1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,382 -What you say, hoe? -I said excuse-- 2 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,718 -Bitch! -(crowd gasping, yelling) 3 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:12,721 -The fuck-- -Freeze! Y'all see this shit? 4 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:16,141 All my good sis Tabby said was "excuse me." 5 00:00:16,224 --> 00:00:17,934 But you know what? You can tell by the cut 6 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:20,562 of this bitch's Mary J. Blige-ass boots 7 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,564 that she's just an aggressive individual. 8 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,357 Don't judge me for this next part. 9 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,775 (overlapping yelling) 10 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,611 -Oh my god! Am I bleeding? -Ronnie: Call security! Call the mayor! 11 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,946 Call Eric Adams! 12 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:33,575 I did extensive research on these two dusty hoes. 13 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,785 The assailant and the accomplice 14 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:39,164 are Shawna and Mia, respectively. 15 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,915 Apparently, they rap. (laughs) 16 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,419 We want a fucking apology. 17 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:45,587 And we not gonna take our feet 18 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:49,257 off your motherfucking neck 19 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,633 until we get one! 20 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,760 You have 24 hours to respond, 21 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,845 or else we'll be dragging that ass 22 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:57,098 back to Joseline's Cabaret! 23 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,768 -Bitch. -Various Commenters: Ronnie, stop making 24 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,604 -basic bitches famous... -Put some respect on this. 25 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,022 Rosa Parks didn't die on a bus for this... 26 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,940 That ghetto girl and them bird nails. 27 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,776 -Bitch got some nerve... -Your homie need to go solo... 28 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:10,320 -Yo! I found her OnlyFans... -Whose dick do you need to suck 29 00:01:10,403 --> 00:01:12,113 -to get into first class... -Why are Black women so violent, man? 30 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,865 This is why nobody wants y'all... 31 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:14,991 -What kinda trash-ass mama is this bitch? -(phone ringing) 32 00:01:16,701 --> 00:01:19,245 (ringing, ringing stops) 33 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,456 -(door opens) -Melissa: Mommy? 34 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,291 Am I going to school? 35 00:01:23,374 --> 00:01:24,959 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:27,670 ♪ Me and my Glock one and the same ♪ 37 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,088 ♪ 'Cause we both got extensions ♪ 38 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:29,798 ♪ Ay, dog, don't try to give me your heart ♪ 39 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,008 ♪ 'Cause I got bad intentions ♪ 40 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,802 ♪ I'm really a good girl at heart ♪ 41 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,011 ♪ I just make bad decisions ♪ 42 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:38,473 -(FaceTime ringing) -(seagulls cawing) 43 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,267 (ringing, answers) 44 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,353 -Hey, y'all. -Hey, Shawna. 45 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,396 -Hey, girl. -We've been texting you. 46 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,107 We wanted to make sure that you were okay after what happened. 47 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,859 Y'all spoken? 48 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,027 No, no. 49 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,405 You see his Insta story? 50 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,824 That press release that nigga did? 51 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,159 What, he Cory Booker or something? 52 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,579 I saw it. He's just trying to make himself look better. 53 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,873 Look, he knows he fucked up, alright? 54 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,834 Y'all have been together a long time, 55 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,503 and you've been through a lot of changes. 56 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,797 -It just seems that if you talked-- -Fuck him! 57 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,841 Jill, you saw what the fuck he did. 58 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,968 Look, I don't give a fuck! Like, 59 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:15,677 why are we talking about this nigga? 60 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,806 It's okay if you do give a fuck. 61 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,850 -(sink running) -It's valid to be hurt. 62 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,017 Yeah, you would think that, but, honestly, 63 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,144 -I'm good. I'm chillin'. For real. -Okay. 64 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:29,023 You guys don't believe me? 65 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:32,527 Hot girl Shawna is here! I'm in the building! 66 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,028 Ain't no nigga holdin' me back! 67 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:36,698 -Period! -It's "periodt" with a T, 68 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,033 but that's not the point. 69 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:42,036 -This is it for y'all? -Yep. 70 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,039 Cliff couldn't handle a real bitch like me. 71 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,293 He just mad 'cause I'm up, and he's stuck! 72 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,505 Okay, onto the shit that actually affects me, 73 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,966 did Crystal say anything about... 74 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:58,011 -the slappening? -No. Y'all are not the first rappers 75 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,053 to fight at a party. 76 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,348 But, I would let that Ronnie shit die down. 77 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,101 Okay. Say less, girl. I hear you. 78 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:05,768 -Right. -Okay, bye. 79 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,730 -Talk you later. -Bye, babe. 80 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:09,188 -(ringing) -Maurice: What's up? 81 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,693 -Oh... Hey. -(ringing, hangs up) 82 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,404 You smoking on the job? 83 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:20,241 Man, you know I'm not finna to deal with these niggas sober. 84 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,534 I feel that. 85 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,579 (exhales) 86 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,624 (birds chirping) 87 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,124 You trying to go to the beach? 