1 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,650 How you doing, baby? 2 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,026 No, not you. 3 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:33,033 You. The bow-legged one. 4 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:47,459 Shoop. 5 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,151 Okay. 6 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,149 Good. 7 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:56,323 Now, big breath in... 8 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,408 and out. 9 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,753 Nice. 10 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:11,008 Okay, let's start coming back. 11 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,966 And... we're coming back to ourselves now. 12 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:20,886 Alex. 13 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,769 How did that go? 14 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:28,685 Did you get there? 15 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,899 So that's a simple five-minute meditation you can do 16 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,068 when you're feeling overwhelmed. 17 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,122 Or having a panic attack. 18 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,958 Let your mind take you back to that memory, 19 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,629 that place where you felt good. 20 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,998 And breathe into it. 21 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,722 Okay. 22 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,054 Who would like to share? 23 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,220 Alex? 24 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,019 I'm Alex. 25 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,517 And... 26 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,772 I'm here because I need therapy. 27 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,950 And what brings you to group today? 28 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,163 I'm just-- 29 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,581 I'm trying to... 30 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,830 figure out some stuff... 31 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,919 with my family right now, and... 32 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,956 piece together how I got here. 33 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,338 Where is here? 34 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,762 I don't know. Uh... 35 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:47,643 Um... 36 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,271 I grew up here. Uh... 37 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,525 So I see myself everywhere. 38 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,319 You know, I, uh... 39 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,531 I worked in that restaurant, and that bakery. 40 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,245 I went to that high school. I skateboarded in that parking lot. 41 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,832 Or I tried to. 42 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,456 Now... 43 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:18,304 Now I am 25 years old, and... 44 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:22,803 I'm living with my mother and my kid 45 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,970 in an RV, uh... 46 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,563 cleaning toilets full-time. 47 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,308 Pretty sexy stuff. 48 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:36,903 Um... 49 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:40,779 I almost left once. I got into college. 50 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:43,033 I got a scholarship, so... 51 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:47,946 I went to their orientation weekend and everything, and, uh... 52 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:53,213 I got to kayak in their river and... 53 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,258 hike the M. 54 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,088 There's this big M 55 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:03,263 above the campus in Missoula, on the side of the mountain. 56 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,640 Yeah. Uh... 57 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,403 I guess I'm just... 58 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,279 I'm not sure what happened to me. 59 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,330 Still 42 on the list. 60 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,536 No movement at all? 61 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:43,335 Why the fuck does this county offer Section 8 62 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,426 if it's a mythical unicorn that nobody gets? 63 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,891 Yeah, well, wait-lists are longer than usual right now. 64 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:51,813 There's unprecedented homeless numbers. 65 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:54,312 We need somewhere to live. 66 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:56,765 We were lucky to get you into that last apartment. 67 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,146 I'm on seven types of government assistance 68 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,243 and I'm working the maximum I can without getting my benefits cut. 69 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,860 But after food and gas and daycare co-pay, 70 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:07,907 we have a total of nine dollars extra every week. 71 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,742 That's a box of tampons. 72 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:12,537 How am I ever supposed to afford rent, even subsidized rent, 73 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,212 with nine dollars extra every week. 74 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,960 How is this assistance assisting me? 75 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,999 I can't keep living with my mother. 76 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,878 It's opening your heart chakras. Beating. 77 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,425 Mom, please. 78 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,300 It's 4 in the morning. 79 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,307 Uh... 80 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,731 What about Home TBRA? 81 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,270 Yeah. Uh... If we can get you a PJ. 82 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,105 A Participating Jurisdiction. 83 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,730 Okay, how do I do that? 84 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,947 Okay, so we need to find you a landlord 85 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:47,568 who's willing to accept the TBRA vouchers to subsidize the portion of the rent 86 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,077 you can't afford. 87 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,788 But they've got to be willing to jump through hoops. 88 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:55,499 And since Maddy is under 6, that makes it even harder. 89 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,291 It needs to be inspected first to make sure it's up to code, 90 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,626 and no landlord wants to do that. 91 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:04,509 Plus, it cannot be less than 80% of the published 92 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,680 Section 8 existing housing fair-market rent. 93 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:11,847 We're gonna un-enroll you from Section 8 because you can't be getting Home TBRA 94 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,391 if you're already getting TBRA with your Section 8. 95 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:17,312 Oh, my God, what is happening? 96 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:19,765 It's annoying, that's what I'm saying. 97 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,686 A lot of work for a landlord when you could just get full rent 98 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,355 from Tom, Dick or Sally. 99 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,994 So Home TBRA is a unicorn too? 100 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:29,913 No. 101 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,445 Home TBRA is real, and it's a good program, 102 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:36,286 you just have to convince a landlord to participate. 103 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:38,372 Turn on the charm, Alex. 104 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,273 So, uh... 105 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:03,107 you guys need first and last, or is there a little wiggle room? 106 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,987 You know, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. 