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-Girl
-We've been in rough end now
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-Girl
-We can get ugly, trust me
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-Girl
-Sound girls laying one down
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{\an8}President Lacey, I'm absolutely horrified
by my behavior last night.
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{\an8}Underage drinking?
Destruction of campus property?
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I'm better than that,
and I'm determined to make it right.
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This is a check for $2,000.
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It's a starting point.
My mom says we can go up to 10.
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Leighton,
you can't bribe your way out of this.
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You threw a tequila bottle at a statue
and chipped its pinky finger.
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-Then you berated our campus security.
-Oh, I did not berate them.
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You called them "wannabe cops
with heinous personal style."
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Does sound like me.
But in my defense, I was wasted.
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That doesn't help.
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You're getting 100 hours
of community service
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at the Essex College Women's Center.
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What is a women's center?
Is that like a curse?
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The women's center is
"an inclusive collective for females
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and people of all genders
where they can organize feminist activism
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and engage in conversations
with likeminded individuals."
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Oh, no. A bunch of woke nobodies
drinking green tea?
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Please,
I would love to hear some other options.
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There are no other options.
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I'll tell the women's center
to expect you.
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Thanks so much for coming in, Leighton.
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Well, my family will no longer
be donating to this institution.
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You know how many Russian billionaires
send their kids here?
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Three. We'll be fine.
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God damn it.
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Hear what I'm saying and understand it
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When I'm mad, I do the most
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{\an8} I know I'm nice, I know I'm bad
I do not brag, I do not boast
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{\an8} Don't like my mouth, don't like 'em broke
You got no bad, you gotta go
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{\an8}Vermont Tinder is so weird.
Why are all the guys hiking?
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This is pointless anyway.
Nobody on here ever messages back.
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All right. Hand it over.
Let's see what you working with.
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Bela, what the actual fuck?
This is why no one's messaging you back.
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You don't even say hi.
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You start every conversation
with the words "shirtless pic"
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and a question mark.
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Look, I was a nuclear loser
in high school,
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so excuse me if for once I wanna date
a guy with sick, rip, tasty abs like...
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Zac Efron Baywatch abs.
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Oh. Efron should not be your ideal abs.
There are way better.
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Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Michael B. in Black Panther.
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-Ooh.
-Michael B. in Creed.
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You know who I bet has abs? Beto O'Rourke.
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Oh, I bet he does.
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You actually might be
onto something with that one.
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Yeah.
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This has been the worst morning
of my life.
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Oh, my God. Did they cancel
your reservation at Mar-a-Lago?
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No. I have to volunteer.
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Wait. I like volunteering.
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Also, what is that smell?
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What? Really? Okay.
How do none of you smell that?
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I thought someone was trying new perfume
and I didn't wanna be rude.
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I think it's coming from here.
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Oh! Did one of you, like,
shit in the fridge?
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Okay, listen. I think we all know
whose fault this must be.
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What, me? That's racist somehow.
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The smell's probably coming from
Leighton's weird refrigerated cosmetics.
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I actually stopped putting them in there
after I found Cheeto dust in my eye cream.
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Oh. And I guess you're insinuating that
I was responsible for that too?
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I was. That one was me,
but I didn't make the fridge stink.
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All right. I have to go to practice,
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but we will figure out
who's responsible for this later,
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and that person
will be the one to clean it. Agree?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Great.
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Oh, man.
I really think the smell got into my hair.
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I can't believe you're getting
tutored by Nico today.
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What are you gonna wear?
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- This.
- Right.
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-No, I'm really gonna wear this.
-A denim jacket?
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Are you out of your fucking mind?
You're getting tutored by a hot guy.
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You're not getting a job at Applebee's.
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Bela, I'm already nervous.
Can you not tell me I look bad?
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Okay. You'll be fine. You got big boobs.
Just, you know, push them out a lot.
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Like this?
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Yeah, girl. Just like that.
Actually, I wanna try that too.
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Great practice, ladies.
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And I don't wanna get ahead of things,
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but we could have a shot at finally
making the tournament this year,
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thanks to our new first-year talent.
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All right. Now, in terms of strategy,
new mids, don't kick the ball forward.
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We're going for possession, all right?
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Oh, you look
so fucking hot today.
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You too.
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I have to answer this. It's Michelle,
and two calls means an emergency.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God. It's a FaceTime.
