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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎給妳，夫人

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‎妳看！

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‎糖漿

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‎-我有比糖漿更棒的東西
‎-是什麼？

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‎假裝的糖漿

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‎-給妳
‎-假愛麗兒要假裝的糖漿嗎？

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‎給妳，假愛麗兒

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‎她夠了嗎？
‎不能再給了，好多糖漿喔

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‎妳要帶哪件睡衣去爸爸家？彩虹的？

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‎-還是獨角獸的？
‎-彩虹的

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‎搞定，簡單，選得好

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‎妳很期待去爸爸家過感恩節嗎？

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‎-那是什麼？
‎-它是很複雜的日子

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‎等妳長大一點我再跟妳說

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‎但現在妳只要知道妳是要去爸爸家

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‎妳會吃到很多食物

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‎妳要想著妳感謝的那些事情

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‎我不會在那裡，我會很想妳

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‎但妳會玩得很開心

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‎媽咪有好多房子要去打掃

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‎很多人都希望他們的房子
‎在感恩節前打掃乾淨

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‎那些鬆餅吃得怎麼樣了？

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‎-妳看那個我吃了
‎-嘿

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‎抱歉，妳得吃點鬆餅才行

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‎該吃點鬆餅囉，小淑女

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‎只要妳把最後兩口鬆餅吃掉

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‎妳跟我就會有一個很特別的驚喜

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‎妳保證嗎？好，那就吃掉吧

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‎快點

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‎吃完了！

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‎等一下，我們要拿信，好嗎？

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‎（營養補充援助計畫）

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‎-猜我收到什麼？
‎-什麼？

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‎食物，今天會是很棒的一天
‎我感覺得到

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‎她來了

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‎老爺車，但是很安全

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‎我爺爺開了它三十幾年

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‎誰要是撞到它都會有麻煩

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‎你確定這不會給你添麻煩嗎？

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‎不會，它只是扔在我的車庫裡
‎妳算是幫了我一個忙

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‎車子需要有人開，不然電瓶會壞掉

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‎好，謝謝你

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‎嘿，妳覺得我們的大驚喜怎麼樣？

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‎-藍色
‎-妳覺得它是藍色嗎？

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‎我們一直都是搭巴士
‎有了這輛車就完全改觀了

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‎我超興奮的，都想親你的車了

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‎-可以啊，我才洗過車
‎-再次謝謝你的兒童座椅

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‎喔，對，那個布雷迪坐不下了
‎我想說麥蒂可以坐

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‎幹嘛？

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‎-等我存夠錢就會還你
‎-妳要留著開多久都行

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‎嘿，麥蒂
‎妳有什麼火雞日大計畫嗎？

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‎-去爸爸家
‎-喔，爸爸家啊，真好

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‎妳們兩個都要去她爸家還是…？

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‎沒有，只有麥蒂去

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‎好，妳感恩節如果需要有地方去…

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‎謝謝

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‎我爸媽會做豐盛的大餐，歡迎妳

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‎謝謝，我要工作，但你真貼心

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‎-妳感恩節要工作？
‎-對

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‎我沒照顧她的時候都會盡量接工作

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‎酷

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‎嘿，也許改天妳可以
‎帶著那個老爺去我家

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‎是指車子，因為我剛才叫它老爺車

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‎我猜我是要約妳出去啦

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‎但是…

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‎不，天哪，如果有條件
‎我就不要你的車了

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‎沒有，我不是那個意思

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‎我的人生現在沒打算要約會

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‎妳的人生沒打算要約會，瞭解

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‎-我真的很感謝你幫忙
‎-不用客氣，妳需要鑰匙

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‎那就…

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‎-謝謝你，奈特
‎-不客氣

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‎我是說真的

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‎-不用客氣
‎-好

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‎（營養補充援助計畫每週67塊半）

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‎那些藍莓怎麼樣？

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‎-好啊
‎-好嗎？

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‎妳好

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‎紙袋或塑膠袋？

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‎紙袋，謝謝

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‎我今天要用這個

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‎請清潔貧窮走道…

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‎我這幾個就先不買了

