1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,960 [insects trilling] 2 00:00:16,220 --> 00:00:19,750 Um... isn't Whitestone supposed to be here? 3 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:21,920 This is the right valley. 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,920 But where's it gone? 5 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,590 [Vex sighs] What's with cities up and moving this week? 6 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:29,980 [wind whistling] 7 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:32,700 Hmm. 8 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,700 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,080 Maybe it didn't move. 10 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:51,130 {\an8}[whooshing] 11 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,700 {\an8}[Kima] The dragons are on the move. 12 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,580 They've already taken Emon and Westruun. 13 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:02,330 [Allura] Our defenses are holding steady 14 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:05,460 for now, but Gilmore and I will need help soon. 15 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,170 Hiding the city was never meant 16 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:08,880 to be a permanent solution. 17 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,880 I can't speak for Allura, 18 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,760 but keeping this cloaking spell up 19 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,850 is murder on my complexion. 20 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:17,770 I am fully aware of our situation. 21 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,310 But for now, 22 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:22,810 concealing Whitestone is the only way to protect it. 23 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,400 [Percy] Well, whatever you're doing, Cass, 24 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,480 - I'm pleased to see it's worked. - [people gasping] 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,070 Percy. 26 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:30,530 [Allura] Vox Machina. 27 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:33,410 After three weeks, we'd started to give up hope. 28 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:34,780 Three weeks? 29 00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:37,370 We've only been gone three days. 30 00:01:37,570 --> 00:01:40,200 I hate the bloody Fey Realm. 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,460 Well, despite your temporal hiccup, 32 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:44,000 I'm relieved you're back. 33 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,080 [kisses] 34 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:47,960 Oh, and with a new look. [laughs] 35 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,960 [chuckles] Something like that. 36 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,470 Happy to see you as well, Shaun. 37 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:52,880 [Kima] So, uh... 38 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,300 where's everyone else? 39 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:57,810 [chuckling] Funny story. I... kind of lost them. 40 00:01:58,010 --> 00:01:59,560 [snorts] It's... 41 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,230 It's really not that funny. 42 00:02:01,430 --> 00:02:04,560 We were separated from the others when Umbrasyl attacked. 43 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,440 They could be anywhere. 44 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,330 Then perhaps I can help you find your friends. 45 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,950 Show me what is lost. 46 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:15,090 [Vex] Oh, okay, they're alive. 47 00:02:16,090 --> 00:02:18,950 [Keyleth] Um, but who are those guys? 48 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:21,580 [Vex] Grog doesn't seem to be hiding. 49 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,960 Did he get... smaller? 50 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:27,000 Huh, glad I'm not the only one who's thinking it. 51 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,710 Oh, no. He appears to be in Westruun. 52 00:02:30,910 --> 00:02:32,470 Westruun? 53 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,570 My diplomats report the dragon Umbrasyl has taken up there. 54 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:38,390 Most of the locals have fled or... 55 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:40,220 [imitates slicing blade] 56 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,060 [chuckles] 57 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:45,120 [Vax] Then Grog could be in deep shit. 58 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:50,750 ♪ ♪ 59 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,900 Strongjaw. 60 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:56,380 Hello, Uncle. 61 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,840 ♪ ♪ 62 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:22,490 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,640 ♪ ♪ 64 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,270 I didn't think it was possible for you to get any smaller 65 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:11,520 than the puny boy I pummeled years ago. 66 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,540 [growls] 67 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,190 [laughing] 68 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,110 It appears I've angered the dead man. 69 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,670 [the Herd laughing] 70 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,160 I'm here to finish what you started. 71 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,500 Never pick a fight you can't win. 72 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:32,710 History won't remember a blood smear on anyone's axe. 73 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:35,300 You think history will remember you? 74 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,470 I'm told a dragon made the mighty Kevdak, 75 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:42,010 wielder of the Titanstone Knuckles, 76 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:45,010 bend the knee. 77 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:47,060 So tell me, Uncle, 78 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:50,310 do you still have your shriveled nutsack, 79 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:53,270 or did you give that to the dragon, too? 80 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:54,750 [the Herd exclaiming] 81 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,400 Best make your point while you still have your head. 82 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,700 [Grog] Fine. 83 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:05,030 I've come to restore honor to this Herd, 84 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,870 so I challenge you, Kevdak, 85 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,870 to single combat. 