1 00:00:13,376 --> 00:00:14,376 Terrific. 2 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:20,126 ["Ain't That Love" by Ray Charles playing] 3 00:00:20,209 --> 00:00:23,251 ♪ Now, baby, when you sigh I wanna sigh with you ♪ 4 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:27,168 ♪ When you cry I wanna cry some too ♪ 5 00:00:27,251 --> 00:00:29,251 ♪ Now, ain't that love ♪ 6 00:00:29,334 --> 00:00:31,334 ♪ Oh, bring that love ♪ 7 00:00:31,418 --> 00:00:35,418 ♪ That I feel in my heart with you ♪ 8 00:00:35,501 --> 00:00:39,459 ♪ When your friends Turn their back on you ♪ 9 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:43,376 ♪ I'll be here just to see you through ♪ 10 00:00:43,459 --> 00:00:48,543 ♪ Ain't that love, baby That I feel in my heart for you ♪ 11 00:00:50,459 --> 00:00:52,543 ♪ Oh, play it, son ♪ 12 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:54,626 ["Ain't That Love" continues playing] 13 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:01,709 ♪ Now, ain't that love ♪ 14 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:03,584 ♪ Ain't that love ♪ 15 00:01:03,668 --> 00:01:07,168 ♪ Come on, now Ain't that love, now ♪ 16 00:01:07,251 --> 00:01:12,751 ♪ Ain't that love, baby That I feel in my heart for you ♪ 17 00:01:13,751 --> 00:01:15,834 [wedding march playing on piano] 18 00:01:15,918 --> 00:01:19,876 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪ 19 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,293 ♪ All dressed in-- ♪ Stair! 20 00:01:22,876 --> 00:01:24,459 {\an8}♪ White ♪ 21 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,668 {\an8}♪ Follow the sound of my voice Right here ♪ 22 00:01:26,751 --> 00:01:28,543 {\an8}♪ Stop right there! ♪ 23 00:01:29,334 --> 00:01:30,876 {\an8}Okay, open your eyes. 24 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:33,459 {\an8}[gasps] 25 00:01:33,543 --> 00:01:34,834 {\an8}It's a 3D seating chart. 26 00:01:34,918 --> 00:01:37,126 {\an8}-Built to scale, naturally. -Wow! 27 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:39,334 {\an8}Each action figure corresponds to the personality 28 00:01:39,418 --> 00:01:41,543 {\an8}and/or appearance of our guest. 29 00:01:41,626 --> 00:01:43,959 {\an8}-Babe, this is incredible! -You like it? 30 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:46,251 {\an8}-Yeah, I like it. I love it. -Mmm. 31 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:47,876 {\an8}Aw! 32 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:49,376 {\an8}Ooh! 33 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,293 {\an8}Who's He-Man? 34 00:01:52,126 --> 00:01:53,793 {\an8}What do you mean, "Who's He-Man?" 35 00:01:54,376 --> 00:01:55,209 {\an8}Oh! 36 00:01:55,293 --> 00:01:57,584 {\an8}Look at his butt cheeks, then look at mine. 37 00:01:57,668 --> 00:02:00,418 {\an8}-Tell me it's not the same. -Mmm-hmm. Yep, I see it now. 38 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:03,126 {\an8}All right! So what do we think? Bride gets final say. 39 00:02:03,209 --> 00:02:05,626 {\an8}-[woman] Those are your parents, right? -Mmm-hmm. 40 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,793 {\an8}Do you think we could add two more to that table? 41 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:10,543 {\an8}My parents just emailed that they're coming. 42 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:13,834 {\an8}-Are you kidding? What? -Yeah. 43 00:02:13,918 --> 00:02:16,793 {\an8}Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Parker. 44 00:02:16,876 --> 00:02:19,543 {\an8}Yes! Oh, I get to meet your parents, finally! 45 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:20,751 {\an8}-Whoo-hoo! -[laughing] 46 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,501 {\an8}-[grunting] -[Parker] Oh, okay. 47 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:25,751 {\an8}I'm gonna marry this guy. 48 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:28,918 {\an8}Oh, gosh, that is-- Oh, you have to be so psyched. 49 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:32,543 {\an8}Are you psyched? You're not psyched. Are you psyched at all? 50 00:02:32,626 --> 00:02:35,376 {\an8}-Is there any psyched happening? -Yeah. Yeah, no, I… 51 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,126 {\an8}It's… It's totally great. I just… 52 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:40,084 {\an8}I've told you. They can be… 53 00:02:40,168 --> 00:02:41,459 {\an8}They can be a lot. 54 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:43,543 {\an8}Okay, have you met my parents? 55 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:46,043 {\an8}I only picked Skeletor and Medusa 56 00:02:46,126 --> 00:02:50,043 {\an8}because they don't make Stalin and Lizzie Borden dolls. 57 00:02:51,459 --> 00:02:54,418 {\an8}Yeah, I'd probably regret it one day if my parents didn't come to my wedding. 58 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:56,834 {\an8}Yes, you would. We're gonna get through this. 59 00:02:57,834 --> 00:03:00,959 {\an8}'Cause there is nothing He-Man and the pink Power Ranger 60 00:03:01,043 --> 00:03:02,126 {\an8}can't handle together. 61 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:04,293 {\an8}Unless Hordak shows up at the wedding. 62 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:07,709 {\an8}Is that a deep cut He-Man reference? 63 00:03:07,793 --> 00:03:08,876 {\an8}Yeah-ha! 64 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,876 {\an8}Oh, I love you. 65 00:03:12,376 --> 00:03:13,959 {\an8}Oh, I love you too. 66 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:16,334 {\an8}-["Yup!" by Yung Gravy playing] -♪ Gravy gettin' buck ♪ 67 00:03:16,418 --> 00:03:18,501 ♪ Every time I get up in it ♪ 68 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:21,584 ♪ Always pull up With a plethora of women… ♪ 69 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:25,251 [Owen's mother on speakerphone] Your Aunt Linda, she's allergic to nickel. 70 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:27,209 Does the silverware have nickel? 71 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:28,459 I don't know, Mom. 72 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:30,751 Cheap silverware has nickel. Nickel-plated, okay? 73 00:03:30,834 --> 00:03:32,543 You're not gonna skimp on the silverware? 74 00:03:32,626 --> 00:03:35,334 I'll make sure we have high-quality, nickel-free silverware. 75 00:03:35,418 --> 00:03:36,251 -Okay? -Good. 76 00:03:36,334 --> 00:03:38,543 But that's not why I called. I've got good news. 77 00:03:39,043 --> 00:03:40,918 Parker's parents can come to the wedding. 78 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:44,709 [air whistling] 79 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:46,709 Hello? 80 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:49,918 Guys, I know you're there, I can hear Dad's nose whistle. 81 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:52,668 I'm sorry, what kinda parents skip their own daughter's wedding? 82 00:03:52,751 --> 00:03:54,876 They're not skipping it! That's the thing, they're not! 83 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:56,043 Oh, please. 84 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:58,793 I'm sorry, they were living with the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon. 85 00:03:58,876 --> 00:04:00,501 It's not exactly easy for them to travel. 86 00:04:00,584 --> 00:04:02,543 No wonder Parker became a stripper. 87 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:05,251 She's not a stripper! I've told you a million times! 88 00:04:05,334 --> 00:04:08,084 She runs a yoga studio! A very successful one! 89 00:04:08,168 --> 00:04:09,459 Oh, I didn't know that. 90 00:04:09,543 --> 00:04:12,084 Yes, you knew that! I invited you to a class. 91 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,126 You expect your mother to get on a pole? 92 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:17,043 -There's no pole! It's a yoga studio! -I'll bet business is booming. 93 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,376 It is booming. Not in the way I think you're inferring. 94 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,043 -I'm just saying. -Please. 95 00:04:21,126 --> 00:04:24,043 Please, can we just not make it weird? Just this one time? 96 00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:27,126 -[parents] Weird? -We're not weird! You're weird! 97 00:04:27,209 --> 00:04:29,751 Your father and I have been talking about it recently. 98 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,876 You've become weird, Owen. 99 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:32,834 It's true! 100 00:04:32,918 --> 00:04:36,334 [Owen's mother] And you never behaved like that before you met this stripper! 101 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:38,959 -["Yup!" continues playing] -[sighing] 102 00:04:39,043 --> 00:04:41,209 ♪ Light the blunts up When I walk in the building ♪ 103 00:04:41,293 --> 00:04:44,126 ♪ Gravy gettin' buck Every time I get up in it ♪ 104 00:04:44,209 --> 00:04:47,376 ♪ Always pull up With a plethora of women ♪ 105 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,959 ♪ I be like "Yup, ooh, that's how I be living" ♪ 106 00:04:50,043 --> 00:04:53,293 {\an8}♪ Mama say, "What's up?" She trying to get it ♪ 107 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,376 {\an8}-Boop. -[song fading] 108 00:04:56,168 --> 00:04:58,876 {\an8}Let me get this straight. You haven't met this woman's parents yet? 109 00:04:58,959 --> 00:05:00,209 No. It's not that weird. 110 00:05:00,293 --> 00:05:02,709 They've been off the grid the whole time we've been together. 111 00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:04,751 That's so fucking weird, man. 112 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:06,459 Owen, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, 113 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:09,709 but when you first told us about Parker, we thought you were makin' her up. 114 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,043 That does hurt my feelings. 115 00:05:11,126 --> 00:05:14,668 But it shouldn't hurt your feelings, because I've never seen you with nobody, 116 00:05:14,751 --> 00:05:18,293 so I'm like, "This can't be a real woman. Maybe it's a mannequin or a sex doll." 117 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:20,251 But guess what? She was real. 118 00:05:20,334 --> 00:05:22,334 When I saw her, I was like, "Girl, you alive!" 119 00:05:22,418 --> 00:05:25,001 This motherfucker made this fairy tale come true. 120 00:05:25,084 --> 00:05:27,001 Because I didn't believe shit you said at first. 121 00:05:27,084 --> 00:05:28,918 This couldn't be hurting my feelings any more. 122 00:05:29,001 --> 00:05:33,251 What we're saying is, is that whatever spell or potion you used 123 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:36,876 to trick that woman into liking you isn't gonna work on her parents. 124 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:39,584 -Oh, you're worried about me with parents? -[tube dinging] 125 00:05:40,168 --> 00:05:43,209 The only people that love me more than parents? Grandparents. 126 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:46,918 You sit me next to a grandma at dinner, watch the sparks fly. 127 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:49,334 Oh, this is the diaper! She did it again! 128 00:05:49,418 --> 00:05:52,084 -Hey! Hey! Just-- -[baby crying] 129 00:05:53,334 --> 00:05:56,126 Uh, why am I even doing this? This isn't my job. This is Gary's job. 130 00:05:58,126 --> 00:05:59,126 Guys, where's Gary? 131 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:03,834 All right, no more "accidentally" locking Gary in the vault. I'm serious. 132 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:05,876 It's this new security system you designed. 133 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:09,084 -Shit is mad complicated. -It should be. It's a vault. 134 00:06:09,751 --> 00:06:12,543 It's state-of-the-art. No one's getting in this bad boy. 135 00:06:12,626 --> 00:06:15,418 Oh! Is this the same one Phoebe King has? 136 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,834 -Essentially. -[woman] Who is Phoebe King? 137 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:22,293 Phoebe King manages Atlas Reserve, the top bank in the state. 138 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:23,834 Not a top bank. Mmm-mmm. 139 00:06:23,918 --> 00:06:26,084 There's not, like, an official ranking or anything. 140 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:29,376 100% is, they wrote a whole article. Yeah, that's the top bank in the state. 141 00:06:29,459 --> 00:06:31,668 It's a good bank, decent bank. Clean. 142 00:06:31,751 --> 00:06:34,959 Last conference, Owen got called out by Phoebe King, 143 00:06:35,043 --> 00:06:38,293 by her saying that a Butterball turkey could break into our vault. 144 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:40,293 I don't exactly remember it like that. 145 00:06:40,376 --> 00:06:42,293 And she called you a dickless troll. 146 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:43,793 -Oh! -Damn! 147 00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:45,251 Now, I tried not to laugh, 148 00:06:45,334 --> 00:06:47,459 but I couldn't help it 'cause it was fucking hysterical. 149 00:06:47,543 --> 00:06:49,501 -Imagining you without a dick. -Ooh! 150 00:06:49,584 --> 00:06:52,626 Just nothing but a smooth surface, no genitalia at all. 151 00:06:52,709 --> 00:06:55,126 Dickless troll, that's borderline unprofessional. 152 00:06:55,209 --> 00:06:56,334 Fucking hilarious. 153 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:59,834 And you know what? I'd love to see a Butterball turkey break into this. 154 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:04,501 ♪ She left me roses by the stairs ♪ 155 00:07:04,584 --> 00:07:06,043 [monitor chiming] 156 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:09,876 Hey, Gary. 157 00:07:10,918 --> 00:07:14,501 You're lucky I had mints in my pocket. I could have starved in here. 158 00:07:14,584 --> 00:07:16,459 For probably the 50th time, 159 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:19,084 there's an emergency escape latch on the inside of the door. 160 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:20,168 Every vault has one. 161 00:07:20,251 --> 00:07:21,959 And like I keep telling you… 162 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:24,626 [yelling] I can't find it! 163 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,126 [man whispers] God damn, Gary. 164 00:07:29,084 --> 00:07:30,793 [Owen's mother] So, um, Parker, 165 00:07:30,876 --> 00:07:35,168 um, I understand that your parents are doing the right thing 166 00:07:35,251 --> 00:07:37,001 and coming to your wedding. 167 00:07:37,084 --> 00:07:38,709 Isn't that nice? It's very nice! 168 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,084 -[Owen] Yes, it is! Thanks, Mom. -[Parker] Yeah. Super nice. 169 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:43,834 [whispers] She hasn't seen her parents for a very long time. 170 00:07:43,918 --> 00:07:44,751 I know. I know. 171 00:07:44,834 --> 00:07:48,293 -How come they're not showing up? -They live in a cave in the jungle. 172 00:07:48,376 --> 00:07:50,459 -Like Bin Laden? -A little like Bin Laden, right. 173 00:07:50,543 --> 00:07:53,834 -[Owen] Um, that's… That's not it. -It's okay, I got it. 174 00:07:53,918 --> 00:07:56,584 -Can I see your tattoos again? -Oh, um, not right now. 175 00:07:56,668 --> 00:07:58,751 Your Aunt Margie isn't the biggest fan, so, shh. 176 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:01,334 She said you got them so you could get bigger tips when you strip. 177 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:05,168 -Uh, once again, I'm not a stripper. -My boyfriend's gonna get a tattoo. 178 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:08,168 -[Parker] Oh, yeah? Of what? -My name across his lower back. 179 00:08:08,751 --> 00:08:10,959 -[exclaims] -Hey, cuz! 180 00:08:11,043 --> 00:08:13,084 Jesus! Hi, buddy. Well, don't… 181 00:08:13,168 --> 00:08:15,376 How come I wasn't invited to the, uh, bachelor party? 182 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:19,376 -You know I'm, like, an EMT now, right? -[mutters] I do know that, yeah. 183 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:22,043 Yeah, well, I'd love to give you a ride in the ambulance. 184 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,043 -You know, hit the siren, zip around town. -[Owen's father] That's fun. 185 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:28,293 Yeah, maybe, uh, flatline you in the back, go to the other side. 186 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:31,209 Ask Grandpa Seymour what it was like dying by, you know… 187 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,376 [imitates choking and grunting] 188 00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:35,168 [Owen's father] Okay, stop it. All right. 189 00:08:35,251 --> 00:08:37,918 -[Owen] Why is he doing that? -[Owen's father] That was a rumor. Stop. 190 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:40,834 No, man. She walked in on it. She was so sad when she found him. 191 00:08:40,918 --> 00:08:42,418 Guy's a legend, died beating off. 192 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:44,001 -[Owen's mother gasps] -[phone ringing] 193 00:08:44,084 --> 00:08:46,584 I'm getting a phone call. Lucky for me. I didn't even plan this. 194 00:08:46,668 --> 00:08:50,418 This just happened coincidentally. Hey, storage space! 195 00:08:50,501 --> 00:08:52,251 Ah, thanks for returning my call! 196 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:55,126 -This is Owen Browning again. -What the fuck do you want? 197 00:08:56,001 --> 00:08:57,668 Well, I'm getting married in a week, 198 00:08:57,751 --> 00:09:01,126 so I'm putting together a little photo montage. 199 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:05,501 But here's the thing, I don't have any photos of my fiancée's family. 200 00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:09,251 And rumor has it that they actually have a unit in your storage facility. 201 00:09:09,334 --> 00:09:11,918 Um, it should be under the name McDermott. 202 00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:14,501 -[sinister note plays] -Do… Do you have the locker? 203 00:09:14,584 --> 00:09:16,918 -[Owen's mother] Oh, my God! -[Owen's father] I'm on fire! 204 00:09:17,001 --> 00:09:18,918 -[man] EMT! -Oh, shit. 205 00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:21,043 -[all clamoring] -[man] Soy sauce! 206 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:23,334 Mom! That's not water! 207 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:26,126 -[fire whooshing] -[all screaming] 208 00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:29,418 [line ringing] 209 00:09:30,126 --> 00:09:33,251 Yeah. You told me to call if anyone asked about the McDermott locker. 210 00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:34,918 [woman] McDermott locker? 211 00:09:35,584 --> 00:09:36,626 Yes. 212 00:09:36,709 --> 00:09:38,084 Do you have a name? 213 00:09:38,168 --> 00:09:39,584 Owen Browning. 