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‎《認賊作爸媽》

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‎新娘來了

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‎全身白…

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{\an8}‎樓梯

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{\an8}‎…禮服

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‎跟著我的聲音，在這裡，現在停下來

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‎好，張開眼睛

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{\an8}‎這是立體座位圖，當然有按比例

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‎公仔全都符合婚禮來賓的個性或外表

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‎-寶貝，你好強
‎-喜歡嗎？

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{\an8}‎我喜歡，超愛的

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‎太空超人是誰？

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{\an8}‎妳竟然問這種問題

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‎先看他的屁股，再看我的

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‎-一模一樣吧？
‎-對，我現在看出來了

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‎妳覺得呢？新娘說了算

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‎這是你爸媽吧？

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‎那桌還能塞兩個人嗎？

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{\an8}‎我爸媽剛剛發郵件說要來

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{\an8}‎-真的假的？什麼？
‎-真的

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{\an8}‎天啊！帕克

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{\an8}‎太好了，我總算能見妳爸媽了

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‎好吧

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‎我要跟這個人結婚

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{\an8}‎天啊，實在…妳一定超興奮的

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‎妳高興嗎？不高興，一點都不高興？

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‎-妳有高興嗎？
‎-有，沒有，我…

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‎當然很棒，我只是…

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{\an8}‎我說過，他們可能…

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{\an8}‎可能很難搞

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{\an8}‎好，妳見過我爸媽吧？

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{\an8}‎我選骷髏王和蛇髮女妖

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{\an8}‎是因為沒人做史達林和貞子的公仔

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‎如果我爸媽沒來婚禮，我可能會後悔

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‎沒錯，我們能熬過去的

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{\an8}‎只要太空超人和粉紅金剛戰士聯手

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{\an8}‎什麼都不怕

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{\an8}‎除非千面魔王來攪局

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{\an8}‎妳在炫耀太空超人的冷知識？

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‎答對了

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‎我愛妳

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‎我也愛你

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‎你阿姨琳達對鎳金屬過敏
‎你有用含鎳的餐具嗎？

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‎我不知道，媽

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‎便宜餐具都會鍍鎳好嗎？
‎你不會對餐具小氣吧？

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‎我一定會用高級不含鎳的餐具

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‎-好嗎？
‎-很好

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‎但我打來是要講好消息

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‎帕克的爸媽能來了

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‎喂？我知道你們還在
‎我聽到爸爸用鼻子發出怪聲

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‎抱歉，哪種父母會不參加女兒婚禮？

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‎他們沒有不參加，他們會來

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‎拜託

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‎他們去亞馬遜雨林跟亞諾馬米人同住

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‎要過來談何容易？

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‎難怪帕克會跳脫衣舞

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‎她沒跳脫衣舞，我講幾百遍了

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‎她開一間瑜珈教室，事業有成

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‎我不知道耶

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‎少來，我邀妳上過課

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‎-你要你媽跳鋼管舞？
‎-沒有鋼管

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‎怎麼有鋼管？那是瑜珈教室

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‎-生意一定很好哦
‎-沒錯，但不是你那個意思

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‎-我只是說說
‎-拜託

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‎可以別怪裡怪氣的嗎？這次就好

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‎-怪？
‎-怪？我們哪裡怪？你才怪

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‎你爸跟我最近才聊過這件事

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‎歐文，你變得怪怪的

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‎沒錯

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‎你認識這個脫衣舞女前不會這樣！

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{\an8}‎（陽山聯合銀行）

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‎（保留車位：銀行行長歐文白朗寧）

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‎（銀行行長 歐文白朗寧）

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{\an8}‎（銀行行長 歐文白朗寧）

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{\an8}‎碰

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{\an8}‎我先搞清楚，你沒見過她爸媽？

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‎很正常，我們交往時
‎她爸媽都過著原始生活

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‎幹，這也太怪了

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‎歐文，我不想讓你難過

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‎但你提到帕克時，我們以為你在幻想

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‎我聽了的確會難過

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‎但是你不該難過
‎因為我沒看過你交女友

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‎所以我想：“這女人是假的
‎八成是塑膠假人或充氣娃娃”

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‎結果呢？真的有她

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‎我看到她就想：“妳是活人耶”

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‎這個臭雞巴讓童話故事成真了

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‎我本來不相信你的鬼話

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‎你們真的傷透我的心

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‎我們的意思是，不管你下了什麼藥

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‎才把這女人騙到手，對她爸媽都沒用

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‎妳擔心她爸媽討厭我？

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‎誰比爸爸媽媽更愛我？就是爺爺奶奶

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‎隨便讓我跟一個奶奶吃飯

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‎保證對方愛死我

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‎是尿布，她又來了，喂！

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‎我幹嘛管這個？這是蓋瑞的工作

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‎他人呢？

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‎好，不能再把蓋瑞
‎“意外”鎖進金庫了，我說真的

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‎這是你新設計的保全系統

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‎-真他媽複雜
‎-很正常，因為這是金庫

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‎最新科技，誰都進不去我的寶貝

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‎這個跟金妃比的一樣嗎？

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‎-差不多
‎-金妃比是誰？

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‎金妃比管理全州
‎第一名的亞特拉斯儲備銀行

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‎不是第一名的銀行
‎這種東西沒有官方排名

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‎絕對有，有人還寫專文
‎他們是全州第一名的銀行

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‎那家銀行不錯、正派、乾淨

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‎金妃比在上次大會上嘲笑歐文

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‎她說用火雞肉就能闖入我們的金庫

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‎我記得不是這麼說的

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‎她還說你是沒老二的侏儒，夠狠

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‎我很想忍笑，但是失敗，真他媽好笑

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‎因為我想像你沒老二

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‎只有光滑的表面，完全沒雞雞

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‎沒老二的侏儒，真不專業

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‎真他媽好笑

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‎我很想看火雞怎麼闖入這個金庫

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‎她在樓梯旁留玫瑰花給我

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‎蓋瑞

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‎還好我口袋裡有薄荷糖，不然會餓死

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‎我講過大概50遍

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‎金庫門裡有緊急逃生開關

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‎每個金庫都有

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‎我也一直跟你說

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‎我找不到！

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‎乖乖，蓋瑞

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‎帕克

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‎聽說妳爸媽總算做了好事

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‎要來參加妳的婚禮

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‎很棒吧？

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‎-對啊，謝了，媽
‎-很棒，超棒的

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‎她很久沒見她爸媽了

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‎我知道

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‎-那他們怎麼沒來？
‎-他們住在森林山洞裡

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‎-跟賓拉登一樣？
‎-跟賓拉登一樣，沒錯

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‎-不是…你這樣講就不對了
‎-沒關係

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‎-我懂了
‎-我能再看一下刺青嗎？

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‎改天吧，妳姑姑瑪芝不喜歡，所以…

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‎她說刺青讓脫衣舞小費變多了

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‎-我再說一次，我沒跳脫衣舞
‎-我男朋友要去刺青

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‎-真的？刺什麼？
‎-在下背部刺我的名字

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‎-表哥！
‎-天啊，老弟

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‎喂，別…

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‎你怎麼沒邀我參加單身派對？

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‎-你知道我是急救員吧？
‎-我不…我知道啦

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‎我可以用救護車載你

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‎-開警鈴，在鎮上繞幾圈
‎-真好玩

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‎也許可以讓你心跳停止，體驗陰陽界

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‎可以問一下阿公死的感…

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‎-好，你幹嘛這樣？
‎-別鬧了，好了

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‎-他幹嘛這樣？
‎-那只是謠言，別鬧了

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‎結果被她撞見，她看到時好難過

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‎他真傳奇，打手槍到死

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‎還好我有電話，我可沒事先安排

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‎只是碰巧來電

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‎喂，你們是個人倉庫吧？

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‎謝謝你回電

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‎-又是我，歐文白朗寧
‎-你他媽要幹嘛？

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‎我下禮拜結婚

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‎想在婚禮上播放珍貴照片

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‎問題是我沒有未婚妻家人的照片

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‎據說他們有跟你租個人倉庫

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‎登記的姓應該是麥多摩
‎你有他們的置物櫃嗎？

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‎-天啊！
‎-我燒起來了

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‎急救員！

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‎靠

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‎-好了，不要！
‎-那是醬油！

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‎媽，那個不是水！

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‎妳說有人問起麥多摩的置物櫃就找妳

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‎麥多摩的置物櫃？

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‎對，誰問的？

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‎歐文白朗寧

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‎這些鑽石很爛

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‎幹嘛？

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‎我太傻了，以為那個按鈕

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‎會打開鯊魚池的機關門

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‎機關門？我是叫人上來清理屍體

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‎-什麼屍體？
‎-你啊

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‎鯊魚池

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‎打給水族館！

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‎你爸都會在後車廂多放一件襯衫嗎？

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‎他不是第一次在餐廳著火了

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‎那你表妹為什麼問我

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‎我騎腳踏車時，脖子會不會拍動？

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‎謝謝妳沒生氣

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‎他們真的很不正常

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‎天啊，現在你真的得見我家人了

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‎-妳擔心他們討厭我？
‎-不會啊，你呢？

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‎不會

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‎討厭你就好像討厭水果奶奶

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‎恐怖的虎…姑…婆

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‎-他們什麼時候要來？
‎-婚禮前一天晚上

193
00:11:05,418 --> 00:11:08,084
‎那我的時間就夠了

194
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,793
‎是嗎？夠什麼？

195
00:11:12,168 --> 00:11:13,918
‎我已經有特別計畫了

196
00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:16,459
‎喔？是嗎？

197
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:17,376
‎我喜歡

198
00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:23,334
‎妳嚇到我了

199
00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:26,126
‎好，來妳最喜歡的那招吧

200
00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,334
‎-是嗎？
‎-是啊

201
00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:38,001
{\an8}‎（手作樂無窮）

202
00:11:38,709 --> 00:11:41,084
‎哇，有人去手工藝材料行血拼

203
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,501
‎只是幫帕克的爸媽做點“禮禮”

204
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:46,001
‎你可以不要講“禮禮”嗎？

205
00:11:46,084 --> 00:11:49,126
‎你就承認愛做手工藝吧，你是手作叔

206
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,418
‎我覺得有嗜好的男人很性感

207
00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,751
‎-瑪莉娑，謝謝
‎-只要不是這種娘泡嗜好

208
00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:59,168
‎媽的閉嘴，蓋瑞，吵死了

209
00:12:00,501 --> 00:12:03,209
‎謝謝你去買，我很怕買東西

210
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,251
‎沒問題

211
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:10,084
‎我買了妳愛的豆腐
‎我知道妳喜歡超硬的豆腐

212
00:12:10,168 --> 00:12:13,001
‎我喜歡的豆腐跟我喜歡的男人一樣

213
00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,376
‎要很硬

214
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:15,668
‎好吧

215
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:20,626
‎講這些讓我覺得今晚可能要“炒飯”

216
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:21,543
‎對啊

217
00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:25,543
‎我要把你扭成麻花，把你榨成人乾

218
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:31,876
‎好，我要勇於嘗試，那我開始拉筋囉

219
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,709
‎好，寶貝，愛你喔

220
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,376
‎我也愛妳

221
00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,459
‎好

222
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:44,126
‎美麗的帕克

223
00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,918
‎時間到了

224
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:51,918
‎我們要“炒飯”到黎明

225
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:53,543
‎我發誓

226
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,876
‎我關心

227
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,584
‎泡菜洋芋片

228
00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:03,334
‎麗滋盒裝餅乾

229
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:08,793
‎因為我們今晚要炒…

230
00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:09,751
‎嗨，歐文

231
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,293
‎想都別想

232
00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,959
‎-靠，厲害
‎-靠

233
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,793
‎-孩子，我真的很抱歉
‎-歐文，你還好吧？

234
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:20,043
‎她去上防身術的課，看來很值得

235
00:13:20,126 --> 00:13:21,168
‎拜託別殺我

236
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:24,334
‎-把這個兔崽子拉起來
‎-好，拉起來

237
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:28,293
‎好了，我們不會殺你
‎我們是帕克的爸媽

238
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,084
‎-喔！好
‎-對啊

239
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,626
‎好

240
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:37,168
‎麥多摩伯父，麥多摩伯母，我要表…

241
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,709
‎拜託，過來

242
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:47,001
‎我們就別客套了好嗎？
‎叫“麥多摩伯父”多見外

243
00:13:47,084 --> 00:13:47,918
‎叫我比利

244
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,418
‎好，比利

245
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:56,751
‎你一定是帕克的爸
‎因為你們親親的招式完全一樣

246
00:13:58,209 --> 00:13:59,584
‎-我是莉莉
‎-莉莉

247
00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:01,251
‎謝了，這樣就好

248
00:14:01,334 --> 00:14:02,376
‎-好
‎-媽？

249
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,459
‎-你看誰來了
‎-寶貝！

250
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,251
‎-爸？什麼？
‎-天啊

251
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:09,126
‎你們來了，你們怎麼會來？

252
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:12,584
‎飛機早到，其實你剛才在唱

253
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,876
‎怎麼跟我女兒炒飯的歌

254
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,418
‎-你…真的嗎？
‎-有

255
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:20,543
‎那只是我私下唱的小曲兒

256
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:23,251
‎不知道我未來的岳父岳母會聽到

257
00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:26,543
‎-你們怎麼進來的？
‎-門沒鎖

