1 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:07,779 [upbeat pop music] 2 00:00:07,879 --> 00:00:12,918 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,017 --> 00:00:15,687 - Hello, my favorite freshthems. 4 00:00:15,785 --> 00:00:18,557 Tomorrow is the start of Pre-Frosh Weekend, 5 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:21,961 where newly accepted students visit to get their first taste 6 00:00:22,059 --> 00:00:23,262 of the Essex experience. 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,964 - How exciting. I'll never forget 8 00:00:25,062 --> 00:00:25,965 my Pre-Frosh Weekend. 9 00:00:26,063 --> 00:00:27,366 My host was so fun. 10 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:28,767 But she got really drunk, 11 00:00:28,865 --> 00:00:30,435 and I had to watch them pump her stomach. 12 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:32,032 Oh! And I tried Thai food 13 00:00:32,136 --> 00:00:33,172 for the first time. 14 00:00:33,271 --> 00:00:34,706 Not for me. 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,036 - If any of you are hosting 16 00:00:36,139 --> 00:00:37,309 potential new students, 17 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:39,344 please be responsible with them. 18 00:00:39,443 --> 00:00:41,180 - FYI, we are hosting one. 19 00:00:41,278 --> 00:00:42,948 - Wait, we are? - Yeah, it's my friend 20 00:00:43,047 --> 00:00:44,283 from back home. Her name's Priya. 21 00:00:44,381 --> 00:00:45,717 She's a sweet Indian nerd. 22 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:47,886 I just sent an old pic of us to our thread. 23 00:00:47,986 --> 00:00:50,289 [phones dinging] 24 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:52,091 [phone honks] - [gasps] 25 00:00:52,189 --> 00:00:53,592 - Oh, wow. 26 00:00:53,691 --> 00:00:56,128 - Damn, no one zoom in. It made me sad. 27 00:00:56,226 --> 00:00:59,031 - Bela, for your well-being, 28 00:00:59,129 --> 00:01:00,565 don't send photos like that. 29 00:01:00,664 --> 00:01:03,135 - Okay, fine, but everyone be nice to Priya. 30 00:01:03,234 --> 00:01:04,369 She always looked up to me like I was 31 00:01:04,468 --> 00:01:05,704 her way-cooler big sister. 32 00:01:05,802 --> 00:01:08,040 - Aw. - And you were cooler than her 33 00:01:08,139 --> 00:01:09,174 when this photo was taken? 34 00:01:09,273 --> 00:01:11,410 - Clearly. - Mm. 35 00:01:11,509 --> 00:01:13,778 - So nobody make a big thing about this, 36 00:01:13,877 --> 00:01:15,780 but my dad texted me saying that he's bringing up 37 00:01:15,879 --> 00:01:18,283 my cousin to campus for Pre-Frosh Weekend, 38 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,553 and I have decided to come out to him. 39 00:01:21,652 --> 00:01:22,922 - You are? [all exclaim] 40 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,156 - That's awesome. 41 00:01:24,255 --> 00:01:25,624 - Yeah, I'm ready. It's time. 42 00:01:25,722 --> 00:01:27,259 - Maybe you can do it in a fun way. 43 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:29,628 My cousin proposed using a nursing home flash mob. 44 00:01:29,722 --> 00:01:31,263 It was slow, but moving. 45 00:01:31,362 --> 00:01:34,033 - Yeah, I think I'm just gonna tell him 46 00:01:34,132 --> 00:01:35,567 with words. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 47 00:01:35,665 --> 00:01:38,003 - I'm just sick of keeping this a secret. 48 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:40,072 - I also have a secret. 49 00:01:40,171 --> 00:01:42,741 - Oh, my God! You're gay too! 50 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,043 - What? No. 51 00:01:44,142 --> 00:01:45,978 - Oh. - No, I had sex with Andrew. 52 00:01:46,077 --> 00:01:47,412 - What? - You did? 53 00:01:47,511 --> 00:01:49,081 - The bio bro? - Wait, don't you two, like, 54 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,950 hate each other? - Yes, he's insufferable. 55 00:01:51,048 --> 00:01:54,653 But also, he has, like, secret surprise arm muscles. 56 00:01:54,752 --> 00:01:55,921 - Ooh... 57 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,522 - But it was a one-time thing. 58 00:01:57,621 --> 00:02:00,192 Sleeping with my lab partner is way too complicated. 59 00:02:00,291 --> 00:02:01,193 [knock at door] - Okay, oh, my God, 60 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:02,427 that's Priya. 61 00:02:02,526 --> 00:02:03,862 Everyone, stop talking about sex. 62 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,864 Her dorky, little ears cannot handle that. 63 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,700 Talk about Microsoft Excel. 64 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,335 - Bela! - Priya? 65 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,071 - It's so good to see you! 66 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:13,172 - Wow! Uh, 67 00:02:13,270 --> 00:02:14,439 I didn't even recognize you. 68 00:02:14,538 --> 00:02:17,137 You got hot and grew boobs. 69 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:19,478 - Mm. Mm-mm. - Come in! 70 00:02:19,576 --> 00:02:21,680 - ♪ I run the show, my chest be big, yo ♪ 71 00:02:21,778 --> 00:02:24,116 ♪ We run the streets from west to east coast ♪ 72 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:25,550 ♪ I'm a really big deal ♪ 73 00:02:25,649 --> 00:02:27,752 - I'm so excited you got into Essex. 74 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:30,555 Here's the place I knew you'd wanna visit first-- 75 00:02:30,654 --> 00:02:32,257 the library. - Stop. 76 00:02:32,351 --> 00:02:34,026 Your friends are gonna think I'm an epic loser. 77 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,461 - One summer, Priya spent so much time reading 78 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,630 that she got something called juvenile hunchback. 79 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:41,833 She had to wear a brace. - I made it look cool. 80 00:02:41,933 --> 00:02:43,135 - You're gonna love Essex. 81 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:44,937 It's like the best place in the world. 82 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:46,538 - I'm so excited to be here. 83 00:02:46,637 --> 00:02:48,974 This is actually my first night ever away from home. 84 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:50,042 - Aw. 85 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,143 - Right, you weren't allowed 86 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:52,144 to do anything in high school. 87 00:02:52,243 --> 00:02:53,245 We had to have all 88 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:54,379 our sleepovers at your house. 