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[tires screeching]
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So, kids, that's how
this universe was created.
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Any questions?
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So, like, which one's Hanna
and which one's Barbera again?
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- Well, that's a--
- [Peter Potamus screaming]
Help!
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Help!
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Children! Someone's in trouble.
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I must go.
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For now, watch this
culturally dubious movie
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- from the '80s until
I get back.
- [dog grunting]
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[Peter Potamus screaming]
Help me! Help!
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Aw, man, I spilled
my boba tea all over
the steering wheel again.
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Peter! I'll save you!
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Let me just get a big net
or something--
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Ow!
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Sorry, I thought you said jump.
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Luckily, I activated
my core muscles
before you landed.
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As you know,
the core muscles are
the most important part--
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So, I know you're in pain,
but there's actually
some good news.
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You've done something
we've never seen before.
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You've broken
every bone in your body!
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[party music playing]
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- [music stops]
- Your bones
are mostly paste now.
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But for some reason,
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your skull is now
in your left foot?
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But just think of all
the gelatin you'll get to eat.
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I mean, we got a new flavor,
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beige!
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[crunching]
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- You're not to move,
or breathe...
- [Boo Boo slurping]
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...and you'll have to take
this nondescript medication
for basically a year.
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You should be fine.
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[all laughing]
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A whole year?
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Who will teach the students?
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- Their brains will
never be stimulated.
- [children clamoring]
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And if they're not stimulated,
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their brains will
simply just fly
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- right out
of their little ears.
- [exclaims]
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Fly right on over to an island
to have tropical drinks
and fancy hors d'oeuvres.
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They'll never come back!
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[all] Doofa,
doofa, doofa, doofa.
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[gasps] No, no, no, no, no!
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- I won't let Doofus Island
happen again!
- [glass shatters]
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Just got to get up.
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- [back bone cracks]
- [groaning]
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It seems I have no choice
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but to call
a substitute teacher.
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[sighs] Let me see here.
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Too fly.
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Not fly enough.
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[sighs] He's a talking car...
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Ah, Hadji!
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The right amount of fly
and owes me a favor.
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[phone beeps]
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Jonny, take that wallpaper
down. It's tacky.
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I don't care how much
it shows we love bowling.
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It just shows we have no taste.
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Okay! I'm cool.
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I'm cool. I'm cool, man.
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Take it down! Take it down!
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You know how uncomfortable
I am with PDA.
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- [crashing]
- [telephone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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- [Mummy groans]
- [telephone ringing]
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- [roaring]
- [ringing continues]
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[coughs]
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[groans]
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Hadji, you finally picked up.
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- There was
a crushing incident...
- [sniffs]
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...and I need you
to substitute teach for me.
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[groans]
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Oh, come on, Hadji.
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Doofus Island is happening
again. Please!
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[grunts] Hmm?
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Ah! Let go, Jonny.
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No, no!
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[grunting]
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Okay.
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Oh, Hadji, my super-fly friend,
thank you.
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[ringing]
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[children chattering
and laughing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[groaning]
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This must be
our substitute teacher.
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He kinda smells like
Shag's lunch from today.
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Pickled critter eggs
are delicious
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and a totally normal thing
to eat, okay?
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[groaning]
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[screeching]
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[all groaning]
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[groaning]
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Mr. Ruuugh-Raaawwhhh,
can I go to the bathroom?
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[groaning]
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[all screaming]
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[faint screaming]
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Huh?
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Something has activated
my teacher sense.
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Hmm.
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- What is Hadji teaching them?
- [Mummy roars]
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[El Kabong] Must be math,
none of them like that...
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- Wait.
- [children screaming]
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- [El Kabong] That's not Hadji.
- [Mummy roars]
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That's a mummy!
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- The third scariest
of all the undead monsters.
- [Mummy groans]
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Oh, no, he's hypnotized them
with his evil mummy powers.
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- And now, they are all doing
his dark bidding.
- [people screaming]
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Ooh, I like the hats though.
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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Well, Mr. Jinks, guess you can
check mummy attack off
our Town Destruction Bingo now.
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Yes, sir.
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- [beetles buzzing]
- [yelps]
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Wow, that was like a--
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[screams]
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Well, Mr. Jinks, I guess
you can cross
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plague beetles
stealing the bingo board
off the bingo board.
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[Mr. Jinks] On it, sir.
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[Wally Gator] Mmm.
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Hmm?
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Me on new diet where me can eat
anything except for bugs.
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[both choking]
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Oh, no, me diet!
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Oh, no! It's like
I'm in an isekai anime,
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and not the good ones.