88 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,921 -With who? -With me, fool! 89 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,631 You trying to hang out? 90 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,089 Right now? 91 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:40,762 -Your roommate's at the house fucking again. -No. 92 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,472 -Probably. -(laughs) 93 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,268 Are you coming or what? 94 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:48,811 ♪ ♪ 95 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,229 Ah well. Fuck this job. 96 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,523 ♪ I've taken all I can rock with ♪ 97 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,859 Come here! 98 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,861 ♪ Glad that I dropped out of college ♪ 99 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,780 Customer Service: (on phone) Ma'am, as I said, you have-- 100 00:03:58,863 --> 00:03:59,948 And as I said, I'm not finna carry my ass 101 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,200 down to Lincoln Road for this shit! 102 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:03,952 Y'all need to fix my computer! 103 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,120 Customer Service: Ma'am, I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. 104 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,413 Oh my god... 105 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:11,084 Don't nobody know how to fix the fucking shit? Damn! 106 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:14,504 Oh! They about to pass me back and forth! Watch! 107 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,298 -So, you want me to watch the baby? -Yeah. 108 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:18,800 My homegirl said she gonna cover my shift 109 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,510 so I can get my head straight. 110 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,095 -(dog barks) -Customer Service: Thank you for holding, ma'am. 111 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:26,349 -We'll be right with you. -(annoyed sigh) 112 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:27,225 So, what's the problem this week? 113 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,604 I had an altercation in New York. 114 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,147 Someone caught it on camera, 115 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:34,816 now they won't get off my ass about it. 116 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,152 That's it? (clicks tongue) 117 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,904 Girl, you fighting in these streets ain't nothin' special. 118 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,698 Who'd you smack? Puffy? 119 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,199 Basically. 120 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:47,745 People talking about Melissa. 121 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,164 Somebody said they're gonna call CPS on me. 122 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,417 Niggas tried that CPS shit with me 123 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,835 no less than 78 times. 124 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:56,337 Yet here you are, in my house, 125 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,298 eating up my damn food. 126 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,799 It's different, Ma. 127 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:03,177 M-my career tied up in this! 128 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,012 (laughs) 129 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:07,807 M-Mia, what exactly is your career? 130 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,019 Girl, y'all kids so wrapped up 131 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,062 in this internet. My brand this, 132 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,399 and my business, and blah-blah-blah. 133 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,275 Really, ain't nobody stuntin' y'all. 134 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,115 -Ma, something else did happen in New York... -(dog whining) 135 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:25,033 -...that I need to talk to you about. -Robyn: Ah, Melissa! 136 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,785 Get off the rug with that dog! 137 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:30,580 Coco, don't you show out 'cause your niece is here! 138 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,915 Don't you try that scootin' shit, skid marks 139 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,709 all over my damn rug! 140 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,836 Ain't nobody gonna be here to clean it but me! 141 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,715 Come on, baby. Tell GG bye. 142 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,842 -What's your problem? -Melissa: Bye, GG. 143 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,427 It's obvious you in a bad mood, 144 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,346 and you ain't trying to hear what I'm saying. 145 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,640 I heard you! I really don't know what it is you want me to say! 146 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,559 You not saying. You screaming. 147 00:05:51,642 --> 00:05:53,561 Nobody wanna be around you when you acting like that. 148 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,937 You get mad at the world, 149 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,564 and you wanna take it out on everybody. 150 00:05:56,647 --> 00:05:59,901 You know what? It is what it is. Go get your bag. 151 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,447 -Bye. -Bye. 152 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,743 ♪ ♪ 153 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,286 (sighs) 154 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:12,455 ♪ I like catching my head to my ass ♪ 155 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,624 ♪ Do the dash, can you make it go fast? ♪ 156 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,375 ♪ Fuck the fame, all I want is... ♪ 157 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,376 Deja: Get this, get this. It's cold, it's cold, it's cold. 158 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,254 Hoo! (sighs) 159 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,258 Mia still not answering? 160 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,177 Nah. (scoffs) My nigga Mia probably somewhere 161 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,554 bleaching a lace front or somethin'. 162 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,348 Well, that's fucked up. 163 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,225 So, you basically spent all of our money 164 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,685 on them hoes for nothing? (scoffs) 165 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,605 See, you need to calm down. I told you I'm planting seeds. 166 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:41,818 Planting seeds. You forgot these bitches ain't got no loyalty. 167 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,944 You forgot that. And you have to understand, 168 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,571 you had they song played. 169 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,990 All this attention is because of you. 170 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,659 Now, they playing in yo face. 171 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,494 Trifling-ass hoes. Ungrateful hoes. 172 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:56,040 "Planting seeds." I would beat they ass if it was up to me. 173 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:56,999 What? 174 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,960 ♪ Good life, good tree ♪ 175 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:03,297 ♪ Be you sucka free ♪ 176 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,300 -(friendly chatter) -Hey! 177 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,468 -Benny: Hey, what up! -Look who's here? 178 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,721 Shawna: Yeah. Just thought I'd switch it up. 179 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,683 D'ussé and DeLeón! Support Black businesses. 