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This programme contains
strong language

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It's not going to go with my
outfit, though. It is, I love it.

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Whoo! This is you!

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Look at that green one.
I'm going to buy that right now.

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My enemies will be green with envy.

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Yo! Yo...

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Who's paying for this?
Er, it's... Where is she?

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Over there.

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Hey!

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There you go, guys.

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Yeah, man, no worries.

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Fantastic!

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That's a cleaner
to Aisle 4.

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They got nuts? They've sold out.

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We need more cheese.

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With you on my black card,
can find me in the flat,

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lip gloss matte,
if the lace wig struggle...

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Being a woman is the fuckin' worst.

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That'll be 71.98, please.

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Do you want to try again?

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It's declined.

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Oh.

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Can I get a selfie, please?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you're going to have to remove

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all your items off
my conveyor belt...

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..and put them back in the aisles.

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"Prior to being raped, I never
took much notice of being a woman.

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"I was busy being black and poor.

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"Daring to observe the hazard
my gender may pose to my freedom

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"and survival feels like a betrayal
to the council flat I was born

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"and raised in, where hardship
was no respecter of genitals

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"and a little brother was the star

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"of the food and love
as his sister.

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"When I think about
the Met Police Force

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"and the chronic racism
that cripples it,

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"the fact that I opened
my mouth to tell them

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"someone did a little rape
in there feels felonious in itself.

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"The Bible says you
cannot serve two masters.

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"Am I too late to serve
this tribe called women?

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"Do I actually understand what
it is to be a woman struggling?

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"A little rape in the mouth is
a walk in the park when other

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"girls are currently being stoned
to death for having mobile phones...

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"..are bleeding to death after
genital mutilation...

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"..are looking at a womb
irreparably destroyed by militias

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"systematically raping them during
times of civil conflict and war.

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"Are these facts
a humbling reminder not to be

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"so loud about my experiences,

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"or are they a reminder to shout?

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"Can my shout help
their silent screams?

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"Is it time to serve a new tribe?

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"I hope one day to know."

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I'm thinking more,
you know, I'm trying, so...

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No, that was... That was fantastic.
Wow.

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OK. The thing is, erm,
we have a contract,

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and we...we have to honour,
erm, that contract.

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So, this is great but, erm...

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..you, erm...

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You need to finish the draft.

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Where...? Where is the money?

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With Henny House.

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With Henny Ho...? With Susy?

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# Street games

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# Street games

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# Street games

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# Playing street games

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# Street games... #

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Thank you so much
for agreeing to see me. Of course!

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I'm going to let you through
and up - all the fucking way up.

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Love the hair, by the way.
Oh, thank you.

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Have a pomegranate.

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How's it going in the kitchen?

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Is it in the oven, measuring,
marinating? When are we serving?

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Mm. Well, I started doing
what you said. Which was?

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Mm...

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..I'm starting to write
about my experiences.

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Rape! Mm.

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Fantastic.

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No, just different,
it's different to my usual.

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I'd love you to meet some
other writers I look after -

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would you like that?

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Yes. I would.

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I also wondered if, erm,

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an earlier transfer of fees
was something that was possible?

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You haven't been paid?

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Oh!

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Oh, dear. You should have received a
quarter upon agreement,

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that's contractual.
Oh, no, no, no, I got that. Oh!

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Yeah, but that was,
like, a year ago,

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and cos the content
has changed, it's taking a bit

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longer to finish the draft, so
I just wondered if I could have...

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..some of the fees in advance.

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You probably signed a contract. Mm?

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That makes things tricky.

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Contracts, they're a little
like things we've agreed?

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Mate, you don't even
to know what you're saying.

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Just read the scripts and pocket
the cash. Oh...

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No, no, no. Mate, you can't
have a party without treats.

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Yeah, but this is from...
Yeah, I know.

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Every time I bring someone in here,
right, I get a referral fee.

