1 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:08,675 ( whistles ) 2 00:00:11,886 --> 00:00:14,222 * Some say I'm just a kid * 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,474 * But I stand tall like a pyramid * 4 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,643 * One day I'll be mythic * 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,562 * Read about it in hieroglyphics * 6 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,773 * Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh * 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:28,236 * It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be * 8 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:32,240 * I'm takin' on the world this time * 9 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:36,369 * It's written in the stars of all that I can be * 10 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,164 * I feel the power in my heart * 11 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,499 * It's written in the stars * 12 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:47,464 ( ominous music plays ) 13 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,591 ( Cleo screams ) 14 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,593 - ( alarm beeping ) - Don't worry, guys! 15 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,636 I'm super good at crashing! 16 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,597 A comforting thought. 17 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:59,142 Unhh! Why do I get the sense that you're silently judging me? 18 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,354 Because I am. I'm writing your progress report for the Council. 19 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,938 All good things, I hope? 20 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,315 ( clattering ) 21 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:07,817 OK. Akila, Brian, 22 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,486 can I get a little help up here? 23 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,321 - Akila: No can do. - Brian: So busy right now. 24 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,406 We're comin' in hot! 25 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:16,451 Cleo: Down in six, five, four-- 26 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,457 Unh! Three-two-one. 27 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,750 Close enough. 28 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,251 Everyone safe back there? 29 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:27,295 Don't worry, Eyeball's safe. 30 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,422 You're still playing with that Eyeball game? 31 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:30,924 You've been at it all day! 32 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:34,469 He's not just a game, he's so cute! 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,763 I can't believe you made him, Brian. 34 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,473 Technically, he's an "it," 35 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,308 and I programmed it. 36 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,852 Eyeball is a virtualpet 37 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,438 designed to mimic a realliving thing. 38 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,774 But he is a real living thing! Just look at him! 39 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,901 Play with me! Play with me! 40 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,445 I can't stress enough that it is not. 41 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,948 Yes, he is, and don't try and tell me he isn't! 42 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:59,244 ( baby-talk ) Yes, you're a widdle baby-waby, aren't you, Eyeball? 43 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,745 Mmm... ( kissing noises ) 44 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,377 It would be totes easy to get lost in here if we aren't careful. 45 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,421 - Never say "totes" again. - Noted. 46 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:11,589 I'm detecting an energy signature here 47 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,508 that could be the Uta tablet. 48 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:16,219 Looks like it originates somewhere below the planet's surface. 49 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,763 - Khensu: Mm-hmm. - Cleo: Now, Brian, can you-- 50 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:19,931 Brian? 51 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,559 Omigosh, Eyeball is purring! 52 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,936 I didn't know he could purr. 53 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,688 Ha! Pretty neat, right? 54 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,440 My research indicates that purring increases 55 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,859 his adorableness quotient by 37%. Mm-hmm. 56 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,361 More like infinity-seven percent! 57 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,573 Can one of you guys pleasetell me which way to go? 58 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,533 - Brian: That way. - Akila: That way. Or wherever. 59 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,618 (sarcastically) Great help, guys. Thanks. 60 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,328 Khensu, whatcha got? 61 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,330 What's the word... 62 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,500 Oh, that is quite perfect, Khensu. Well done. 63 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,502 - Ugh. - ( Mihos chitters ) 64 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,799 Ahh. Mmm. Mmm... 65 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,678 Gah! Either way is fine. 66 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,849 I mean, what's the worst that could-- Eeee-ugh! 67 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,977 ( Xerxes clanking ) 68 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,730 Ohhh! I shoulda known the worst that could happen would happen! 69 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,774 Those Xerxes must be looking for the Uta! 70 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,359 What are we gonna do? 71 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,651 Let's sneak into their camp 72 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,944 and see if they know where the Uta is. 73 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,738 Nah, nah, I don't know. 74 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,031 A Xerxes camp doesn't seem like 75 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,908 a very nurturing environment for Eyeball. 76 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:22,327 - ( munching ) - Yummy! 