1 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:38,163 Here you are, madam. 2 00:00:38,788 --> 00:00:40,458 Ta-da! 3 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,539 Syrup. 4 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:45,749 Uh... 5 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,966 -I have something even better than syrup. -What? 6 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:50,587 Pretend syrup. 7 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,640 -Here you go. -Does Schmariel want some pretend syrup? 8 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,846 Here you go, Schmariel. 9 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:05,226 She's had enough? I'll have to cut you off. That's a lot of syrup. 10 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,112 Which jammies you wanna bring to Daddy's? Rainbows? 11 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,864 -Or the unicorns? -Rainbows. 12 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,237 Done. Easy. Such a good choice. 13 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,485 Excited about spending Thanksgiving at Daddy's? 14 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:21,077 -What's that? -Well, it's a very complicated day, 15 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:24,334 and I'll tell you all about it when you get older. 16 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,337 But right now, just know you're going to your daddy's, 17 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,340 and you're gonna eat a whole lot of food 18 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,093 and think about all the things that you're thankful for. 19 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,506 And I'm not gonna be there, and I'll miss you a lot. 20 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:37,642 But you'll have a really good time. 21 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:40,062 Mommy's got a lot of houses to clean. 22 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,853 A lot of people want their houses cleaned before Thanksgiving. 23 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,323 -How are we doing on those pancakes? -Oh! 24 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,333 -Look at that one I ate. -Hey. 25 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:03,123 Excuse me. Boop, boop, boop. You need to eat some pancakes. 26 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,126 Time to eat some pancakes, young lady. 27 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:09,709 If you get down those last two bites of pancake, 28 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,676 you and me are gonna have a very special surprise. 29 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,388 You promise? All right, let's see it happen. 30 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:19,097 Let's do it. 31 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,273 Score! 32 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,515 Whoo! 33 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:35,278 One second. We gotta get our mail, okay? 34 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,127 -Guess what I got. -What? 35 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:59,968 Food. Today's gonna be a very good day. I can feel it. 36 00:03:01,055 --> 00:03:01,965 There she is. 37 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:04,563 It's a clunker, but it's safe. 38 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,732 My grandpa drove this thing for 30-some years. 39 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:10,061 If anybody hits this thing, they're gonna be in trouble. 40 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,438 Are you sure this isn't putting you out? 41 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,695 No, I mean, it just sits in my garage. You're kind of doing me a favor. 42 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:18,699 It needs to get driven or the battery dies. 43 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:20,331 Okay. Thank you. 44 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,834 Hey, what do you think of our big surprise? 45 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,039 -Blue. -You think it's blue? 46 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:30,291 We've been taking the bus, and this will be a game-changer. 47 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,796 I'm so excited. I'm gonna kiss your car. 48 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:36,929 -Yeah. You can. I just washed it. -Thanks again for the car seat. 49 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:41,345 Oh, yeah. Brady grew out of that one. I figured it would fit Maddy. 50 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:44,768 What? 51 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:49,729 -Uh, it's just until I can save up. -Keep it as long as you need. 52 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,150 Hey, Maddy, you got any big turkey-day plans? 53 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,613 -Daddy's. -Oh, Daddy's. That's great. 54 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,454 Are you both going to her dad's place, or...? 55 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,738 No, just Maddy. 56 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:06,332 Oh. Okay, well, hey, if you need somewhere to go for Thanksgiving... 57 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,462 Thanks. 58 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:11,708 My parents do just an incredible spread, and you're welcome if... 59 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,713 Thank you, I'm working, but that's sweet. 60 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,674 -You're working Thanksgiving? -Yeah. 61 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,928 I work whenever I can, when I don't have her. 62 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,046 Cool. 63 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:29,060 Hey, uh, maybe some time you could clunk that thing on down to my place. 64 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:36,190 Um, the car, because I called it a clunker before. 65 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,186 Um... 66 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:42,662 I guess I was trying to ask you out. 67 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,078 Um... 68 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,958 -Uh... -But, um... 69 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:56,629 No, I... Gosh, I don't wanna, you know, take the car if there's strings attached. 70 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,923 No, yeah, that's not what I meant. 71 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,337 My life's not set up for dating right now. 72 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,846 Your life's not set up for dating, I get that. 73 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:09,518 -I really appreciate this so much. -Yes, of course. You need the keys. 74 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,479 So... 75 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,067 -Thank you, Nate. -Yes, no problem. 76 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,740 I mean it, yeah. 77 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,111 -Anytime. -Okay. 78 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,758 How are those blueberries? 79 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,880 -Good. -Yeah? 80 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,718 Hi there. 81 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,314 Paper or plastic? 82 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:49,599 Paper, please. 