214 00:09:47,584 --> 00:09:49,043 These diamonds are shit. 215 00:09:55,668 --> 00:09:57,709 [sinister music playing] 216 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:03,668 [exhales softly] 217 00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:04,751 What is it? 218 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,959 It's silly. I thought that… 219 00:10:07,043 --> 00:10:10,543 [laughs] I thought that button was a trap door to a shark tank or something. 220 00:10:10,626 --> 00:10:13,418 [laughs] Trap door? No! 221 00:10:13,918 --> 00:10:16,043 I just wanted someone to come clean up this mess. 222 00:10:16,126 --> 00:10:17,959 -What mess? -You. 223 00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,459 [softly] "Shark tank." 224 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,168 Call the aquarium! 225 00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:31,293 Does your dad always keep an extra shirt in the trunk of his car? 226 00:10:31,376 --> 00:10:32,834 [Owen] Ha! Yeah, well… 227 00:10:33,418 --> 00:10:35,626 It's not the first time he caught on fire in a restaurant. 228 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,418 And then how about when your niece asked me 229 00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:40,376 if my neck flaps in the wind when I ride a bicycle? 230 00:10:40,459 --> 00:10:42,418 Thank you for not being offended. 231 00:10:42,501 --> 00:10:44,418 They are truly disturbed people. 232 00:10:44,501 --> 00:10:47,543 Ugh, God. Now, you're gonna have to meet my family. 233 00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:52,459 -Are you worried they won't like me? -No, not at all. Are you? 234 00:10:53,209 --> 00:10:54,209 No! Mmm-mmm. 235 00:10:54,293 --> 00:10:57,251 Not liking you is like not liking Mr. Rogers. 236 00:10:57,334 --> 00:10:59,543 The Notorious F-R-E… 237 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:01,418 D. 238 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:05,334 -When do they come into town? -Not until the night before the wedding. 239 00:11:05,418 --> 00:11:08,084 Oh! That gives me just enough time. 240 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,793 Oh, yeah? Time for what? 241 00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,918 [muffled] I've got something special planned. 242 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,709 Oh! Is that right? 243 00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,959 -Love it. -[sensual music playing] 244 00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:20,001 [Parker giggles] 245 00:11:20,668 --> 00:11:23,334 -[growls] -Oh! Oh, you scared me. 246 00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,126 Okay, yeah, yeah. Do that thing you like to do. 247 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,459 -[Parker] Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 248 00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:30,334 [moaning] 249 00:11:30,418 --> 00:11:33,084 -["Get Some" by Outasight playing] -♪ Get some, get some ♪ 250 00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,918 ♪ Get up and have fun We lookin' so fly ♪ 251 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:38,584 ♪ Everybody get down to get some… ♪ 252 00:11:38,668 --> 00:11:41,084 Wow! Somebody balled out at Michaels crafts. 253 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,501 Just makin' some prezzies for Parker's parents. 254 00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:46,043 If you do me a favor, could you not say the word "prezzies"? 255 00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:48,543 Know what I mean? Just own it, brother. You do arts and crafts. 256 00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:49,626 You're a craft man. 257 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,418 I think it's sexy as hell when a man is passionate about something. 258 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,751 -Thank you, Marisol. -Just not this pussy shit. 259 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,584 [Gary laughing hysterically] 260 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:59,168 Man, shut the fuck up, Gary. God damn. 261 00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,209 [Parker on phone] Thanks for going to the store. I was dreading that. 262 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,251 [Owen] No problemo. 263 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:10,043 Hey, I got that tofu you like. I know my girl likes her tofu extra firm. 264 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:13,001 [Parker laughing] Yeah. I like my tofu like I like my men. 265 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,376 Real hard. 266 00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,668 Oh, okay. 267 00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:20,626 All this talk is making me think that we might be boinkin' tonight. 268 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:21,626 [Parker] Oh, yeah. 269 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:25,876 I'm gonna twist you like one of your Go-Gurts and slurp you dry. 270 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,251 Oh! Oh… 271 00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:30,376 Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I'm willing to try anything. 272 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,709 -I guess I'll start stretching. -[Parker] Okay, babe, love you! 273 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,709 I love you too! Oop. 274 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,459 Okay! 275 00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:44,126 ♪ Oh, sweet Parker ♪ 276 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,918 ♪ The time has come ♪ 277 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:51,918 ♪ We'll be boinkin' till the morning sun ♪ 278 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,543 ♪ I swear ♪ 279 00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:57,293 ♪ I care ♪ 280 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,459 ♪ Pickle chips ♪ 281 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:03,334 ♪ Ritz Stackables ♪ 282 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:08,793 ♪ 'Cause tonight we're going to bone-- ♪ 283 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:09,751 Hi, Owen. 284 00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,293 -[shrieks] -No, you don't! 285 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,959 -[man] Oh, shit! Well done. -[woman] Oh, shit. 286 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,793 -Oh, I'm so sorry, honey. -You all right there, Owen? 287 00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:20,043 She took a self-defense class. Looks like money well spent. 288 00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:21,209 Please don't kill me. 289 00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:24,334 -Let's get this little shit up. Come on. -Yeah, let's get him. Come on, get up. 290 00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:28,126 There you go. We're not gonna kill you. We're Parker's parents. 291 00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:29,043 Mmm-hmm. 292 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:32,084 -[laughing] Oh! Okay. -[man] Yeah. 293 00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,626 Okay, yeah! 294 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,168 Well, Mr. and Mrs. McDermott, it is an honor to-- 295 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,709 Oh! Come here! Come here! 296 00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:43,668 [cackling] 297 00:13:43,751 --> 00:13:46,918 Let's forget the formalities, shall we? "Mr. McDermott," all that crap. 298 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:47,918 -Yeah. -Call me Billy. 299 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,501 Okay, Billy. 300 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:52,584 [laughing nervously] 301 00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:56,751 Oh, well, you must be Parker's dad because you two kiss exactly the same. 302 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,126 [all laughing] 303 00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,584 -I'm Lilly. -Hey, Lilly. 304 00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:01,834 -Yeah, thanks, that's good. -Okay, yeah. 305 00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,709 -[Parker] Mom? -[Billy] Oh, look who's here! 306 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,918 -[Lilly] Aw, baby! Oh, my God! -Dad? What? 307 00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:07,084 [both exclaiming] 308 00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:09,418 [Parker] You're here! What are you doing here? 309 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:12,918 Yeah, the flight was early, and, uh… Actually, you were singing. 310 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:15,876 I heard you singing a little ditty about boinking our daughter. 311 00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,459 -[Parker] Really? -[both agreeing] 312 00:14:17,543 --> 00:14:20,543 Uh, just a little ditty that I was doing in private. 313 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,668 Didn't know it was, uh, in front of my future in-laws. 314 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:26,543 -How'd… How'd you guys get in? -The door was unlocked. 315 00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:29,376 That is weird, 'cause I never forget to lock the front door. 316 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:32,084 Are you calling my wife a liar? Huh? 317 00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:36,084 [yelling] You calling my wife a liar? Is that it? 318 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:39,209 I just walk in here and now you're accusing her? 319 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,251 You want me to hit your face-- 320 00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:42,959 Ha-ha-ha! 321 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:44,709 [all laughing] 322 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,626 [wincing] You were joking! It's a joke! 323 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:51,168 It's a joke! It's a joke! Okay! 324 00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:55,043 So, how do you like your prezzies? 325 00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:56,918 I'm wearing it, aren't I? 326 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:02,501 Well, should we tell them our story? We have a really cute meet-cute. 327 00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,168 It's, uh, you're gonna love this story. 328 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,793 There's one thing you need to know about me, my family has hip issues. 329 00:15:08,376 --> 00:15:10,584 And, obviously, wanted to get ahead of it. 330 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,251 Went to the doctor. She said, "Have you tried yoga?" 331 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:15,043 -[Billy chuckles] -[Owen] Got a coupon. 332 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:17,001 Went to my first yoga class… 333 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,918 -It was my class. -[laughing] 334 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,376 I was teaching the class! I mean, what are the odds? 335 00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:22,459 -Crazy! -Right? 336 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:25,001 [chuckles] That's amazing. 337 00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:29,084 So then I noticed that halfway through the class, Owen's in child's pose. 338 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,876 Yep. Okay, so get this. 339 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,834 Okay, I'm in child's pose. 340 00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:37,251 And while I'm in child's pose, I pass out, but no one notices. Look. 341 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:38,209 [laughing] Look. 342 00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:40,376 If I was unconscious right now, you couldn't even tell. 343 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:41,793 -[Parker] Right? -[Billy] Oh, yeah. 344 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,043 So then everyone leaves, class is over, 345 00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,459 and I notice that Owen's still in child's pose. 346 00:15:47,543 --> 00:15:48,668 And I think to myself, 347 00:15:48,751 --> 00:15:52,168 "Oh, fuck. This guy just died. He's dead. He's a goner." 348 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,584 -Mmm-mmm. But I didn't. -[Parker] Nope. 349 00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:57,376 Then, when Parker unfolded me, and I came to, 350 00:15:57,459 --> 00:16:00,626 I looked up at her big, beautiful smile, and I realized… 351 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,501 "This is the woman I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with." 352 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,626 -And you were right. -Yes, I was. 353 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,168 Aww. 354 00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,751 -And then you asked her out. -No, actually. 355 00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:13,543 I went to her class for a year and a half and she finally asked me out. 356 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:17,084 [big band music playing] 357 00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:21,168 ♪ Honey dew, honey dew, honey dew ♪ 358 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:24,001 ♪ Honey dew, honey dew, honey dew ♪ 359 00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,084 [scoffs] I can't find anyone to cover my class, 360 00:16:27,168 --> 00:16:28,501 so I'm just gonna have to cancel. 361 00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:30,543 -[Owen] Mmm-mmm. -Make sure my parents are okay. 362 00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,626 I'm not gonna let you get in trouble at work. 363 00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:36,251 I have 178 sick days already saved up. I already called in. 364 00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:40,251 -It's not about-- No-- Actually, babe-- -I got you, don't worry about it! 365 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,543 -Don't worry, I got it! Oh, hey! -[Lilly] Aw! 366 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,751 -Good morning, future family. -[Parker] Hi! 367 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,709 -Good morning! Morning, Dad. -[Billy] Nice to see you. Good morning. 368 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:51,501 So I have to go into work today, but Owen is taking his first day off 369 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,001 since he started at the bank, he's gonna show you guys around. 370 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,543 -Right, babe? -[Owen] Exciting! 371 00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:59,376 -[hooting wildly] -[laughing] 372 00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:04,834 I don't like my tushy touched, and she finds it hilarious. 373 00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:08,001 -I do! -It scares me… something about it. 374 00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:10,626 -All right, well, I'll see you tonight. -Okay. Bye. 375 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:13,918 -You two, behave. All right? Be nice. -[Billy] Bye, bye, darling. 376 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,584 -[Parker] It means a lot to him. Be good. -Love you. We'll be good. 377 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,043 -[Owen] Bye! Love you! -Bye! 378 00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:23,001 Okay! Oh! You want some OJ? Good. Good, good, good. 379 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:23,918 [Billy] I do. 380 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,584 So, hope you guys are hungry, 381 00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:26,918 because I've got… 382 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,918 baked eggs Florentine. 383 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,126 We have some roasted-- [hooting wildly] 384 00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:34,751 [laughing] Got in there deep. 385 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,168 Okay, uh… Well, enough about breakfast. 386 00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,709 I hope you're ready to have some fun because I got us tickets 387 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:46,418 to a South American pottery exhibition. 388 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:48,709 Why? 389 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:53,751 Because you guys were living with the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon… 390 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:54,709 Oh! Oh, yeah. 391 00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,459 …who obviously are known for their exquisite pottery. 392 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:01,293 We spent so many years with that tribe that we're all potteried out. 393 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:05,376 All right, well, let's go to the next step of our adventure. 394 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,834 The Holocaust Museum! 395 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:12,918 Honestly, I've been there, like… I would… They've got an amazing food court! 396 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,168 [groans] 397 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:15,793 Okay! 398 00:18:16,293 --> 00:18:19,959 Look, we're not into pottery and we're not into Holocaust awareness. 399 00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:23,126 Fine. What do you guys want to do? 400 00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:26,834 -[hard rock music playing] -[screaming] 401 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:29,751 [Owen screaming] Pull the chute! Pull the chute! 402 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:34,168 [Billy] Not until you convince me why I should let you marry my daughter! 403 00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:38,751 [Owen] Oh, God! She's my best friend, and I love her! 404 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,626 Oh, God! Oh, God! 405 00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,876 -I dog sit! I tip 20%! -Not good enough! 406 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,251 [Owen dejectedly] I'll never have sex with her again. 407 00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,876 -[Billy] Keep going! -I'm pulling the cord! 408 00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,459 [Billy] That's my cock, you idiot! 409 00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:55,209 [hard rock music continues] 410 00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:59,126 [tattoo guns humming] 411 00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:06,543 You know, I was thinking about choosing a Shrek character, 412 00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:08,751 because it's my favorite, but I don't know, 413 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,709 this moon is really speaking to me, right? 