89 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,514 Remember that time you got your 90 00:02:55,612 --> 00:02:56,781 braces caught in a knit blanket 91 00:02:56,881 --> 00:02:57,983 and you cried so hard 92 00:02:58,077 --> 00:02:59,318 that you barfed? - I don't think 93 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:00,619 we need to tell your friends that story. 94 00:03:00,718 --> 00:03:02,754 I'm gonna go peek inside the building. 95 00:03:02,854 --> 00:03:04,423 - Yeah. 96 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:06,491 - She seems great. - No, agreed. 97 00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:08,060 She's so cool. - Wait, 98 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:10,262 even you think she's cool? - Oh, my God, yeah. 99 00:03:10,361 --> 00:03:12,564 I mean, she has great style, gorgeous hair, 100 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:15,134 a well-curated but effortless social media vibe. 101 00:03:15,232 --> 00:03:16,435 She's cool as hell. 102 00:03:16,534 --> 00:03:18,770 - Huh, took you months to call me cool. 103 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:20,005 - I called you "cool"? 104 00:03:20,104 --> 00:03:21,306 I don't think I ever said that. 105 00:03:21,405 --> 00:03:23,075 - Weird, I feel like you say it a lot. 106 00:03:23,174 --> 00:03:26,245 [upbeat electronic music] 107 00:03:26,343 --> 00:03:28,247 - Ooh, Kimberly, here comes Jackson. 108 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:29,414 - [gasps] How do I look? 109 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:30,815 - Who cares? What about me? 110 00:03:30,914 --> 00:03:33,418 - Hey, I'd like to order a coffee Kimberly-style. 111 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,520 - What's Kimberly style? 112 00:03:35,619 --> 00:03:37,389 - [whispers] Extra hot. - Oh, wow. 113 00:03:37,487 --> 00:03:38,457 - Damn. - [chuckles] 114 00:03:38,555 --> 00:03:39,824 We actually do have to serve 115 00:03:39,923 --> 00:03:41,426 all our coffee at a standard temperature, 116 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:42,761 because of a recent lawsuit though. 117 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:44,263 - That's okay. Just came by 118 00:03:44,362 --> 00:03:46,565 to say a quick hello before class. 119 00:03:47,364 --> 00:03:49,268 I'll see you later. 120 00:03:49,368 --> 00:03:50,569 - Bye. 121 00:03:51,268 --> 00:03:52,871 [squeals] - So you still hangin' out 122 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:55,007 with the action figure, huh? - Leave her alone. 123 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:57,842 I'm proud of our girl. She loves herself a hot boy. 124 00:03:57,942 --> 00:03:59,578 - What does that mean? - First, Nico. 125 00:03:59,677 --> 00:04:01,241 Now, Farmer Long John. 126 00:04:01,345 --> 00:04:02,814 You go for the ripped, big hotties. 127 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:04,950 - Not just 'cause they're hot. - Oh, please. 128 00:04:05,048 --> 00:04:07,519 - You work this whole Ruth Bader Ginsburg angle, 129 00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:09,121 but you like the hot guy. 130 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,522 It's okay to be a little shallow. 131 00:04:10,621 --> 00:04:12,591 - I'm not shallow. - [laughs] It's fine. 132 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,693 I love it when people only like me for my looks. 133 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:16,495 It happens very frequently. 134 00:04:16,594 --> 00:04:19,031 - Okay, name one thing you have in common with that guy. 135 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:20,365 - Uh, we both... 136 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:22,935 are born during winter months. 137 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:23,936 - [laughs] - Ah. 138 00:04:24,034 --> 00:04:25,637 - That's a bad answer. 139 00:04:25,736 --> 00:04:28,207 - Okay, so maybe I don't know what we have in common yet. 140 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:29,909 But I'll find it, all right? 141 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,110 - Whoa. - Whew. 142 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:32,211 - Okay. - Okay, it's getting 143 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:33,545 pretty heated. 144 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:36,781 I suggest everyone take an unpaid five. 145 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:39,084 Unpaid five! 146 00:04:39,183 --> 00:04:40,920 I am such a great manager. 147 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:44,023 [upbeat music] 148 00:04:44,121 --> 00:04:46,191 - God, I love this campus! 149 00:04:46,290 --> 00:04:48,093 It's so nice up here. 150 00:04:48,192 --> 00:04:50,129 - I'm really glad we got a chance to catch up. 151 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:52,292 - It's just your mom and I are going through a bit 152 00:04:52,396 --> 00:04:53,598 of a hard time right now, 153 00:04:53,697 --> 00:04:54,633 the whole thing with your brother, 154 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:56,535 you know? - Yeah. 155 00:04:56,628 --> 00:04:59,771 - And then her charity is being investigated by the D.A., 156 00:04:59,870 --> 00:05:02,474 so she could be in a lot of trouble, you know? 157 00:05:02,573 --> 00:05:04,476 And I'm not going down for that, you know? 158 00:05:04,574 --> 00:05:06,411 I won't. And then, also, 159 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:07,913 please don't tell anybody about this, 160 00:05:08,011 --> 00:05:11,116 but her Japanese hair transplant didn't take, 161 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:13,785 and so she's got a tiny bald spot. 162 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:15,787 But act like you don't notice it. 163 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:17,317 - That's a lot. - It is a lot. 164 00:05:17,421 --> 00:05:18,623 It is a lot. - Yeah. 165 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:20,225 - But that's why I'm happy to be here. 166 00:05:20,324 --> 00:05:21,393 So what's going on with you? 167 00:05:21,492 --> 00:05:23,628 - Me? Pff. 168 00:05:25,263 --> 00:05:26,326 Nothing. 169 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:27,666 Really nothing. - Nothing? 170 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:29,534 - No, no, nothing. [laughs] You know, 171 00:05:29,634 --> 00:05:31,003 just the same old stuff. 172 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:33,973 [upbeat music] 173 00:05:34,071 --> 00:05:35,908 ♪ ♪ 174 00:05:36,007 --> 00:05:36,708 - Hey, Andrew. 