1 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,772 [tires screeching] 2 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:40,165 [singing] ♪ Another perfect mornin' ♪ 3 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ For wakin' up my daughter ♪ 4 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,920 ♪ Another lovely day of being loved by the best father ♪ 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,131 ♪ I paid that bird to sing for you ♪ 6 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,175 [bird chirping] 7 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,886 ♪ This is why I'm never blue ♪ 8 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,512 [bird chirping] 9 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,514 ♪ A breakfast that consists of smiles ♪ 10 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:58,475 [Augie] ♪ A dad that goes the extra mile ♪ 11 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,643 ♪ A daughter that's so pure and sweet ♪ 12 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:04,356 ♪ If it doesn't smile, then I won't eat ♪ 13 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,524 ♪ Skippin' with my girl to school ♪ 14 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,276 ♪ Takin' brakes for hugs ♪ 15 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,737 ♪ Stop and smell the roses ♪ 16 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:11,821 [sniffing] 17 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,239 ♪ Say hi to a bug ♪ 18 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,491 Do I know you? 19 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,368 ♪ Very healthy boundaries ♪ 20 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,912 ♪ Free access to my diaries ♪ 21 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,830 ♪ We're a happy family ♪ 22 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:26,294 [both] ♪ All I need is you and me ♪ [continues the note] 23 00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:28,338 Actually, it's dad and I, but... 24 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:32,342 [continues the note] Ee... 25 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:34,135 Doggie Daddy, we've been over this. 26 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,720 You can't stay in the classroom. 27 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,430 Please don't make me use this again. 28 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,265 Oh, yes, yes, of course, of course. 29 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,559 You know, I just... I get so wrapped up in our morning song. 30 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,603 Yes, we've heard this song many times. 31 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,398 But again, we don't need to witness this. 32 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:49,150 I'm gonna miss you so much, Augie Waugie. 33 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,277 Bye, Papa. See you after school. 34 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,322 Bye, Augles. I love you. I love you so much. 35 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,242 I love you so much it hurts. Oh, I love you so much-- 36 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,868 Man, just get out of here! 37 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,750 [singing] ♪ Another gloomy afternoon ♪ 38 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,378 ♪ Without my precious daughter ♪ 39 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,338 ♪ What am I to do? ♪ 40 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:14,342 ♪ She is my oxygen, my water ♪ 41 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:16,469 [tearfully] Oh, I miss her so much. 42 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:19,097 I just wish there were more Augies for me to love. 43 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,515 [Yogi Bear screaming] 44 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,143 I got this burger, but it only has one patty, 45 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,811 and it's making me furious. 46 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,732 Worry not, Yogi. With the Replicationizer 1999, 47 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,234 we'll simply copy the patty's molecular structure, 48 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,862 and I can paste it onto any object. 49 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,739 [electrical buzzing] 50 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,287 Incredible. [gulps] 51 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,872 Does it taste synthetic? 52 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,707 You know I don't chew. 53 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:46,833 Oh, right. 54 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,460 Oh, wow, Cindy, that is impressive, yeah. 55 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,795 Uh, you mind if I borrow that for a moment? 56 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,464 - Sure. - Yeah. I just want to test something out. 57 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,507 [electrical buzzing] 58 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,718 Should he be pointing that at me? 59 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,178 Absolutely not. 60 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,305 - [electrical buzzing] - [beeping] 61 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,390 [screaming] 62 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,225 I love you, Daddy. 63 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,978 It's Augie! My sweet, chubby love child. 64 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:09,898 Is this what unconditional love feels like? 65 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:14,486 Oh, thank you, Cindy, for inventing the Augie Maker 1999. 66 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:15,695 Oh, you're the best. 67 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,156 I gotta get better at saying no. 68 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,407 Yeah, agreed. 69 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,742 Also, uh, would you like to invest 70 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:23,078 in this new pyramid scheme I fell for? 71 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,496 Absolutely. 72 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,957 Man, school is so wack. 73 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,501 I'm never gonna need math 74 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,754 in my day-to-day life. I have an abacus. 75 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,298 Yeah, why don't they teach us real life stuff 76 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:36,883 like taxes and mortgages? 77 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,512 The machine wants to keep us patriotic and docile. 78 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,348 Mmm, weird. 79 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,267 Daddy always picks me up right after school. 80 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,853 Tag, you're it. [laughs] 81 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,021 What was that? 82 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:53,483 Augie, do you happen to have a long-lost twin? 83 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,029 Push me, Papa. 84 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,699 Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, sweetie. [grunts] 85 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,867 Daddy, help! It's an emergency! 