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{\an8}Okay. Who ate my last apple sauce?
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{\an8}You did. I saw you eating it with
your hands the last time you were drunk.
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Oh, good to know.
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Hey, ladies.
Have you guys read the paper today?
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-Our school paper?
-I have never looked at it once.
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Look.
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Whitney, apparently your soccer coach
had an affair with a player and was fired.
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Dude, are you serious?
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Yeah, I've heard about it,
but the details are pretty vague.
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Whoa! This is juicy.
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This is like Red Table Talk level juice.
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Wait. Is this coach hot? Is the girl hot?
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Did they get caught having
steamy sex in the showers?
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We want every lurid detail.
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It's...
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me.
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-What?
-Seriously?
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Well, it was me.
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But we ended things a while ago.
And you can't say anything to anyone.
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If my mom finds out, she will kill us all.
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I'm not even sure if I'm exaggerating.
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Yeah, okay. Of course. Whatever you need.
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-Thanks.
-Whitney, you might want to read this.
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You know what? I don't.
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It says he did this with another girl
when he worked at Ithaca.
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What the fuck?
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It doesn't matter. It's done,
so it doesn't change anything.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
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{\an8}Dalton - Whitney
There was another fucking girl?
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So you're going
to the Title IX office?
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Yeah. Alicia said I should
go learn about all my options.
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Figure out the best way to handle
a gross dude with a weirdly-shaped dick.
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Weirdly-shaped how?
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I mean, I only felt it against my back,
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but it felt like a can of soup,
but squishier.
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You may not need
to mention his dick shape.
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I think it's best
to lay it all on the table.
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Ladies, I will see you all
on the other side.
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Good luck, Bela. Yes, all women.
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So what about you, Ms. Thing?
How you doing since Nico's?
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I'm hanging in there.
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Oh, shit. Have you not talked about this?
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-Should I go?
-No, no, no, no.
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-Let's talk about it.
-Totally. Let's do it. I'll start.
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I know that I sort of kept it from you,
and that wasn't cool.
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In the future, I'll be more honest.
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In that spirit, my UTI
was not from a wet library chair.
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It was from repetitive sex
with your brother.
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Okay. That's haunting.
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And yes, it kind of sucked to figure out
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that everybody was keeping
this big secret behind my back.
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-I should have told you.
-Yes. Yes, you should have.
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Because I would have told you
not to sleep with him
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because I would have told you
he has a girlfriend.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
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Leighton, your brother looks good,
but that boy wasn't raised right.
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Why are you telling me? I'm not him.
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But at least you got to hook up
with a guy who's way out of your league.
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-Hey.
-Listen. I don't take sides.
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I just tell the truth.
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His penis felt like a can of soup?
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Yeah. I only mentioned it
in case I need to identify his penis,
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like, in a police lineup situation.
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Right. I will note that.
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So now what? Do you tell Ryan, or--
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When exactly do you tell
my strict Indian parents?
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I need to warn them
and possibly flee the country.
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Or do you provide any sort of
sexual witness protection program?
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If that's an option,
I'd like to hear about that.
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There's no need
to get ahead of yourselves here.
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Like, this is our first talk.
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The next step would be
to submit a written statement,
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and based on that,
my colleagues and I would decide,
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if we need to intervene
to protect the larger community.
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Otherwise, it's your choice
if we move forward with an investigation.
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At this time,
my recommendation would be
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for you to do everything you can
to avoid Ryan,
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which means taking a break
from the Catullan.
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Uh, No. Ricki, do you know how far behind
you can fall in comradery building
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if you miss two or three days?
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I was actually gonna suggest a few weeks.
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A few weeks?
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Okay, Ricki, it's official.
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You do not know how comedy works.
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And I'm fine with that.
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And that's why I was late all the time
and slacking off
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and just, like, ruining
every other aspect of my life.
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And little did I know I was getting
two-timed by that mother-effer.
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-Go off, girl.
-Yeah.
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And when you do,
can you do it near the milk frother?
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Because I've asked you
to clean it repeatedly.
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I will. I'm sorry.
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I just get so angry when
I talk about Nico. I could just--
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Damn. I've never seen you like this.
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It's kind of cute.
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Like with Nemo gets mad at his dad.
