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Hey, guys! So today on
"Jessa's Ocean Diary",
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we're here at the Olango Channel.
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And I'm naming today's vlog
"The Green Sea Turtle Adventure"
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because I just ran into
this guy right here.
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Only one percent of these
guys ever make it to adulthood.
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I mean, this guy is fully grown.
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Judging by his size, he
could be 100 years old.
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Mr. Turtle, you're welcome
to join us on our dive today,
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but if you prefer to
stay here on the beach
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and hang out in the sun,
I'm sure we'd all understand.
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[BEEPS]
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Wish me luck.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SPEARGUN BLASTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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ALEX: My name is Alex Walker.
I'm ex-DEA.
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I quit the agency because my
friend and partner betrayed me.
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One of my first assignments
took me to an isolated beach
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right here on this island.
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I sold what little I had
and bought myself a gift shop.
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Just peace. No stress, no drama.
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Boy, was I wrong.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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ANNOUNCER: The third number is...
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- Nineteen.
- Nineteen! That's...
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three out of five, man.
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That's like hot showers forever.
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On a yacht.
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For the fourth number, we have...
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- Twenty-one.
- [SPUTTERS]
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[GROANS]
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Fifth and last number is coming up.
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All right. Five, five. We
already got three out of five.
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Four out of five, man.
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No more ice showers
like a frickin' penguin.
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- Eleven, eleven, eleven.
- The last number is...
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One-one. Eleven, eleven.
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Eleven, eleven, eleven.
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Two.
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If you've won something,
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simply sign your ticket,
then turn it in.
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I swear they do that on purpose.
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[SIGHS]
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And from Washington, for
the fifth week in a row,
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Congress has failed to end
the government shutdown.
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Pension and disability payments
continue to be delayed.
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- Damn it!
- [MONITOR BEEPING]
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[BEEPING CONTINUES]
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I'm breathing in.
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I am one with my breath.
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I'm breathing out.
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I am one with my breath.
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- Breathing in.
- [BEEPING SLOWS]
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I am one with my breath.
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Breathing out.
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I am one with my breath.
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- Breathing in.
- [BEEPING STOPS]
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I am grateful.
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Breathing out.
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Money isn't everything.
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- And who says that?
- [SCREAMS]
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Man, have you ever heard of knocking?
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This is store.
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You should put small bell over door.
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Actu... listen, I know that
I'm late on my utilities, okay?
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If you could just pay
for a couple more weeks.
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Alex, you have big
check from government.
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Plus you have this store.
Why you always broke, huh?
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Where your money? You
have gambling problem?
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- I don't have any.
- Or girls? Or drugs?
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What happened to your welfare check?
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First of all, it's not a welfare check.
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Well, I'm not welfare officer either.
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This is not charity.
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You pay your bills or
I will tow this building
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off property, you understand?
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Tow the... listen, the U.S.
government is shut down, man.
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- I just need like a few...
- You have till Wednesday.
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- It's the U.S. Congress, Cory!
- Aah!
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It doesn't work like that.
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- You're not allowed back here.
- No, listen, listen.
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My wife's been missing for three days.
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I know something terrible has happened.
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Please, sir! Sir, please.
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My wife's missing. She...
her name's Jessa Torres.
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Okay, let's go. You filed a
missing person's report. Let's go.
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Sirs, we need your help,
sirs. She's a great person.
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- I said let's go.
- Can't save everyone, Kai.
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- Hey!
- Kai.
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I'll take it from here, officer.
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Is that the case jacket?
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I haven't heard from
my wife in three days.
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That's never happened in the
10 years that we were together.
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I know we're not important people,
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but if a rich man's wife or
tourist's wife disappeared,
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things would have been
different, I'm sure.
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No, we care about
everyone on this island.
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Okay? Everyone.
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Let me look into it and get back to you.
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Thank you. God bless you.
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Got a minute, sir?
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Not now, Mendoza. I have
somewhere I need to be.
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The man who was shouting in the bullpen?
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You know how many missing person cases
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we receive every week? Over 20.
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I was just looking at this.
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The neighbors said the two were arguing
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the night before the wife disappeared.
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That's not in the jacket.
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You don't think we follow up
on these things?
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Well, why is he not a suspect?
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Because they also saw her
leave the next morning.
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She's not missing. She's just mad.
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Mendoza, don't make
something out of nothing.
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[CHEERING]
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[CHEERING CONTINUES]
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Hi! Hey!
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Okay. Here you go. For you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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- Thank you!
- Yes! Thank you!
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- Thank you. Bye!
- Thank you for coming!
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Nikolai, you tell them to
be careful with the lights.
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Aah! Jerry's here!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Ike Ocampo, Mactan Chief of Police.
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Well, always grateful to meet the men
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on the front line of
safety and security.
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It's an honor, sir.
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Jerry Westwood at your service.
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Oh, please, Mr. Westwood. No
need to introduce yourself.
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We're big fans on this island.
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Your show's been airing
since I was in college.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, that's who I do
it for. For the fans.
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Have you met our director Andre Adam?
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- Andre Adam.
- Ike Ocampo.
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We appreciate the help
your office has given us.
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Always a challenge
shooting in a new country.
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I wanted to personally bring
you this filming permit.
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- Ah.
- We wanted to help make your shoot here
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as pleasant as possible.
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Oh, thank you. That's very thoughtful.
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We're going to do great
things here. Great things.
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So, when I heard that you were
doing this documentary TV series...
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"Wreckage Of War". It will be fantastic.
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When we're done, no one will
forget the name of Andre Adam.
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"Wreckage Of War", huh? Well,
that's a very brilliant idea.
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You know, there are more
World War II shipwrecks
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in this area than anywhere in the world.
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You may not know that my grandfather
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was in the Cebu resistance
during the Japanese occupation.
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- Oh.
- Incredible.
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And I'd be glad to talk
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and recount his stories on camera.
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Do you hear that, Jerry? What luck.
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Man, that's great.
Maybe we could sit down.
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I could pick your brain for a bit.
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Now, my career has always been
about detailed preparation.