It's connecting. Hide. Hide.
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-Hey.
-Hey, babe. I'm outside.
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Sorry. You're what?
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What was that?
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I'm counting the aluminum bats,
like I always do.
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Did you say you're here?
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Yeah. Yeah, we have to go get the credenza
that I bought in Cos Cob. You remember?
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I didn't realize we bought that. I thought
we were sticking with our current hutch.
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No, we're getting a new one.
Hey, is your shirt off?
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Oh, yeah. I spilled a bunch
of soup on it.
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It doesn't matter. I'll see you out there.
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Cool.
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Look, I don't know what a credenza is,
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but it doesn't sound like
something you buy
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if you're about to end your marriage.
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Look, Michelle and I have been
together for six years.
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I need to find the right moment
and do this in a kind way.
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Fine. But just so you know,
I don't love this.
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The only time I condone cheating
is on Love Island.
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- I love you.
- What?
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Um...
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Just go buy your hutch thing.
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{\an8}Memorizing
French words is easy.
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{\an8}But mastering the pronunciation?
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{\an8}That can take some time.
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{\an8}Boy, do I know that's true.
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No, look at my mouth.
Watch what I'm doing with my lips.
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-Hello.
-Sorry. Um...
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That's it. Yeah. You're improving already.
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How did you get so fluent?
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When I was little, we had this au pair
named Camille from Marseille.
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She practically raised me
'cause my mom was always, uh...
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-Actually, who knows what she was doing?
-Oh, I totally get that.
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Both my parents worked a lot,
so I spent all my time with my nana.
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One time she had a stroke
while we were doing a puzzle.
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But your story is a lot cuter,
so tell me more about Camille.
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Camille was the fucking best.
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She'd make me chicken nuggets
and we'd sit together
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and watch our favorite French TV show,
Les Craquantes.
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That sounds very fancy.
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It was a dubbed version
of The Golden Girls.
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Oh.
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The first word I learned
in French was ménopause.
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{\an8}Lila - Um, that dude is stupid hot.
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{\an8}I've burned myself three times
looking at him.
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I just want to thank you again
for doing this.
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-It's really nice.
-Don't mention it.
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-Oh. But before I forget...
-Yeah?
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Can you sign this?
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If I do enough tutoring hours,
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I get an extra half-credit
towards my minor.
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-Oh, you get credit for tutoring?
-Is that okay?
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Totally okay. Of course. Of course.
This was simply transactional. I get it.
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{\an8}Young Stalin could get it.
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Right? Dude could've been on Riverdale.
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And I needed you
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Hi. I'm Bela. Like in Twilight but Indian.
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Cool.
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I love that Susan B. Anthony is being
honored in the Essex portrait gallery.
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I'm just saying the artist clearly
enhanced the size of her breasts.
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Maybe it's symbolic of her female power.
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Or maybe she actually had a huge rack.
How would we know?
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Hey. I'm Leighton.
I got caught underage drinking.
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That's why I have to work here.
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-I'm Ginger. She/her/hers.
-Lindsay. She/her/hers.
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-Alicia. She/her/hers.
-Tova. They/them/theirs.
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Hmm.
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Oh, right. Sure. I'm "she," obviously.
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-Cool. I oversee all the volunteers.
-Oh, great. Should we talk scheduling?
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Um, I was thinking that I would work
mornings from 9:30 to 10:15-ish, and then,
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you know, round that up to an hour
for time sheet purposes.
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Yeah, that's not how this works.
Um, I'll tell you when we need help.
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And that's when you'll be here.
Like, tomorrow from 5:00 to 10:00,
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you'll be helping
with our feminist poetry group.
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As tempting as that sounds,
I'm kind of busy on Fridays.
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Shit. I didn't realize that.
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Maybe we should just shut down
the whole place till you're free.
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Okay. I'm from New York,
so I can tell that you're being sarcastic.
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Hey, this is getting a little tense.
I'm gonna hit the safe space bell.
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What?
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It's a bell that we hit when we think
it'd be good to have a safe space.
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Uh, isn't this already a safe space?
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Okay. I'm just saying
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that maybe we've gotten
a little bit too sensitive as a society
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if even a safe space isn't like--
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Oh, my God.
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It's all good, Ginger.