258
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:29,376
‎那就怪了，我從來沒忘記鎖門

259
00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,251
‎你說我老婆騙人？

260
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,001
‎你說我老婆騙人？是嗎？

261
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,209
‎我才剛到，你就說她騙人？

262
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,084
‎你要我打你一拳…

263
00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:47,626
‎你在開玩笑，只是說笑的

264
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:51,168
‎只是說笑的，好

265
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:55,043
‎你們喜歡這個“禮禮”嗎？

266
00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:56,918
‎我不是穿上了嗎？

267
00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:02,501
‎要說我們的愛情史嗎？
‎我們認識的過程超甜蜜

268
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,084
‎你們一定會喜歡

269
00:15:04,168 --> 00:15:08,376
‎你們要了解一件事
‎我家族的人都有髖關節問題

270
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:11,626
‎當然，預防勝於治療，我去找醫生

271
00:15:11,709 --> 00:15:13,251
‎她說：“練過瑜珈嗎？”

272
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,959
‎我拿了折價券，參加第一堂瑜珈課…

273
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,209
‎是我的課，我是老師

274
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,459
‎-很巧吧？對吧？
‎-好誇張

275
00:15:23,876 --> 00:15:25,001
‎太奇妙了

276
00:15:25,084 --> 00:15:29,084
‎我課上到一半，發現歐文在做嬰兒式

277
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,876
‎對，好，注意看

278
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,834
‎好，我在做嬰兒式

279
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:35,293
‎結果在做嬰兒式時昏倒

280
00:15:35,376 --> 00:15:37,251
‎可是沒人發現，你們看

281
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:40,543
‎看清楚，我昏了，誰都看不出來

282
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:41,793
‎-對吧？
‎-對啊

283
00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,043
‎然後大家都走了，下課了

284
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:47,334
‎結果歐文還在做嬰兒式

285
00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:48,584
‎我就想

286
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:52,126
‎“幹，這傢伙死了、蹺辮子、葛屁了”

287
00:15:53,084 --> 00:15:54,584
‎-但我沒死
‎-沒有

288
00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:57,376
‎然後帕克把我扳直，結果我醒來

289
00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:59,584
‎一抬頭就看到她美麗的開朗笑容

290
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:04,043
‎我心想：“我要跟這個女人共度餘生”

291
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:05,793
‎結果你對了

292
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:06,834
‎沒錯

293
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:10,918
‎-然後你約她出去
‎-其實沒有

294
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:14,293
‎我上她一年半的課，最後她主動約我

295
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:21,168
‎哈密瓜…

296
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,876
‎哈密瓜…

297
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:28,501
‎我找不到人幫我代課，所以只好取消

298
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:30,543
‎免得我爸媽出事

299
00:16:30,626 --> 00:16:32,209
‎我不希望妳工作出問題

300
00:16:32,709 --> 00:16:36,251
‎我累積178天病假，所以直接請假了

301
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:40,418
‎-重點不是…寶貝…
‎-我懂，別擔心

302
00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:42,543
‎別擔心，我懂

303
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,751
‎-早安，準女婿
‎-嗨

304
00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:47,293
‎-早安
‎-看到妳真好，早安

305
00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,709
‎我今天得工作

306
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:52,751
‎不過歐文在銀行上班以來頭一次請假

307
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:54,001
‎要帶你們逛逛

308
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,043
‎-對吧，寶貝？
‎-真刺激…

309
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:04,834
‎我不喜歡有人碰我屁股
‎結果她覺得這樣很爆笑

310
00:17:04,918 --> 00:17:08,001
‎-沒錯
‎-嚇到我了，我那邊很敏感

311
00:17:08,084 --> 00:17:10,334
‎-好，今晚見
‎-好，再見

312
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:12,918
‎你們乖一點喔，對他好一點

313
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,793
‎-女兒再見
‎-他很在乎我

314
00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:16,584
‎-乖一點
‎-我們會的，愛妳喔

315
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,043
‎-拜拜，愛妳喔
‎-拜拜

316
00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:23,626
‎-好，想喝酒嗎？好
‎-挺好喝的

317
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,584
‎希望你們餓了

318
00:17:25,668 --> 00:17:26,834
‎因為我有…

319
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:32,293
‎菠菜焗蛋，還有烤…

320
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:34,751
‎童子拜觀音

321
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,168
‎好，早餐聊夠了

322
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:42,709
‎希望你們想開心一下，因為我買了

323
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:46,418
‎南美陶器展的門票

324
00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:48,709
‎為什麼？

325
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:53,751
‎因為你們跟亞馬遜雨林的
‎亞諾馬米部落一起生活…

326
00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:54,709
‎對喔

327
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,376
‎…一定知道他們的陶器很精緻

328
00:17:57,459 --> 00:18:01,293
‎我們住在那個部落多年，對陶器無感

329
00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:04,959
‎好，那我們去下一場冒險

330
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,834
‎納粹大屠殺博物館

331
00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:12,918
‎說真的，我去過…他們的美食街很棒

332
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:20,043
‎好，你們對陶器沒興趣
‎對納粹大屠殺教育也沒興趣

333
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:23,043
‎好吧，那你們要做什麼？

334
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,751
‎拉降落傘！

335
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:34,168
‎除非你說服我
‎為什麼要答應你娶我女兒！

336
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,043
‎天啊！

337
00:18:36,126 --> 00:18:38,751
‎她是我最好的朋友，而且我愛她！

338
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,626
‎天啊！

339
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,876
‎-我幫人照顧狗，還會給兩成小費！
‎-還不夠！

340
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,251
‎我再也不跟她炒飯了

341
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,418
‎繼續說！

342
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:49,876
‎我要拉降落傘！

343
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,376
‎那是我的屌，你白痴啊！

344
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:06,543
‎我想選史瑞克這個角色

345
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:10,709
‎因為我最喜歡牠
‎但是我對這個月亮特別有感

346
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:13,168
‎好，這個看起來很…

347
00:19:15,418 --> 00:19:16,376
‎搞…

348
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,584
‎走吧，喔

349
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,209
‎你們相信我去刺青嗎？

350
00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:37,459
‎我現在是誰啦我？這是月亮的刺青

351
00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:40,668
‎我像荒野一匹狼

352
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,293
‎比利，再幫我們拿酒吧

353
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:44,918
‎我今天還不夠醉

354
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:46,543
‎這樣也好，莉莉

355
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,834
‎我跟你去，走吧

356
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,834
‎歐文，小心鞋子

357
00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,584
‎我錯了，老爹

358
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,501
‎好，這次你也有一點錯

359
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:02,543
‎因為你轉身不夠快，沒關係

360
00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:03,584
‎-坐下
‎-好

361
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,584
‎-不准動
‎-好

362
00:20:13,334 --> 00:20:14,918
‎-我馬上回來
‎-不行

363
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:17,876
‎我去，妳陪他好嗎？

364
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,793
‎天啊，他超酷的耶

365
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,876
‎妳能跟他炒飯真是有福氣

366
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,959
‎-真的？
‎-而且他身上好香

367
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,001
‎帶著…

368
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,126
‎檀香和危險的味道

369
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:35,126
‎-其實是一種古龍水
‎-是嗎？

370
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:40,876
‎大個子，你好

371
00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:50,501
‎好久不見，比利，你看起來真帥

372
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,293
‎妳說了算

373
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:56,043
‎銀行行長到底都在做什麼？

374
00:20:56,126 --> 00:21:00,709
‎銀行行長什麼都做，我管理所有員工

375
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,876
‎而且我們有12個員工

376
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,043
‎真的喔？

377
00:21:05,126 --> 00:21:07,584
‎還要處理整間銀行的保全工作

378
00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:10,918
‎-妳怎麼找到我們的？
‎-那邊的小孬孬

379
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:14,084
‎他打電話到個人倉庫

380
00:21:14,168 --> 00:21:16,459
‎-是喔？
‎-是新同事嗎？

381
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,918
‎不對，只是家人的朋友

382
00:21:19,959 --> 00:21:23,501
‎他是白痴，什麼都不知道

383
00:21:24,876 --> 00:21:26,709
‎看起來就他媽白痴

384
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:29,168
‎-對啊
‎-比利！

385
00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:30,501
‎他超猛的！

386
00:21:43,126 --> 00:21:44,043
‎有夠噁

387
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:52,751
‎天啊，你在這裡
‎你全身都是我繼父車子的味道

388
00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:54,793
‎你跟岳父岳母處得如何？

389
00:21:54,876 --> 00:21:58,584
‎普通慘，還是宇宙無敵慘？

390
00:21:59,543 --> 00:22:00,751
‎我太開心了

391
00:22:00,834 --> 00:22:03,293
‎我從來沒碰過這種人

392
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:05,251
‎我們去跳傘

393
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:06,751
‎還喝到茫

394
00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,251
‎我有跳一點舞

395
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,251
‎總算有高中時跟A咖在一起的感覺

396
00:22:11,334 --> 00:22:16,001
‎就像我會玩滑板，或者我會破壞公物

397
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,043
‎我不會破壞公物，但是心很癢

398
00:22:19,626 --> 00:22:22,459
‎很好玩，差點就玩過頭

399
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:26,793
‎我們只好祈求銀行之神
‎希望平安度過這一天

400
00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:29,459
‎所有人馬上趴到地上！

401
00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:34,709
‎趴下去，快點動作！

402
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:39,668
‎快去

403
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,834
‎妳給我快點

404
00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:46,334
‎趴下

405
00:22:58,876 --> 00:22:59,918
‎兩分鐘

406
00:23:00,418 --> 00:23:04,626
‎這樣吧，我會完全配合你們

407
00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:06,793
‎所以我得坦白說

408
00:23:07,293 --> 00:23:10,793
‎這是最先進的保全系統，無法破解

409
00:23:10,876 --> 00:23:13,793
‎你們絕對無法在兩分鐘內突…

410
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:16,459
‎你也太會猜密碼了

411
00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:17,459
‎實在是…

412
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:22,543
‎你知道要用指紋？

413
00:23:22,626 --> 00:23:25,084
‎可是就到此為止了，因為…

414
00:23:25,168 --> 00:23:26,751
‎閉嘴，唸出來

415
00:23:28,418 --> 00:23:29,501
‎你怎麼…

416
00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:31,293
‎唸出來

417
00:23:34,168 --> 00:23:36,084
‎她在樓梯旁留玫瑰花給我

418
00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:42,209
‎你他媽別耍我

419
00:23:43,293 --> 00:23:47,501
‎她在樓梯旁留玫瑰花給我

420
00:23:48,001 --> 00:23:50,543
‎“這種驚喜讓我知道她愛我”

421
00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,334
‎30秒

422
00:23:55,918 --> 00:23:57,751
‎-謝謝你放我出來
‎-不客氣

423
00:23:59,084 --> 00:23:59,918
‎進去

424
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:03,709
‎-好
‎-裝滿

425
00:24:07,334 --> 00:24:10,376
‎要小額鈔票嗎？方便給小費

426
00:24:10,459 --> 00:24:12,084
‎媽的閉嘴

427
00:24:17,084 --> 00:24:19,876
‎檀香和危險的味道

428
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,126
‎動作快點

429
00:24:27,251 --> 00:24:29,293
‎別再對我傻笑了

430
00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:31,084
‎夠了

431
00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:33,043
‎時間到

432
00:24:33,626 --> 00:24:37,543
‎現在懸崖勒馬還來得及

433
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:46,918
‎對不起

434
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:59,709
‎謝謝各位合作，尤其是你，歐文

435
00:25:00,293 --> 00:25:01,459
‎你

436
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:11,376
‎他們有最強的防彈衣，還戴面罩

437
00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:14,084
‎我都沒看過，而且我見過很多好貨

438
00:25:14,168 --> 00:25:17,293
‎我受過訓，所以看到歹徒進來就知道

439
00:25:17,376 --> 00:25:20,251
‎我本來想阻止搶案，可是滑倒

440
00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:23,418
‎這一點可以不要寫嗎？

441
00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:27,001
‎我沒看到也不知道，我不跟警察講話

442
00:25:27,084 --> 00:25:29,668
‎我講過幾百遍，我找不到開關

443
00:25:29,751 --> 00:25:31,043
‎你負責保全系統？

444
00:25:31,126 --> 00:25:32,543
‎我就是老闆

445
00:25:32,626 --> 00:25:34,668
‎天底下最好的工作

446
00:25:34,751 --> 00:25:36,126
‎你真可愛

447
00:25:36,209 --> 00:25:39,793
‎前半段是數字密碼，我小時候的電話

448
00:25:39,876 --> 00:25:42,959
‎-很棒，當然的
‎-4028966860，很簡單

449
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,501
‎…玫瑰花給我

450
00:25:46,584 --> 00:25:49,459
‎主唱有點鼻音
‎模仿英國人，但他們不是

451
00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:50,668
‎他們是聖地牙哥人

452
00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,959
‎歐文？天啊，怎…

453
00:25:53,834 --> 00:25:54,918
‎你還好吧？

454
00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,709
‎-我們一聽到就趕過來了
‎-“我們”？

455
00:26:20,918 --> 00:26:23,626
‎我是聯邦調查局特別探員羅傑老漢

456
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,168
‎你對銀行搶匪知道多少？

457
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:31,334
‎可以形容他們的長相嗎？什麼都可以