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He just made me feel like such an idiot.
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Yeah. Well, for what it's worth,
I see you with more of a sweet boy.
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You know, someone named Eugene or Glenn.
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The type of guy who likes
to play board games,
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wears New Balances or cargo shorts.
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-You're describing nerds.
-Yes. Yes, I am.
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I think you should date a nerd.
I'm glad you picked up on that.
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Oh, getting ready
for tomorrow's Econ midterm?
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-What is this, the practice test?
-Wait. Please don't.
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Oh, shit.
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This is the test.
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Are you gonna use this?
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I am. But only 'cause I have to.
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It's my only way to stay on track.
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Otherwise, my whole life plan
is gonna be thrown off
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because I have a D on my transcript.
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Yeah, but, like, you're gonna get caught.
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You're not smooth enough to cheat.
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I most certainly am.
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No. Lies. You're not.
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The test is, like, three hours long.
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Even if you had a basic understanding
of Econ, which you don't,
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it's hard as hell to memorize all that.
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Well, that's why I have a little plan.
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A little plan?
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What are you gonna--
You know what? No, don't tell me.
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Just please don't cheat.
You are not equipped to pull that off.
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-I am.
-You're sweating just talking about it.
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That's not sweat.
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-I don't know what that is.
-Okay.
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What's up?
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"What's up?" Are you serious?
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You hooked up with my roommate
and made me look like an idiot.
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That's what's up.
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Okay, can you keep your voice down?
Maya's upstairs.
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Oh, my God. You are so gross.
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Okay, I get it. You're mad.
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But what did you want me to do?
Text you and say,
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"Hey, Leight, is it cool if I bone
your roommate real quick?"
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Yeah, well, I didn't think
I had to tell you
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not to fuck any of my roommates,
but now I will make it official.
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Do not have sex with any of my roommates.
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She's really upset, by the way.
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Okay. She's not used to guys like you.
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You should have seen the boy
who came to visit her.
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-He looked like a goat.
-What you want me to do about it?
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Oh, I don't know.
Try not being such a total D-bag
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and make things right with Kimberly.
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-Okay, I will.
-Today.
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-Fine.
-Like, in person.
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-Great.
-Good.
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Nico? Are you downstairs?
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Yeah. I'm just dealing with something.
I'll be right up.
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You are one of the grossest men
I am related to.
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Worse than weird Uncle Mark.
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Apologize today, Nico.
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We get the opportunity to just show up
everything that we trained in,
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everything that we've done before this.
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We can do it. We can do it again.
We can adapt on our feet.
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We're a good team that knows what to do.
It's just--
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Look.
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Hey, can I talk to everyone for a sec?
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I take full responsibility
for what happened.
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I basically did the dumbest thing
of my entire life.
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I messed up.
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Both of our coaches got fired
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and now we're in a tournament
with no leader,
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and it's probably gonna cost us
everything we've worked so hard for.
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And I can't fix that.
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But I hope you can forgive me.
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It's not your fault.
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No, it really is.
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Unless someone else
was also sleeping with him,
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which I guess is possible.
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Dalton is clearly the problem here.
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He's older and he was your coach.
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It's just fucking nasty and wrong.
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And let's be real.
That man was low-key very dumb.
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Yes.
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And he always had a pee spot on his pants
after he went to the bathroom.
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Eww!
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It's so true.
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Now can we go practice, please?
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Yeah!
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Fuck it.
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- Neither of us got the job.
- Neither of you got the job?
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Neither of us got the job
after all of that.
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- Of course.
- Nobody gets it?
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...bout to flex and bust out of this suit?
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I mean, yeah, I know.
Like hulking out of the suit.
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Yeah. I don't know what to do.
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I can't let Ryan get away with all this,
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but I don't think
I wanna Title IX his ass either.
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Why not? He deserves absolutely
everything that's coming for him.
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Yeah, but what if
I don't want to deal with this?
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I'll get examined and picked apart, too.
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Yeah. She's right.
Reporting it might not be a good idea.
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-Thank you.
-Really?
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-Seriously?
-Hey, I don't like it, all right?
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I'm just saying Bela has a point.
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Sometimes bad shit happens
to women who report stuff.
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Nah-uh. Don't listen to her, okay?