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What we do here, whether it seems stupid
to you or not, really does help people.
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So we're not looking for your feedback
at the moment, okay?
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Oh. And don't say your pronouns
are obvious. That makes you suck.
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Suggesting that you don't have to use
your pronouns when other people do
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makes you sound like
a really dumb sis bitch.
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I heard it, Ginger.
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Welcome to the Women's Center, Leighton.
See you at poetry night.
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Hi. My mom says we could go up to $20,000.
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You're doing
the community service, Leighton.
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Grow from pain.
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Girls, I have a delicate matter.
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There have been some complaints about
the stench coming from your room,
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but there's no need to be embarrassed.
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-This happens to one suite every year.
-What does?
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-Oh, my God. We're the smelly suite.
-No, that "we" better not include me.
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Okay. Who complained?
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Sorry, Leighton.
All complaints are anonymous.
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I cannot name names.
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I can. It was me.
It smells like a tooth abscess in here.
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It's so bad that nobody showed up
to my murder mystery party last night.
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Yeah, Travis, I'm sure that's related.
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Well, thank you, Frude,
for bringing this to our attention.
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We're gonna chat about it as a group
and we'll get it all fixed.
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-Okey-dokey.
-Yes.
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That's a good enough resolution for you?
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Yeah. We're throwing
that fucking fridge out now.
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No. That was
my high school graduation gift.
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That is the saddest sentence
I've ever heard.
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Look, I don't care.
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I will not have a reputation
as a "smelly suite girl."
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-The fridge has to go.
-We can just clean it.
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And since we don't know
who created the smell--
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- It was Bela.
- Offensive. Offensive conjecture.
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Why don't we all clean
it out together tonight?
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It could be like a fun
group bonding experience.
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I genuinely wish I could.
I have a women's center thing.
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Yeah, I can't either.
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I'm gonna get piped by
a guy with abs tonight.
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"Piped"?
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Yeah. Piped.
Railed, torn up, slit-slammed.
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"Slit-slammed"? Bela, Jesus Christ.
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What? It's how people talk.
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Yeah, it's me.
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- No. You wish.
- I win.
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Yes. I beat you again.
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I let you win by being out of shape.
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Yeah. So, how was picking up the credenza?
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Oh, man. Whit, I cannot wait
to show you how ugly it is.
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{\an8}I took a picture. It is so bad.
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{\an8}Wait. Do you have me saved in your phone
as Steven Kim Accountant?
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{\an8}Yeah. This way, if Michelle
sees a text pop up,
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{\an8}she won't suspect anything.
230
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-And who's Honey Bunny?
-That's Michelle.
231
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,127
Dude, are you fucking kidding me?
232
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,422
She's Honey Bunny
and I'm an imaginary Asian CPA?
233
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,714
That's perfect.
234
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,385
Look, I don't know how much longer
I can keep sneaking around like this.
235
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,930
-Does none of this bother you?
-Of course it does.
236
00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:05,517
I have this unbelievably cool
and beautiful person in my life.
237
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,146
I can't tell anyone about it.
It's terrible. It sucks.
238
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:13,483
I just want us to go on a date.
Like, an actual date.
239
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,736
Not like a "Let's make out in my car
behind this Best Buy" date.
240
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,573
Some of my fondest memories are
in that Best Buy parking lot with you.
241
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,450
There's some beautiful stuff
happening in there.
242
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,702
No. No. I'm not in the mood
to joke around about this right now.
243
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,414
All right.
244
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:33,044
-Race you back to campus?
-No. I'm gonna go take a solo run.
245
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,598
So is there something going on
between you and the hot French tutor?
246
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,640
No.
247
00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:48,977
Why? Did he ask about me or something
when he ordered his coffee yesterday?
248
00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:50,437
Yeah.
249
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,939
He asked me if you were seeing anyone.
250
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:57,319
-Stop.
-No, he didn't. He couldn't care less.
251
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,696
But maybe he will,
'cause he's walking in right now.
252
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,824
Oh. Ha-ha. It's so funny.
I'm sure he's walking in right now.
253
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,410
-Hey.
-How's it going?
254
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,537
Uh... Just working. Nothing much.
255
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,998
Definitely not talking
about anything specific.
256
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,545
You have a face to write songs about.
Thank you.
257
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:22,052
So, what brings you in?