458
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,168
‎沒辦法，他們都戴面罩

459
00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:39,626
‎你聽過“幽靈大盜”這個名號嗎？

460
00:26:40,418 --> 00:26:41,501
‎有啊，我是銀行行長

461
00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:44,001
‎他們是美國史上最有名的銀行搶匪

462
00:26:44,084 --> 00:26:45,543
‎搶過100多家銀行

463
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:47,251
‎在各州逃竄

464
00:26:47,334 --> 00:26:49,793
‎有時會一次消失個好幾年

465
00:26:49,876 --> 00:26:50,793
‎你覺得…

466
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:56,584
‎你覺得搶這家銀行的…是幽靈大盜？

467
00:26:57,709 --> 00:27:02,168
‎我的直覺認為就是他們

468
00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:06,834
‎只有一件讓我非常困擾的事

469
00:27:08,876 --> 00:27:14,084
‎他們怎麼進入你的金庫？

470
00:27:19,043 --> 00:27:21,043
‎歐文，沒關係

471
00:27:21,126 --> 00:27:23,251
‎-已經結束了
‎-深呼吸

472
00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:24,959
‎好了，用鼻子呼吸

473
00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:26,293
‎-借你
‎-擤出來

474
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,501
‎-快擤
‎-用力擤出來，好乖

475
00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:30,959
‎天啊

476
00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:43,126
‎這樣吧，我們要走了，你也問夠了

477
00:27:43,209 --> 00:27:45,084
‎-你夠可憐了
‎-他很情緒化

478
00:27:46,418 --> 00:27:47,459
‎非常好，歐文

479
00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:56,876
‎如果你想起什麼
‎隨時都能打最上面的號碼

480
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,043
‎下面的號碼…

481
00:27:58,126 --> 00:27:59,334
‎（特別探員 羅傑老漢）

482
00:27:59,418 --> 00:28:00,793
‎千萬別打

483
00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:27,793
‎如果有人去前座會不會比較舒服？

484
00:28:28,293 --> 00:28:29,168
‎不會

485
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,126
‎我們來挺你的

486
00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:33,126
‎對啊

487
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:37,543
‎來吧

488
00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:42,418
‎就這輛

489
00:28:42,501 --> 00:28:43,709
‎這是誰的車？

490
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:46,668
‎你的，歐文，這是你的車

491
00:28:46,751 --> 00:28:50,043
‎很棒吧？我爸媽沒問過我們就送車

492
00:28:50,126 --> 00:28:51,668
‎只是小小的結婚禮物

493
00:28:51,751 --> 00:28:55,459
‎我們覺得你開那輛爛車太委屈了

494
00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:59,959
‎你們整天都在做這種事？買改裝車？

495
00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:03,126
‎這輛車一看就是屬於你的車

496
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:05,709
‎-你不覺得嗎？
‎-對啊，一看就很適合你

497
00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:10,001
‎我喜歡，太棒了！

498
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:13,168
‎我喜歡，謝謝，好想趕快開

499
00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,501
‎要現在兜風嗎？

500
00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,084
‎不要

501
00:29:19,918 --> 00:29:23,584
‎我有八成五把握是他們，得告訴帕克

502
00:29:23,668 --> 00:29:27,209
‎如果你誣告未婚妻的父母搶銀行

503
00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:28,668
‎這段感情就完了

504
00:29:28,751 --> 00:29:31,418
‎難道要我假裝沒這回事？

505
00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:36,043
‎沒錯，我告訴你
‎我這輩子八成時間都假裝沒事

506
00:29:36,126 --> 00:29:39,251
‎三個禮拜前，我手賤把麥片灑到床上

507
00:29:39,334 --> 00:29:41,126
‎我還是什麼都沒說

508
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:44,668
‎而且你不是把金庫密碼告訴他們？

509
00:29:44,751 --> 00:29:47,501
‎對，但我那時喝醉了，想跟他們炫耀

510
00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:51,293
‎對，所以如果他們有搶銀行

511
00:29:52,293 --> 00:29:53,418
‎你就是共犯

512
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:55,209
‎我才不是

513
00:29:57,793 --> 00:30:00,834
‎-你他媽的把密碼告訴他們！
‎-‎你說我是從犯？

514
00:30:00,918 --> 00:30:03,668
‎你不是從犯，你是他媽的主謀

515
00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:06,834
‎你是黑道老大，我能說實話嗎？

516
00:30:06,918 --> 00:30:08,209
‎我也有偷銀行的東西

517
00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:11,209
‎沒錯，我七年沒買過衛生紙

518
00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:13,501
‎-是你？
‎-對

519
00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:18,334
‎無論男廁還是女廁，這才叫執行力

520
00:30:18,418 --> 00:30:20,543
‎我不管衛生紙

521
00:30:20,626 --> 00:30:23,084
‎-好，再見，謝謝
‎-是誰啊？

522
00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:27,668
‎蛋糕店，他們剛剛打電話

523
00:30:27,751 --> 00:30:32,501
‎說他們出了大事，沒辦法做蛋糕

524
00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:34,251
‎什麼？你是說真的？

525
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,709
‎-對啊
‎-怎麼了？

526
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,459
‎-蛋糕師傅死了
‎-天啊

527
00:30:38,543 --> 00:30:40,876
‎-怎麼會？
‎-被馬踢到胸口

528
00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,168
‎-天啊
‎-對啊

529
00:30:42,251 --> 00:30:44,168
‎心臟被馬踢爆了

530
00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:45,626
‎-天啊
‎-我知道

531
00:30:45,709 --> 00:30:48,543
‎別難過

532
00:30:48,626 --> 00:30:51,709
‎沒關係，因為那個師傅有種族歧視

533
00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:55,668
‎-有種族歧視的壞人
‎-這種人還有好的嗎？

534
00:30:55,751 --> 00:30:58,584
‎我奶奶，所以…有什麼事？

535
00:30:59,084 --> 00:31:02,376
‎我只是要跟你說我爸媽做了咖哩餃

536
00:31:03,834 --> 00:31:06,543
‎真有意思，咖哩餃，我喜歡

537
00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:09,626
‎-好，我下去找你們
‎-不用急

538
00:31:09,709 --> 00:31:11,251
‎-好嗎？
‎-沒關係啦

539
00:31:11,334 --> 00:31:14,043
‎-沒關係，我們再訂新蛋糕就好
‎-好

540
00:31:14,543 --> 00:31:16,001
‎這次不找有種族歧視的

541
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:18,793
‎我愛妳

542
00:31:23,043 --> 00:31:26,168
‎喂，我要取消蛋糕訂單

543
00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:29,668
‎對，我未婚妻被馬踢到頭

544
00:31:39,543 --> 00:31:42,084
‎歐文，你怎麼緊張成這樣？

545
00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:46,209
‎我知道這句話可能很扯

546
00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:48,501
‎但我覺得帕克的爸媽

547
00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:51,251
‎可能是歹徒

548
00:31:51,334 --> 00:31:53,584
‎-對啊
‎-他們當然是歹徒

549
00:31:53,668 --> 00:31:55,959
‎-不然怎麼不來女兒的婚禮？
‎-對啊

550
00:31:56,043 --> 00:31:58,584
‎他們要來參加婚禮，好嗎？

551
00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,168
‎他們真的要來了，我們…

552
00:32:03,293 --> 00:32:04,126
‎好

553
00:32:05,126 --> 00:32:07,834
‎我覺得就是他們搶我的銀行

554
00:32:07,918 --> 00:32:10,168
‎-不會吧？你怎麼知道？
‎-我不知道

555
00:32:10,251 --> 00:32:13,501
‎但是除非確定
‎否則我不能搞亂帕克的生活

556
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:14,709
‎所以我要請你們幫忙

557
00:32:14,793 --> 00:32:17,001
‎他們來了，你們正常發揮吧

558
00:32:17,084 --> 00:32:17,959
‎發揮什麼？

559
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:21,251
‎你們不是老愛問很隱私的問題嗎？

560
00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:24,251
‎好了，大家好！

561
00:32:24,334 --> 00:32:25,459
‎嗨

562
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:27,918
‎寶貝，你真的可以？

563
00:32:28,001 --> 00:32:29,751
‎-安啦，妳呢？
‎-我吃了大麻糖

564
00:32:29,834 --> 00:32:33,834
‎聰明，比利和莉莉
‎他們是我爸媽尼爾和瑪芝

565
00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:35,959
‎-幸會，尼爾
‎-幸會

566
00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:38,959
‎-你長得真好看
‎-謝謝

567
00:32:39,043 --> 00:32:42,043
‎我不是在誇你，我覺得你帥過頭了

568
00:32:53,126 --> 00:32:54,793
‎妳好

569
00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:55,918
‎-妳好
‎-嗨

570
00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:03,001
‎說到好看，妳的肌膚真是零缺點

571
00:33:03,084 --> 00:33:04,668
‎妳都用什麼？

572
00:33:04,751 --> 00:33:05,584
‎香皂

573
00:33:06,834 --> 00:33:09,543
‎-也許我們該來杯雞尾酒
‎-好，雞尾酒

574
00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:11,126
‎現在白天耶

575
00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:15,334
‎好，我們有訂位，請就座

576
00:33:15,418 --> 00:33:16,751
‎保證盡興

577
00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:21,876
‎然後我說：“我們不需要小船”

578
00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:26,334
‎莉莉把那個矮冬瓜推下船
‎我們開始在大運河划起船來

579
00:33:29,876 --> 00:33:32,709
‎比利，莉莉，容我問個問題

580
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:33,793
‎請說

581
00:33:33,876 --> 00:33:35,793
‎你們犯過重罪嗎？

582
00:33:36,376 --> 00:33:39,418
‎-不行…我們都要成親家了…
‎-不行

583
00:33:39,501 --> 00:33:41,626
‎…必須知道他們是不是壞人…

584
00:33:42,126 --> 00:33:44,501
‎-不要啦
‎-給我，你們是壞人嗎？

585
00:33:44,584 --> 00:33:46,293
‎我爸媽不是壞人

586
00:33:46,376 --> 00:33:47,918
‎沒關係，寶貝

587
00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:52,001
‎我們的生活形態
‎對他們而言有點驚世駭俗

588
00:33:52,084 --> 00:33:56,293
‎對，他們跟糯米人住在叢林裡

589
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:57,376
‎講錯了

590
00:33:57,459 --> 00:33:58,876
‎-不然咧？
‎-亞諾馬米部落

591
00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,209
‎我講成什麼？

592
00:34:00,293 --> 00:34:03,334
‎你講成糯米，包粽子用的

593
00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,668
‎他們是很“瓦希里多地哈佩荷提”的人

594
00:34:06,751 --> 00:34:08,084
‎你說什麼？

595
00:34:08,168 --> 00:34:11,001
‎亞諾馬米的常用語，你們一定聽過

596
00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:14,751
‎-寶貝，你在做什麼？
‎-沒事，只是在找話題

597
00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:19,668
‎我如果不了解你，會以為你在考我們

598
00:34:19,751 --> 00:34:22,918
‎不是，你們跟亞諾馬米部落住了兩年

599
00:34:23,001 --> 00:34:27,043
‎一定懂“瓦希里多地哈佩荷提”的意思

600
00:34:31,126 --> 00:34:32,376
‎意思是勇氣…

601
00:34:33,626 --> 00:34:35,584
‎美麗與真理

602
00:34:36,293 --> 00:34:40,959
‎我們沒聽懂是因為你的口音太爛

603
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:45,001
‎根本在侮辱亞諾馬米人和他們的神！

604
00:34:48,334 --> 00:34:51,084
‎歐文，你到底怎麼搞的？

605
00:34:51,168 --> 00:34:55,043
‎反正亞馬遜是很神奇的地方

606
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,918
‎你們兩個一定會喜歡

607
00:34:57,001 --> 00:34:58,876
‎我們不旅行的

608
00:34:59,501 --> 00:35:01,584
‎尼爾一旅行就會拉肚子

609
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,709
‎-不只是旅行的時候
‎-對啊

610
00:35:04,793 --> 00:35:08,459
‎瑪芝，我保證在妳矜持的外表下

611
00:35:08,543 --> 00:35:12,584
‎一定有股自由奔放的精神蓄勢待發

612
00:35:12,668 --> 00:35:17,168
‎這位小姐年輕時一定非常狂野

613
00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:23,751
‎有一次，我那時還沒懷歐文，我…

614
00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:26,376
‎我參加過雜交大會

615
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:28,751
‎-什麼？
‎-對啊

616
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,043
‎-媽，雜交大會？
‎-對

617
00:35:31,126 --> 00:35:32,084
‎雜交大會？

618
00:35:32,168 --> 00:35:33,376
‎-對

619
00:35:33,459 --> 00:35:35,001
‎我可能講錯用語

620
00:35:35,084 --> 00:35:38,584
‎不過就是那種跟每個人相幹的場合

621
00:35:38,668 --> 00:35:42,251
‎-那的確是雜交大會
‎-我參加過很多次雜交大會

622
00:35:43,334 --> 00:35:44,959
‎她在那裡認識丹馬利諾

623
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,959
‎-那個美式足球明星？
‎-對啊

624
00:35:47,043 --> 00:35:49,501
‎在那裡或者是大賣場

625
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:53,084
‎丹馬利諾不會去大賣場
‎他是名人堂的球星耶