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‎麻煩67塊4毛5

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‎像卡一樣用刷的
‎再輸入表格上的密碼

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‎謝謝

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‎-紙袋或塑膠袋？
‎-塑膠袋就好

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‎我們開新車
‎去做點超級好玩的事好不好？

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‎走！

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‎我覺得妳作弊喔！

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‎好了，妳要去爸爸家住兩天

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‎妳會玩得超級開心
‎然後媽咪就會來接妳

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‎這樣可以嗎？
‎妳要在那邊過感恩節嗎？

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‎嘿

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‎她來啦，我的乖女兒，嗨，寶貝

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‎謝謝你過來這裡

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‎哪裡，妳這次有裝點心吧？

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‎我們應該平分花費的，尚恩
‎你也可以買點心

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‎對，好
‎妳準備好開心玩了嗎，麥蒂？

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‎-她還沒睡午覺
‎-好，很好

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‎媽咪把心情不好的妳交給我

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‎-她可以在你車上午睡
‎-那不算真的午睡

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‎你是怎麼了？

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‎我很累，我上班到很晚

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‎不得不配合妳的行程
‎一早起來趕渡輪

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‎你宿醉了

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‎我沒有，我跟妳說了，我沒有喝酒

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‎-還是沒喝？
‎-對，還是沒喝

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‎我其實快拿到白色戒酒徽章了
‎感覺很好

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‎我有點愛上戒酒了，妳知道嗎？
‎不會老是覺得很糟糕

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‎-我從你氣色看得出來
‎-對，我自己也知道

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‎所以麥蒂明天會在你家？

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‎對，妳要做什麼？跟妳媽過節嗎？

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‎她搞失蹤，你知道她遇到節日都這樣

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‎但我沒事，不用再替我難過了

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‎-我沒有
‎-好

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‎我愛妳

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‎妳玩得開心點，好嗎？

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‎嘿，妳明天可以過來
‎如果妳要的話，會很開心的

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‎不用了，謝謝你，你們開心玩吧

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‎不能說我們沒努力過，對吧，小麥？

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‎好了，跟媽咪說再見

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‎我超愛妳的，再見，小可愛！

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‎馬鈴薯袋

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‎再見！媽媽再見！

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‎媽媽再見！

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‎所以我決定不洗車了

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‎住在這的好處之一
‎就是常下雨，免費洗車

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‎妳知道還有什麼免費嗎？
‎痛苦與心痛，痛苦與受罪

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‎我媽都這樣說

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‎不用管這些罐子，把外面清乾淨就好

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‎我們要送去遊民庇護所

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‎他們每年感恩節都會募捐食品

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‎所以我會進食品儲藏室
‎把快過期的找出來

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‎我要去全食超市了！感恩節快樂！

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‎感恩節快樂！

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‎（寶寶）

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‎（尚恩）

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‎那些都是沒用的蔬菜

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‎記得要給丹尼爾素食選項

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‎莎拉…我要掛電話囉
‎好嗎？小心開車

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‎我快被你妹逼瘋了

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‎我應該要幾點去西塔科接班奈特？

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‎老公，我只知道
‎我要去你媽家跟你會合

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‎嗨

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‎老公，這位是艾莉克絲，女傭

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‎-我應該這樣稱呼妳嗎？
‎-好，可以叫女傭

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‎-嗨，我是詹姆斯，幸會
‎-很高興認識你

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‎-生意好嗎？
‎-很忙

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‎是嗎？蕾吉娜
‎妳知道我們有七個派吧？

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‎我們真有必要帶七個派嗎？
‎妳根本就不吃派

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‎它們不是拿來吃的，是拿來看的

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‎我們可以在宣布之後端出來

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‎當做是慶祝

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‎你可以幫我放到車上嗎？謝謝

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‎抱歉，他們叫我三點過來
‎我不知道你們還會在這裡

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‎沒關係，是我們算是晚出門了

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‎我真的很感激妳讓我回來做

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‎在達西先生的事情之後

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‎我不喜歡其他女生的打掃方式

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‎好，我們出門了

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‎可以給我你們的無線網路密碼嗎？

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‎我在這裡收不到訊號
‎我不能失聯，不然我女兒會…

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‎妳女兒，對

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‎所以妳把她搶回來了？