180 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,309 -Bitch, you stole that! -Shawna: Girl, 181 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,978 -you still gonna drink it. -(giggles) 182 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:18,896 Esther said it was okay! 183 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,023 -Esther gonna beat your ass! -(laughter) 184 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,987 Shawna: Uh-uh! Why you not dancing, stank face? 185 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,030 Nikesia: Who wanna lose at Uno? 186 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:31,534 Shawna: Yes, girl, deal me in! 187 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:34,829 Please peep this. 188 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:37,665 Y'all... (laughs) 189 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:40,585 -(laughs) -This serial killer brought his own mangoes to the beach, 190 00:07:40,668 --> 00:07:42,545 and now he is sitting here, cutting them up! 191 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:46,465 -(laughs) -Why do you have a loose backpack knife, Maurice? 192 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,342 No sheath? No nothing? 193 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,469 -(laughs) -You know what? No. This is the most... 194 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,722 Haitian shit I have ever seen! 195 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:56,058 Wait. Hold on. 196 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,227 -Shawna: What are you doing? -Maurice: Doing it right. 197 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:00,771 Shawna: No, because what happened 198 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:03,524 to the plain, beautiful mango I had before? 199 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,776 Bruh, just try it. 200 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,236 Shawna: (sighs) Okay. 201 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:15,536 Uh-huh! 202 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,330 -Put that shit on everything. -Uh-huh! 203 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:19,540 (laughs) 204 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,625 (text chimes) 205 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,301 You aight? 206 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:31,928 Yep. I'm okay. 207 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,512 (inhales, exhales) 208 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,393 (rumbling, splashing) 209 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,193 Jet Skier: Jet ski rentals! 210 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,070 Yo, my man! Jet ski rentals? 211 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,863 ♪ ♪ 212 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,531 Hell yeah. 213 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,076 (laughing) 214 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:57,912 Hell yeah, man! Go faster, Maurice! 215 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,121 Maurice: You wanna take the wheel? 216 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,415 No! I'm just the motivation! (laughs) 217 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:04,627 ("Just Too Advanced" by spingyyy playing) 218 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,504 ♪ ♪ 219 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,136 Maurice: You ain't want none of this work, boy! (laughs) 220 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,930 (laughter) 221 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:19,308 ♪ ♪ 222 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,434 -(revving) -Shawna: Woo! 223 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,938 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What are you doing? 224 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:25,106 No! I wanna live today, Maurice! 225 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:28,150 Maurice: Oh! What, you afraid to get a little wet? 226 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,861 -Nigga, I been wet! -I can feel it. 227 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,322 (laughs) 228 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,783 -Shawna: Maurice! -(laughing) 229 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:36,993 I'm dead serious! 230 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,953 -Maurice, stop! -What? 231 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:41,080 (laughs) Aight. 232 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,207 -Ah! -What are you doing? 233 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,293 -What you mean? -Who do you think you are? 234 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,837 -Ah! -I knew you were a murderer! 235 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,505 Keep acting up, aight? I'ma leave your ass here 236 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,757 swimming with the fishes. (bites) 237 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,302 Oh my god, a scammer and a murderer! Huh? 238 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,512 -Hm. -This is who you sent me? 239 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,264 -(laughs) -Wow. You talking to Jesus about me, girl? 240 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,182 -The nigga know my struggle. -(laughs) 241 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,102 It's my turn! 242 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:04,478 Can you film me? 243 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,357 (both laugh) 244 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,985 -Aw, you a trip. -You better hold me. 245 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:14,530 (jet ski roaring) 246 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:16,157 -(Shawna screaming, laughing) -Maurice: God dang, baby! You see her? 247 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,076 You see this girl?! 248 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,995 -(screaming) -Okay, alright now. Shawna, chill now. 249 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,331 Wait! Oh, wait-- 250 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:24,999 -(both scream) -(loud splash) 251 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,251 (gurgling) 252 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,377 ♪ ♪ 253 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,631 ♪ Oh, seven days out the week ♪ 254 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,886 (multiple text notifications) 255 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:39,388 (text chimes) 256 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,266 (multiple notifications) 257 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:46,228 ♪ Weed's my only friend ♪ 258 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,816 (FaceTime ringing) 259 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,611 (ringing) 260 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:57,823 (hangs up) 261 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,575 ♪ Maybe a girlfriend as a guy ♪ 262 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,078 ♪ But I'm solidified in your life ♪ 263 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,414 ♪ When they leave ♪ 264 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,378 ♪ I'll still be present ♪ 265 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,754 -Melissa: Mommy? -What?! 266 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:19,053 Melissa, I'm sorry, baby. Come here. 267 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,555 -Mommy, what's wrong? -I'm sorry. (sighs) 268 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,435 Nothing. I'm good. 269 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,980 ♪ I'll still be present ♪ 270 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,858 Fuck! 271 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,778 -Damn! -Maurice: (laughs) Oh damn, she really going through it. 272 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,279 (sighs) 273 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,991 (sighs) You know what? 274 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,244 Maybe this is a message from the ocean. 