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This guy sneak-attacked you with his dick.
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He needs to pay.
I say you Title IX his bitch ass.
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Hold on. Maybe as a first step,
you could go to another upperclassman
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at the Catullan
and ask them what they think.
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Literally all those options
sound so stressful.
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Well, do you wanna squeeze my stress ball?
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I've been squeezing it a lot,
so it's pretty flat.
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Hey. It's late.
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Yeah. It's just there's so much shit
going down with my roommates
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and I really wanted to see you.
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How's Bela holding up?
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She ate a bunch of gummy worms
before breakfast.
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Couldn't tell you if that's good or bad.
I think she'll be okay.
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What's in the bag?
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Is it a gift to make up for
freezing me out of your social life?
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Basically, yes.
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I got you one of those grocery store cakes
you so weirdly love.
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Yeah. They taste better than fancy ones.
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That's just not true.
But in time we can fix you.
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I asked them to write,
"Sorry I was such a bitch" with icing,
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but apparently the Stop & Shop
has a no swear words policy.
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Try Price Chopper next time.
Anything goes at that place.
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I will.
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Should we just, like,
get out of town tomorrow?
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Go somewhere we can be ourselves?
Maybe even overnight?
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Yeah. Sounds nice.
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How about this?
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I'll drive us and pick out the place,
and you pay for gas,
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meals and lodging because I'm poor.
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-Done.
-Perfect.
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Okay. Now let me see this grocery cake.
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Oh, yeah. There it is.
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Is that a Minion?
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Oh, no, wait. It's a school bus.
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No, it's a Minion.
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{\an8}Good luck at your away game.
You totally got this.
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{\an8}Thanks. Hey, good luck on your midterm.
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Thanks. I'll need it.
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May I use the restroom, please?
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The test just started.
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I have a UTI
and it's really flaring up right now.
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One symptom is frequent urination,
and it's very painful--
241
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:28,248
Okay, look. In the future,
you can just say "medical issue."
242
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,490
Thank you both so much
for meeting with me.
243
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,949
Whatever this is, can we make it fast?
244
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,160
I got tickets to a Kurosawa marathon
at the film society.
245
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,662
Sure. So...
246
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,291
Ryan kind of assaulted me.
247
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,960
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
248
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:18,006
Yeah. A couple of weeks ago,
he got me alone,
249
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:20,217
put a porn on
and watched it in front of me,
250
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,927
which was weird, and I ignored it.
251
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,473
But then on the day
of the final submissions, he...
252
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,475
did something worse.
253
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,684
Okay.
254
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645
Wait. Should we be hearing this,
like, alone right now?
255
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,523
-Should someone be here with us or--
-What did he do?
256
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,609
He shoved his hard dick against my back.
257
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,152
Okay, his hard dick?
258
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,904
-What the fuck?
-Eric, chill.
259
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,197
No, I mean, it's a serious allegation.
260
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,783
I agree. And that's why you should
chill the fuck out and let Bela talk.
261
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,578
I'm so sorry that this happened.
Are you okay?
262
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,207
Yeah. I talked to the Title IX office,
but I'm not sure if I want to do that.
263
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,500
Title IX? You're already going there?
264
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,752
-Eric, please.
-No. I don't want to be involved in this.
265
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,963
And quite frankly, I'm not even sure
there's a this to be involved in.
266
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,422
It sounds like a misunderstanding.
267
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,508
Maybe Bela should just
talk to Ryan about it.
268
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,302
He did it to Carla, too.
He showed her his dick.
269
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,179
-What?
-That's why she quit.
270
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,682
Look, I've known Ryan for years.
271
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,392
He's not the kind of person
who's going around
272
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,935
shoving his hard dick against people.
273
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,186
I'm sorry. I just...
274
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,105
I don't believe this.
275
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,815
You know that we're supposed to, like,
believe women, right?
276
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,985
Yeah. And I usually do believe them.
I'm, like, constantly, believing women.
277
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,027
But this is different.
278
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,196
And, you know, next time,
maybe write us an email.
279
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,824
Give us a little warning before you
come in here and drop a giant bomb on us.
280
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,033
Jesus.
281
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,665
Hey. You did the right thing.
282
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,210
Okay. Thanks.
283
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,716
Okay. You have to give me
one clue about where we're going.