626
00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:55,334
‎妳是去雜交時認識他的

627
00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:58,501
‎-天啊，所以爸爸真的是我爸嗎？
‎-我當然是你爸

628
00:35:58,584 --> 00:36:01,626
‎別亂講，你有下背長毛的家族遺傳

629
00:36:02,376 --> 00:36:07,543
‎我看過你打球
‎你絕對不是丹馬利諾的種

630
00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:10,126
‎-什麼？
‎-丹馬利諾！

631
00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,168
‎-我們敬馬利諾的兒子
‎-丹馬利諾！

632
00:36:12,251 --> 00:36:13,418
‎馬利諾的兒子！

633
00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:14,668
‎敬馬利諾的兒子

634
00:36:16,418 --> 00:36:17,918
‎達陣！

635
00:36:28,126 --> 00:36:29,001
‎喂

636
00:36:29,084 --> 00:36:32,043
‎妳看，這是我，這是我爸

637
00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:35,209
‎不管鼻子還是無神的小眼睛

638
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:36,293
‎都一樣吧？

639
00:36:37,126 --> 00:36:40,543
‎-還有下背的體毛
‎-寶貝，我看過你背上的毛

640
00:36:41,751 --> 00:36:44,376
‎也對，但妳沒看過我爸的

641
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:47,876
‎-要跟他視訊嗎？
‎-不用，我們能討論一下嗎？

642
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:53,918
‎好啊，沒事吧？

643
00:36:54,918 --> 00:36:56,168
‎晚餐是怎麼回事？

644
00:36:56,251 --> 00:37:00,084
‎我不知道，只是丹馬利諾幹過我媽

645
00:37:00,168 --> 00:37:03,334
‎對，我知道，還有你的銀行被搶

646
00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:04,584
‎而且他個子很大

647
00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:06,834
‎對，沒錯

648
00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:12,501
‎我知道你最近很不順，飽受創傷

649
00:37:13,001 --> 00:37:14,293
‎…因為那兩件事

650
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,668
‎不過是不是有其他問題？

651
00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:19,959
‎不管是什麼，都可以跟我說

652
00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:21,709
‎我不會生氣

653
00:37:22,876 --> 00:37:23,709
‎好嗎？

654
00:37:24,293 --> 00:37:25,293
‎好吧

655
00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:29,418
‎好

656
00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:34,418
‎我最近怪怪的是因為…

657
00:37:36,918 --> 00:37:38,334
‎我認為妳爸媽搶銀行

658
00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:42,709
‎什麼？

659
00:37:45,043 --> 00:37:46,876
‎-你是認真的？
‎-對，我超認真

660
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:48,418
‎其中一人知道我名字

661
00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:49,668
‎銀行網站上有寫

662
00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:53,418
‎我踩到他腳跟時
‎他馬上回頭瞪我，跟妳爸一樣

663
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:54,793
‎你說他們有戴面罩

664
00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:59,293
‎對，但那種鄙視我的眼神一模一樣

665
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:00,834
‎是一種感覺

666
00:38:00,918 --> 00:38:03,334
‎而且他們知道

667
00:38:03,418 --> 00:38:07,334
‎“她在樓梯旁留玫瑰花給我”語音密碼

668
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,334
‎能進入金庫，我喝醉時有告訴妳媽

669
00:38:10,418 --> 00:38:13,168
‎好，有別人知道密碼嗎？

670
00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:17,918
‎只有幾個…對，泰利、蓋瑞、瑪莉娑

671
00:38:18,793 --> 00:38:22,793
‎我跟心理醫師講過一次
‎但我覺得她沒在聽

672
00:38:23,418 --> 00:38:24,251
‎-哇
‎-好

673
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:26,459
‎是妳說他們很難搞的

674
00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:30,168
‎我是說他們個性很浮誇
‎不是說他們會搶銀行

675
00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:32,793
‎我不是說他們搶銀行

676
00:38:32,876 --> 00:38:36,001
‎我是說他們可能有搶銀行

677
00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:38,293
‎我只是假設性討論一下

678
00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:42,459
‎我也只是假設性討論你他媽瘋了

679
00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,584
‎我們竟然要坐這台鬼車

680
00:39:05,084 --> 00:39:06,793
‎王八蛋銀行搶匪

681
00:39:18,001 --> 00:39:21,126
‎天啊，這玩意兒真會跑

682
00:39:32,876 --> 00:39:34,168
‎抱歉

683
00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:36,459
‎抱歉

684
00:39:49,376 --> 00:39:51,293
‎好，抱歉！

685
00:39:57,168 --> 00:39:58,459
‎…幹你娘！

686
00:40:05,084 --> 00:40:07,126
‎好，剛才真恐怖

687
00:40:17,918 --> 00:40:19,043
‎謝謝車載系統

688
00:40:19,126 --> 00:40:20,001
‎我的榮幸

689
00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:30,168
‎浪子回頭，還帶了禮物

690
00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:34,626
‎天啊，你看起來真可口

691
00:40:35,793 --> 00:40:37,751
‎我可以用啃玉米的方式吃你雞雞

692
00:40:47,418 --> 00:40:49,918
‎這是黑道老大的家嗎？真猛

693
00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:54,751
‎好

694
00:40:58,668 --> 00:40:59,501
‎拜託

695
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,876
‎好，現在我知道有錢人幹嘛種這個

696
00:41:13,918 --> 00:41:15,501
‎可以趕快完成嗎？

697
00:41:16,876 --> 00:41:19,918
‎大家為什麼不能文明點呢？

698
00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,501
‎而且真正有權生氣的人是我

699
00:41:22,584 --> 00:41:25,876
‎我才是慘遭背叛的人吧？

700
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,501
‎我真的很抱歉

701
00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:47,209
‎我真的很抱歉，小傢伙

702
00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:50,459
‎死定了…

703
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:55,209
‎裡面將近100萬

704
00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:59,751
‎很好，現在你們只欠我500萬了

705
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,501
‎迷你狗？這樣比較便宜嗎？

706
00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:06,043
‎我們只拿了100萬，不是600萬

707
00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:08,376
‎你們忘了這一行的規矩嗎？

708
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:11,043
‎你敢跑，利息就暴增

709
00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,084
‎抱歉，我踢了你們朋友

710
00:42:19,793 --> 00:42:23,209
‎你們這些小狗，從上面看起來真可愛

711
00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:25,751
‎要是你們高一點就好了

712
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:28,834
‎為什麼？

713
00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:32,251
‎500萬得花點時間，蕾涵

714
00:42:32,334 --> 00:42:34,626
‎我看起來像不講理的女人嗎？

715
00:42:34,709 --> 00:42:36,584
‎當然不是，期限是週末

716
00:42:37,793 --> 00:42:41,876
‎抱歉，會跟你們女兒結婚撞期嗎？

717
00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:47,251
‎靠，你們沒想到我知道你們有女兒？

718
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:51,001
‎而且她，我們就假設她叫帕克吧

719
00:42:51,084 --> 00:42:53,334
‎她星期六就要結婚

720
00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:54,959
‎如果你們

721
00:42:55,043 --> 00:42:58,293
‎不在婚禮前給我500萬美元，帕克…

722
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:01,709
‎就要變成地獄新娘了

723
00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:07,376
‎-意思是她會死
‎-我懂

724
00:43:07,459 --> 00:43:09,709
‎我知道你懂，帥哥

725
00:43:09,793 --> 00:43:12,751
‎我有提到我做了新的鯊魚池嗎？

726
00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:15,876
‎也許可以用你們的女兒幫我測試

727
00:43:17,751 --> 00:43:19,918
‎這些混帳很餓喔

728
00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,126
‎帕克，快接

729
00:43:27,209 --> 00:43:29,418
‎-帕克，快接…
‎-謝謝…

730
00:43:29,501 --> 00:43:30,668
‎王八…

731
00:43:30,751 --> 00:43:33,709
‎完了…

732
00:43:34,334 --> 00:43:35,293
‎天啊

733
00:43:36,209 --> 00:43:37,043
‎好

734
00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,126
‎警察先生，有什麼事嗎？

735
00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:46,959
‎請拿出駕照然後自慰

736
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,043
‎好，早安

737
00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,334
‎你氣色真差

738
00:43:51,043 --> 00:43:54,834
‎我可是慘到用襪子當咖啡濾紙的人喔

739
00:43:54,918 --> 00:43:56,918
‎我沒事，謝謝關心

740
00:43:58,001 --> 00:44:00,709
‎好像有隻狗在咬你的小腿

741
00:44:02,543 --> 00:44:06,459
‎對，牠是我的小兄弟

742
00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,751
‎我們剛才去森林散步

743
00:44:08,834 --> 00:44:10,084
‎巧的是

744
00:44:10,959 --> 00:44:12,876
‎幽靈大盜完全知道

745
00:44:12,959 --> 00:44:15,626
‎怎麼規避你那家銀行的保全系統

746
00:44:16,126 --> 00:44:19,793
‎我打給陽山銀行問誰設計系統時

747
00:44:20,959 --> 00:44:22,168
‎你知道他們怎麼說嗎？

748
00:44:24,251 --> 00:44:26,709
‎你在暗示我跟搶案有關？

749
00:44:27,709 --> 00:44:29,126
‎可以打開後車廂嗎？

750
00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,668
‎-打開後車廂
‎-這也太扯了

751
00:44:32,751 --> 00:44:36,543
‎有夠離譜，我這輩子從來沒犯過法

752
00:44:38,251 --> 00:44:39,793
‎凡事總有第一次

753
00:44:41,084 --> 00:44:42,418
‎我看看

754
00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:44,418
‎兩支王八機

755
00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:46,876
‎2盒9釐米子彈，還有…

756
00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,668
‎變聲器

757
00:44:49,751 --> 00:44:51,459
‎有人把這些放進後車廂

758
00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:53,876
‎誰，歐文？你跟誰同夥？

759
00:44:56,168 --> 00:44:57,043
‎誰，歐文？

760
00:44:57,626 --> 00:44:58,459
‎我…

761
00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:00,459
‎我不知道

762
00:45:00,543 --> 00:45:05,126
‎好，我懂，我有時也會忘記事情

763
00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:10,459
‎要不要到牢裡休個長假
‎看看記憶能不能恢復？

764
00:45:10,543 --> 00:45:12,668
‎我這個週末要結婚耶

765
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:16,459
‎我也結過婚，跟一個叫雪若的美女

766
00:45:17,709 --> 00:45:20,043
‎-你知道她在哪裡嗎？
‎-她死了嗎？

767
00:45:21,084 --> 00:45:22,168
‎想得美

768
00:45:22,876 --> 00:45:25,959
‎沒有，她跟特種部隊退伍的新老公

769
00:45:26,043 --> 00:45:27,376
‎住在基威斯特

770
00:45:27,876 --> 00:45:31,668
‎堅如磐石的腹肌，老二大到能停747

771
00:45:31,751 --> 00:45:33,001
‎很大的飛機

772
00:45:33,084 --> 00:45:34,793
‎很寬的飛機

773
00:45:35,626 --> 00:45:39,459
‎反正我滿腦子只想著抓幽靈大盜

774
00:45:39,959 --> 00:45:42,209
‎結果毀了我的婚姻

775
00:45:43,584 --> 00:45:44,626
‎我的房子

776
00:45:45,709 --> 00:45:47,168
‎搞不好連理智都毀了

777
00:45:47,251 --> 00:45:50,501
‎後來我開始想，會不會幽靈大盜

778
00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:53,834
‎真的只是幽靈

779
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:59,709
‎你可以用這股精力把雪若搶回來

780
00:46:00,459 --> 00:46:02,876
‎對吧？我會做照片集錦

781
00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:06,126
‎別被這個大屌人擊敗了

782
00:46:06,709 --> 00:46:08,668
‎-把他關起來
‎-不行！我要結婚

783
00:46:08,751 --> 00:46:10,209
‎你這個週末

784
00:46:10,709 --> 00:46:13,918
‎可以在牢裡結婚，順便辦單身派對

785
00:46:16,168 --> 00:46:17,001
‎不是我幹的

786
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,376
‎是我岳父和岳母

787
00:46:21,459 --> 00:46:23,709
‎他們搶我的銀行，我沒幫忙

788
00:46:23,793 --> 00:46:24,626
‎他們利用我

789
00:46:25,209 --> 00:46:26,709
‎你這小子這麼快翻供

790
00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:30,293
‎拿出證據，戴竊聽器，騙他們招供

791
00:46:30,876 --> 00:46:32,043
‎你要我告密？

792
00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,459
‎歐文，我要你伸張正義

793
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:38,959
‎洗刷冤屈，幫我抓幽靈大盜

794
00:46:40,168 --> 00:46:42,668
‎另外沒錯啦，也要告密

795
00:46:46,543 --> 00:46:47,543
‎帕克

796
00:46:48,543 --> 00:46:50,626
‎帕克，喂，帕克

797
00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:53,584
‎-你來啦，去哪裡了？
‎-我們要討論一下