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Truly knowing every aspect
is what has defined my career.
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You know, actors these
days, they just care
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about Twitter followers, I'm afraid.
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The craft? It's a dying art.
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I would love to do that anytime.
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So, who should I speak to?
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Nikolai is our producer.
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He can take your information.
Nikolai, please.
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- Oh, okay.
- Come.
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Uh, okay. Ike Ocampo.
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You know, my grandfather was
part of the Cebu resistance...
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hey.
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You know anybody who wants
to buy a very nice watch?
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No?
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Hey. Double whiskey, neat,
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and make it stiff.
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Hey, man. You're
that... you're that guy.
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The guy from the show!
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Uh, well, I've been in lots of shows,
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but I wager you're referring
to my 1990s hit "Pistol Whip"?
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"Pistol Whip"! That's the one, man.
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I got... we used to watch that show
all the time. I loved that show.
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Yeah, it's a classic.
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Oh, seriously, man. It was great.
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You... you had that...
that beautiful pistol
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with the pearl handle.
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The snub nose revolver, man.
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And I always wanted one of those.
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And you had the move, your
signature move, where you used to...
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Well, thanks, compadre. Call me Jerry.
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Alex. Alex Walker.
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Yeah. If you want to do it right,
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the trick is you pick a spot two
feet behind your actual target
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and you follow through like
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you're holding a tennis
racket backhanded.
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You know.
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- Hey, why shoot a pistol...
- When you can whip it?
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- Come on, man.
- Chuck Norris taught me that.
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- Shut up.
- Spent the summer going from dojo to dojo
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picking up the best moves I could find.
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The producers wanted to
call the show "Pistol Cop".
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Can you believe that?
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- I set 'em straight.
- Man.
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What are you doing on the island?
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Making a documentary show
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about World War II naval battles.
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We're shooting the undersea wrecks.
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- How's that going?
- Just got into town.
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Hey. You're that guy.
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You're that actor, right?
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I am an actor.
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You're supposed to be a tough guy.
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From that show in the '90s, right?
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He's not so tough in real life, is he?
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Listen, guys, we're just
trying to have a quiet drink.
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We're not talking to you.
We're talking to the tough guy.
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Boys, how can I help you?
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Do you want a picture? Autograph?
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Ah, no one wants your damn autograph.
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Okay, then, well, you
boys have a good night.
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He's... he's dismissing us.
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Hey, you think you're better than us.
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No, no, that's not what I mean at all.
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Why don't we find out
how tough you really are?
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Listen, guys.
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I'm gonna give you
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and your big drunk ugly friend here
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one chance just to walk away.
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- Oh, you are, are you?
- Yes, that's right.
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But first, you gotta pick
which hand the walnut is in.
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- Yeah, right.
- No, wrong.
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- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [CROWD GASPING]
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- [MUSIC RESUMES]
- Sorry about that.
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That was fantastic.
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You can really handle yourself.
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Well...
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Hey, you ever do any stunt work?
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No, no.
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Um, you have job for stunt man?
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- Cory.
- Well, they arrived here
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with this barebones crew.
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No stand-in. No stunt double.
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Oh!
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This man, huh?
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Good stunt double.
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Stunt double? I don't even...
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No, no.
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He like the job. How much you pay?
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Well, I should be able
to scramble together,
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I don't know, like, $500 a day?
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[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
252
00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:39,677
I don't even look like...
you know? He's taller than me.
253
00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:41,560
Oh, it doesn't matter.
It's all underwater.
254
00:11:41,562 --> 00:11:43,989
Masks, wet suits... no one will know.
255
00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:45,331
$600. We have a deal.
256
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,412
My producer Nikolai, he's a tightwad,
257
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:50,751
but I like the cut of your
jib, Alex. I'll just insist.
258
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:54,834
- You make good businessman.
- Well, thank you, ma'am.
259
00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:58,452
- Welcome aboard, compadre.
- Yeah! [GROWLS]
260
00:11:58,454 --> 00:12:00,929
- [BOTH GROWLING]
- Yeah.
261
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,761
I didn't think you'd come.
262
00:12:20,763 --> 00:12:21,764
Please.
263
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:32,321
Do all detectives start
the day this early?
264
00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:35,892
- I'm here on my own time.
- Thanks.
265
00:12:35,894 --> 00:12:37,438
Before we go any further,
266
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,049
I wanted to ask you about this fight.
267
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:42,792
I already told them, it was
an argument, not a fight.
268
00:12:42,794 --> 00:12:43,912
What about?
269
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:47,579
Well, I don't want her to
keep scuba diving alone.
270
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:48,798
That's dangerous.
271
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,864
- So she dives.
- All the time.
272
00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:54,412
She does this vlog on social media.
273
00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:57,023
She loves doing it, but I always worry.
274
00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:59,243
- You ever dive with her?
- Nah.
275
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,810
I don't even swim.
276
00:13:00,812 --> 00:13:02,028
She was taught young, though.
277
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,247
Yeah? So was I.
278
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,641
This is her channel.
279
00:13:05,643 --> 00:13:07,425
You'd be amazed how
many people follow it.
280
00:13:07,427 --> 00:13:12,256
She was studying to
be a marine biologist.
281
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,475
Yeah, the ocean's her passion,
282
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:16,826
and this is her way of
sharing that with people.
283
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:20,264
She's just this kind of person
that draws in the world
284
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,310
and everyone around her.
285
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:25,835
JESSA ON SPEAKER: Guys, I
found this huge piece of metal
286
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:27,663
while diving in the Olango Channel.
287
00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:28,713
What is this thing?
288
00:13:28,715 --> 00:13:30,587
Oh, man, this is crazy.
289
00:13:33,714 --> 00:13:36,802
Hey, everybody! Here we are.
290
00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:39,675
Yeah, I love you! Here we are.
291
00:13:39,677 --> 00:13:42,068
Just want to give a shout-out
to Deep Blue Dive Shop
292
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,027
for always hooking up the equipment.
293
00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:46,290
Thank you, Linda!
294
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,337
Best dive shop in Cebu.