86 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,430 [grunts] 87 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:18,300 I accept. 88 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:21,300 - [cheering] - [Herd member] Get him! 89 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,300 - [Herd member] Come with me. - [whooping] 90 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,890 [Herd member] Clear them a square. 91 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:26,890 [Herd member 2] Make it a ring. 92 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,640 Shit, can't believe he went in there alone. 93 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,140 We got to do something. 94 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:32,810 [Kaylie] And what do you suggest? 95 00:05:33,010 --> 00:05:34,400 [Scanlan] Kaylie. 96 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,320 I thought I told you to get out of here. 97 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,280 Ugh, and miss all the fun? 98 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,670 [Kevdak] The rules of Herd combat are thus: 99 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,470 The fight ends when someone dies. 100 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,290 End of rules. 101 00:05:49,490 --> 00:05:53,790 Good. 'Cause I can't keep track of any more than that. 102 00:05:53,990 --> 00:05:55,000 [laughter] 103 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:57,460 What weapon did you bring today, Nephew? 104 00:05:57,660 --> 00:05:59,260 Uh. 105 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:00,760 Oh. Oh, shit. 106 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,630 Uh... I'm kind of between weapons at the moment. 107 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,900 [chuckles] You know how it is. 108 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,990 Very well. 109 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,160 - Show me what you got. - [crackling] 110 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,480 [grunting] 111 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,630 [growling] 112 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,910 [crackling] 113 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:31,910 Ooh! 114 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:34,350 [cheering] 115 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,190 [labored breathing] 116 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,260 [panting] 117 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:43,260 [crackling] 118 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:44,300 [shouts] 119 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,430 [Pike] We got to get in there. 120 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:49,100 [gasps] You should stay back. 121 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,810 I'm not letting you out of my sight. 122 00:06:52,010 --> 00:06:53,140 [distant cheering] 123 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:54,350 [exhales] Fine. 124 00:06:54,550 --> 00:06:55,480 Ahh! 125 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,620 [groaning] 126 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,240 [grunts] 127 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,710 [Kevdak] What do we have here? 128 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,880 - [Herd member] Grab her, get her! - [gasps] 129 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,660 - [grunts] - Kaylie! 130 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,620 [grunting] 131 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:16,370 No, leave 'em! 132 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,640 [grunting] 133 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:31,180 - [the Herd laughing] - [Pike moaning] 134 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:34,810 [Kevdak] You invite your friends to watch you die? 135 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:38,230 They're more than just friends. 136 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:41,040 You are joking, right? 137 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,290 [whooping] 138 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,070 [laughter] 139 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,200 [roaring] 140 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,160 [screams] 141 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,080 [cheering] 142 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,950 [Grog gasping] 143 00:07:55,150 --> 00:07:57,100 [shouting] 144 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,970 [Kevdak] Come here, you. 145 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,130 [Pike grunts] 146 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,590 I should've known. 147 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:15,020 You always did have a soft spot for the wee folk. 148 00:08:15,220 --> 00:08:16,810 [groaning] 149 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:18,950 - [grunting] - [laughter] 150 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,690 Who wants to watch the bitch's head squash? 151 00:08:23,890 --> 00:08:25,400 - [cheering] - No! 152 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,610 This is between you and me. 153 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,820 You did this, Grog. 154 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,280 The moment you set foot in this city, 155 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,930 you brought death to your friends. 156 00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:37,640 Buddies! 157 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,620 [grunting] 158 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,000 Pike! 159 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,890 [grunting] 160 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,770 [Groon] Grog Strongjaw. 161 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:54,150 Where does your strength come from? 162 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:59,230 Where does your strength come from? 163 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:00,600 What? 164 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,440 What strength? 