275 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,286 I hear you. 276 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,581 If I had my phone right now, I would be on it. 277 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,918 Now, would I even be able to admire these beautiful waters? 278 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,461 No! No, I wouldn't! 279 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,047 And I feel so free right now! 280 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,841 Nobody blowing me up. 281 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,260 Maurice: Don't nobody be blowing you up. 282 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,095 -Shut up. Stop filming me. -Come on! 283 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,097 -(seagulls cawing) -Ooh. 284 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:07,268 Uh-uh. Oh, no. I'm gross. 285 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,020 I got to take a shower. And you can't post that! 286 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,940 -You the feds, bro! Delete it! -(laughing) 287 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,693 ♪ Look at all this money damn you bitches bummy ♪ 288 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:20,030 ♪ I get paper now you bitches haters ♪ 289 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,408 ♪ All these diamonds now you bitches crying ♪ 290 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,161 ♪ These niggas don't want you ♪ 291 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,621 ♪ 'Cause none of you bitches wifey ♪ 292 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,291 Hey! Was it you I was talking to last night? 293 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,710 -Hell, no. That was my assistant. -Oh, word, word. 294 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,670 He mentioned y'all got an event lined up. 295 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,464 At a mansion? Hey, look, 296 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,715 my girls great in that type of vibe. 297 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,217 I can send them through again if you want. 298 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,012 Aight. Bet. 299 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,432 Shit, double up then. This should cover both nights. 300 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:49,852 Actually, I got a group I manage. 301 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:53,314 They like Cardi B and C. Man, they like 302 00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,316 Tia and Tamara Thee Stallion. That ain't even make sense, 303 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,276 but look, you feel me. Look, check this out, check this out. 304 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,819 (plays "Seduce and Scheme") 305 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,030 ♪ I'ma spend his cream ♪ 306 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,282 ♪ Put his face in that crack like fiends ♪ 307 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:05,284 ♪ Put a arch in your back then leave ♪ 308 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,410 -(song continues) -Chastity: Uh-huh! 309 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:07,661 -Aight. They kinda fire. -Yeah! I know you feel that! 310 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,705 -Yeah. -And they blowing up online, too! 311 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:13,042 Man, we do full-service entertainment around here. 312 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,045 You can have girls in the front, girls in the back, 313 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,005 -they'll shut the stage down. -Ooh. 314 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,799 -Mm... Now, don't get me wrong. -(song continues) 315 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,719 I mean, they good, but come on. 316 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,721 Just can't be spending bread booking some random bitches. 317 00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,056 -Here. -(song continues) 318 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,851 What if we made this a breadless endeavor? 319 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,687 Let's talk like businessmen. 320 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:37,942 Hola, MTV, y bienvenidos to my beautiful crib. 321 00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:38,692 -Dale! -(Maurice laughs) 322 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,362 -(Shawna laughs) -Maurice: What?! 323 00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:43,364 (Spanish accent) Here is my million-dollar view. 324 00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,950 Only the best for a night in Miami. 325 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,119 You are sick person, bro. You are not well. 326 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,871 Entonces, aqui es mi bar. 327 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,957 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro! (laughs) 328 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,292 (laughs) Oh my god, we should have been on this. 329 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:59,380 -We could have been cutting master keys the whole time! -(Shawna giggles) 330 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,507 -(cork pops) -Shawna: Nigga, who's we? 331 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,009 (glass clinking) 332 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,844 -I does this. -(Maurice laughing) 333 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,723 ♪ I'm on it, yeah, I'm on it... ♪ 334 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,892 Shawna: I feel like I should start wearing robes. 335 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,229 -I look good in this. -Maurice: I didn't even know we made these. 336 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,273 (both giggle) 337 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,234 ♪ ♪ 338 00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,611 Man, how tall did you say you were again? 339 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,447 I don't know, like... 5'11". 340 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,578 -What you doin'? What is this? -(laughs) Okay, see? See, you're a liar. 341 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,787 Oh man. 342 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,414 Also, why are you so buff? 343 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,416 -You don't do nothin'. -(sighs) Man... 344 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,463 There's some ass back there, huh? 345 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,466 Come on. (inhales) 346 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,012 Oh, don't do me like that. 347 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,347 (light R&B music playing) 348 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,438 (sighs) No. 349 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,231 Down, boy. 350 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,150 I still got all this sand on me. 351 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,862 (inhales, exhales) 352 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,032 Ladies first. 353 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,620 ♪ ♪ 354 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,876 Come on. I wouldn't want to waste water. 