295
00:13:57,695 --> 00:13:59,000
I'll keep in touch.
296
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:03,394
Please find her.
297
00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:05,398
She's my world.
298
00:14:08,706 --> 00:14:11,491
Oh. Okay. Ah, yeah.
299
00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:17,887
- Hey, guys. How are you?
- Feeling relaxed?
300
00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:20,193
Hey, man, well, that's
actually not my specialty.
301
00:14:20,195 --> 00:14:21,325
Ah, this'll be fun!
302
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:22,631
Come on, we'll introduce you,
303
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,325
and then the two of us can get to work.
304
00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:25,851
All right.
305
00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:29,843
Nikolai, this is Alex,
the man I told you about.
306
00:14:29,845 --> 00:14:31,343
How you doing, man? Good to see you.
307
00:14:31,345 --> 00:14:34,381
Listen, are you guys a film
crew or basketball team?
308
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:37,238
The underwater stand-in stunt double.
309
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,734
Yeah, well, listen, for $600 a day,
310
00:14:38,736 --> 00:14:40,659
I'll press this man's pants for him.
311
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:47,133
Nikolai's got an iron boot,
but all good producers do.
312
00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:48,878
Just don't get on his bad side.
313
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,355
- All right.
- It's gonna be amazing.
314
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:55,490
- And how is my star feeling today?
- Like a bull stud.
315
00:14:55,492 --> 00:14:57,864
I need to talk to you about
your, uh, makeup test.
316
00:14:57,866 --> 00:15:00,364
Well, I usually use a
Comanche Sunset No. 27.
317
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:03,280
Yes, that's good. Good.
318
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:05,151
Thank you.
319
00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:09,373
Listen, uh, Jerry is
driving us all nuts.
320
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,244
So many stories, so much talking.
321
00:15:11,246 --> 00:15:12,768
It's getting in the way.
322
00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,901
So how about you, uh,
take him out to the resort,
323
00:15:15,903 --> 00:15:18,164
take some of the equipment,
324
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:21,602
go scuba, have mai tais, whatever.
325
00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:23,439
Just stay out of our hair
till tomorrow, okay?
326
00:15:23,441 --> 00:15:25,478
Your show.
327
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:31,614
Let's go.
328
00:15:33,359 --> 00:15:35,439
How'd you get this job,
anyway? Through your agent?
329
00:15:35,441 --> 00:15:37,793
My agent? Ha-ha. That's a good one.
330
00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:39,485
No, after I lost the first round
331
00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:41,579
of "Dancing With The
Stars", he dropped me.
332
00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:43,883
No, Nikolai contacted me directly.
333
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:46,671
Crap money, but I
could use the exposure.
334
00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:48,586
Out of sight, out of mind, you know?
335
00:15:48,588 --> 00:15:50,588
It's easy to forget an old ham like me.
336
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:53,447
Don't say that, man. You're a TV legend.
337
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,124
Yeah, you're too kind.
338
00:15:55,126 --> 00:15:57,563
I don't know, I usually have
more time to prepare, you know?
339
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,423
This all just feels so rushed.
340
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,816
What do you mean rushed?
341
00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:02,295
It came together a week ago.
342
00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:05,014
Andre said he was only
hired three days ago.
343
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:06,991
Can you believe that?
These eastern Europeans,
344
00:16:06,993 --> 00:16:09,650
they're something different.
345
00:16:09,652 --> 00:16:12,871
These are new models.
It's all digital gear.
346
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,783
When'd this come out?
Two, three years ago?
347
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:18,224
Fancy new regulators? I
don't know. Ten, I think.
348
00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:20,923
Why, you still running the
old tanks for the hotel guests?
349
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:23,229
No, I'm just saying,
it's brand-new equipment.
350
00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:26,102
These Romanians, they may not
know how to treat an actor,
351
00:16:26,104 --> 00:16:28,017
but they sure have some nice equipment.
352
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:31,020
You know, I've never seen
camera rigs like that before.
353
00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:33,963
VOICE: Warning, warning.
354
00:16:33,965 --> 00:16:37,076
Input error, input error.
355
00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,248
- Error, error, error.
- [FIZZLES]
356
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:53,042
So, Jessa uses your equipment
for her own dives?
357
00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,434
Yeah, for free.
358
00:16:54,436 --> 00:16:56,697
I told her it's because she plugs me
359
00:16:56,699 --> 00:16:58,482
on her Pacific Vlogger channel,
360
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,562
but really it's because I like her.
361
00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:04,046
- And, Sam? He loves her.
- Sam?
362
00:17:08,363 --> 00:17:12,104
I see. So do you know
how many tanks you have?
363
00:17:12,106 --> 00:17:13,714
45.
364
00:17:13,716 --> 00:17:16,241
Okay, because I only count 44.
365
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:21,070
My gosh, you're right. We're short one.
366
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:23,507
- And you took inventory?
- Only last week.
367
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,758
So, from then to now,
could someone have taken it
368
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,121
at night or borrowed
it without you knowing?
369
00:17:29,123 --> 00:17:33,384
The only other person
who has a key is Jessa.
370
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:37,086
Okay.
371
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,828
Well, thank you so much for your time.
372
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:42,091
Is she okay?
373
00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:43,311
Should I be worried about her?
374
00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:47,620
Just call me if you hear from her.
375
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:54,712
Yo.
376
00:17:54,714 --> 00:17:56,496
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
377
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,107
I got a job.
378
00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,935
I'm not up to speed
on all this equipment,
379
00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,614
so I figured somebody
here could help me out.
380
00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:04,200
I could show you how to use it.
381
00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:05,815
- Really?
- Yeah.
382
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:09,059
Just like that? I don't
have to talk you into it?
383
00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:11,294
You're just gonna do it? Why?
384
00:18:11,296 --> 00:18:12,643
Because I'm a really nice person.
385
00:18:12,645 --> 00:18:14,560
Seriously, why?
386
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:20,578
And this is a regulator.
387
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:23,691
You breathe in oxygen,
exhale carbon dioxide.