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So I'm all right for a while.

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Just give it back to
me when I need it.

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Hello, this is Happy Animals, we're
a vegan grocery delivery service.

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Yeah, your details were
on our database.

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Hey, I'm Dan, CEO.

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Ah, wicked, nice to meet you.
Thanks for...

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Do you know much about
Happy Animals, or...? No, no.

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Right. Let me just fill you in,
I mean, it's a bit dull,

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but, erm, I basically spent
three years at uni just going

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deep into the existential
threat of climate change.

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So, you know, animal agriculture

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and eating meat are THE biggest
threat to global warming.

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OK. So, I created,
er, Happy Animals. Yeah.

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So, people who want
to buy vegan products

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and know what's out there,
know what they can buy. Wow.

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So, it's kind of like Amazon?

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Er, yeah, but kind of ethical.

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OK, OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I wondered if you
would be interested in...

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..er, influencing instead?

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Oh, like, Instagram for...?
Mm, yeah. Erm...

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Double pay? I mean,
I'd pay cash upfront as well.

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Sure. Yeah, sure. Great. No, yeah,
it sounds great. Fantastic.

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Emily, can we, erm,

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get...? So, yeah, I thought
maybe we could start with

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a photo of you in the Happy
Animals T-shirt and bag?

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Would that be cool? Yeah, yeah,
can I see what it looks like? Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Perfect, OK.

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Yeah, that is lush.

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Would you mind if we do, like,
a quick, ten-second video?

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Yes, yep. Definitely.

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OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Er, just the phone script.

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Hi, this is Arabella
from Happy Animals.

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The climate crisis is real,
we're here to make a change.

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Great. Great. Cool.

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And would you mind doing,
like, a few more?

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Yeah. Yeah? Great. OK.

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The thing I miss most
after the complete ecological

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collapse are crops, because
crops bring us yummy vegetables.

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A bit more playful.

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I love it.

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Indonesia has to move their
capital city because the current...

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It is literally...
Get your products now.

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You know where to go.

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Maybe a live stream tomorrow? Great.

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Er, cash? Yeah, no, when you clock
out, we'll sort that out. Great.

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She stopped, by the way...

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..smoking - cigarettes and weed.

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That's good.

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I bought her a vape. It helped -
less toxins in her system.

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Not sure about that. What?

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New research, isn't it?

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Vapes are looking
more toxic than they thought.

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It's better than smoking. It smells
better for non-smokers, yeah.

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What are you up to today, then?

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Well, as you can see,
I'm at work right now, T.

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On my break.

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Did I see you this morning?

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What? In the supermarket.

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No.

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It's my birthday.

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I know. Thanks.

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Arabella is hosting
a party for me tonight,

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I'm sure you saw the event
circulating on Facebook.

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So, you wanted to check that

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I wasn't going to turn up
with the champs.

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It's just self-care
guidelines say...

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It's better for her
that I stay away.

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I'm not going to forget, Terry.

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You don't have to
keep turning up at my workplace

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hounding me down to check.
I'm sorry.

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Self-care. Yep.

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Self-care is important
in the first two stages,

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the only thing more important is...

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..to avoid friends...

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..who don't affirm or comfort.

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Right. This, erm, self-care...

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..who's it for? Arabella.

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And the guideline says to avoid me?

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Yes. Because I left her.

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Ultimately, yes.

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So, it doesn't matter that
I got your approval to leave her.

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"Yo, Terry!

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"Arabella's twisted,

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"and I really need to go and
bang my mistress, what do I do?"

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I can't verify those are my words,

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I was under the influence of
tequila and Class A drugs.

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You put me in a difficult position.

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I wasn't there,
I didn't know what to say.

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So, instead of just saying,
"I don't know," you say,

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"Just leave her,
this is what she does."

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That is not how I said it. That's
exactly what you said

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and you were sober when you said it.

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And then you forced me
to lie to her the next day.