284
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,510
I get very stressed when I don't know
what occasion to dress for.
285
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:49,055
Really? 'Cause I feel like this outfit
could work for lots of different things.
286
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,559
Sure, but not if we're going to,
like, a Four Seasons.
287
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,397
Alicia, if we are going to a Four Seasons,
I do need to change.
288
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,067
I promise we are not
going to a Four Seasons.
289
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:05,697
I got us a cute bed and breakfast
run by a local beekeeper.
290
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,783
It's really quaint, and they have
an option to sleep in a barn.
291
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,494
Oh, my God. That sounds so cool.
292
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,413
What is their cancelation policy?
293
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,790
-Are you looking at hotels already?
-I am.
294
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,801
Okay. This is more like it.
295
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,971
I mean, it's not a B&B,
but there's a TV, so we can watch Bravo.
296
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,140
I see a bed.
297
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:33,975
It's all I care about.
298
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,900
What about all those rural Vermont
hot spots you wanted to show me?
299
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,401
I'm suddenly less interested in them.
300
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,497
Get on your back.
301
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,932
Oh, I fucking love your body.
302
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,184
Okay. Keep doing that.
303
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:22,065
Did you seriously
already order room service?
304
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,775
No. I asked them to send up extra towels.
305
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:25,944
Leave them outside.
306
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,865
Hmm. Oh, fuck.
307
00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,423
Manny, I'm open!
308
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,524
Hey, it's all right.
309
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,569
I know. I just really
wanted to win that one.
310
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,822
Look. This is the best season
the team has had in, like, ten years,
311
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,074
and it's mainly because of you. And me.
312
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,326
But mainly you.
313
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,828
Next year we'll go all the way.
314
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,528
What?
315
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,747
What the fuck?
316
00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:08,963
Hello.
317
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:12,133
I feel like this robe might be
my new everyday look.
318
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:15,845
I feel like a hot drug lord.
319
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,057
Okay. Where should we go first?
320
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,851
Yelp is suggesting
a lot of sad suburban bars
321
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:25,104
and an axe-throwing brewery.
322
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,397
Smart combo.
323
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:32,153
Whoa! Alicia, you posted that?
My purse is in the background.
324
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,281
Um, yes. In soft focus.
325
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,826
The focal point is obviously me
looking amazing in the robe.
326
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,577
Can you please take it down?
327
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,289
Are you serious?
328
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,916
Yes. It's my Saint Laurent.
329
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,961
People are gonna recognize it and know
that we are in a hotel room together.
330
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,255
Leighton, you're being ridiculous.
331
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,758
You can barely see it. No one's gonna
zoom in and know it's your bag.
332
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:56,719
Oh, because you hang out with
so many people who have bags like that?
333
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,224
Okay, Bela just liked it.
I'm serious. Take it down.
334
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,185
Fine.
335
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,480
-I'll delete it.
-Thank you.
336
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,867
Bro, I swear to God, Stan Lee
has a cameo in Captain Marvel.
337
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:22,996
How's he going to be in a movie in 2019
when he died in 2018?
338
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,082
Okay. Obviously, you don't understand
how movies are made.
339
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,250
Uh, Canaan?
340
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,254
Oh, excuse me. Miss, are you lost?
341
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,006
You don't live at the KJ House.
342
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,508
This is a dorm for people
who answer text messages.
343
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,263
Hey. Um, sorry I've been
dodging your texts.
344
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:44,517
I was going through some personal stuff,
but I think it's over.
345
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,269
All right.
346
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:48,688
Are you mad at me?
347
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,064
Am I mad at you?
348
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:54,652
No. You just gave me
a super-vague cryptic explanation
349
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,154
for why you ghosted me.
350
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,658
- So I'd say we're all good now.
- Yeah, Whitney.
351
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,287
You can't just come crawling back thinking
he'd been sitting around waiting for you.
352
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,706
-Canaan got options.
-That's right.
353
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:10,043
A lot of that options are real ugly,
but they are options.
354
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,338
Okay. Well, I am sorry.
355
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,714
And I could have texted.
356
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:15,965
It's good.
357
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,636
By the way, I heard about your game.
Sorry you lost.
358
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,722
But honestly,
I'm kind of happy soccer's done.