83 00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,815 And I'm gonna be using one of these today. 84 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:06,365 Cleanup on aisle poor. Cleanup on aisle poor. 85 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,508 Uh, I'm actually gonna hold off on these guys. 86 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,443 67.45, please. 87 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,520 Swipe it, like a card. Use the pin from the form. 88 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,374 Thanks. 89 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,163 -Paper or plastic? -Just plastic. 90 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:58,576 What do you say we do something super, duper, duper fun, in our brand-new car? 91 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:14,731 Go! 92 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:16,099 I think you cheated! 93 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:57,234 Okay, so you're gonna go to your daddy's for two days, 94 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:02,270 you're gonna be super, duper, duper good, and then Mommy's gonna come pick you up. 95 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:05,686 Does that sound all right? You're gonna have your Thanksgiving there? 96 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,066 Uh-huh? 97 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,403 -Uh-huh? -Hey. 98 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,818 There she is, there's my girl. Hi, baby. 99 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:13,526 Aye! 100 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,617 Whoa! 101 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,995 Thank you for coming over here. 102 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:21,922 Yeah, did you pack a snack this time? 103 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,419 We're supposed to split costs, Sean. You can buy snacks too. 104 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,046 Right. Okay. You ready to have some fun, Maddy? 105 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:33,394 -And she hasn't had her nap yet. -Okay. Great. 106 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,928 Mommy gave you to me crabby. 107 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:40,102 -She can just nap in your car. -Yeah, it's not a real nap. 108 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,476 What's up with you? 109 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,899 I'm tired. I worked late. 110 00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:50,864 Had to get up early to get a ferry to accommodate your schedule. 111 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,027 You're hungover. 112 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:55,284 No, I'm not. Hey, I told you, I'm not drinking. 113 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,410 -Still? -Yes. Still. 114 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,208 I'm actually about to get my white chip. It feels good. 115 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:08,763 I'm kind of digging sobriety. You know? Not feeling like shit all the time. 116 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,601 -I can see it on your face. You look good. -Yeah, I know I do. 117 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:19,229 So Maddy will be at your place tomorrow? 118 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,438 Yep. What are you doing? Something with your mom? 119 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:27,611 She's AWOL. You know how she is with the holidays. 120 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,239 But I'm okay. Stop feeling sorry for me. 121 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,070 -I'm not. -Okay. 122 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,239 I love you. 123 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,289 You have a good time, all right? 124 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:48,963 Hey, you can come tomorrow. If you want. It'll be chill. 125 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,891 Uh, no, thank you, I'm good. You guys have fun. 126 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,812 Can't say we didn't try, right, Mad? 127 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,560 All right. Say bye to Mommy. 128 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,476 I love you so much. Bye, cutie! 129 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,979 Sack of potatoes. 130 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:12,821 Bye! Bye, Mom! 131 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,533 Bye, Mom! 132 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,924 So I decided not to get the car washed. 133 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:30,961 One good thing about living out here with all the rain, free car washes. 134 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,297 You know what else is free? Pain and heartache. Pain and suffering. 135 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,473 That's what my mother used to say. 136 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,098 Never mind these boxes, just clean around them. 137 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,563 We'll take them to the homeless shelter. 138 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,524 They do a food drive every Thanksgiving, 139 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,234 so I go through my pantry, find what's almost expired. 140 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:52,225 Well, I'm off to Whole Foods! Happy Thanksgiving! 141 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,568 Happy Thanksgiving! 142 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:22,164 But now you're up from the dream 143 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,005 Those are a pointless vegetable. 144 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:50,103 Just make sure to have a vegan option for Daniel. 145 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,693 Sarah, Sarah, I have to let you go. Okay? Drive safe. 146 00:12:57,067 --> 00:13:00,067 Your sister is driving me crazy. 147 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,414 What time should I pick up Bennett from SeaTac? 148 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:07,500 Honey, all I know is that I am meeting you at your mom's. 149 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,119 Hi. 150 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,706 Oh, honey, this is Alex. The maid. 151 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:18,207 -Is that what I'm supposed to call you? -Oh, yeah, maid's fine. 152 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:22,264 -Hi, I'm James, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 153 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,393 -How's business? -Busy. 154 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,430 Yeah? Regina, you know we've got seven pies, right? 155 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,555 Do we really need to bring seven pies? You don't even eat pie. 156 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,233 They're not for eating. They are for looking at. 157 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,323 We can put them out after the announcement. 158 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,438 It'll be like a celebratory thing. 159 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,777 Can you put them in the car for me, please? Thank you. 160 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,254 Sorry, they told me to come at 3. I didn't realize you would still be here. 161 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,960 No, yeah, we are running late. 162 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,380 I really appreciate you having me back. 163 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,221 After the Mr. Darcy thing. 