1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,836 ♪ I'm living like I'm young forever, yeah... ♪ 2 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:04,796 BELA: Good morning, everyone, and thanks again 3 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:05,839 for agreeing to be participants 4 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,257 in my Psych 101 study. 5 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,592 Of course. I love experiments. 6 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,094 So what are we talking? Single blinds? 7 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,971 Double blinds? Any dichotomous variables? 8 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,347 Kimberly, you're already queen geek. 9 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,640 You don't need to nerd flex. 10 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,100 I'm attempting to prove my theory 11 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,894 that women are just as horny as men. 12 00:00:19,936 --> 00:00:22,397 And I'll be collecting data with these devices. 13 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,941 I'm sorry, is there something about my personality 14 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,943 that suggests you can toss something at me? 15 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,987 The idea is that whenever you have a sexual thought 16 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:32,949 or feeling, big or small, you mark it with a click. 17 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,493 Ah, interesting. So like when you said the word click, 18 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,537 and I thought it sounded like "dick," that's a click? 19 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,414 BELA: Exactly. In fact, that's gonna be 20 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,166 a big, thick click for me, too. 21 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,917 I love that you're combining feminism and science, 22 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,961 but could you possibly be turning school into sex 23 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,546 because you and Arvind still haven't hooked up? 24 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,298 Wait, Arvind is single now, 25 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,799 and he still hasn't made a move? 26 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,468 I say this as a proud virgin: 27 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:52,677 what is wrong with that prude? 28 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,429 I know. It's driving me insane. 29 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:55,680 Why don't you make a move, then? 30 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,390 No way, too high stakes. 31 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,850 I don't know how he feels. 32 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,727 Plus, he just broke up with his girlfriend, 33 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,187 and I like him. 34 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:04,022 (sighs) I don't want to be a rebound. 35 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,774 -Oh, I get that. -Totally. -Yeah. 36 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,233 Now, if you don't mind, 37 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,943 I need to watch videos of male celebrities 38 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,196 working out so I stop thinking about Arvind. 39 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,697 (clicking rapidly) 40 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,407 (plaintive groan) 41 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:15,950 -(clicking continues) -BELA: No one come in here! 42 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:18,161 -Loud music, anyone? -Yes, please. 43 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:21,081 ♪ Girls, heal like you never cried ♪ 44 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,166 ♪ Dance like you never tried ♪ 45 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,877 ♪ Love like you've never been hurt this time ♪ 46 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,629 ♪ Girls... ♪ 47 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:29,589 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,175 I can't believe it's been a year since last Parents Weekend. 49 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,884 We've been through so much together, 50 00:01:33,926 --> 00:01:36,262 and I finally figured out my proper bra size. 51 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,139 Well, my dad's very excited to visit. 52 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:39,890 Not to see me. He found a dinner reservation 53 00:01:39,973 --> 00:01:41,726 that gets him triple diamond points on OpenTable. 54 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,771 He has so many points, he could literally buy a restaurant. 55 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:45,896 Well, my mom's not gonna make it. 56 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,524 The President's dog bit her. 57 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:48,733 -(both gasping) -No, she's fine. 58 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,151 Just staying out of the public eye 59 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,735 to bury the story. But it's for the best. 60 00:01:51,777 --> 00:01:53,321 My dad's coming and he's way cooler. 61 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:54,989 The KJ House invited him to play guitar for them. 62 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:58,201 Oh, a guitar concert? Your dad must rock. 63 00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,911 He does, yeah. He's my role model. 64 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,371 I would've been a guitarist, too, 65 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,956 if I didn't get my mom's stiff-ass knuckles. 66 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:04,040 KACEY: Oh, I love that. 67 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,667 My mom and I are the same. 68 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:07,085 She's my best friend. 69 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:09,294 In fact, everyone always thinks we're twins. 70 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:10,588 It's so random. 71 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,798 WHITNEY: Oh, wow. 72 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:12,966 But she's so much taller than you. 73 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:14,509 Twins can be different heights. 74 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,428 You know what? That reminds me, I should text her 75 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,596 and ask what color we're gonna wear tonight. 76 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:22,058 -Spoiler alert, it might be green. -(phone chimes) 77 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,186 That's a lot of Eli on read. 78 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,730 You still mad at him for leaving you 79 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:27,897 high on molly at that party last week? 80 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,858 Kind of. I mean, he apologized, 81 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,443 but I don't think we're a good match. 82 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,945 Like, he's way more of a partier than I realized. 83 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,155 And we just have different lifestyles. 84 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,740 He's not exactly Merrick Garland. 85 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:37,781 You mean Jewish? 86 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,075 No, that's not-- I mean-- 87 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,910 I-I wouldn't care if he was Jewish. 88 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:42,746 I love the Jewish people. I'm sorry, what was I saying? 89 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:44,622 -You know we're not recording this, right? -KIMBERLY: Right. 90 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:45,915 Anyway, I've decided to avoid him 91 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,375 by focusing on schoolwork. 92 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,002 I have a big debate coming up in Ethics class 93 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:51,254 that I am very prepared for. 94 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,881 Check it out. 95 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,466 It's my first time working with a full six inches. 96 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,552 (clicking) 97 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,222 What? You're the weird one for talking about a binder that way. 98 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,183 ♪ ♪ 99 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,603 What's up, mother-FAFers? 100 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,356 Bela, you got me FOLing, FAFing out loud. 101 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,274 Okay, can we come back when you've finished 102 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,276 whatever this sad, rehearsed thing is? 103 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,070 Well, as you all know, it's Parents Weekend, 104 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,863 so we wanted to do a quick check-in 105 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:19,491 to make sure everyone is feeling emotionally prepared, 106 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,326 because we know, well, not everyone's family is perfect. 