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‎部分監護權，對
‎她現在跟她爸在一起

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‎謝謝

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‎-這是5還是S？
‎-是S

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‎抱歉留下一團亂
‎我從天亮就一直在做烘焙

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‎但房子還是要賣掉
‎所以妳要徹底清乾淨，好嗎？

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‎沒問題

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‎其實我上次發現樓上的客房浴室

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‎填縫劑需要深層清潔
‎但漂白水味可能會很重

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‎我想我可以趁明天你們不在時
‎過來處理

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‎感恩節當天？

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‎對，我沒什麼事好做
‎有工作的話最好

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‎那要額外收費吧？
‎我想你們有假日費率？

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‎不用，我不會跟妳額外收費

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‎那好吧

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‎來，達西先生，好乖

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‎我要帶牠一起走

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‎你也感恩節快樂，達西先生

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‎把白醋倒在磁磚縫上

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‎稍微浸泡一下

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‎小蘇打粉會增加一些砂礫

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‎帶出一點粗糙感

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‎看，砂礫就弄掉了

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‎（管家的告白）

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00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,329
‎（女傭的告白）

191
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,189
‎（我的名字是艾莉克絲）

192
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:56,409
‎（艾莉克絲，只想來點匿名性行為）

193
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,162
‎（要上嗎？）

194
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,123
‎（人尋人）

195
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,500
‎喜歡我的鬍子嗎？

196
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,544
‎這是我姪子，妳想幹嗎？

197
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,839
‎這是我的蛇

198
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,636
‎做了兩人份的晚餐，都吃掉了

199
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,097
‎戒酒的單親爸爸

200
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,748
‎請在嗶聲後留言

201
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:49,754
‎嘿，媽，只是打個電話給妳
‎因為是感恩節

202
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,342
‎就這樣，改天再聊，愛妳，掰

203
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:59,055
‎什麼？超酷的！
‎妳最愛遊行的哪個部分？

204
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,056
‎聖誕老人

205
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,766
‎妳看到聖誕老人了？

206
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,102
‎天哪，寶貝！

207
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,770
‎讓我跟媽咪講話

208
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:10,901
‎-嘿，我們要走了
‎-不，我才剛講電話

209
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:14,529
‎我知道
‎但妳說“感恩節快樂，媽咪”

210
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:18,450
‎感恩節快樂，媽咪

211
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,577
‎我愛妳，麥蒂，我好愛妳…

212
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,433
‎感恩節快樂，我會滿足妳的

213
00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,021
‎我感恩那個屁股

214
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,522
‎想吸我的鬍子嗎？

215
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:56,251
‎怎麼了，火雞？

216
00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,419
‎（韋恩：怎麼了，火雞？）

217
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,966
‎忘了我說過那句話吧

218
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,927
‎妳的原住民日過得怎麼樣？

219
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,597
‎感覺跟別的日子沒兩樣

220
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:10,515
‎你呢？

221
00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,434
‎我快被家人搞瘋了

222
00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,061
‎我才回家48小時

223
00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:18,022
‎就已經在考慮把班機改成“現在”

224
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,232
‎妳呢？

225
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,025
‎一樣

226
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,656
‎你的檔案寫你念紐約大學

227
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,200
‎你是半個法國人

228
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:32,495
‎（韋恩：對，我在亞維儂長大）

229
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:37,792
‎我念紐約大學研究所，念攝影

230
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,339
‎我是蒙大拿藝術學院的大二生

231
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:47,468
‎我念創意寫作

232
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,053
‎作家啊

233
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,893
‎你想玩遊戲嗎？

234
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,189
‎我願意跟妳玩任何遊戲

235
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,275
‎或是在妳身上玩

236
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,654
‎或是在妳旁邊玩
‎其實妳想怎樣都可以

237
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,493
‎要玩“見面”嗎？

238
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,372
‎要在哪裡碰面？

239
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,750
‎我們可以在這裡碰面

240
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,420
‎在我家

241
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,453
‎-嘿
‎-嗨

242
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:56,663
‎妳好嗎？

243
00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,581
‎-你要不要…
‎-我給妳帶了葫蘆