414 00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,084 Okay. That looks pretty-- 415 00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:14,209 [shrieking] 416 00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,376 Ow! What? What-- 417 00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:18,376 Ahh! 418 00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:20,918 Ahh! 419 00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:22,793 -[upbeat music playing] -[Owen] Whoo! 420 00:19:22,876 --> 00:19:24,043 [laughing] 421 00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:27,376 [grimacing comically] 422 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,584 Let's go! Oh, man. 423 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,209 Could you guys believe I got a tattoo? 424 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:37,459 [laughing] Who even am I right now? This is a tattoo, it's a moon. 425 00:19:38,126 --> 00:19:40,084 [imitates howling] I'm like a wolf. 426 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,376 [howling] 427 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:44,918 Bill, why don't you get us another round? I'm not nearly drunk enough. 428 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,543 That's a good idea, Lilly. 429 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,834 I'll come with! Let's go! 430 00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:49,834 [foot scuffling] 431 00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,834 Mind the shoes, Owen. 432 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,668 My bad, Mister Dad. [laughing] 433 00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:57,584 -[foot scuffling] -[Owen exclaims] 434 00:19:57,668 --> 00:20:00,001 Okay, that one was a little on you, 435 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:02,459 'cause you didn't turn around that quickly. That's okay. 436 00:20:02,543 --> 00:20:03,584 -[Billy] Sit! -Yeah. 437 00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:04,626 Stay. 438 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:05,709 Okay! 439 00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,918 -I'll be right back. -[Billy] Oh, no. 440 00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:17,876 I'll go. You keep him company. All right? 441 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,793 [Owen] God! He is just the coolest, isn't he? 442 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,876 It is so awesome that you get to have sex with him. 443 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,959 -Really? -And he smells so good! 444 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,001 It smells like… 445 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,209 sandalwood and… 446 00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:32,126 and danger. 447 00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:35,126 -It's Stetson. Cologne. -Is that what that is? 448 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,043 [sniffing] 449 00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:40,876 How you doing, big fella? 450 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:50,501 Nice to see you again, Billy. You look hella fine. 451 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,293 Ah, if you say so. 452 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,959 So tell me, what does a bank manager do, exactly? 453 00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,668 What does a bank manager not do? 454 00:20:57,751 --> 00:21:00,626 I manage all of the employees. 455 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,876 And we have 12. 456 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,043 Really? 457 00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:07,584 And I handle all the security, the whole dang bank. 458 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:10,918 -How did you find us? -That little cunt over there. 459 00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:14,084 -[Billy laughs] -He called about the storage locker. 460 00:21:14,668 --> 00:21:16,459 -Did he? -New colleague? 461 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,001 Uh, no, he's just a family friend. 462 00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:23,501 He's an idiot. Doesn't know what's going on. 463 00:21:24,876 --> 00:21:26,709 He looks like a fucking idiot. 464 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:29,168 -Yup. -[Owen] Billy! 465 00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:30,501 That guy rocks! 466 00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:32,918 [howling] 467 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,834 [vomiting loudly] 468 00:21:43,126 --> 00:21:44,043 Yuck. 469 00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:52,751 Jesus, there you are. Oh, you smell like my stepdad's car. 470 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,793 [man] So, uh, how did it go with your in-laws? 471 00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:58,584 Was it regular bad, or like really, really terrible? 472 00:21:59,543 --> 00:22:00,751 It was incredible. 473 00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:03,293 I've never met anyone like these people before. 474 00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:05,251 We went skydiving. 475 00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:06,751 We got very drunk. 476 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,251 I did a little dancing. 477 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,501 I finally felt like I was part of the cool crowd in high school, 478 00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:16,001 like I'm a skateboarder, or like I vandalize stuff or something. 479 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,043 I don't, but it feels like I could. 480 00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:22,459 It was fun. It was almost too much fun. 481 00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:26,793 Let's just pray to the banking gods that we have a nice, chill day. 482 00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:29,543 [robber distorted] Everyone, on the ground, now! 483 00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,084 Ground! Let's go! 484 00:22:34,168 --> 00:22:35,918 -Move! -[yelling] 485 00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:39,668 [robber] Go. 486 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,834 You, hurry up. 487 00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:46,334 Get down! Get down! 488 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:49,459 [suspenseful music playing] 489 00:22:50,751 --> 00:22:51,959 -[gun cocks] -[exclaims] 490 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,793 [tense music playing] 491 00:22:58,876 --> 00:23:00,334 [robber] Two minutes. 492 00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:04,501 [sputtering] Look, listen, listen. I am fully cooperating in every way. 493 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,084 And in that spirit, I have to let you know 494 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:10,793 that this is a state-of-the-art, completely impenetrable security system. 495 00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:13,793 And there is no way you can pass there in under two-- 496 00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:16,459 [sputtering] That was an extremely lucky guess. 497 00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:17,959 [muttering] 498 00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:20,709 [lock chiming] 499 00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:22,543 So you know about the fingerprint bypass? 500 00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:25,084 However, this is where our journey ends, because there's-- 501 00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:26,751 [robber] Shut up! Read. 502 00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:29,543 How did you-- 503 00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:31,334 [robber] Read! 504 00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:35,959 "She left me roses by the stairs." 505 00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:37,043 [monitor beeps] 506 00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:38,751 [robber] Don't fuck with me. 507 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,209 Do not fuck with me! 508 00:23:43,293 --> 00:23:47,501 ♪ She left me roses by the stairs ♪ 509 00:23:48,001 --> 00:23:50,543 [robber 1] "Surprises let me know she cares." 510 00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:51,751 [robber 2] Thirty seconds. 511 00:23:52,459 --> 00:23:53,834 [vault door hissing] 512 00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:58,084 -Thanks for letting me out. -[robber] You're welcome. 513 00:23:59,084 --> 00:23:59,918 In there. 514 00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:04,126 -[Owen] Okay! Okay! -Fill that up. 515 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,626 [tense music continues] 516 00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:10,376 Did you want any small bills in case you have to tip or anything? 517 00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:12,126 [robber] Shut the fuck up! 518 00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:14,501 -[mysterious music playing] -[sniffing] 519 00:24:15,959 --> 00:24:17,001 [sniffing] 520 00:24:17,084 --> 00:24:19,876 Sandalwood? And danger. 521 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,126 [robber] Faster, move! 522 00:24:27,751 --> 00:24:29,293 Stop smiling at me. 523 00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:31,084 Enough. 524 00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:33,043 Time. 525 00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:37,543 Hey. Hey, look, you know, it's not too late to do the right thing. 526 00:24:38,126 --> 00:24:39,168 [foot scuffling] 527 00:24:41,584 --> 00:24:42,959 Oh… 528 00:24:43,043 --> 00:24:45,834 -[mysterious music playing] -[robber sighs distorted] 529 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:46,918 [Owen] I'm sorry. 530 00:24:49,293 --> 00:24:50,293 [robber growls] 531 00:24:54,501 --> 00:24:56,959 [robber] Thank you for your cooperation, everyone. 532 00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:59,709 Especially you, Owen. 533 00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,459 You! 534 00:25:04,918 --> 00:25:07,751 -[air hissing] -[sirens wailing faintly] 535 00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:11,376 [man] They had on top-notch body armor, they had on face mask. 536 00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:14,084 Stuff I've never seen before, and I know about a lot of good stuff. 537 00:25:14,168 --> 00:25:17,293 The type of training I did… [laughs] I know when I see bad guys walking in. 538 00:25:17,376 --> 00:25:20,251 So I tried to stop 'em myself, but, um… [clears throat] I slipped. 539 00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:23,418 Could we not write that down? 540 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:27,001 [Marisol faintly] I ain't see shit, I don't know shit, I don't talk to cops. 541 00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:29,668 [Gary faintly] …a million times, I can't find the latch. 542 00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,043 You deal with the security? 543 00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:32,543 [exclaims] I'm the boss! 544 00:25:32,626 --> 00:25:34,668 It's the best job in the world. 545 00:25:34,751 --> 00:25:36,126 You're adorable. 546 00:25:36,209 --> 00:25:39,793 The first part is a numerical code and it's my childhood phone number. 547 00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:42,959 -[Lilly] Good one. Of course. -It's 402-896-6860. It's easy. 548 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,501 [gargling loudly] 549 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,501 ♪ By the stairs ♪ 550 00:25:46,584 --> 00:25:49,459 You gotta get a little nasally, act like you're British, but you're not. 551 00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:50,668 They're from San Diego. 552 00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,959 Owen? Oh, my God! But-- 553 00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:54,918 Are you okay? 554 00:25:56,543 --> 00:25:58,626 [exclaims] We came as soon as we heard. 555 00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:01,043 -"We"? -[mysterious music playing] 556 00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:07,501 [suspenseful music playing] 557 00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:23,626 [Oldham] I'm Special Agent Roger Oldham, FBI. 558 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,168 So what can you tell me about the folks that robbed your bank? 559 00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:31,334 Can you describe them for me physically? Anything? 560 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:36,168 [grunts] No, no, can't. They were wearing masks. 561 00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:39,626 Does the name "The Ghost Bandits" mean anything to you? 562 00:26:40,334 --> 00:26:41,501 Yeah, I'm a bank manager. 563 00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:44,001 They're the most notorious bank robbers in American history. 564 00:26:44,084 --> 00:26:45,543 They robbed over a hundred banks. 565 00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,209 They move from state to state, 566 00:26:47,293 --> 00:26:49,793 sometimes they disappear for years at a time. 567 00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:51,918 -Do you think-- -[mysterious music playing] 568 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:56,584 Do you think it was… the Ghost Bandits that robbed this bank? 569 00:26:57,709 --> 00:27:02,168 Everything in my gut tells me it's them. 570 00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:06,793 Except one thing has been bugging me. 571 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,793 [tense music playing] 572 00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:14,084 How they gained access to your vault. 573 00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:17,209 [tense music building] 574 00:27:17,293 --> 00:27:21,043 -[sobbing incoherently] -[Billy] It's all right, Owen. It's okay. 575 00:27:21,126 --> 00:27:23,251 -[babbling] -[Billy] Breathe, breathe. 576 00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:26,293 -There you go, in through your nose. -[Lilly] Blow it out. 577 00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:28,709 -Give it a big blow. Good boy. -[Billy] Blow, blow, blow. 578 00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:30,959 -[blowing violently] -Jesus. 579 00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:32,001 [Owen wailing] 580 00:27:38,751 --> 00:27:39,584 Oh. 581 00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:43,126 Okay, you know what? We're done here, all right? That's enough. 582 00:27:43,209 --> 00:27:45,501 -You've probably had enough. -Very emotional. 583 00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:47,459 Well done, Owen. 584 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:50,751 Mmm. 585 00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:53,918 In case anything jogs your memory… 586 00:27:54,918 --> 00:27:56,876 the top number, 24/7. 587 00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,168 The bottom number… 588 00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,793 don't call that one. 589 00:28:03,209 --> 00:28:04,126 [door opens] 590 00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:06,709 [door closes] 591 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:20,959 [sniffs] 592 00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:22,418 [sighs] 593 00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:26,459 Do we think we might be a little more comfortable 594 00:28:26,543 --> 00:28:28,209 if someone was in the front seat? 595 00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:29,168 Nope. 596 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,126 -[Owen] Mmm. -We're here for you. 597 00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:33,126 Yeah. 598 00:28:34,126 --> 00:28:35,293 [Owen coughs] 599 00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:37,543 [Billy] Come on. 600 00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:42,418 Bingo. 601 00:28:42,501 --> 00:28:43,709 Whose car is this? 602 00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:46,668 It's yours, Owen. It's all yours. 603 00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:50,043 Isn't that nice? My parents got us a car without asking us first. 604 00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:51,876 It's just a little wedding present. 605 00:28:51,959 --> 00:28:55,459 We thought you deserved something better than that, uh, wussy wagon of yours. 606 00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:59,959 So this is what you were doing all day? You were buying a hot rod? 607 00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:03,126 There's something about it that just screams Owen T. Browning. 608 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,709 -Don't you agree? -Yeah! It's got your name all over it! 609 00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:10,001 -I love it! Oh, yeah! -[Lilly laughing] 610 00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:13,168 I love it, thank you. Um, I can't wait to drive it. 611 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:15,876 -Want to take it for a spin now? -No. 612 00:29:18,751 --> 00:29:19,751 [Billy chuckles] 613 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:23,584 I'm like 85% certain it's them. I have to tell Parker. 614 00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:27,209 If you falsely accuse your fiancée's parents of robbing a bank, 615 00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:28,668 that is relationship suicide! 616 00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:31,418 So what am I supposed to do, hmm? Pretend like it didn't happen? 617 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:32,543 Hell, yes! 618 00:29:32,626 --> 00:29:36,043 Let me tell you something, I spent 80% of my life acting like shit didn't happen. 619 00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:39,251 Three weeks ago, I spilled some Lucky Charms in my bed, 620 00:29:39,334 --> 00:29:41,126 I still ain't said shit about it. 621 00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:44,668 [laughs] And, besides, didn't you tell me you gave them the code to the vault? 622 00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:47,501 Well, yeah, but I was wasted and I was trying to impress them. 623 00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:51,293 Yeah, that means if they robbed the bank, 624 00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:53,168 you did too. 625 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,209 -[laughing] -No, I didn't. 626 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,709 [laughing hysterically] 627 00:29:57,793 --> 00:30:00,834 -You gave them the fuckin' code! -[softly] Are you saying I'm an accessory? 