scariest of all the undead monsters.
Oh, no, he's hypnotized them with his evil mummy powers.
And now, they are all doing his dark bidding.
Ooh, I like the hats though.
Well, Mr. Jinks, guess you can check mummy attack off our Town Destruction Bingo now.
Yes, sir.
Wow, that was like a--
Well, Mr. Jinks, I guess you can cross
plague beetles stealing the bingo board off the bingo board.
On it, sir.
Mmm.
Hmm?
Me on new diet where me can eat anything except for bugs.
Oh, no, me diet!
Oh, no! It's like I'm in an isekai anime,
and not the good ones.
He's making them build their own tomb.
I have to stop him.
I'm coming, my children!
So, the good news is
there's a new flavor of gelatin.
It's plague beetle.
And the bad news is you're more broken than you were before.
Please, the mummy.
The children! Doofus Island! Please!
Use your magical science and heal me!
Uh, well, I suppose we could do
all of the physical therapy all at once?
Oh, wait, you're serious?
Yes.
It's highly risky, but it might just work.
Yes! Think of the studies,
the tests. The awards!
Dang, girl, you twisted.
Get ready for the third-worst pain you've ever been in.
More.
It's working. It's working!
More!
So, how do you feel?
I feel--
I've never been so broken before.
But I just can't do this alone.
If only there were three people who could help me.
Three people standing in the same room with me,
who are all different levels of fly, who could...
You guys didn't have to do this.
This is so nice of you. Thank you.
Uh, but, uh, why is Boo Boo on my lap?
We found that Boo Boo's presence lowers people's blood pressure.
Technically, I'm a service animal.
I'm coming to save you, my children.
Oh, no.
It's a hallway full of booby traps.
There's venomous snakes,
a loop-da-loop water slide where the water's uncomfortably warm.
A public gym locker room!
Can any of you check out this mole on my back?
Granny's who won't stop bragging about their grandkids.
My grandson, D'Artagnan, works in finance.
More snakes, but with hats.
All right, Kabong, you stay here.
We'll go ahead and deactivate the traps.
- We will? - It's our job as medical professionals
to see our patients through to the end.
It is?
Guys, there appears to be some sort of ancient Egyptian shortcut over here.
I'll go check it out.
There's that fiend with the kids.
Time to get a jump on him
with a sneak attack.
But he'll never see me.
Like a silent ninja, I'm sneaking up behind him.
He'll never see me coming.
I... I will take him completely by surprise.
- Hmm? - I...
I may be in absolute and permanent pain,
but I am filled with strength from the children.
Kabong!
Okay, actually, that wasn't children's strength.
I think that was the nondescript medication kicking in.
Oh, no! What did you do to Mr. Ruuugh-Raaawwhhh?
Yeah, man.
You can't just run up bonkin' people on the head like that.
Who raised you?
You have fallen in the eyes of my esteem today.
Wait, you were actually teaching?
Mm-hmm. He was teaching us
all kinds of stuff about mummy culture.
Like hieroglyphics and...
And building this giant pyramid.
And he even taught us how to make our eyes glow.
Which is a lot cooler than when you're teaching us readin' and writin'.
And he taught us how to spit up scarab beetles.
I have misjudged you.
I thought that you looked just like an evil undead monster.
But seeing me, looking just like an undead evil monster,
and behaving just as poorly, here in the dark dungeon,
on the days of the week when we all can get together
and have a fight. Maybe, I don't know.
Does anyone else
feel like it's a little hot in here?
Maybe there's a...
A thermostat we could turn up?
Also, who likes to watch shows about home renovations?
I was watching this new show,
and they actually, totally knocked out the kitchen
when I was like, "They should not be doing that.
The kitchen was perfectly fine the way it was."
But nobody listened to me.
Sorry, everyone.
He's on a lot of nondescript medication right now.
Look at you.
You're a talking bear.
Oh, my goodness, this is crazy.
Ooh, it's time for a pizza party!
♪ Get jelly, get jelly ♪