244
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,795
‎不知道能不能吃，但是過節嘛

245
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:06,506
‎謝謝

246
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,051
‎進來吧

247
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,056
‎這是妳爸媽家？

248
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:19,978
‎對…我爸跟我繼母的家

249
00:25:20,645 --> 00:25:24,274
‎有點過頭了，我知道
‎他們現在在百慕達

250
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,444
‎希望不是三角洲

251
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:34,367
‎不是啦，我想是渡假的地方

252
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:42,125
‎好，抱歉，我真的很緊張
‎緊張到指甲都在流汗了

253
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,545
‎妳好漂亮

254
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174
‎嗨，我是韋恩

255
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,720
‎-艾莉克絲
‎-作家

256
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:56,681
‎對

257
00:25:58,433 --> 00:26:00,810
‎妳好香，我剛聞到妳了

258
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:02,854
‎不是故意的

259
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,904
‎-你要喝一杯嗎？
‎-拜託了

260
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:23,416
‎妳要帶我參觀一下嗎？

261
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:28,713
‎我想你懂的

262
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:32,550
‎這裡是廚房

263
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:35,345
‎對，好乾淨

264
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:38,806
‎我們有個很棒的女傭

265
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:51,361
‎妳喜歡米蘇拉嗎？

266
00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,239
‎還不錯

267
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,492
‎老師都很棒

268
00:26:58,576 --> 00:26:59,869
‎我只想寫作，所以…

269
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,789
‎妳知道哪裡有很棒的小說寫作課嗎？

270
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:04,499
‎新學院

271
00:27:05,333 --> 00:27:08,711
‎-妳有想過去紐約嗎？
‎-太貴了

272
00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:12,924
‎妳爸不能幫妳嗎？

273
00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,802
‎我不拿他的錢

274
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:22,975
‎我6歲的時候他跟我媽離婚
‎變成重生的基督徒

275
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:26,771
‎組成一個沒有我的全新家庭

276
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,275
‎那妳媽呢？妳跟她親嗎？

277
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:36,781
‎她是未經診斷的躁鬱症患者
‎所以不親

278
00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:39,575
‎靠，真抱歉

279
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:41,869
‎我現在覺得自己好爛

280
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:46,958
‎我對爸媽最大的抱怨是
‎他們寄太多電郵給我

281
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:52,797
‎-你爸媽幫你付學費？
‎-沒有，學費不是，只有公寓

282
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:55,633
‎他們幫我買房子當投資

283
00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:58,845
‎你爸媽幫你買公寓？在曼哈頓？

284
00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,138
‎對

285
00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:05,017
‎但我不喜歡拿他們的錢

286
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:09,480
‎在他們身邊讓我覺得好寂寞

287
00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:14,193
‎我們一年大概聚兩次吧
‎就只是坐在那裡滑手機

288
00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:16,529
‎等著那一天過去

289
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:20,533
‎妳呢？妳今天去哪了？

290
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:28,541
‎老實說我過去幾個感恩節
‎都跟我男朋友過

291
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:34,630
‎他有個小姪女會過來

292
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:38,718
‎通常就我們三個人

293
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:43,264
‎但我們分手了，所以

294
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,143
‎這是我第一次過節沒有他們

295
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,022
‎真遺憾

296
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,191
‎不用

297
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,693
‎這是我想要的

298
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,747
‎那妳在寫什麼？

299
00:29:08,956 --> 00:29:10,333
‎你又在拍什麼？

300
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:14,712
‎不行，不要再聊我了
‎跟我說妳在寫的東西

301
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:24,222
‎是新的東西
‎所以我還不知道該怎麼講

302
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,439
‎是講一個女人的故事

303
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,026
‎我愛女性當主角

304
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:43,616
‎她住在一棟美麗的大房子裡

305
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:48,371
‎是那種會登上雜誌封面的房子

306
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:55,127
‎她有一個私人健身教練
‎一個財務顧問