175 00:05:36,808 --> 00:05:38,944 I think we need to talk 176 00:05:39,043 --> 00:05:40,679 about the other day. 177 00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:43,782 - Yeah, I've been thinking, and we shouldn't hook up again. 178 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:46,418 It's just not worth it for me. [slurps] 179 00:05:46,516 --> 00:05:50,455 - Wait, you're saying sleeping with me isn't worth it for you? 180 00:05:50,554 --> 00:05:51,723 - Yeah. - Do you not see 181 00:05:51,823 --> 00:05:53,258 how much hotter than you I am? 182 00:05:53,357 --> 00:05:56,228 - Listen, I did the math, and I'm 3% more productive 183 00:05:56,327 --> 00:05:57,496 without you as a distraction. 184 00:05:57,594 --> 00:05:58,697 - What's so distracting about me? 185 00:05:58,796 --> 00:06:00,065 - Well, for one, you're wearing 186 00:06:00,164 --> 00:06:01,200 a skirt to the lab 187 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:02,301 when all legs should be covered 188 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,136 in case of chemical spillage. 189 00:06:04,234 --> 00:06:05,704 But instead, you're... 190 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,942 - A distraction? 191 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,843 [romantic music] 192 00:06:11,942 --> 00:06:12,844 Damn it. 193 00:06:12,944 --> 00:06:17,950 ♪ ♪ 194 00:06:18,049 --> 00:06:19,985 - I wouldn't say I'm a campus celebrity, 195 00:06:20,084 --> 00:06:22,054 but sure, I guess other people might. 196 00:06:22,153 --> 00:06:24,489 - Hey, you're Priya, right? - Yeah. 197 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:25,790 - I'm Graham. 198 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:27,259 - Hi, Graham. - Oh, like the cracker-- 199 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:28,593 motherfucker. - Shit, I'm sorry. 200 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,162 I didn't even see you there-- 201 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,864 didn't even register there was another person here. 202 00:06:32,963 --> 00:06:35,034 A bunch of us are planning a party in the woods, 203 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:37,002 like a fire and stuff, if you wanna come. 204 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,705 - Wow, um, yeah, I've never been to a party like that before. 205 00:06:40,804 --> 00:06:43,075 It sounds super fun. Can my friend come? 206 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:44,076 - Oh, is this your friend? 207 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:45,177 I thought she was 208 00:06:45,276 --> 00:06:46,378 your accountant or something. 209 00:06:46,477 --> 00:06:47,679 But if it means you'll be there, 210 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:49,548 sure, bring her. - Actually, 211 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:50,615 we already have plans. 212 00:06:50,715 --> 00:06:52,151 - Sorry--we do? 213 00:06:52,249 --> 00:06:53,352 - Yeah, our dorm is hosting 214 00:06:53,451 --> 00:06:54,686 a big floor party. 215 00:06:54,784 --> 00:06:55,955 It's gonna be huge! You didn't think 216 00:06:56,053 --> 00:06:57,589 I'd invite you to campus and not show you 217 00:06:57,688 --> 00:07:00,125 how hard we kick it, did you? - [laughs] Okay. 218 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,526 I'm sorry. - It's all good. 219 00:07:01,626 --> 00:07:03,228 [pop music] 220 00:07:03,327 --> 00:07:05,230 - Yeah, boys invite me to parties all the time. 221 00:07:05,329 --> 00:07:07,766 I can barely keep track of all the invites. 222 00:07:07,864 --> 00:07:09,701 We're throwing a party tonight, and it has to be good. 223 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,636 - But I already had plans to finish my vision board. 224 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,772 I finally found a picture of AOC playing chess. 225 00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:15,240 - Well, you can forget about that, 226 00:07:15,339 --> 00:07:16,508 because we need to show Priya how cool I am 227 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:18,043 by throwing a rager. 228 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:19,912 - Wait, where is Priya? - At a Pre-Frosh event, 229 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:22,915 which gives us time to get this place in order. 230 00:07:23,014 --> 00:07:24,649 - Wait, why are you stressed? 231 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,218 Doesn't Priya, like, look up to you or something? 232 00:07:26,316 --> 00:07:28,020 - Oh, she used to, before her face cleared up 233 00:07:28,118 --> 00:07:30,189 and she grew perfect tits and amazing peach ass. 234 00:07:30,286 --> 00:07:32,257 - Is she old enough for you to be talking about her like that? 235 00:07:32,356 --> 00:07:34,159 - A cute guy just hit on her in front of me 236 00:07:34,258 --> 00:07:37,029 and made it clear I gave him absolutely no boner. 237 00:07:37,128 --> 00:07:38,730 It's like the student has become the teacher. 238 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:40,032 - Isn't that a good thing? 239 00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:41,533 Isn't that what the teacher wants? 240 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:42,534 - No. Teachers want their students 241 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:43,535 to fall in love with them 242 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:44,736 and worship them forever. 243 00:07:44,836 --> 00:07:46,171 - No... - I don't think so. 244 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:48,140 - Why is Priya's approval so important to you? 245 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:49,909 - Because she used to think I was the best, 246 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:52,144 and that made me feel good about myself. 247 00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:54,346 I don't want to lose that. - Yeah, I get that. 248 00:07:54,444 --> 00:07:56,748 - Okay, we need to make sure we have a ton of booze 249 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:58,250 and a packed house. Leighton, 250 00:07:58,349 --> 00:08:00,119 is your dad still here? Can he buy us a bunch 251 00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,387 of top shelf stuff? - No, he's taking a walk 252 00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:03,622 in a sculpture garden. 253 00:08:03,721 --> 00:08:04,689 He's not really in a good place. 