107 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,120 Oh, please. My dad died when I was five 108 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,539 and my mom is so absent that when I told her I was gay, 109 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,708 she texted back, "Who is this?" 110 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:30,835 Beat that. 111 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,462 Okay, well, this isn't a competition. 112 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,089 No, she definitely wins. 113 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:35,840 Yeah, that actually made me realize 114 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,009 that my parents aren't so bad. Thanks, Taylor. 115 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,011 You're welcome. So, let's move on. 116 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,513 -Moving right along... -Mm-hmm. 117 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:44,766 ...if you smelled gas in the gym yesterday, 118 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,893 bad news: it was gas. 119 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:49,103 Chlorine gas, as a matter of fact. 120 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,606 So, do let us know if you have any new sores, 121 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,942 lesions, growths, visions... 122 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:58,863 Okay, Dan, you got to go to the doctor right now, buddy. 123 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,409 Hey, so, um, I know it's last second, 124 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:05,203 but you can come to dinner with my parents tonight if you want. 125 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,204 Okay. 126 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:07,789 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 127 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,124 I thought you'd be too cool 128 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,959 and say no and then insult my hair. 129 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,335 Or my outfit. Or both. 130 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:13,753 No, I appreciate it. 131 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,464 I'm deeply curious to see who make you. 132 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:18,675 Bela. Great tag-teaming today. 133 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:21,845 Oh, totally. That's exactly how I use that phrase, too. 134 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,304 You and I should tag-team again. 135 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,515 Deal. Well, anyways, I'm taking my parents 136 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,726 to a fun mixer tomorrow for all the Indian students at Essex. 137 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,561 If you're free, you and your parents should come. 138 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:32,355 Oh, that sounds fun, but, uh, my parents aren't coming. 139 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,691 And I-I'm just generally busy all weekend. 140 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:35,734 I'm training for a 10K. 141 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,360 Oh, wow. Oh, my goodness. 142 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,487 Let me know when it is. I love cheering on runners. 143 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:42,073 Oh, I'm, yeah, I'm not a runner. 144 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,951 It's actually a deep underwater swim. 145 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:46,828 So you can't. 146 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,830 Any, uh, have fun this weekend, eh? 147 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,085 Okay, no judgment for lying, I love a good wild lie, 148 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,588 but what was that? I thought you liked Arvind. 149 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,174 I do. Which is why he can't meet my parents. 150 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,760 Arvind is like Indian parent catnip. 151 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,470 They'd get all weird and matchmake-y 152 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,180 and start investigating to make sure we're not related. 153 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,848 But didn't you do that? 154 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,767 Yes, but it's annoying when parents do it. 155 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,102 Also, there is a second cousin that seems borderline, 156 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,104 and I can't have anyone looking any further. 157 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,356 Did you kiss your cousin? 158 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,441 ♪ This is how we do it. ♪ 159 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,859 KIMBERLY: You can quote Rousseau all you want, 160 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,527 but if you'd read his work, 161 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,113 you'd know that he dismantles your own argument. 162 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,782 Or as he writes in Emile: 163 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:26,451 "Tout dégénère entre les mains de l'homme." 164 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:30,914 Yes! Woo! A-plus, if you ask me, Prof. 165 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,125 ♪ ♪ 166 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,838 Kimberly, that was a really 167 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,465 impressive argument you had today. 168 00:05:40,548 --> 00:05:42,717 Thank you, Professor. 169 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:43,927 And this is my mom. 170 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,387 She's not usually in a wheelchair. 171 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,263 I slipped on some hummus at the grocery store. 172 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:49,474 Sounds like you might have a pretty strong legal claim. 173 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,433 Oh, I wish. I signed so many waivers 174 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,061 in exchange for a coupon. 175 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,606 Mom, Professor Friedman is the premier legal scholar 176 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,149 of U.S. Constitutional law. 177 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,276 And she just surpassed the late Ronald Dworkin 178 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:03,571 to become the second most-cited American legal scholar. 179 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,616 -Wow. -You've really done your homework, huh? 180 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,785 That's because I love homework. 181 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,328 Speaking of, I'd like to apply 182 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,205 for the Con Law symposium you host. 183 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:15,750 She hosts an incredibly prestigious Con Law symposium. 184 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,293 Wow. 185 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,462 I wish my parents were as impressed with me. 186 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:22,924 But all they ever care about is where or not I know Judge Judy. 187 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,342 I love Judge Judy. 188 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,510 Of course you do. 189 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,971 Uh, anyway, Kimberly, my symposium, 190 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,515 it's only for third and fourth years. 191 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,768 But I could make an exception for the right student. 192 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,061 Send me your application. 193 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,773 Really? Thank you. Consider it done. 194 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,316 (squeals) 195 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,905 (playing slow melody) 196 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,952 Yeah, Dad! 197 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,538 Here comes his big solo. 198 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,957 Isn't it all a solo? He's the only one up there. 199 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,585 ♪ ♪ 200 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,045 (indistinct chatter) 201 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,838 What'd you think? 202 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,966 I was worried the kids might not be into a-melodic neo jazz. 203 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,634 No way. They loved it. Right, Willow? 204 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:10,555 Totally. A-melodic neo jazz was on my Spotify Wrapped. 205 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,015 -Yep. -Hey, Whit. 206 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,727 Hey. Uh, Dad, this is my friend, Isaiah. 207 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,104 Just wanted to say, musician to musician, that was dope. 208 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,522 I play piano. 