307
00:29:57,213 --> 00:29:58,548
‎和個人退休金帳戶

308
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:02,885
‎她去過羅浮宮不只一次

309
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:09,016
‎她整個週末都在…

310
00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:12,687
‎做熱石按摩

311
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,941
‎看她的初版書

312
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,613
‎她有一件羊絨毛衣讓她感覺

313
00:30:25,116 --> 00:30:29,412
‎像被一千隻小羊擁抱

314
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:36,711
‎她每天早上都在海景面前醒來

315
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:40,131
‎彷彿它只為她存在

316
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:41,424
‎好棒的細節

317
00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:45,469
‎她有大把時間

318
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,475
‎不用跟人家大排長龍

319
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,146
‎不用打卡上下班

320
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:02,904
‎只要她想
‎她有時間從頭開始做七個派

321
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,951
‎衝突點是什麼？

322
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:12,788
‎沒有衝突點

323
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:20,421
‎-有錢人什麼都有
‎-那不是真的

324
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:24,759
‎我有一台派樂騰健身車，我就很悲慘

325
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,304
‎-你有派樂騰？
‎-我看起來像有派樂騰嗎？

326
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,432
‎你看起來像會把它當椅子用

327
00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:33,434
‎好傷

328
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:49,325
‎靠

329
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,119
‎-怎麼了？
‎-靠…！

330
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,205
‎-你得走了
‎-什麼？

331
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,873
‎快點，穿上你的外套

332
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:59,293
‎我繼母來了，她討厭家裡有陌生人

333
00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:03,839
‎-快點
‎-好

334
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:07,051
‎-噓
‎-繞過去到房子側邊

335
00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:09,720
‎-我們可以再…
‎-不行，快走！再快一點！

336
00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:19,480
‎真的很抱歉，我剛剛準備要走了

337
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,279
‎我是來清磁磚縫的

338
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,132
‎妳想再喝一杯嗎？

339
00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:48,467
‎我真的很抱歉

340
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:50,469
‎沒關係

341
00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:53,347
‎要不要吃派？

342
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,100
‎要吃派嗎？

343
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,476
‎不用…

344
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,396
‎妳的感恩節過得怎麼樣？

345
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:07,319
‎還不錯，我打掃了

346
00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:14,410
‎我們在這張桌子上吃飯
‎一年一次吧？

347
00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:18,205
‎八千塊

348
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:22,251
‎我付的錢
‎這房子裡的一切都是我付的錢

349
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:25,046
‎我做那麼多工作

350
00:33:25,129 --> 00:33:28,007
‎忙到沒時間在這張桌子坐下來

351
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:32,678
‎持續工作對我來說一直都很重要

352
00:33:34,889 --> 00:33:37,058
‎認識詹姆斯的時候
‎我已經是合夥人了

353
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:41,353
‎我的閨密都說
‎“辭職吧！去享受人生”

354
00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:44,398
‎他也要我辭職

355
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:48,152
‎但我說“絕對不要”

356
00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:50,988
‎我想要尊重自己

357
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,699
‎我想要他尊重我

358
00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:09,590
‎妳以為妳瞭解的那些人
‎才是妳必須擔心的人

359
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,093
‎因為妳其實並不瞭解他們

360
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:16,387
‎妳瞭解的是妳告訴自己的故事
‎說他們是怎樣的人

361
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,432
‎好讓妳早晨下得了床

362
00:34:23,771 --> 00:34:25,189
‎過去這幾年

363
00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:29,151
‎有時候我看著我老公

364
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,072
‎他就只是坐在那裡

365
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,700
‎他是如此美麗

366
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,745
‎真是不公平

367
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,291
‎也許阿茲海默症就是這種感覺吧

368
00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:49,088
‎他雖熟悉，卻是陌生人

369
00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:51,548
‎我知道我愛他

370
00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,635
‎但我不認得他了

371
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:05,771
‎我只想要這個外星人滾出我的房子

372
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,527
‎我要真正的他回來

373
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,000
‎妳知道好笑的是什麼嗎？

374
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,797
‎他當初為了我離開他老婆
‎因為我年輕

375
00:35:31,881 --> 00:35:35,885
‎他跟他小孩的關係從來都不好
‎還想去整形

376
00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:43,601
‎但我不知道我有一個50歲女人的卵巢