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What does the past have to do
with Arabella's current recovery?

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I'm just trying to assess which
one of us she should be avoiding.

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I'm taking her to yoga,
dance class, meditation, painting,

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steam room, I listen to her talk,
I make her feel good.

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No-one else is doing these things.
I'm helping.

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Well, you get back to that,
and I'm going to resume my break.

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Oh, wait.

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You finished that again.

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Ooh!

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Hey! Hi!

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Hey! Hey!

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Happy birthday, my dear.

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Pastor Samson!

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You are looking spicy!

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Thank you, thank you.

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What are you saying, Kwams?

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That's my boy Jamal still.

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Hi, Jamal.

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I didn't catch your name, bruv.

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My name? Mm.

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It's Kwame.

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Yeah, this man is Kwame.

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And I'm a friend
of the birthday girl.

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And this one here is my yard.

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Yours? OK. Well, thank you
for letting us gate-crash.

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You're more than welcome.

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Anyway, I'm Jamal.

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Jamal.

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This name, this look,
it's really intense.

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Are you Egyptian? Half. Oh!

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And also...? Ecuador.

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Ecuador! Wow! I know, right?

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Wow!

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The Egyptuadorian.
Wow! Come on!

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All right. Maybe I'll catch you next
door later on, yeah?

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Yeah, maybe.

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Isn't he, er...? Hm?

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Your type?

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OK, OK, it's OK. Here, go and serve.

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I do have a thing
for Egyptians still.

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Why? See, my firsts were
Greek and Egyptian.

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Firsts, plural? How was that, then?

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I lost my virginity
to two guys at the same time.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I was walking home
from school,

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and these two guys pulled up
in a car, so, I went in the car,

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and...yeah, I was really nervous,
cos there was barely a word spoken,

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and I didn't catch their names.
They didn't ask for mine.

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But one said they were Greek
and the other said Egyptian.

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Wow, babe.

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Yeah, it's kind of dark.

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I'm on a break now, innit? Hm.

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Arabella!

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# Happy birthday to you

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# Happy birthday to you

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# Happy birthday, dear Terri
Queen bish!

252
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:43,300
# Happy birthday to you. #

253
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Make a wish.

254
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,140
Speech, speech!

255
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,740
Speech, speech, speech!

256
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,180
All right, all right, guys,

257
00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:59,100
if you're familiar with the term
okinch, say okinch.

258
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,660
Okinch!

259
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,700
Sometimes, you've got to
look at life and say what?

260
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,260
Okinch!

261
00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,580
It's my birthday, I'm cute. Yeah!

262
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,380
And I never thought
I'd make it through.

263
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:13,460
I've had four auditions
in five months.

264
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:16,300
I have crumbled and chickened out
of going into the room

265
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:19,060
every single time,
but when you look in that mirror,

266
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,220
and every day you're buff...

267
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:25,020
- Yes! ..what can you say?
- Okinch!

268
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:27,780
It was a close shave today. Hey.

269
00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,940
The finances tried to test us.

270
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:32,020
But God came through. Yes.

271
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:35,780
Anyway, Bella,
thank you for the yard.

272
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,380
Course. You do so much.

273
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,140
I'm so proud of you.

274
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,300
What are you talking about?
T, you're my best friend,

275
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,940
I'd give you my fucking organs, G.

276
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,740
I love you. Love you, too.

277
00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:49,100
I love you more. I love you more
than anything in this world.

278
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,620
I love you more than I love myself.

279
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,500
- T, come on. You know...
- Your death is my death.

280
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,820
Your birth is my fucking birth, G.

281
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,620
- Yo, say cheese.
- Cheese! OK.

282
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:20,300
Did you just hide your chicken?
What? I cannot.

283
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,540
It's off-brand. Whose brand?
How long are you doing this?

284
00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,860
I'm back there tomorrow.

