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The following programme contains
scenes of strong violence

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and strong language.

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Shit! Fuck!

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Eurgh!

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All yours, I guess.

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♪ Swallow my tongue back of my throat

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♪ Like it's finite

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♪ Only so long
I can chew till I choke

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♪ Hide in plain sight

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My rabbit run

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♪ Caught in the headlights

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♪ And I'm bigger now

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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh

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♪ So say my name
like I'm ten feet tall

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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal

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♪ And every day that I get older

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♪ Bow your head like I'm royal

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'People I'd love to kill.'

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'Julia Blenkingsopp from school.'

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Can you believe Rhiannon died?

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Look at her ugly little ghost.

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So weird.

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'For subjecting me to
a relentless campaign

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of psychological abuse
between the ages of 12 and 16.

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Julia Blenkingsopp,
for making me spend

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approximately 32% of my school career
hiding in a toilet.'

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There's a dead person in here.
I thought something smelled.

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I was just...

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'Julia Blenkingsopp, for making me
actually want to be dead.'

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'Julia Blenkingsopp,
for having a cool job

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with good morale and scope
for career progression.'

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'For having friends to do stuff with

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instead sitting at home
in her dead dad's robe.

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For having a really nice house

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that probably has bi-folding doors
and a kitchen island.

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For having a partner
who's basically a Ken doll.

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And for not peaking at school
like bullies are supposed to do!

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Julia fucking Blenkingsopp
for her perfect little life.

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But... all good things
must come to an end.'

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You doing a bit of DIY?
Yep. Something like that.

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I can give you a hand if you want.
No, I'm fine.

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Yeah, no, I mean...
Obviously, you're capable.

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Look, I know I've been a knob.

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Which time?

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Well, at the pub.

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And before.

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With the emojis.

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It's just, sometimes I...

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You know, I can't find
the right words, so I just...

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Emojis are just like
this perfect little language.

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So, uh...

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I'm...

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...sorry!

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I haven't, uh,
read the agreement yet.

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I will.
OK.

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Hey, listen, we should
still go for that coffee.

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Yeah. We sh... That...
That would be great.

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Like, just to tell you
my plans for the business.

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Cos I really wanna honour him,
you know?

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So, like, every kitchen we fit,
everything we do, like,

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it's got a bit of Tommy in it,
you know?

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- Yeah, alright.
- What about that new place on the high street,

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the one the does
all the posh coffees and that?

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Next to the Chinese?
- Yeah. - Yeah.

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Or we could just go there instead.

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You know?

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Banquet for two.

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To honour him, of course.

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You know, he really loved
those prawn balls.

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Alright. When?

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I don't know.

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I'll text you.
OK.

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No...

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I know!

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Oh, it's not OK!

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Listen, Vonne, tell him
if he craps on the floor again,

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he can clean it up himself.

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Yeah, and we can say with our hands
on our hearts, you can do better.

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Hiya!

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Yeah, but he's harmless, isn't he?

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It's like what my dad used to say:

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"Good heart, bad farts."

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Can I get a bag, please?

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Yeah, I know.
Just a... bag.

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Mm! Mm-mm!

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OK.

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Ugh! Hang on, Vonne, one second.

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What? What?!

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Oh, me. Sorry. I thought
you were talking to Vonne.

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I just need a bag.
What, do you know Vonne?

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No. Uh, just...

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heard you talking.
OK, weirdo.

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Bag's 15p.

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Anyway...

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Vonne, he showed up!

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Yeah. And it's him!

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Actually, I'm wondering if you can
help me with one more thing.

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What an absolute joke!
I wonder if you can help me

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find your extra-large durable gloves.

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I'm just planning to murder
my school bully

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and hoping you could help me.
£29.59.

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OK.
No, not you.

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Just some bloody customer.

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Mm! That is what
I kept saying to him.

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I was like,
"Yeah, what are you doing?"