107 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:16,122 You have such kind eyes. 108 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,164 You trying to get me to take a TBRA voucher? 109 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:21,963 Can I walk you through the TBRA guidelines? 110 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,299 It's very flexible. 111 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,548 It's not Monopoly money, ma'am. It's rent assistance. 112 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,092 I do have a job, I would be paying 70%. 113 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,676 Help a broke bitch out. 114 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,387 Hi, picking up Maddy Boyd. 115 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,347 Drew, can you grab Maddy? 116 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,267 One sec. 117 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,486 Rose! 118 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,293 Coming! 119 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,750 Okay, here-- Here we go. 120 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,170 That's not my kid. 121 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,795 Really, you're sure? 122 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,471 I'm sure, this is Harper, and I'm here for Maddy Boyd. 123 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,272 Where's Rose? 124 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,888 Oh, she quit. We think, yeah. 125 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,016 Went off for cigarettes and didn't come back. 126 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,149 I'll get the right kid, hang on. 127 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:33,613 You're kidding me. 128 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,448 They couldn't find her for 20 minutes, 129 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,163 she was asleep in a toy closet. 130 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:41,293 I don't know what's worse, losing my kid or trying to give me somebody else's. 131 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,962 Uh, losing your kid. Definitely. 132 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,961 I'm pretty sure that's a felony. 133 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,759 I'm faster. 134 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,591 No, I'm faster. 135 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,676 You okay? 136 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,756 Yeah, I'm okay. She's okay, so I'm okay. 137 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,687 -She seems okay to you, right? -Yeah, totally. 138 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,689 I can't ever bring her back to that shitty daycare ever again. 139 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,994 I'm faster than you. 140 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,779 Well, what about Sean? 141 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,413 Is, uh... Is he any help? 142 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,698 You've met Sean before, haven't you? 143 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,035 Yeah. Yeah, yep. 144 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,286 So... 145 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,535 I guess that's it with you guys? Case closed? 146 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,757 Case super closed. 147 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,675 Yeah, but it's hard. When you have a kid... 148 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:43,019 I mean, Karina and I kept trying to fix things for Brady. 149 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,805 I fixed things by leaving. 150 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,225 Maddy, wait up. 151 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,694 I could, like, talk to Brady's pre-school 152 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,987 and just see if they have an extra spot open for Maddy. 153 00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,244 -Oh, that's all right, thank you, though. -No, honestly. They are great. 154 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:04,746 They do ceramics with the kids, and... 155 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:09,920 uh, they grow herbs, and other pretentious things. 156 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,092 Sounds awesome. 157 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,210 No, that sounds awesome, but I, uh-- 158 00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:17,297 I get my government grant to supplement my daycare payments. 159 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,215 And it's an intense pain in the ass, 160 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:24,064 so really just the most garbage daycares want to deal with that. 161 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:24,981 Yeah. 162 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:31,023 I'll still talk to the owner of our place, explain the situation. 163 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,397 She's a sweet old hippie, you know. 164 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,993 -Thanks. -Yeah. 165 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:41,584 Look at us. You know, we're finally on a playdate with our toddlers. 166 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,417 Well, it was getting kind of weird how many times you asked. 167 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:56,297 Oh. 168 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,552 -Ready to see your daddy? -Yes! 169 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:05,805 We're meeting him at this diner, which is wildly inconvenient for Mommy. 170 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:09,851 But Mommy is so accommodating and flexible, don't you think so, Mad? 171 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,767 Yep. 172 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,149 Hey, how old are you about to be? Sixteen? 173 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,993 No. Three. 174 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,238 -Twenty-two? -No. Three. 175 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,740 -Nine years old? You're turning 9. -No! 176 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,033 -Three. -You're turning 3? 177 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,867 Oh, my God! 178 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,788 There you go. 179 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:29,921 Maddy! 180 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,541 Hey! 181 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,749 Mad-dog, hi. 182 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,628 -Look who's here. -How are you, buddy? 183 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,384 Got a high-five for Grandpa? 184 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:42,506 I got this. Stay safe. 185 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,098 You look tired, Alexandra. 186 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,270 What are you doing with Sean? 187 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,646 We go to the same meeting. 188 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,145 Sometimes we get pie afterwards. 189 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,741 Sometimes? So this is a regular thing. 190 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,913 Look, he's just going through a tough time right now. 191 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:10,663 And the program's all about service, just lending a hand. 192 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,251 I wish you'd let me help you. 193 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:19,674 Heard you and Maddy are staying in a van, with your mom and her sketchy boyfriend. 194 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,627 He's her husband now, actually. 195 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,758 Yeah. 196 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,773 That sounds about right. Bye. 197 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,597 What was my dad saying to you? 198 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,148 Nice to see you too. 199 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,149 I don't like you having pie with my dad. 200 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,530 Well, sometimes we mix it up, you know. 201 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,954 We get Jell-O, pudding. 202 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,620 The occasional breakfast pastry. Hmm? 203 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,461 Will you relax? 204 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,247 All right. 205 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,343 -He was just checking on me. -Why? 206 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:04,928 Part of getting sober is talking about why you drink. 207 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,426 -And that's me? -No, Alex. 208 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,354 Not everything in my life is about you. 209 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,191 I happen to be figuring out some stuff with my family right now. 210 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,528 What stuff? 