165 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,040 Can't you see how weak I am? 166 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:10,590 [echoing] Where does your strength come from? 167 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,510 Grog! 168 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:16,040 [groans] 169 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:18,800 I need you. 170 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,140 I... 171 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,560 ...would like... 172 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:27,340 ...to... 173 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:32,280 [roaring] ...rage! 174 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,010 [gasping] 175 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:36,820 [panting] 176 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,870 [roaring] 177 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:49,940 [grunting] 178 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:53,280 Don't ever hurt my... 179 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,590 - Pike! - [crackling] 180 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:59,580 - [cheering] - That's adorable. 181 00:09:59,780 --> 00:10:03,470 Tiny Grog still has some fight in him. 182 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,340 Oops. 183 00:10:11,540 --> 00:10:13,940 Looks like I do, too. 184 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:17,200 [grunting] 185 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,120 Ah! 186 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,000 [grunts] 187 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:38,090 [gasps] 188 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,220 Ahh! 189 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,460 - [groans] - Nothing's changed, Grog. 190 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:54,680 Still the meek coward who ran crying for the hills. 191 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,680 [crackling] 192 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,310 What made you think you could stop me? 193 00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:02,930 F... friends... 194 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,200 What was that? 195 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,710 [Grog] My strength... comes from my friends. 196 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,750 [laughing] 197 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,010 [laughter] 198 00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:21,640 [gun clicks] 199 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,330 [Kevdak] Well, too bad, Grog. 200 00:11:25,530 --> 00:11:27,580 They couldn't save you. 201 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,130 Yeah, but the thing is... 202 00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:33,010 [spits] ...I got more. 203 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,800 Vox Machina... 204 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,430 [roaring] 205 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,470 [Grog] ...fuck shit 206 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,530 up! 207 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:42,930 [grunting] 208 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,100 Scanlan's hand! 209 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,080 You heard the man. 210 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,770 [heavy metal music playing] 211 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,020 [shouts] 212 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,670 - [Scanlan] ♪ Ow! ♪ - [roars] 213 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,820 Bleed 'em. 214 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,700 [clamoring] 215 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,800 ♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪ 216 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:11,000 ♪ Release a hell upon you ♪ 217 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,190 ♪ A beast without a cage ♪ 218 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:18,180 ♪ Realize the demons are comin' ♪ 219 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:22,200 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 220 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,180 [clamoring] 221 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,160 [roars] 222 00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:34,540 ♪ Rage, rage, rage ♪ 223 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,580 ♪ Just when you think that you're winnin' ♪ 224 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:51,080 ♪ And there's no escape ♪ 225 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,170 ♪ We turn the tables and fuck you up ♪ 226 00:12:54,370 --> 00:12:58,550 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 227 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,400 [grunting] 228 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240 ♪ Rage ♪ 229 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,530 ♪ Rage ♪ 230 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,420 ♪ Rage ♪ 231 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,230 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 232 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,070 [shouts] 233 00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,450 [roars] 234 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,450 ♪ We get what we want ♪ 235 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,160 ♪ Take what we need ♪ 236 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,240 ♪ Bring mothafuckas to their knees ♪ 237 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,660 ♪ Get what we want ♪ 238 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,830 ♪ Take what we need ♪ 239 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:35,840 ♪ Never stop even when you're beggin' us "please!" ♪ 240 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,050 [clamoring] 241 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,220 ♪ We all have to rage ♪ 242 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,800 ♪ No stoppin' us now, mothafuckas ♪ 243 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,260 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 244 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,550 ♪ Rage ♪ 245 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,530 - The gauntlet! - ♪ Rage ♪ 246 00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,640 ♪ Rage ♪ 247 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,730 ♪ We all have to rage, mothafuckas ♪ 248 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,650 ♪ We all have to rage ♪ 249 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:55,980 ♪ No stoppin' us now, mothafuckas ♪ 250 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,380 ♪ When we all rage ♪ 251 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,250 ♪ Rage, rage ♪ 252 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,720 ♪ Rage ♪♪ 253 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,140 [groaning] 254 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,390 [the Herd gasps] 255 00:14:16,430 --> 00:14:17,540 [groaning] 256 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,730 [panting] 257 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,690 [shouts] 258 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:27,430 That is badass. 