355 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,961 (shower running) 356 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,838 (giggles) 357 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,090 ♪ Yes, tell me somethin' ♪ 358 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,801 ♪ What's your number ♪ 359 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,928 ♪ I got something for you ♪ 360 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:30,638 ♪ If you want it ♪ 361 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,474 ♪ I got something for you ♪ 362 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,476 ♪ If you want it ♪ 363 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,353 ♪ Know I got bands like Backstreet ♪ 364 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,146 ♪ Boy, I'm the man if you ask me ♪ 365 00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:40,689 ♪ Fuck on that bitch in the backseat ♪ 366 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,025 ♪ We in the castle, yeah, I'm king ♪ 367 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,693 ♪ Now I'm in your ho, mad at me? ♪ 368 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,819 ♪ Send a DM just to trap me ♪ 369 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,656 ♪ Threw your bitch in the taxi ♪ 370 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,616 ♪ Wanna get drunk and nasty? ♪ 371 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,784 (Shawna moaning) 372 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,411 ♪ Wanna get drunk and nasty... ♪ 373 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,913 (knocking) 374 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,334 -Hi, Daddy. -Hey, baby. 375 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,586 (kiss) Why you answering the door? 376 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,088 Where Mommy? 377 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,757 This way. 378 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,052 Oh, oh. Jesus. 379 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,472 Okay. I see you was having some fun. 380 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,016 Toys everywhere. Jesus. (grunts) 381 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,060 Mia! Hey. 382 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,522 Mia! Hey, why you ain't answer the door? 383 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,940 You ain't hear me knocking? 384 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,192 Why you ain't take Melissa to school? 385 00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,529 Man, Melissa already smarter than the both of us. She fine. 386 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,115 Oh. Okay, you ain't got none of your shit together? 387 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,533 It's just Instagram. 388 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,368 You lettin' that shit fuck with your self-esteem? 389 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,537 (sighs) Damn! 390 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,372 -What? -Can I have just one day?! 391 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,374 Hey, hey, look. You can do whatever the fuck you want to, 392 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,709 but you got my kid over here! 393 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,502 -You not communicating! -Mia: I said she fine! 394 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,878 What else do you want me to say? 395 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,880 Calm your voice! Just talk to me. 396 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,090 -How the fuck did you get in my house? -What you mean? 397 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,176 Your daughter unlocked the door because you didn't! 398 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,052 -Well, see your way out. -Hey, yo, 399 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,430 you really on one. What's going on, yo? 400 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,850 Mia: I'm going through so much, and I just swallow that shit. 401 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:58,559 Don't even know why I try to talk to my mama. 402 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,478 -(scoffs) -Shit, me neither! 403 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,773 (sighs) 404 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,276 I be there for everybody. 405 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,610 When somebody gonna show up for me? 406 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,988 You got people, Mia. 407 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,240 (scoffs) Oh, for real? 408 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,744 Where they at? Come out! 409 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,620 Where the fuck they at?! 410 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,956 I had a whole baby with yo ass. 411 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,541 A whole human! 412 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,752 -And I do every fucking thing! -Whoa, 413 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,088 how the fuck did this just become about me? Huh? 414 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,214 I'm trying to help you right now! 415 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,259 You always try to make me seem like I'm a deadbeat 416 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:34,052 or some shit like that. I'm not! 417 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,429 You take her to get McFlurries 418 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,347 -and watch "Scarface" on the weekend. -Mia... 419 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,974 I'm here every fuckin' day! 420 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,477 I clothe her, I feed her, 421 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,521 and I pick her up from school by my fucking self! 422 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,443 It's hard. Damn! 423 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,863 Losin' my shit. 424 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,324 And I don't wanna keep takin' this shit out on everybody. 425 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,995 How the fuck am I suppose to be there for my baby if I can't even... 426 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,539 (sighs) 427 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,462 Look... 428 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,964 You will, okay? 429 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,761 And I-I'ma do better for you and for baby. 430 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,430 -But you got to talk to me. -(sighs) 431 00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:23,310 -(scoffs) -Aight, wha-- Aight! If not me, somebody. 432 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,479 You can't just keep that shit bottled up in you though. 433 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,063 You gotta let that shit out. 434 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,817 You'll be aight. 435 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,404 (scoffs) Oh. Okay. 436 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,156 -So you just gonna leave? -Ain't nobody-- Calm down. 437 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,494 You need to breathe some. I'm about to go fix you food. 438 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,829 -Oh. -Come on, baby, 439 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,331 -before your mama be done bit you or something. -(giggles) 440 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,959 -Well... -And up we go. 441 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,878 Don't burn down my kitchen. You know you cook like Boosie. 442 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,213 Lamont: Hungry ass. 443 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,006 ♪ ♪ 444 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:03,684 I'll replace the phone for you. You earned it. 445 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,602 Okay, we're not gonna sit here and act like my pussy 446 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,437 -is worth a measly little iPhone. -(laughs) 447 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,481 Calm down, Caresha. I'm just sayin'. 448 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,691 How you supposed to text me for dick appointments 449 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,527 if you ain't got no phone? 450 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,529 ("Miami" by Kali Uchis playing) 451 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,614 ♪ ♪ 452 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,328 ♪ How you pay for all them bills ♪ 453 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,496 Shawna: Mm! 454 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,539 Not these little-ass drinks. 