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No, shut up!

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Bye, then.

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Vonne?

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You there, babe? Oh...

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No...

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Hello. Badgerton's. How may I help?

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Hi, uh...

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Is Julia Blenkingsopp in?
It's Rhiannon Lewis.

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Yes, she's just walking in.
One moment, please.

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Hello? Julia speaking.

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Hi. Uh, it's Rhiannon.

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Oh, hi.
Um...

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So, uh, sorry to call first thing.

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Uh, I know Seren's
really keen to get the photos.

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I did a big clear-out here, so, um...

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it would be good for you to see.

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Uh, are you free this evening,
maybe, after work?

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No.

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Uh, well, it's... It's really-

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I can do tomorrow evening.

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Great. Tomorrow's perfect.

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OK. Uh... can't wait!

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You sweat in your sleep, though.
Yeah, but it's worth it.

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Morning!
Morning!

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Hiya.
You're a bit late, sweetpea.

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Oh, uh... Yeah, sorry.

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I got you a posh coffee.
Oh.

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Oat milk. Right, Jeff?

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Uh, yes.

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There's, um, pastries in the kitchen
if anybody wants...

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...wants one.
Are they gluten-free?

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Cos I can die if I eat flour.

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Not instantly, but it'll take,
like, ten years off my life.

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Uh... No. Sorry.

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It's fine.
I'll just sniff Claudia's.

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OK.Am I not important enough
for a posh coffee?

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Getting sick of her bullshit
actually. Sniff your own croissant.

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Uh, can I get a word, Jeff?

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I'm kind of up against it.
A word!

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Please, Jeff.

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OK. Yeah?

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Great front-page splash today.

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Thank you.
Just wondering where, uh...

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my name was.

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Lovely!

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Page 38.

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"Office contacts."

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Here it is. "Administrative
assistant Rhiannon Lewis.

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01632-960-800."

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Yeah, I just thought it would be
on the front page next to my story.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you write it?

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No, but I-
That'd be why it's not, then.

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It's not fair, Jeff.

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It's my story. I gave you it.
My name should be on it.

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If you want your name on something,
I'll lend you my label maker.

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You can put your name on a stapler.

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Hello.
Hi.

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Thanks for the pastries.
Yeah.

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Did you poison them?

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No.

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Might be the perfect crime.
Not really.

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Lana's gluten-intolerant,
so she'd be my downfall.

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I thought you were
an investigative reporter.

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Yeah, well, you're kind of...

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putting me to shame
on that front right now. So...

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Go on, prove it.

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What?
A bite.

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Did I leave my coffee...?

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You've got jam on your face.

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Could have told me.

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Where is she?

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Liar!
Wait! Hang on.

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You said you'd be nice about him,
and you weren't!

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And where's the other one?

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Hello. Um...
How could you?

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You sit on my couch,
eat my biscuits,

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and then you write this sick story!

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I think...
I think you'll find that's my story.

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You wrote it?

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Yes, I wrote it.
So, if there's an issue,

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it's with me and not
the administrative staff.

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They're egging our house, writing
stuff on our car because of you!

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You called him a bully.

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And now that is all
people will remember.

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Cos he was a bully!
What?

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He never showed any remorse,

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and he went on and on at Dave,
because that's what bullies do.

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He deserved it!
Ooh...

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Jesus, Rhiannon!

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You alright?

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People can't do things like that
and then get away with it.

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Jeff?

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Everything alright in there, Jeff?

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He's been in there for 20 minutes.

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She must have really rattled him.

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Do you think he's crying?

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Jeff?
Get out!

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He doesn't deal with conflict well.

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Very sensitive stomach.

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Maybe we should just give him
a bit of sp...

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Oh, Jeff! Eurgh!

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That is bad.

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Oh, Jeff. You alright?

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It's fine.
It's fine, I'm an athlete.

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Ugh!
Oh, Christ!