211 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,907 Fucked-up stuff that I didn't remember until just now. 212 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,449 AA just shakes it all loose. 213 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,293 Tell me. 214 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:33,962 Okay. 215 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,787 Like, um... 216 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,090 I'd used Narcan on my mom before I was 12. 217 00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,335 That my step-dad beat me with a tire iron. 218 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,135 That I dropped out of high school and got a job 219 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,469 because my brother was legitimately starving. 220 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:53,642 That, um... I've been a drunk since I was nine. 221 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,308 Nine? 222 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:00,648 I'm being honest. 223 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:04,357 Wow. 224 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,567 Yeah. 225 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,952 Well, Hank says it's a breakthrough. 226 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,405 My dad is not the authority on reality. 227 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,209 Okay. 228 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,168 Whoa! 229 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,132 Come on, Mad-dog, let's get out of here. 230 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,462 What? 231 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,087 I just shared something with you. 232 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,806 Where am I dropping her tomorrow? 233 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,942 Are you still at your mom's? 234 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,810 Yeah, I'm looking at new places today. 235 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,654 Hey, I'm sorry. 236 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,819 I fucked up in there. 237 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,947 What you're going through is really tough, and I get it. 238 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,243 I should have said that you're doing great, because you are. 239 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,998 -You're doing great. -Thanks. 240 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,712 Must be a small part of you that's, like, "Fuck you, motherfucker. 241 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,460 For not getting sober sooner." 242 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,472 You're sober now, and it's really great for Maddy. 243 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,269 Would have been great for us, though, you know. 244 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,233 Just wish I'd done it sooner. 245 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:20,903 Me too. 246 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,697 See you Saturday. 247 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:39,211 Let me ask you a question. Are you familiar with Home TBRA? 248 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,539 TBRA, can I--? 249 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,384 I'm super nice. Please help me. 250 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,460 Am I poor? Yes. Do I do drugs? 251 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,221 No. 252 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,470 I said pass me a wrench, not manhandle me. 253 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:58,274 I can't help it, babe. You've got your hands underneath my hood. 254 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,810 -I love what's under your hood. 255 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,234 Ah, look who's here. 256 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,522 -Hey, guys. -Ah, shit. 257 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,687 Yeah. 258 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,525 -Oh, fuck. -Hey. 259 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,358 -Did you get an apartment? -Not yet. 260 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,567 But I have some really solid leads. 261 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,907 Leads? Oh, that's great. You should get back out there. 262 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,834 -Just pound that pavement. -What's going on with your car? 263 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,373 Fucked if I know. 264 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,747 Ran some errands and it-- The engine just backfired on me. 265 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,915 Yeah, I think the old carbie is out of whack. 266 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:29,799 The carbie? 267 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,838 Yeah, the, uh, carburetor. 268 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,347 I think that's the radiator. 269 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,891 Oh, come on, you two. 270 00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,814 It's a godsend that the car broke down, 271 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:46,363 because time spent in town running errands is time away from my husband, 272 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,900 my smoking-hot husband. 273 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,571 Hey, um... 274 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,573 Uh, uh... 275 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:58,454 Listen, honey, we've kind of got something going on here, you know? 276 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,445 I have to dry these for work. 277 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,043 Look, babe, it's honeymoon time. 278 00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,174 And every second of these first few weeks 279 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,711 are essential to a sexually positive marriage. 280 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,507 I've got you and a kid around here. 281 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,971 You know, sometimes I just need this to be a fuckpad. 282 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,960 -Hi. -Melody. 283 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,503 -Alex, nice to meet you. -You too, come on in. 284 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,011 Thanks. 285 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,676 It's a perfect time to tour the place. The kids are at the farm, 286 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,311 at our sister site, meeting a new litter of puppies. 287 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:01,769 You have a sister site? 288 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:03,229 Well, two, actually. 289 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,308 One at the farm, and one in residence at the Seattle Aquarium. 290 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,477 And over here, this is our gallery. 291 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:15,203 Every student has their own space to display whatever it is they're working on. 292 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,656 This could be Maddy's. 293 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,374 You know, we put their art on display as a reminder 294 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,791 that their interests are important in this world. 295 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,041 You know, that she is important. 296 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,293 So, what do you think? 297 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,053 I, um... 298 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,972 I think that Maddy would absolutely pee herself to come here. 299 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,006 -But I'm-- -Nate told me. 300 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,595 You have a WCCC grant, right? 301 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,231 Well, we accept WCCC on occasion. 302 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,097 Wow, you do? 303 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:52,982 But it only covers half of our tuition, unfortunately. 304 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,106 So how much can you cover for a co-pay? 305 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,985 Or we have a needs-based scholarship that we could explore. 306 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,162 To cover the rest? 307 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,410 You are a resident of Fisher Island, right? 308 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,412 Oh, uh, no. 309 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,245 Hmm. 310 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:11,383 Is-- Is it a deal breaker? 311 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,250 Not living in Fisher Island? 