455 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,207 How many ounces is this? 456 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,043 -Eight ounce. Mm-mmm. -(Maurice laughing) 457 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,004 -Damn. -Ooh, I'm about to fuck up 458 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,673 -these plantains! -Damn, weed make you violent! 459 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:39,219 -(laughing) -(phone beeping) 460 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,305 Shawna: This nigga... 461 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,764 Y'all trending in Miami. 462 00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,226 This might not be such a bad thing. 463 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,936 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,357 "I'm sorry for how shit went down. 465 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,527 "That wasn't cool. Can we talk? 466 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,278 Let me know." 467 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,115 -(laughs) -(tapping) 468 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,742 She really thought that was gonna be enough? 469 00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:05,996 No! No! Super Smash, Sista! 470 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,707 Get the fuck out my face with that weak-ass apology! 471 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:13,629 You hit my friend in public, 472 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,589 so you need to apologize... 473 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:19,384 in public! 474 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,761 (laughs) 475 00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,680 Well, well, well. 476 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,766 -(beep) -Fee-fi-fo-motherfucking-fum, 477 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,560 here this other bitch come. 478 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,395 Where's your partner in crime. 479 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,356 -Shawna? -Listen here, Ronnie, whatever the fuck your name is. 480 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:37,069 I'ma say this shit one time. Leave Mia the fuck alone. 481 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,446 Everybody is tired of your bullshit! 482 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:40,906 Your friend was rude as fuck, 483 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,783 but you conveniently left out all of her disrespect, 484 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,493 -now, didn't you? -(laughs) So, 485 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,786 why can't your girl speak for herself, though? 486 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,330 Why can't yours, bitch?! 487 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,709 (laughs) You can say whatever you want, Captain Save-a-Bird, 488 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:53,877 but your friend was still wrong for her shit. 489 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:54,962 Okay, and your friend was wrong 490 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,714 for wearing a jumpsuit with Huaraches. 491 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,007 -Where the fuck was she even going?! -Girl-- 492 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,385 -(Melissa giggles) -(kiss) 493 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,638 (squeezes bottle) 494 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,980 You actually set the table? 495 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,731 Yeah! I know how to do 496 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,984 some of the little fancy stuff. Chill out. 497 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,488 -(bag crinkling) -Thank you. 498 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,156 Mm-hmm. (chewing) 499 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,953 -(Melissa giggling) -Melissa, 500 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,246 -what is you over there doing? -(giggles) 501 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,962 -Mwah! -Now your turn, Daddy! 502 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,255 Lamont: Yeah. 503 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,384 -Mm. -Now, do it at the same time! 504 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:45,512 (laughs) 505 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,016 -(shutter snaps) -(phone chimes) 506 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,727 Girl, what I tell you about 507 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,187 -swiping away notifications like that? -(giggles) 508 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,442 I'm tired of you! 509 00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,860 Your mama should've slapped you 510 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,403 for talking crazy on here! 511 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,155 That little drop earring you got on! 512 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,282 Where you get that from? Forever 21 Men's? 513 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,035 -Mm! -You so fancy. 514 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,203 -Are you done? -Nigga, are you? 515 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,664 -Let's keep it a buck. -Maurice: Let's go. 516 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,874 You clearly just trying to ramp up engagement 517 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,625 on your weak-ass page 'cause don't nobody wanna watch you, 518 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,920 -right? So, you gotta react to everything. -Maurice: Mm-hmm! 519 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,715 So you took an unfortunate, but natural, human interaction, 520 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,467 and you made it some shit it's not! 521 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,719 Stay out of women's business, hoe! 522 00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,138 -Bum-ass nigga, lay down! -Yo! And we from Miami! 523 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:30,557 -We should be poppin' a trunk on your bitch ass, Ronnie! -Pow! Pow! Pow! 524 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,227 -You would look real good on a shirt, Ronnie! -Ooh! Shh... 525 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,771 -Airbrush to everything, bitch! -How do you turn this shit off? 526 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,064 Baby Ronnie! 527 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,608 -I can't stand this update! -Your mama made a GoFundMe. 528 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,946 Now, I see why y'all two in a group. 529 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,407 -Ay. -Hm? 530 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,077 You got some gangsta beats you could send me? 531 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:54,289 (laughs) Yeah, I got you. 532 00:22:54,372 --> 00:22:57,751 Oh, and, uh, I can pick Melissa up from school tomorrow. 533 00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,253 Take her in the morning, if that's cool. 534 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,756 Oh, there's more links in your microwave, too. 535 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,426 Butterflied a few of 'em. Chopped the other ones. 536 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,763 -Appreciate it. Your daddy crazy. -(door opens, shuts) 537 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,348 ♪ ♪ 538 00:23:11,431 --> 00:23:12,974 -Mia: Bitch, tell me! -Shawna: Okay! 539 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:16,269 -I fucked Maurice. -I knew it! 540 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,106 -Oh, I knew it! Oh my god. -(laughing) 541 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,149 Girl, you was actin' fresh off some dick. 542 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,443 -I knew it. -Girl, ooh! 543 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,278 That dick was so good. 544 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:29,116 -Too good. Criminally good. -Mm. 545 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:32,035 -I don't know what got into me. (laughs) -Hm? 546 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,787 How about a... 547 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:36,957 -skinny-legged Haitian nigga? (laughs) -What is wrong with you? 548 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,710 -Stop shaking this table. Baby-proof your home. -Fuck that table. 