77 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,995 Uh, A-Akila, 78 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,622 you do realize Eyeball's just 79 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,998 some code I wrote, right? 80 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,292 ( gasps ) He didn't mean it, Eyeball! 81 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,461 He didn't mean it! Don't you listen to him! 82 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,421 He is mean,and you're cute. 83 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:36,633 - Arggh. - Enough Eyeball! We're going in. 84 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,389 ( distant clanking ) 85 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,890 - ( Cleo gasps ) - Akila: Whoa! 86 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,517 ( clanking ) 87 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,821 ( sighs ) 88 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,492 - Unh! - Eyeball: Helloooo! 89 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,452 Play with me! Play with me! 90 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,622 Eyeball, be quiet, and I'll give you a snacky-wacky. 91 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,416 Play with me! Play with me! Play with me... 92 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,918 Shh! Hold down the power button! 93 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,087 - Play with me! Play with me! - I know how to turn off a tab! 94 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,922 (louder) Play with me! Play with me-- 95 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:18,800 Ha ha ha! That was the volume button. 96 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,136 - Whoops! - Guys, we need to-- 97 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,346 Xerx: Intruders. Intruders. 98 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,140 - ( all scream ) - ( weapon zaps ) 99 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:27,017 Hyahh! Hyahh! 100 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,393 Heeeeeeyah! 101 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:30,895 ( all shout, grunt ) 102 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,857 Oh, no. 103 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,111 - Whoa! Ohh! Ohh! - Aaah! 104 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,405 Aaaah! Ooh! 105 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,658 ( panting ) Whoo! 106 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,744 That was close. 107 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,828 Aaah! 108 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,121 Unh! Ahh! Never mind! 109 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,498 This is closer! This is waycloser! 110 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,666 Robot! 111 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,590 Wow! That was a perfect shot! 112 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,633 ( laughing ) 113 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,677 ( cracking noise ) 114 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,095 ( both screaming ) 115 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,848 ( screaming ) 116 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,684 Unhh! Aaah! 117 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,437 ( both yelling, grunting ) 118 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,815 ( both sigh ) 119 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,650 Aaah! 120 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:19,694 - ( panting ) - Where are we? 121 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,987 Whooooaaaa! 122 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:23,406 This is an eggshell planet! 123 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,783 Ya know, where it's, like, a shell 124 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,868 and all the life is on the inside? 125 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,038 Uh, duh. I know what an eggshell planet is, I'm not five. 126 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,873 Cleo! Cleo, come in! 127 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,708 Whoa! Cleo! 128 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,543 The rock's too thick to get a signal through! 129 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,045 W-We can't call for help, 130 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:38,963 we could be trapped in here! 131 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,841 And eggshell planets are always full of monsters! 132 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:45,053 - Oh, no! - I know, it's horrible. 133 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,180 I-I can't feel my face. 134 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,724 There's a metallic taste in my mouth... 135 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,060 Is it getting dark? It's getting dark. 136 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,062 ( whines ) It's getting dark! 137 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:57,607 No, this! Eyeball, he's-- he's... 138 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,567 gone!!! 139 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,985 ( sobbing ) 140 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,613 Eyeball? Eyeball?! 141 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:06,783 He's just some code I wrote! Remember? 142 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,244 - ( crying ) - This is bad. 143 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,745 We have to get to higher ground 144 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,455 so we can get out a distress signal, 145 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,040 or we're done for! 146 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,917 How can you be so insensitive?! 147 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,585 Eyeball is our baby, 148 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,630 and I'm not going anywhere until you fix him! 149 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,550 Eyeball...isn't...real! 150 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,094 And how am I supposed to fix him? Ohh. 151 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,096 I need a positronic processor 152 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,765 capable of 12 billion quaternary operations per second. 153 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,227 Where am I gonna find that in an eggshell planet?! 154 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,480 Huh. 155 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,191 ( Cleo panting ) 156 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,609 Unhh! 157 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,528 Akila? Brian?! 158 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,696 Hello? 159 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,489 Argh! All this rock 160 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,116 must be blocking the signal! 