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What did he eat? Help him home.

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Oh, God!
Easy does it, champ!

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You just focus on getting better.

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That lady was pretty emotional.

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It's no wonder your body
reacted the way it did.

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Sweetpea will look after
your in-tray.

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Get well soon, Jeff.

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I hope it wasn't those pastries.
I had three.

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Woah!

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What?

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Uh, you... You look, uh, different.

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Uh, quick pint?

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Uh, no. Sorry, I can't.

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A date?
No.

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Just, uh...
A work thing for my dad's business.

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Oh, cool. Um... doing some business.

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Handshakes and...

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...stuff, and...
Yeah, very cool. Cool.

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Cool, cool.

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Bye.

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Ready to order?

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Uh, no. Sorry.
I'm still waiting for someone.

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Right, it's just that we will need
the table back at 8:30, so...

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OK, fine, then I'll get
the mini banquet for two.

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OK.

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Sorry. Andy hammered through this
pipe at this job in Elmsworth, so...

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No, it's fine.
Sorry. That was...

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I was gonna grab your hand.
I was gonna go... it's my fault. I...

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I like to...
OK.

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Do you... Shall we...?
Uh... yep.

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I feel a bit underdressed now.

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No, you look...
You look nice.

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Yeah? Cheers.

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Right, shall we get into it, then?

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Yes, let's, uh... Let's do it.

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I ordered for you.
Hope you don't mind.

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No, no. No, it's cool. Um...
Have you got the agreement?

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Uh...

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Was I supposed to bring it?

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Well, yeah.
That's the whole point of the...

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I was gonna talk you through it.

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I... Sorry, I've just...
I've been so, um... distracted.

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I've got this really big thing
going on tomorrow evening.

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It's been hanging over me for ages.

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When it's over, I'll be sorted.

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OK. Sweet. Alright, well, look,
I mean, I can remember most of it.

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00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,199
My main idea is that we need
to start taking advantage

258
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,959
of all these rich arseholes
moving out of London, you know?

259
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,839
I'm thinking extensions...
Mm, yeah.

260
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,920
...garden work-
What kind of music do you like?

261
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,999
Uh...

262
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,999
I don't know, like... the usual.

263
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,799
McFly.
Like, their early stuff, yeah.

264
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,759
Anyway, my other idea is, like,
videos. We need to start doing...

265
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,559
Sean is so good at
all that TikTok stuff.

266
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,439
Mm! Or...

267
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,600
We could talk about it later,
and you could have some prawn balls.

268
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,960
Come on, they're good.

269
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,439
OK. Yeah, I must
really love him, because...

270
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,280
I don't just eat tiny
fish bollocks for anyone, OK?

271
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,000
There we go.

272
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,400
Thanks.

273
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,400
Thanks for dinner.

274
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,839
I didn't pay.

275
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,399
I thought you paid.
What?

276
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,399
I didn't pay. Oh, we gotta pay!
Craig, we have to go back.

277
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,079
It's fine.
I paid when you were in the bog.

278
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,720
Oh.

279
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,200
Idiot!
You're too easy.

280
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,999
Sorry we didn't
talk about the business.

281
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,160
It's alright. It was fun.

282
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:10,159
Do you, uh... have a copy
of the agreement at your place?

283
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,399
Nah. No, I only had
enough ink for one.

284
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,879
That's why it had all them
pink stripes on the last page.

285
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,920
I just ran out.

286
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,439
♪ My love for you, baby

287
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,840
Look at me.
♪ It's like a roller coaster

288
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,239
Up

289
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,359
Down

290
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,000
♪ Any way you want it, baby

291
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,679
♪ Up

292
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,439
♪ Down

293
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,160
♪ Up

294
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,079
Seren, she's already coming.

295
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,879
Hello.
This is DC Marina Farrow

296
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,960
of the North Berkshire Police.
Is this Rhiannon Lewis?