312 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:17,337 Well, you have to have proof of residency of this township to receive aid, yeah. 313 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,840 Right. Um... 314 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,597 I am actually in the process of moving, right now. 315 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,774 Could I have a few days to see if there's any way I could get a... 316 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,271 a rental here? 317 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,520 We can hold her spot for 72 hours. 318 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,094 I love it, Gail. 319 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:56,844 I'll take it. 320 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,222 Uh, you accept TBRA, right? 321 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,756 Do you know anybody on Fisher Island that takes TBRA? 322 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,614 That bunk's yours. I call topsies. 323 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,452 Oh, no, it's not welfare, ma'am, it's TBRA. 324 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,910 Tenant-Based Rental-- Just because I'm poor doesn't-- 325 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,241 Can I just--? 326 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,020 Value Maids! 327 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:28,811 Regina. 328 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,982 Sorry, I didn't think you were here. 329 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,018 You can skip this room this week, thanks. 330 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,652 Okay. 331 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,527 How are you? 332 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,241 I see you decided not to sell the house. 333 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:47,493 What? 334 00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:50,834 There isn't a "For Sale" sign in the yard anymore. 335 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,421 No, no, I'm-- I'm getting the house as part of the, uh... 336 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:58,959 So I'm staying. 337 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,761 The Realtors took all the nursery-- 338 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,432 All the nursery staging back, so now I have to stage it for real. 339 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,636 Irony. 340 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,516 Well, looks like it's gonna be a beautiful crib. 341 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:15,139 It was supposed to arrive assembled, 342 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,607 but I missed the stupid delivery concierge people by five minutes, 343 00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,688 so they left it on my steps, like a goddamned pizza. 344 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,570 -Can I help you? -No. 345 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,405 I think you might be using a screw as a nail. 346 00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:33,454 I said no. 347 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,287 Thank you. 348 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,044 Yeah, no, I'll get back to cleaning. 349 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,882 -Fuck! What the fuck! 350 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,637 This is so stupid! 351 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,218 You stupid fucking piece of shit! 352 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:57,017 Fuck you! You fucking ballsack, motherfucker! 353 00:23:57,102 --> 00:24:00,022 What the--? What the--? What does this even say? 354 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,855 The whole thing is written in goddamned Swedish Chef! 355 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:08,532 Am I supposed to climb into the crib to adjust the spokes? 356 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,783 Damn it! 357 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,794 I think you need a drill. 358 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:16,791 I think the concierge guys need to come back. 359 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:19,462 I can do this in five minutes if I have a screw gun. 360 00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,671 Do you have a screw gun? 361 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,381 Did what's-his-face have a man cave? 362 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,558 Took most of the tools. 363 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,151 Tool. 364 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,023 Got this, though. 365 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,105 Rosie the Riveter over there. 366 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,867 Can I ask you something? 367 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,279 Of course. 368 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,454 What the hell is this? 369 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,038 I got it at my baby shower at the firm. 370 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:02,003 What is it? Like a tiny hat? 371 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:04,210 -Uh... 372 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,424 I think-- I think that's a pee-pee teepee. 373 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:11,335 It goes on the little boy's pee-pee while you change him 374 00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,716 so that he doesn't spray pee on you. 375 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,715 -My son is gonna piss on me? -Yes. 376 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,691 And so much worse. 377 00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,185 When did you transition your daughter to her crib? 378 00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,186 Nine months? 379 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,363 Uh, no. She's always slept with me. 380 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:36,197 Interesting. So you did the co-sleeping method. 381 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:39,664 Did you do a side sleeper or a swivel bassinet? 382 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,344 Swivel, I think. 383 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:50,302 Yeah. 384 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:51,931 Yeah. 385 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:58,056 I don't know what I'm gonna do about the sleeping-method stuff yet. 386 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,976 The firm says I can take all my unused vacation days, 387 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,941 but even with that it's only... 388 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,768 I don't know, we have 16 weeks. 389 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:12,028 My friends say I'm gonna have to get a live-in nanny, but I don't know. 390 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:13,526 I don't know. 391 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,525 You're hiring a live-in nanny? 392 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:17,986 Yeah. Why? 393 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:22,036 You know someone who might be interested in a nanny gig? 394 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,542 Yes, me. I'd be very interested. 395 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:25,674 You? 396 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,248 Absolutely, yes. I'm great with babies. 397 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,165 Have you nannied professionally? 398 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,757 Regina, I'm a mom. 399 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,723 It's all I do. 400 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:39,353 I would do it for free if I could just live here, 401 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:43,311 because Maddy got into Island Friends for preschool. 402 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:47,273 But I have to live in Fisher Island in order to qualify for financial aid, 403 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,475 and so it would be a win-win for both of us. 404 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:51,605 I see. 405 00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:55,317 But I'm just throwing that out there. 406 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,155 It's a good idea. 407 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,080 It's a good idea, but, um-- 408 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,949 Yeah, I am down the road with an au pair service, 409 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,368 and I already made a deposit, so... 410 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,667 sorry. 411 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:07,580 No sweat. 412 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:12,128 I'll keep an ear out, though, and if I can help, I will. 413 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:13,971 Thanks. 414 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,144 If you really wanted to help, 415 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,730 you could let me use your address on the form? 416 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:29,608 That's mail fraud, are you asking me to commit mail fraud? 