254 00:08:04,789 --> 00:08:06,425 So I didn't come out to him. 255 00:08:06,523 --> 00:08:07,927 - Aw, I'm sorry. - Yeah. 256 00:08:08,025 --> 00:08:09,728 - Does Priya know you're gay? Can I tell her? 257 00:08:09,827 --> 00:08:10,963 I think she might like that. 258 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:12,231 - Mm-mm. 259 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,565 - Fine, I'll let you tell her. 260 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,634 - That is not what that look meant. 261 00:08:15,733 --> 00:08:16,936 - [gasps] Is that Jackson? 262 00:08:19,203 --> 00:08:20,500 Jackson! 263 00:08:20,604 --> 00:08:22,141 - Oh, hey. - What are you listening to? 264 00:08:22,239 --> 00:08:24,209 Is it the podcast on erosion I told you about? 265 00:08:24,308 --> 00:08:26,411 I hope you're enjoying it as much as I did. 266 00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:27,913 - Oh, no. It's my workout mix. 267 00:08:28,012 --> 00:08:29,681 It's a mashup of EDM and country. 268 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:31,383 Do you listen to either of those? 269 00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:35,187 - No, my workout mix is mostly talk radio and think pieces. 270 00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:36,688 - Hey, I'm gonna go watch "SmackDown." 271 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,924 You wanna join? - Oh, and that is? 272 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:41,393 - Wrestling. - Right, yeah, I knew that-- 273 00:08:41,491 --> 00:08:43,095 sanctioned violence. Whoo-hoo! 274 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:44,263 - Come on. 275 00:08:44,361 --> 00:08:46,526 [percussive music] 276 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,528 - ♪ Different, mm ♪ 277 00:08:48,632 --> 00:08:50,402 ♪ It be different, mm ♪ 278 00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:51,470 - Whitney! 279 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:52,837 - What's up, girl? 280 00:08:52,937 --> 00:08:54,306 - Where are you guys coming from? 281 00:08:54,405 --> 00:08:57,442 - Ah, you know, just gettin' our steps in. 282 00:08:57,541 --> 00:08:58,538 200? What the hell? 283 00:08:58,643 --> 00:09:00,012 This campus is tiny. 284 00:09:00,111 --> 00:09:02,247 - Hold on. Who is that? 285 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:04,683 Did you two-- - You hooked up with him again? 286 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:06,451 You said you can't stand him. - Shh. 287 00:09:06,551 --> 00:09:07,486 It just keeps happening. 288 00:09:07,585 --> 00:09:08,520 - Interesting trajectory 289 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,990 to go from Canaan to that. 290 00:09:11,088 --> 00:09:13,692 - Whoa! Hey, you almost hit me! 291 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:14,994 Scooters are vehicles, 292 00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,728 and they should be in the street! 293 00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:18,558 - If you wanna stop hooking up with him, 294 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,365 quit spending time alone with him. 295 00:09:20,463 --> 00:09:22,534 - The thing is he's smart. So working with him is helpful. 296 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:25,537 - Well, keep it in public then, not some little lab 297 00:09:25,636 --> 00:09:27,539 where you two keep getting freaky. 298 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,568 - Honestly, though, I get it. 299 00:09:28,673 --> 00:09:29,641 Nerds are hot-- 300 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,043 like Albert Einstein. 301 00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:34,246 What? I love a thick 'stache. 302 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:37,182 [upbeat pop music] 303 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,218 - It shouldn't be a problem that I parked in the fire lane 304 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,853 just this one time, right? - It's always a problem. 305 00:09:41,952 --> 00:09:43,888 - Murray, is that you? 306 00:09:43,988 --> 00:09:44,990 - George. - Yes. 307 00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:46,458 - What are you doing here? 308 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:47,759 - I'm on the commencement committee. 309 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:48,994 I'm--I just came up for a meeting. 310 00:09:49,093 --> 00:09:50,590 - Come on! Great to see you, buddy. 311 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:52,031 - You too, man. 312 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:53,665 - Leighton, this is my old friend, George. 313 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:55,367 We were in the same pledge class together. 314 00:09:55,465 --> 00:09:57,269 both: Alphi Psi until I die! 315 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:58,703 [laughter] 316 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:00,805 - Oh, by the way, this is my daughter, Tatum. 317 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,441 - Actually, Leighton and I know each other. 318 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,277 - Yeah, we're friends-- or, um, acquaintances. 319 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:09,148 - Oh, the next generation of the unbreakable Essex bond. 320 00:10:09,246 --> 00:10:10,610 - Yeah, well, heads up though, Murray. 321 00:10:10,715 --> 00:10:11,917 They are packed tonight. 322 00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:12,918 We couldn't even get a seat at the bar. 323 00:10:13,017 --> 00:10:14,386 - Oh. - Oh... 324 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:15,988 - Well, we have a reservation. Just sit with us. 325 00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:17,089 - Oh, Dad, they don't wanna eat with us. 326 00:10:17,188 --> 00:10:18,523 - We'd love to. - Oh! 327 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:19,858 - Great. - Great. 328 00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:21,060 - Come on. - Tatum, can I talk to you 329 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:21,860 for a second? 330 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:23,528 - Hi, I am so sorry. 331 00:10:23,627 --> 00:10:25,297 This is awkward. My dad doesn't know 332 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:27,900 that I'm gay, and I'm sure you think 333 00:10:27,997 --> 00:10:30,369 that is super closeted of me, and I get it, okay? 334 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,071 My ex-girlfriend, Alicia, 335 00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:33,705 really hated it when it came to that, 336 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:35,674 because I could never talk-- - Okay, chill. 