628 00:30:00,918 --> 00:30:04,084 No, you ain't no accessory, you are the fucking mastermind! 629 00:30:04,168 --> 00:30:06,834 [laughing] This is gangster! Okay, look, can I be honest with you? 630 00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:09,209 I steal, too, from the bank. That's right. 631 00:30:09,293 --> 00:30:11,209 I haven't bought toilet paper in seven years. 632 00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:13,501 -That was you? -Mmm-hmm! 633 00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:17,668 From the men's and the ladies' bathroom. Come on, that's execution. 634 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:20,543 I don't care about the toilet paper. 635 00:30:20,626 --> 00:30:23,084 -Hey! Okay, goodbye, thank you. -Hey! Who was that? 636 00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,668 The baker. They just called. 637 00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:32,501 They said there was a big commotion over there and they can't make the cake. 638 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:34,251 Wait, what? You're serious? 639 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,709 -I know! -What happened? 640 00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,459 -The baker died. -[gasps] Oh, my God! 641 00:30:38,543 --> 00:30:40,876 -How? -Kicked in the chest by a horse. 642 00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,168 -Jesus! -Yeah. 643 00:30:42,251 --> 00:30:44,168 Heart exploded on impact. 644 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:45,626 -Oh, my God. -I know. 645 00:30:45,709 --> 00:30:48,543 -Hey, don't be sad! Hey, don't be sad! -[exclaims] 646 00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:51,709 It's okay, 'cause the… the baker was racist. 647 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:55,626 -Yeah, like, a bad racist. -Are there good racists? 648 00:30:55,709 --> 00:30:58,584 Well, my grandmother, so… Anyway, what's up? 649 00:30:59,084 --> 00:31:02,376 Uh, my parents made samosas, so I was just coming to tell you. 650 00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:06,543 How light and fun! Samosas! I love that. 651 00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:09,626 -Okay, I'll see you down there. -Just take your time. 652 00:31:09,709 --> 00:31:11,251 -All right? -It'll be okay. 653 00:31:11,334 --> 00:31:14,376 -It's all right, we'll get a new cake. -All right. Yeah. 654 00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:18,793 Definitely not a racist this time. [laughing] All right, love you. 655 00:31:23,043 --> 00:31:23,918 Hi. 656 00:31:24,584 --> 00:31:26,876 I'm going to need to cancel a cake order. 657 00:31:26,959 --> 00:31:30,084 Yeah, my fiancée was kicked in the head by a horse. 658 00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:33,584 -[vomiting on video] -[Oldham] Huh. 659 00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:36,126 [suspenseful music playing] 660 00:31:39,543 --> 00:31:42,084 Why are you so nervous, Owen? 661 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:46,209 So, I know this might sound crazy, 662 00:31:46,834 --> 00:31:48,501 but I think Parker's parents 663 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:51,251 might be criminals. 664 00:31:51,334 --> 00:31:53,584 -Yeah! -Well, of course they're criminals. 665 00:31:53,668 --> 00:31:55,959 Why do you think they're skipping their daughter's wedding? 666 00:31:56,043 --> 00:31:58,584 They're coming to the fucking wedding! Okay? 667 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,584 [sputtering] They're literally coming! We're-- 668 00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:04,126 Okay. 669 00:32:05,126 --> 00:32:07,834 I think that they are the people that robbed my bank. 670 00:32:07,918 --> 00:32:10,168 -No! How do you know? -I don't. 671 00:32:10,251 --> 00:32:13,501 But I'm not gonna turn Parker's life upside down unless I do know for a fact, 672 00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:14,709 so I need your help, okay? 673 00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:17,001 Okay, okay, here they come. Do that thing you guys do. 674 00:32:17,084 --> 00:32:17,959 What thing? 675 00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:21,251 That thing where you ask highly-invasive, inappropriate personal questions. 676 00:32:21,334 --> 00:32:22,709 Hmm? Okay, come on! 677 00:32:22,793 --> 00:32:25,459 [loudly] Hi, guys! Hey! 678 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,918 Honey. You sure you're up for this? 679 00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,751 -Yeah, you? -Oh, yeah. I took a weed gummy. 680 00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,834 Smart! Billy and Lilly McDermott, meet my parents Neil and Margie Browning. 681 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,126 -Pleasure to me you, Neil. -It's my pleasure. 682 00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:38,959 -You're very attractive. -Oh, thank you. 683 00:32:39,043 --> 00:32:42,043 That's not a compliment. For me, it's too much. 684 00:32:53,126 --> 00:32:54,793 [Lilly] Well, hi, there. 685 00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:55,918 -Hi, hello. -[Margie] Hi. 686 00:32:56,709 --> 00:32:58,251 [Lilly] Mmm! Oh, wow! 687 00:32:58,334 --> 00:33:03,001 Speaking of attractive, you have absolutely flawless skin. 688 00:33:03,084 --> 00:33:04,668 What do you use? 689 00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:05,584 Soap. 690 00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:09,543 -Perhaps we should have some cocktails? -[Lilly] Yeah, cocktails. 691 00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:11,126 The sun is still out. 692 00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:15,334 [laughs nervously] Okay, we got a table. Let's sit down. 693 00:33:15,418 --> 00:33:16,751 It's gonna be fun! 694 00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:19,918 -[McDermotts laughing] -And then I said, 695 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,876 "We don't need a gondolier!" 696 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:24,168 Lilly, she pushes the wee fella off the boat, 697 00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,334 and we start paddling up the Grand Canal. 698 00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:28,918 [all exclaiming and laughing] 699 00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,709 So, Billy, Lilly, let me ask you something. 700 00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:33,793 [Billy] Yeah, shoot. 701 00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:36,876 -Have you ever committed a felony? -[Owen gags] Mmm-mmm. 702 00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:37,959 [Margie] No, no, no! 703 00:33:38,043 --> 00:33:41,626 Now, if we're gonna be family, we need to know if they're criminals, so… 704 00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:44,501 -[Owen] Stop. Don't. -Give me that. Are you criminals? 705 00:33:44,584 --> 00:33:46,293 My parents aren't criminals. 706 00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:47,918 No, that's okay, baby. 707 00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:52,001 I'm sure our lifestyle seems a little, um, unconventional to the Brownings. 708 00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:56,209 Well, yeah, I mean they live in the jungle with the edamame people. 709 00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:57,376 [Owen] No, that's a bean. 710 00:33:57,459 --> 00:33:59,293 -[Neil] What's the name? -Yanomami. 711 00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,209 What'd I say? 712 00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:03,334 You said edamame, like at a Japanese restaurant. 713 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,668 They are the people of waitheri, totihi, peheti. 714 00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:08,084 What is that now? 715 00:34:08,168 --> 00:34:11,001 It's a common Yanomami phrase. I'm sure you've heard it. 716 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:14,709 -Honey, what are you doing? -Nothing! Just striking up a convo. 717 00:34:15,209 --> 00:34:16,459 [laughs nervously] 718 00:34:16,543 --> 00:34:19,668 Owen, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were quizzing us. 719 00:34:19,751 --> 00:34:22,918 No! It's just… You lived with the Yanomamis for two years. 720 00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:27,043 I'm sure you know what the phrase "waitheri, totihi, peheti" means. 721 00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:32,459 It means courage… 722 00:34:33,626 --> 00:34:35,584 beauty, and truth. 723 00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:40,959 And if we seem a little confused, it's because your accent is so atrocious, 724 00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:45,001 it's an affront to the Yanomami people and their god! 725 00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:51,084 Owen, what the hell is wrong with you? 726 00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:55,043 Anyway! [laughing] The Amazon is a wondrous place. 727 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,918 You two would love it. 728 00:34:57,001 --> 00:35:01,584 Well, we don't travel. Um, Neil has traveler's diarrhea. 729 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,709 -It's not just when I travel. -[Billy] Yeah. 730 00:35:04,793 --> 00:35:08,459 Oh, Margie, I bet under that cautious exterior, 731 00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:12,584 there's a bubbling free spirit waiting to get out. 732 00:35:12,668 --> 00:35:17,168 Oh, no doubt this one was really wild back in the day. 733 00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:23,751 Uh, well, once, before I was pregnant with Owen, I, um… 734 00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:26,376 Well, I participated in an orgy. 735 00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,418 [laughing] 736 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,209 -What? -Yeah! [laughs] 737 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:30,959 -Mom, an orgy? -Yeah! 738 00:35:31,043 --> 00:35:32,084 [shouting] An orgy? 739 00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:33,376 -[Margie] Yes! -Yep. 740 00:35:33,459 --> 00:35:35,001 I'm probably saying it wrong, 741 00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:38,584 but it's that thing where you go and you just fuck everybody. 742 00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:42,251 -Oh, yeah, that's an orgy, all right. -I had a lot of orgies. 743 00:35:42,334 --> 00:35:44,959 -[all laughing] -That's where she met Dan Marino! 744 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,959 -The football player? -Yeah! 745 00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,501 Well, it was either there or JCPenney. 746 00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:53,084 Dan Marino doesn't shop at JCPenney. He's a Hall of Famer. 747 00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:55,334 You met Dan Marino at the orgy. 748 00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:58,459 -Oh, Jesus Christ! So is Dad my dad? -Of course I'm your dad! 749 00:35:58,543 --> 00:36:02,293 Don't be ridiculous! Why do you think you have the Browning lower back hair? 750 00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:07,543 I've seen you play sports, I know sure as shit it wasn't Dan Marino! 751 00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:10,251 -[Owen] Wait, what? -[Neil] Dan Marino! 752 00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:12,543 -Here's to Danny boy. -[Margie] Danny! 753 00:36:12,626 --> 00:36:15,084 -[all toasting] -[Lilly] To Danny boy! 754 00:36:15,168 --> 00:36:18,834 Whoo! Touchdown! [laughing] 755 00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:32,043 Hey. Okay, look. So here's me, here's my dad. 756 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:35,126 The nose, the same beady, little dead eyes. 757 00:36:35,209 --> 00:36:36,293 It's the same, right? 758 00:36:37,126 --> 00:36:40,543 -And the lower back hair. -Sweetie, I've seen your back hair. 759 00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:44,376 Okay, of course, but you haven't seen my dad's. 760 00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:47,876 -Should we FaceTime him? -[laughs] No. Can we just talk for a sec? 761 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:51,668 Yeah! 762 00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:53,918 Everything okay? 763 00:36:54,918 --> 00:36:56,168 What was that at dinner? 764 00:36:56,251 --> 00:37:00,084 Oh, I don't know, just the fact that Dan Marino fucked my mom. 765 00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:03,334 Yeah, I… I know. I know, and your bank got robbed. 766 00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:04,584 And he's a big man. 767 00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:07,459 He is. That's true. Um… 768 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:12,918 Look, I know you've been through a lot, and that's extremely traumatic, 769 00:37:13,001 --> 00:37:14,293 both things, 770 00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,668 but is there something else going on? 771 00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:19,959 Whatever it is, you can tell me. 772 00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:21,709 I won't get mad. 773 00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:23,709 [whispers] Okay? 774 00:37:24,293 --> 00:37:25,501 Okay, all right. 775 00:37:27,459 --> 00:37:29,418 -[doors close] -[Owen] All right. 776 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,376 So the reason I've been acting weird… 777 00:37:36,834 --> 00:37:38,334 I think your parents robbed my bank. 778 00:37:38,918 --> 00:37:40,584 [chuckling] 779 00:37:41,209 --> 00:37:42,709 [Parker laughs] What? 780 00:37:44,959 --> 00:37:46,876 -You're being serious? -Yeah, I'm serious! 781 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:49,626 -One of the robbers knew my name. -It's on the bank website. 782 00:37:49,709 --> 00:37:51,709 But when I stepped on his heel, he turned back, 783 00:37:51,793 --> 00:37:53,418 and he looked at me just like your dad. 784 00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:54,793 You said they had masks on. 785 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:57,043 Yes, they were wearing masks, but it was the same 786 00:37:57,126 --> 00:37:59,293 very specific disdain of me. 787 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,876 It's a vibe thing, you know? And… 788 00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:05,918 And they knew that "She left me roses by the stairs" 789 00:38:06,001 --> 00:38:07,918 was the voice activation code to get in the vault, 790 00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:10,376 which I'm pretty sure I told your mom about when I was wasted. 791 00:38:10,459 --> 00:38:13,168 Right, okay. Well, does anyone else know the code? 792 00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:15,251 Just a couple-- Just-- Yeah. 793 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,918 Tyree, Gary, Marisol. 794 00:38:18,709 --> 00:38:22,793 I think I told my therapist once, but I don't think she listens to me. 795 00:38:23,418 --> 00:38:24,251 -Wow! -Okay. 796 00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:26,459 You were the one who said that they're a lot. 797 00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:30,501 I meant that they have big personalities, not that they rob banks. 798 00:38:30,584 --> 00:38:32,751 [whispers] I'm not saying that they are bank robbers! 799 00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:36,001 I'm saying that there's a possibility that they're bank robbers. 800 00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:38,293 I'm just floating the idea out there. 801 00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:42,459 Well, now, I'm just floating the idea that you've lost your fucking mind. 802 00:38:44,334 --> 00:38:47,334 -[intriguing music playing] -[door opens] 803 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,584 [Billy] I can't believe we have to take this shit box. 804 00:39:04,584 --> 00:39:06,793 -[engine revving] -Bank robbing son of a bitch! 805 00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:11,459 [Owen grunts in frustration] 806 00:39:14,459 --> 00:39:16,459 [suspenseful music playing] 807 00:39:18,001 --> 00:39:21,126 Oh, Jesus Christ, this thing moves. 808 00:39:27,459 --> 00:39:29,459 [tires squealing in distance] 809 00:39:31,709 --> 00:39:32,793 [horn honks loudly] 810 00:39:32,876 --> 00:39:34,168 Sor… Sorry! 811 00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:36,459 Sorry. 812 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,584 [suspenseful music continues] 813 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:47,626 -[cars honking loudly] -[brakes screeching] 814 00:39:49,376 --> 00:39:51,293 -[honking continues] -Okay, yep! Sorry! 815 00:39:52,084 --> 00:39:54,001 [cars honking] 816 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:55,459 [Owen muttering] 817 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:58,459 -[honking continues] -[man] …the fuck up! 818 00:39:58,543 --> 00:40:00,543 -[honking continues] -[tires squealing] 819 00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:03,168 -[honking fades] -[engine revving] 820 00:40:03,251 --> 00:40:04,418 Whoo! 821 00:40:05,084 --> 00:40:07,126 Okay. Oh, that was scary. 822 00:40:07,626 --> 00:40:09,626 [intriguing music playing] 823 00:40:17,876 --> 00:40:20,043 -Thank you, OnStar. -[automated voice] Happy to help. 824 00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:30,168 The prodigal son has returned, and bearing gifts. 825 00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:34,626 My God. You look like a snack. 826 00:40:35,793 --> 00:40:37,751 I could eat your dick like corn on the cob. 827 00:40:41,668 --> 00:40:43,668 [intriguing music continues] 828 00:40:47,418 --> 00:40:49,918 Is this Scarface's house? God dang. 829 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:54,751 Okay. 830 00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:57,709 [grunting] 831 00:40:57,793 --> 00:40:59,501 Ow! Come on! 832 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:03,043 -[thump] -[groans] Okay. 833 00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:05,043 Now I know why rich people have these. 834 00:41:06,751 --> 00:41:09,376 -[squealing] -[growling softly] 835 00:41:09,459 --> 00:41:11,876 [squealing and blowing] 836 00:41:13,918 --> 00:41:15,501 Can we get on with this? 837 00:41:15,584 --> 00:41:16,793 [chuckling] 838 00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:19,918 See, I just don't see any reason why we can't be civil. 839 00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,584 Besides, if anyone has a right to be angry, it's me. 840 00:41:22,668 --> 00:41:25,876 I was the one who was betrayed, right? 