285
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,780
Where are you working?
Arabella is the face of

286
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,420
# Happy Animals. #

287
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,020
Happy Animals? T...

288
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,380
Vegan tings, climate tings.

289
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,140
The ice caps are melting.

290
00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:39,420
Wow, you have now become
a climateer.

291
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,180
Pastor, argh. For the money.

292
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,380
Let's watch this. Take a look.
Oh, no.

293
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,700
Here we go.

294
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:47,500
The surface of the
ice sheets are getting darker

295
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,180
and less reflective of the Sun...

296
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,780
Which places the ice caps in the
grip of what's called

297
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,220
a feedback loop, which is
contributing to the acceleration

298
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,060
of the melting ice caps
and fuelling sea-level rises.

299
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,500
Wow! Wonderful.

300
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,940
Only yesterday... What?

301
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:06,980
..a climateer came knocking on my
door, saying now was the time

302
00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,780
to change my car to an electric
something-something.

303
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,580
I just bought a new Mercedes.

304
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,580
I worked hard to get it,

305
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,580
and you're standing at my door
telling me to what?

306
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,300
Throw away my car? Huh?

307
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,020
And what next?

308
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,700
Exchange my cow for a carrot.

309
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,100
Why must the white man
chop at the neck

310
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,340
when the African's only now
beginning to swallow?

311
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:33,300
They said because
there's dairy inside.

312
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:38,020
I am tired of white people.

313
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,700
Yeah, me, too.

314
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,780
Theo! Yes, mate.

315
00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:51,100
You all right? Someone needs to tell
her that black women don't do coke.

316
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,900
And, apart from Arabella,
we don't get raped,

317
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,100
so she's not going to find
no business here. Who?

318
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,380
Er, Theodora. Because what else
would she be doing

319
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,180
a party apart from selling class-A

320
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,660
and trying to find new rape victims
to put some dollar

321
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,300
into her little donation pot?
She could be celebrating.

322
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,740
Celebrating what?

323
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:09,980
Her life is about as celebratory as
a true-crime documentary on Netflix.

324
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,140
I'm going to go toilet, yeah?

325
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,540
Oh, shit.

326
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,380
Come on, Egyptuador!

327
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,820
Hey, oh!

328
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,180
Yes, mate! Hey!

329
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,220
You having a good night?

330
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,660
Huh? You having a good night?
Yeah. Yeah?

331
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,980
You?

332
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,300
Yeah, man, can't complain.

333
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:58,940
Ah!

334
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,060
Oh!

335
00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:10,340
It's boiling in there.
Bells, Bells, sorry.

336
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,140
Erm, can I go in your bedroom
for a bit? Yeah.

337
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,180
Got a headache. Sure.
Are you having a good time?

338
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,820
Yeah, yeah.

339
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,900
What's wrong?

340
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,660
What a party. I know, right?

341
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:24,340
I'm going to smoke, if...
Yeah, we're not smokers.

342
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,540
V for vape.

343
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,580
Ah, yeah, course.

344
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,420
OK, well, I'll be, er, outside.

345
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:33,860
Shall I tell her to go? No, no, no.

346
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,100
I'm happy for her to be here
as long as you trust her.

347
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,380
Do you trust her?
Why wouldn't I trust her?

348
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,740
Because of things that
have happened in the past,

349
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,140
like framing a black man
for something he never did.

350
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:46,780
Oh... That was, erm...
That was a really long time ago.

351
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,100
And, in between that time,
has anything been resolved?

352
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,540
Has she even said anything?

353
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,780
Er, no, no. Exactly.

354
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:55,860
Then, why is she all up
in our yard,

355
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,100
dancing with our friends,
consuming the vibes,

356
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,580
consuming the food?
Well, she paid for the food.

357
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:03,540
Yeah, even that, though. Why is
she being nice and supportive?

358
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,620
What is she hiding? Erm...

359
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,340
Think we need to resolve
our problems on the dance floor.