337 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:36,976 It's fine. 338 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,911 There's no timeline on coming out. 339 00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:42,281 Also, we just started dating, so it's cool. 340 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,415 I got you. 341 00:10:43,514 --> 00:10:44,984 - Okay, thanks. 342 00:10:45,081 --> 00:10:47,486 One more thing--my dad also orders a dirty martini 343 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:48,820 in a very uncomfortable way, 344 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:50,289 so I do just wanna get ahead of that. 345 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,691 - I will prepare myself. - Yeah, you should. 346 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,694 [upbeat music] 347 00:10:55,793 --> 00:10:58,030 ♪ ♪ 348 00:10:58,129 --> 00:10:59,698 - I know I'm constantly complaining, 349 00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,400 but it's freezing in here. 350 00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:05,270 You want my hoodie? - Uh, no, I'm good. 351 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:06,338 - You have goosebumps. 352 00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:07,572 Here. 353 00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:08,573 - Oh, you don't have to take it-- 354 00:11:08,673 --> 00:11:09,874 - It's fine. 355 00:11:14,612 --> 00:11:16,148 - Thank you. 356 00:11:16,247 --> 00:11:17,983 That's very nice. 357 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:22,988 I love how quiet it is up here. 358 00:11:23,087 --> 00:11:25,190 - ♪ Who that pressing on me ♪ 359 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:26,992 - Hurry up before someone comes. 360 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,427 - You're seriously telling me to hurry up right now? 361 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:30,095 - [chuckles] 362 00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:32,297 - ♪ Who your baby mama ♪ 363 00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,693 - Whitney? 364 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,234 - Canaan! - Oh, shit! 365 00:11:35,332 --> 00:11:36,868 I'm s--I'm sorry. I jus--I came-- 366 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:38,670 I came to get a book about-- 367 00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:39,699 Ronald Reagan. - Yeah. 368 00:11:39,804 --> 00:11:40,940 - Yup, and I got it, 369 00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,607 so you're good--so... - Okay. 370 00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:43,608 - I'ma go. 371 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,077 - Sounds great. 372 00:11:46,778 --> 00:11:47,980 Fuck. 373 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,283 - What are you-- pull your pants up. 374 00:11:51,381 --> 00:11:52,484 - Oh, we're stopping for sure? - Yeah, we're done. 375 00:11:52,583 --> 00:11:53,485 - Okay, yeah, got it. 376 00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:55,087 [upbeat music] 377 00:11:55,186 --> 00:11:57,089 - ♪ It's okay to let my pain go ♪ 378 00:11:57,188 --> 00:12:00,192 ♪ I dance for one ♪ 379 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:02,194 [camera shutter clicks] - Doesn't this party 380 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:05,030 look so fucking good? I've really outdone myself. 381 00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:07,132 - Damn, Bela, where'd you get all of that? 382 00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:09,401 - I conned a grad student into buying it for me. 383 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,836 All I had to do was pay him double the cost of the alcohol. 384 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,138 What a deal, right? - Uh... 385 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:15,040 - Oh... - Hey, how do I look? 386 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,642 Priya texted and said that she'll try and be here soon. 387 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:19,578 both: Ooh... 388 00:12:19,677 --> 00:12:20,946 - She said "try"? 389 00:12:21,045 --> 00:12:22,814 As someone who loves to bail on things, 390 00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:24,116 that's something I would say a lot. 391 00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:25,217 - Oh, she might be superhot 392 00:12:25,316 --> 00:12:26,551 and look like a mean girl now, 393 00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:27,552 but trust me, she wouldn't just 394 00:12:27,652 --> 00:12:29,788 blow me off like that. 395 00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:30,990 Come on. We've been friends 396 00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,257 for, like, ten years now. 397 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:33,525 She'll be here. 398 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:35,755 - You guys goin' to this party in the woods? 399 00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:38,363 Priya just texted me it's poppin' off! 400 00:12:38,462 --> 00:12:40,832 - What the hell? She's bailing on my party 401 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,335 and texting you? How'd she even get your number? 402 00:12:43,434 --> 00:12:45,971 You won't even give it to me. - Uh, we just clicked. 403 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,406 We're both the hottest of our siblings. 404 00:12:47,504 --> 00:12:48,740 You wouldn't understand. 405 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,770 - That's it. I'm goin' to the woods. 406 00:12:52,376 --> 00:12:53,979 - Okay, well, I guess we're going. 407 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,814 - I'm not gonna miss this. She's gonna go slap 408 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,682 a little girl in the woods. 409 00:12:57,782 --> 00:12:59,118 [laughter] 410 00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:01,186 - Tatum, your dad in college 411 00:13:01,285 --> 00:13:03,555 was the king of pranks-- the king of pranks. 