841 00:41:25,959 --> 00:41:28,168 [suspenseful music playing] 842 00:41:39,834 --> 00:41:41,459 -[dog growls] -[exclaims] 843 00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:43,209 -[dog yelps] -[loud thump] 844 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:46,293 Oh! Oh, I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, little buddy. 845 00:41:46,376 --> 00:41:48,168 [dogs growling and barking] 846 00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:50,459 No, no, no, no, no! 847 00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,209 There's just under a million in there. 848 00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:59,751 Bravo. Now you just owe me five more. 849 00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:01,418 -[dogs barking] -[Owen] Oh, God! 850 00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,501 Mini ones? What, are they cheaper? 851 00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:06,043 We took one million, not six. 852 00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:08,376 And have you forgotten how this works? 853 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,043 While you were running, so was the vig. 854 00:42:12,168 --> 00:42:15,084 -[dogs barking] -I'm sorry I kicked your friend! 855 00:42:16,543 --> 00:42:19,001 -[Owen yelps] -[barking continues] 856 00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:23,209 Oh, look at you little guys. You guys are adorable from up here. 857 00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:25,751 If only you were a wee bit taller. 858 00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:28,834 -[branch snaps] -[Owen] Ow! Why? 859 00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:32,251 Five million's gonna take us some time, Rehan. 860 00:42:32,334 --> 00:42:34,626 Do I look like an unreasonable woman? 861 00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:36,584 No. You have till end of week. 862 00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:41,876 [grimacing] I'm sorry. Does that interfere with your daughter's wedding? 863 00:42:43,501 --> 00:42:44,501 Oh, shit! 864 00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:47,251 Are you surprised that I am aware that you have a daughter? 865 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:48,334 And she… 866 00:42:48,418 --> 00:42:51,001 Let's hypothetically call her, I don't know, Parker? 867 00:42:51,084 --> 00:42:53,334 …is getting married on Saturday. 868 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:54,959 If you don't get me 869 00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:58,293 my five million dollars before the wedding, then Parker… 870 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,709 is marrying the Grim Reaper. 871 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,459 -Meaning she'll be killed. -Yeah, yeah, I get it. I get it. 872 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,709 [Rehan] I know you got it, darling. 873 00:43:09,793 --> 00:43:12,751 Did I mention I have a new shark tank? 874 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:15,876 Maybe your daughter could test it out for me. 875 00:43:15,959 --> 00:43:17,626 [Rehan chuckling] 876 00:43:17,709 --> 00:43:19,918 Those fuckers are hungry. 877 00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:22,209 -[growling quietly] -Shh! 878 00:43:25,334 --> 00:43:27,126 -[phone line ringing] -Pick up, Parker! 879 00:43:27,209 --> 00:43:29,418 -Parker, pick up! -[automated voice] Thank you for-- 880 00:43:29,501 --> 00:43:30,668 -Son of a-- -[siren whoops] 881 00:43:30,751 --> 00:43:33,709 Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no! 882 00:43:34,334 --> 00:43:35,293 Oh, God! 883 00:43:36,501 --> 00:43:38,626 -Okay. -[tense music playing] 884 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,126 Hey, officer, how can I help you? 885 00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:47,001 License and masturbation, please. 886 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:50,334 -Okay, good morning. -[laughing] You look like shit. 887 00:43:51,043 --> 00:43:52,459 And that's coming from a guy 888 00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:54,834 who uses his sock as a filter for his coffee. 889 00:43:54,918 --> 00:43:55,959 No, I'm doing great. 890 00:43:56,043 --> 00:43:57,543 -Thanks for asking. -Mmm. 891 00:43:58,043 --> 00:44:00,709 There appears to be a dog gnawing on your leg. 892 00:44:00,793 --> 00:44:02,001 [growling] 893 00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:06,459 Yeah, that's just my little buddy. My little bud. 894 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,751 We just took a walk in the woods. 895 00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:10,126 You know, it's funny, 896 00:44:10,918 --> 00:44:12,876 the Ghost Bandits knew precisely 897 00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:16,043 how to circumvent the security system in your bank. 898 00:44:16,126 --> 00:44:19,793 And when I called SunRidge to find out who designed the system, 899 00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:22,376 you know what they said? 900 00:44:23,376 --> 00:44:26,709 [scoffs] Are you insinuating that I had something to do with it? 901 00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:29,126 Do you mind popping the trunk? 902 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:31,584 -Pop the trunk. -Okay, this is insane. 903 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:34,251 I'll say that. I mean, this is ridiculous. 904 00:44:34,334 --> 00:44:36,543 I haven't committed a crime in my entire life. 905 00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:38,168 [Oldham] Uh-huh. 906 00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:39,793 First time for everything! 907 00:44:40,584 --> 00:44:42,543 -[metal door slams] -[Oldham] Let's see. 908 00:44:42,626 --> 00:44:44,418 We got a couple burner phones, 909 00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:46,876 two boxes of nine mil, and… 910 00:44:47,668 --> 00:44:49,668 [distorted] …voice modulator. 911 00:44:49,751 --> 00:44:51,459 Someone put this stuff in my trunk. 912 00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:53,876 [distorted] Who, Owen? Who are you working with? 913 00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:56,084 [growling] 914 00:44:56,168 --> 00:44:58,001 -[distorted] Who, Owen? -I… 915 00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:00,459 I don't… I don't know. 916 00:45:00,543 --> 00:45:05,126 Okay, look, I get it. I forget things too sometimes. 917 00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:10,459 So how about a nice, long weekend in a jail cell to help jog your memory? 918 00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:12,668 I'm… I'm supposed to get married this weekend. 919 00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:16,459 You know, I was married once, to a beautiful woman named Sheryl. 920 00:45:17,668 --> 00:45:20,043 -You know where she is now? -Is she dead? 921 00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:22,168 I wish. 922 00:45:22,876 --> 00:45:25,959 No, she lives in Key West with her new husband. 923 00:45:26,043 --> 00:45:27,793 Former Navy SEAL. 924 00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:31,668 Rock-hard abs, and a cock you can land a 747 on. 925 00:45:31,751 --> 00:45:33,001 That's a big plane. 926 00:45:33,084 --> 00:45:34,793 It's a wide plane. 927 00:45:35,626 --> 00:45:39,876 Anyway, I became so obsessed with catching the Ghost Bandits 928 00:45:39,959 --> 00:45:42,168 that it cost me my marriage. 929 00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:43,084 Hmm? 930 00:45:43,584 --> 00:45:44,626 My house. 931 00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,168 Maybe even my sanity. 932 00:45:47,251 --> 00:45:50,501 I mean, after a while, I started wondering if the Ghost Bandits… 933 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,834 you know, were real ghosts. 934 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:59,709 Hey! Let's funnel this energy into getting Sheryl back! 935 00:46:00,459 --> 00:46:02,876 Right? I can make a photo montage. 936 00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:06,001 Don't let this guy with this giant cock win over you! 937 00:46:06,084 --> 00:46:08,668 -[sighs] Lock him up. -Wait, no! My wedding! 938 00:46:08,751 --> 00:46:10,626 Oh, you're gonna have a wedding, 939 00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:13,918 and quite the bachelor party in D block this weekend. 940 00:46:16,168 --> 00:46:17,001 It wasn't me. 941 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,376 It was my in-laws. 942 00:46:21,459 --> 00:46:23,709 They robbed my bank, and I did not help them. 943 00:46:23,793 --> 00:46:24,626 They used me. 944 00:46:25,209 --> 00:46:26,709 Damn, boy, you flip quick. 945 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,293 Prove it. Put on a wire and get 'em to confess. 946 00:46:30,876 --> 00:46:34,459 -You want me to be a rat? -I want you to do the right thing, Owen. 947 00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:38,959 Clear your name, and help me catch the Ghost Bandits. 948 00:46:40,168 --> 00:46:42,668 And also, yes, be a little bit of a rat. 949 00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:45,376 [menacing music playing] 950 00:46:46,543 --> 00:46:47,543 [whispers] Parker. 951 00:46:48,043 --> 00:46:50,626 -[door closes] -[whispers] Parker! Hey, Parker! 952 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:53,584 -[Parker] There you are! Where you been? -We have to talk. 953 00:46:53,668 --> 00:46:55,876 -Why are you pinching your chest? -Because I'm wearing a-- 954 00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:59,126 [nervously] Whoa, gosh! A… soft shirt! Whoa! 955 00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:01,334 Feels like my fingers are at a finger spa. 956 00:47:01,418 --> 00:47:03,251 -Really? Looks pretty starchy-- -Don't touch me! 957 00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:07,043 I'm sorry. It's just… 958 00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:10,959 the in-laws aren't supposed to touch the groom before the wedding. 959 00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:13,209 -That's horseshit. -Are you high right now, Owen? 960 00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:15,543 I don't do illegal things, unlike other people. 961 00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:18,709 Other people do… illegal things, and I'm cool with that too. 962 00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:21,834 And if we want to talk about that and just sort of get things off our chest… 963 00:47:21,918 --> 00:47:25,126 Okay, uh, we gotta go, 'cause we gotta be at the bakery. 964 00:47:26,126 --> 00:47:27,793 The bakery! Yep! 965 00:47:27,876 --> 00:47:30,084 Okay, I think me and you should just go to the bakery, 966 00:47:30,168 --> 00:47:33,043 just because our baker died, we gotta get a new cake. 967 00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:36,418 Perhaps we should all just go together. One big happy family. 968 00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:39,043 You guys don't wanna run errands. 969 00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,043 I do. 970 00:47:40,126 --> 00:47:42,376 Of course we do. Who doesn't like desserts? 971 00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:47,126 Well, they're vegan desserts, and we all know that they taste like shit. 972 00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:50,168 I'm sorry, Parker, but I'm being honest with you. 973 00:47:50,251 --> 00:47:52,626 They taste like shit, okay? 974 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:56,043 So you guys should stay, we should go eat the shit. Come on. 975 00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:57,793 [Parker on mic] As long as we leave now. 976 00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:01,043 [Owen] Oh, we're all going. Cool, good. All right! Okay! 977 00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:06,793 [singsong] Okay! Oh, we're tasting cakes at 1308 Grant Avenue! 978 00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:09,126 You know, when I go on a trip, I usually take two bags. 979 00:48:09,209 --> 00:48:10,876 I have a carry-on, then I check one too. 980 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,334 -[on mic] I check one, two. -Schmuck. 981 00:48:13,418 --> 00:48:16,584 [Owen] You're driving! Billy McDermott is driving! Cool. 982 00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:20,876 Hey, do you want to play Never Have I Ever? 983 00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:24,043 Never have I ever worn a scary mask when it wasn't Halloween. 984 00:48:24,126 --> 00:48:25,168 Now your turn. 985 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:30,334 [Owen] We have arrived. I am one click south of the door. 986 00:48:30,418 --> 00:48:33,668 You guys sure you don't wanna wait in the car? No? Okay. 987 00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:35,209 We are zero clicks from the door. 988 00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:37,501 -I am opening the door. -[bell ringing] 989 00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:40,459 -[Owen] Right this way, come on in. -[Billy] Go ahead. Smells good. 990 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:43,001 Nice. Yep, that's cake. 991 00:48:43,084 --> 00:48:45,834 Welcome to Vegan Divas. Where you can get your cake-- 992 00:48:45,918 --> 00:48:49,126 -[door opens loudly] -And eat it too! I'm Kay. 993 00:48:49,209 --> 00:48:50,793 And this is my sister Ida. 994 00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:55,293 She's the vegan and I'm the diva. 995 00:48:56,459 --> 00:48:59,543 Thank you so much for fitting us in last minute. 996 00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:01,084 -Yep. -Don't even worry about it. 997 00:49:01,168 --> 00:49:04,459 I totally get last minute. I'm never on time for anything. 998 00:49:04,543 --> 00:49:06,709 Are you sure about this? [laughs] 999 00:49:06,793 --> 00:49:08,709 [whispers] Our wedding is at a very specific time. 1000 00:49:08,793 --> 00:49:10,334 No, it's okay. The reviews were great. 1001 00:49:10,418 --> 00:49:11,959 -This is just their shtick. -[head bangs] 1002 00:49:12,043 --> 00:49:13,001 [Billy] Oh! 1003 00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:15,168 [Kay on mic] Why do I keep doing that? 1004 00:49:15,251 --> 00:49:16,834 [Ida] Hey, I think you might be bleeding. 1005 00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:18,251 -[Kay] Ida! -[Ida] Okay, I'm sorry. 1006 00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,168 -[Kay] Cake! Hurry! -[Ida] Okay. 1007 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,459 So this is our Better-Than-Sex red velvet cake 1008 00:49:25,543 --> 00:49:27,084 that Ida makes from scratch. 1009 00:49:27,168 --> 00:49:29,251 And that name is no lie. 1010 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:30,751 I've compared them both. 1011 00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,168 Mmm! And this is vegan? 1012 00:49:33,334 --> 00:49:34,209 Oh, yeah. 1013 00:49:34,293 --> 00:49:35,293 Hmm. 1014 00:49:35,876 --> 00:49:38,834 [softly] Parker, can I speak with you in private real quick? 1015 00:49:39,418 --> 00:49:40,418 What's wrong? 1016 00:49:40,501 --> 00:49:42,168 -I like to concur… -What? Sure. 1017 00:49:42,251 --> 00:49:45,376 …about, you know, important life decisions before we make them. 1018 00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:47,251 -You know? Mmm-hmm. -Really? 1019 00:49:54,584 --> 00:49:56,959 -You have a little something here. -What's that, sweetheart? 1020 00:49:57,043 --> 00:49:58,876 What the fuck? 1021 00:49:59,626 --> 00:50:02,459 I'm sorry! I didn't know you guys were together! 1022 00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:04,168 [laughs] Owen, what's going on? 1023 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:07,793 Okay, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but the FBI thinks 1024 00:50:07,876 --> 00:50:10,084 -I had something to do with the robbery. -What? 1025 00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,459 -They made me wear-- -[doors open] 1026 00:50:11,543 --> 00:50:13,918 Oh! What a lovely little bakery. 1027 00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:16,376 -You must be Parker! -Hi. 1028 00:50:16,459 --> 00:50:18,668 -[Parker yelps] -[all clamoring] 1029 00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:22,209 -[loudly] Ah! Nobody make a scene! -You're the one with the gun, Rehan. 1030 00:50:22,293 --> 00:50:25,751 Yes, you are the one with the gun holding hostages right now… 1031 00:50:25,834 --> 00:50:28,209 -[on mic] …inside of the bakery. -[gags] Oh, hostages! 1032 00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:32,126 -What the hell is going on? -Listen, Rehan. 1033 00:50:32,209 --> 00:50:34,918 -We told you we'd get you the money. -Oh, yes. No, you did. 1034 00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:36,751 But then I remembered you are liars. 1035 00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:40,001 Just in case you were planning on slithering away into the shadows again, 1036 00:50:40,084 --> 00:50:41,959 I thought I'd come here for a little… 1037 00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,709 -insurance. -[Parker yelps] 1038 00:50:44,793 --> 00:50:46,209 [laughing] 1039 00:50:48,501 --> 00:50:51,918 -[Rehan] Come along, Parker. -Hey, hey, hey! Just take me instead. 1040 00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:52,959 Take me! 1041 00:50:53,043 --> 00:50:55,959 You little Build-A-Bear? You think you're hostage material? 1042 00:50:56,043 --> 00:50:58,751 No one here gives two shits whether you live or die! 1043 00:50:58,834 --> 00:51:01,751 Look at them and check in with them. 1044 00:51:03,043 --> 00:51:04,293 Oh! Zero shits given. 1045 00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:07,209 I don't understand. Was Owen right? 1046 00:51:07,293 --> 00:51:08,918 Just do what she says. 1047 00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:12,001 Stay calm, baby. Just stay calm. 1048 00:51:12,084 --> 00:51:15,209 So emo! Getting choked up. 1049 00:51:15,293 --> 00:51:17,709 -Dad? Dad? -I like getting choked, though. 1050 00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:20,084 You can eat my cake anytime! 1051 00:51:20,168 --> 00:51:23,959 Please, God, save my fiancée who is exiting the back of the bakery right now. 1052 00:51:24,043 --> 00:51:26,001 FBI! Freeze! 1053 00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:27,418 God'll save you, Parker! 1054 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:29,918 [dramatic music playing] 1055 00:51:30,001 --> 00:51:33,043 [music building and stops] 1056 00:51:35,709 --> 00:51:40,084 [whining loudly] Please! God, please! Please! Please, God! 1057 00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:46,209 -[epic music playing] -[guns firing] 1058 00:51:46,293 --> 00:51:48,501 Ahh! Oh! Oh, shit! 1059 00:51:48,584 --> 00:51:50,834 -[all clamoring] -[gunfire continues] 1060 00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:57,001 Come on, Roger! You got this, Roger! Be a man, you dickhead! 