Did you want a drink or a café au lait?
258
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,889
Hey, good pronunciation.
But no. I just stopped in to see you.
259
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,474
I was thinking
for our next tutoring session
260
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,810
we could watch Golden Girls in French
the way I learned with my au pair.
261
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,271
-Maybe tonight.
-Yeah. Yes.
262
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:36,691
Yeah. I think that sounds
both educational and entertaining.
263
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,443
You're such a good tutor.
264
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,029
-Great. I'll see you tonight.
-Okay.
265
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,325
-You're staring at his butt.
-Lila, God.
266
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,410
The idea of sitting
through a musical
267
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,828
makes me want to light myself on fire,
268
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,498
which I did once to get out
of an Indian thing with my family.
269
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,085
Do you want anything from inside?
270
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,628
-No, I'm good.
-You sure?
271
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,630
Actually, could you get me
a mug of dry Cap'n Crunch?
272
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:06,638
Dude, are you fucking seeing this?
I'm slaying this date so hard.
273
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,765
Girl, he's laughing
at everything you're saying,
274
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,267
and you're not even being funny.
275
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,310
I'm finally gonna hook up
with a guy with abs.
276
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,355
Wait. You never hooked up
with a guy with abs before?
277
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,817
-Have you?
-Honey, I pull.
278
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,735
Hey.
279
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,949
-Dude.
-Oh. Here you go.
280
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,704
Two chicken breasts. Must be cheat day.
281
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,544
"Happy Father's Day, Dad.
282
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:43,633
Thanks for always protecting me
from spiders, from nightmares,
283
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,680
from feeling respected as a woman."
284
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:56,730
"My nipples are my own.
But will they ever truly be free?
285
00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:03,028
Oh, beautiful disgracious skies
For amber waves of pain"
286
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,865
Leighton, stop filming people
without their consent.
287
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,366
Yes, warden.
288
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,870
Are you seriously getting drunk
at an event that you're working
289
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,246
because you were caught getting drunk?
290
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,873
Yep.
291
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,916
Ridiculous.
292
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,920
I figure if it's okay with you,
I'll sing a few songs tonight.
293
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:25,759
This first one is about a woman
who deserves more love than she gets.
294
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:27,761
Mother Nature.
295
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,181
The meadows so cloverly
296
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,060
Awakening my ovaries
297
00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,771
Awakening my ovaries
298
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,107
Leighton, what the actual fuck?
299
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,734
And beating like a drum
300
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,278
That's it.
301
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,907
I'm not signing off
on any of your hours tonight.
302
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,951
What? You can't do that.
303
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,746
I deserve double hours
for sitting through this shit.
304
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:59,668
Why? All you did was drink wine
and eat very noisy snacks.
305
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:02,045
-But I was here.
-I don't care.
306
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,215
You know, you just wasted
three hours of your own life.
307
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,343
Zero down, 100 to go.
308
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,890
You contradict your appeal
309
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:19,187
And my affection for you is real...
310
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,023
- May I?
- Yeah, sure.
311
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,734
Wow.
312
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,945
They are just incredible.
313
00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,491
Do you wanna have sex?
314
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,618
Uh, in a second.
I just wanna look at you for a bit.
315
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,954
-Really burn the image in.
-Right.
316
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,623
-Okay, I'm ready.
-Oh, wow.
317
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,257
- You're so fucking hot.
- You're so fucking funny.
318
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,011
-You're so fucking hot.
-You're so fucking funny.
319
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,975
-You're so fucking hot.
-You're so fucking funny.
320
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,728
-He's a chucklefucker.
-A what?
321
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:03,189
A chucklefucker.
He only likes me 'cause I'm funny.
322
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,109
-I don't think that's a word.
-Or, like, a thing.
323
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,527
He must find you attractive too.
324
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,571
No one sleeps with someone
just because they think they're funny.
325
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,574
Oh, really, Whitney? Then explain
why I masturbate to Kyle Mooney.
326
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,909
Bela, stop telling me
what you masturbate to.
327
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,454
Wait. I thought you wanted people
to think you were funny.
328
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,999
No, no. And I also want him
to think I'm a RiRi level hot bitch.
329
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,960
I told him he reminded me
of David Beckham,
330
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,755
and he told me
I reminded him of Larry David.
331
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,758
I'm confused.