209 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:20,857 You do? Since when? 210 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,734 Always. It's pretty much all I do. 211 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,361 -It is? -Yup. 212 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,154 Well, just wanted to say hi, great show. 213 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,655 -And I'll see you around, Whit. -Yeah. 214 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,199 So you two are friends 215 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,658 that barely know each other, 216 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,993 but you'll see him around? 217 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:34,162 Is that a little situationship? 218 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,456 -Dad. -Oh, shit, yeah, you called it, they're getting it in. 219 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,207 Willow. We're not talking about this. 220 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,751 -Mm-hmm. Okay. -(phone buzzing) 221 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,628 -Hello? -Hi, I'm calling 222 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,297 from the mental health services department. 223 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:45,674 Am I speaking with Whitney Chase? 224 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:46,675 Everything okay? 225 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,885 Yeah, it's Ace Hardware. 226 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,388 Miss, this is not an Ace Hardware. 227 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,807 Although I would love to work at an Ace Hardware. 228 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,141 Everything's so organized. 229 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,685 No college students. 230 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,603 Hi, sorry, can I just ask why you're calling? 231 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,438 Uh, sorry, um, this is just protocol. 232 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,107 We follow up with, um, anyone who swipes 233 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,817 into the mental health facility, 234 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,944 just to see if you need somebody to talk to. 235 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,904 Oh, okay, that's totally unnecessary. 236 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,280 I just swiped in to use the bathroom. 237 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,700 But thank you for checking. Bye. 238 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,994 (sighs) 239 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:17,455 Good news, my power drill just came in. 240 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,915 -Oh. -I've gotten into power tools. 241 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,457 For feminism. 242 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,335 ♪ ♪ 243 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,130 ♪ Ooh-ooh... ♪ 244 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,424 (both squeal) 245 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,551 -Mom, you're here. -There she is. My baby. 246 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,636 Oh, you are so gorgeous. 247 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,304 You're just like a little version of me. 248 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,097 Except your collagen is natural 249 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,808 and mine was injected in my face. 250 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,477 (gasps) Speaking of, I love what you did what your eyebrows. 251 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:42,355 Well, thanks, Dr. Resnick pulled them a little tight, 252 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,940 so I can't fully close my eyes yet, 253 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,275 but who needs to blink, right? 254 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,068 Well, I am so excited that you're here. 255 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,445 I have the whole day planned out. 256 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,447 -Okay. -The closest mall isn't great, 257 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,741 but they do have a kiosk that can bedazzle anything. 258 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,035 -(gasps) -Last week, I had them do my flat iron. 259 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,703 Yeah, but this is my first time at Essex. 260 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,497 Should we see the campus, or maybe go on a hike 261 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,125 and explore the Vermont nature? 262 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:05,295 -(laughter) -I'm kiddin'. 263 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,713 I'd rather kill myself. 264 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,007 No, let's go max out Daddy's credit card. 265 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,051 I brought the really heavy one with me. 266 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,803 A hike? You almost had me, Mom. 267 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,472 -I know. Gross. -(laughs) 268 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:16,348 ♪ ♪ 269 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,807 ♪ Wow... ♪ 270 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,601 If you need to work on your application, 271 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,770 you know, I can find something fun to do. 272 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,646 I saw there's a karaoke event. 273 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,231 You know I love watching karaoke. 274 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,900 Mom, you can watch karaoke at home. 275 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,818 Don't worry about me, I've already done my application. 276 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:31,446 I've been angling for this symposium since freshman year. 277 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,989 -CAROL: Of course. -Kimberly. 278 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,741 Eli. Hey. 279 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,326 What a timely run-in. 280 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,119 Yeah, uh, what's been going on? 281 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:39,621 I haven't heard from you in a bit. 282 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,998 Yeah, sorry, I've had a lot of school stuff 283 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,125 and then, you know, I just haven't checked my phone. 284 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,670 -My mom's in town. -Oh, this is your mom. 285 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,546 I thought it had to be a classmate, 286 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,924 or a high school senior you were showing around the campus. 287 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,342 CAROL: Oh, I could just hug you! 288 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,968 But it would be too painful to stand. 289 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,178 How do you two know each other? 290 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,722 That's a good question. Um... 291 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,724 -Dating. -Dating. 292 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,811 Yeah. We're dating. 293 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,271 -Dating? Really? -Mm-hmm. 294 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,273 Well, uh-- we need to get to know each other better. 295 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,650 Why don't you come to dinner tonight? 296 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,360 Oh, that's a nice idea, but I'm sure 297 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,028 his parents are in town and/or he's busy. 298 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,489 Oh, they aren't and/or I'm not. I would love to come. 299 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,200 -Great. -It is. Great. 300 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,576 -It's great. -Great. 301 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:19,744 Great! 302 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,872 ♪ Ready for the good times... ♪ 303 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,457 Crisis averted. 304 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,459 The host has said she can add the extra seat 305 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,713 to the reservation and I get to keep my OpenTable points. 306 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:33,341 Amazing news, the points survive. 307 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,759 Thank you all for including me. 308 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,219 Of course. 309 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,013 Bela told us that you are alone and troubled. 310 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,223 -Mom... -It's fine. 311 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,933 I like the word troubled, it suits me. 312 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,226 I am troubled. 313 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,228 There you are! 314 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,439 -Oh, good to see you. -Hello! 