388
00:18:23,693 --> 00:18:26,570
- Really, Kai?
- Sorry.
389
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:29,138
That thing on your wrist
is a console computer.
390
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,617
It'll keep all your systems in sync
391
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:32,305
and will tell us when
it's time to turn back.
392
00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:33,882
Turn back from where?
393
00:18:33,884 --> 00:18:39,148
Well, we can either mess
around here in the bay
394
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,541
or we can take a five-mile drift dive
395
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:42,934
out into the Olango Channel.
396
00:18:42,936 --> 00:18:46,372
Huh.
397
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:48,592
All right.
398
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,028
Now I know why you're helping me.
399
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:51,464
What?
400
00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,380
What are you looking for out there, huh?
401
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:56,893
Contraband? Missing persons case?
402
00:18:56,895 --> 00:18:59,168
A diver, probably?
403
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:02,908
Let me guess. She's a woman?
Young? Not too young?
404
00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:05,484
- Somebody you see yourself in?
- I hate when you do that.
405
00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:08,003
Ocampo probably thinks it's
a waste of time, doesn't he?
406
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:11,465
And I guess you need me
because you need a buddy.
407
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:15,123
I don't need a buddy.
I needed the equipment.
408
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,625
Unbelievable.
409
00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:11,155
[MUSIC PLAYING]
410
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,881
KAI: What the hell was that?
411
00:20:24,883 --> 00:20:26,906
ALEX: I don't know. You're
the one with the info.
412
00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:28,924
KAI: I have no idea who those guys were.
413
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:31,104
Did you get a good look at 'em?
414
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,334
Not really. Only thing I saw were...
415
00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:36,773
- White wet suits? Yeah.
- White wet suits.
416
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:44,815
My missing person was an
underwater videographer
417
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,992
with a camera just like that.
418
00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:51,555
This battery's dead.
This thing could be fried.
419
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,616
Would this work?
420
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:07,534
ERNESTO: Why are you here so late?
421
00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:10,841
And why are you here at all?
422
00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:12,456
Somebody tried to kill us tonight.
423
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,193
With a spear gun.
424
00:21:14,195 --> 00:21:16,183
- Where?
- The Olango Channel.
425
00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:18,077
Yep, that makes sense.
426
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:19,948
How does trying to kill us make sense?
427
00:21:19,950 --> 00:21:21,689
The abalone hunters in the Olango
428
00:21:21,691 --> 00:21:23,078
are notoriously territorial.
429
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,164
These guys weren't fishermen.
430
00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:25,774
Then they were probably
treasure hunters.
431
00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:26,898
Treasure hunters?
432
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,901
The Olango's cursed. No
two nights are the same.
433
00:21:29,903 --> 00:21:33,470
The tides shift. New batches
of coral pop up out of nowhere.
434
00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:35,644
Ships get beached and
wrecked all the time.
435
00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:38,100
People say more gold's
gone down on the Olango
436
00:21:38,102 --> 00:21:41,087
- than any place on Earth.
- Gold, huh?
437
00:21:41,089 --> 00:21:43,089
Olango was on the galleon trade route
438
00:21:43,091 --> 00:21:45,047
between Acapulco and Manila.
439
00:21:45,049 --> 00:21:47,931
The riches of the East traded
for the gold of the West.
440
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:50,125
I don't think Jessa Torres
was a treasure hunter.
441
00:21:50,127 --> 00:21:52,605
Well, wherever there's gold,
there are people looking for it.
442
00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:54,825
Treasure hunters, criminals,
443
00:21:54,827 --> 00:21:56,783
and wherever a person dies in agony,
444
00:21:56,785 --> 00:21:58,220
like on a shipwreck,
445
00:21:58,222 --> 00:22:00,222
their soul lives on as an evil spirit.
446
00:22:00,224 --> 00:22:02,108
I didn't take you for
the superstitious type.
447
00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,697
I'm not. It's bad luck
to be superstitious.
448
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,440
WOMAN: Got it.
449
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,802
You realize Ocampo would have you
450
00:22:11,804 --> 00:22:13,500
ticketing parked cars for the next year
451
00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:15,454
for violating one of his direct orders.
452
00:22:15,456 --> 00:22:17,413
He said not to make
something out of nothing.
453
00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:19,678
This... this is not nothing.
454
00:22:23,421 --> 00:22:26,857
Hey, guys! Okay, so today
on "Jessa's Ocean Diary",
455
00:22:26,859 --> 00:22:29,251
we're here at the Olango Channel.
456
00:22:29,253 --> 00:22:32,268
- Son of a gun.
- And I'm naming today's vlog
457
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,662
"The Green Sea Turtle..."
458
00:22:50,754 --> 00:22:53,884
[SIGHS] You're asking me to close off
459
00:22:53,886 --> 00:22:56,566
the entire five-mile Olango Channel?
460
00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:58,923
What do you propose I do? Dredge it?
461
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:02,458
No, sir, but it's a crime
scene. We were shot at.
462
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,677
It's the last known
location of Jessa Torres.
463
00:23:04,679 --> 00:23:07,680
- We need to investigate.
- You were foolishly diving at night,
464
00:23:07,682 --> 00:23:10,292
investigating a case you
weren't even assigned to.
465
00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:12,468
And it sounds like you stumbled
on abalone poachers.
466
00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:14,699
As far as Jessa Torres is concerned,
467
00:23:14,701 --> 00:23:15,888
it's not a crime scene.
468
00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:17,352
You know the meaning of habeas corpus?
469
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,302
- Yes, sir.
- Habeas... to have, corpus... the body.
470
00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:22,304
If you find the body,
then you have the crime.
471
00:23:22,306 --> 00:23:24,654
[SIGHS] No, we're not
closing down that channel.
472
00:23:24,656 --> 00:23:26,714
We have fishermen
there, we have tourism,
473
00:23:26,716 --> 00:23:30,616
we have a film crew shooting
a very important documentary.
474
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:33,010
Is that why you...
475
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,796
Why what?
476
00:23:36,407 --> 00:23:38,322
Why what?
477
00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:43,238
Oh, man! About time.