164 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,929 I don't like the way the other girls clean, so... 165 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,352 Okay. We're off. 166 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,433 Um... 167 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,648 Can I get your Wi-Fi password? 168 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:19,778 I don't have any service here, and I have to be reachable in case my daughter... 169 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,953 Your daughter. Right. 170 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,831 So you got her back, then? 171 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:31,445 Partial custody, yeah. She's with her dad right now. 172 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,461 Thanks. 173 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,252 -Is this a five or an S? -It is an S. 174 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,720 I'm sorry to leave such a mess, but I've been baking since dawn. 175 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,470 But the house is still on the market, so do a thorough job. Okay? 176 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,393 Of course. 177 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:55,234 Actually, I noticed last time that the upstairs guest bathroom, 178 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:59,271 the grout could use a deep clean. But the bleach smell can be a lot. 179 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,526 I was thinking I could come in tomorrow and take care of it. 180 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,358 On Thanksgiving day? 181 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:08,816 Yeah, I don't have a lot going on, and I could use the work. 182 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:13,655 Well, does that cost extra? I imagine you have a holiday rate? 183 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,656 No, I won't charge you extra. 184 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,208 That's fine, then. 185 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,344 Now, Mr. Darcy, yes, yes, yes. 186 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,642 Taking him with me. 187 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,142 Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Mr. Darcy. 188 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,543 Once you pour the white vinegar on the grout line 189 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,167 and let that soak in for a little bit, 190 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,844 the baking soda will add some grit to the whole thing, 191 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,553 give it a little bit of texture. 192 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,303 See, the grit's coming right out. 193 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,459 Like my beard? 194 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,917 It's my niece. You wanna fuck? 195 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,802 This is my snake. 196 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,588 Made dinner for two. Ate both. 197 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,052 Sober, single dad. 198 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,746 Please leave a message after the tone. 199 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:49,713 Hey, Mom. Uh... Just giving you a call because it's Thanksgiving. 200 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,301 So, yeah, I'll talk to you later. All right, love you, bye. 201 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,010 What? That's so cool! What was your favorite part of the parade? 202 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,006 Santa. 203 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,724 You saw Santa? 204 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,057 Oh, my goodness, sweetie pie! 205 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,733 Hey, let me talk to Mommy. 206 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,856 -Hey, we gotta go. -No, I just got on the phone. 207 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:14,491 Yeah, I know, but say, "Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy." 208 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,411 Happy Thanksgiving, Mommy. 209 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,530 I love you, Maddy. I love you so-- 210 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,387 Happy Thanksgiving. You're gonna get stuffed. 211 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,983 I'm thankful for that ass. 212 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,481 Wanna suck on my beard? 213 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,251 What's happenin', turkey? 214 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,917 Let's just, yeah, forget I ever said that. 215 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,880 How's your Indigenous People's Day going? 216 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,545 Kinda just feels like any other day. 217 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:10,468 You? 218 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,389 Ah, well, my family is driving me insane. 219 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,015 I'm only home for 48 hours, 220 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,982 and I'm already considering changing my flight to "now." 221 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,193 How about you? 222 00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,981 Same. 223 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:26,605 Your profile says that you go to NYU 224 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,157 and that you're half French. 225 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,747 And I go to NYU. In grad school. For, uh, film. 226 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,300 I'm a junior at Montana College of Fine Arts. 227 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,434 And I'm studying creative writing. 228 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,011 A writer. 229 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,469 Uh-oh. 230 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,852 Do you want to play a game? 231 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,150 I'll literally play any game with you. 232 00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,229 Or on you. 233 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:06,605 Or next to you, or, really, whatever you want. 234 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,452 Wanna play "meet in person"? 235 00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,326 Where should we meet? 236 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:18,714 We can meet here... 237 00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:22,384 At my house. 238 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,410 -Hey. -Hi. 239 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,624 What's up? 240 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,543 -Do you want-- -I brought you a gourd. 241 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:03,749 I don't know if it's edible, but it's festive, so... 242 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,455 Thanks. 243 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,014 Come in. 244 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,008 Is this your parents' place? 