86 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,661 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! What is it? 87 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,957 I can't open this jar of mayo, and I'm so thirsty. 88 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,041 Oh, here you go, hon. 89 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,126 Thank you, Daddy. 90 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,210 [slurping] 91 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,879 Dad, I lost momentum. 92 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:15,839 [grunts] 93 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,135 [sighs] Having so many Augies around to love 94 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,428 sure is exhausting. 95 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,430 But, you know, love never takes a break. 96 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,974 Hey, Dad, I got a B minus in history. 97 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,350 Oh, that's incredible. 98 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,393 You know, with achievements like these, 99 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,228 you'll one day rule this land. 100 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:31,479 Hey, wanna parade me around town 101 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:33,314 and tell everyone how great I am? 102 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,483 Oh, I would love to, honey, but I... 103 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:36,901 I promised Mayor Augieberry 104 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,029 that I would help with some announcement. 105 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,613 Dear citizens, 106 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:44,784 from now on, every day will be known as Daddy Day. 107 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,910 [crowd cheering] 108 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,746 I love my dad! 109 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:53,918 Hey, this isn't too bad. You've always wanted dozens of sisters. 110 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,545 Nah, this is messed up. 111 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,173 He looks so happy without me. 112 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,799 Hey, maybe it's for the best. 113 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,760 There are plenty of dads in the sea, 114 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,553 getting terribly sunburned. 115 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,931 Yeah, maybe you're right. I gotta go sulk. 116 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,725 I'll see you guys later. 117 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,147 [singing] ♪ What am I supposed to do ♪ 118 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,608 ♪ Now that Dad is busy ♪ 119 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,569 ♪ I'll pout inside this puddle ♪ 120 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,864 ♪ Hoping that he'll miss me ♪ 121 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:25,116 Can you shush up your sulking, Augie? 122 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,453 I'm trying to observe this daughter-duplicate situation. 123 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,914 I'm drownin' in daughters. 124 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,082 Gross. 125 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,459 Where did all these Augies come from anyway? 126 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:37,796 [laughs nervously] I... I... I wouldn't know. 127 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,048 Therefore, I am not liable for any of this. 128 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:43,968 But if you wanna make more daddies, I guess I can help. 129 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,428 Really? How? 130 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,722 Take this Replicationizer 1998. 131 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,432 It's an earlier version, but it should work. 132 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,934 Just don't tell anyone where you got it. 133 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,561 Wait, no. Don't aim it at me. No, no, no, no... 134 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,232 No one is smarter than my little girl. 135 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,025 You really think so? 136 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,737 'Cause Daddy didn't shed one tear of joy for my B minus. 137 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:06,991 Then he's a fool for not noticing your sheer brilliance. 138 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,618 Thanks, Doctory Daddy. 139 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,329 Now let's make some Dads. 140 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,872 [electrical buzzing] 141 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,962 I'm so excited to co-parent with you. 142 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:22,549 Nothing's healthier than being your daughter's best friend. 143 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:23,717 Where's my daughter? 144 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,759 - [clamoring] - Papa! 145 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,636 - Pops! - Daddy! Daddy! 146 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:27,929 Okay, sweeties, let's take turns. 147 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,181 I mean, come on, there's only one Daddy. 148 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,976 Like, uh, look at all these daughters, see. 149 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:36,021 Why don't you come give your tall Dad a hug? 150 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,649 Huh? Who's this wannabe? 151 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,071 Here's your juice box, sweetie. 152 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:49,075 And here's the science homework you needed for tomorrow. 153 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,871 This is the life. 154 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,832 Wait, where's Mr. Jinks Daddy? 155 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:59,669 I wanna do a law that makes the city one big water slide. 156 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:02,547 That would solve our public transportation issue. 157 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,384 Oh, who's a brilliant little Mayor? 158 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,136 [giggles] Me. 159 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,389 [exclaims] Who has full control of the city's finances? 160 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:14,434 - I do. - Jinks Daddy, I asked you to get a saddle, 161 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,478 so I could ride you like a horsey. 