360
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:16,940
Yeah, OK. OK. Just be careful.
Come on.

361
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:36,420
Yo.

362
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:39,260
That's mad.
I was just thinking about you.

363
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:42,940
Yeah, I've been wanting to say sorry
for disappearing after... You know.

364
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,180
Yeah.

365
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,740
And I wanted to say thank you.

366
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,220
Thank you?

367
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,300
Yeah, for being so cool, you know?

368
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,700
Yo, I met someone,

369
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,740
and I don't care, you know?

370
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,700
I don't give a fuck.

371
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,340
I'm doing me and I'm not listening
to anything anyone has to say,

372
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,820
do you know what I mean?

373
00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,340
Oh, Egyptuador! You having fun?

374
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:12,020
Yeah, I'm having a good time.
More wine? Nah. I'm good, you know.

375
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,860
I'm actually trying to find
your toilet.

376
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,980
Oh, yeah, it's, ah, first door
on the left. This side? Yeah.

377
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:25,180
Oh, sorry, mate. I thought
this was the toilet.

378
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,740
I prefer your anti-man videos.

379
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,300
Ah, Samson!

380
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,780
It's not exactly a bad cause
because crops are...

381
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:51,340
..dying and shit, so...

382
00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:53,820
I don't have garden,
I don't see crops.

383
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,020
Samson!

384
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,980
It's a thing. You know,
planet-wise, we are fucked.

385
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,860
Is this what they're paying
you to say?

386
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,180
Theo, back me up.

387
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,980
Ah, I can't. I'm eating.

388
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:07,700
Look, all I'm saying is
if you deep it...

389
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,300
Sis, deep history, I beg!

390
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,380
Let me tell you something about
the vegan and the climateer.

391
00:21:13,380 --> 00:21:14,540
Yes, Pastor Samson.

392
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,780
Well, they love looking
into the future,

393
00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:18,500
but they don't care
about the past,

394
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,860
because they don't look
too noble back there.

395
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:24,100
It is our duty to remind them.
May we never forget.

396
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,740
We will count every sin.

397
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,500
Oh...

398
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,700
How's that got anything
to do...

399
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:33,220
It is the same manipulative
and sociopathic mind that

400
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:37,260
helped them invade, exploit
and rape all but 22 countries

401
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:39,340
in the world that they
are channelling to

402
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,620
invade Hackney to talk about
cows and carrots!

403
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:44,620
It doesn't matter
what it looks like.

404
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:49,020
Jesus, the English language,
sports, climate change.

405
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:52,580
The only real agenda
is power and worship.

406
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:55,420
And money. The same way they used
their missionaries

407
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:57,220
to spread their "goodness".

408
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,860
Well, no, they don't get paid
when I post.

409
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,500
Child! If you're going to fight
exploitation of any kind,

410
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,740
you yourself better know
when you're being exploited.

411
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:11,620
Every "like" you get
gives them exposure.

412
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:15,700
Exposure gives them
more followers.

413
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,380
Followers gives them power.

414
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,980
And power gives them money.

415
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:27,860
And you help them get
our attention.

416
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,420
Do you want me to open
the window and get some air in here?

417
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,900
Erm...

418
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,780
Maybe they're right about
the icecaps.

419
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,620
I've got to tell you something.

420
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,260
Yeah, you were quiet in there.

421
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,060
I was quiet in there, yeah.

422
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:56,940
You know I don't do, like,
that corny fucking FaceTime,

423
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:58,580
Insta stuff for Happy Animals.

424
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,700
No. I scout, Bells.
Do you know what I mean?

425
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:02,220
Yeah... Yeah.

426
00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:07,100
No, sorry.
What do you mean?

427
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:09,380
So, like, bringing you in...

428
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:12,860
Ah...me bringing you in, ah...

429
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:15,140
..does have benefits.

430
00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,660
Yeah, the referral fee.

431
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:22,820
Ah, so, if I bring in
people of colour...