[screams]
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[eerie music playing]
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[gasps] He's making them
build their own tomb.
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I have to stop him.
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I'm coming, my children!
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- [machine beeping]
- So, the good news is
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there's a new flavor
of gelatin.
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It's plague beetle.
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And the bad news is
you're more broken
than you were before.
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[party music playing]
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- [music stops]
- Please, the mummy.
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The children!
Doofus Island! Please!
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Use your magical science
and heal me!
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Uh, well, I suppose we could do
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all of the physical therapy
all at once?
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[laughs] Oh, wait,
you're serious?
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[Cindy] Yes.
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It's highly risky,
but it might just work.
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Yes! Think of the studies,
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the tests. The awards!
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[laughs maniacally]
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[thunderclap]
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Dang, girl, you twisted.
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Get ready
for the third-worst pain
you've ever been in.
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[grunting]
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More.
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[El Kabong grunts]
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It's working. It's working!
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[grunting]
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More!
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[groans anxiously]
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[honking]
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[grunting]
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More!
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[chomping]
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[Cindy] So, how do you feel?
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- I feel--
- [bones snapping]
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[screaming]
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I've never been
so broken before.
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But I just can't do this alone.
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If only there were three people
who could help me.
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Three people standing
in the same room with me,
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who are all different
levels of fly, who could...
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You guys didn't have
to do this.
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This is so nice of you.
Thank you.
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Uh, but, uh,
why is Boo Boo on my lap?
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We found
that Boo Boo's presence
lowers people's blood pressure.
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Technically,
I'm a service animal.
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I'm coming to save you,
my children.
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- [gasps] Oh, no.
- [gasps]
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It's a hallway
full of booby traps.
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There's venomous snakes,
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a loop-da-loop water slide
where the water's
uncomfortably warm.
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A public gym locker room!
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Can any of you check out
this mole on my back?
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[El Kabong] Granny's who
won't stop bragging
about their grandkids.
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My grandson, D'Artagnan,
works in finance.
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[El Kabong] More snakes,
but with hats.
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All right, Kabong,
you stay here.
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We'll go ahead
and deactivate the traps.
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- We will?
- It's our job
as medical professionals
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to see our patients
through to the end.
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It is?
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[Cindy, Yogi
and Boo Boo screaming]
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[pounding and thudding]
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Guys, there appears to be
some sort of ancient Egyptian
shortcut over here.
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I'll go check it out.
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There's that fiend
with the kids.
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Time to get a jump on him
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with a sneak attack.
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[groaning and screaming]
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But he'll never see me.
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Like a silent ninja,
I'm sneaking up behind him.
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He'll never see me coming.
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[panting] I... I will take him
completely by surprise.
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- Hmm?
- I...
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I may be in absolute
and permanent pain,
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but I am filled with strength
from the children.
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- Kabong!
- [grunts]
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Okay, actually, that wasn't
children's strength.
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I think that was
the nondescript medication
kicking in.
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Oh, no! What did you do
to Mr. Ruuugh-Raaawwhhh?
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Yeah, man.
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You can't just run up
bonkin' people
on the head like that.
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Who raised you?
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- You have fallen in the eyes
of my esteem today.
- [Mummy whirs]
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[groans]
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[groaning angrily]
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Wait, you were
actually teaching?
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Mm-hmm. He was teaching us
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all kinds of stuff
about mummy culture.
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Like hieroglyphics and...
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And building
this giant pyramid.
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And he even taught us
how to make our eyes glow.
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Which is a lot cooler
than when you're teaching
us readin' and writin'.
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And he taught us how
to spit up scarab beetles.
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[coughs]
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[groaning]
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[gasps]
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I have misjudged you.
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I thought that you looked just
like an evil undead monster.
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But seeing me,
looking just like
an undead evil monster,
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and behaving just as poorly,
here in the dark dungeon,
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on the days of the week
when we all can get together
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and have a fight. Maybe,
I don't know.
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[huffs] Does anyone else
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feel like it's a little
hot in here?
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[exhales] Maybe there's a...
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A thermostat we could turn up?
[chuckles]
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Also, who likes to watch shows
about home renovations?
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[chuckles] I was watching
this new show,
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and they actually, totally
knocked out the kitchen
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when I was like,
"They should not be doing that.
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The kitchen was perfectly fine
the way it was."
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But nobody listened to me.
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Sorry, everyone.
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He's on a lot of nondescript
medication right now.
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Look at you.
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You're a talking bear.
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Oh, my goodness, this is crazy.
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Ooh, it's time
for a pizza party!
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- [party music playing]
- ♪ Get jelly, get jelly ♪
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[all cheering]
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[theme music playing]