315 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,649 I bet you're all wondering what happened to my leg. 316 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,401 Well, it is a pretty interesting story. 317 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:52,610 NEEVAN: I'm sure. 318 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,945 Who is the boy? 319 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,280 Oh, this is Eli. 320 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,657 I hope it's okay to add one more person. 321 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,953 -Hi. -Yeah. What is he doing here? 322 00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,121 I thought you were avoiding him. 323 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,831 I am. But my mom invited him. 324 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,458 -Ah. -Mm. 325 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,792 Hey, everyone. We're here. 326 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,794 Hey, it's so nice to finally meet you all. 327 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,129 Hi, I'm Bela. 328 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,590 It is so nice to finally see you, too. 329 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,467 -(device clicks) -Bela, no. 330 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,802 What? I have to be honest to the experiment. 331 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:21,139 And to put it in clinical terms, your dad is a 10. 332 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,058 Calm down, he is not that hot. 333 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,976 -He's pretty hot. -(device clicks) 334 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:27,604 Sorry. I had to. For science. 335 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:28,980 -BELA: Ah! -Oh, my God. 336 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,982 ♪ ♪ 337 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,817 Hi, y'all, sorry we're late... 338 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,194 -TRACEY: Hi. -...but you know the saying: 339 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,862 Pretty shows up pretty late... 340 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,032 BOTH: But beauty makes an entrance. 341 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,159 I love that saying. 342 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,786 I'm gonna text that to myself. 343 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,995 Oh, shoot, I think I left my phone 344 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,330 back in my other scooter. 345 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,664 You know what? I'm just gonna say it 346 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,957 ten times in my head so it sticks. 347 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,376 Oh, my goodness, 348 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,711 you all look so much like your parents, 349 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,171 it's adorable. 350 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,340 Right here. Perfect split. 351 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,842 A total daddy's girl. 352 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,511 And you four... 353 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,596 What a gorgeous family! 354 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:02,389 Amazing. 355 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,683 We are amazing aren't we? 356 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,560 I'd like to say we lost track of time getting ready, 357 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,396 but the truth is we needed an extra three hours 358 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,814 for our blowouts. 359 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,190 Ah, that is the truth. 360 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,067 My Carolina curls are still adjusting 361 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,027 to this Vermont mountain air. 362 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,362 Hair lag is real. 363 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,823 Each hour of travel adds one day of frizz. 364 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,783 Kiki, honey. Oh, no, no, no. Keep your sweater on, 365 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702 your arms look way better covered, you know that. 366 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,454 KACEY: Oh. (chuckles) 367 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,831 It is a little cold in here, I guess. 368 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,708 Um, so, did we miss any good stories? 369 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,334 I was just telling everybody 370 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,670 about how vivid my dreams have gotten 371 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,505 since I've been on these pain meds. 372 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,299 It's like being in my own movie. 373 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,843 It's beautiful. 374 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:42,429 (jazz music playing) 375 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,892 Uh, more water for me, please. 376 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,729 (devices clicking) 377 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,816 Okay, what is up with these clickers? 378 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:55,984 Oh, uh, it's just 379 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,986 some psych experiment Bela is doing. 380 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,864 Really? Our Beta is doing an experiment? 381 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,449 Tell us more. 382 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,492 The details are very technical, Mom, but, um... 383 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:08,496 in laymen's terms I'm collecting data on happiness, 384 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,915 and we click these when we feel joy. 385 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,500 Impressive. 386 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,878 I love how focused you've become on your studies. 387 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,922 It makes me feel joyful about my daughter. 388 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,592 No, Dad, you're-you're, 389 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,260 you're gonna tamper with the results. 390 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,262 DAVID: Well, while we're bragging about our babies, 391 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:29,184 Whitney is juggling academics and soccer like a pro. 392 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,435 My girl's a total killer. 393 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,145 (all laugh) 394 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,565 Well, count me as the proud parent of a total killer, too. 395 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,859 Her professor invited her 396 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,403 to a very exclusive simpo-museum. 397 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,322 Oh, I just applied, I'm not in yet, 398 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,656 and it's a symposium. 399 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,659 That's what I said. Sim-po-mu-see-um. 400 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,578 (chuckles) She's gonna get in. 401 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:49,913 KIMBERLY: I hope. 402 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,290 It's a long shot, but it would be huge. 403 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,292 One letter of rec from this professor 404 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,835 can basically get you into Yale Law. 405 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,463 -(inaudible) -You want do more school 406 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,090 to get into extra school. 407 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,591 I mean, I love my classes, 408 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,760 but she takes it to a whole new level. 409 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,720 Yeah, well, we can't all party every night. 410 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,430 Yeah, that's what makes you special. 411 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,307 -Mm-hmm. -CAROL: Aw, Kimberly... 412 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,267 That is so sweet. 413 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,769 He's so supportive. 414 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,521 Speaking of great supportive guys, 415 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,231 don't you girls just love Cal? 416 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,316 -Cal? -Kacey's boyfriend Calvin. 417 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,945 She came to Essex for him. Have you girls not met him yet? 418 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,239 BELA: Oh, um... 419 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,658 Yeah, of course, Cal! Sorry. 