417 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:33,149 No, I wouldn't even mail it in, I would just hand it to Melody. 418 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:36,364 I think the address on the form is a technicality. 419 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:40,276 Not a technicality. I could be disbarred for mail fraud. 420 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,990 Sorry. 421 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,577 Why don't you go back to cleaning now? 422 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,126 And I'll finish this. 423 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:06,766 Big breath in. 424 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,500 And out. 425 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,817 -Filter's gross. I need to switch it out. -You know where they are. 426 00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,784 You coming from Campbell or Tennet? 427 00:29:00,321 --> 00:29:02,621 Campbell. I did Tennet this morning. 428 00:29:02,699 --> 00:29:05,789 -They leave a check for me? -No. They said they'd Venmo you. 429 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:07,945 I hate Venmo. 430 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,960 People forget to do it. 431 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:14,340 Then I've got to invoice and follow up, it's a whole fucking thing. 432 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:20,553 Did Regina whip your ass today? 433 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,257 A little. 434 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:27,269 You're the longest she's ever kept one of my maids on, 435 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,228 so you must be doing something right. 436 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,439 Wouldn't know it. The woman gives me fucking whiplash. 437 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,360 Sometimes I'm her friend, sometimes I'm dog shit. 438 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,730 No, you're always dog shit. 439 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,606 Thanks, Yolanda. 440 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,410 You're never friends with a client. 441 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,200 She told me her whole life's story on Thanksgiving. 442 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,615 She weren't talking to you. 443 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:52,165 Even if a client's looking at you, saying words to your face, 444 00:29:52,248 --> 00:29:53,958 they're still talking to themselves. 445 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,592 You don't exist. 446 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:56,538 I do, though. 447 00:29:57,712 --> 00:30:01,632 If you dropped dead and I sent another girl, she wouldn't even notice. 448 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:06,466 Hey, don't take this personal, honey. 449 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,934 I've been cleaning some of these houses for ten years, 450 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:13,056 and I still get called Selena, Gordita or whatever, I don't care. 451 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,234 I'm just a burrito they call when their bathroom starts smelling bad. 452 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,568 Are you fucking kidding me? There's only three ravioli in here. 453 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,821 Sorry about all the leaves. 454 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,868 I didn't get a chance to winterize the garden. 455 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:32,161 You know, you are our very first viewing. 456 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,747 I don't think our post was up five minutes. 457 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:39,250 Well, you know what they say, early bird gets the studio. 458 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,344 I'm really eager to relocate to this area 459 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:47,466 because my daughter got into Island Friends. 460 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,274 Oh, that's fabulous. Our son went there. 461 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:52,175 How old's your son? 462 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:56,146 He's 22, just moved to Brooklyn. 463 00:30:56,229 --> 00:31:00,019 My wife travels for work, so it's just me and my computer. 464 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:03,275 -I'm a web curator. Come on in. -Nice. 465 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:06,703 Don't worry about your shoes. 466 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,492 I'll just get the lights. 467 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,535 Yeah. 468 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,495 Go ahead. 469 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:25,301 So it would just be you and your daughter? No pets, right? 470 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,093 Yeah, no, just the two of us. 471 00:31:27,176 --> 00:31:30,046 I recently became a single mom, so... 472 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,265 Heroes, every single one of you. 473 00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:36,979 That furniture we could take it out, or I could leave it in, whatever you want. 474 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,606 Either way, this is, uh... 475 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:45,112 It's perfect, Vivian. 476 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,704 Yeah, I'll take it. 477 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:48,026 Great. 478 00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:50,576 You accept TBRA vouchers, right? 479 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,247 Oh, you poor thing. 480 00:31:56,539 --> 00:32:00,209 -You have to navigate that program. -You know about TBRA? 481 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:04,924 Yeah, I do some volunteer work at a homeless shelter downtown, 482 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:08,426 and I have heard how broken the system is. 483 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,220 Yeah, yeah. 484 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:16,354 It's like having a full-time job on top of my actual full-time job. 485 00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,354 Oh, honey, I can't even imagine. 486 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:22,106 But I can't take TBRA vouchers. 487 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,690 We're not zoned for an apartment back here, 488 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,486 so we actually have to keep this... under the table. 489 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,622 Don't tell Uncle Sam. 490 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:37,911 I can knock... maybe 100 off the security deposit? 491 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:41,577 Um... 492 00:32:43,252 --> 00:32:44,672 What about a barter? 493 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,415 I could clean for half and pay half. 494 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,720 I'm a professional maid. 495 00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:56,643 You know, we already have Marta, and she is like family to us. 496 00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:00,062 So, yeah. 497 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,944 I heard you say that you're behind in winterizing your garden, 498 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:06,322 and I'm also an experienced landscaper. 499 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,778 I really want my daughter to live here. 500 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:16,445 Please? 501 00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:20,964 I can make your yard look like Versailles by spring. 502 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,920 You just wait. 503 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,495 Well, I do hate yard work. 504 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:26,246 Deal. 505 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:43,538 Wait. Don't forget the wishing well. 506 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,253 Uh, no. Maddy already cut herself twice on that. 507 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,754 This isn't about you. 508 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,205 This is between me and my granddaughter. 509 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:53,376 We made this piece of art together, and she named it the wishing well 510 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,006 and made a wish on it that only me and the fairies know 511 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,894 because she's a genius little love-child person. 512 00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:01,681 I want you to put it underneath her bed, 513 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:06,305 so when she calls out for me, I want you to tell her that I am here, 514 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,605 that I am in nature. 515 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:12,489 In our ancestry, in the ferocious lineage of warrior women 516 00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:15,198 that have banged on the drum of life as a collective. 