297
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,120
Oh... Uh, yes.

298
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,399
We're asking people to come in
and help with our enquiry

299
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,880
about an incident that happened
on Meadowlane Lock on the 9th.

300
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,199
How did you get my details?

301
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,159
You paid for entry
at the Square nightclub

302
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,679
using your contactless.

303
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,239
We're following up with people
who were in the vicinity.

304
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,839
Yeah. Right.

305
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,680
Does this morning work for you?

306
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,199
Oh... Uh, yeah. Yeah!

307
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,959
Great, thank you. Um...

308
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,639
OK, well, please come
to the station and sign in.

309
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,360
It won't take long.
OK.

310
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,240
Fuck!

311
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,519
...nothing to worry about.

312
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,999
Just an informal chat to see
if you saw anything that evening

313
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,200
that might help us
with our investigation.

314
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,119
OK, I didn't... see anything,

315
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,039
but... happy to help.

316
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,719
Great.

317
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,959
So, what were you doing
in the area that evening?

318
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,560
I was just out... uh, drinking.

319
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,399
Yeah, I was pretty hammered, actually.

320
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,959
It's probably why
I didn't see anything.

321
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,719
Just too busy trying
to walk in a straight line.

322
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,479
Yeah... Brutal honesty!
We like that.

323
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,959
It's a real time saver.
And what was the occasion?

324
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,400
Was it just
an average Tuesday night?

325
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,199
Uh, well, my dad died.

326
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,839
Oh, my God!

327
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,200
And my dog.

328
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,040
What? Oh...

329
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,119
They... Oh!

330
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,959
I'm so sorry!

331
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,559
Oh!

332
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,199
See?

333
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,920
My world.

334
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,319
Oh.

335
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,400
Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear that.

336
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,640
What time did you go to the club?

337
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,239
Uh... About 11:00.

338
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,440
Until?

339
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,319
Late.

340
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,560
Were you with anyone?
Did you see anyone you know?

341
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,519
Why?
Uh, well...

342
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,199
They might have seen something.
It's good to follow up.

343
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,239
Right. Of course.

344
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,840
Um...

345
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,840
Or were you drinking alone?
We've all done it.

346
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,160
I-I was with friends.

347
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,280
Great. Names?

348
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:05,079
Uh, Pidge, Anni, Lucille...

349
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,720
Julia Blenkingsopp.

350
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,239
And their contact details?

351
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,559
Uh, actually, you know,
there was one thing.

352
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,399
Uh... It's coming back to me now.

353
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,880
Um, there was a big group of lads.

354
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,279
You know, like, laddy lads. Lad lads.

355
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,279
Like, the type that are, like, "Whey!

356
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,079
"Lads, lads, lads!"
Ah! Yeah...

357
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,959
Uh...
And then they were sort of lairy,

358
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,039
uh, always in the way
on the dance floor.

359
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,560
I don't know if maybe
they could have done it?

360
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,599
It just seemed like
they were up for a fight.

361
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,239
Right. Well, thank you.
We will check that out.

362
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,119
Ma'am!

363
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:48,559
- Sorry to interrupt.
- We've got a great lead on some laddy lads.

364
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,800
Excellent! Can I have a word?
Now. Sergeant...

365
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,200
Interview paused at 9:17am.

366
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,240
"Roar".

367
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,480
Sorry?
Katy Perry.

368
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,679
You were singing it.

369
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,239
The other night. At The Bell.

370
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,079
Yeah.

371
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,879
"Singing" is generous, but...

372
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,520
I knew I recognised you.

373
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,040
Does she always do that? Your boss.

374
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,040
What?
Not see you.

375
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,280
Yeah.

376
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,160
I have the same problem.

377
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,560
Sorry, we're gonna have
to wrap things up.

378
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,399
OK. Right.

379
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,959
Uh... Is everything OK?
Yeah.

380
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,319
Something popped up.
Nothing for you to worry about.