377
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,354
‎妳可能毫不費力就懷孕了吧？

378
00:35:47,438 --> 00:35:49,023
‎妳要我回答嗎？

379
00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,818
‎當然，回答吧

380
00:35:55,863 --> 00:35:57,323
‎我輕輕鬆鬆就懷孕了

381
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:02,703
‎但除此之外我一點都不好過

382
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,538
‎我相信妳是

383
00:36:06,081 --> 00:36:07,583
‎我算算，經過了…

384
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,587
‎五年六次的試管嬰兒

385
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:15,090
‎其中一個真的撐到九週

386
00:36:15,883 --> 00:36:17,885
‎有了心跳，令人興奮

387
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,970
‎在那之後

388
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,600
‎還去了冥想靜修營

389
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:31,440
‎甚至跑了一趟墨西哥
‎做馬雅子宮按摩

390
00:36:32,191 --> 00:36:36,195
‎花了30萬之後

391
00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:39,531
‎現在

392
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:45,913
‎在奧勒岡有個叫喬安娜的女人

393
00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:50,376
‎懷了五個月的身孕，是我們的兒子

394
00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,378
‎我的兒子

395
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:57,675
‎我說得輕描淡寫
‎因為我們用的是捐贈的卵子

396
00:36:58,384 --> 00:37:01,929
‎總而言之
‎花了三個女人才造就出這個孩子

397
00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:07,559
‎一個出卵子，一個出子宮，一個出錢

398
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:10,312
‎就是我

399
00:37:13,941 --> 00:37:17,403
‎但她有傳照片給我

400
00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:21,615
‎我根本不知道我在看什麼

401
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:24,994
‎我在看什麼呢？

402
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,294
‎對，我想那是他的腳

403
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:46,098
‎那為什麼我一點感覺都沒有？

404
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,101
‎做母親的感覺百百種

405
00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:55,441
‎我能理解有些女人可以接受

406
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,361
‎不管怎樣，寶寶都是她們的

407
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:03,324
‎我真心以為我也能做那樣的女人

408
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:11,332
‎但是花了這麼多時間和金錢

409
00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:14,126
‎當我看著那個

410
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,879
‎我感覺不到愛

411
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,841
‎我感覺不到被愛

412
00:38:23,594 --> 00:38:25,346
‎我只感覺到絕望

413
00:38:30,768 --> 00:38:32,936
‎我從來沒想過
‎這個部分我要一個人承擔

414
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:35,397
‎一個人？

415
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,903
‎詹姆斯要離婚

416
00:38:44,281 --> 00:38:45,199
‎我很遺憾

417
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:47,659
‎他在去感恩節晚餐的路上告訴我

418
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:54,249
‎這肯定能排上某種混蛋排行榜吧

419
00:38:55,459 --> 00:38:57,836
‎我不是沒有料到

420
00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:05,135
‎每一次流產，他都離我越來越遠