Larry David's a lot funnier than you.
332
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,135
Speaking of David Beckham,
we won our game.
333
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,137
I scored two goals
and had an assist. No big deal.
334
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,638
Whitney was so good,
335
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,184
and I tried to start a wave in the stands,
but there weren't enough people.
336
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,561
-Yeah.
-So what am I supposed to do?
337
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,855
Damn. We got back
to your thing real quick.
338
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,191
Honestly, Bela, I don't think
this is such a bad thing.
339
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,902
You like him for his abs.
He likes you because you're funny.
340
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,154
You both have
your really specific reasons.
341
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,114
Yeah, but I'm a romantic,
so I want us to like each other
342
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,324
for the same specific reason,
343
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,868
that we're both insatiably
into each other's hot faces and bods.
344
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,912
I feel like there's a clear lesson
you should be learning here,
345
00:17:58,995 --> 00:17:59,871
and you're not grasping it.
346
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:04,250
Yeah, you're right. The lesson is clear.
I've got to break it off with him.
347
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,378
I've got to find an even hotter guy
and not be myself around him.
348
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,047
-No. Mmm-mmm.
-No, that was not the lesson.
349
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,256
Thanks for the talk, guys.
350
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,180
I really like Bela,
but if I had to share
351
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,973
a room with her, I'd drown myself.
352
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:23,269
-Where are you taking the cheesecake?
-Oh, it's a long story.
353
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,355
It's an inside joke between Nico and me.
354
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,858
Does Leighton know how much time
you've been spending with her brother?
355
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,737
No, but there's really nothing to tell.
He's just tutoring me.
356
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,698
Although maybe don't say
anything to Leighton.
357
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,492
-Sure. I'll see you later.
-Okay.
358
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,993
-Have fun with the team.
-Thanks.
359
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,748
Hey Steven Kim Accountant, I would love
to get together to discuss my taxes.
360
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,378
-Hey.
-Where are you right now?
361
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,548
On my way to meet up with the team
to celebrate our win.
362
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,133
Okay. First off, you played like a star,
363
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,845
and getting wasted with your friends
is totally appropriate.
364
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,390
And also, I think
you should blow the team off.
365
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,141
And why should I do that?
366
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,685
I've been thinking about
what you said the other night,
367
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:08,940
about how we haven't had a real date,
and I think you're right. So let's do it.
368
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:10,400
Right now?
369
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,236
Yeah, I know it's kind of last minute,
but I have a surprise for you.
370
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,446
A bigger surprise than finding out
you have a wife?
371
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,867
Seriously? You're gonna weaponize
the joyful word "surprise" like that?
372
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:23,746
I'll pick you up outside your dorm in ten.
Just bundle up and bring bug spray.
373
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,456
-Bug spray?
-It's gonna be fun.
374
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,333
Just forget I said bug spray.
375
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,711
Long underwear might be smart.
376
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,338
-Bro, it's getting worse.
-It's gonna be great.
377
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,716
Just let me do my thing.
I'll see you soon.
378
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,178
Bug spray.
379
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,609
{\an8} When you feel the time is right
380
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,612
{\an8} You better let go and live it up
381
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,822
When you feel the time is right
382
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,868
Hi. Is Nico home?
383
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,079
No. I think he's watching
the basketball game at Braden's.
384
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,581
Who?
385
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,710
You don't know Braden?
That's weird. You kind of look like him.
386
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:12,879
Uh, okay. Thanks.
387
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,758
Hey, you don't also have
a Postmates order from Quiznos, do you?
388
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,468
I do not.
389
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,472
She wasn't Quiznos.
390
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,857
-Hey. What's up?
-Hey. I'm at Theta Delt.
391
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,275
Oh, cool.
392
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,111
Yeah, except you're not here.
393
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,241
Oh, shit. Oh, I'm so sorry.
394
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:44,953
I totally forgot. The Golden Girls thing.
395
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,830
Uh, can we do it some other time?
396
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,752
Um, yeah, for sure.
I have other things to do tonight anyway.
397
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,714
-All right. Sorry.
-Bye.
398
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:25,952
All right.
399
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,498
You better not be murdering me.
I will be so pissed.
400
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,666
Oh, come on.
401
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,043
-Thank you.
-Okay, watch your step.
402
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,421
All right.
403
00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,555
Well?