798
00:46:53,668 --> 00:46:56,376
‎-你幹嘛捏著胸口？
‎-因為我…

799
00:46:57,626 --> 00:47:01,501
‎…穿很軟的襯衫，哇
‎我的手指好像在做水療

800
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,251
‎-好像有漿過…
‎-別碰我！

801
00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:06,251
‎對不起

802
00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:10,959
‎只是…岳父岳母不該在婚禮前碰新郎

803
00:47:11,043 --> 00:47:13,209
‎-狗屁
‎-歐文，你在吸毒嗎？

804
00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:15,543
‎我不犯法，跟某些人不一樣

805
00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:18,709
‎有的人會…犯法，我不會計較

806
00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:21,834
‎我們可以討論這件事，或者一吐為快

807
00:47:21,918 --> 00:47:25,126
‎好，我們該走了，因為要去麵包店

808
00:47:26,251 --> 00:47:29,834
‎麵包店，好，我們兩個應該去麵包店

809
00:47:29,918 --> 00:47:33,043
‎因為麵包師傅死了，要找新的蛋糕

810
00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:36,001
‎我們全都一起去吧，和樂的大家庭

811
00:47:37,251 --> 00:47:39,043
‎你們不會想處理雜事啦

812
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:40,043
‎我想

813
00:47:40,126 --> 00:47:42,376
‎我們當然想，誰不喜歡甜點？

814
00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:47,126
‎他們做素食甜點
‎我們都知道跟大便一樣難吃

815
00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:50,168
‎對不起，帕克，但是我老實說

816
00:47:50,251 --> 00:47:52,626
‎素食跟大便一樣難吃，好嗎？

817
00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:55,626
‎所以你們留下，我們去吃大便，來吧

818
00:47:56,126 --> 00:47:57,334
‎只要現在離開就好

819
00:47:57,418 --> 00:48:01,043
‎-我們要遲到了
‎-大家都要去？好吧

820
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:06,793
‎我們要去葛蘭特大道1308號試吃蛋糕

821
00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:10,876
‎我旅行時會拿兩個旅行箱
‎一個帶上機，一個麥克風測試

822
00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:12,168
‎麥克風測試

823
00:48:12,251 --> 00:48:13,334
‎笨蛋

824
00:48:13,418 --> 00:48:16,584
‎你要開車，比利麥多摩要開車，很好

825
00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:20,876
‎要玩團康遊戲嗎？

826
00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,626
‎我只在萬聖節才戴恐怖面具

827
00:48:24,126 --> 00:48:25,168
‎現在換你們

828
00:48:25,251 --> 00:48:26,876
‎（素食女伶，永遠好吃）

829
00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:30,334
‎我們到了，我快到門口了

830
00:48:30,418 --> 00:48:33,251
‎你們真的不想在車上等？好吧

831
00:48:33,751 --> 00:48:37,001
‎我們就在門口，我要開門了

832
00:48:37,668 --> 00:48:39,709
‎-這邊，請進
‎-味道好香

833
00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,126
‎-味道好香
‎-真香

834
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:42,584
‎好，有蛋糕

835
00:48:43,084 --> 00:48:45,834
‎歡迎光臨素食女伶，可以買蛋糕…

836
00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:47,626
‎也能吃下去！

837
00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:50,793
‎我是小凱，這是我姊姊艾妲

838
00:48:50,876 --> 00:48:55,709
‎她代表素食，我代表女伶

839
00:48:56,459 --> 00:48:59,543
‎謝謝妳們在最後一分鐘接單

840
00:48:59,626 --> 00:49:02,501
‎別客氣，我最懂“最後一分鐘”了

841
00:49:02,584 --> 00:49:04,459
‎因為我沒準時過

842
00:49:04,543 --> 00:49:08,584
‎你真的要找這家？
‎我們的婚禮都選好時間了

843
00:49:08,668 --> 00:49:11,959
‎沒關係，評價很讚，她們只是在演

844
00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:16,834
‎-我怎麼老是這樣，艾妲？
‎-小凱，妳可能流血了

845
00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:18,251
‎-艾妲！
‎-好，對不起

846
00:49:18,334 --> 00:49:20,168
‎-蛋糕，快點！
‎-好啦

847
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,459
‎這是我們的“比打砲還爽”紅絲絨蛋糕

848
00:49:25,543 --> 00:49:27,084
‎艾妲的心血結晶

849
00:49:27,168 --> 00:49:29,251
‎這名字可不是亂取的

850
00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:30,751
‎我親自比較過

851
00:49:30,834 --> 00:49:32,168
‎這是素的？

852
00:49:33,376 --> 00:49:34,209
‎對啊

853
00:49:35,959 --> 00:49:38,793
‎帕克，能跟妳私下講一下話嗎？

854
00:49:39,418 --> 00:49:40,418
‎怎麼了？

855
00:49:40,501 --> 00:49:42,251
‎-我想在…
‎-什麼？好啊

856
00:49:42,334 --> 00:49:45,376
‎…做出重大決定之前先講好

857
00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:46,834
‎-知道嗎？
‎-真的？

858
00:49:54,626 --> 00:49:56,959
‎-你這邊黏到東西
‎-美女，是什麼？

859
00:49:57,043 --> 00:49:58,793
‎搞屁啊？

860
00:49:59,626 --> 00:50:02,459
‎對不起啦，我不知道你們是一對

861
00:50:02,543 --> 00:50:04,168
‎歐文，怎麼回事？

862
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:06,209
‎我知道這樣講很扯

863
00:50:06,293 --> 00:50:09,793
‎但是聯邦調查局認為我涉入搶案

864
00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:11,459
‎-什麼？
‎-所以逼我戴…

865
00:50:11,543 --> 00:50:13,918
‎這間小麵包店真可愛

866
00:50:14,001 --> 00:50:16,376
‎-妳一定是帕克
‎-嗨

867
00:50:17,751 --> 00:50:20,168
‎-妳來幹嘛？
‎-誰也別想鬧事！

868
00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,209
‎拿槍的人是妳吧？美女

869
00:50:22,293 --> 00:50:23,834
‎對，妳現在拿槍

870
00:50:23,918 --> 00:50:26,584
‎在麵包店裡挾持人質

871
00:50:27,084 --> 00:50:28,209
‎人質

872
00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:33,251
‎-這在搞什麼鬼？
‎-我們說過會還妳錢

873
00:50:33,334 --> 00:50:36,751
‎對，你說過，但我又想起你們會騙人

874
00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:40,043
‎為了避免你們又人間蒸發

875
00:50:40,126 --> 00:50:42,001
‎我想還是來這裡…

876
00:50:42,668 --> 00:50:44,293
‎保個險

877
00:50:48,543 --> 00:50:50,834
‎-帕克，跟著走
‎-喂…

878
00:50:50,918 --> 00:50:51,918
‎不然帶走我吧

879
00:50:52,001 --> 00:50:52,959
‎帶走我

880
00:50:53,043 --> 00:50:55,793
‎你這個熊寶寶以為自己能當人質嗎？

881
00:50:55,876 --> 00:50:58,334
‎這裡根本沒人在乎你的死活

882
00:50:58,834 --> 00:51:01,751
‎你看看他們，問清楚

883
00:51:03,043 --> 00:51:04,293
‎根本不鳥你

884
00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:07,209
‎我不懂，難道歐文說對了？

885
00:51:07,293 --> 00:51:08,918
‎聽她話就對了

886
00:51:09,001 --> 00:51:12,001
‎寶貝，妳要保持冷靜

887
00:51:12,084 --> 00:51:15,209
‎好感人喔，我要眼角含淚了

888
00:51:15,293 --> 00:51:17,709
‎-爸？
‎-但我喜歡含別的“東西”

889
00:51:17,793 --> 00:51:20,084
‎你可以隨時來“吃”我

890
00:51:20,168 --> 00:51:23,959
‎神啊，請救救我的未婚妻
‎她從麵包店後門離開了

891
00:51:24,043 --> 00:51:26,001
‎我是聯邦調查局的，不准動！

892
00:51:26,084 --> 00:51:27,418
‎帕克，神會救妳的！

893
00:51:35,709 --> 00:51:40,084
‎神啊，拜託…

894
00:51:47,584 --> 00:51:48,501
‎靠！

895
00:51:53,251 --> 00:51:57,001
‎羅傑，別怕，你可以的！
‎要有男人的樣子，豬頭！

896
00:52:07,251 --> 00:52:08,209
‎（紅色色膏）

897
00:52:32,501 --> 00:52:33,834
‎天啊！

898
00:52:35,501 --> 00:52:36,334
‎我操！

899
00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:39,501
‎快抓住她！他媽的上車！

900
00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:44,668
‎我去追她

901
00:52:44,751 --> 00:52:45,584
‎搞屁啊？

902
00:52:45,668 --> 00:52:47,126
‎王八蛋

903
00:52:48,834 --> 00:52:50,418
‎幹，每樣東西都是蛋糕

904
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,418
‎我去追她！

905
00:52:52,501 --> 00:52:55,001
‎你會害死自己，快趴下！

906
00:53:01,251 --> 00:53:03,209
‎你他媽真氣死我了！

907
00:53:08,043 --> 00:53:09,209
‎閉嘴！

908
00:53:11,709 --> 00:53:12,876
‎莉莉！

909
00:53:12,959 --> 00:53:13,876
‎前面！

910
00:53:13,959 --> 00:53:14,793
‎走吧

911
00:53:21,709 --> 00:53:22,793
‎朝車子開槍

912
00:53:23,334 --> 00:53:25,001
‎他媽的還我錢來！

913
00:53:26,126 --> 00:53:27,209
‎靠

914
00:53:27,293 --> 00:53:29,251
‎幹，我真愛這份工作！

915
00:53:30,293 --> 00:53:31,626
‎臭雞巴！

916
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:32,543
‎不准動！

917
00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:34,501
‎什麼？

918
00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:35,501
‎把槍放下

919
00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,043
‎馬上把槍放下

920
00:53:38,709 --> 00:53:40,543
‎-他們抓我女兒
‎-不准動

921
00:53:49,834 --> 00:53:51,418
‎臭雞巴

922
00:53:53,418 --> 00:53:56,209
‎你應該要保護她的

923
00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:58,626
‎難怪人民都不相信政府

924
00:53:58,709 --> 00:54:00,668
‎都是你害的，喂！

925
00:54:00,751 --> 00:54:02,668
‎讓我上車

926
00:54:03,251 --> 00:54:04,668
‎不行…

927
00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:05,959
‎讓我上車好嗎？

928
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,251
‎好，我堅持到底

929
00:54:22,376 --> 00:54:23,251
‎怎麼了？

930
00:54:26,876 --> 00:54:27,834
‎天啊

931
00:54:28,668 --> 00:54:31,459
‎拜託，給我出來，這樣就對了

932
00:54:32,334 --> 00:54:34,626
‎為什麼停車？我們要追她！

933
00:54:35,209 --> 00:54:36,501
‎我知道那女人住哪裡

934
00:54:36,584 --> 00:54:39,668
‎蕾涵到處都有家
‎不知道她把帕克帶去哪裡

935
00:54:39,751 --> 00:54:41,709
‎知道了又能怎樣？

936
00:54:41,793 --> 00:54:45,418
‎鑽進籬笆，被一群迷你狗追到樹上？

937
00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:47,543
‎帕克不見了

938
00:54:48,251 --> 00:54:50,334
‎-對不起
‎-那現在怎麼辦？

939
00:54:50,418 --> 00:54:53,459
‎你他媽先把竊聽器拿掉

940
00:54:53,543 --> 00:54:54,751
‎你這個屎人

941
00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,584
‎我知道你很孬，但不知道你會告密

942
00:54:57,668 --> 00:55:00,084
‎抱歉喔，我不要幫你們背黑鍋

943
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,584
‎又沒要你背

944
00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,793
‎沒有，你們只是陷害我

945
00:55:03,876 --> 00:55:06,876
‎把搶銀行的證據放進後車廂！

946
00:55:08,334 --> 00:55:09,834
‎法官不會定他的罪

947
00:55:09,918 --> 00:55:11,626
‎他只會忙得沒空結婚

948
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:14,793
‎免得帕克犯下人生最大的錯誤

949
00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:19,209
‎她是因為你們才被綁架的！

950
00:55:19,834 --> 00:55:23,251
‎你們回來前，帕克頂多能有多慘？

951
00:55:23,751 --> 00:55:26,209
‎被自己做的燒餅燙到嘴

952
00:55:26,293 --> 00:55:29,334
‎我本來可以把燒餅吹涼，但我感冒

953
00:55:29,418 --> 00:55:32,959
‎你們怎麼可能知道她要什麼？

954
00:55:33,459 --> 00:55:35,251
‎又需要什麼？你們又不在

955
00:55:35,334 --> 00:55:38,168
‎因為我們想保護她，所以才離開

956
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,668
‎蕾涵以前是我們的同夥

957
00:55:39,751 --> 00:55:42,001
‎她負責挑銀行和洗錢

958
00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:43,376
‎後來她發神經

959
00:55:43,459 --> 00:55:46,084
‎我們擔心她會知道帕克的事

960
00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,793
‎所以幹了最後一票就拿錢跑路

961
00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:49,793
‎我才不管

962
00:55:49,876 --> 00:55:53,001
‎我不管以前怎麼樣，我只想救回帕克

963
00:55:53,084 --> 00:55:54,626
‎對啊，我們都是

964
00:55:57,126 --> 00:56:00,918
‎你們要在兩天內籌到500萬
‎所以還要搶其他銀行吧？

965
00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,751
‎找個銀行行長當同夥不錯吧？

966
00:56:06,418 --> 00:56:10,543
‎我懂銀行的罩門，哪些銀行現金多

967
00:56:10,626 --> 00:56:12,543
‎他們運鈔的時間、地點

968
00:56:13,084 --> 00:56:15,959
‎他連打蛋都會緊張，能搶銀行嗎？

969
00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:19,584
‎如果是為了救帕克，我他媽搶給你看