549 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:44,256 -(laughs) -Bitch, I had a bad day. 550 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:45,799 Oh my god, but when I saw your Live, 551 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,718 it meant a lot. 552 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:52,639 Especially because I thought you was still mad about New York. 553 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:54,933 And I thought you was ignoring my calls. 554 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,019 Wait, no, I thought you were ignoring my calls. 555 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,313 I just need you to know that I always have your back. 556 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,773 For real. 557 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,610 I know. 558 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,656 So... 559 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,783 Girl, what happened in New York? Like... 560 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,578 Are you okay? 561 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,329 I'm gonna need this shit. 562 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,208 Um... 563 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,044 Basically, 564 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,797 he let himself in the room, and, um, 565 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,675 he wasn't alone. 566 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:31,344 -(sighs) -Wait... 567 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,387 Like, he-he brought a friend with him? 568 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,684 Mia, that is not okay at all. Like, that is fucked up. 569 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,813 I mean, I didn't let nothin' happen. I cussed his ass out. 570 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,983 Then, he put me out. 571 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:48,612 (groans) I'm so stupid! (scoffs) 572 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,447 I actually thought I had this shit under control. 573 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,366 Like, I actually thought he liked me for real. 574 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:58,205 Whole time, he thought I was worthless. 575 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,790 Look, you are not stupid. You are not worthless. 576 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,375 No! 577 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:06,546 There's a lot of fuckin' assholes out there. 578 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:09,758 But, with these little hating-ass vloggers, 579 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:13,386 -gonna be some Pateks. Some private jets. -Mm. Mm. 580 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,223 -Some lobster. Who here like lobster, bitch? -Mm! 581 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,516 -I like lobster! -Period! 582 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,644 -Cheers to that, hoe! -Hm! 583 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,230 Fuck them! (laughs) 584 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,566 So... 585 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,318 I wrote a song. 586 00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,656 I mean, if you hate it, it's okay. 587 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,616 But, bitch, I had to get some shit off my chest. 588 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,619 (beat playing) 589 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,793 Where you get this beat from? 590 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,671 -Girl, you know where I got this beat from. -(beat rises) 591 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,798 ♪ My bitch so bad, my bitch so bad ♪ 592 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:52,092 ♪ Dumb hoe, you made my bitch so real ♪ 593 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:54,094 ♪ My bitch so real, fuck how you feel ♪ 594 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:55,428 ♪ My bitch a vibe, my bitch a vibe ♪ 595 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,098 ♪ She gonna fuck this shit up every time ♪ 596 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:01,059 ♪ Yeah, that's my bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 597 00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:04,479 -Mia! What? You wrote that? -Mm-hmm. 598 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:07,107 You are amazing! Girl! Girl! What?! 599 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,358 Oh my god, Mia! 600 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:12,529 -Okay. Check it. -Mm. Talk some shit. 601 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:14,030 Yeah. 602 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,615 ♪ Pussy hoe, you wish, I wish you would run on my bitch ♪ 603 00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,326 ♪ How I lit the fire so quick, on the line so quick ♪ 604 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,161 ♪ Y'all wouldn't even know I hit ♪ 605 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:24,040 -Ay! Girl, it's about to go. It's done. It's another one. -Mm... 606 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,543 -Okay. If I say... -Talk your shit now. 607 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,752 ♪ Dade County hoes don't fold ♪ 608 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,421 ♪ Outside hot but the inside cold ♪ 609 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:31,256 ♪ I talk back, never do what I'm told ♪ 610 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:32,007 ♪ Bad bitches deep any time we roll! ♪ 611 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,676 (laughing, yelling) 612 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,428 -(beat stops) -What?! 613 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:39,973 -That was so right! -That's another one! Whoo! 614 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:40,849 ♪ ♪ 615 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:44,352 Shawna: Here. Yes, strut. Get it! Ooh! 616 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:47,147 Homeless-ass hoes. A house. 617 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:50,692 Man, I know y'all hoes starving y'all thick asses off. 618 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,112 I got some shrimp, snapper, lobster... 619 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:55,280 Broccoli if y'all trying to be healthy. 620 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:56,990 -Mia: Okay. -I mean, it's fried, but it's still broccoli. 621 00:26:57,073 --> 00:27:01,578 -Shawna: Did you get the fried conch? I sent a text. -The what? 622 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,496 Can you at least act like you from Miami? 623 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,332 Both: It's conk! 624 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,167 -Got some good news. -Mia: Hm? 625 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:09,836 My homeboy, he a booking agent. He know all about y'all. 626 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:12,505 -Mm! -He throwing a party for James Harden in a few weeks. 627 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:15,633 I might be able to get y'all your debut performance. 