161 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,618 ( gasp ) A better comm link might be able to get through. 162 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,704 - We gotta find our ship. - Mm-hmm. 163 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,040 You're taking notes at a time like this?! 164 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:56,666 What are you even writing?! 165 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,169 This report is highly confidential. 166 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,922 Well, get ready to report this, Khensu! 167 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:04,174 Ha ha! 168 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,846 Dang. I totally thought our ship would be there. 169 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:12,140 Ohh. That would have been such a cool reveal. 170 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,267 Xerx: Intruders! Surrender! 171 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,644 Whoa-whoa, don't shoot! 172 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:19,189 Everyone just...stay cool. Ha. 173 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,274 You got us, guys. 174 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,693 We'll...oh, my goodness, 175 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,694 what is that? 176 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,197 - Where? - Over this way? 177 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,035 I don't see anything. 178 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,037 Huhh! Aaah! 179 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,956 Xerx: I still don't see anythiiiing... 180 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,208 ( loud crash ) 181 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,335 ( chuckles ) 182 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,921 Can't believe they fell for that one, huh? 183 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,673 They really shouldn't've. 184 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,883 Xerxes are dumb, but they're not thatdumb. 185 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,761 Wait, if the rock's blocking our signal to Akila and Brian, 186 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,846 it must be blocking signals to the Xerxes. 187 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:55,058 That's it! Normally, Xerxes follow orders! 188 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,768 But operating on their own, 189 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:01,022 they must just be utterly, mind-bogglingly stupid! 190 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,650 We might make it back to the ship after all! 191 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,194 - Where are the intruders? - Oh, down there. 192 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,657 Please put that in your report. 193 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,367 ( whistling sound, crash ) 194 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,703 - ( electrical crackling ) - Akila: Brian... 195 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:15,870 think we could get a signal to Cleo 196 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,163 from that smoky mountain? 197 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,165 You mean that activevolcano? 198 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,292 - Eh, potato, potahto. - ( Brian sighs ) 199 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,795 I don't see anyplace else that's high enough. 200 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,048 - ( crackling ) - Ahh! Aaah! Did it work? 201 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,883 - Did it work?! Did it work?! - Yeah! 202 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,969 ( whirring, clanking ) 203 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,097 ( gasps ) 204 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,058 ( electrical crackling ) 205 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,227 - ( video game noise ) - Heh-wo. 206 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,230 My name is Eyeball. Are you food? 207 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,940 - Uhhhh. - Ahhh... 208 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,234 (baby-talk) heja-goojie-goojie Eyeball. 209 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,111 I'm so glad you're alive! 210 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,780 We're your moms, buddy! Can you say "Moms"? 211 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,324 - Moms! - ( Akila cackling ) 212 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,160 He said "Moms"! 213 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,246 Well, uh-- technically, I'm a "dad." 214 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,082 Also, I'm nota dad! No! 215 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,917 Omigosh, Brian! 216 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,627 His first step! 217 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:06,796 Ahh! 218 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,173 ( laughing ) Awwww! 219 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,218 I wuv my Moms. 220 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,219 Eee-hee-hee! 221 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,304 (strained) "Dad." 222 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,139 I'm a dad. No, I'm not. 223 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,182 No, I'm not a dad. 224 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,893 Mommy and...Mamadaddy! 225 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,978 - Yeh-eh... - Eyebaaall, 226 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:25,106 let's goooo to the volcano! 227 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:27,359 Yay! Walkies! 228 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,652 - Hee hee hee! - Ohhh. 229 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,740 - ( clanking ) - ( Eyeball giggling ) 230 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,705 What's this? 231 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,124 Ohhhh, that's a rock, Eyeball! 232 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,459 Rooooock. 233 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,835 Rock. 234 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:49,214 Aw, Brian! 235 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,174 Isn't our son so smart? 236 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,134 He isn'tour son! 237 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,679 Now, can we focus on getting to the volcano? 238 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,888 What's this? 239 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,683 Oh, that's a flower. 240 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,143 Hee hee hee hee hee! 241 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,728 - ( Akila giggling ) - Ohh. 242 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,188 What's this? 243 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,439 ( both scream ) 244 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,899 Whoa! Unhh! 245 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,151 It's a...a doggie! Bad doggie! 