1061 00:51:57,084 --> 00:52:00,209 -[glass shattering] -[gunfire continues] 1062 00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:04,501 Ahh! Ahh! 1063 00:52:06,126 --> 00:52:08,209 [gunfire continues] 1064 00:52:20,959 --> 00:52:21,834 [exclaiming] 1065 00:52:23,876 --> 00:52:25,876 -[whining] -[gunfire continues] 1066 00:52:27,418 --> 00:52:30,626 [both shrieking] 1067 00:52:31,584 --> 00:52:33,834 -[shrieking continues on mic] -God, man! 1068 00:52:35,501 --> 00:52:37,709 -[Parker] Fuck you! -[Rehan] Go on, take her! 1069 00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:39,501 Get the fuck in! Get in the car! 1070 00:52:40,334 --> 00:52:42,751 [epic music continues] 1071 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:44,668 I'm going after her. 1072 00:52:44,751 --> 00:52:47,126 What the fuck? Oh, son of a bitch. 1073 00:52:48,834 --> 00:52:50,418 Everything's fucking cake in here! 1074 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,418 I'm going after her! 1075 00:52:52,501 --> 00:52:55,084 No! You're gonna get yourself killed! Get down! Get down! 1076 00:53:01,251 --> 00:53:03,209 You're really fuckin' getting on my tits! 1077 00:53:03,293 --> 00:53:06,084 -[music building] -[shrieking] 1078 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:09,209 -[music stops] -Shut up! 1079 00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:13,876 Lilly! Lilly, the front! 1080 00:53:13,959 --> 00:53:14,793 Let's go. 1081 00:53:14,876 --> 00:53:17,793 [dramatic music playing] 1082 00:53:21,709 --> 00:53:22,793 Go for the tires. 1083 00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,001 [Rehan] Get me my fucking money! 1084 00:53:26,001 --> 00:53:27,209 Ah, shit. 1085 00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:29,251 I fucking love this job! 1086 00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:31,626 -[loud bang] -[Rehan] Motherfuckers! 1087 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:32,709 [Oldham] Freeze! 1088 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:34,501 [Billy] What? 1089 00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:35,918 Put your guns down. 1090 00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,043 Put 'em down now. 1091 00:53:38,709 --> 00:53:40,543 -They got our daughter. -Don't move! 1092 00:53:40,626 --> 00:53:43,501 [screaming] 1093 00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:52,376 -[Billy] Motherfucker! -[groaning] 1094 00:53:53,418 --> 00:53:56,209 You! You were supposed to protect her! 1095 00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:58,626 This is why people don't trust the federal government. 1096 00:53:58,709 --> 00:54:00,668 This is on you! Hey! Hey! 1097 00:54:00,751 --> 00:54:02,668 Let me in! Hey, let me in! 1098 00:54:03,251 --> 00:54:04,668 No, no, no, no, no! 1099 00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:05,959 Let me in! Let me in! 1100 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:08,584 -Okay, I committed. [grunting] -[engine revving] 1101 00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:14,376 [Owen screaming faintly] 1102 00:54:16,543 --> 00:54:21,001 [Owen screaming loudly] 1103 00:54:22,376 --> 00:54:23,376 What happened? 1104 00:54:24,334 --> 00:54:25,876 [grunting] Ahh! 1105 00:54:26,876 --> 00:54:28,584 -[Billy] Oh, Jesus. -[Owen] Ow! 1106 00:54:28,668 --> 00:54:31,584 [Billy] Come on, get your ass out here. There you go. 1107 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:34,626 Ahh! Why are we stopped? We gotta go after her! 1108 00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:38,001 -I know where that woman lives! -Rehan has houses everywhere. 1109 00:54:38,084 --> 00:54:39,668 We have no idea where she took Parker. 1110 00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:41,709 [Billy] Even if you did, what were you gonna do? 1111 00:54:41,793 --> 00:54:42,959 Sneak into the bushes 1112 00:54:43,043 --> 00:54:45,418 and get chased up a tree by a pack of tiny dogs? 1113 00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:47,543 Parker is in the wind. 1114 00:54:48,168 --> 00:54:50,334 -I'm sorry. -Well, what are we gonna do now? 1115 00:54:50,418 --> 00:54:53,459 The first thing we're gonna do is you're gonna take that fucking wire off. 1116 00:54:53,543 --> 00:54:54,751 [Billy] You little shit bag. 1117 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,584 I knew you were a coward but I didn't take you to be a rat. 1118 00:54:57,668 --> 00:55:00,084 Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna take the fall for you guys! 1119 00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,584 We never asked you to. 1120 00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,793 No! You just framed me! 1121 00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:06,876 You put bank-robbing evidence in the trunk of my car! 1122 00:55:08,168 --> 00:55:09,834 He wouldn't have been convicted of anything! 1123 00:55:09,918 --> 00:55:11,626 It was just enough to tie him up 1124 00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,793 and save Parker from making the biggest mistake of her life. 1125 00:55:15,376 --> 00:55:18,709 [yelling] She just got kidnapped because of you! 1126 00:55:19,834 --> 00:55:23,168 Before you came back in her life, the worst thing that happened to Parker? 1127 00:55:23,668 --> 00:55:26,209 She burned the roof of her mouth on a home-made flatbread. 1128 00:55:26,293 --> 00:55:29,334 I would've blown on it, but I couldn't. I had a cold. 1129 00:55:29,418 --> 00:55:33,376 How could you guys possibly know what she wants? 1130 00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,251 Or needs? You weren't there! 1131 00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:38,168 Because we were trying to fucking protect her, that's why! 1132 00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,668 Rehan used to be our partner. 1133 00:55:39,751 --> 00:55:41,501 She would choose the bank and clean the money. 1134 00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:43,376 And then she started to fuckin' lose it! 1135 00:55:43,459 --> 00:55:46,084 We were afraid she would find out about Parker. 1136 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,793 So on the last job, we just took the money and ran. 1137 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:51,209 I don't give a shit. I don't care what happened, okay? 1138 00:55:51,709 --> 00:55:54,626 -I just care about getting Parker back. -Oh, yeah, you and me both. 1139 00:55:57,126 --> 00:56:01,334 You need five million in two days. So you're gonna rob another bank, right? 1140 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,751 Wouldn't hurt to have a bank manager on the team. 1141 00:56:06,418 --> 00:56:10,543 Someone who knows the bank's weaknesses, which ones have excess cash holdings, 1142 00:56:10,626 --> 00:56:12,543 when and where they move that cash. 1143 00:56:13,084 --> 00:56:15,959 He gets nervous cracking an egg. You think he can rob a bank? 1144 00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:19,584 If it's to save Parker? Fuck yeah, I'll rob a bank! 1145 00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:23,918 [sighs softly] 1146 00:56:24,626 --> 00:56:26,668 We always knew they were criminals. 1147 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:29,126 [whispers] They drink during the day. 1148 00:56:29,209 --> 00:56:33,459 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, and the daughter… is a yoga instructor. 1149 00:56:33,543 --> 00:56:36,376 I'm not saying anything, but, you know, connect the dots. 1150 00:56:36,459 --> 00:56:37,459 [Oldham] Mmm. 1151 00:56:38,418 --> 00:56:40,293 Do you have any idea where they might've gone? 1152 00:56:40,376 --> 00:56:41,376 [Neil] Mmm-mmm. 1153 00:56:41,459 --> 00:56:45,084 Does Owen have any access to a family cabin or anything like that? 1154 00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:47,043 A, um, a vacation home-- 1155 00:56:47,126 --> 00:56:49,418 Vacation home? What, are you kidding me? 1156 00:56:49,918 --> 00:56:51,876 Who do we look like, The Jeffersons? 1157 00:56:52,751 --> 00:56:54,126 [sighs heavily] 1158 00:56:54,834 --> 00:56:57,709 Here's a list of all the banks within a 100-mile radius, 1159 00:56:57,793 --> 00:57:02,084 arranged by on-site cash holdings, from ValueBank all the way up to-- 1160 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:04,543 Atlas Reserve, 20 million dollars. 1161 00:57:04,626 --> 00:57:06,876 -One-stop shopping. -Hmm! Easy. 1162 00:57:06,959 --> 00:57:08,501 [laughing] Yeah, I wish! 1163 00:57:08,584 --> 00:57:09,418 -[Billy] No? -No. 1164 00:57:09,501 --> 00:57:11,126 We can't rob Atlas Reserve. 1165 00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:13,584 Phoebe King has that place on lock. 1166 00:57:13,668 --> 00:57:14,751 Who's Phoebe King? 1167 00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:18,293 I thought you guys were the Ghost Bandits. You don't know who Phoebe King is? 1168 00:57:19,001 --> 00:57:22,209 -She pioneered bandit barriers. -[upbeat music playing] 1169 00:57:22,876 --> 00:57:25,459 [Owen] Every inch of her bank is triple secured. 1170 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:26,876 I'd fuck me. 1171 00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:28,126 And her vault? 1172 00:57:28,209 --> 00:57:31,543 I'm talking biometrics, weight sensitivity, 1173 00:57:31,626 --> 00:57:34,209 not to mention randomized time locks! 1174 00:57:34,293 --> 00:57:35,626 [laughing] Okay? 1175 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:37,584 When did you make this? 1176 00:57:38,084 --> 00:57:40,209 When I walked to the vending machine, got a Diet Squirt. 1177 00:57:40,293 --> 00:57:42,084 Weirdly, I had a lot of it in my pockets. 1178 00:57:42,168 --> 00:57:43,293 So, let me get this straight. 1179 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:45,501 You made a model of a bank we're not gonna rob? 1180 00:57:47,376 --> 00:57:49,584 Oh, wow. There's another one. He made two. 1181 00:57:49,668 --> 00:57:51,668 I made 12. Only two are presentable. 1182 00:57:51,751 --> 00:57:53,418 See, we don't want a Phoebe King. 1183 00:57:53,501 --> 00:57:57,043 What we need is Victory Union, a bank whose manager is lazy. 1184 00:57:57,918 --> 00:57:59,168 A total turd. 1185 00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:03,626 -What we need is a Vince Millen. -[upbeat music continues] 1186 00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:06,626 Vince lost his right testicle because, one time, 1187 00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,918 he sat on his nuts too hard. 1188 00:58:09,001 --> 00:58:10,376 [screaming] 1189 00:58:10,459 --> 00:58:12,876 [Owen] The reason he got hired is 'cause his dad owns the bank. 1190 00:58:12,959 --> 00:58:13,793 [man] Okay. 1191 00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:18,709 [Owen] The most important thing about Vince is that he cuts corners. 1192 00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:20,126 Federal regulations limit 1193 00:58:20,209 --> 00:58:23,251 how much cash a branch can hold for security and insurance purposes. 1194 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,793 When you go over the limit, 1195 00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:27,668 a manager has to arrange for a cash pick-up from the vault. 1196 00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,501 [Vince] Yo, lock up for me. I got paintball. 1197 00:58:30,418 --> 00:58:34,584 Now, the armored truck is supposed to take the cash directly to the repository, 1198 00:58:34,668 --> 00:58:36,709 but Vince hates paperwork. 1199 00:58:38,126 --> 00:58:40,209 So he has the same armored truck 1200 00:58:40,293 --> 00:58:42,918 collect cash from all three branches he manages 1201 00:58:43,001 --> 00:58:45,251 before going to the repository. 1202 00:58:45,334 --> 00:58:49,001 So if we hit that truck after the pickup from the third branch… 1203 00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:51,668 -It's like robbing three banks in one. -[Owen claps] 1204 00:58:51,751 --> 00:58:53,584 -We just need disguises. -[Owen] Yep. 1205 00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:54,751 And I need a gun. 1206 00:58:56,084 --> 00:58:57,918 -What? Oh, my gosh. -Mmm-hmm. 1207 00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,626 Whoa! 1208 00:58:59,709 --> 00:59:00,626 [laughs] 1209 00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:03,876 -It's way lighter than I thought it'd be. -It's a water gun. 1210 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:06,626 -Is it? -Mmm-hmm. 1211 00:59:07,709 --> 00:59:08,959 Do I still look cool? 1212 00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:11,918 Yeah, you look like James Bond. 1213 00:59:12,001 --> 00:59:13,043 Which one? 1214 00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:15,126 -Five. -Oh, that was a good one. 1215 00:59:15,209 --> 00:59:17,376 [expectant music playing] 1216 00:59:46,876 --> 00:59:48,876 [expectant music continues] 1217 01:00:07,793 --> 01:00:10,376 -[gun firing] -[crowd shrieking] 1218 01:00:11,334 --> 01:00:13,001 Everybody on the ground, now! 1219 01:00:13,084 --> 01:00:14,668 -Don't be a hero! -[vault door opens] 1220 01:00:19,543 --> 01:00:21,043 Hey, Donkey! 1221 01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:23,793 [groaning] 1222 01:00:23,876 --> 01:00:26,334 Oh, God! That was really violent! 1223 01:00:26,959 --> 01:00:29,501 How'd you like my accent? Did it sound Irish or Scottish? 1224 01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:32,209 It was supposed to sound Scottish but I think it came out Irish. 1225 01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:33,251 Don't tell Billy. 1226 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:35,293 [Lilly] Focus! We're robbing a bank here. 1227 01:00:35,376 --> 01:00:38,668 And remember, you're in charge. 1228 01:00:38,751 --> 01:00:40,584 [dramatic music playing] 1229 01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:44,251 That's right! I'm in charge, okay? 1230 01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:46,001 So no one try to be a hero. 1231 01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,043 I will cap a motherfucker! 1232 01:00:49,126 --> 01:00:50,959 I will cap your ass! 1233 01:00:51,043 --> 01:00:53,001 [dramatic music continues] 1234 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,043 Everybody, stay down, all right? 1235 01:01:05,126 --> 01:01:07,834 You guys like Shrek? Who's your favorite character? 1236 01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:09,168 Mine's Shrek. 1237 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,084 What are you doing? Don't get up. Do not get up! 1238 01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:16,251 [nervously] Okay, and you did. But stay right there, all right? 1239 01:01:16,334 --> 01:01:20,126 Do not come towards me. Do not come tow-- Don't rush towards me! 1240 01:01:20,209 --> 01:01:22,293 -[Owen shrieking] -[people screaming] 1241 01:01:23,001 --> 01:01:24,793 [suspenseful music playing] 1242 01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,043 Easy breezy. 1243 01:01:27,793 --> 01:01:30,334 -[phone keypad clicking] -[suspenseful music continues] 1244 01:01:32,334 --> 01:01:33,209 Ahh! 1245 01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:37,084 -[man yelling] -[crowd gasps] 1246 01:01:43,209 --> 01:01:44,418 What the fuck? 1247 01:01:47,418 --> 01:01:48,626 Freeze! 1248 01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:51,126 Nice and easy, boy-o. I gotcha. 1249 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,626 [groaning] 1250 01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:57,709 Put the gun down. Put it down. 1251 01:01:57,793 --> 01:01:59,043 That's very good. 1252 01:02:01,376 --> 01:02:03,918 [thrilling music playing] 1253 01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:05,793 [shrieking] 1254 01:02:12,918 --> 01:02:14,668 Lilly! I got this, get the money! 1255 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:16,209 [shrieking] 1256 01:02:24,043 --> 01:02:24,876 [groans] 1257 01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:27,626 [thrilling music continues] 1258 01:02:28,251 --> 01:02:29,251 [shrieking] 1259 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:33,376 [coughs and wheezes] 1260 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:35,459 [Owen grunts] 1261 01:02:37,376 --> 01:02:39,043 [thrilling music continues] 1262 01:02:41,293 --> 01:02:42,793 [Lilly] Billy! 1263 01:02:46,043 --> 01:02:48,001 [tense music playing] 1264 01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:51,626 [Lilly] Come on, kid, where the fuck are you? 1265 01:02:52,126 --> 01:02:53,543 [grunting] 1266 01:02:54,501 --> 01:02:56,834 [man coughing] 1267 01:02:57,751 --> 01:03:00,418 -[coughing continues] -[crowd exclaiming and clapping] 1268 01:03:07,459 --> 01:03:08,793 [Billy] About time, Shrek. 1269 01:03:08,876 --> 01:03:11,751 Sorry, a big guy that looked like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's character 1270 01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:14,834 from Moana had a heart attack, so I had to give him CPR. 1271 01:03:14,918 --> 01:03:16,001 How's your part going? 1272 01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,918 -[Lilly] Three against two. Drop 'em. -[guard] What do we do? 1273 01:03:19,001 --> 01:03:20,668 -I don't know. -You drop 'em. 1274 01:03:26,834 --> 01:03:29,959 Can we hurry up? [yells] Can we hurry this up? 1275 01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:32,543 Okay, all right, just put 'em down. 1276 01:03:33,459 --> 01:03:34,626 Easy down now. 1277 01:03:36,168 --> 01:03:38,126 [water dripping] 1278 01:03:38,209 --> 01:03:39,543 What the fuck? 1279 01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:42,376 -Oh, shit. -[Lilly] Son of a bitch! 1280 01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:45,793 -[Owen shrieking] -[bullets ricocheting] 1281 01:03:45,876 --> 01:03:46,959 Oh! Oh, God! 1282 01:03:47,043 --> 01:03:48,626 [guns firing] 1283 01:03:50,876 --> 01:03:52,209 That boy's a real dumbass. 1284 01:03:52,293 --> 01:03:53,751 [whimpering] 1285 01:03:56,501 --> 01:03:58,959 -[Lilly] Fuck, there goes our getaway. -Okay. 1286 01:04:05,834 --> 01:04:08,209 -[tires screeching] -[guards grunting] 1287 01:04:09,543 --> 01:04:12,084 -[rock music playing] -Get in! 1288 01:04:12,168 --> 01:04:13,709 Go! Go, go, go! 1289 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:16,959 All right, yeah! We're doing this. 1290 01:04:17,043 --> 01:04:18,209 Shut up and drive! 1291 01:04:18,293 --> 01:04:19,709 Okay, yeah, let's go. 1292 01:04:19,793 --> 01:04:21,751 [rock music continues] 1293 01:04:26,043 --> 01:04:28,543 You know, I always wanted to be a school bus driver. 1294 01:04:33,709 --> 01:04:34,709 The money! 1295 01:04:34,793 --> 01:04:36,668 The money, the money! 1296 01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:40,459 Oh, no, no, no. That's not good. 1297 01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:42,959 [Billy] I'm gonna kick your green ass, Shrek! 1298 01:04:43,043 --> 01:04:44,834 [sirens blaring] 1299 01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,668 I thought we defunded the police. 1300 01:04:50,751 --> 01:04:53,751 -[rock music continues] -[sirens blaring] 1301 01:04:58,709 --> 01:05:00,668 [officer on loudspeaker] Pull over now! 1302 01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:05,584 [Owen] I'm sorry! 1303 01:05:05,668 --> 01:05:06,584 Yep, now they're angry. 