420 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,368 I was confused because we call him Big C. 421 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,495 -We love Big C. -KACEY: Yeah. 422 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,830 Well, what's not to love? 423 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,332 And you know, his family is very rich. 424 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,835 -Tobacco money. -(all exclaim) 425 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:39,087 -Yes, we love that. -TRACEY: Yeah. 426 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:42,298 Anyways, um, Big C couldn't be here tonight 427 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,842 because he's been sick. 428 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,636 And it's very contagious. It could be meningitis. 429 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,847 Can he touch his chin to his chest? 430 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,974 That is the test to see if you have meningitis. 431 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,183 Like this. 432 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,020 Yes. 433 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,813 I can't afford to get meningitis. 434 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,315 Kimberly, see if my chin touches my chest. 435 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,985 Oh. Oh, Kimberly. 436 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,153 Oh, Kimber-- 437 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,529 Okay, thank God. 438 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,406 Do you want me to talk your boyfriend 439 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,699 through the chin test? 440 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,701 Dad, that-- that won't be necessary, 441 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,536 He's-he's fine. Why don't we talk about something else? 442 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,705 Politics? Who cares. 443 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540 (mouths) 444 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,710 If my mom and Eli find one more thing in common, 445 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,378 I'm gonna have to call in a bomb threat. 446 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,255 He better not have a sister with GERD. 447 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,215 -Hey. -Hey. 448 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,051 Thank you for not telling my mom about the breakup. 449 00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,385 Of course, but why haven't you told her? 450 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,887 I thought you were best friends. 451 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,638 We are. I just... I haven't found the right time 452 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,515 to do it, and I feel bad because I never lie to her. 453 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,476 Ever? I lie to my mom all the time. 454 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,061 She still thinks the porn she found 455 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,937 on my computer was a burglar's from a break-in. 456 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,565 -We filed a police report. -Yeah, I tell my mom 457 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,025 our soccer gear cost ten K a semester, 458 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,568 even though the school pays for everything. 459 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,694 This jacket? Shin guard money. 460 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,196 My mom still doesn't know 461 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,614 that I'm the one who fed our dog two breakfasts. 462 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,491 If you knew my mom and my dog, 463 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,575 you would know what a big deal that is. 464 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,660 I guess I'm just closer 465 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,954 to my mom than you guys are to yours. 466 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,290 Good chat. 467 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,543 -♪ ♪ -CAROL: This is so interesting. 468 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,128 Thank you for sharing. 469 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,630 -Oh, Kimberly. -Uh-huh. 470 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,215 Eli was just telling us how he's a bisexual. 471 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,758 I think it's neat. 472 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,927 Oh. I'm so sorry I missed however that came up. 473 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,429 I have a gay coworker. His name is Eric. 474 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,723 -Okay, Dad. -No. It's-it's true. 475 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,225 I'm not making it up. 476 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,227 He kissed his boyfriend right in front of me. 477 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,605 And I said, "Good job, Eric. That was very nice." 478 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,148 You know, I always wanted a gay best friend. 479 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,483 Someone to follow me around, 480 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:24,943 then when I pick up an ugly shirt, 481 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,945 -they're like, "Uh-uh, girl." -(laughter) 482 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,406 Well, gay people aren't an accessory. 483 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,574 Working in the arts, I've learned a lot from being around 484 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,451 all sexuality and genders. 485 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,162 -Even the newer ones they've just made up. -Gah. so close. 486 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,123 Taylor, Bela tells me you are gay? 487 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,375 Yeah, that's true. It's one of my three things. 488 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,085 Gay, British and alcoholic. 489 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,713 I also have a dead dad, but don't worry about that one. 490 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,965 That one's fixed. That's what therapy's for. 491 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,634 Ah, kids these days and their therapy. 492 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,261 I mean, no offense. I'm sure 493 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,471 -that you actually needed it, but... -Thank you. 494 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,724 -There's so much talk about mental health. -TRACEY: Yes. 495 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,308 But I don't believe in it. 496 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,810 I think it's just an excuse 497 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,021 that people use to act the way they like to act, 498 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,857 -but with no consequences. -TRACEY: Right. 499 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,567 You know, not one member of our family has had 500 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,901 to go to therapy. 501 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,737 I guess we just have good genes. 502 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,321 CAROL: Bad genes are so common in our family. 503 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,992 You know, I haven't seen any proof that therapy works. 504 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,411 Kimberly's aunt went to therapy, and she stayed crazy. 505 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,121 DAVID: Well, here's one thing I've noticed. 506 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,582 Our generation never knew the word "triggered." 507 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,416 You know what that means? 508 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,127 We never got triggered. 509 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,003 (laughter) 510 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,298 What? I think people talk about therapy 511 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,716 like we all should do it, 512 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,051 but mathematically, that can't be true. 513 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,053 -We can't all need it. -Exactly. 514 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,929 Some of us can figure things out on our own. 515 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,224 There are a lot of good experimental therapies. 516 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,602 Like microdosing. That really helped me. 517 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,020 Well, that sounds kind of cool. 518 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,855 Mom, you don't even know what microdosing is. 519 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,523 How bad could it be? It's micro. 520 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,776 Exactly. She gets it. 521 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,945 Uh, do you have any plans for your unused pain meds? 522 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,864 TRACEY: They should remake The Blind Side. 523 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,783 It's such... it's such an important film. 524 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,744 (quietly): Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. 