246 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,070 Aaaaaahhhh! 247 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,948 ( distant thud, yelp ) 248 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,492 Unnhhh! Uhh. 249 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,161 Don't be scared, Mamadaddy. 250 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,414 Aww! You have such a sweet heart! 251 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:26,001 - ( Akila laughs ) - Brian: Hey! P-Put me back! 252 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,003 Play with me! Heh heh heh! 253 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,879 Hey! Listen here, son... 254 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,008 Omigosh, you called him "son"! 255 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:37,178 I didn't mean iiiiiiiiit! 256 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,889 ( Xerxes clanking ) 257 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,433 ( whispers ) OK. Time to test 258 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,436 your "Xerxes are utterly, mind-bogglingly stupid" theory! 259 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,396 With a carefully thought out plan? 260 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:47,981 Pfft. Yeah, right. 261 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,190 Hey, fellas! 262 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,859 How 'bout a little bet? 263 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,737 Heads, you let us pass. Tails, you blast each other. 264 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:54,821 Deal? 265 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,406 Ehh, that sounds fair. 266 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,033 Hehh! 267 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,367 Tails! 268 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,493 Oh, well. 269 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:07,208 (chanting ) Ooh-ooh! Oh, yeah, ah, yeah, uh-huh... 270 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,086 - Khensu: Ohhh... - ( Cleo continues victory chant ) 271 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,047 Akila: C'mon, Eyeball! 272 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,382 Time to stop playing with Mamadaddy. 273 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,427 - Look at me, Mommy! Look! - Brian: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 274 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,764 Eyeball! Put my head back on my body this instant! 275 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,100 Uhhh...uhhh... 276 00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,773 ( Eyeball crying ) 277 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,150 ( gasps ) Oh! 278 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,485 - What? - Awww... 279 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,404 Aw, Eyeball. 280 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,281 Don't cry. 281 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,493 I'm proud of you for acting like a big boy. 282 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,995 ( sniffles ) I'm a big boy? 283 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,082 - Big boy! Big boy! Big boy... - ( Brian groans ) 284 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,458 - ( monster growls ) - Uh-oh. 285 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,918 Eyeball: Oh, boy. 286 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,419 ( all growling ) 287 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,088 "Oh, boy," indeed. 288 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,297 - ( grunts ) - ( clicking ) 289 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,257 My quaser's out of juice! 290 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,094 Yeah, and mine is out of me remembering to bring it! 291 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,303 Both: Aaah! 292 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,056 ( growls ) 293 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,265 Aaaah! 294 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,600 ( monster shrieks ) 295 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,936 Bad doggie! Heeeyah! 296 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,229 ( monster groans ) 297 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,276 - ( fight sounds ) - Eyeball: Hyahh! Unhh! 298 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,404 ( grunts ) 299 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,155 I beated up all the bad doggies. 300 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,949 Am I a big boy now? 301 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,076 Technically, you'll never be a big boy, 302 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,120 because you're not-- 303 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,163 That is to say, 304 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,125 you're not quitea big boy yet. 305 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,835 Aww, man. 306 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:35,005 But you know what would make you a big boy? 307 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,215 If you got your mommy and... 308 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,468 (mumbles) your Mamadaddy... to the top of that volcano. 309 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,303 ( sighs ) Manipulating our son. 310 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,888 Sonot cool. 311 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,306 You think you could do that, bud? 312 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,475 - Huh? - I can do it, Mamadaddy. 313 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,477 I wanna be a big boy! 314 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,313 ( Eyeball, Akila laughing ) 315 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,867 - ( Eyeball grunts ) - Akila: Woowwww! 316 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,535 Brian: Uhhhh! Unh! Unh! 317 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:10,915 ( grunting ) 318 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,048 ( giggling ) 319 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,093 Ooowahh! Nooo! Noooo! 320 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,890 ( upbeat music playing ) 321 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,231 ( Xerxes screaming ) 322 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,652 ( music continues ) 323 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,238 Ehhhh! 324 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,042 Ahhh. 325 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,469 Whoo-hoo! Way to go, Eyeball! 326 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,013 - Aha-ha-ha-ha! - My arm! 327 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,641 Whoo, sopretty! 