1 00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:09,209 [whistles] 2 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:13,613 * Some say I'm just a kid * 3 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:16,182 * But I stand tall Like a pyramid * 4 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,318 * One day I'll be mythic * 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,253 * Read about it In hieroglyphics * 6 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:24,124 * Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh 7 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:28,328 * It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be * 8 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:32,332 * I'm takin' on the world This time * 9 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:36,436 * It's written in the stars, I'm all that I can be * 10 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:39,272 * I feel the power In my heart * 11 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,374 * It's written in the stars * 12 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,681 [Cleopatra] Whoo! Ha ha ha ha! 13 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,149 Whoo! 14 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:51,518 Whoa! Whoa-oh! 15 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,787 Cleopatra, comin' at ya! 16 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,690 Whoo! Ha ha! Whoa! 17 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:57,891 -Aaah! -'Sup, Dennis?! 18 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,759 Oh. Hi, Cleo! 19 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:00,794 Whoo! 20 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,131 Waaah! 21 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:06,566 [Cleo laughing] 22 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,201 Cleo! 23 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:11,638 I just saw all nine of my lives flash before my eyes! 24 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:13,506 Sorry! 25 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:15,542 [gasps] 26 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,645 -Ohh. -[beeping] 27 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:21,848 I have a training exercise for Cleopatra and your team. 28 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,783 You will recover a data cube 29 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,920 from a temple in the Bisu jungle, on Tawris. 30 00:01:26,953 --> 00:01:28,822 -Sounds simple enough. -Indeed. 31 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:32,158 But Cleopatra is getting a little overconfident. 32 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,160 Her training is a serious matter, 33 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:36,296 and she needs to show some prudence. 34 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:39,232 Well, I have to agree. Thank you. 35 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:45,505 -[whooshing] -Uhh! 36 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:48,341 -So, ready for your presentation? -What presentation? 37 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,777 The exobiology presentation-- that we're doing right now! 38 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:54,647 -In this exobiology class? -Ooh. Whoops. 39 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,282 Totally slipped my mind. [blows] 40 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:59,319 You didn't prepare?! This is a nightmare! 41 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:02,288 Wait.Isthis a nightmare? Because not preparing for an exobiology presentation 42 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,890 is a nightmare I frequently have. 43 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:06,760 -That's very specific. -What are you gonna do?! 44 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,763 Akila, I practically ruled an empire. 45 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,798 I'm pretty sure I can handle one little 46 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,700 exobiology presentation. 47 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,635 [grunts] 48 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,770 Quick question. 49 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,839 What is... exobiology? 50 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,641 [gasps] This isn't good. 51 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,777 -Not good at all. -Relax. 52 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,946 Things always work out for me. Especially if I don't prepare. 53 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,915 [Professor Jurval] Cleopatra, Akila, 54 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,217 You're going on a training mission with Professor Khensu. 55 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:33,286 You can do your presentations tomorrow. 56 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,555 I'm sure you're devastated by this delay. 57 00:02:35,588 --> 00:02:38,224 Last minute stay of execution! Yes! 58 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,559 Uh... 59 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,231 You two collect Brian, and I'll fuel up a ship. 60 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,567 Cleo! No hoverboard. 61 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,371 Come on, Khensu. Legs are so slow. 62 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,840 You can have it back after. 63 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:57,310 I need you to focus on this mission and show me that-- 64 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,878 -Cleo? -Yeah, she's not a 65 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,847 "wait for explanations" kind of person. 66 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:08,988 -[whirring] -[sentry]Hostile mech detected. 67 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,724 Ohh! 68 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:13,693 Aaah! 69 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,795 Aaah! Aaah! 70 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,299 Argh! I am not a hostile mech! 71 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,735 [crashes] 72 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,005 OK, I'm alittlehostile. 73 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:28,274 Um, are we interrupting something? 74 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,877 Uh, I was just recalibrating the sentry. 75 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,813 Yeah, you recalibrated the heck out of it! 76 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:37,050 It's a prototype designed to detect hostile machinery-- 77 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,818 [sentry] Hostile mech detected. 78 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,920 -Aaah! -[crash] 79 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,722 Brian, we're going on a mission. 80 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,957 What? 81 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,692 No! You can't make me! 82 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,460 I know missions make you anxious, 83 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,629 but this is a simple training exercise. 84 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,831 Dude, I'm not anxious! 85 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,967 It's just important to get the sentry operational. 86 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,838 Also, on that one mission, someonemelted my foot. 87 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,841 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 88 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:04,944 Brian, you have to come. 89 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,748 As savior of the galaxy, I command you. 90 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,351 Ahh! All right. But are you gonna pull 91 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,887 that savior card every time you want me to do something? 92 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,756 Well, it just worked, so yes, I totally am. 93 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,459 [groans] Fine. 94 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:21,995 But I'm not going because you're the savior. 