525 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,080 -Uh, Bela? -BELA: Arvind! 526 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,248 Ah, it's crazy seeing you here. 527 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,876 Yeah. Um, Mom, Dad, this is Bela. 528 00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,545 Arvind told us so much about you. The big swimmer? 529 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,340 Yes, I love the feeling of getting tired underwater. 530 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,884 -I'll walk you out. -Oh. Are these your parents? 531 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,261 Yes, we are. Hello. I'm Reena. 532 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,222 This is my husband Nevaan. 533 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,973 Oh, hi. I'm Arvind. 534 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,934 Uh, Bela mentioned you weren't coming. 535 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,894 Yes, I did say that. Um, it's a crazy story. 536 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,354 But... (laughs) ...long story short, 537 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,106 they-they were able to come last second. 538 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,817 Last second? No, we booked this months ago. 539 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,819 We would never book last second. 540 00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,406 (laughter) 541 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:37,117 Uh, right. Well, um, I don't want to interrupt. 542 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,079 We were just leaving, but, um, I hope you have a good dinner. 543 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,418 He seemed like a nice boy, Beta. 544 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,712 (Bela scoffs softly) 545 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,799 -KACEY: Thank you. -Oh, Kiki, they forgot 546 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,592 to put your salad dressing on the side. 547 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,094 -Here, let's switch. -Oh. 548 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,221 -No, that's okay. I don't mind. -Ah, nonsense. 549 00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,889 Not with the way they pour it in restaurants. 550 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:02,100 You know, all the calories are in the dressing. 551 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,728 CAROL: And that's just my cousin on my dad's side. 552 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,980 There are so many more on my mom's side. 553 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,773 What's wrong, Beta? You're not hungry? 554 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,400 Nothing. I'm fine. 555 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,445 -What about the boy? -Mom, Dad, 556 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,740 I'm... Actually, I'm-I'm not even ready to date boys. 557 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,783 Good. School first. 558 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,452 -That's our Bela. -(Kacey laughs) 559 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,704 (coughs) Sorry. 560 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,622 I choked on my dry salad. 561 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,332 (phone buzzes) 562 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,670 What's wrong? Was it the oysters? 563 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,380 -Mine were very raw. -No, it's worse. 564 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,257 You know how I scroll the apps to pass the time, 565 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,967 -boost my self-esteem, sometimes lower it? -Yeah. 566 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,135 -Yeah, did that yesterday. -Yeah, I guess. 567 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,803 Well, I scrolled into a nightmare. 568 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,972 -Uh-oh. Isaiah? -No, that's nothing. 569 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,266 We see each other on there a lot. I helped him edit his pics. 570 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,435 This is apocalyptic. 571 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,686 BELA: Your dad?! 572 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,146 -This is crazy. -(device clicks) 573 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:49,773 -Really, Kacey? -What? 574 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,066 You don't have to have had sex 575 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,942 to respect an older man's magnetism. 576 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,819 -Yeah, I bet he doesn't have to try too hard. -Bela! 577 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,613 Hold on. Apps aren't just for hooking up. 578 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,532 That could be the sweet smirk of a dad looking for romance. 579 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,825 If you look at his profile, 580 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,452 -we can-- Oops. -(gasps) 581 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536 Oops? What did you oops? 582 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,331 I just swiped right on your dad. 583 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,957 You did what?! 584 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,959 TRACEY: Miss Congeniality might as well 585 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,419 -just be an autobiography. -(mouths) 586 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,546 -TRACEY: You know? She is... -Everything okay? 587 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,173 Yeah. Yeah, I'm normal. 588 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,008 So, Eli wants to join us when we go see 589 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,885 the Barre City Library tomorrow. 590 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,261 What? You invited him? 591 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,263 -It's, like, a four-hour drive. -I know. 592 00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,683 I'm excited to see what makes this old library so special. 593 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:25,850 What makes this old library special 594 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:26,893 is that it's an old library. 595 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,061 Is something wrong? 596 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,437 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. 597 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,522 -Are you sure? -Yes. 598 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,815 You seem stressed tonight. 599 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,316 Because I want to break up with him! 600 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,609 What? 601 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:35,610 Wow. 602 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,153 KIMBERLY: Uh... 603 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,863 I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this here. 604 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,699 But, yes, I think we should break up. 605 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,702 Really? Why? Is this 'cause Dick Cheney's my godfather? 606 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,704 What? I didn't even know that. No. 607 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,247 Can we talk about this in private? 608 00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:49,833 It's not like we talk anymore. 609 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,043 I mean, he's never reached out to me, but... 610 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,295 Who's Dick Cheney? 611 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,047 So... 612 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,340 you want to break up. 613 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,050 I thought things were going well. 614 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,427 I just bought us a new psychedelic 615 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,970 I thought we could try together. 616 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,430 It comes from a cactus. 617 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:04,639 Okay, but what about me 618 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,349 makes you think I'd like that? 619 00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,350 You're from Arizona. 620 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,685 I thought you love cacti. 621 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:10,145 Look, Eli, I like you, 622 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,564 but we just live very, very different lives. 623 00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,692 Case in point, I would never smoke a cactus drug. 624 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,485 You don't smoke it-- you snort it. 625 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,987 That's even worse. 626 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,114 I know this is a stereotypical breakup line, 627 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,074 but I really would like to stay friends. 628 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:27,037 Well, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bummed. 