259 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,910 [shouting] 260 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,650 Herd of Storms, 261 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,070 do not let these weaklings get the better of you. 262 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,210 [grunts] 263 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,130 End this. 264 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,160 [clamoring] 265 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:46,740 [grunts] 266 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,010 This isn't going well. 267 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:51,340 Ooh! 268 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,970 ♪ ♪ 269 00:14:57,350 --> 00:14:59,140 [panting] 270 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,190 [grunting] 271 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,010 Son. 272 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,610 Father. 273 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:11,820 Gods, I hope this works. 274 00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,230 [Vex] Come on, Trinket, I need the space. 275 00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:19,660 [roars] 276 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,110 Grog, want to try something crazy? 277 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:25,300 Fuck yeah. 278 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,220 Show him who you are! 279 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,580 For... 280 00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:40,890 Strongjaw! 281 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,560 [grunting] 282 00:15:47,570 --> 00:15:49,570 ♪ ♪ 283 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,860 [Herd member] Wha... 284 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,800 [moaning] 285 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:15,890 [Pike] Grog! 286 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:19,350 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 287 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,610 [Grog groaning] 288 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,640 Hello, buddies. 289 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,070 [sighs] We got to work on your landings. 290 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,780 [grunting] 291 00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,180 [crackling] 292 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:07,630 [the Herd chanting] Strongjaw, Strongjaw. 293 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:11,260 [louder chanting] Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 294 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:15,220 Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 295 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,600 Strongjaw. 296 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:21,440 Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw. 297 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,810 Strongjaw. 298 00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,980 Herd of Storms... 299 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,670 [groans] ...it's done. 300 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,670 Kevdak is done. 301 00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,370 You're free now. 302 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,130 [Zanror] So what, Cousin? 303 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,350 You're in charge now. 304 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:43,500 Zanror, it's been a while. 305 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,890 Why the shackles? 306 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,550 I finally stood up to the old man. 307 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:53,230 Like you, I paid a price. 308 00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,160 Do what you have to. 309 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:02,100 [crackling] 310 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,450 [gasps] 311 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:08,040 You were once like a brother to me. 312 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,400 And I see you have the strength 313 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,590 to do what your father could never do: 314 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,660 Lead with honor. 315 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,010 Which is why... 316 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,710 ...Zanror will now be known 317 00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:26,500 as Thunderlord of the Herd of Storms. 318 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,650 [the Herd cheering] 319 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:33,680 Me? 320 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,800 But what will you do? 321 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,600 Oh, nothing. Maybe kill a dragon. 322 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,270 Care to join me? 323 00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:43,330 [chuckles] 324 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,370 [indistinct chatter] 325 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:49,610 [laughter] 326 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,280 [gulping] 327 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,440 Ah! [laughing] 328 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,700 [whoops] 329 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,410 Oy. I almost killed you out there. 330 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,080 I know. I nearly shot myself. 331 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,750 - Me too. [laughing] - [cheering] 332 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,750 [laughter] 333 00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:07,130 Give us a tune to celebrate. 