478
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,735
What do you mean it's about time?
479
00:23:44,737 --> 00:23:46,597
I thought you said it
was a 7:00 call time.
480
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,157
Exactly, we're supposed
to be on set by 7:00.
481
00:23:49,159 --> 00:23:50,895
Didn't you read your call sheet?
482
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:52,364
What is... I don't
even know what that is.
483
00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:53,726
It's essential to every shoot.
484
00:23:53,728 --> 00:23:56,947
Tells you what you're
filming, when, and where.
485
00:23:56,949 --> 00:23:58,949
And where exactly are we shooting?
486
00:23:58,951 --> 00:24:00,039
The Olango Channel.
487
00:24:05,305 --> 00:24:08,350
Nothing like working on the water!
488
00:24:08,352 --> 00:24:11,788
Or in this case, underwater.
489
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:15,531
I did eight weeks on "The
Perfect Storm" back in '99.
490
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:19,170
Yep. The part got cut, but I
learned a lot about sailoring.
491
00:24:19,172 --> 00:24:22,975
Of course, that was in a tank...
Studio 16, Warner Brothers.
492
00:24:22,977 --> 00:24:25,149
[CHUCKLES] Hail, maestros!
493
00:24:25,151 --> 00:24:27,148
- We're here to make magic.
- You're late.
494
00:24:27,150 --> 00:24:29,592
Yeah, that's actually my fault
and I apologize. I'm sorry.
495
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,291
We've got a full day today. Let's go.
496
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,420
Don't worry about Nikolai.
497
00:24:35,422 --> 00:24:38,089
He's a hard man doing a hard job.
498
00:24:38,091 --> 00:24:40,686
He's right, though. Won't happen again.
499
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,559
Come, my boy. Today, we make magic.
500
00:24:43,561 --> 00:24:45,389
We make history.
501
00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:12,588
You need something?
502
00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:14,341
Nope, just doing an
equipment check, boss.
503
00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:17,216
- It's been done.
- Yes. Okay.
504
00:25:28,379 --> 00:25:31,162
Imagine being here in this very spot
505
00:25:31,164 --> 00:25:33,469
on that Sunday morning in 1941.
506
00:25:33,471 --> 00:25:37,777
Japanese Zeroes came over
the horizon with the sun.
507
00:25:37,779 --> 00:25:39,213
Why aren't we shooting anything?
508
00:25:39,215 --> 00:25:40,476
Welcome to showbiz.
509
00:25:40,478 --> 00:25:42,391
It's hurry up and wait forever.
510
00:25:42,393 --> 00:25:44,078
Come on, you want to
run some more lines?
511
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,581
We're not really running lines.
512
00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:46,592
It's narration.
513
00:25:46,594 --> 00:25:48,222
Well, you wanna hear it again?
514
00:25:48,224 --> 00:25:49,789
You bet, man. Knock yourself out.
515
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:52,401
Let me ask you, though,
what... what are they doing?
516
00:25:52,403 --> 00:25:56,579
Uh, Nikolai said they're
preparing the underwater set.
517
00:25:56,581 --> 00:25:58,842
Who is? Everybody's on deck.
518
00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:01,497
Oh, they hired some local
divers to help out, you know?
519
00:26:01,499 --> 00:26:03,065
Do the dirty work.
520
00:26:15,339 --> 00:26:16,729
[SNAPS FINGERS]
521
00:26:16,731 --> 00:26:18,905
- [FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
- Okay, scene 101.
522
00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:22,039
Right away, please, gentlemen.
523
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,860
The Japanese fighters
were the first airplanes
524
00:26:24,862 --> 00:26:26,957
ever designed to carry a jettisonable
525
00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:29,011
external fuel tank.
526
00:26:29,013 --> 00:26:32,266
They were fast, maneuverable,
and powerful.
527
00:26:32,268 --> 00:26:34,704
ANDRE: And cut.
528
00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:36,553
Fantastic, Jerry. Fantastic.
529
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:39,862
JERRY: Any notes? I can do it again.
530
00:26:41,103 --> 00:26:43,103
No notes.
531
00:26:43,105 --> 00:26:45,062
We do the close-up.
532
00:26:45,064 --> 00:26:47,891
Take your time. Savor the moment.
533
00:26:47,893 --> 00:26:49,588
Okay.
534
00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:51,984
[MUSIC PLAYING]
535
00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:07,867
Keep some of the fins down there?
536
00:27:07,869 --> 00:27:09,567
Aw, look at this.
537
00:27:11,482 --> 00:27:13,010
That's sturdy construction right there.
538
00:27:13,012 --> 00:27:15,309
Australian, huh?
539
00:27:15,311 --> 00:27:16,528
Non-ferrous metal.
540
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:19,011
I like it.
541
00:27:27,199 --> 00:27:30,499
We have all our permits,
officer. Right here.
542
00:27:30,501 --> 00:27:32,675
Actually, sir, the captain was wondering
543
00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:34,766
if he could get a photo
with Mr. Westwood.
544
00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:37,636
- He's a big fan.
- Yes.
545
00:27:37,638 --> 00:27:40,293
Yes, of course.
546
00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:45,414
JENNA ON SPEAKER: Guys, I
found this huge piece of metal
547
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:47,039
while diving in the Olango Channel.
548
00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:48,129
What is this thing?
549
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,831
Oh, man, this is crazy.
550
00:27:59,007 --> 00:28:02,576
Hey, everybody. Here we are!
551
00:28:03,795 --> 00:28:06,275
[JESSA GROANS]
552
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:12,064
You see that?
553
00:28:25,643 --> 00:28:28,646
Hey, Ernesto, can you
take a look at this?
554
00:28:37,755 --> 00:28:39,713
Cyrillic. Russian.
555
00:28:44,719 --> 00:28:46,119
_
556
00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:54,511
_
557
00:29:09,948 --> 00:29:11,991
What's a Soviet submarine propeller
558
00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:13,691
doing in the Philippines?
559
00:29:49,596 --> 00:29:54,860
And that's a wrap for Jerry up top.