517 00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:16,818 Okay. 518 00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,906 She's going to miss me so much. 519 00:35:18,991 --> 00:35:21,701 She's going to be okay. I'll see you Saturday. 520 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:23,328 What's Saturday? 521 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:24,995 Maddy's birthday? 522 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:27,378 Oh, right. 523 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:30,548 I'm going to paint the shit out of those kids' faces. 524 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:31,458 Great. 525 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,760 Hey, Basil! 526 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:38,968 Thanks for having us. 527 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:41,811 He's just napping. 528 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:44,846 No, he's not. 529 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,687 Did you ask him why there's a "For Rent" sign 530 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,732 in your yard and his phone number is on it? 531 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,936 I did. He said you made it up. 532 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:58,493 I sure didn't. I have a photo. 533 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,413 Look, do me a favor, honey. 534 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:08,455 Next time, take a picture of the leaves or a chicken pot pie. 535 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,791 Anything else. 536 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,585 But congratulations on your new pad, babe. 537 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,551 You willed that into existence 538 00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:18,761 by harnessing your feral warfare ancestry blood. 539 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,851 Yeah, that's right, baby. 540 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:25,099 I'm so proud of you. You're going to love that place. 541 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,024 -I'm going to look for pine cones. -You're looking for pine cones. 542 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:34,944 -One. -Thank you for your help, my little Mad. 543 00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,072 Two. And... 544 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:39,526 Yes! 545 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,830 I can still carry. 546 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,213 -Ten. -What? 547 00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:48,997 Good job, girl. 548 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:54,211 Hey, Maddy. Come here. Be super nice to this lady, okay? 549 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,005 -Hi! -Sasha's back. 550 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,468 -She's back. -Alex. 551 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,628 I'm Alex. It's so nice to meet you. 552 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:01,217 -Hi. -And this is Maddy. 553 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:02,716 Hi, Maddy. 554 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,968 I feel like I already know you, because you and Viv were such fast friends 555 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,808 before I even knew we had a renter. 556 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,360 Yeah. Thank you so much for making this arrangement with us. 557 00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:13,898 We really love it here. 558 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:15,781 Look at these rhododendrons. 559 00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:18,947 These bushes have never looked so good. 560 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:20,988 They just needed a good trim. 561 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,282 -Don't do it. -Do what? 562 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:26,036 Don't make the bush trimming joke. 563 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:28,288 -I wasn't going to. -Yes, you were. 564 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:31,331 Did you guys want a fun pattern or something? 565 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:35,245 I could work on making that into a lightning bolt if you'd prefer. 566 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:38,512 So you don't have to make the joke, because I did. 567 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,344 See what I mean now? She's great. 568 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:43,386 -Totally. -Right? 569 00:37:44,553 --> 00:37:45,643 Hey, Maddy. 570 00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:49,265 Maddy. How old are you, Maddy? 571 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,185 I think we've got a 2 under there. 572 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:56,271 -A 2 that's about to be 3 on Saturday. -Three? 573 00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,111 No. You having a party? 574 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,780 We're doing a family get-together at the park. 575 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,242 You don't want to do it here? Under the gazebo? 576 00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:08,536 We love the park. 577 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,789 It's no problem at all. We'd love to have it. 578 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:14,042 You can get the bonfire going when it gets cold. 579 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,455 We got the best view in town. 580 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:19,463 You guys are being super generous already, so I don't want to take advantage of this. 581 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,627 -Alex, we do nothing here. -Nothing. 582 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:24,466 Please, make use of the space. 583 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:27,352 Right? You're absolving us of our guilt, anyway. 584 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,216 If you're certain, 585 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,058 I mean, that'd be amazing. 586 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,563 But it's going to be ten people. Is that too many? 587 00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,015 -Great, perfect. -That's fine. 588 00:38:59,378 --> 00:39:01,458 -You wanna blow some balloons? -Yes. 589 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,969 Hey! Happy birthday, Maddy! 590 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,393 Hey, guys! 591 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,642 -How's it going? -Good. 592 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:15,234 Brady, you remember Maddy and Maddy's mommy, right? 593 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,521 Hi, honey. What do you have here? 594 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,691 -Dinosaur. -What kind of dinosaur? 595 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:21,975 -Velociraptor. -What? 596 00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:24,278 -Velociraptor. -That's a velociraptor? 597 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:25,699 That's amazing. 598 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,280 Hey, Maddy. 599 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:30,325 Happy birthday. Look what I got for you. 600 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:34,540 -Can you say thank you? -Full of popcorn, can't say thank you. 601 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,792 The thing about this present is we've got to open it soon because... 602 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,915 -Whoa, whoa! -What's in there? 603 00:39:41,087 --> 00:39:44,257 It's-- My dad used to always... do that. 604 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,470 It's not an animal. 605 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,892 -It's not? -It's not. It's, um... 606 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:54,063 mermaid bath toys. I hope she doesn't have them. 607 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,851 -She does not. -Good. 608 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,515 Great. Well, then, here. 609 00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:59,193 -Thank you so much. -Yeah. 610 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:00,311 She'll love that. 611 00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:04,065 And this one, remember, Brady? 612 00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:06,151 -Remember we got these... -Hats! 613 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,777 Mermaid birthday hats! 614 00:40:10,366 --> 00:40:11,946 -Should I put one on Mommy? -Yes. 615 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,414 -Yes, please. -Okay, here we go. 616 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,745 -Here. -Thank you. 617 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:20,499 -Thank you very much. -Hold on one second. All right. 