1304 01:05:07,418 --> 01:05:09,334 -[gun firing] -[bullets ricocheting] 1305 01:05:10,418 --> 01:05:12,043 [shrieking] 1306 01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:14,334 [Owen] Oh, God! 1307 01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,043 He'll be fine, it's fine. 1308 01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:33,709 [Lilly] Where the fuck is he going? 1309 01:05:36,418 --> 01:05:39,709 [rock music continues] 1310 01:05:41,293 --> 01:05:43,418 -[Lilly screaming] -[Owen] Oh, my God! 1311 01:05:48,793 --> 01:05:51,084 Lord forgive us, Mary and Joseph! 1312 01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:03,084 [priest] …to light, as our hearts mourn during this time-- 1313 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:06,168 -[bystanders screaming] -[rock music continues] 1314 01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:10,043 Goal! [chuckles] 1315 01:06:10,126 --> 01:06:11,876 Have you no dignity? 1316 01:06:11,959 --> 01:06:13,584 [rock music continues] 1317 01:06:26,501 --> 01:06:27,918 Ho-ho-ho! 1318 01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:30,459 Pretty sure my great-grandma was buried in here. 1319 01:06:30,543 --> 01:06:32,418 Shut the fuck up! 1320 01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:33,418 [Owen] Okay. 1321 01:06:34,626 --> 01:06:35,876 Oh, shit. 1322 01:06:37,668 --> 01:06:39,334 Why? 1323 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,168 -Oh, shit! -[alarm chiming] 1324 01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:47,626 -[Owen] God. -What the fuck is that? 1325 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:51,293 My Go-Gurts! Snack time. Gotta keep the blood sugar up. 1326 01:06:51,376 --> 01:06:53,293 -[Lilly] Give me that. -You want to pick a flavor? 1327 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:55,501 -[Lilly] Fucking Go-Gurts! -[Billy] Snack time! 1328 01:06:56,626 --> 01:06:58,584 -[officer] Shit! -[exclaiming] 1329 01:07:01,126 --> 01:07:03,126 [rock music fading] 1330 01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:08,751 [Billy] Oh, shit. 1331 01:07:11,334 --> 01:07:12,376 [sighs] 1332 01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:15,251 [Owen] How much did we clear? 1333 01:07:18,543 --> 01:07:19,501 Sixty bucks. 1334 01:07:21,918 --> 01:07:23,126 Sixty bucks. 1335 01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:25,626 Okay, that's a building block. 1336 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:31,459 [upbeat music fading in] 1337 01:07:37,168 --> 01:07:39,043 [upbeat music playing] 1338 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,668 I'm sorry. What the fuck is this? 1339 01:07:45,751 --> 01:07:48,001 You don't know him? This is Babayan. 1340 01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:52,043 He's like the Kanye of the former Soviet Bloc. 1341 01:07:52,126 --> 01:07:53,084 Is the Kanye here? 1342 01:07:53,168 --> 01:07:55,501 Shut the fuck up and dance! 1343 01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,876 Do my parents rob banks? 1344 01:07:59,959 --> 01:08:01,501 Do I have a magical pussy? 1345 01:08:02,168 --> 01:08:03,584 The answer is yes. 1346 01:08:03,668 --> 01:08:07,209 Your parents, they are magnificent bank robbers. 1347 01:08:07,293 --> 01:08:09,876 I mean, when they disappeared, I felt… 1348 01:08:10,709 --> 01:08:11,709 betrayed. 1349 01:08:13,168 --> 01:08:14,334 [Rehan] You try to run? 1350 01:08:15,251 --> 01:08:16,084 Ahh! 1351 01:08:16,168 --> 01:08:17,501 [Rehan] Stupid bitch. 1352 01:08:17,584 --> 01:08:19,001 Now, pay attention. 1353 01:08:19,084 --> 01:08:22,293 Babayan is about to do his grand finale. 1354 01:08:22,376 --> 01:08:25,251 -[upbeat music continues] -[Rehan] Hoorah, Babayan! 1355 01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:27,959 Hoorah, Babayan! 1356 01:08:33,709 --> 01:08:36,001 -[explosion] -[Owen exclaiming] 1357 01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:39,293 I think I left my phone in there. 1358 01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:41,501 Okay, guess Uber's out of the question. 1359 01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:44,209 CPR? 1360 01:08:44,293 --> 01:08:48,043 You stopped to give someone CPR? 1361 01:08:48,126 --> 01:08:51,043 -My training kicked in. -You foolish gobshite! 1362 01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:55,168 Okay, stop it! We have less than 24 hours to get that money. 1363 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:57,001 Oh, forget about the money. 1364 01:08:57,084 --> 01:08:59,751 We need to rescue Parker first, then leave the country. 1365 01:08:59,834 --> 01:09:02,168 We are not running this time. 1366 01:09:02,251 --> 01:09:04,501 Parker made a real life for herself here. 1367 01:09:04,584 --> 01:09:07,793 -It's what's best for her. -No, that's what's best for us. 1368 01:09:11,709 --> 01:09:12,918 I… I have an idea. 1369 01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:17,126 We could rob Atlas Reserve. 1370 01:09:17,209 --> 01:09:20,834 What happened to, "One does not rob Phoebe King?" 1371 01:09:21,793 --> 01:09:24,668 One doesn't, but maybe three does? 1372 01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:27,793 I don't know. I just-- I know a way in. 1373 01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:30,918 I just don't know we could get out once the police show up. 1374 01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,501 Well, maybe we can get a little help there. 1375 01:09:36,501 --> 01:09:38,209 Ghost Bandits on three. 1376 01:09:38,293 --> 01:09:39,126 Three… 1377 01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:43,459 Okay, that was gonna be a cool moment. Hey, guys, wait up! 1378 01:09:43,543 --> 01:09:49,001 Earlier today, a man dressed as the popular animated character Shrek 1379 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:53,668 attempted to rob Victory Union Bank, but he soon discovered that it's not so… 1380 01:09:53,751 --> 01:09:58,168 That's 100% Owen in a Shrek costume. I could recognize his giant ass anywhere. 1381 01:09:58,251 --> 01:10:00,168 -No, it's not. -It's not. 1382 01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,418 Damn, he's going nuts. 1383 01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:03,084 Why is he on TV? 1384 01:10:03,168 --> 01:10:04,668 I'm gonna call him again. 1385 01:10:05,293 --> 01:10:06,209 [phone ringing] 1386 01:10:06,959 --> 01:10:08,584 -Hello? -It's Billy. 1387 01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:09,751 Oh, it's Billy. 1388 01:10:10,459 --> 01:10:11,751 -Okay-- -You listen to me. 1389 01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:14,584 You touch one single hair on my son's back, and I swear to God-- 1390 01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:17,501 Shut up and listen, I'm not gonna touch your son's back hair. 1391 01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,584 But I am gonna use him to rob a bank. 1392 01:10:19,668 --> 01:10:23,209 If you don't want to see him go to prison, we're gonna need getaway drivers. 1393 01:10:23,293 --> 01:10:26,751 Wait, hold on! You want us to be getaway drivers? 1394 01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:29,418 So be at Owen's bank tomorrow, 10:00 a.m. 1395 01:10:29,501 --> 01:10:32,834 -And keep the engine running! -[whispers] Let me talk! Let me talk! 1396 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:36,126 [crying] Mom? Dad? I'm so scared! I'm so scared! Please… 1397 01:10:36,209 --> 01:10:38,001 Please, if you love me at all, 1398 01:10:38,084 --> 01:10:40,834 don't tell Agent Oldham at the FBI anything. 1399 01:10:40,918 --> 01:10:42,668 Honey, I swear. 1400 01:10:42,751 --> 01:10:44,459 We will tell no one! 1401 01:10:44,959 --> 01:10:46,084 No one! 1402 01:10:46,168 --> 01:10:48,043 [intriguing music playing] 1403 01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,793 -What time did they say? -10:00 a.m. 1404 01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:57,376 Why does your clock say 8:00? 1405 01:10:58,168 --> 01:11:01,543 Oh, I took a business trip to Phoenix once, I never changed it back. 1406 01:11:02,543 --> 01:11:04,209 Something's not right here. 1407 01:11:05,251 --> 01:11:07,251 [suspenseful music playing] 1408 01:11:11,209 --> 01:11:13,209 [Owen] Good. Coast is clear. 1409 01:11:13,959 --> 01:11:16,418 Told you they wouldn't be an accessory to a crime. 1410 01:11:16,501 --> 01:11:18,376 Owen, you better take this. 1411 01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:22,459 Whoa, heft. 1412 01:11:22,543 --> 01:11:24,876 That's not tap water. It's lead. 1413 01:11:24,959 --> 01:11:27,251 Do not under any circumstances-- 1414 01:11:27,334 --> 01:11:28,293 Oh, Jesus. 1415 01:11:28,376 --> 01:11:30,251 Do not pull the trigger. 1416 01:11:32,043 --> 01:11:33,043 [exhales heavily] 1417 01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:36,293 All right. Game time. 1418 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:38,834 Await my signal. 1419 01:11:42,459 --> 01:11:45,543 Just think of how many terrible decisions we had to make 1420 01:11:45,626 --> 01:11:47,293 to get to this moment in time, 1421 01:11:47,376 --> 01:11:50,334 with everything riding on this pasty little goober. 1422 01:11:52,334 --> 01:11:53,459 We're so fucked. 1423 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,459 Yeah, well, this pasty little goober 1424 01:11:55,543 --> 01:11:58,501 is about to rob his second bank for our daughter. 1425 01:11:59,043 --> 01:11:59,876 I like him. 1426 01:12:03,251 --> 01:12:05,376 [Owen] I'm sorry, but I don't know what I'm doing. 1427 01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:08,459 My bank got robbed and I didn't do anything to stop it. 1428 01:12:08,543 --> 01:12:11,251 I suck! I suck so bad! 1429 01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:12,709 First off, stop crying. 1430 01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:15,543 Whenever I hear babies cry, I lactate. 1431 01:12:16,584 --> 01:12:17,918 Can't ruin another suit. 1432 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,376 Look, I need your help. 1433 01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:23,376 Can you show me your vault so I can see what a real security system looks like? 1434 01:12:23,459 --> 01:12:26,001 -So you want to see inside my vault? -Yeah. 1435 01:12:26,084 --> 01:12:29,126 Remember when I told you a Butterball turkey could break into your vault? 1436 01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,418 -Yeah, I remember. -Make that sound. 1437 01:12:32,626 --> 01:12:35,168 If I do, would you let me into the vault? 1438 01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:37,334 Do it! [imitates turkey gobbling] Come on! 1439 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,376 -[imitates gobbling] -With your throat. 1440 01:12:40,459 --> 01:12:42,709 -[both gobbling] -Louder. 1441 01:12:42,793 --> 01:12:45,334 -[gobbling loudly] -There you go. 1442 01:12:45,418 --> 01:12:47,459 [gobbling continues muted] 1443 01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:51,334 Let's go. 1444 01:12:51,959 --> 01:12:53,959 [suspenseful music playing] 1445 01:12:57,376 --> 01:12:58,209 [Owen] Wow! 1446 01:12:59,376 --> 01:13:02,084 -Pretty heavy duty. -[Phoebe] Yeah, you like that, huh? 1447 01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:04,126 [giggles] It's a decoy! 1448 01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:07,168 I'm not gonna have a safe this pathetic. What am I, you? 1449 01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:11,751 [mockingly] "I'll just put one big circle on the front and that's what locks it." 1450 01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:12,834 Freak. 1451 01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:16,084 -Don't look. -Okay. 1452 01:13:16,168 --> 01:13:17,459 [keypad beeping] 1453 01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:22,209 The last numbers are irrelevant. That's how I masturbate. 1454 01:13:22,293 --> 01:13:23,959 [keypad beeping] 1455 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:25,709 [snorts] 1456 01:13:27,626 --> 01:13:28,959 That feels good. 1457 01:13:31,043 --> 01:13:34,043 -[lock whirring] -[joyous classical music playing] 1458 01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:43,126 [softly] Phoebe King. 1459 01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:45,251 You know it, bitch. 1460 01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:50,459 Is that… 1461 01:13:50,543 --> 01:13:54,626 Triple-enforced titanium with digital, manual, and combination locks? 1462 01:13:57,293 --> 01:13:58,293 Pussy. 1463 01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,043 Don't tell me when I can take a fuckin' break. 1464 01:14:01,126 --> 01:14:02,876 I take a break when I fuckin' feel like it. 1465 01:14:02,959 --> 01:14:06,251 [laughs] Shit! You know what I mean? I don't care if it ain't-- 1466 01:14:08,126 --> 01:14:11,668 That Owen's parents? The fuck are they doing at the job? 1467 01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,501 Mr. and Mrs. Browning! What's going on with y'all? 1468 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,043 [laughing] How y'all doing? 1469 01:14:16,543 --> 01:14:19,459 Why y'all look like that? Y'all look real stiff and kinda paranoid. 1470 01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:22,501 Real statuesque, like you… you in a wax museum or something. 1471 01:14:22,584 --> 01:14:23,584 [chuckling] 1472 01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:27,084 -Hey, is that a cop in your backseat? -[Oldham] I'm not a cop. 1473 01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:30,543 I'm an agent. And could you please keep your voice down? 1474 01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:32,751 First of all, what's the fuckin' difference, okay? 1475 01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:35,168 You don't run nothing here! This ain't your jurisdiction! 1476 01:14:35,251 --> 01:14:37,543 -[whispers] Tyree! Tyree! Shh! -What? 1477 01:14:37,626 --> 01:14:40,626 Don't tell anybody, but your bank's about to be robbed. 1478 01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:43,584 What do you mean, don't tell nobody? They about to rob the bank again? 1479 01:14:43,668 --> 01:14:45,126 -Shh! -[yelling] What the fuck, man? 1480 01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:48,168 Damn it! Man, I haven't even… I left some shit in the microwave! 1481 01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,209 -Shh! -Fuck! I haven't even taken my lunch yet! 1482 01:14:50,293 --> 01:14:51,459 No, you don't shush me! 1483 01:14:51,543 --> 01:14:53,168 -Fuck this! I'm out. -[Oldham] Ugh! 1484 01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:56,168 -[Tyree yells in distance] Fuck! The fuck… -Why did you say that? 1485 01:14:56,251 --> 01:15:00,084 -I told you not to say anything. -[Tyree faintly] This job fucking sucks! 1486 01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:02,793 [softly] Just like Owen told you not to say anything. 1487 01:15:05,043 --> 01:15:08,251 It's a setup! It's a setup! They're going after a different bank! 1488 01:15:08,334 --> 01:15:11,334 -[Oldham groans] -[thrilling music playing] 1489 01:15:11,418 --> 01:15:14,168 -[grunts] Get out, I'm taking the car. -Not a chance. 1490 01:15:14,251 --> 01:15:17,251 It's taken me years to get this seat exactly the way I like. 1491 01:15:17,334 --> 01:15:18,501 Oh, God! 1492 01:15:20,251 --> 01:15:21,626 God damn it! 1493 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,876 -Where to? -Atlas Reserve! They're desperate. 1494 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:27,626 -[thrilling music stops suddenly] -[Oldham] Come on! Come on! 1495 01:15:30,918 --> 01:15:32,376 Little faster, please? 1496 01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:35,584 -[intriguing music playing] -[keypad beeping] 1497 01:15:36,918 --> 01:15:38,668 And now for the money shot. 1498 01:15:39,459 --> 01:15:42,126 Synchronized manual locks. 1499 01:15:42,626 --> 01:15:45,084 Ah! Ah! Tss! Oh! 1500 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:47,959 Yeah. 1501 01:15:49,084 --> 01:15:50,543 [hooting wildly] 1502 01:15:53,709 --> 01:15:54,751 [car alarm chirps] 1503 01:15:54,834 --> 01:15:57,668 -It's not the most discreet signal. -[chirping continues] 1504 01:15:58,168 --> 01:16:01,293 -[chirping continues] -Jesus, Owen, we got it. 1505 01:16:01,376 --> 01:16:04,209 Shut the fuck up! If this kid makes it out alive, I'm gonna kill him. 1506 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:06,043 -[car alarm wailing] -[Billy] Fuckin' hell! 1507 01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:09,918 Three, two, one, and release. 1508 01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:11,543 [moans] 1509 01:16:15,918 --> 01:16:18,543 [grunting exaggeratedly] 1510 01:16:20,501 --> 01:16:23,793 [grunting exaggeratedly] 1511 01:16:25,084 --> 01:16:29,626 [grunting extremely loudly] 1512 01:16:29,709 --> 01:16:31,251 -[vault door hissing] -Pull. 1513 01:16:32,168 --> 01:16:33,709 [thrilling music playing] 1514 01:16:38,209 --> 01:16:40,418 -[bystanders clamoring] -[guards groaning] 1515 01:16:42,709 --> 01:16:44,043 [Billy] This is a robbery! 1516 01:16:44,126 --> 01:16:46,376 -Everyone on the ground now! -[people screaming] 1517 01:16:47,001 --> 01:16:48,709 What the fuck is that? Oop! 1518 01:16:48,793 --> 01:16:50,293 I'm sorry! I'm a coward! 1519 01:16:50,376 --> 01:16:54,751 I suck at bank managing! I can't believe I pulled it off. 1520 01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:56,834 [Phoebe muted] Owen, you fucking coward! 1521 01:16:56,918 --> 01:16:58,834 [Phoebe gobbling] 1522 01:16:59,334 --> 01:17:01,043 [Phoebe] Great, now I'm lactating. 1523 01:17:01,126 --> 01:17:03,126 [thrilling music continues] 1524 01:17:03,209 --> 01:17:04,668 Yes! Yes! 1525 01:17:04,751 --> 01:17:06,501 -[gun firing] -[people screaming] 1526 01:17:08,168 --> 01:17:10,168 [thrilling music continues] 1527 01:17:15,751 --> 01:17:17,251 -[Lilly yells] -[guard groans] 1528 01:17:17,334 --> 01:17:18,751 [people shrieking] 1529 01:17:20,918 --> 01:17:22,126 I'm coming for you, Parker. 1530 01:17:25,543 --> 01:17:27,543 Nope! That didn't go as planned. 1531 01:17:33,501 --> 01:17:35,668 [thrilling music continues] 1532 01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:37,501 Oh, my God. 1533 01:17:39,876 --> 01:17:40,918 Oh, my God. 1534 01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,043 [shrieking] 1535 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:45,793 -No! No! -[Billy] Come on, sunshine, out you get. 1536 01:17:45,876 --> 01:17:48,834 [dispatch on radio] All units, we received an alarm from Atlas Reserve Bank. 1537 01:17:48,918 --> 01:17:51,459 -Robbery in progress. -I knew it. Let's go, Neil, faster. 1538 01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:54,793 -I drive smart, I don't drive fast. -[angrily] At least do the speed limit! 1539 01:17:54,876 --> 01:17:56,709 Your son's life depends on it! 1540 01:17:56,793 --> 01:17:58,876 -[Margie] Faster! -All right! All right, here goes! 1541 01:17:58,959 --> 01:18:00,334 With your permission? 1542 01:18:00,418 --> 01:18:01,584 [engine revving] 1543 01:18:02,709 --> 01:18:04,918 -[both shrieking] -[tires squealing] 1544 01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:11,543 You're kind of reminding me of Dan Marino right now. 1545 01:18:12,084 --> 01:18:12,918 Dan Marino? 