560
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:58,560
But I've still got a page
and a half of dialogue.
561
00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:00,605
We are switching to
underwater shooting now.
562
00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:03,260
Ion, take them down and help them
563
00:30:03,262 --> 00:30:04,527
get into their scuba gear.
564
00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:07,046
What the hell is going on here?
565
00:30:07,048 --> 00:30:10,223
Andre, you're the director.
This is your set. Take over.
566
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,921
ALEX: I hate to break
this to you, Jerry,
567
00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:14,227
- but there is no TV show.
- Pardon?
568
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,533
These guys are treasure hunters.
569
00:30:15,535 --> 00:30:17,567
They're using this TV show as a cover
570
00:30:17,569 --> 00:30:19,316
- to bring up the loot.
- Loot?
571
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:22,517
Yeah, what is it?
Historical relics? Gold?
572
00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:24,663
The point is, they need the cover
573
00:30:24,665 --> 00:30:25,963
because they know it's illegal.
574
00:30:25,965 --> 00:30:27,890
This was all a show for the Coast Guard,
575
00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:30,853
but now that they're gone,
they don't need us anymore.
576
00:30:30,855 --> 00:30:34,562
Whatever gold is down there is
patrimony of the Philippines.
577
00:30:34,564 --> 00:30:36,805
And whatever they were looking
for, they just found it, my man,
578
00:30:36,807 --> 00:30:39,862
and they are bringing it up right
here, right now on that deck.
579
00:30:39,864 --> 00:30:41,187
Hey, you listen to me, compadre.
580
00:30:41,189 --> 00:30:44,021
You're wrong. You have to
be wrong. I need this show.
581
00:30:44,023 --> 00:30:45,734
- Jerry.
- Tell him, Andre.
582
00:30:45,736 --> 00:30:48,347
Tell him we're doing a damn
show about World War II.
583
00:30:58,317 --> 00:31:01,231
- There's no TV show?
- Jerry. Jerry, don't. No, don't, Jerry!
584
00:31:01,233 --> 00:31:03,799
Move and you're dead.
585
00:31:03,801 --> 00:31:06,323
Take them below deck now
586
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,097
before we get any more visitors.
587
00:31:08,099 --> 00:31:09,810
Yes, Captain.
588
00:31:09,812 --> 00:31:12,285
ANDRE: Onward, comrades,
589
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:16,335
to fame, fortune, and history.
590
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,661
Say a word and I put
a bullet in the head.
591
00:31:29,968 --> 00:31:31,012
Let's go.
592
00:31:35,147 --> 00:31:36,494
[WHISPERING] Jerry.
593
00:31:36,496 --> 00:31:38,319
Jerry, look. You see that blue tape?
594
00:31:38,321 --> 00:31:40,237
- Well, I guess this is it.
- Jerry.
595
00:31:40,239 --> 00:31:42,209
I dedicated my life to acting,
596
00:31:42,211 --> 00:31:43,645
to craft, to characters,
597
00:31:43,647 --> 00:31:45,430
and what do I have to show for it?
598
00:31:45,432 --> 00:31:47,258
No, no, the blue tape. The blue tape!
599
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,435
Four failed marriages,
three estranged kids,
600
00:31:50,437 --> 00:31:52,882
and a TV show no one remembers.
601
00:31:52,884 --> 00:31:54,690
Do you know what it
was like to be admired?
602
00:31:54,692 --> 00:31:57,716
People looked at me
like I was a real hero.
603
00:31:57,718 --> 00:32:01,612
Now I'm the guy selling adult
diapers on late night TV.
604
00:32:01,614 --> 00:32:04,660
Do you have any idea who
I used to think I was?
605
00:32:06,105 --> 00:32:08,020
How did you come up with that?
606
00:32:09,378 --> 00:32:11,618
- I put it in there.
- You did? When?
607
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:13,675
When? Earlier. I knew that
we might be in trouble,
608
00:32:13,677 --> 00:32:15,242
and so I thought if they
were gonna tie us up,
609
00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:16,853
this is where they'd bring us. Come on.
610
00:32:16,855 --> 00:32:18,925
There is more to you than
meets the eye, Mr. Walker.
611
00:32:18,927 --> 00:32:21,494
Well, Jerry, I've
seen this movie before.
612
00:32:23,687 --> 00:32:25,687
All right, shake it off.
613
00:32:25,689 --> 00:32:28,255
Shake your hands out,
get your circulation back.
614
00:32:28,257 --> 00:32:29,819
All right, I'm gonna
have to tie 'em back up.
615
00:32:29,821 --> 00:32:32,216
- What?
- Because we are outgunned, okay?
616
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,339
And we have to wait
until the time is right.
617
00:32:34,341 --> 00:32:36,830
And you have to wait on my signal.
618
00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,526
Okay? Now, feel that.
See that right there?
619
00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:40,702
- Yeah.
- I want you to pull that on my signal.
620
00:32:40,704 --> 00:32:42,922
On my signal.
621
00:32:42,924 --> 00:32:46,796
I've got my motivation, I just need
more specifics on the blocking.
622
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,754
- Just be ready.
- For what?
623
00:32:48,756 --> 00:32:52,279
We're gonna have to fight
our way out of this one.
624
00:32:52,281 --> 00:32:55,717
All right? No stunt doubles.
625
00:32:55,719 --> 00:32:57,502
This is for real.
626
00:32:57,504 --> 00:33:00,289
Okay. Okay.
627
00:33:04,157 --> 00:33:06,180
Apparently, one of the subs went missing
628
00:33:06,182 --> 00:33:07,817
in December of 1989
629
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,906
somewhere in the Philippine Sea.
630
00:33:09,908 --> 00:33:12,367
One month after the
fall of the Berlin Wall.
631
00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:14,301
And the collapse of the Soviet Union.
632
00:33:14,303 --> 00:33:16,521
Rumor was that the captain of the sub
633
00:33:16,523 --> 00:33:18,596
was escaping with
millions in gold bullion
634
00:33:18,598 --> 00:33:20,273
looted from the Soviet treasury.