618 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:22,877 And how about me? 619 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,471 -That is a good look. There you go. -Good for you? Yeah? 620 00:40:26,549 --> 00:40:29,679 -Really good. Super strong look. -With the beard? Well... 621 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,220 -Stop it, please. -Yeah. 622 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,680 Uh, Maddy, do you want to play Brady's favorite game? 623 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:40,733 It's Dinosaur, where you guys chase me because you're dinosaurs. 624 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:41,653 Yes! 625 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,360 Let's go! Come on! 626 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,281 Get him! 627 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:47,702 Where am I going? Hey! 628 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:49,908 Where do I--? I don't know where to go! 629 00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:52,029 Which way is it? Is it this way? Yeah. 630 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,696 -No! 631 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,457 I can't get away! 632 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:03,961 Are you kidding me? I'm sitting at a table, waiting for Sean. 633 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:08,665 Go, Brady. 634 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,628 Yeah. Cool. 635 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:12,804 That's so cool. 636 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:18,681 Can I get you some more juice? 637 00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:28,528 Drink your juice and be quiet. 638 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:31,993 Juice? 639 00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:33,492 Where the fuck is Sean? 640 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,912 Uh, I don't know, I said00. 641 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,124 -So00 at the earliest. -Thanks. 642 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,825 Can you scratch my neck, please? 643 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,169 Right there. 644 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:46,550 What's been going on with you guys? It's been forever. 645 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,959 -Not much, just chilling. -And? 646 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,632 We got engaged, dick. 647 00:41:51,717 --> 00:41:52,837 That too. 648 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,967 What? Congratulations, that's-- How did I miss that? 649 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:58,175 We didn't post it on social media. 650 00:41:58,265 --> 00:42:01,635 I think it's tacky, the whole ring shot. 651 00:42:01,727 --> 00:42:03,397 I'll do it live, for sure. 652 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,150 -Very pretty. -Yeah. 653 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,072 He did a good job. 654 00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:10,190 It hurt too. I'm gonna be paying that off for years. 655 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,857 Aww. But it was worth it. 656 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:15,323 There he is. 657 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,077 Hey, birthday girl. 658 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,539 -Happy birthday. -Hi. 659 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,500 Whoa! 660 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,920 That's the girl from The Swan? 661 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,419 Frankie? Yeah. 662 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:27,592 She's a server. 663 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,720 Sean brought a date to Maddy's birthday? 664 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:37,635 I don't know, Alex. 665 00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:41,682 I gotta stay out of whatever this is with you and Sean. 666 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,691 You know what this is with me and Sean. 667 00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:49,023 You told me your version, okay, and he has his. 668 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,938 I'm Switzerland. 669 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,874 No, you're not. I see you guys hanging out all the time. 670 00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,409 -You post it on Instagram. -Yeah. 671 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:02,082 Sean's been Ethan's best friend since second grade, Alex. 672 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,370 -Okay. -I don't... 673 00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,955 -Hi, how are you? -Who's behind there? It's Maddy. 674 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:11,545 You look amazing. 675 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,184 Hey! 676 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:23,137 -Hey. -You okay? 677 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:27,435 Yeah, no. I was just texting my mom. I don't know where the fuck she is. 678 00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:30,111 No, don't worry about it. We're having a lot of fun, so... 679 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,150 Thank you. 680 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:35,743 I was really counting on an hour of face-painting entertainment, but... 681 00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:37,701 Don't worry about it. They're, uh-- 682 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,777 They're plenty entertained. 683 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,407 -So come join us. -Thanks to you. 684 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,753 Well, whatever. 685 00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,368 I'll clean this up a bit. 686 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:48,247 -Who's making more bubbles than me? -I got more bubbles. 687 00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,964 You got more bubbles? Look, there's more juice over there. 688 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,836 -Is he your new boyfriend? -No. 689 00:43:54,923 --> 00:43:57,843 I would never bring a date to my child's birthday. 690 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,057 I know him. Right? 691 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,269 He's that herb that used to bus tables at The Neptune. 692 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:09,271 All right. He is an engineer now, and he's my friend. 693 00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,605 He's not your friend. 694 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:12,647 Yes, he is. 695 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,991 He wanted to fuck you then and now. 696 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,195 Look at you blush. 697 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:22,452 You have no right to bring your 9-year-old girlfriend 698 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,754 -without talking to me about it first. -She's 20. 699 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:28,078 It's important who our daughter is around, 700 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:31,375 and these are the things I expect to have conversations with you about. 701 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:35,340 -I don't remember you asking me about him. -He's not my boyfriend. 702 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:37,884 -Hey, Mom. -He wants to be. 703 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,256 I know, I'm late. 704 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:41,263 I missed the ferry. 705 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,925 But Grammy's here now for the birthday girl. 706 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,475 Oh, my God, can you believe she's 3, Sean-y? 707 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,900 Oh, shit, man, you're just adorable. 708 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,107 -Hey, Paula, come here. -Look at this. 709 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,610 -You got some pomade going on. -Yeah. 710 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,323 Whoo! 711 00:44:57,403 --> 00:45:00,323 Okay. Where's the wine? 712 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,656 I need some wine. 713 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,622 Did you bring the face paint? 714 00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:08,248 Can I just have a minute to catch my breath before I clock in? 715 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,870 There's only 20 minutes left, and it was your idea. 716 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,708 I'm sorry. Basil and I got in a fight, and he took off. 717 00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,005 What do you mean, Basil took off? 718 00:45:17,089 --> 00:45:21,219 Honey, don't you have any wine? What kind of a party doesn't have wine? 719 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,971 A child's birthday in the afternoon, thrown by food stamps. 720 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,725 -So, what happened? -I don't know. 721 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,229 Whatever happened is your fault 722 00:45:30,310 --> 00:45:33,520 because you planted those ideas in my head about him renting my house. 