1546 01:18:13,876 --> 01:18:15,668 I met him at an orgy once. 1547 01:18:15,751 --> 01:18:18,668 Ha! You think his arm was big? Whoa! 1548 01:18:18,751 --> 01:18:21,334 I wouldn't know. I was in the car. 1549 01:18:24,209 --> 01:18:27,584 All right, emergency escape latch. Every vault has one. 1550 01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:31,376 [vault door hissing] 1551 01:18:31,459 --> 01:18:33,126 How can Gary never find this? 1552 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:35,209 [tense music playing] 1553 01:18:44,209 --> 01:18:45,668 [siren whoops] 1554 01:18:45,751 --> 01:18:49,459 [on loudspeaker] Hey, cuz, did somebody order a bank robbery getaway driver? 1555 01:18:49,543 --> 01:18:52,459 [imitates siren] Yo! Hey, what up? 1556 01:18:52,543 --> 01:18:54,168 -How'd the robbery go? -Shut up! 1557 01:18:54,251 --> 01:18:57,918 Yo, man, I got morphine in the back if you want to do a little drip-- 1558 01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:00,209 -Let's go, come on! -Yeah, let's go! 1559 01:19:00,293 --> 01:19:02,209 -[yelling] Drive! -Yeah, of course. 1560 01:19:03,543 --> 01:19:06,543 -[bystanders screaming] -[tense music continues] 1561 01:19:08,834 --> 01:19:11,251 -[Oldham yelps] -[intriguing music playing] 1562 01:19:20,126 --> 01:19:22,834 -[parents] Was that them? -Get out! Get in the back, I'm driving! 1563 01:19:22,918 --> 01:19:24,501 You know what? I get sick in the back. 1564 01:19:24,584 --> 01:19:26,334 Margie, would you mind gettin' in the back? 1565 01:19:26,418 --> 01:19:28,668 No! I don't want to get in the back. It smells like eggs. 1566 01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:30,043 [yelling] Come on, let's go! 1567 01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:31,793 -[Neil] All right! -Okay, I'm going. 1568 01:19:31,876 --> 01:19:34,709 -Fine. All right. -[Neil] Here we go. Okay. 1569 01:19:34,793 --> 01:19:37,751 You know what? If you just get out and walk around, it's faster! 1570 01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,459 [Neil] No, no, no! It's easier this way. 1571 01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,251 -No! -[Neil] I'm moving. I'm in too deep. 1572 01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:42,376 I made the commitment. 1573 01:19:42,459 --> 01:19:45,918 Just-- Okay, all units, suspects fleeing northbound on Elm. 1574 01:19:46,001 --> 01:19:47,876 All right, come on, go, go, go! 1575 01:19:48,376 --> 01:19:49,709 [tires squealing] 1576 01:19:49,793 --> 01:19:51,459 [Neil] Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus! 1577 01:19:51,543 --> 01:19:53,793 [rock music playing] 1578 01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:00,376 [Rehan] This is the first time I've seen you look attractive. 1579 01:20:00,459 --> 01:20:04,459 This is the dress that I was going to wear when your father finally came around. 1580 01:20:04,543 --> 01:20:07,418 It's sexy. It's tasteful. 1581 01:20:07,918 --> 01:20:09,876 I look like a meth-head lottery winner 1582 01:20:09,959 --> 01:20:12,751 marrying Machine Gun Kelly at a cruise boat casino. 1583 01:20:12,834 --> 01:20:15,126 I love Machine Gun Kelly. 1584 01:20:15,209 --> 01:20:17,751 He has that skinny dick energy. 1585 01:20:17,834 --> 01:20:18,793 [siren whooping] 1586 01:20:18,876 --> 01:20:21,501 [Owen on loudspeaker] Hey, we got that cash delivery! 1587 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:23,584 Bitches! 1588 01:20:23,668 --> 01:20:27,084 Finally. Interesting choice of vehicle. 1589 01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,793 Don't forget to give me five stars. 1590 01:20:30,876 --> 01:20:31,876 [laughing] 1591 01:20:31,959 --> 01:20:32,834 Uber? 1592 01:20:32,918 --> 01:20:35,959 [tense music playing] 1593 01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:46,543 It's okay. 1594 01:20:47,501 --> 01:20:48,501 [Owen grunts] 1595 01:20:50,293 --> 01:20:53,376 It's all right there. Five million. 1596 01:20:55,834 --> 01:20:57,168 Where are Billy and Lilly? 1597 01:20:57,251 --> 01:20:58,918 They're off distracting the police. 1598 01:21:00,834 --> 01:21:01,918 [siren whooping] 1599 01:21:02,626 --> 01:21:04,876 -[siren continues] -Aw, shit. It's not the volume. Sorry. 1600 01:21:04,959 --> 01:21:07,001 -[siren stops] -Sorry! Just-- Sorry, my bad. 1601 01:21:07,668 --> 01:21:11,751 Parker! What's up? It's RJ. Remember Roy's Teppanyaki? 1602 01:21:11,834 --> 01:21:13,043 -[RJ laughs] -Wow. 1603 01:21:13,668 --> 01:21:16,334 Owen… you did it! 1604 01:21:16,418 --> 01:21:19,168 Bravo! Very well done! 1605 01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:20,918 Well, look. 1606 01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:24,418 My debt is paid, you're free to go. 1607 01:21:24,918 --> 01:21:27,168 I think we should just split this money 50/50, 1608 01:21:27,251 --> 01:21:28,584 as a wedding present. 1609 01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:32,459 I'm joking! I'm going to kill the shit out of both of you. 1610 01:21:32,543 --> 01:21:35,876 Nope! Freeze, all right? Stay right where you are! 1611 01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:36,876 [Rehan laughing] 1612 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:37,959 I got you now! 1613 01:21:38,709 --> 01:21:39,543 Let her go. 1614 01:21:39,626 --> 01:21:42,543 Oh, Owen, you're so sweet! Put that gun down, you man-child. 1615 01:21:42,626 --> 01:21:44,418 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 1616 01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:48,334 Did they give me a fuckin' water gun again? 1617 01:21:48,418 --> 01:21:49,751 [Rehan yelps] 1618 01:21:52,418 --> 01:21:53,709 -[Owen] Oh! -[Parker shrieks] 1619 01:21:53,793 --> 01:21:56,418 -Oh, my God! -Holy fucking shit! 1620 01:21:56,501 --> 01:21:59,709 [RJ muted] Whoa! My cuz is a straight-up murderer! 1621 01:21:59,793 --> 01:22:02,959 Oh! Oh, God! Parker. 1622 01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:05,251 -Owen, are you okay? -Parker, Parker, Parker! Oh, my God. 1623 01:22:05,334 --> 01:22:07,209 -[Parker exclaims] -Parker! Are you okay? 1624 01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:09,001 -[Parker] Yeah. -Are you okay? Oh, my God. 1625 01:22:11,959 --> 01:22:14,126 -Oh, you… -[car approaching] 1626 01:22:18,793 --> 01:22:20,918 -My God, what happened? -[Owen] I don't know. 1627 01:22:21,001 --> 01:22:23,376 I got sweat on my gun so I thought it was a squirt gun. 1628 01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:25,459 -It wasn't. It was a bullet gun. -What? 1629 01:22:25,543 --> 01:22:29,084 What the fuck? You guys are bank robbers? You've been lying to me my entire life? 1630 01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:32,293 We're trying to protect you, baby. That's why we don't see you. 1631 01:22:32,376 --> 01:22:35,043 -We're trying to keep you safe. -And what about Owen, huh? 1632 01:22:35,126 --> 01:22:37,376 You dragged him into it. What if he'd gotten killed? 1633 01:22:37,459 --> 01:22:40,043 You… You couldn't have held him back if you tried. 1634 01:22:40,126 --> 01:22:41,001 Really? 1635 01:22:41,834 --> 01:22:44,584 You're the most important person in the world to me, so… 1636 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:45,751 [Billy clears throat] 1637 01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:51,084 He's a top man, he… he did really well. 1638 01:22:51,168 --> 01:22:52,001 I've… 1639 01:22:53,001 --> 01:22:54,168 I've grown fond of you. 1640 01:22:54,251 --> 01:22:55,376 You did good. 1641 01:22:56,168 --> 01:22:57,168 Here you go. 1642 01:22:58,418 --> 01:23:00,626 Nah, put that hand away. 1643 01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:02,168 -We're family. -What? 1644 01:23:02,251 --> 01:23:04,209 -[Billy squealing] Hey! -[Lilly] Oh! 1645 01:23:04,793 --> 01:23:06,584 -I didn't use tongue. -I did. 1646 01:23:06,668 --> 01:23:08,459 -[sirens wailing] -Uh-oh. Here we go, showtime. 1647 01:23:08,543 --> 01:23:11,001 We dragged every cop in the city here. Go on, skedaddle. 1648 01:23:11,084 --> 01:23:13,251 You don't want to be in jail on your wedding day. 1649 01:23:13,334 --> 01:23:14,751 -Move it. -[Owen] Love you. 1650 01:23:14,834 --> 01:23:16,334 -[RJ] Ow! -[Owen] Let's go! Come on. 1651 01:23:18,918 --> 01:23:20,418 [sirens whooping] 1652 01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:29,418 Billy and Lilly McDermott, I finally caught you! 1653 01:23:30,126 --> 01:23:32,834 [rock music playing] 1654 01:23:44,584 --> 01:23:46,959 [Phoebe grunting exaggeratedly] 1655 01:23:53,418 --> 01:23:55,751 -[rock music fading] -Is the danger over? 1656 01:23:56,334 --> 01:23:57,751 God, you suck. 1657 01:24:00,418 --> 01:24:03,084 -["Levitating" by Dua Lipa playing] -♪ If you wanna run away with me ♪ 1658 01:24:03,168 --> 01:24:05,959 ♪ I know a galaxy And I could take you for a ride… ♪ 1659 01:24:06,876 --> 01:24:08,459 -[Kay] Hurry, Ida! -I'm trying. 1660 01:24:08,543 --> 01:24:09,959 -[Kay] Hurry up! -I'm trying. 1661 01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:13,418 Look, let me tell you somethin', I've been doing bank security for years. 1662 01:24:13,501 --> 01:24:15,543 What people don't realize, it's all about prevention. 1663 01:24:15,626 --> 01:24:17,084 You gotta keep your head on a swivel. 1664 01:24:17,168 --> 01:24:19,168 That's what I do, I see everything in that bank. 1665 01:24:19,251 --> 01:24:22,084 If somebody gonna rob it, that's on me, baby. [laughing] 1666 01:24:22,168 --> 01:24:24,334 But also I gotta get a new job, 'cause I quit. 1667 01:24:24,418 --> 01:24:27,376 -["Levitating" continues playing] -♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading… ♪ 1668 01:24:28,793 --> 01:24:30,418 -[glass shattering] -[guests exclaiming] 1669 01:24:30,501 --> 01:24:31,418 [boy] You got him! 1670 01:24:33,709 --> 01:24:34,918 [gulping] 1671 01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:38,418 -Oh, she's having an allergic reaction! -Is there nickel in this spoon? 1672 01:24:38,501 --> 01:24:41,293 -Oh, dear, I guess one slipped through. -Oh, she'll be all right. 1673 01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:43,084 Don't worry, everybody chill! I got this! 1674 01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:48,668 Yeah! I'm not a hero. I'm just an EMT. 1675 01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:51,959 Oh, shit. This won't help. 1676 01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:53,543 But you're vaccinated! 1677 01:24:53,626 --> 01:24:56,043 -[laughing] I'll be right back. -[Margie] Aunt Linda-- 1678 01:25:01,626 --> 01:25:02,959 Husband. 1679 01:25:03,543 --> 01:25:04,584 Yes, my wife? 1680 01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:06,043 Thank you. 1681 01:25:06,876 --> 01:25:10,918 For everything. This has been… one hell of a week. 1682 01:25:12,418 --> 01:25:13,334 Of course. 1683 01:25:17,168 --> 01:25:18,918 -I love you. 1684 01:25:19,001 --> 01:25:21,543 [Gary on mic] And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1685 01:25:21,626 --> 01:25:24,876 for the first time as a married couple, 1686 01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:29,918 -Owen and Parker Browning! -[both] Whoo! 1687 01:25:30,001 --> 01:25:33,001 -["Levitating" continues playing] -[guests cheering] 1688 01:25:35,084 --> 01:25:36,418 [RJ] Aw, you look so good. 1689 01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:38,709 -[indistinct chatter] -[cheering continues] 1690 01:25:39,959 --> 01:25:41,543 [cheering and music fading] 1691 01:25:43,001 --> 01:25:44,126 What are you doing here? 1692 01:25:44,209 --> 01:25:46,793 You can't let a simple little thing like going to prison 1693 01:25:46,876 --> 01:25:48,959 get in the way of your daughter's wedding, now can you? 1694 01:25:49,043 --> 01:25:50,251 Did you guys break out? 1695 01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:54,751 They get one dance and one slice of cake. 1696 01:25:55,334 --> 01:25:56,501 [Lilly] We made a deal. 1697 01:25:56,584 --> 01:26:00,043 We pled guilty, and then we tracked down an old friend of his. 1698 01:26:00,543 --> 01:26:02,501 -Wait, is that Sheryl? -Oh, yeah. 1699 01:26:02,584 --> 01:26:03,626 Oh! 1700 01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:06,376 -May I? -Of course. 1701 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:10,668 Come on, sugar. Come to Mama. Let's show 'em how to do it. 1702 01:26:10,751 --> 01:26:11,584 Yes, ma'am. 1703 01:26:11,668 --> 01:26:13,001 I'm happy for him. 1704 01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:13,918 Me too. 1705 01:26:14,793 --> 01:26:16,126 -I mean, prison? -Well… 1706 01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:18,584 Okay, but it's nice they could show up. 1707 01:26:18,668 --> 01:26:21,084 ["You've Made Me So Very Happy" by Brenda Holloway playing] 1708 01:26:21,168 --> 01:26:25,501 ♪ But you said try just once more I chose you for the one ♪ 1709 01:26:25,584 --> 01:26:30,084 ♪ And I'm having so much fun You treated me so kind ♪ 1710 01:26:30,168 --> 01:26:32,793 ♪ I'm about to lose my mind ♪ 1711 01:26:32,876 --> 01:26:36,418 -♪ You made me so very happy… ♪ -[all exclaiming] 1712 01:26:37,209 --> 01:26:38,168 [Billy] Hold up. 1713 01:26:39,584 --> 01:26:43,126 Oh, yeah! Everyone's getting pregnant tonight! 1714 01:26:43,209 --> 01:26:45,501 -["777" by Silk Sonic playing] -♪ Blow the dice for me ♪ 1715 01:26:46,293 --> 01:26:49,376 ♪ Put your pretty-ass lips together Blow it real nice for me ♪ 1716 01:26:50,584 --> 01:26:52,251 ♪ Yeah, I'm trying to hit a lick ♪ 1717 01:26:52,334 --> 01:26:54,918 ♪ And slide to the dealership In the morning… ♪ 1718 01:26:55,001 --> 01:26:56,251 [guests exclaiming] 1719 01:26:58,668 --> 01:27:00,876 They robbed our bank the other day. 1720 01:27:00,959 --> 01:27:04,043 Held me at gunpoint. This shit is really fucked up. 1721 01:27:04,543 --> 01:27:06,168 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 1722 01:27:08,626 --> 01:27:11,084 ♪ They can't deal with me I swear to God… ♪ 1723 01:27:14,584 --> 01:27:17,043 {\an8}["All The Small Things" by Blink-182 playing] 1724 01:27:17,126 --> 01:27:20,084 I got this piece especially for you. 1725 01:27:21,126 --> 01:27:23,793 Oh, that's very kind of you, Owen. Thank you. [chuckling] 1726 01:27:23,876 --> 01:27:25,334 [softly] Don't chip a tooth. 1727 01:27:27,043 --> 01:27:27,959 Good lad. 1728 01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:30,209 'Cause there's something inside of it. 1729 01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:32,334 -Yeah, we did get it. We're fine. -Okay. 1730 01:27:32,418 --> 01:27:34,126 -[whispers] It's a paperclip. -[Lilly] Okay. 1731 01:27:34,209 --> 01:27:36,709 -[Owen] I left the key in the Hellcat. -Shut up. 1732 01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:38,918 -I got it. I got it. -Okay. All right, enjoy. 1733 01:27:39,001 --> 01:27:40,126 Have a bite. 1734 01:27:42,876 --> 01:27:45,501 -["All The Small Things" continues] -[Billy] Game on. 1735 01:27:45,584 --> 01:27:47,876 ♪ Surprises let me know she cares ♪ 1736 01:27:48,376 --> 01:27:51,584 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪ 1737 01:27:51,668 --> 01:27:54,876 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪ 1738 01:27:54,959 --> 01:27:56,959 [band vocalizing] 1739 01:28:07,626 --> 01:28:10,876 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪ 1740 01:28:10,959 --> 01:28:14,209 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪ 1741 01:28:14,293 --> 01:28:17,334 ♪ Keep your head still I'll be your thrill ♪ 1742 01:28:17,418 --> 01:28:20,501 ♪ The night will go on My little windmill ♪ 1743 01:28:20,584 --> 01:28:24,043 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪ 1744 01:28:24,126 --> 01:28:27,418 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪ 1745 01:28:27,501 --> 01:28:30,501 ♪ Keep your head still I'll be your thrill ♪ 1746 01:28:30,584 --> 01:28:32,251 ♪ The night will go on ♪ 1747 01:28:32,334 --> 01:28:35,501 ♪ The night will go on My little windmill ♪ 1748 01:28:35,584 --> 01:28:37,584 [song fading] 1749 01:28:40,376 --> 01:28:42,418 ["Congratulations" by Winnetka Bowling League playing] 1750 01:28:42,501 --> 01:28:43,918 ♪ Castle on a steep hill ♪ 1751 01:28:45,918 --> 01:28:48,126 ♪ Tacoma queen from 17 ♪ 1752 01:28:48,209 --> 01:28:51,334 ♪ And she's still Wrestling her good will ♪ 1753 01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:57,501 ♪ Bet on a dream of Siamese cathedrals ♪ 1754 01:28:57,584 --> 01:29:01,251 ♪ Mountains of oxytocin ♪ 1755 01:29:02,209 --> 01:29:05,251 ♪ From that cool kids playground ♪ 1756 01:29:05,334 --> 01:29:08,918 ♪ Fountains to dip her toes in ♪ 1757 01:29:10,543 --> 01:29:13,459 ♪ Congratulations on your good life ♪ 1758 01:29:14,293 --> 01:29:18,084 ♪ Are you elated? Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪ 1759 01:29:18,168 --> 01:29:21,793 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪ 1760 01:29:21,876 --> 01:29:26,126 ♪ You're telling everyone "The weather feels so nice" ♪ 1761 01:29:26,209 --> 01:29:30,001 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪ 1762 01:29:30,084 --> 01:29:33,251 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪ 1763 01:29:33,918 --> 01:29:37,626 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪ 1764 01:29:37,709 --> 01:29:40,793 ♪ We all love you ♪ 1765 01:29:42,626 --> 01:29:44,751 ♪ The capital of envies ♪ 1766 01:29:46,918 --> 01:29:50,084 ♪ The color green, calamity impending ♪ 1767 01:29:50,168 --> 01:29:52,459 ♪ Habitual pretending ♪ 1768 01:29:54,334 --> 01:29:58,084 ♪ Are you serene? Is coming clean still pending? ♪ 1769 01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:02,168 ♪ Mountains of oxytocin ♪ 1770 01:30:03,126 --> 01:30:05,918 ♪ From that cool kids playground ♪ 1771 01:30:06,001 --> 01:30:09,876 ♪ Fountains to dip her toes in ♪ 1772 01:30:11,459 --> 01:30:14,459 ♪ Congratulations on your good life ♪ 1773 01:30:15,293 --> 01:30:19,084 ♪ Are you elated? Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪ 1774 01:30:19,168 --> 01:30:22,126 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪ 1775 01:30:23,001 --> 01:30:26,918 ♪ You're telling everyone "The weather feels so nice" ♪ 1776 01:30:27,418 --> 01:30:30,334 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪ 1777 01:30:31,043 --> 01:30:34,001 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪ 1778 01:30:34,834 --> 01:30:38,126 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪ 1779 01:30:38,709 --> 01:30:41,918 ♪ We all love you ♪ 1780 01:30:48,876 --> 01:30:51,876 ♪ So it's you against the clock now ♪ 1781 01:30:56,501 --> 01:31:01,376 ♪ Are you happy at the top now? Hey, sun down ♪ 1782 01:31:01,459 --> 01:31:04,543 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪ 1783 01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:08,376 ♪ Are you happy at the top now? Hey, sun down ♪ 1784 01:31:09,043 --> 01:31:11,751 ♪ We all love you ♪ 1785 01:31:12,459 --> 01:31:16,168 ♪ Congratulations on your good life Hey, sun down ♪ 1786 01:31:16,251 --> 01:31:20,043 ♪ Are you elated? Are you swimming on thin ice? ♪ 1787 01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:23,293 ♪ Did validation have a high price? ♪ 1788 01:31:24,168 --> 01:31:27,751 ♪ You're telling everyone "The weather feels so nice" ♪ 1789 01:31:28,543 --> 01:31:31,084 ♪ Hey, sun down ♪ 1790 01:31:31,959 --> 01:31:35,126 ♪ Don't come up soon ♪ 1791 01:31:35,209 --> 01:31:37,209 [song fading] 1792 01:31:37,918 --> 01:31:39,918 [dramatic music playing]