328 00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,726 We should take a family photo! 329 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,687 OK. Sending a signal. 330 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,106 Hopefully, we're high enough to reach Cleo. 331 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,401 Good job, Eyeball. 332 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,236 You really impressed me out there today. 333 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,654 Yay! 334 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,406 Ai-yah! Ai-yah! 335 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,574 I saved Mommy and Mamadaddy! 336 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,451 I climbed in the volcano! 337 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:31,496 Big boy! Big boy! Big... 338 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,207 - boooooooy.... - ( birds screeching ) 339 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,583 ( rock crumbling ) 340 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,336 ...oooooooooy! 341 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,131 Did I do that? Wow! 342 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,466 I really ama big boy. 343 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,052 Big boy! Big boy! 344 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,431 Big boy! Big boy! Big boy! 345 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,267 Big boy! Big boy! Big boy... 346 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,394 - Hey, Brian. - Mm-hmm? 347 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,271 What's thaaaat? 348 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,356 Based on the evidence at hand, 349 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,442 I'd say it was, uh, the monster, 350 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,237 uh, that lives inside... this, uh, volcano. 351 00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:06,448 Ha ha! OK. Just checking. 352 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,492 - Big boy! Big boy! Big boy! - Shhh! Less yelly-yelly, 353 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,619 more quiety-quiety! 354 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,122 - Big boy! Big boy! Big boy! - Eyeball! You gotta quiet down! 355 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,585 - Brian: Really?! - Akila: Play with me! 356 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,670 Gyahh! Whyyyy... 357 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,383 - Brian: Gahhh! - ( whooshing ) 358 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,634 Ehhhh! 359 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,309 - ( monster roars ) - ( all screaming ) 360 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,228 Huhh! 361 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,313 Both: Aaah! 362 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,231 Prepare for doom. 363 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,317 Uh...uh...deactivate! 364 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,110 ( Xerx powers down ) 365 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,653 That's it?! 366 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,489 That's all we had to do this whole time?! 367 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,491 - ( crash ) - Seriously? 368 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,826 - ( ship powers up ) - OK, still no signal. 369 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,579 Maybe we can try to pick it up from the surface. 370 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,331 ( whoosh ) 371 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,673 - Eyeball: Hee hee hee! - Brian: OK, need a plan. 372 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,841 Need a plan right now! Anything! 373 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,469 I play catch with Eyeball while you take out the monster! 374 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,762 With no head?! 375 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,389 You said anything! 376 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,809 - Pretty! - Both: Aaah! 377 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:20,313 ( roaring ) 378 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,523 Try signaling again! 379 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,607 Mayday! Mayday! 380 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,401 Cleo! Khensu! Do you read? 381 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,528 Akila (distorted with static): Please help! Volcano! 382 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,363 A monster! All the bad things at once! 383 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,532 Akila? Where are you? 384 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,659 Inside the planet! It's an eggshell planet! 385 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,704 Argh! I hateeggshell planets. Does it have monsters? 386 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,164 Yes, there is a very big monster right now! 387 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,290 Come and get us! 388 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,834 Ehhh. These eggshell planets 389 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211 always have a big entrance somewhere. 390 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,463 - ( locator beeping ) - Uh...uh...ah! 391 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,589 Haha! 392 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,800 ( whooshing ) 393 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,136 And we're in! Don't lose your heads! 394 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,887 Heh. Did you hear that? 395 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,390 Yes, it would be funny if there weren't lava 396 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,268 and a monster made of lava! 397 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,894 All: Aaaah! 398 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,813 ( monster roaring ) 399 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,732 Is that a bad doggie? 400 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,568 - Yes, Eyeball! - Verybad doggie! 401 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,153 ( lava gurgling ) 402 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,362 ( zooming ) 403 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,700 Whoa-ma-yeesh, look at that thing! 404 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,410 It's some kinda lava monster! 405 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,496 Lava monster! Ooh, that's good! 406 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,790 - ( tablet beeping ) - ( laughing ) 407 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,544 I accidentally typed "lovemonster"! 408 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,920 Not the time for notes! 