334 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,210 [cheering] 335 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:11,460 Okay, okay. An oldie but a goodie. 336 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:15,930 To the end of Kevdak and the start of something new. 337 00:19:16,130 --> 00:19:17,720 Boys. 338 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,510 ♪ Oh ♪ 339 00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,560 ♪ I came across a lovely lass ♪ 340 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,930 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o... 341 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,270 [Keyleth] So then Vex and Vax saw their dad 342 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,190 and yeesh, it was awkward. 343 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:32,900 And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, here we are. 344 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,360 W-Wait, what about the vestige? Was it hard to get? 345 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,700 No, no. It was easy. 346 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:40,840 [gulping] 347 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,390 So easy. 348 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,670 [laughter] 349 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:49,670 [whooping] 350 00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:52,000 - [crowd shouting] - [sighs] 351 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,150 [grunts] 352 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:55,820 Uh... 353 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,030 [cawing] 354 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,970 [gasps] 355 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,810 Hey, you. I've been thinking, 356 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,410 and... 357 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,770 Do you want to dance? With me? 358 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,500 Uh, that's all right. 359 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,320 Maybe some other time. 360 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,320 Uh... 361 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,410 Okay, um... 362 00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,590 [clicks tongue] Rain check. 363 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,510 [upbeat song continues] 364 00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:30,630 Was that too much? I thought I was being cool. 365 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,630 - [Grog] Kaylie, get up here. - [gulping] 366 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,710 ♪ I met a boy who was just my type ♪ 367 00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,510 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 368 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,680 ♪ But in the bed couldn't satisfy ♪ 369 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,970 ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 370 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,140 ♪ Oh, he tried ♪ 371 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:44,140 ♪ But he left me high and dry... 372 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:46,470 Right. We need to take out Umbilical. 373 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:49,640 - Umbrasyl. - Fuck. Him, too. 374 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,230 But now's our chance. 375 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,320 We got the Herd on our side. 376 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,650 Ooh, I've been itching for payback. 377 00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:58,570 Maybe it's time the Conclave feels 378 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:01,240 the might of the Herd of Storms. 379 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,240 To glory? 380 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,280 To blood. 381 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,450 [both grunt] 382 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:07,600 [gulping] 383 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,000 Now, the dark one comes to town 384 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,340 every couple of days to collect his tithe. 385 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:19,090 Might be a good opportunity for a trap. 386 00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:20,720 A trap, you say? 387 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,890 I could sketch up a few diagrams, 388 00:21:23,090 --> 00:21:25,140 work out the proper leverage and counterbalance. 389 00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:27,060 [grunts] 390 00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:28,640 My Herd! 391 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,140 [music stops] 392 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,000 I know we long to roam again. 393 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,900 But we claim Westruun as our home for one more night. 394 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,570 At dawn, we shall whet our blades 395 00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:43,870 against the hide of a dragon! 396 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,080 [cheering] 397 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,370 [Percy] Uh, we might need 398 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:48,660 a little more time than that. 399 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:51,000 My contraptions tend to have a lot of gears 400 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,000 and moving bits... 401 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,880 [Grog] And there's the drinking. 402 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,960 We need more time for drinking. 403 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,340 At noon, we shall whet our blades. 404 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,630 At dawn we plan. 405 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:03,610 Wait, we got to wake up at dawn? 406 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,600 It's fine, we can discuss the timeline later. 407 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,140 - [cheering] - ♪ When your meat's in heat ♪ 408 00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,230 ♪ And you need release ♪ 409 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:12,770 ♪ That's when you need to ♪ 410 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,600 - ♪ Grip it ♪ - ♪ Whip it ♪ 411 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,440 ♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪ 412 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,630 [cheering] 413 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:25,070 [whoops, laughs] 414 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:27,080 We make such lovely harmony together. 