970
00:56:24,626 --> 00:56:29,001
‎我們早就知道他們會犯法
‎畢竟他們白天就喝酒

971
00:56:29,084 --> 00:56:33,543
‎對，而且他們女兒…是瑜珈老師

972
00:56:33,626 --> 00:56:36,418
‎我沒說什麼，可是你自己想

973
00:56:38,418 --> 00:56:40,293
‎妳知道他們可能去哪裡嗎？

974
00:56:41,376 --> 00:56:45,084
‎歐文能去你們別的房子還哪裡嗎？

975
00:56:45,168 --> 00:56:47,043
‎像是度假別墅…

976
00:56:47,126 --> 00:56:51,876
‎度假別墅？開什麼玩笑？
‎我們看起來像暴發戶嗎？

977
00:56:54,834 --> 00:56:57,709
‎這裡列出半徑160公里內的所有銀行

978
00:56:57,793 --> 00:57:02,084
‎按照存放金額大小排列
‎從小型銀行一直到…

979
00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:04,543
‎亞特拉斯儲備銀行，2000萬美元

980
00:57:04,626 --> 00:57:05,876
‎一次搞定

981
00:57:05,959 --> 00:57:06,876
‎簡單

982
00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:08,501
‎想得美

983
00:57:08,584 --> 00:57:09,418
‎-是嗎？
‎-別想了

984
00:57:09,501 --> 00:57:11,126
‎不能搶亞特拉斯儲備銀行

985
00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:13,584
‎金妃比把那裡管得滴水不漏

986
00:57:13,668 --> 00:57:14,751
‎金妃比是誰？

987
00:57:14,834 --> 00:57:18,293
‎你們不是幽靈大盜？
‎怎麼不知道金妃比是誰？

988
00:57:19,001 --> 00:57:21,251
‎她是防搶系統先驅

989
00:57:22,834 --> 00:57:25,459
‎在銀行每個角落設下三層防盜系統

990
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:26,876
‎連我都想搞自己

991
00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:28,126
‎至於她的金庫呢？

992
00:57:28,209 --> 00:57:31,543
‎配備生物辨識系統、重量感應

993
00:57:31,626 --> 00:57:35,626
‎更別提隨機時間鎖，好嗎？

994
00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:37,584
‎你什麼時候做的？

995
00:57:38,084 --> 00:57:42,084
‎我去販賣機買無糖汽水時
‎怪的是我口袋裡好多材料

996
00:57:42,168 --> 00:57:45,501
‎我先搞清楚
‎你為我們不搶的銀行做了模型？

997
00:57:47,418 --> 00:57:51,668
‎-還有1個，他做了2個
‎-我做了12個，只有2個能看

998
00:57:51,751 --> 00:57:53,418
‎我們不搶金妃比

999
00:57:53,501 --> 00:57:57,043
‎要搶的是勝利聯合銀行
‎那家銀行的行長很懶

1000
00:57:57,918 --> 00:57:59,168
‎超級廢

1001
00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:02,293
‎我們要搶的是文斯米蘭

1002
00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:06,626
‎文斯少了右睪丸，因為有一次

1003
00:58:06,709 --> 00:58:08,918
‎他用力坐下時壓爛睪丸

1004
00:58:10,459 --> 00:58:12,793
‎他爸爸是銀行老闆才有工作

1005
00:58:12,876 --> 00:58:13,793
‎好

1006
00:58:15,043 --> 00:58:18,709
‎文斯這個人只重視偷吃步

1007
00:58:18,793 --> 00:58:21,251
‎聯邦政府根據安全和保險規範

1008
00:58:21,334 --> 00:58:23,251
‎限制每家分行存放的現金

1009
00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,793
‎如果超過限額

1010
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:27,668
‎行長就得找運鈔車載走金庫的錢

1011
00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,501
‎幫我鎖門，我要玩漆彈

1012
00:58:30,418 --> 00:58:34,584
‎運鈔車應該直接把現金載去儲備金庫

1013
00:58:34,668 --> 00:58:36,959
‎但是文斯討厭文書作業

1014
00:58:38,126 --> 00:58:40,209
‎所以他叫同一輛運鈔車

1015
00:58:40,293 --> 00:58:42,918
‎收取他管理的三家分行現金後

1016
00:58:43,001 --> 00:58:45,251
‎才送去儲備金庫

1017
00:58:45,334 --> 00:58:49,001
‎只要在車子離開第三家分行後下手…

1018
00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:50,876
‎就等於一次搶三家銀行

1019
00:58:51,793 --> 00:58:53,584
‎-我們只需要偽裝
‎-對啊

1020
00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:54,751
‎我需要一把槍

1021
00:58:56,126 --> 00:58:57,918
‎什麼？天啊

1022
00:59:00,709 --> 00:59:02,543
‎比我想像中輕好多

1023
00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:03,876
‎這是水槍

1024
00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,043
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

1025
00:59:07,709 --> 00:59:08,959
‎我這樣還是很酷嗎？

1026
00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:11,501
‎對，你這樣很像007

1027
00:59:12,001 --> 00:59:13,043
‎哪一任？

1028
00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:15,126
‎-第五任
‎-那一任很棒

1029
00:59:15,209 --> 00:59:17,376
‎（勝利聯合銀行）

1030
00:59:54,168 --> 00:59:56,251
‎（布里格運鈔服務）

1031
01:00:11,334 --> 01:00:14,251
‎所有人躺到地上！別逞英雄

1032
01:00:19,543 --> 01:00:21,043
‎喂，驢子

1033
01:00:23,876 --> 01:00:26,334
‎天啊，這樣真的好暴力

1034
01:00:26,959 --> 01:00:29,501
‎我的口音比較像愛爾蘭還是蘇格蘭？

1035
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:32,209
‎應該要像蘇格蘭，結果像愛爾蘭

1036
01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:33,251
‎別告訴比利

1037
01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:35,293
‎專心點，我們在搶銀行

1038
01:00:35,376 --> 01:00:38,751
‎別忘了，你才是老大

1039
01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:44,251
‎沒錯，我是老大，好嗎？

1040
01:00:44,334 --> 01:00:46,001
‎所以誰也別逞英雄

1041
01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,043
‎不然我把你們斃了！

1042
01:00:49,126 --> 01:00:50,959
‎射爆你的屁股！

1043
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,043
‎所有人繼續趴著，好嗎？

1044
01:01:05,126 --> 01:01:07,834
‎喜歡《史瑞克》嗎？最愛哪個角色？

1045
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:09,043
‎我喜歡史瑞克

1046
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,084
‎你幹嘛？別起來

1047
01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:16,251
‎好，你起來了，可是別過來好嗎？

1048
01:01:16,334 --> 01:01:20,126
‎別走過來…別衝過來

1049
01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,043
‎真輕鬆

1050
01:01:43,209 --> 01:01:44,418
‎搞屁啊？

1051
01:01:47,334 --> 01:01:48,626
‎不准動！

1052
01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:51,126
‎別慌，小子，我對準你了

1053
01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:57,709
‎把槍放下，快點

1054
01:01:57,793 --> 01:01:59,043
‎非常好

1055
01:02:12,918 --> 01:02:14,668
‎莉莉！交給我，去拿錢

1056
01:02:48,918 --> 01:02:51,626
‎小子，快點，你他媽去哪裡了？

1057
01:03:07,459 --> 01:03:08,793
‎總算喔，史瑞克

1058
01:03:08,876 --> 01:03:11,751
‎抱歉，有個很像巨石強森的傢伙

1059
01:03:11,834 --> 01:03:13,293
‎剛剛心臟病發作

1060
01:03:13,376 --> 01:03:16,001
‎所以我幫他急救，你們搶得怎麼樣？

1061
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,501
‎三比二，我的朋友

1062
01:03:17,584 --> 01:03:18,918
‎-放下槍
‎-怎麼辦？

1063
01:03:19,001 --> 01:03:20,668
‎-不知道
‎-放下槍

1064
01:03:26,834 --> 01:03:29,959
‎可以快點嗎？可以加快速度嗎？

1065
01:03:30,043 --> 01:03:32,334
‎好，放下槍吧

1066
01:03:33,459 --> 01:03:34,626
‎慢慢放下

1067
01:03:38,209 --> 01:03:39,501
‎搞屁啊？

1068
01:03:40,793 --> 01:03:42,376
‎-靠
‎-王八蛋！

1069
01:03:45,918 --> 01:03:46,959
‎天啊！

1070
01:03:50,876 --> 01:03:52,209
‎那個小子有夠笨

1071
01:03:56,501 --> 01:03:58,001
‎幹，接應車完了

1072
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:58,959
‎好

1073
01:04:11,251 --> 01:04:12,084
‎上車！

1074
01:04:12,168 --> 01:04:13,709
‎快去…

1075
01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:16,959
‎好耶！要上路了

1076
01:04:17,043 --> 01:04:18,209
‎閉嘴，快開車！

1077
01:04:18,293 --> 01:04:19,709
‎好，我們走吧

1078
01:04:26,043 --> 01:04:28,543
‎我一直想當校車司機

1079
01:04:33,709 --> 01:04:36,459
‎錢啊！

1080
01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:39,543
‎完了

1081
01:04:40,043 --> 01:04:43,001
‎-這下慘了
‎-我要踹死你，史瑞克

1082
01:04:48,918 --> 01:04:50,668
‎不是砍警察預算了嗎？

1083
01:04:58,793 --> 01:04:59,918
‎馬上靠邊停車

1084
01:05:04,168 --> 01:05:06,584
‎對不起！對，現在他們火了

1085
01:05:06,668 --> 01:05:08,043
‎（奧克里警局）

1086
01:05:13,209 --> 01:05:14,334
‎天啊

1087
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:22,043
‎他不會有事的，沒關係

1088
01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:33,709
‎他是要開去哪裡？

1089
01:05:42,293 --> 01:05:43,418
‎天啊！

1090
01:05:48,793 --> 01:05:51,084
‎天主原諒我們，瑪利亞與若瑟！

1091
01:05:59,876 --> 01:06:03,084
‎…我們此時內心充滿哀悼…

1092
01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:09,459
‎進了！

1093
01:06:10,126 --> 01:06:11,876
‎一點都不尊重別人

1094
01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:30,459
‎我曾祖母應該是葬在這裡

1095
01:06:30,543 --> 01:06:32,418
‎媽的閉嘴！

1096
01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:33,418
‎好啦

1097
01:06:34,626 --> 01:06:35,876
‎靠

1098
01:06:37,668 --> 01:06:39,334
‎為什麼？

1099
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,293
‎靠！

1100
01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:47,626
‎-天啊
‎-那是什麼聲音？

1101
01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:51,293
‎吃優格點心時間到，不然血糖會下降

1102
01:06:51,376 --> 01:06:53,251
‎-給我
‎-要選口味嗎？

1103
01:06:53,334 --> 01:06:55,501
‎-他媽的優格！
‎-總算來了

1104
01:06:56,626 --> 01:06:57,918
‎靠

1105
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:07,001
‎（霹靂小組）

1106
01:07:07,584 --> 01:07:08,751
‎靠

1107
01:07:13,959 --> 01:07:15,251
‎我們搶到多少？

1108
01:07:18,543 --> 01:07:19,501
‎60美元

1109
01:07:21,918 --> 01:07:23,126
‎60美元

1110
01:07:23,209 --> 01:07:25,626
‎好，這也算好的開始

1111
01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:44,668
‎對不起，這是什麼鬼？

1112
01:07:45,751 --> 01:07:48,001
‎妳不認識他？他是巴巴揚

1113
01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:52,043
‎就像前蘇聯集團的肯伊威斯特

1114
01:07:52,126 --> 01:07:53,084
‎肯爺來了嗎？

1115
01:07:53,168 --> 01:07:55,501
‎媽的閉嘴，跳就對了！

1116
01:07:57,709 --> 01:07:59,876
‎我爸媽有搶銀行嗎？

1117
01:07:59,959 --> 01:08:01,668
‎我的“下面”很神奇嗎？

1118
01:08:02,168 --> 01:08:03,584
‎答案是“對”

1119
01:08:03,668 --> 01:08:07,209
‎妳爸媽是超強的銀行搶匪

1120
01:08:07,293 --> 01:08:11,418
‎他們消失後，我覺得…他們背叛我

1121
01:08:13,168 --> 01:08:14,334
‎妳想逃？

1122
01:08:16,168 --> 01:08:17,501
‎笨女人

1123
01:08:17,584 --> 01:08:19,001
‎現在給我聽好了

1124
01:08:19,084 --> 01:08:22,334
‎巴巴揚就要表演壓軸好戲

1125
01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:27,959
‎巴巴揚好棒！

1126
01:08:37,501 --> 01:08:38,876
‎我手機好像放車上

1127
01:08:39,376 --> 01:08:41,501
‎好，看來不能叫車了

1128
01:08:42,709 --> 01:08:44,209
‎急救？

1129
01:08:44,293 --> 01:08:48,043
‎你特地停下來幫人急救？

1130
01:08:48,126 --> 01:08:51,043
‎-我被訓練制約了
‎-你這隻蠢豬！

1131
01:08:51,126 --> 01:08:55,168
‎好，夠了，我們剩不到24小時能籌錢

1132
01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:58,459
‎別管那筆錢了，我們要先救帕克