404
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,391
What am I looking at?
405
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,477
It's a romantic outdoor movie night.
406
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:53,229
Just you and me in the middle of nowhere.
407
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,357
Love & Basketball
cued up on the projector.
408
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,236
-That is my favorite movie.
-I know. I did my research.
409
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,739
All right. Let me show you to your seat.
410
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,823
Ooh.
411
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,950
-All right. Just...
-Mmm. Okay.
412
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,871
Emergency exits are this way in the woods
and the other way in the woods.
413
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,873
And the lavatories are anywhere you want.
414
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,417
-This is very cute.
-I know.
415
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:18,713
-Ready?
-Okay.
416
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,969
Okay. Now, cell phones off
for the duration of the movie.
417
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:29,474
Tonight's just about you and me,
and the present threat of Lyme disease.
418
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,358
Look, I know you're in charge or whatever,
419
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,945
but I really think it would benefit you
to take things a little less seriously.
420
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,989
Oh. It would, huh?
421
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,867
Yeah. Okay. Like, if you didn't notice,
the song that girl sang
422
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,745
was beyond terrible, then I'm genuinely
kind of worried about you.
423
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,122
Of course I knew it was terrible.
424
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,626
If she was good, she wouldn't be
playing the Women's Center.
425
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,711
Oh, yes. I agree.
426
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:02,131
Look, can some of these people
be intolerable? Holy shit, yes.
427
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:04,884
But instead of being rude,
I act like a normal person.
428
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,096
I smile to their face
and then I mock them privately.
429
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,722
Could you maybe try that?
430
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:14,310
All right. All right.
I will try to be less of a, um...
431
00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,395
Oh, God, what did you call it?
432
00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,730
-A dumb sis bitch.
-Dumb sis bitch.
433
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,607
-Right. That's the one.
-Might be hard, though.
434
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:23,069
Wait till October when Ginger
starts talking about her coven.
435
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,029
What the fuck is a coven?
436
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,458
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Oh, nothing.
437
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:39,752
I thought we were gonna clean
that together tomorrow.
438
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:41,546
It's fine. I needed the distraction.
439
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:43,798
Anything you want to talk about?
440
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:49,262
I just got my hopes up about a guy
and wasted 25 bucks on a cake.
441
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,182
What about you?
Did you break up with your abs boy?
442
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,852
Yeah. I told him it wasn't working.
443
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:59,147
But then he was doing pull-ups,
so we had sex one more time.
444
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,274
I don't know.
I might just keep doing it. It's good.
445
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,025
Okay.
446
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,820
So tell me what heinous food
was causing the smell.
447
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,488
All of it. It was unplugged.
448
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:12,994
Oh, shit. I totally unplugged it
for Travis' airbrush machine.
449
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,289
I hate that this was my fault
and it wasn't racism.
450
00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,835
You wanna watch TV
and eat an entire cheesecake with me?
451
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:23,588
-Let's do it. That looks good.
-Right?
452
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:29,886
This is the single best date
I have ever been on.
453
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:32,513
Me too.
454
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,853
Just check your phone. We both heard it.
455
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,486
Wanna read it?
456
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:59,957
You're serious? This is real?
457
00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:01,083
Mmm-hmm.
458
00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:15,598
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
459
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,058
See you tomorrow.
460
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:30,738
Stay for a stranger
461
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:34,367
- Hey.
- Hey.
462
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,204
Uh... I got your text.
463
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,041
What is this important thing
you want to talk about?
464
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:47,046
Oh, I'm so dumb.
I meant to send that to Coach Woods.
465
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,422
It's just some soccer stuff.
466
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:52,969
-Okay.
-Ready for bed?
467
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:58,182
I don't wanna be alone
468
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,062
Don't wanna be down
469
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,733
I don't wanna come down
470
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,613
I don't wanna be alone
471
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:21,789
I don't wanna be fine until the dawn
472
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,461
I don't wanna be down
473
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:29,630
Oh-oh
474
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,174
Feel the rush
475
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,595
I don't wanna be lost
476
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:41,809
Let's stay up
477
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:51,027
I never wanna come down to the road
478
00:26:54,113 --> 00:27:01,120
I never wanna come down to the road
479
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:07,293
Never gonna give up
480
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,755
Kiss me slow
481
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:19,889
I never wanna come down to...