421
00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:07,054
‎天哪，我在做什麼？

422
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:29,618
‎-清磁磚縫的錢
‎-不用了…

423
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,162
‎這裡乾淨到發亮啊，艾莉克絲

424
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:36,583
‎千萬不要讓任何人佔妳便宜

425
00:39:38,127 --> 00:39:42,881
‎讓妳覺得“沒那個價值”
‎明明妳那麼辛苦工作

426
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:45,217
‎工作

427
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:49,179
‎是妳唯一能依賴的東西

428
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,434
‎其它的都是脆弱的

429
00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:56,353
‎好嗎？

430
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:00,524
‎好

431
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,570
‎這個派也帶走吧

432
00:40:05,988 --> 00:40:06,822
‎不行

433
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:08,240
‎拜託了

434
00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,330
‎我可以看妳女兒的照片嗎？

435
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:17,416
‎當然可以

436
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:23,255
‎她幾歲？

437
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,631
‎快三歲了

438
00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,178
‎妳一個人養她？

439
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,807
‎妳喜歡當媽媽嗎？

440
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:36,852
‎我是為我女兒活的

441
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:42,274
‎妳可以走了

442
00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,654
‎出去順手關大門

443
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,072
‎好

444
00:40:50,032 --> 00:40:50,866
‎好

445
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:20,604
‎女傭的告白

446
00:41:22,272 --> 00:41:24,566
‎大家會在抽屜裡放奇怪的東西

447
00:41:26,318 --> 00:41:28,362
‎我大可以全部列出來

448
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,366
‎不過我要在這裡告白

449
00:41:33,242 --> 00:41:34,826
‎清潔別人的房子代表著

450
00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:38,830
‎我花好幾個小時打掃
‎貴到能幫我付大學學費的櫥櫃

451
00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:42,876
‎清洗貴到能幫我買棟房子的木質地板

452
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:48,382
‎很難不想要他們的東西、他們的生活

453
00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,343
‎不，說“想要”太好聽，是貪圖

454
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:54,221
‎很難不貪圖你渴望的他們的生活

455
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:57,724
‎因為看起來是那麼容易，那麼舒適

456
00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:03,689
‎椰子水、書架
‎無邊際泳池、冰鎮的桑塞爾葡萄酒

457
00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,276
‎但真相是

458
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:10,571
‎就算是有錢人住在夢想房屋裡

459
00:42:10,654 --> 00:42:14,616
‎有大理石浴室和落地窗海景

460
00:42:15,284 --> 00:42:17,077
‎他們的生活也還是有所缺乏

461
00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:23,834
‎也許那些長長的走廊和衣帽間
‎都只是躲藏的地方

462
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,297
‎也許那些玻璃
‎只是映照出你自己的孤寂

463
00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:36,263
‎也許當你住在那麼大的房子裡
‎你會在裡面迷失自己

464
00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:41,810
‎想到我要給自己和女兒的房子

465
00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:44,813
‎它不大也沒有一堆東西

466
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:51,069
‎我們各自有一張床
‎有一個平面給我寫作

467
00:42:53,196 --> 00:42:56,074
‎也許有個院子，改天養一隻大笨狗

468
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,789
‎但我們的空間就是家
‎因為我們在裡面相親相愛

469
00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:16,637
‎（韋恩：嘿！我們可以再見面嗎？）

470
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:20,724
‎（艾莉克絲：我騙你的，我有女兒）

471
00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,477
‎（我是以打掃房子為生的）

472
00:43:24,853 --> 00:43:26,063
‎說“嗨，媽咪”

473
00:43:27,147 --> 00:43:30,692
‎什麼？嗨…

474
00:43:36,365 --> 00:43:37,699
‎妳的火雞日過得怎麼樣？

475
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:41,161
‎很不錯，我們吃了蔓越莓醬，我不愛

476
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:44,122
‎天哪，我想死妳了

477
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:45,457
‎我們也想妳

478
00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:49,252
‎我以為妳可能會改變主意過來

479
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,799
‎我不想讓她搞混媽咪住哪裡

480
00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:01,264
‎-她吃過了嗎？
‎-吃了，吃炒蛋

481
00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,225
‎謝謝

482
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:09,439
‎-妳的寂寞感恩節過得怎樣？
‎-還好，其實還不錯啦

483
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,695
‎我在Tinder上面看到妳

484
00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:18,323
‎我也在Tinder看到你

485
00:44:21,618 --> 00:44:25,539
‎-你週五來接她？
‎-好，沒問題

486
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:28,375
‎好，謝啦

487
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,794
‎妳要不要給爸爸一個大大的吻別？

488
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,004
‎週五見

489
00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,925
‎再見，麥蒂！再見，麥寶！

490
00:44:37,968 --> 00:44:39,761
‎-謝謝
‎-妳們開心點喔

491
00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:43,932
‎猜猜看？妳喜歡派嗎？妳確定？

492
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:45,225
‎那妳有好消息

493
00:44:45,809 --> 00:44:49,896
‎我家裡有七個完整的派喔

494
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,774
‎-七個？
‎-七個完整的派

495
00:45:12,836 --> 00:45:16,047
‎好，我們出發吧，妳說好不好？

496
00:46:32,332 --> 00:46:34,834
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