412 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:06,458 He used to do this thing where he would put shaving cream 413 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,788 in our shoes. - Yup, I called it creamy toes. 414 00:13:08,893 --> 00:13:10,462 - Right! [both laughing] 415 00:13:10,561 --> 00:13:13,098 You're literally the funniest person I've ever met. 416 00:13:13,197 --> 00:13:15,367 I'm gonna order another drink. - Mm. 417 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:17,302 - 'Scuse me. Hi, may I have another 418 00:13:17,401 --> 00:13:19,338 dirty martini, please? But this one, I'd like to be 419 00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:20,539 extra dirty. 420 00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,802 Like, filthy dirty. 421 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,176 [laughs] Like, I want this martini 422 00:13:24,275 --> 00:13:26,045 to be ashamed of itself. - [laughs] 423 00:13:26,143 --> 00:13:27,846 - He gets it. - You haven't changed a bit, 424 00:13:27,946 --> 00:13:29,181 Murray. - Oh, come on. 425 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,849 - Well, this dinner has been great. 426 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:33,318 Um, but what if we just go ahead and, like, box this up, 427 00:13:33,417 --> 00:13:35,520 and then I can go home and get all my math homework done? 428 00:13:35,619 --> 00:13:37,656 - Oh, honey. - Damn, raised yourself 429 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:40,159 a real nerd here. [both laugh] 430 00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,626 Uh-oh, nerd alert. - Okay... 431 00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:43,862 - Tatum, you should find a smart girl like her. 432 00:13:43,962 --> 00:13:45,730 - Well, I am trying. - Yeah? 433 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:46,899 Well, what about that girl, Lydia? 434 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,533 I miss her. - Oh, God, no. 435 00:13:48,633 --> 00:13:50,035 Do not miss Lydia. 436 00:13:50,134 --> 00:13:51,803 Her personality was as ugly as her name. 437 00:13:51,903 --> 00:13:53,505 - Mean, but fair. [laughs] 438 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:56,141 Okay, not a looker, not a looker. 439 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,577 - Hey, I gotta say, guys, I think this is so cool 440 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,645 that you guys can just talk about dating like this. 441 00:14:00,744 --> 00:14:03,348 Like, I ask Leighton anything about her dating life, 442 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:05,050 and she just ices me out. - Oh. 443 00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:06,818 - That's not true. - [laughs] It is true. 444 00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:10,189 I've asked you a million times. You are a closed book. 445 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,891 - [scoffs] Okay, well, that is because I c-- 446 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,129 [clears throat] 447 00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,999 - 'Cause what? 448 00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:21,600 - I'm gay. 449 00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:26,105 I'm gay, and, um, I've actually been dating Tatum. 450 00:14:26,203 --> 00:14:27,639 - What? - It's true. 451 00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,174 - We've been going on dates. We've been on, like, 452 00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:30,575 three dates-- like four, if you include 453 00:14:30,674 --> 00:14:32,144 this insanely weird dinner with our dads. 454 00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:34,613 But yeah, I'm gay. I'm gonna order a drink. 455 00:14:34,712 --> 00:14:37,016 - Okay, uh, cool. 456 00:14:37,115 --> 00:14:39,051 Yeah, cool. 457 00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:42,754 Will you excuse me for just a second? 458 00:14:42,854 --> 00:14:44,056 - Are you-- 459 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,596 [music playing distantly] 460 00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,732 - It's late to be playing music out here. 461 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,068 I hope it's not disrupting the nocturnal creatures 462 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,037 who call these woods home. 463 00:14:58,135 --> 00:15:00,239 - Oh, damn, this party looks great-- 464 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:02,307 way better than the one you threw, Bela. 465 00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:05,244 ♪ ♪ 466 00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:08,147 - Priya, what the hell? - What are you doing here? 467 00:15:08,245 --> 00:15:10,782 I love this fit. - I have to talk to you. 468 00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,784 - Uh--what? 469 00:15:12,883 --> 00:15:14,954 - I can't believe you ditched the very cool party 470 00:15:15,053 --> 00:15:17,122 I threw for you. I invited, like, 200 people, 471 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:18,890 and I only know, like, 25 of them. 472 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,293 I even got you George Clooney tequila. 473 00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:23,795 - I didn't ask you to do that. - Well, you've changed, 474 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,597 and it's not just 'cause you're hotter with bigger tits 475 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,399 and perfect complexion and lip fillers. 476 00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:30,135 - I didn't get lip fillers. Those are just my lips. 477 00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,403 - Seriously? - Yeah. 478 00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:33,305 - That's amazing. - Stunning. 479 00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:35,274 - Thank you. - I'd love some beauty tips. 480 00:15:35,372 --> 00:15:36,741 But later. You two keep fighting. 481 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:40,879 - Bela, I'm sorry for ditching you, but I just-- 482 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,481 I wanted to be around people 483 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,516 who didn't make me feel like the loser I used to be. 484 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,518 The first thing you did when I got here was 485 00:15:46,617 --> 00:15:48,949 tell your roommates a story that made me sound like 486 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:51,856 a giant nerd. - Oh, I didn't realize... 487 00:15:51,956 --> 00:15:53,425 - I'm trying to reinvent myself. 