162 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,355 Oh, sorry, honey drop. 163 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,608 Augieberry showed up, and she's just the sweetest little bug. 164 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,861 [scoffs] No, I'm the sweetest little bug. 165 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:29,366 Oh, we can be a festering colony of sweet little bugs. 166 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,658 I don't like this. 167 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:33,912 I made a bunch of daddy-daughter bracelets. 168 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,873 Huh? Wait a minute. Where's my Augie gang? 169 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,458 [grunts] 170 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,959 So what did we learn? 171 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,712 Don't take poison apples from scary, sad old witches 172 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,422 going through mid-life crisis. 173 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,592 I'm flying. I'm really flying. 174 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,178 Unga Bunga. That's me little girl. 175 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,304 [thudding] 176 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,098 That's my little girl, even. 177 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,017 [both] Oh, no! Every Augie has a Daddy! 178 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,852 [both] Every Daddy has an Augie! 179 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,271 - I miss my real Augie! - I miss my real Daddy! 180 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,816 [both panting] 181 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,151 Where are you going, sweetie? 182 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,780 Sorry, Doctory Daddy. I gotta find my real dad. 183 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,366 That guy? He doesn't appreciate you like I do. 184 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,951 I'm a nice-guy Dad. 185 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,453 Yeah, but he raised me since I was, like, 186 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,288 a baby and everything? 187 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:20,458 I can turn you back into a baby. Look, I'll invent something. 188 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:24,337 I'm sorry, nice-guy Dad. This isn't it. 189 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,880 [Doggie Daddy panting] 190 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:33,263 Random security check up. Get in line! 191 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,515 Please, sir, can I get through? I gotta find my daughter. 192 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:39,436 You can't skip the line, Daddy. I'm always number one. 193 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,188 No. My real daughter is number one. 194 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,024 [gasps] 195 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:46,484 Unless you have an emotional monologue, I can't let you through. 196 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,820 Ah, nuts! Why are security guards always asking for 197 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,197 emotional monologues? 198 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:55,827 So that's it. All the love I gave you, for nothing? 199 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,247 I love you like a brother, Doctory Daddy. 200 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,666 The heart wants what it wants. 201 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,045 Then go get him. I won't stop you. 202 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,339 But I will definitely hold a grudge. 203 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,590 Okay, thank you! 204 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,010 [grunts] Let me in. 205 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,722 Listen here, everybody. My daughter's out there somewhere, 206 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,641 and I gotta find her before I lose her forever. 207 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,935 I tried filling the void with the other Augies, 208 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,437 but they ain't the real thing. 209 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:24,731 They are basically just little freaks of nature. 210 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,816 [both] I got zapped twice. 211 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:31,029 The only Auggie I need is the one I made with love. 212 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:34,449 [singing] ♪ Everyone please hear my song ♪ 213 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:38,453 ♪ About a daughter that I longed for ♪ 214 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:43,041 ♪ The real thing cannot be replaced ♪ 215 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,961 ♪ I miss her smile, her snout, her face ♪ 216 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,384 [singing] ♪ I only need my one great dad ♪ 217 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:57,013 ♪ The rest they act too weird and sad ♪ 218 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,391 [gasps] Augie, you came back! 219 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,559 Wait, or... Or is that Yogi Augie, or wait... 220 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,521 No, no, no. That's my real Augie. 221 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:09,067 [singing] ♪ My daddy is the only one for me ♪ 222 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:13,405 ♪ My Augie is my world, my sky, my trees ♪ 223 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:17,784 ♪ My daddy kisses me good morning and good night ♪ 224 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,994 ♪ Her precious smiling face ♪ 225 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,330 ♪ Will always fill me with delight ♪ 226 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,834 ♪ 'Cause no one loves me like he does ♪ 227 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,585 That's right, honey. 228 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:30,755 [singing] ♪ My best of traits my worst of flaws ♪ 229 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,173 Who said you have flaws? 230 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,592 Oh, my sweet daughter, 231 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,219 no one else can ever replace you. 232 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,430 I found a piece of gum on the ground on the way here, 233 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:39,639 and I took a little bite. 234 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,267 Ah, now that's the stuff. 235 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:45,979 Now that's an emotional monologue. 236 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:51,276 [both] Can you change me back? I'm feeling too many feelings. 237 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,193 [chuckles] 238 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,653 Sure. 239 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,196 [electrical buzzing] 240 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,115 Much better. 241 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,451 Uh... 242 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,745 [theme music playing]