245 00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:19,942 Yeah. Yeah. It's my dad and my stepmom's. 246 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,232 It's a little over the top, I know. They're in Bermuda right now. 247 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,401 Hopefully not the triangle. 248 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:34,320 No, yeah, I think, uh, the vacation part. 249 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:42,075 Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm really nervous, like, my fingernails are sweating. 250 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:45,499 You're so pretty. 251 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,131 Um... 252 00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:50,133 Hi. I'm Wayne. 253 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,675 -Alex. -The writer. 254 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,644 Yeah. 255 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,770 You smell good. I just smelled you. 256 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,805 Not on purpose. 257 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,272 Um... 258 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,857 -Do you want a drink? -Please, God. 259 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,791 Hmm. 260 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,369 Do you want to give me a tour? 261 00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:27,344 Uh... 262 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,249 I think you get it. Uh... 263 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,512 This is the kitchen. 264 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,300 Yes. Clean. 265 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:38,755 We have a really good maid. 266 00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,316 So how do you like Missoula? 267 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,199 It's good. 268 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,450 Teachers are really good. 269 00:26:58,533 --> 00:26:59,833 I just wanna write, so... 270 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,748 You know who has a great fiction writing program? 271 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,463 The New School. 272 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,670 -You ever thought about New York? -It's expensive. 273 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,881 Your dad can't help you out? 274 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,755 I don't take money from him. 275 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:22,933 He, uh, divorced my mom when I was 6 and became a born-again Christian, 276 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,726 and started a whole new family that I'm not a part of. 277 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:31,227 What about mom? Are you close with her? 278 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:36,741 She's undiagnosed bipolar, so no. 279 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,530 Damn, I'm sorry. 280 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:41,829 I feel like a dick now. 281 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:46,920 My biggest complaint about my parents is, like, they send me too many e-mails, so... 282 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,753 -Your parents pay for your school? -No. Not my school, just my apartment. 283 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,591 They bought it for me as an investment. 284 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,801 Your parents bought you an apartment? In Manhattan? 285 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,095 Yeah. 286 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,970 But I don't like taking money from them. 287 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,439 Being around them makes me feel... It makes me feel lonely. 288 00:28:10,105 --> 00:28:14,145 We get together twice a year, maybe, and we just sit around on our phones, 289 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,486 waiting for the day to end. 290 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,488 How about you? Where were you today? 291 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:28,501 Honestly, I've spent the past few Thanksgivings with my boyfriend. 292 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,590 He has this little niece that comes over and, uh... 293 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,681 It's usually just the three of us. 294 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:43,217 But we broke up, so... 295 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,096 This is my first holiday without them. 296 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:50,981 I'm sorry. 297 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,147 Don't be. 298 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:55,654 This is what I wanted. 299 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:07,695 So, what do you... What do you write about? 300 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,293 What do you make films about? 301 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:14,673 Nope, we're done talking about me. Tell me what you're working on. 302 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:24,175 It's new, so I don't really know how to talk about it yet. 303 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:33,401 It's a story about a woman. 304 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,983 I love female protagonists. 305 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,574 She lives in a big, beautiful house. 306 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,329 The kind of house that's on the cover of magazines. 307 00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:55,079 She has a personal trainer and a financial adviser. 308 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,510 And an IRA. 309 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,838 She's been to the Louvre more than once. 310 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,974 She spends entire Saturdays... 311 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,642 getting hot-stone massages. 312 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,898 And reading her first-edition books. 313 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:22,574 She has a cashmere sweater that makes her feel like... 314 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,373 she's being hugged by 1000 baby lambs. 315 00:30:32,288 --> 00:30:36,668 She wakes up every morning to a view of the ocean. 316 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:40,094 Like it exists just for her. 317 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,381 Nice detail. 318 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,428 She has the luxury of time. 319 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,426 No long lines to stand in. 320 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,098 No time cards to punch. 321 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,860 She has time to bake seven pies from scratch, if she wants to. 322 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,914 What's the conflict? 323 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:12,751 There isn't one. 324 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:20,376 -People with money have everything. -That's not true. 325 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,717 I mean, I have a Peloton, and I'm miserable. 326 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:28,256 -You have a Peloton? -Do I look like I have a Peloton? 327 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:31,389 You look like you use it as a chair. 