415 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:29,490 Care for one more encore? 416 00:22:29,690 --> 00:22:32,120 Actually, I could use a break. 417 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,180 - Escort me upstairs? - Hmm. 418 00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,770 [indistinct chatter] 419 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:40,760 [Scanlan laughing] Then... and then, 420 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,380 I disguised us all as cows. [laughing] 421 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,300 - [laughs] - I know. Brilliant, right? 422 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,390 Tell me, Scanlan Shorthalt, 423 00:22:48,590 --> 00:22:51,730 how did you, of all people, find yourself 424 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,100 overthrowing tyrants and slaying dragons? 425 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,650 [smacks lips] Ah, you know, I mean, 426 00:22:56,850 --> 00:23:00,030 the life of an entertainer brings endless adventure, 427 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,480 freedom, 428 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,820 and exploration. 429 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,860 Ooh, that sounds fun. 430 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,030 But do you know what's even more fun? 431 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:12,080 Ooh, bondage? Me like-y. [chuckles] 432 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,330 Also not opposed to being called daddy if the mood suits, hmm? 433 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:18,380 I've been wanting to do this for a while now. 434 00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:22,380 Ooh. Do you, uh... Do you feel that? 435 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,720 That's chemistry. And we have it. 436 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,720 We sure have something. 437 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,970 So, uh, tell me about yourself, beautiful Kaylie, 438 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:34,140 eyes like the Marquesian sun. 439 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:37,100 I'm actually not too different from yourself. 440 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,570 I grew up in Kymal, but I moved around a lot. 441 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,820 Ooh. 442 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,070 My mum gave up all her savings for my education. 443 00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:48,030 [chuckles] Uh, oh, oh, yeah? Moms are the best. 444 00:23:48,230 --> 00:23:50,530 [Kaylie chuckles] Mine certainly was. 445 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:54,410 You know, Dr. Dranzel spun many a tale about you, 446 00:23:54,610 --> 00:23:55,910 Scanlan Shorthalt. 447 00:23:56,110 --> 00:23:57,750 Yeah, I mean, that's not surprising. 448 00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,040 That guy seemed like a bit of a fanboy. 449 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,130 [Kaylie] But most of his stories 450 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:05,220 I'd already heard... from my mother. 451 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:06,630 Huh. 452 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:10,430 You, uh... You must make her quite, quite proud? 453 00:24:10,630 --> 00:24:12,890 [laughing] 454 00:24:13,090 --> 00:24:15,640 [laughing] Yeah. 455 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:16,890 [Kaylie] Aye. 456 00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:18,160 She would be proud. 457 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,980 Proud I'm finally meeting the silver-tongued devil 458 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:25,320 who whispered empty promises in her ear, then disappeared. 459 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,910 Leaving her with nothing but a song. 460 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:29,950 And me. 461 00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:31,090 Wait... 462 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,840 ...I'm daddy? 463 00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:40,250 {\an8}[Scanlan] ♪ Oh, I came across a lovely lass ♪ 464 00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:42,500 {\an8}♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 465 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,210 {\an8}♪ A farmer's daughter with some sass ♪ 466 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,920 {\an8}♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ 467 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,380 {\an8}♪ Oh, I begged her to let me spend the night ♪ 468 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,970 {\an8}♪ She answered "no," so I wandered home ♪ 469 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:53,720 {\an8}♪ That's when my bald man cried ♪ 470 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,930 {\an8}[Kaylie] ♪ When you're pattin' the bunny ♪ 471 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,270 {\an8}♪ Or flickin' the bean ♪ 472 00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:59,310 {\an8}♪ Or strummin' the ole clamjo ♪ 473 00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:00,600 {\an8}♪ When they can't keep up, just touch your stuff ♪ 474 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,310 {\an8}♪ Don't make his bald man cry ♪ 475 00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:03,900 {\an8}[Scanlan] ♪ When you're burpin' the worm ♪ 476 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,480 {\an8}[Kaylie] ♪ Or butterin' your muffin ♪ 477 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:06,730 {\an8}[Scanlan] ♪ Or spankin' the monkey ♪ 478 00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,950 {\an8}[both] ♪ Or in a menage a moi ♪ 479 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:10,740 {\an8}♪ When your meat's in heat and you need release ♪ 480 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,530 {\an8}♪ That's when you need to ♪ 481 00:25:12,730 --> 00:25:13,580 {\an8}[Scanlan] ♪ Grip it ♪ 482 00:25:13,770 --> 00:25:14,740 {\an8}[Kaylie] ♪ Whip it ♪ 483 00:25:14,940 --> 00:25:18,370 {\an8}♪ And make the bald man cry ♪♪ 484 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:19,680 {\an8}[cheering] 485 00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:25,270 Chirp.