1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:02,467 Two straight men 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,313 But only one will win 3 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,979 Gayme Show 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,412 Dua Lipa, everyone. 5 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,178 Yes, Dua Lipa. 6 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:19,346 Of course, "Dua Lipa" is queer for, "How is your family?" 7 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,256 I'm your host, Dave Mizzoni. 8 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,188 And I too am your host, Matt Rogers, 9 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,733 and this is "Gayme Show," where we take two straight contestants 10 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,859 and put them head-to-head to see which one of them 11 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,595 will be named honorarily... 12 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,570 Gay as fuck! 13 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,938 And will reign forevermore as queen of the straights. 14 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,738 Oh yeah, yeah 15 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,971 Holy shit. 16 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,676 Before we meet our straights, let's get to know their lifelines, 17 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,308 - or as we call them, life partners. - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:47,284 First up is our wise queer, please welcome Brendan Scannel. 19 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,124 Brendan Scannel. 20 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,819 And now, everyone, please welcome the woman who gets it. 21 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,522 It's Patti Harrison. 22 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,755 Hey! 23 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,589 And with that, we're ready to meet the straights. 24 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,625 Release them! 25 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:06,071 Demi Adejuyigbe's girlfriend taught him how to moisturize two months ago. 26 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,069 John Gemberling used to be the lead singer 27 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,471 of a ska band called The Loose Nuts. 28 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:17,209 Celebrity essences 29 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,654 Contestants will now be given three different clues, 30 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,950 which when combined will form the essence of a particular celebrity. 31 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,893 Your clues are... 32 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,058 A union-made pink pussy hat. 33 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,388 Your next clue is a closing argument. 34 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,394 - I object! - Good, Dave. 35 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,056 And the last clue is a colonial times re-enactress. 36 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,526 Contestants, it is now time for you to deliberate with your life partners. 37 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,871 Got a pink pussy hat, 38 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,743 a closing argument, and a colonial re-enactress. 39 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,113 Demi and Brendan, who is this? 40 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,782 Elizabeth. 41 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,423 It's a woman named Elizabeth. 42 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,719 Elizabeth Warren. 43 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,520 I guessed Kate Walsh, and I was wrong. 44 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,593 Wait, hold on. You guessed Kate Walsh? 45 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,621 - You guessed-- - Yes. 46 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,185 Kate Walsh from "Grey's Anatomy?" 47 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,193 - Correct. - It's not it. 48 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,494 I mean, you still get 100 points for saying Kate Walsh. 49 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,828 But let's go over here to Patti and Gemberling 50 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,763 and see what they said. 51 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,827 Well, it's funny that Demi was thinking Kate Walsh, 52 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,297 'cause I actually said Ellen Pompeo. 53 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,936 - Wow. - Okay. 54 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,011 Her "Grey's Anatomy" cast mate. 55 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,738 I do love hearing Ellen Pompeo's name, 56 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,507 and you do get 100 points for saying it. 57 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,206 - 100 points. - Yeah! 58 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,877 Patti, I just wanna ask, are you behind this? 59 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,317 Not at all. 60 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,051 I did like that it was, on paper, the gayer answer 61 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,757 than what I was gonna suggest. 62 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,619 What were you gonna suggest? 63 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,157 Maybe Meryl Streep in that movie where she's the nun 64 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,763 that rats on the horny priest. 65 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,004 - "Doubt." - Incredible, you're both wrong. 66 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,472 Ooh, of course. 67 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,401 Why? 68 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,035 Don't question me. 69 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,510 I'm taking away all your points. 70 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,438 No! 71 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,212 I am a dead ringer for her wife, I'll tell you that. 72 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,812 You don't not resemble her. 73 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,275 Yeah. 74 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,153 Yeah-ah 75 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,851 Demi, John, all your life your father has discouraged you 76 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,415 from becoming the dancer you know you are inside. 77 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,924 He now is finally here at your recital. 78 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,958 You must dance until you move your father in a game we call... 79 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:18,965 Notice me father 80 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,399 So dance, Demi. Dance. 81 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Ohh. 82 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,746 Ouch. 83 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,164 Congratulations, Demi, your disapproving father 84 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,630 turned an emotional corner and noticed you 85 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,689 after just eight seconds. 86 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:51,098 John, your father is waiting. So show him your light. 87 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,515 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 88 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:13,251 It seems your father has gotten up and left 89 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:17,117 to go watch the game with his friends from work. 90 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:21,827 Unfortunately, you were unable to move your father's hard exterior and-- 91 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,062 - Oh, no, John. - I just--that's what they do in-- 92 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,297 Yes, you were completing the trope, and I love that. 93 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,173 - A thousand points. - Wow! 94 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:30,042 A thousand points? 95 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,840 Oh yeah-ah 96 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,842 Boys, it is now time for you... 97 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,975 To make an entrance! 98 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,651 Okay, we're getting a "Le Jazz Hot" moment. 99 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,252 - Oh. - Is that Liza or-- 100 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,854 - Oh, oh! - Ohh! 101 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,216 - Okay, ba-ba-ba. - Oh, oh, man. 102 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:52,955 Where's the father now? I'm sure he would notice him now. 103 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,463 Go off and slay. 104 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,165 Oh, I love a hip pop. 105 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,710 - Oh, my goodness. - Ohh. 106 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:13,383 Whoa, not getting a drink with this guy. 107 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:17,283 Absolutely not the person you want to talk to at a nightclub. 108 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,787 Oh, no. 109 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,119 Havana, ooh-na-na. 110 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,016 Ohh! 111 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,633 Dirty dancing? More like filthy dancing. 112 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,933 - Okay, come on. - Okay. 113 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,165 We all saw that. 114 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,200 Your life partners have now become your judges. 115 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:41,106 So wise queer, I'm gonna ask you to judge and be critical as best you can 116 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,941 of that incredible performance by Demi. 117 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,806 Oh, I mean, when that cane came out, 118 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,417 my cane came out. 119 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,318 - Wow! - Okay! 120 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,820 Yeah. 121 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,852 Now, Patti, I am gonna go over to you. 122 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,257 Are you proud, are you moved? What's going through your mind? 123 00:05:56,290 --> 00:06:00,930 I'm incredibly proud of him because a cup is a lot less 124 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,131 of an active prop than a cane is, 125 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,073 but I do have to say, when that cup came out, 126 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,239 my came came out. 127 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,240 Okay. 128 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,271 - Her came came out. - Yes. 129 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:18,047 The crowning 130 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,148 Boys, in one word, why do you think you deserve 131 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,981 the title of honorarily gay as fuck? 132 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,017 Pizzazz. 133 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,315 Tolerance. 134 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,128 Okay. 135 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,430 I think we can all agree that you have undergone 136 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,902 what Hilary Duff would call a metamorphosis. 137 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,101 Yes. 138 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,172 And now, the winner of "Gayme Show," 139 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,772 named honorarily gay as fuck, 140 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,705 the queen of the straights is... 141 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,352 Demi Adejuyigbe! 142 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,950 Demi! 143 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,122 Oh yeah-ah 144 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,749 Demi Adejuyigbe... 145 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,294 Have your moment 146 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,389 Yeah 147 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,790 See you next time and... 148 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,992 Dua Lipa! 149 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,564 - Yeah - Congratulations.