328 00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,392 Ouch. 329 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,278 Fuck. 330 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,078 -What? -Fuck. Fuck! 331 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,160 -You gotta go. You gotta go. -What? 332 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,825 Come on. Put your coat on. 333 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,254 My stepmom's here, she hates having strangers in the house. 334 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,804 -Come on. -Okay. Okay. 335 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,006 -Sheesh. -Around there. Side of the house. 336 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,681 -Can we hang again before I--? -No. Go! Faster, go! 337 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:19,435 I'm so sorry. I was just getting out of here. 338 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,821 Oh. 339 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,243 I was here because of the grout. 340 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,091 You want another glass? 341 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,415 I'm so sorry. 342 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:50,432 Don't be. 343 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,298 How about some pie? 344 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,058 Want some pie? 345 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,430 No, no, no. 346 00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,346 So how was your Thanksgiving? 347 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:07,281 It was good. I cleaned. 348 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,374 We eat at this table... once a year? 349 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,163 Eight grand. 350 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:22,210 I paid for it. I paid for everything in this house. 351 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,999 I work so much 352 00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,956 that I don't have time to sit at this table. 353 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,643 That was always important to me, that I kept working. 354 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,016 I was already a partner when I met James. 355 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,305 My girlfriends all said, "Quit! Enjoy your life." 356 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,355 He wanted me to quit too. 357 00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:48,111 But I said, "Absolutely not." 358 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:50,945 I wanted to respect myself. 359 00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:53,664 I wanted him to respect me. 360 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:09,546 It's the people you think you know. That's who you have to worry about. 361 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,046 Because you don't actually know them. 362 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,349 You know the story you tell yourself about who they are. 363 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:19,388 So you can get out of bed in the morning. 364 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,148 The last few years... 365 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,111 sometimes I look at my husband... 366 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,027 he's just sitting there. 367 00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,657 And he's so beautiful. 368 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:39,704 And it's not fair. 369 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,253 And it's maybe what Alzheimer's feels like. 370 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:49,053 He's familiar, but he's a stranger. 371 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:51,514 And I know I love him. 372 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,585 But I don't recognize him. 373 00:34:59,138 --> 00:35:05,728 And I just want this alien to get the fuck out of my house. 374 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,480 I want the real him to come back. 375 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,963 Do you wanna know what's funny? 376 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,748 He left his wife for me because I was young, 377 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:35,838 and he'd never had a good relationship with his kids, and he wanted a do-over. 378 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:43,562 But unbeknownst to me, I had the ovarian reserve of a 50-year-old woman. 379 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,313 You probably got pregnant without even trying, didn't you? 380 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,975 Do you want me to respond? 381 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,783 Sure. Respond. 382 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,280 I got pregnant easy. 383 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:02,659 But I've had to bust my ass for everything else. 384 00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:04,497 I'm sure you have. 385 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,538 Let's see now, after... 386 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,538 five years and six rounds of IVF, 387 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:15,053 one of which actually made it to nine weeks... 388 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,840 and had a heartbeat, that was thrilling. 389 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,926 After all that, 390 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:24,559 then there were the meditation retreats, 391 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:31,395 and even a trip to Mexico for a Mayan uterus massage. 392 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:36,148 Three hundred thousand dollars later... 393 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:39,494 and now... 394 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:45,869 there is a woman named Joanna in Oregon... 395 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,328 who is five months pregnant with our son. 396 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,340 My son. 397 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:57,634 And I say that lightly because we used a donor egg. 398 00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,891 All in all, it took three women to make this baby. 399 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:07,520 One with the egg, one with the womb, and one with the money. 400 00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:10,265 Me. 401 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,358 But she does send me pictures. 402 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:21,570 I don't even know what I'm looking at. 403 00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:24,954 What am I looking at? 404 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,245 Yeah, I think that's his foot. 405 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:46,063 So then why don't I feel anything? 406 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:49,057 Being a mother looks like all kinds of things. 407 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,401 I can understand how for some women they can accept... 408 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,317 that the baby is theirs, no matter what. 409 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:03,284 And I really thought I could be that woman, I... 410 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:11,287 But after all this time and all this money... 