381
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,639
Just some new developments.
Come on, Marina.

382
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,040
Thanks for coming in, Rhianna.
You take care.

383
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,200
We'll be in touch.

384
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,119
Hello, Badgerton's...
I need to speak to Julia.

385
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,839
I'll just have to-
Now, please!

386
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,479
OK.
Thank you.

387
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,559
Hello?
Hi, uh, it's Rhiannon.

388
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,359
I, um... I can't do tonight.
I'm not, uh... feeling well.

389
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,759
Yeah, I was gonna say,
neither can I, actually.

390
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,119
When, then?
Uh, yeah, I'll call you.

391
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,760
OK, fine.

392
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,120
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we'll do it right now.

393
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,240
Mm-hm.

394
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,600
Absolutely.

395
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,080
Yeah.
What's going on?

396
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,999
Yeah, that's right.
Jeff's feeling better, then?

397
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,360
Are those the same...?

398
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,320
- Shh!
- Yeah. Alright. Thanks, squire. I'll pop down soon.

399
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,519
Second body.
Yes!

400
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,239
Fuck! Is it linked?
Where?

401
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,839
By the Regent's Estate.
Yes, linked, although, unofficially.

402
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,759
But sounds like it.
How would they know? I mean-

403
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,399
Same weapon.
What, they found it, the weapon?

404
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,399
Uh, yes, I was also gonna ask that.

405
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,879
My source says no weapon found yet.

406
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,919
They're using the size
of the wounds to confirm.

407
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,279
It will take a day for
full forensics, post mortem, etc.

408
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,639
This is how they'll get caught.
Never know when to stop.

409
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,439
They can't help themselves.

410
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,879
It'll be some weird loner
who has nothing else.

411
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,799
I heard it on a podcast.
Of course you did.

412
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,559
Jeff, you get down there.

413
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,559
AJ, you find out all you can
about the second victim.

414
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,199
The rest of you, listen up.
I want you to be extra vigilant,

415
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,079
walking home drunk.

416
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,599
Claudia!

417
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,280
There's a killer on the loose.

418
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,239
♪ And cos I can

419
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,120
♪ I'm gon' go west

420
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,959
♪ Just like a man

421
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,359
♪ I'm the fortress

422
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,000
♪ Like a shotgun

423
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,240
♪ I can't be outdone

424
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,039
Do it.
I mean, if it was me,

425
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,599
I'd have a hot tub in every room.

426
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,599
Well, I do like a hot tub.

427
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,920
Rhiannon! Uh... hi!

428
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,400
Um... hi!

429
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,240
I just, um...

430
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,959
came to drop this off for the guys.

431
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,199
They've been working so hard.

432
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,839
So, um...

433
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,879
Sorry, what is she doing here?

434
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,480
We were just going over
the plans for Tommy's house...

435
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,880
What?
What plans?

436
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,719
I'm putting in an offer.

437
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,680
I spoke to Seren after I came round.

438
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,240
I might flip it.

439
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,360
Sorry, you're...

440
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,639
You're buying my house?

441
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,640
Look, it's just an idea.
Don't... Don't freak out.

442
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,039
Shit! Sorry.
Jesus!

443
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,559
Sorry, I just...
I'm... I'm gonna go.

444
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,640
It's fine.
Look, I'll sort it out, OK?

445
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,280
Sorry...

446
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,600
Shit! Uh... Craig!

447
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Uh...

448
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,999
Oh...

449
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,640
Oh, fuck!

450
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,159
Hi. I'm really glad you're here.

451
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,959
I just wanted to say-
Do you have keys?

452
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,639
For the office.
Uh...

453
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:18,439
No. Sorry.

454
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,839
I think I left my phone inside.

455
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,279
Fuck! Can you call Craig?

456
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,199
Uh, sure, yeah. I mean...

457
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,999
He never picks up, though.

458
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,040
Or an Uber. I need to get back.