629 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,289 But I appreciate you saying that. 630 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,833 ♪ ♪ 631 00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,086 Sorry about that, everyone. 632 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:38,173 Who needs another glass of wine? (chuckles) 633 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,966 No, but, seriously, all's good. Let's eat. 634 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,387 And I'm fine, too. We're staying friends. 635 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,558 CAROL: Well, that's so nice. Kids can be so mature these days. 636 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,684 ELI: Mmm! 637 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,519 Mmm, these ribs are fantastic. 638 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,605 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 639 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,107 We got to come here more often. 640 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,860 -That was fun. -CAROL: Yeah. 641 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,111 DAVID: Even more fun-- I just got 642 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,529 a new app that can split the bill 643 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,365 and calculate the tip with just one-- 644 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,908 Oh, wow. 645 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,201 -No, don't click on that. -Okay. 646 00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:08,703 TRACEY: Is everything okay? 647 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,497 Okay, how 'bout I just put my card down and pay 648 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,040 for the whole thing? All right? That's easier. 649 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,291 So all of us can end and we can leave. 650 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,210 -End and leave. -Thank you. 651 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,921 Kiki, honey, why don't we take these leftovers back for Calvin? 652 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,256 Oh, I don't think that's such a good idea. 653 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:23,301 It's actually become a stomach bug, too. He just texted me. 654 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,303 Oh, dear. Well, a good girlfriend 655 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,639 would at least bring him some electrolytes or some soup. 656 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,224 I really think it's fine, Mom. 657 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,351 Okay, well, if you're not gonna do it, then I will, 658 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:34,062 -because I'm practically his mother-in-law. -Not anymore. 659 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:36,981 We broke up. 660 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,566 TRACEY: Are you serious? 661 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,485 -What did you do? -Nothing. I was just-- 662 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,320 People don't just break up for no reason, Kiki. 663 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,906 This is awful. Our Christmas cruise to the Caribbean. 664 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:48,159 Your dad and him already booked slots on the climbing wall. 665 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,703 -You know how hard those are to get. -I know. 666 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,162 Calvin must be heartbroken. 667 00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:53,498 -Calvin sucks. -BELA: Yes, he's a cheating, 668 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,833 lying piece of trash. 669 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,334 Yeah, it's true. Kacey's way better off 670 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,336 -without that douchebag. -Excuse me, excuse me, 671 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,797 but this is a family discussion. And where I come from, 672 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,132 we respect people's privacy, so... 673 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,759 Bollocks. Who cares where you're from? 674 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,344 Maybe you should care less 675 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:07,971 about privacy and appearances and more about why 676 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,264 your daughter's too scared to talk to you. 677 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:11,182 -BELA: Hmm. -TAYLOR: Hmm? Hmm? 678 00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,060 Thank you all again for having me. 679 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,021 Should we do it again in the morning for brunch? 680 00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,148 9:00 a.m.? Who's paying? 681 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,943 ♪ ♪ 682 00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:25,530 Beta, can we talk for a moment? 683 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,949 REENA: We understand that you're not comfortable 684 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,617 discussing romance with us. 685 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:31,703 But your dad and I also aren't stupid. 686 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:34,581 We know that college is a place for new experiences 687 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:37,000 and that you may have even shared a kiss with a boy. 688 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,918 Yes. One kiss with one boy. 689 00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,087 We don't need to talk about it. And I have no opinion 690 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,672 about Arvind or his ancestry. 691 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,924 Even though it seems he comes from a good family. 692 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,011 Two of his uncles have been Jeopardy champions. 693 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,180 What? Preeti Auntie did some digging. 694 00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,848 Mom, Dad, what are you-- 695 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,559 What we're trying to tell you is that, since you came here, 696 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,603 whether we agree with your decisions or not, 697 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,021 what we are most proud of 698 00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,731 is that you go for what you want. 699 00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:00,899 And no matter what, 700 00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,817 you're never too scared to fail. 701 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,194 REENA: Come here, Beta. 702 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,820 -We love you. -(chuckling) 703 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,530 -Mwah. -Love you, too. 704 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,824 ♪ I said "It's over" and walked away... ♪ 705 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:13,578 So, you saw my dating profile. 706 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,038 I did. 707 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,373 And you liked it? 708 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,832 No, that part was a mistake 709 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:19,376 that will follow me to hell. 710 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,419 But it's okay. We don't need to talk about it. 711 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:24,464 I understand. You are an adult single male, 712 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:26,383 and you have... 713 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,761 -...sex. -(chuckles) 714 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:31,971 Wait, that's what you think I'm on that app for? 715 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,099 I've been single for 15 years. 716 00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,517 I've never needed an app for that. 717 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,894 -Oh, kill me. Kill me now. -Now, honey, 718 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:39,354 after your mom and I split, 719 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:41,147 I stayed single for a lot of reasons. 720 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,066 But, mostly, I thought being alone 721 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,776 was the easiest way to pursue my dreams. 722 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,071 It turned out any success felt empty 723 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,614 without someone to share it with. 724 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,242 -I'm sorry. -No, no. D-Don't apologize. 725 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,285 I'm not sad. I'm... 726 00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,496 optimistic about meeting someone. 727 00:24:56,579 --> 00:25:00,083 Like you could be with your situationship. 728 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,710 (gasps) Oh, my God, you did not just do that. 729 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:02,961 I can't. We're not doing that. 730 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,254 -Is this our car? -(stammering) 731 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,964 I don't even care. I'm getting in. 732 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,633 ♪ ♪ 733 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,719 I'm sorry about tonight. 