411 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,077 when I look at that... 412 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,844 I don't feel love. 413 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,797 I don't feel loved. 414 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,301 I just feel desperate. 415 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,885 I never thought I'd do this part alone. 416 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,350 Alone? 417 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,857 James wants a divorce. 418 00:38:44,238 --> 00:38:45,158 I'm sorry. 419 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,619 He told me on the way to Thanksgiving dinner. 420 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:54,205 Which has got to be some sort of record for asshole-ness. 421 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:57,786 It was not like I didn't see it coming. 422 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:05,091 With every miscarriage we had, he just slipped further and further away. 423 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,006 Jesus, what am I doing? 424 00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:29,575 -For the grout. -No, no. Mm-mm. No. 425 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,118 It's fucking sparkling in here, Alex. 426 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,541 Don't ever let anybody take advantage of you. 427 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:42,844 Make you feel "less than" for all of your hard work. 428 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,170 Work. 429 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,137 It's the one thing you can count on. 430 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:53,385 Everything else is fragile. 431 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,314 Okay? 432 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:00,477 Okay. 433 00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,525 Take the pies too. 434 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:06,775 No. 435 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:08,201 Please. 436 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,289 Can I see a picture of your daughter? 437 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,365 Of course. 438 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,206 How old is she? 439 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,585 She's almost 3. 440 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,140 And you're doing it alone? 441 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,764 Do you like being a mom? 442 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,813 I live for my daughter. 443 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:42,233 You can go. 444 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,613 Close the gate on your way out. 445 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:49,025 Okay. 446 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:50,819 Okay. 447 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603 Confessions of a Maid. 448 00:41:22,229 --> 00:41:24,519 People keep weird things in their drawers. 449 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:28,315 And I could list them all here. 450 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:32,323 But instead, here's what I'll confess. 451 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,779 Cleaning people's houses means 452 00:41:34,867 --> 00:41:38,787 I spend hours dusting credenzas that could put me through college, 453 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:42,825 washing floors made of wood that could buy me a house. 454 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,341 It's hard not to want their things, their lives. 455 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,298 No, "want" is too soft a word. Covet. 456 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,183 It's hard not to covet these lives that you ache for, 457 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:57,681 because it all looks so easy, so pleasant. 458 00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:03,645 The coconut waters, the shelves of books, the infinity pools, the ice-cold Sancerre. 459 00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,233 But the truth is, 460 00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,528 despite being wealthy and living in a dream house 461 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:14,571 with marbled bathrooms and floor-to-ceiling views of the sea, 462 00:42:15,241 --> 00:42:17,031 their lives are still lacking. 463 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,790 Maybe all those long hallways and walk-in closets are just hiding places. 464 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:28,247 Maybe all that glass just shows you your own loneliness. 465 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:36,217 Maybe when you live in a house that big, you lose yourself in it. 466 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,769 When I think about the house that I want for my daughter and me, 467 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:44,770 it's not big and full of stuff. 468 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:51,027 There's a bed for each of us, a surface for me to write on. 469 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,033 Maybe a yard for a big, dumb dog someday. 470 00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:02,747 But our space is a home because we love each other in it. 471 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,020 Say, "Hi, Mommy." 472 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:30,654 What? Hi, hi, hi. 473 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,743 Oh... 474 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,662 How was your Turkey Day? 475 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:41,120 It was good, we had cranberry sauce. Not a fan. 476 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:44,081 Oh, my goodness, I missed you. I missed you. I missed you. 477 00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,413 We missed you too. 478 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:49,207 I thought maybe you'd change your mind and come by. 479 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:53,762 I don't wanna confuse her about where Mommy lives. 480 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,218 -Did she eat yet? -Yep, scrambled eggs. 481 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:03,176 Thanks. 482 00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:09,403 -So how was your lonely Thanksgiving? -It was okay. Kind of nice, actually. 483 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:14,645 I saw you on Tinder. 484 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,281 I saw you on Tinder. 485 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:25,495 -So you'll pick her up Friday? -Yeah. Yeah, sounds good. 486 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,327 Okay. Thanks. 487 00:44:28,415 --> 00:44:30,745 Why don't you give your daddy a big kiss goodbye? 488 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:32,955 See you Friday. 489 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,884 Bye, Maddy! Bye, Mad-dog! 490 00:44:37,925 --> 00:44:39,715 -Thank you. -You guys have fun. 491 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:43,889 Guess what. Do you like pie? Are you sure? 492 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,182 Good news for you. 493 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:49,846 I have seven whole pies at home. 494 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,727 -Seven? -Seven whole pies. 495 00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:16,003 All right, buddy, let's roll. What do you say?