459
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,280
Ah, shit!

460
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,599
Well, I know
how to change a tyre, in theory.

461
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,479
Yeah, in theory, me too.

462
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,759
I don't think I even have a spare.

463
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,079
You want me to call your fiance?

464
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,760
Uh, no. Can you just call an Uber?

465
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,320
Yeah.

466
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,839
Or, um...

467
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,279
I mean, I could give you a lift
if you want.

468
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,560
Sort this out tomorrow.
No, it's fine.

469
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,040
Fine. Just don't want you
to become another news headline.

470
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,880
Alright!

471
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,600
Oh! Don't worry about that.

472
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,040
What kind of music do you like?

473
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,320
That's such a weird question.

474
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,959
Is it?
Yeah.

475
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,640
What, you don't know
what kind of music you like?

476
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,840
I like Magic FM.

477
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,080
Cool. Yeah, me too.

478
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,920
♪ Yes, I can boogie, boogie woogie

479
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,560
I like the optimism of it.

480
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,559
Yeah, like, how they think
relentless soft adult

481
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,719
contemporary classics
will just improve your life,

482
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,799
no matter what's going on in it.

483
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,640
You've got quite a nice life,
don't you, Julia?

484
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,640
It's alright.

485
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,479
Wait, why are we here?

486
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,279
I just wanted to show you something

487
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,079
if you're thinking
of buying the place.

488
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,279
You know, black spots in the garage.

489
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,639
Yeah, I think you might
have missed them last time.

490
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,599
Rhiannon, are you serious?

491
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,040
Come on! Won't take long.

492
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,200
God!

493
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,159
Yeah, it's literally everywhere.

494
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,319
I think it might be mould.

495
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,999
Uh... you'd probably know
better than me.

496
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,360
You might just wanna
take a look yourself.

497
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,439
Oh... yeah. Sorry.

498
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,479
The place is a tip.

499
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,519
I didn't stay home last night
cos I was having sex.

500
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,600
With Craig, actually, so...

501
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,879
Yeah, so much going on recently.

502
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,240
Anyway, shall I show you the garage?

503
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,159
Did you hear about
the stabbing at the canal?

504
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,199
Yeah.

505
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:10,840
Another body found today.

506
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,519
Big bully.

507
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,919
Stabbed to death and...

508
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,600
left to rot behind the bins.

509
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,199
Sorry, where am I supposed
to be looking?

510
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,280
It was me, Julia.

511
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,959
I killed those men.

512
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,279
What the actual fuck...?

513
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:32,680
They deserved it.

514
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,319
They were bullies, just like you.

515
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,360
Fuck off!

516
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,360
You ruined my life, Julia.

517
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,559
You ruined it then,
and you're doing it again now,

518
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,520
taking away everything
that is good in it.

519
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,040
Why? Hm?

520
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,079
Why do you always have to fuck me?

521
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,719
It's just a house! Keep it!

522
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:58,120
Do you think this is
just about the house?

523
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,680
I want an apology!

524
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,760
For what?

525
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,720
You know! You know what you did.

526
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,320
Rhiannon, I really think
we can talk about this like adults.

527
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,960
You crazy fucking cow!

528
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,560
♪ I beg your pardon

529
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,679
♪ I never promised you a rose garden

530
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,120
♪ Along with the sunshine

531
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,560
♪ There's gotta be
a little rain sometime

532
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,879
♪ When you take, you gotta give

533
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:48,279
♪ So live and let live
or let go, whoa-whoa-whoa

534
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,560
♪ I beg your pardon

535
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,240
♪ I never promised you a rose garden

536
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,519
♪ I could promise you things
like big diamond rings

537
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:05,600
♪ But you don't find roses
growin' on stalks of clover

538
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,840
♪ So, you better think it over

539
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,200
♪ Well, if sweet-talkin'
you could make it come true

540
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:25,000
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