488 00:15:53,523 --> 00:15:55,694 I thought you of all people would understand that. 489 00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:59,798 I wanna feel good about myself and, like, kiss a boy 490 00:15:59,898 --> 00:16:01,300 and post a cute picture of him 491 00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:04,369 to make mean girls back home jealous. 492 00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:06,906 - I get that. I guess I was just worried 493 00:16:07,005 --> 00:16:08,840 that you're, like, so cool now 494 00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:10,709 that you'd, like, leave me behind. 495 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:12,077 - Are you kidding? 496 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:15,447 Bela, I'm coming to Essex for you, okay? 497 00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:18,583 I have always looked up to you. 498 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:21,653 - Fuck. Come here. 499 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,523 - Okay. [both laugh] 500 00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:26,691 I love you. - I love you too. 501 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,527 Guess I'll just head back to the party then. 502 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,662 - Okay. I will be seeing you 503 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,097 back there though, okay? 504 00:16:32,196 --> 00:16:34,066 I'm just gonna make out with Graham first. 505 00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,734 - Yeah, you will. - Yeah, girl! 506 00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:39,438 You go get that young tongue. [flicking tongue] 507 00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:41,907 - Come on, let's give her some space. 508 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,208 - Do you guys think we should make 509 00:16:43,307 --> 00:16:45,077 an anonymous call to the fire marshal? 510 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,079 - Hell no. - These open flames 511 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:49,548 are very dangerous. 512 00:16:57,388 --> 00:16:58,890 - Hey, Dad, you okay? 513 00:16:58,990 --> 00:16:59,959 - Yeah. 514 00:17:00,058 --> 00:17:01,626 Yeah, of course, honey. 515 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:07,866 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to add 516 00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:09,201 any more stress to your life. 517 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,236 I know that there's a lot going on. 518 00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,938 - No, honey, don't apologize, please. 519 00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:14,839 That's not why I-- 520 00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:17,376 Leighton, I love you. 521 00:17:17,474 --> 00:17:19,378 My reaction was about me. 522 00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:21,246 I was just shocked, you know? 523 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:24,616 And the fact that I didn't see this coming, 524 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,986 I don't know what that says about me as a parent. 525 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:30,689 - It might mean that I'm just really good at being closeted. 526 00:17:30,789 --> 00:17:32,824 [both chuckling] 527 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:35,527 - Yeah, I don't know. Is that a good thing? 528 00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,662 - Yeah, no, no, probably not. 529 00:17:37,762 --> 00:17:39,164 - Are you happy? 530 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,267 - That is a big question. 531 00:17:42,366 --> 00:17:47,706 [chuckles] But in terms of who I am 532 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,976 and my sexuality, 533 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:52,211 yes. 534 00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,445 Yes, I am. 535 00:17:53,544 --> 00:17:55,347 - Well, I'm so happy you told me, 536 00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:57,382 and I'm so proud of you. 537 00:17:57,481 --> 00:18:00,019 For what it's worth, I really like Tatum for you. 538 00:18:00,117 --> 00:18:01,786 - Oh, you do not have to say that. 539 00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:04,223 - No, I really do. When you look at her, you smile 540 00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:06,525 with your teeth and everything. 541 00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:08,227 That's your tell, kiddo. - Oh, my... 542 00:18:08,325 --> 00:18:09,694 - You can't ignore that. - Ha! 543 00:18:09,793 --> 00:18:12,797 I will not be discussing gay dating with my dad. 544 00:18:12,897 --> 00:18:14,066 - Oh, yes, you will. 545 00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:16,601 I'm gonna be calling you every week. 546 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,237 - ♪ I like the way you're moving to the rhythm ♪ 547 00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:20,372 ♪ Like you go on up ♪ 548 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,942 - Oh, wait, how did ending things with Andrew go? 549 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,143 Was he upset? 550 00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,477 - Not really-- 551 00:18:25,576 --> 00:18:27,546 mostly because I didn't end things, 552 00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:29,514 then we had sex in the library. 553 00:18:29,613 --> 00:18:30,849 [both scream] - In the library? 554 00:18:30,949 --> 00:18:32,217 - Mm-hmm. 555 00:18:32,316 --> 00:18:33,452 And then Canaan walked in. [both gasp] 556 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,387 - Whoa. - Holy shit. 557 00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:37,822 - Hi. - Hey! 558 00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:39,291 - Well, I did it. 559 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,493 I finally came out to my dad. [all cheer] 560 00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:44,296 - Wait, how did it go? - Good, and he definitely 561 00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,298 likes Tatum, maybe, like, a little too much. 562 00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:48,300 - He invited me golfing. - He just assumed 563 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,035 she golfs because she's gay. 564 00:18:50,134 --> 00:18:52,104 - And he was right. 