359
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,891
Now you have more time
to hang out with me.
360
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,226
Hmm, you've been looking me up.
361
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,729
No. I read it on ESPN.
362
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,481
I did have to scroll down
really far, though.
363
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,775
They do not put
women in sports at the top.
364
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,069
-No, they don't.
-Come on.
365
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:43,618
So what does this town
have in the way of dinner?
366
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,120
Thinking chicken tenders
from a chain restaurant.
367
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,164
I think we need to end this.
368
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:50,959
What?
369
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,671
I can't keep dating someone
that's closeted.
370
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,506
I can't keep sneaking around.
371
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,384
I feel like you're bringing me
back in the closet with you.
372
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,136
I've already been through this.
I can't go backward.
373
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,307
Okay, but what about me?
I'm just-- I'm not ready.
374
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,978
Exactly. And you might never feel ready.
So where does that leave me?
375
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,355
Believe me, I get it.
376
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,650
It was really hard coming out
to both my grandmas on Easter Sunday,
377
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:16,901
but I did it,
378
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,320
and it made me feel so much better.
379
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,197
I just don't like the idea of coming out.
380
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,991
I don't feel the need
to announce the world
381
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,202
what type of people that I sleep with
and let that detail define me.
382
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,246
But it doesn't have to define you.
383
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,747
It totally does.
384
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,499
If you google a gay person,
385
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,335
the first word that auto populates
after their name is "gay."
386
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,087
It becomes their new main characteristic.
387
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,131
And I don't need that. I like who I am.
388
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,258
I don't want to come out
and become all political
389
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:45,513
and have it affect how I act and speak
and dress and what things I do.
390
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,601
Um... you're describing me.
391
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:55,440
The thing you so desperately
don't want to be is me.
392
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,946
Look. I really care about you.
393
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,032
I like--
394
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,705
But if you can't be out with me,
I can't be with you.
395
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:18,963
Then I guess we're done.
396
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:33,186
So now Eric officially hates me.
I shouldn't have said anything.
397
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,481
I think it's good you did.
Staying silent only leads to regret.
398
00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,274
And you might not be there yet,
399
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,818
but let me know when you're ready
to get revenge on that sick freak.
400
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,570
I would aid and abet you all day.
401
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,241
Hey, Bela.
402
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,245
Hi. Guys, this is Eric,
the editor of the Catullan.
403
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,081
Oh, nah-uh. Not today, sicko.
404
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,124
You get your rapey dick out of here
before I cut it off.
405
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,168
Yeah. Guess what.
It's your turn to get assaulted, shitbird.
406
00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,213
No, guys. This is Eric, the other editor.
Ryan's the handsome one.
407
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,465
-Hey, what the fuck?
-Sorry. It's been a long day.
408
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:06,928
Yeah, whatever.
Can we just talk for a sec, like, alone?
409
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,765
Sure.
410
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,230
-Can I get a glass of water or something?
-No.
411
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,526
I wrote this down
so I wouldn't get it wrong.
412
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,031
"My initial reaction earlier today sucked.
413
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:32,995
As an editor and as a sometimes very
awkward and thoughtless person, I'm sorry.
414
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:34,831
I handled myself poorly.
415
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,542
I believe you,
and I will do something about it."
416
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,419
Wow!
417
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,338
Thank you, Eric.
418
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,424
Yeah. Okay.
Well, I'm gonna get out of here.
419
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,093
It smells like a candle store at a mall.
420
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:04,152
Leighton.
421
00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:07,572
Hey. What's up?
422
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:13,286
Nothing. Just going on a brisk walk
for no particular reason at all.
423
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:16,122
Same. Same.
424
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:17,999
Why do you have luggage with you?
425
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:23,337
Oh, I had, uh, planned a trip,
but then decided not to go.
426
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,591
-Hmm. Are you okay?
-Yeah.
427
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:29,844
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Yeah.
428
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,183
Hey. Did Nico talk to you today?
429
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,685
No. No, he did not.
430
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,688
Seriously?
You haven't heard from him at all?
431
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,942
Okay.
432
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:48,905
-Are you headed home?
-No. I'm headed somewhere else first.
433
00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,208
-Hey. How's it going?
-Nico is cheating on you, a lot.