628 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,761 Wait, what? How? 629 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,180 What you mean how? You know who I am. 630 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,349 You talking to the Chaster of Ceremonies. 631 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,309 I'm the Duke of Miami, baby! 632 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,226 But you know I ain't y'all manager or nothin', 633 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,687 so I don't wanna overstep. 634 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,523 Step. Step all over that shit. 635 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,859 Wait. Is this a real booking agent, 636 00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:34,194 or just, like, an ambitious nigga 637 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,029 -that work at Footlocker? -Come on, now. 638 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:36,905 You know I don't play. 639 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:39,282 Chastity, all you do is play. All day. 640 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,992 Chastity: Relax, Leshawn James. 641 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:44,871 It's a done deal. I closed on it earlier today. 642 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:48,333 Okay, if you really get us on the stage, Chastity, 643 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,044 -you can be our manager. -Chastity: Say less. 644 00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,254 -What y'all workin' on? -Shawna: Well, Mia over here 645 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,548 cooked up a new song for us. 646 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,050 And let me just say, that bitch go. 647 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:57,967 -(laughs) -Chastity: Oh, word? 648 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:01,054 Well, shit! Let me hear it! Press play on! 649 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:04,432 Mia: (rapping on phone) ♪ My bitch so bad, my bitch so bad... ♪ 650 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,727 ♪ Dumb hoe, you mad, my bitch so real, my bitch so real ♪ 651 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,270 Ooh! 652 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,106 This shit go crazy! 653 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,775 The hook make me wanna throw a right hook! Goddamn, B! 654 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,444 -Man, I'ma get this on that "Creed 3" soundtrack! -Yes... 655 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,613 Y'all can have all these hoes over here fightin'! 656 00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:20,115 Yo, this could go viral again! 657 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,325 -We just gotta get in a real studio this time! -Hey! 658 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,785 Yeah, you got to! 659 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,830 We gotta get a DJ. Oh, I gotta get my new wig. 660 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:29,999 We gonna need a red carpet, a stylist, 661 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,000 I'ma need some red bottoms. 662 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,753 You talking like a major label budget right now. 663 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:37,465 -Don't worry. I got it. -Oh, man. You sure? 664 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:38,842 Yes. 665 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:44,264 -She got money... -She do. Okay, let's talk about this show. 666 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:45,306 (conversation fades out) 667 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,102 -(Shawna sighs) -(typing) 668 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,437 (sends text) 669 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,273 -(conversation fades in) -(text bloops) 670 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,859 Oh shit, Shawna... 671 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,110 (sighs) 672 00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:57,694 (text chimes) 673 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,323 Are you fucking kidding me?! 674 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,703 ♪ I don't give a fuck 'bout none of that shit ♪ 675 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,163 ♪ 'Bout none of that shit ♪ 676 00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,456 ♪ I don't give a fuck 'bout none of that shit ♪ 677 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:10,832 ♪ 'Bout none of that shit ♪ 678 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,793 ♪ I don't give a fuck 'bout none of that shit ♪ 679 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,211 ♪ 'Bout none of that shit ♪ 680 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,546 ♪ I don't give a fuck 'bout none of that shit ♪ 681 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,755 ♪ 'Bout none of that shit ♪ 682 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,591 ♪ Nigga want war, just said that ♪ 683 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:22,051 ♪ Where I'm from, we don't play that ♪ 684 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,095 ♪ Niggas I'm with gonna spray that ♪ 685 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,638 ♪ Faceshots, he'll send that ♪ 686 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,681 ♪ Nigga want war, just said it ♪ 687 00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:29,225 ♪ Where I'm from, we don't play that ♪ 688 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,977 ♪ Niggas I'm with gonna spray that ♪ 689 00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,897 ♪ Faceshots, he'll send that, ay, let's get it, let's go ♪ 690 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,773 ♪ Lil ass hoe, dick ride, she slow ♪ 691 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:36,816 ♪ Bi-bitch ass nigga, he lyin', he froze ♪ 692 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,444 ♪ Ain't-ain't gotta cap 'bout shit you know ♪ 693 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:41,196 ♪ Niggas switch up when they pockets hit no ♪ 694 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,906 ♪ Nigga, hurtin' bad, if you 'bout it let it show ♪ 695 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,616 ♪ Ten toes down, I'ma tell it how it go ♪ 696 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,284 ♪ I'ma tell it what it is, bad bitch, no joke ♪ 697 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:48,203 ♪ You not like that, why you cappin' and shit? ♪ 698 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,996 ♪ All that shit whack, why you rappin' and shit? ♪ 699 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:51,080 ♪ Dick so big, he be packin' and shit ♪ 700 00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,707 ♪ Let it out, poke out, got a Mac with a clip ♪ 701 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,585 ♪ Me and one hoe, she a silent lil bitch ♪ 702 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,170 ♪ Take a nigga down, she be robbin' and shit ♪ 703 00:29:57,253 --> 00:29:58,880 ♪ Smokin' out the pound in the back of the whip ♪ 704 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,007 ♪ Pack touch down, I'm aborting the ship ♪ 705 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,176 ♪ Hell nah, we ain't giving out statements, nigga ♪ 706 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,177 ♪ Young bitch, my bag, I triple ♪ 707 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,679 ♪ Rap game thinkin' I'm a public figure ♪ 708 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,348 ♪ Real niggas, I love my niggas ♪ 709 00:30:08,431 --> 00:30:10,308 ♪ Hoes turned fake when the buzz got bigger ♪ 710 00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,060 ♪ Even though my own fam be switchin' ♪ 711 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,603 ♪ Even though my own blood not thicker ♪ 712 00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:15,605 ♪ I'm ten toes down, one deep with the richest ♪ 713 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,815 ♪ I don't give a fuck 'bout none of that shit ♪ 714 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:18,942 ♪ 'Bout none of that shit! ♪