432
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:26,460
..I...get a better referral fee.

433
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:29,740
So, he was right.

434
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,260
That they do want...

435
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:35,660
Yeah. Sorry.

436
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:38,380
Yeah, the more I think about it
the more I'm, like...

437
00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:40,580
I probably should've
told you. Erm...

438
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:43,620
But, obviously, then
you wouldn't have...

439
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,100
And I really needed the cash.

440
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,420
And you said you really
needed the cash.

441
00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:59,940
Theo?

442
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,260
You know, erm...

443
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,500
..school days?

444
00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,660
Yeah.

445
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:09,460
It was me that went to
the teacher, erm...

446
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,460
To Mr... Mr McHale?

447
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:13,220
Yeah.

448
00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:18,660
Wow, I always wondered
how I got caught.

449
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,780
Yeah...

450
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,020
I was a bit shit.

451
00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,540
No, you weren't.

452
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,940
Anyway, I don't think I'm going
to go in tomorrow

453
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:31,580
because I don't think
I want to do that job any more.

454
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,380
Oh, tomorrow.

455
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:34,900
Mm.

456
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,340
Mm... Would've been nice.

457
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:40,660
Smile, say some catchphrases,
pose - double pay.

458
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:43,380
Too good to be true, mate!

459
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:44,740
Oh, yo. Hi. Where's Kwame?

460
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:47,220
I gave him some private time
with Jamal in my bedroom.

461
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,780
He's on a break.

462
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:51,180
I'm sure he was swiping on
Grindr in the market.

463
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:55,140
He's on a break.

464
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,220
Yup.

465
00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:04,100
I had to find the key!

466
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,700
Fuck's sake. See you, bro.

467
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,100
What happened?

468
00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,380
I'm going to fucking kill her.
No, no, no...

469
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:14,540
Go on.

470
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:16,060
Oh...

471
00:25:16,060 --> 00:25:18,420
Ah, we can still get our money
from Happy Animals.

472
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:19,300
How?

473
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,540
I'll let it percolate.

474
00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,540
OK.

475
00:25:21,540 --> 00:25:22,780
Night, babe.

476
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,540
Night, Ben.

477
00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:27,340
Who did you talk to?

478
00:25:29,660 --> 00:25:32,340
No-one, really.
I just reported it and...

479
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,740
Boy!

480
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,140
Oh, bro...

481
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:38,220
That was enough to put me off
ever mentioning it

482
00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,620
to anyone ever again.

483
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,660
Fuck. Yeah.

484
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,140
I think I just wanted to
forget about it.

485
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:51,020
You have to tell Bella.
Yeah, I'll tell her.

486
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,860
But these times it's kind
of hard to get an in with her.

487
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:57,260
Do you know what I mean?
I feel like I've got to tweet

488
00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,500
or Instagram her
before she even knows I exist.

489
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,180
Kwams!

490
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,060
I'll tell her.

491
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,780
I'll tell her tomorrow.

492
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,300
She'll be good to talk to.

493
00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,940
Strengthening.

494
00:26:20,020 --> 00:26:22,500
We should probably help
her tidy up.

495
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,980
Yeah.

496
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:38,780
Oh, happy birthday.

497
00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:41,580
No, it's not mine!
It's hers, remember? Oh, shit!

498
00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:42,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

499
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:44,100
Oi? Oi?

500
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,540
Happy birthday.

501
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,460
Oh, ah...

502
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,180
..tomorrow. Yeah?

503
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,220
There'll be a tomorrow.

504
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,460
Tomorrow is tomorrow.

505
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,420
Nice!

506
00:27:04,740 --> 00:27:06,780
Nice!

507
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,860
Your birth is my birth, guys.

508
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,500
My death is your death.

509
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,260
The climate crisis is real.

510
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My hair is not.

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And I love chicken.

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Fried chickens!

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What the f...

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What the f...