1133
01:08:58,543 --> 01:08:59,751
‎然後逃出國

1134
01:08:59,834 --> 01:09:02,168
‎我們這次不能再逃了

1135
01:09:02,251 --> 01:09:04,501
‎帕克在這裡過得很好

1136
01:09:04,584 --> 01:09:07,793
‎-這樣對她才好
‎-不對，只有對我們才好

1137
01:09:11,751 --> 01:09:12,918
‎我有個建議

1138
01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:17,126
‎去搶亞特拉斯儲備銀行

1139
01:09:17,209 --> 01:09:20,834
‎你不是說：“誰都別想搶金妃比？”

1140
01:09:21,793 --> 01:09:24,668
‎一個人不行，也許三個人可以

1141
01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:27,793
‎我知道怎麼進去

1142
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:30,918
‎但不知道警察出現後怎麼逃走

1143
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:33,501
‎也許我們可以找人幫忙

1144
01:09:36,501 --> 01:09:38,209
‎數到三喊“幽靈大盜”

1145
01:09:38,293 --> 01:09:39,126
‎三…

1146
01:09:40,959 --> 01:09:43,459
‎本來可以很酷的，大家等我

1147
01:09:43,543 --> 01:09:49,001
‎今天稍早，一名男子
‎打扮成知名動畫角色史瑞克

1148
01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:53,668
‎打算行搶勝利聯合銀行
‎但是他馬上發現難度很高…

1149
01:09:53,751 --> 01:09:58,168
‎一定是歐文扮成史瑞克
‎他的大屁股超好認

1150
01:09:58,251 --> 01:10:00,168
‎-不是他
‎-不是

1151
01:10:00,251 --> 01:10:01,418
‎靠，他瘋了

1152
01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:03,084
‎他為什麼上電視？

1153
01:10:03,168 --> 01:10:04,668
‎我再打給他一次

1154
01:10:06,959 --> 01:10:08,584
‎-喂
‎-我是比利

1155
01:10:08,668 --> 01:10:09,793
‎是比利

1156
01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:11,751
‎-好…
‎-你給我聽好

1157
01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:14,584
‎你敢動我兒子一根背毛，我發誓…

1158
01:10:14,668 --> 01:10:17,501
‎閉嘴聽好，我不會動你兒子的背毛

1159
01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,584
‎但是我要利用他搶銀行

1160
01:10:19,668 --> 01:10:23,209
‎如果不想讓他坐牢，就開車接應我們

1161
01:10:23,293 --> 01:10:26,751
‎等一下，你要我們開車接應？

1162
01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:29,376
‎明天早上10點去歐文的銀行

1163
01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:31,001
‎不要熄火

1164
01:10:31,501 --> 01:10:32,918
‎讓我講

1165
01:10:33,001 --> 01:10:35,626
‎媽？爸？我好害怕

1166
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:38,001
‎求求你們，如果你們愛我

1167
01:10:38,084 --> 01:10:40,834
‎就別告訴聯邦調查局的老漢探員

1168
01:10:40,918 --> 01:10:42,668
‎兒子，我發誓

1169
01:10:42,751 --> 01:10:44,459
‎我們絕對保密！

1170
01:10:44,959 --> 01:10:46,084
‎誰都不會說

1171
01:10:50,418 --> 01:10:52,793
‎-他們說幾點？
‎-早上10點

1172
01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:57,376
‎為什麼車上的鐘說8點？

1173
01:10:58,209 --> 01:11:01,418
‎我到鳳凰城出差後沒調回來

1174
01:11:02,543 --> 01:11:04,209
‎不太對勁

1175
01:11:08,209 --> 01:11:10,668
‎（亞特拉斯儲備銀行）

1176
01:11:11,209 --> 01:11:13,209
‎很順利，沒有警察

1177
01:11:14,043 --> 01:11:16,376
‎我就說他們不會當共犯

1178
01:11:16,459 --> 01:11:18,376
‎歐文，你最好拿著槍

1179
01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:22,459
‎哇，好重

1180
01:11:22,543 --> 01:11:24,876
‎裡面可沒裝水，是裝子彈

1181
01:11:24,959 --> 01:11:27,251
‎無論如何都不能…

1182
01:11:27,334 --> 01:11:28,293
‎天啊

1183
01:11:28,376 --> 01:11:30,251
‎不要扣扳機

1184
01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:36,293
‎好，上場了

1185
01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:38,834
‎等我打訊號

1186
01:11:42,459 --> 01:11:45,543
‎我們得做出多少爛決定

1187
01:11:45,626 --> 01:11:46,876
‎才淪落到這種地步

1188
01:11:47,376 --> 01:11:50,334
‎把事情全都交給這個討厭的小白痴？

1189
01:11:52,334 --> 01:11:53,459
‎我們死定了

1190
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,459
‎這個討厭的小白痴

1191
01:11:55,543 --> 01:11:58,501
‎就要為我們的女兒去搶第二家銀行

1192
01:11:59,043 --> 01:11:59,876
‎我喜歡他

1193
01:12:03,251 --> 01:12:05,376
‎對不起，可是我根本就亂來

1194
01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:09,459
‎我眼睜睜看著銀行被搶，我好爛

1195
01:12:09,543 --> 01:12:11,251
‎我真是爛斃了！

1196
01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:12,709
‎首先，別哭了

1197
01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:15,543
‎我一聽到嬰兒哭就會噴奶

1198
01:12:16,584 --> 01:12:17,918
‎不能再弄髒衣服了

1199
01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,376
‎我要請妳幫忙

1200
01:12:20,459 --> 01:12:23,376
‎妳能讓我參觀金庫
‎見識真正的保全系統嗎？

1201
01:12:23,459 --> 01:12:26,001
‎-你想進去看我的金庫？
‎-對

1202
01:12:26,084 --> 01:12:29,126
‎記得我說用火雞就能破你的金庫嗎？

1203
01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:31,418
‎-記得
‎-模仿火雞聲音

1204
01:12:32,626 --> 01:12:35,168
‎我模仿，妳就讓我進金庫？

1205
01:12:35,251 --> 01:12:37,334
‎快點！我要聽

1206
01:12:39,876 --> 01:12:40,876
‎用喉嚨

1207
01:12:42,126 --> 01:12:43,501
‎大聲一點

1208
01:12:43,584 --> 01:12:44,501
‎這就對了

1209
01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:51,334
‎走吧

1210
01:12:57,376 --> 01:12:58,209
‎哇

1211
01:12:59,459 --> 01:13:00,626
‎挺厚實的

1212
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,084
‎你喜歡啊？

1213
01:13:03,209 --> 01:13:04,126
‎這是誘餌！

1214
01:13:04,209 --> 01:13:07,168
‎我不會做這麼鳥的金庫，又不是你

1215
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:11,751
‎“只要在前面放一個大圓盤
‎這樣就能鎖好鎖滿”

1216
01:13:11,834 --> 01:13:12,834
‎畸形

1217
01:13:14,501 --> 01:13:16,043
‎-不准看
‎-好啦

1218
01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:22,209
‎最後幾碼不重要，我都這樣自慰

1219
01:13:27,626 --> 01:13:28,959
‎感覺真爽

1220
01:13:41,668 --> 01:13:43,126
‎金妃比

1221
01:13:43,959 --> 01:13:45,251
‎你懂的，賤貨

1222
01:13:49,501 --> 01:13:50,459
‎這是…

1223
01:13:50,543 --> 01:13:54,626
‎三重強化鈦合金門
‎加上數位、手動和密碼鎖？

1224
01:13:57,293 --> 01:13:58,293
‎遜炮

1225
01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:01,043
‎敢規定我什麼時候休假

1226
01:14:01,126 --> 01:14:03,001
‎老子他媽的想休假就休假

1227
01:14:03,501 --> 01:14:06,251
‎靠，懂我意思嗎？我才不管…

1228
01:14:08,126 --> 01:14:11,668
‎那不是歐文的爸媽嗎？
‎他們跑來銀行幹嘛？

1229
01:14:11,751 --> 01:14:14,584
‎白朗寧先生太太！你們來幹嘛？

1230
01:14:15,084 --> 01:14:16,043
‎你們還好吧？

1231
01:14:16,543 --> 01:14:19,459
‎怎麼這副表情？緊張兮兮又疑神疑鬼

1232
01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:22,751
‎好像雕像，跟蠟像館一樣

1233
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:27,084
‎-後座是不是有個警察？
‎-我不是警察

1234
01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:30,543
‎我是探員，你可以小聲點嗎？

1235
01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:33,626
‎首先，他媽的有差嗎？你又不管這裡

1236
01:14:33,709 --> 01:14:35,876
‎-這又不是你的管區
‎-泰利

1237
01:14:35,959 --> 01:14:37,543
‎-泰利
‎-幹嘛？

1238
01:14:37,626 --> 01:14:40,626
‎別說出去，不過有人要搶你們銀行

1239
01:14:40,709 --> 01:14:43,584
‎別說出去？他們又要搶銀行？

1240
01:14:43,668 --> 01:14:45,126
‎搞屁啊？

1241
01:14:45,209 --> 01:14:48,168
‎混蛋！我還沒拿走微波爐裡的東西

1242
01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,209
‎幹！我還沒拿走便當！

1243
01:14:50,293 --> 01:14:52,584
‎別噓我！幹，我走人了

1244
01:14:53,251 --> 01:14:56,168
‎-幹！
‎-妳幹嘛講那句？

1245
01:14:56,251 --> 01:14:58,751
‎我叫妳什麼都別說的

1246
01:14:58,834 --> 01:15:00,084
‎這工作真他媽爛！

1247
01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:02,709
‎就像歐文叫你們別講出去

1248
01:15:05,126 --> 01:15:08,251
‎這是陷阱！他們去搶別家銀行了！

1249
01:15:11,459 --> 01:15:14,126
‎-下車，我要徵用你的車
‎-休想

1250
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:17,251
‎我用好幾年才把椅子調成我要的角度

1251
01:15:17,334 --> 01:15:18,501
‎天啊

1252
01:15:20,251 --> 01:15:21,626
‎王八蛋！

1253
01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:24,876
‎-去哪裡？
‎-亞特拉斯儲備銀行，他們急了

1254
01:15:26,084 --> 01:15:27,584
‎快啦！

1255
01:15:30,918 --> 01:15:32,376
‎可以快一點嗎？

1256
01:15:36,918 --> 01:15:38,626
‎現在重頭戲來了

1257
01:15:39,459 --> 01:15:42,126
‎同步手動鎖

1258
01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:47,959
‎對

1259
01:15:55,043 --> 01:15:57,043
‎這訊號也太囂張了

1260
01:15:59,626 --> 01:16:01,293
‎天啊，歐文，我們懂了

1261
01:16:01,376 --> 01:16:02,584
‎媽的吵死了

1262
01:16:02,668 --> 01:16:06,043
‎告訴妳，這小子要是活著
‎我一定宰了他，媽的鬼

1263
01:16:06,126 --> 01:16:09,918
‎三、二、一，開

1264
01:16:30,126 --> 01:16:31,126
‎拉開吧

1265
01:16:42,834 --> 01:16:46,376
‎不准動，這是搶劫！所有人立刻趴下

1266
01:16:47,001 --> 01:16:48,334
‎搞屁啊？

1267
01:16:48,834 --> 01:16:50,293
‎對不起，我膽小

1268
01:16:50,376 --> 01:16:52,001
‎我不懂怎麼管銀行

1269
01:16:52,084 --> 01:16:54,751
‎我竟然成功了

1270
01:16:54,834 --> 01:16:56,793
‎歐文，你他媽的膽小鬼！

1271
01:16:59,334 --> 01:17:00,876
‎這下可好，我噴奶了

1272
01:17:03,043 --> 01:17:04,668
‎讚啦！

1273
01:17:15,584 --> 01:17:17,168
‎放開我！

1274
01:17:20,918 --> 01:17:22,126
‎帕克，我來了

1275
01:17:25,543 --> 01:17:27,543
‎不對，徹底失敗

1276
01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:37,501
‎天啊

1277
01:17:39,876 --> 01:17:40,918
‎天啊

1278
01:17:43,709 --> 01:17:45,793
‎好了，美女，出去

1279
01:17:45,876 --> 01:17:49,251
‎所有單位，亞特拉斯儲備銀行遭搶

1280
01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:53,043
‎-我就知道，尼爾，開快點
‎-我開車重視技巧，不重視速度