635
00:33:20,275 --> 00:33:22,451
- And?
- Here he is.
636
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,232
Look familiar?
637
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,856
Good to see you, old friend.
638
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,949
[SPEAKING ROMANIAN] _
639
00:33:52,951 --> 00:33:58,910
I suppose that now you expect me
to explain all of this to you, hmm?
640
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:00,739
Actually, no explanation needed.
641
00:34:00,741 --> 00:34:03,133
- Seems pretty simple.
- Simple?
642
00:34:03,135 --> 00:34:05,483
- Is it?
- Yeah.
643
00:34:05,485 --> 00:34:08,094
You're searching for
gold. Sunken treasure.
644
00:34:08,096 --> 00:34:09,530
Damn the costs.
645
00:34:09,532 --> 00:34:11,793
I mean, that's the oldest
story in the world.
646
00:34:11,795 --> 00:34:12,796
Gold?
647
00:34:14,494 --> 00:34:16,363
Gold?
648
00:34:16,365 --> 00:34:19,845
You think there is gold in here?
649
00:34:19,847 --> 00:34:22,282
I think he's about to explain it.
650
00:34:22,284 --> 00:34:25,720
Do you think I would go
to all of this trouble
651
00:34:25,722 --> 00:34:29,159
for a case of gold?
652
00:34:29,161 --> 00:34:33,255
I was the youngest officer
in the Soviet submarine corps
653
00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:35,992
- ever to earn the captain's rank.
- Soviet submarine?
654
00:34:35,994 --> 00:34:41,171
What it in that case is worth 100 times
655
00:34:41,173 --> 00:34:47,177
its weight in gold to the right people.
656
00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:49,396
Enough to make me as rich
657
00:34:49,398 --> 00:34:54,401
as those traitorous oligarchs
who looted my country.
658
00:34:54,403 --> 00:34:55,896
What do you plan to do with us?
659
00:34:57,841 --> 00:34:59,408
I plan to shoot you.
660
00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:04,629
Well, the only thing I
have to say to that, Andre,
661
00:35:04,631 --> 00:35:08,589
is why shoot a pistol...
662
00:35:08,591 --> 00:35:10,376
When you can whip it?
663
00:35:14,423 --> 00:35:15,424
Jerry.
664
00:35:22,779 --> 00:35:25,215
Whoo! Always wondered if
that would work in real life.
665
00:35:25,217 --> 00:35:27,088
- [SIRENS WAILING]
- What?
666
00:35:31,005 --> 00:35:32,615
Thirty years.
667
00:35:34,574 --> 00:35:38,184
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
668
00:35:38,186 --> 00:35:40,186
Thirty years I have waited for this...
669
00:35:40,188 --> 00:35:43,276
- Put it down now.
- Putting the gun down.
670
00:35:43,278 --> 00:35:49,021
- He's with me.
- ... and I will not be denied it now.
671
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:51,589
[BEEPING]
672
00:35:51,591 --> 00:35:55,201
- [POWERING UP]
- It still works.
673
00:35:55,203 --> 00:35:58,422
- My design was flawless.
- You fool.
674
00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:02,121
- What is that?
- Just a nuclear device.
675
00:36:02,123 --> 00:36:04,602
- Oh, my God.
- You had to ask, didn't you?
676
00:36:04,604 --> 00:36:05,951
I have activated it.
677
00:36:05,953 --> 00:36:08,736
My plan was to sell it
678
00:36:08,738 --> 00:36:10,912
to a certain regional dictator
679
00:36:10,914 --> 00:36:13,698
for one billion dollars.
680
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,570
But I will now settle
for two hundred million
681
00:36:16,572 --> 00:36:19,051
in untraceable bearer bonds
682
00:36:19,053 --> 00:36:21,967
and a private jet with
a full tank of fuel.
683
00:36:21,969 --> 00:36:26,624
- You're insane.
- I have set the timer for six hours.
684
00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:31,011
It is irreversible and only
I know the cancel code.
685
00:36:31,013 --> 00:36:33,805
That should give you enough
time to meet my demands.
686
00:36:33,807 --> 00:36:36,908
And when I am safely away,
687
00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:38,967
I will communicate the code to you.
688
00:36:38,969 --> 00:36:41,117
There won't be enough time to evacuate.
689
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:43,338
Exactly. Well, you'd better get moving.
690
00:36:45,123 --> 00:36:46,513
You didn't set it for six hours.
691
00:36:46,515 --> 00:36:48,474
You set it for six minutes!
692
00:36:53,305 --> 00:36:54,306
[BUZZER]
693
00:36:55,959 --> 00:36:57,959
[BUZZER]
694
00:36:57,961 --> 00:37:01,400
- It's not working.
- Well, try it again.
695
00:37:02,662 --> 00:37:03,750
[BUZZER]
696
00:37:05,969 --> 00:37:07,319
[BUZZER]
697
00:37:11,279 --> 00:37:14,543
[BUZZER]
698
00:37:17,784 --> 00:37:19,915
The Russian embassy's
calling to Moscow now.
699
00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:22,130
- You! What do you know about this?
- Nothing.
700
00:37:22,132 --> 00:37:23,658
The consulate's trying
to find an expert.
701
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,699
We don't have time for that.
We gotta Apollo 13 this thing.
702
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:27,966
Does anyone have bomb squad training?
703
00:37:27,968 --> 00:37:29,359
- Do you?
- Not like this.
704
00:37:29,361 --> 00:37:30,665
I trained with the Navy's EOD squad
705
00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:32,336
back in '94 for "Pistol Whip".
706
00:37:32,338 --> 00:37:34,519
We had a Russian ex-pat nuke handler
707
00:37:34,521 --> 00:37:37,019
as our weaponry consultant,
and in the show
708
00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,862
the device they had to disarm
looked a lot like this one.
709
00:37:38,864 --> 00:37:40,105
Listen, how confident are you?
710
00:37:40,107 --> 00:37:42,459
I'm an actor, not a bomb expert!
711
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:44,872
What do you remember about
preparing for the episode?
712
00:37:44,874 --> 00:37:46,333
I'm trying to remember the script.