409 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,756 I need you to lower the extraction winch! 410 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,716 I am only here to observe. I-- 411 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,259 Observe this! 412 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,927 Don't look at that, it's confidential! 413 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,430 "Khensu in Space: the Movie"? 414 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,766 Have you been writing a screenplay this whole time?! 415 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,811 My schedule's so busy I can never find time for my hobbies! 416 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,396 - ( snickers ) Wow. - ( Mihos chitters ) 417 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,898 Uh, OK, first off, 418 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,233 "Khensu in Space," great title. 419 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,651 Do you really think so? 420 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,695 - Thanks! - Yeah, and secondly, 421 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,281 we gotta rescue Brian and Akila, so lower that winch! 422 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,616 Noted! 423 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,622 ( winch whirring ) 424 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,332 Hup! 425 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,667 ( Brian, Akila screaming ) 426 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,340 ( panicked shouting ) 427 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,595 We're trapped! 428 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,266 ( roaring ) 429 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:21,685 - ( weapons zapping ) - Look! 430 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,648 - Yeah! - ( cheering ) 431 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,192 Cleo: Ha ha ha! 432 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,362 ( Cleo cackling ) 433 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,325 - ( alarm wailing ) - Ahh! Not cool, lava dude! 434 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,952 ( lava gurgling ) 435 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,829 I thought I'd die older than this! 436 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,706 Or at least more heroically. 437 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,335 Mommy? 438 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,004 - Oof! - Mamadaddy? 439 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,797 Eyeball, what are you doing?! 440 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:53,216 Getting you away from the big, bad doggie! 441 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,680 Eyeball, no! You don't have to do this! 442 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,932 ( weapons zapping ) 443 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,436 Huh! Hyah! Yahh! 444 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,564 I love you, Mommy and Mamadaddy. 445 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,315 I love you! 446 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,734 ( ship approaches ) 447 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,279 Akila: Aaaaah! Oof! 448 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,243 ( bellowing ) 449 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,497 I love you, Eyeball! 450 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,541 You'll always be... 451 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,294 Mamadaddy's big boy! 452 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,380 It's gonna be OK. 453 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,716 - Uhhh! - Big... 454 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,051 boy!!! 455 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,761 ( monster roaring ) 456 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,804 Aaaah! Unhh! 457 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,056 Uhhh! 458 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,266 ( electrical crackling ) 459 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:48,355 Play with me... ( Eyeball powers down ) 460 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,607 ( bellows ) 461 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,608 Noooo! 462 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,445 Gaaahhhh! 463 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,822 ( growls, gags ) 464 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,368 Eyeball! 465 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:05,955 Unh! 466 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,417 ( Brian grunting ) 467 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,710 ( panting ) 468 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,711 Brian... 469 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,297 can you-- can you fix him? 470 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:17,592 Uhh, yeah. I'd still need a positronic processor. 471 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,761 Where am I gonna find something like-- 472 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:21,346 ( gasps ) Huh. 473 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,808 ( monster roaring ) 474 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,774 Ugh. I analyzed the data. 475 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,609 That Uta tablet energy signature 476 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,070 was just noise from some weird isotope. 477 00:20:37,112 --> 00:20:40,782 Argh! We're never gonna find that thing! 478 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,950 Ta-da! 479 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,452 Our son! Yay-hey-hey-hey! 480 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,996 Big boy hero!!! 481 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,628 So, uh, let me get this straight. 482 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,922 You guys, like, had a kid... 483 00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,426 and it's a Xerx, but it's also that game you were playing? 484 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,469 Ugh. I will never get used to the future. 485 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,139 Auntie Cleo doesn't like Eyeball? 486 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,765 Whatie-who now?! 487 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,392 Sure she does! 488 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,394 Everybody loves you, buddy. 489 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,813 Well, uh, except maybe those fire lizard things. 490 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,815 You beat up so many of them, I bet they're gonna remember you 491 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:16,109 for a loooooongtime. 492 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,701 ( growling ) 493 00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:44,554 ( music playing )