723 00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:36,565 He said he couldn't even look at me 724 00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:39,190 if I thought he was capable of doing something like that. 725 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,698 Then, my God, he just-- 726 00:45:41,196 --> 00:45:46,616 He shoved me out of the RV and drove off the lot with all my stuff. 727 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:49,196 That RV is your home. 728 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,253 So you're homeless now? 729 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:55,422 No, no, he's just blowing off some steam. 730 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,172 He'll be back in a few days. 731 00:45:58,297 --> 00:45:59,667 Oh, God. 732 00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:00,967 -Sean-y, baby. -Yeah? 733 00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,179 I need booze. 734 00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:03,758 He's sober, Mom. 735 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,224 Well, he's a bartender. 736 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:09,095 He still knows how to get someone booze, right? 737 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:12,273 Why don't I invite my girls over? They can bring us whatever we want. 738 00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:13,812 -No. Don't do that. -Good idea. 739 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:16,726 -Yeah, Chardonnay. Chardonnay. -I'm on it. 740 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,026 Wow. 741 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:20,935 She's pretty. 742 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,098 Not that. That one's white. Look at this. 743 00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:59,067 Hey, Alex, what's the address here? My weed guy's coming over. 744 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:00,729 Oh, hey, hey, no, no, no. 745 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:04,608 No, you can't have your weed guy come to my child's birthday. 746 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:07,526 -We should probably head out, anyway. -Yep. That's a good call. 747 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:08,946 Don't be such a grandpa. 748 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:12,754 Alex, what do you think the chances are we can get these kids' faces painted? 749 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:13,910 Face paint! 750 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:16,634 Hey, Mom, what do you say about some face paint? 751 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:21,958 -But let's all be more quiet about this. -All right, just line up one at a time. 752 00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:24,257 Here we go. Salut! 753 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,854 Shh. Can we do some inside voices? 754 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,526 Happy birthday. 755 00:47:44,611 --> 00:47:46,031 Did you think of your wish? 756 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,279 All right. 757 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,831 Ready? 758 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,451 One, two, three. 759 00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:58,791 -Yeah! -Yeah! Happy birthday! 760 00:47:59,626 --> 00:48:00,836 Okay, Maddy. 761 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,968 You could have blown out ten candles with that one. 762 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,878 Happy birthday, baby girl. 763 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:19,396 -Can I help you with this cleanup? -I got it. I got it. 764 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,649 -Thank you, though. -Okay. 765 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:24,861 I've got Brady konked out in the car seat and I've got to get him home, 766 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:27,403 but this was a great party. 767 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,162 Was it? 768 00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,739 No, it was. It absolutely was. 769 00:48:31,825 --> 00:48:34,235 And thank you for inviting us. 770 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,288 -Thanks for coming. -Yeah. And, uh... 771 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:42,922 I was wondering if I could call you tomorrow, if that's not like too...? 772 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,381 -Yeah. -Yeah? Okay. 773 00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:49,379 Okay. Thanks for coming. 774 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:51,298 Cool. Then I'll take off, yeah. 775 00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:55,139 Happy birthday, Maddy. Nice to see you both. Take care. 776 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,734 Oh, okay. 777 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:05,186 Okay, everybody, party's over. 778 00:49:05,275 --> 00:49:08,355 -What? No. -No. Come on! 779 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,405 The party's very over. You all need to go home now. 780 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:15,789 It's okay. Sean will build us a real fire on the beach, won't he? 781 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:18,366 -Happy birthday, Mad-dog. -Let's go. 782 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:22,285 I'm going to head on in. I've got to put the birthday girl to bed. 783 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,706 Hey. You girls are gonna change the world. 784 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,376 -Take what's yours. Time's up, okay? -Whoo! 785 00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,376 Whoo! 786 00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:36,425 Guys, I know a great spot down here. 787 00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:44,768 Come on, Sean! 788 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:12,628 Mommy. 789 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:14,932 Yes, sweetheart? 790 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:17,559 It was the best day ever. 791 00:50:28,066 --> 00:50:29,186 Alex! 792 00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:52,171 -Hey. Sean. -Hmm? 793 00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,678 -Get up. -What? 794 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,469 -What? What? -Get up. 795 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:58,562 -You're in my landlords' house. Get up. -Alex. Hey. 796 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:01,767 -Get up. Put your clothes on. -What? Who are they? 797 00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:04,140 My landlords. Put your fucking pants on. 798 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,019 Oh, shit. Okay. 799 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:10,895 I'll pay for everything. I'll take care of this. I will replace-- 800 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:14,494 I will replace your vase, I promise you. I'm so sorry. I will clean this up. 801 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,571 -Frankie... -No. Put your pants on. 802 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:18,156 ...she left me on the beach. 803 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:20,621 I don't give a shit about Frankie. Put your pants on. 804 00:51:20,702 --> 00:51:23,832 -She was pissed I wouldn't fuck her. -I don't care. Put your pants on. 805 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:28,344 -No. Put your pants on. Not the time. -She kept putting her hand down my pants. 806 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:29,538 Outside! 807 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,548 She kept saying, "What's wrong?" 808 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:34,422 She kept asking me, "What's wrong?" 809 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,588 -What's wrong? -Don't touch me. Get off of me. 810 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:40,386 -What's wrong with my dick... is you. -Shut up and go outside! 811 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,102 -It's-- -Fucking go outside! 812 00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:02,785 I have nothing to say other than I'm really sorry. 813 00:52:02,869 --> 00:52:03,699 I-- 814 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:08,246 Um, I promise you that I'll pay for all that. 815 00:52:08,333 --> 00:52:12,093 I'm going to replace your vase, and I will clean that up. 816 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:14,088 Um... 817 00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:19,337 Thank you for letting me stay here, and thank you for letting me-- I-- 818 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:23,640 Please don't kick me out. I promise this won't ever happen again. 819 00:53:48,683 --> 00:53:49,983 Best behavior, okay? 820 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:54,269 -Hey. Look at this crew. -Hi. 821 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,146 I love it, please, come in. 822 00:53:56,942 --> 00:53:58,322 Don't mind if I do. 823 00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:05,406 Uh-- I'll go get your stuff. 824 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,832 -Oh, I'll get it, don't worry about it. -No, allow me.