734 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,262 I know you really liked Eli. 735 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,390 Oh, honey, you are my greatest life accomplishment. 736 00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,600 You could never disappoint me. 737 00:25:17,642 --> 00:25:18,601 Oh, Mom. 738 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,645 But can I say one thing? 739 00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:23,273 You have such clear focus on what you want 740 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,817 and how you want your life to go. 741 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,445 It wouldn't hurt you to keep an open mind. 742 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:32,574 Don't decide everything about your future right now. 743 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,325 For example, I never thought I would marry 744 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:35,827 someone who wore wrist jewelry, 745 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,328 but then I met your father. 746 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,497 I appreciate that and get it. 747 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,416 But, wait, Dad wears wrist jewelry? 748 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:42,834 Oh. Yeah, I mean, not anymore. 749 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,419 It bothers his eczema too much. 750 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,714 But, boy, back in the day, he would jingle-jangle. 751 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:50,467 Could hear him through the house like a dog. 752 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:51,760 (chuckling) 753 00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,136 It was cute. 754 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,971 TRACEY: I'm sorry about the breakup, honey. 755 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,264 Yeah, I'm gonna be seeing 756 00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:57,724 Calvin's mom at the country club. 757 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,476 Is this something that you two are working through 758 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:01,686 -or-- -No, he cheated on me. 759 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,771 We are done. 760 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,689 Okay. Understood. 761 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,983 I only got upset earlier because I love you 762 00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:08,693 and I want you to be okay. 763 00:26:08,777 --> 00:26:11,154 It's not easy to be out in the world without a partner. 764 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,697 Don't worry, Mom. 765 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,074 I'm doing okay. 766 00:26:14,157 --> 00:26:15,742 Good. 767 00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:19,037 And don't you worry-- some handsome and successful boy 768 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:20,497 is gonna snatch you right up. 769 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,748 Because you 770 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:23,333 are as beautiful as your mother. 771 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:26,044 -(chuckles) -Oh, my God, we almost forgot. 772 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:27,796 We got to take our picture together. 773 00:26:27,879 --> 00:26:29,172 Oh... 774 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,801 What are you doing? You are gonna freeze. 775 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,220 I think I look better this way. 776 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,056 Okay. 777 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,307 -("Weeknight" by Liyv playing) -♪ And we go out ♪ 778 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,392 (shutter sound effect) 779 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,894 ♪ And-and-and we go out ♪ 780 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,106 ♪ Out, and we go out ♪ 781 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,982 ♪ ♪ 782 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,652 ♪ Too bored to go out ♪ 783 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:55,490 ♪ But we don't want to go out anyway ♪ 784 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:57,909 KIMBERLY: I got in! 785 00:26:57,951 --> 00:27:01,246 Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 786 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,707 ♪ You'll bring the wine ♪ 787 00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:07,752 ♪ I cut the top with a knife 'cause we lost the corkscrew ♪ 788 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,212 Bela? 789 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,673 -What are you doing here? -I'm sorry I lied to you. 790 00:27:11,715 --> 00:27:14,092 I only did it because I like you. Like, I like you like you. 791 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,594 And I thought if our parents met, it would ruin things. 792 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,179 But I realized lying made it way worse. 793 00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,264 I'm sorry I'm being really weird. 794 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:20,890 It's just I-I've been in my mind 795 00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,308 ever since I met you and I-- 796 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:25,979 You okay? 797 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,605 Sorry. I didn't ask for consent. 798 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,733 No. Um, it's just-- My parents are right there, 799 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,735 -across the street in the car. -Oh. Hey. 800 00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:33,820 -Uh, yeah, don't wave. Let's go inside. -Yeah. That makes sense. 801 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,697 Nice meeting you, Arvind! 802 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,449 All right. Nice meeting you, too! 803 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,034 ♪ I just met a guy with the eyes ♪ 804 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,952 ♪ Of a city that'll never see sleep ♪ 805 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,787 ♪ I try to never come alive from a vibe ♪ 806 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,998 ♪ But this guy kept his eye on me, ay ♪ 807 00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,125 ♪ Don't you go dancing round through my mind ♪ 808 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,127 ♪ If you know we ain't stepping on the same timeline ♪ 809 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,212 ♪ Acting like a guy that blew my mind ♪ 810 00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,173 (chuckles) ♪ Ooh, oh-oh ♪ 811 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,258 ♪ Kick game, man, you looking like a whole snack ♪ 812 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,302 ♪ Kick game, if I was you, I wouldn't hold back ♪ 813 00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:59,637 ♪ Kick game, man, you looking like a whole snack ♪ 814 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,389 ♪ If I was you, I wouldn't hold back ♪ 815 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,475 ♪ So do yourself a favor, baby ♪ 816 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:05,185 ♪ Treat me like gold ♪ 817 00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,270 ♪ I don't need your elevator ♪ 818 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:08,938 ♪ I get high on my own ♪ 819 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,982 ♪ 'Cause Adam would know that I'm Eve ♪ 820 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,318 ♪ If you don't know, then I'll leave ♪ 821 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,653 ♪ So do yourself a favor, baby ♪ 822 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,989 ♪ Treat me like gold, 'cause Adam would know ♪ 823 00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:21,201 ♪ Like gold, baby, treat me like gold ♪ 824 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:25,955 ♪ Adam would know, like gold, baby, treat me like gold ♪ 825 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:29,209 ♪ Let it breathe ♪ 826 00:28:29,292 --> 00:28:31,795 ♪ Vibe for the one time, ay ♪ 827 00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,088 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 828 00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,756 ♪ 'Cause Adam would know ♪ 829 00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,509 ♪ Like gold, baby, treat me like gold ♪ 830 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,344 ♪ One time ♪ 831 00:28:39,427 --> 00:28:42,097 ♪ Like gold, baby, treat me like ♪ 832 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:44,474 -♪ Hol up ♪ -♪ So do yourself a favor, baby ♪ 833 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:46,226 ♪ Treat me like gold ♪ 834 00:28:46,309 --> 00:28:48,520 ♪ I don't need your elevator ♪ 835 00:28:48,603 --> 00:28:50,146 ♪ I get high on my own ♪ 836 00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:52,065 ♪ 'Cause Adam would know that I'm Eve ♪ 837 00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,150 ♪ If you don't know, then I'll leave ♪ 838 00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:58,154 ♪ So do yourself a favor, baby, treat me like. ♪ 839 00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:05,412 MAN: Go to bed.