713
00:37:46,335 --> 00:37:49,988
There's... there's a panel
with four wires behind it.
714
00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:53,731
In the show, if you cut the right wire,
715
00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:56,619
- the... the timer disarms.
- Then cut all the wires.
716
00:37:56,621 --> 00:37:59,824
No, no, no, no! You do that and
the bomb detonates... no timer.
717
00:37:59,826 --> 00:38:01,478
All right, which one is
it, Jerry? Which one is it?
718
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,394
- Red? Blue? White? Yellow?
- Oh, I can't remember!
719
00:38:04,396 --> 00:38:06,434
You need to remember
what you did on the show.
720
00:38:06,436 --> 00:38:08,651
- Which wire?
- It's just a TV show.
721
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:11,706
It's not reality. I don't know
how to do anything real!
722
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,229
Listen to me, okay? Close your eyes.
723
00:38:13,231 --> 00:38:14,900
Close your eyes and
repeat after me, okay?
724
00:38:14,902 --> 00:38:16,508
Breathing in. I am one with my breath.
725
00:38:16,510 --> 00:38:18,151
Breathing out. I am one with my breath.
726
00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:19,424
- What?
- Forty seconds.
727
00:38:19,426 --> 00:38:22,156
- Just say it.
- Breathing in. I am one with my breath.
728
00:38:22,158 --> 00:38:25,007
- BOTH: Breathing out. I am one with my breath.
- Forget the script, okay?
729
00:38:25,009 --> 00:38:26,764
What did that Russian
nuke handler tell you?
730
00:38:26,766 --> 00:38:28,947
- ANDRE: If I could suggest...
- I'll break your jaw, man.
731
00:38:28,949 --> 00:38:32,683
- Listen, Jerry, what'd he say?
- Uh, he said...
732
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,382
cutting the wires was a last resort.
733
00:38:35,384 --> 00:38:37,384
Shooting it with a shotgun
was the first resort.
734
00:38:37,386 --> 00:38:39,821
Well, we can't hide behind a rock
and shoot at the damn thing.
735
00:38:39,823 --> 00:38:42,535
- Just take your best guess.
- Okay, I'm trying. I remember this.
736
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,016
It's coming back to me.
737
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:47,568
Red. It was red.
738
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:49,496
The red is the one you don't cut.
739
00:38:49,498 --> 00:38:50,701
[GRUNTS]
740
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,503
Then you lead with "don't cut"!
741
00:38:52,505 --> 00:38:55,073
Cut all the other wires except red!
742
00:38:59,582 --> 00:39:00,711
[BEEPS]
743
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,847
[POWERS DOWN]
744
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,894
- We did it.
- [LAUGHTER]
745
00:39:09,896 --> 00:39:11,069
We did it!
746
00:39:11,071 --> 00:39:12,725
[CHEERING]
747
00:39:21,821 --> 00:39:23,517
It was due to his bravery
748
00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:26,322
and the excellence of
this police precinct
749
00:39:26,324 --> 00:39:27,825
working on my orders
750
00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:30,134
that the perpetrators were tracked down
751
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:33,440
the moment they arrived on our island.
752
00:39:33,442 --> 00:39:37,617
Consequently, all of us
are here today unharmed.
753
00:39:37,619 --> 00:39:40,534
To say Jerry Westwood is a superstar
754
00:39:40,536 --> 00:39:42,333
is a true understatement.
755
00:39:42,335 --> 00:39:44,965
- Aww.
- Thus, I reward you,
756
00:39:44,967 --> 00:39:47,628
Mr. Westwood, with this key to Mactan.
757
00:39:47,630 --> 00:39:51,416
[CHEERING]
758
00:40:05,865 --> 00:40:10,783
[CROWD CHANTING] Jerry!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
759
00:40:35,373 --> 00:40:37,242
KAI: We have to keep
the camera for evidence,
760
00:40:37,244 --> 00:40:40,507
but I thought there's a
video of Jessa's on there
761
00:40:40,509 --> 00:40:42,336
that you should have.
762
00:40:44,426 --> 00:40:45,818
Thank you.
763
00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,024
JESSA ON SPEAKER: So,
I got into an argument
764
00:40:53,026 --> 00:40:54,521
with my husband this morning.
765
00:40:54,523 --> 00:40:58,133
You know, since he has
to go to work early,
766
00:40:58,135 --> 00:41:00,352
we didn't resolve it.
767
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:02,746
So I went for a walk on the beach,
768
00:41:02,748 --> 00:41:07,708
and within 10 steps,
769
00:41:07,710 --> 00:41:09,361
I'm not even kidding,
770
00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:11,146
I stub my toe.
771
00:41:11,148 --> 00:41:14,192
I stub it hard.
772
00:41:14,194 --> 00:41:16,717
And I... I'm cussing
773
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:18,675
and I'm grabbing my foot and all that,
774
00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:22,331
and I look down and I see
the shape of the rock...
775
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,769
which is gonna look great
on my nightstand by the way.
776
00:41:25,771 --> 00:41:29,164
And it was like...
777
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:33,560
it was like a sign from God, you know?
778
00:41:33,562 --> 00:41:36,521
I felt so relieved...
779
00:41:37,783 --> 00:41:40,654
... to have so much love in my life.
780
00:41:40,656 --> 00:41:43,395
At this point, I don't even know
why I'm filming this anymore.
781
00:41:43,397 --> 00:41:46,616
It's way too personal.
782
00:41:46,618 --> 00:41:48,749
[JESSA SIGHS]
783
00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:51,273
Maybe this is for you, babe.
784
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:55,973
This is for us to look
back on years from now,
785
00:41:55,975 --> 00:41:59,413
to remember that the bad is
always followed by the good.
786
00:42:12,078 --> 00:42:13,427
I love you, babe.
787
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,800
"Thanks for everything, compadre.
788
00:42:39,802 --> 00:42:43,545
Take good care of her. Your pal, Jerry".
789
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,656
[MUSIC PLAYING]
790
00:43:10,905 --> 00:43:13,905
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