565 00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:54,373 - ♪ I'm having some trouble believing you ♪ 566 00:18:54,471 --> 00:18:56,175 ♪ I'm hearing the drums just follow you ♪ 567 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,977 - Whitney. 568 00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:01,680 Nice to see you-- for the second time today, huh? 569 00:19:01,778 --> 00:19:03,615 - Mm-hmm, okay, yeah, don't do that. 570 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,717 - You, uh, get any good studying in? 571 00:19:05,815 --> 00:19:07,652 Read some new books? - Please do not make me 572 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,956 leave my own dorm party. I have nowhere else to go. 573 00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:12,257 - So who's the guy? 574 00:19:12,356 --> 00:19:14,326 - He's just some guy from class. 575 00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:15,928 It's casual. 576 00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:17,062 - Kay. 577 00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,330 Well, casual looks good on you. 578 00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,331 - Thank you. 579 00:19:19,431 --> 00:19:23,135 ♪ ♪ 580 00:19:23,234 --> 00:19:26,205 - ♪ I know they hatin', I know they talkin' ♪ 581 00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:30,642 ♪ I call 'em tree bitches, they steady barkin' ♪ 582 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:33,412 - There she is! Did you kiss that boy? 583 00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:35,347 - I did! - [screams] 584 00:19:35,445 --> 00:19:37,549 - He was really bad at it. - Most are. 585 00:19:37,648 --> 00:19:40,485 - His tongue, like, darted in, and it just stayed there. 586 00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,054 [both groan] - Been there. 587 00:19:42,151 --> 00:19:43,688 Let's find you someone else. - No, no, no, no, no. 588 00:19:43,787 --> 00:19:46,091 Not tonight. I wanna hang with you. 589 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:48,928 - Aw, that is so sweet. 590 00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:51,296 Well, if that's the case, let's all work on finding 591 00:19:51,395 --> 00:19:53,193 someone for me. I'm not picky as long as 592 00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:55,100 he is perfect looking. 593 00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:59,138 ♪ ♪ 594 00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:00,539 - So I wanted to talk to you 595 00:20:00,637 --> 00:20:03,042 about something. - Okay, what's up? 596 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:07,207 - I'm starting to think that we don't have a lot in common. 597 00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,447 - Yeah. 598 00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:09,915 You might be right, but... 599 00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:13,152 I think it's good that we're different. 600 00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:14,419 You don't spend time worrying 601 00:20:14,518 --> 00:20:15,820 about how much you do and don't 602 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:18,457 have in common with your friends, do you? 603 00:20:18,555 --> 00:20:20,259 - No. - So why would it be 604 00:20:20,357 --> 00:20:22,761 an issue for us? I like learning new things 605 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,197 from you, like that podcast you told me about. 606 00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:27,466 - You listened to the series on erosion? 607 00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:29,468 - Yeah. It wasn't good to run to, 608 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:31,470 but it was eye-opening. 609 00:20:31,568 --> 00:20:33,772 I'm just sayin' I don't wanna date someone 610 00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:36,341 who's just like me. - You said "date." 611 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,378 Are we dating? - I think so. 612 00:20:39,477 --> 00:20:42,447 Is that cool? - Yeah. 613 00:20:42,546 --> 00:20:44,016 But I don't wanna watch wrestling with you. 614 00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:46,952 The stories are so lazy. - Oh, those aren't stories. 615 00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,620 Those are real. 616 00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:50,489 - Oh... - [chuckles] I'm kidding. 617 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:52,024 I'm not an idiot. [both laugh] 618 00:20:52,123 --> 00:20:55,227 ["Are You All Alone?" by Lyrah] 619 00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:56,495 - [giggles] 620 00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:59,131 - ♪ I'm caught up in a loop ♪ 621 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:00,799 ♪ That I can't break ♪ 622 00:21:00,897 --> 00:21:05,504 ♪ But I don't mind you on my mind ♪ 623 00:21:05,602 --> 00:21:11,143 ♪ I-I-I-I can't slow ♪ 624 00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:12,877 [phone chimes] 625 00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:17,249 ♪ Watch you, watch me come undone ♪ 626 00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:20,219 ♪ Hold on, you've got me ♪ 627 00:21:20,318 --> 00:21:23,555 ♪ Throwing myself around ♪ 628 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,491 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 629 00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:32,731 ♪ ♪ 630 00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:35,968 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 631 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:41,840 ♪ ♪ 632 00:21:41,939 --> 00:21:45,344 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 633 00:21:45,443 --> 00:21:52,651 ♪ ♪ 634 00:21:57,354 --> 00:22:02,027 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 635 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:06,765 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 636 00:22:06,863 --> 00:22:09,401 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 637 00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:12,471 ♪ I-I-I-I ♪ 638 00:22:12,569 --> 00:22:16,808 ♪ Can't slow how I'm falling ♪ 639 00:22:16,907 --> 00:22:21,646 ♪ Watch you watch me come undone ♪ 640 00:22:21,745 --> 00:22:27,719 ♪ Hold on, you've got me throwing myself around ♪ 641 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:30,322 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 642 00:22:30,421 --> 00:22:36,328 ♪ Oh, oh, you've got me throwing myself around ♪ 643 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:37,629 - Go to bed.