1281
01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,793
‎至少開到速限吧

1282
01:17:54,876 --> 01:17:56,793
‎你兒子命在旦夕耶！

1283
01:17:56,876 --> 01:17:58,876
‎-快一點
‎-好，我來了

1284
01:17:58,959 --> 01:18:00,334
‎你允許了吧？

1285
01:18:08,459 --> 01:18:12,001
‎你現在這樣有點丹馬利諾的感覺

1286
01:18:12,084 --> 01:18:12,918
‎丹馬利諾？

1287
01:18:13,876 --> 01:18:15,668
‎我有一次在雜交大會碰到他

1288
01:18:16,418 --> 01:18:18,668
‎你們以為他只有手臂粗嗎？

1289
01:18:18,751 --> 01:18:21,334
‎我不知道，我在車上等

1290
01:18:24,209 --> 01:18:27,584
‎好，緊急逃生開關，每個金庫都有

1291
01:18:31,459 --> 01:18:33,126
‎蓋瑞怎麼會找不到？

1292
01:18:45,751 --> 01:18:49,293
‎表哥，有人預約搶銀行接應司機嗎？

1293
01:18:50,543 --> 01:18:52,459
‎嘿，還好吧？

1294
01:18:52,543 --> 01:18:54,168
‎-搶得怎麼樣？
‎-閉嘴

1295
01:18:54,251 --> 01:18:57,918
‎後面有嗎啡，如果想打幾…

1296
01:18:58,001 --> 01:19:00,209
‎-快走吧
‎-好，上路囉！

1297
01:19:00,293 --> 01:19:02,126
‎-快開！
‎-好，沒問題

1298
01:19:20,126 --> 01:19:22,834
‎-是他們嗎？
‎-去後座，我開車

1299
01:19:22,918 --> 01:19:26,293
‎我到後座會暈車，瑪芝去後座吧？

1300
01:19:26,376 --> 01:19:28,668
‎我不要，後座都是蛋的味道

1301
01:19:28,751 --> 01:19:30,043
‎快點動啦！

1302
01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:31,793
‎-好啦
‎-好，我來了

1303
01:19:31,876 --> 01:19:34,709
‎-好
‎-開始動了，好

1304
01:19:34,793 --> 01:19:37,751
‎下車走到後座比較快

1305
01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,459
‎不會，這樣比較簡單

1306
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:41,251
‎-不行！
‎-我在動了，我卡太緊了

1307
01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:42,376
‎我堅持到底

1308
01:19:42,459 --> 01:19:45,918
‎所有單位，嫌犯走榆樹街往北逃逸

1309
01:19:46,001 --> 01:19:47,876
‎好，快走，上啊！

1310
01:19:49,876 --> 01:19:51,459
‎天啊

1311
01:19:58,001 --> 01:20:00,376
‎這是我第一次覺得妳漂亮

1312
01:20:00,459 --> 01:20:04,459
‎我本來想在妳爸回心轉意時穿這件

1313
01:20:04,543 --> 01:20:07,418
‎性感又有品味

1314
01:20:07,918 --> 01:20:09,876
‎我看起來像中樂透的毒蟲

1315
01:20:09,959 --> 01:20:12,751
‎要在郵輪上的賭場跟機關槍凱利結婚

1316
01:20:12,834 --> 01:20:15,126
‎我喜歡機關槍凱利

1317
01:20:15,209 --> 01:20:17,751
‎他有一股細屌的氣勢

1318
01:20:18,959 --> 01:20:21,418
‎我們把錢送來了

1319
01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:23,584
‎賤貨！

1320
01:20:23,668 --> 01:20:27,084
‎總算，他們選的車真有意思

1321
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,793
‎記得給我五顆星好評

1322
01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:32,834
‎優步

1323
01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:46,543
‎沒關係

1324
01:20:50,293 --> 01:20:53,376
‎錢都拿來了，500萬

1325
01:20:55,834 --> 01:20:57,168
‎比利和莉莉呢？

1326
01:20:57,251 --> 01:20:58,918
‎負責引開警察

1327
01:21:02,626 --> 01:21:05,918
‎靠，這個不是音量，抱歉啦…

1328
01:21:06,001 --> 01:21:07,001
‎抱歉，我的錯

1329
01:21:07,668 --> 01:21:11,751
‎帕克，妳好，我是羅哥
‎還記得羅伊鐵板燒嗎？

1330
01:21:12,459 --> 01:21:16,334
‎哇，歐文…你成功了

1331
01:21:16,418 --> 01:21:19,168
‎漂亮，非常好

1332
01:21:19,918 --> 01:21:20,918
‎這樣吧

1333
01:21:21,001 --> 01:21:24,334
‎我的債都還清，你們可以走了

1334
01:21:24,876 --> 01:21:28,418
‎這筆錢應該對分，當作結婚禮物

1335
01:21:29,043 --> 01:21:30,793
‎開玩笑的啦

1336
01:21:30,876 --> 01:21:32,459
‎我要把你們兩個做掉

1337
01:21:32,543 --> 01:21:34,543
‎休想，不准動，好嗎？

1338
01:21:34,626 --> 01:21:36,126
‎誰都別輕舉妄動

1339
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:37,959
‎你死定了

1340
01:21:38,709 --> 01:21:39,543
‎放開她

1341
01:21:39,626 --> 01:21:42,543
‎你好可愛，把槍放下，大男生

1342
01:21:42,626 --> 01:21:44,418
‎你媽的以為自己在幹嘛？

1343
01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:48,334
‎幹，他們又給我水槍？

1344
01:21:53,793 --> 01:21:56,418
‎-天啊！
‎-我操你媽的！

1345
01:21:56,501 --> 01:22:00,001
‎哇，我表哥是正港殺人犯

1346
01:22:01,043 --> 01:22:02,959
‎天啊，帕克

1347
01:22:03,043 --> 01:22:05,251
‎-你還好吧？
‎-帕克，天啊

1348
01:22:05,334 --> 01:22:07,209
‎天啊，帕克，妳還好吧？

1349
01:22:07,293 --> 01:22:08,543
‎-還好
‎-天啊

1350
01:22:11,959 --> 01:22:12,918
‎妳好…

1351
01:22:18,793 --> 01:22:21,043
‎-天啊，怎麼回事？
‎-我不知道

1352
01:22:21,126 --> 01:22:23,376
‎槍上有手汗，我以為是水槍

1353
01:22:23,459 --> 01:22:24,876
‎結果不是，裡面有子彈

1354
01:22:24,959 --> 01:22:26,001
‎-什麼？
‎-搞屁啊？

1355
01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:29,084
‎你們是銀行搶匪？你們騙我一輩子？

1356
01:22:29,168 --> 01:22:32,293
‎寶貝，我們只想保護妳，所以沒見妳

1357
01:22:32,376 --> 01:22:35,043
‎-我們想讓妳安全
‎-那歐文呢？

1358
01:22:35,126 --> 01:22:37,376
‎你們拖他下水，要是他被殺呢？

1359
01:22:37,459 --> 01:22:39,334
‎我們叫他別來，他不聽

1360
01:22:40,251 --> 01:22:41,251
‎真的嗎？

1361
01:22:41,918 --> 01:22:44,668
‎妳是我世界上最重要的人，所以…

1362
01:22:47,376 --> 01:22:51,084
‎他很厲害，他做得真的很好

1363
01:22:51,168 --> 01:22:54,168
‎我…慢慢喜歡你了

1364
01:22:54,251 --> 01:22:55,251
‎你很棒

1365
01:22:56,168 --> 01:22:57,168
‎握手

1366
01:22:58,418 --> 01:23:00,626
‎不行，把手拿開

1367
01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:02,168
‎-我們是一家人
‎-什麼？

1368
01:23:03,376 --> 01:23:04,209
‎喂

1369
01:23:04,793 --> 01:23:06,709
‎-我沒伸舌頭
‎-我有

1370
01:23:07,209 --> 01:23:08,459
‎來，好戲上場

1371
01:23:08,543 --> 01:23:11,001
‎我們把全市警察都引來了，快跑

1372
01:23:11,084 --> 01:23:13,251
‎可別在大喜之日坐牢

1373
01:23:13,334 --> 01:23:14,751
‎-快走
‎-我愛妳

1374
01:23:15,293 --> 01:23:16,334
‎開車，快點

1375
01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:27,168
‎比利和莉莉麥多摩

1376
01:23:27,251 --> 01:23:29,418
‎我終於抓到你們了

1377
01:23:54,418 --> 01:23:55,751
‎危機結束了嗎？

1378
01:23:56,334 --> 01:23:57,751
‎天啊，你真爛

1379
01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:08,501
‎-艾妲，快點
‎-我在快了

1380
01:24:08,584 --> 01:24:09,918
‎-快點
‎-我在快了

1381
01:24:10,459 --> 01:24:13,418
‎我從事銀行保全業多年

1382
01:24:13,501 --> 01:24:17,084
‎大家不知道重點是防範
‎要眼觀四面，耳聽八方

1383
01:24:17,168 --> 01:24:19,168
‎我洞悉銀行的風吹草動

1384
01:24:19,251 --> 01:24:21,668
‎有人搶銀行，我就得負責

1385
01:24:22,168 --> 01:24:24,334
‎但是我也得找工作，因為我辭了

1386
01:24:30,501 --> 01:24:31,418
‎整到他了

1387
01:24:35,001 --> 01:24:38,418
‎-她有過敏反應！
‎-這支湯匙含鎳嗎？

1388
01:24:38,501 --> 01:24:40,793
‎-大概漏掉一個
‎-她不會有事的

1389
01:24:40,876 --> 01:24:42,793
‎別擔心，大家冷靜，交給我

1390
01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:48,668
‎對，我不是英雄，只是個急救員

1391
01:24:49,876 --> 01:24:51,959
‎靠，這個沒用

1392
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:53,543
‎可是妳打疫苗了

1393
01:24:54,126 --> 01:24:56,043
‎-我馬上回來
‎-琳達阿姨…

1394
01:25:01,626 --> 01:25:02,959
‎老公

1395
01:25:03,043 --> 01:25:04,584
‎老婆，什麼事？

1396
01:25:05,251 --> 01:25:06,126
‎謝謝

1397
01:25:06,876 --> 01:25:10,918
‎謝謝你做了這麼多，這個禮拜…好忙

1398
01:25:12,418 --> 01:25:13,334
‎不客氣

1399
01:25:17,168 --> 01:25:18,918
‎-我愛你
‎-我愛妳

1400
01:25:19,001 --> 01:25:21,543
‎現在，各位先生女士

1401
01:25:21,626 --> 01:25:24,876
‎第一次用夫妻身分出現的

1402
01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:30,459
‎歐文白朗寧和帕克白朗寧夫婦！

1403
01:25:35,251 --> 01:25:36,418
‎你好帥

1404
01:25:43,001 --> 01:25:44,126
‎你們怎麼來了？

1405
01:25:44,209 --> 01:25:46,834
‎坐牢這種簡單小事哪能讓我

1406
01:25:46,918 --> 01:25:48,959
‎不出席女兒的婚禮？

1407
01:25:49,043 --> 01:25:50,251
‎你們逃獄了？

1408
01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:54,751
‎他們可以跳一支舞，吃一塊蛋糕

1409
01:25:55,459 --> 01:25:56,501
‎我們談好條件

1410
01:25:56,584 --> 01:26:00,043
‎我們認罪，然後幫他找出一個老朋友

1411
01:26:00,543 --> 01:26:02,501
‎-這位就是雪若？
‎-對啊

1412
01:26:04,334 --> 01:26:05,168
‎願意賞光嗎？

1413
01:26:05,251 --> 01:26:06,459
‎當然可以

1414
01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:10,668
‎帥哥，來媽媽這裡
‎讓他們見識什麼叫跳舞

1415
01:26:10,751 --> 01:26:11,584
‎遵命

1416
01:26:11,668 --> 01:26:13,001
‎我好替他高興

1417
01:26:13,084 --> 01:26:13,918
‎我也是

1418
01:26:14,793 --> 01:26:16,126
‎-坐牢耶
‎-這個嘛…

1419
01:26:16,209 --> 01:26:18,584
‎好吧，但他們出席算有誠意了

1420
01:26:37,293 --> 01:26:38,126
‎等一下

1421
01:26:39,584 --> 01:26:43,709
‎好耶，今晚大家都要懷孕喔！

1422
01:26:58,668 --> 01:27:00,876
‎他們前幾天搶我們銀行

1423
01:27:00,959 --> 01:27:04,043
‎拿槍挾持我，真是莫名其妙

1424
01:27:17,126 --> 01:27:20,084
‎我為你特別切了這一塊

1425
01:27:21,126 --> 01:27:23,376
‎歐文，謝謝你這麼貼心

1426
01:27:24,209 --> 01:27:25,334
‎小心別咬壞牙齒

1427
01:27:27,043 --> 01:27:28,209
‎好孩子

1428
01:27:28,793 --> 01:27:30,293
‎因為裡面有東西

1429
01:27:30,376 --> 01:27:32,334
‎-我們懂，沒事的
‎-好

1430
01:27:32,418 --> 01:27:34,334
‎-是迴紋針
‎-好

1431
01:27:34,418 --> 01:27:36,709
‎-我鑰匙留在車上
‎-閉嘴

1432
01:27:36,793 --> 01:27:38,793
‎-我懂了
‎-好，盡情享受

1433
01:27:39,293 --> 01:27:40,376
‎咬一口

1434
01:27:44,501 --> 01:27:45,501
‎開始吧

1435
01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:20,251
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