95 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,764 I'm going because I'm afraid to be alone with the sentry. 96 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,967 -It doesn't like me. -Hostile mech detected. 97 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,804 Aah! Uhh! Ohh! 98 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,407 [Khensu]We need to locate the temple 99 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,675 and retrieve the data cube. 100 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,445 Hyah! 101 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,847 It may be simple, but it's important 102 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,682 notto get overconfident! 103 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,452 When have I ever been overconfident? 104 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,388 -[quaser blasting] -Aaah! [panting] 105 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,957 -Aah! -Heh heh heh. 106 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,792 Cleo, that was very close. 107 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,828 -Thank you! -Not a compliment. 108 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,697 Just please, put the quasers down. 109 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,399 -[blasting] -Aah! 110 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,134 Hey, guys? I don't think 111 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,737 this simple training mission is gonna be so simple. 112 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:06,373 That is a Xerx fortress! 113 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,014 [clanking] 114 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,819 Wah! 115 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,422 So... we're leaving, right? 116 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:24,991 I mean, obviously we're leaving. 117 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,827 No way. We should kick some Xerx butt! 118 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,963 It's too dangerous to go in without a plan. 119 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,898 We should regroup and-- 120 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,434 She's... gone again, isn't she? 121 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,970 [quasers blasting] 122 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,772 Hyah! Heh heh. 123 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,543 Take that, ya big tin can! 124 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,981 Yeah! Ha ha! 125 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,015 Wha--? 126 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,419 [clanking] 127 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,855 You guys decided to join the party! 128 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,924 You didn't give us much choice. 129 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,426 Whoo! 130 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,595 Whoo! Yeah! 131 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,464 Ha ha! 132 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,134 Uhh! Yeah! 133 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,170 Whoo! 134 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,875 [sentry] Hostile mech detected. 135 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,444 He's not even a machine! 136 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,112 [both gasp] 137 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,151 -Retreat! -Aaah! 138 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,957 On the bright side, your sentry seems to be working. 139 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,030 I'm aborting this mission. Cleo, get back to the ship! 140 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,231 [yowls] 141 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,900 -Oh, no! -[Akila] Hey! 142 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,168 Don't worry! I'll save you! 143 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,937 Aaah! 144 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,139 Aaah! 145 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,444 Whoa-oh-oh... 146 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:58,184 [gasping] 147 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,520 [coughing] 148 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,155 Unh! Aaah! 149 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:05,258 What happened? The Xerxes, they-- 150 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:07,560 Uh, who are you guys? 151 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:12,065 Are you gonna try and, like, eat us, or do you come in peace? 152 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,934 Uh, the second one. 153 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:18,138 You're pointing the wrong end of that spear at me, by the way. 154 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:21,541 The other end could hurt you. And Gled doesn't want that. 155 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,543 -Who's Gled? -Gled is Gled. 156 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,078 [Gurp] Gled's our chief. 157 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,981 I mean, we're not, like, into labels or anything, 158 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:30,283 but every tribe's gotta have a "leader," right? 159 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:33,553 Oh, yeah, hey, I'm Gurp, and this is, uh, everyone. 160 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,221 Say hey, everyone! 161 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,057 -[all] Hey. -Hey-hey. 162 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,292 I'm Cleo. I came here with my friends, 163 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:40,994 but the Xerxes captured them. 164 00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,929 The big angry metal dudes? 165 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,231 Oh, man, that's a tough break. 166 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,168 I tried to fight them, but there's just too many. 167 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,304 -Gled does not approve, man. -Of fighting? 168 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,940 We, like, hate violence. 169 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:57,977 Long ago, we Tawrisians were a warlike race. 170 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,113 We fought and slaughtered 171 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,883 and tore our enemies to pieces... 172 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,052 rending them asunder 173 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,254 with our savage fury! 174 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,091 We were mighty warriors! 175 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,126 Aaaaah! 176 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,663 No, no, noooo. 177 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:19,733 Gled is calm, Gled is serene. 178 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,234 You know what they say: 179 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:24,304 "The Zen is mightier than the sword." 180 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,074 Look, if you guys were warriors once, you could be warriors again. 181 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,011 You could get those Xerxes off your planet and help me save my friends. 182 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,046 No way, man. 183 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:36,282 We are not going back to our warlike ways. 184 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,618 We got them under control ages ago, 185 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:42,722 by dedicating ourselves to the three high virtues: 186 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:46,326 humility, serenity, caution... 187 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,128 and humility. 188 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,197 But wouldn't it feel good to take your planet back? 189 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,635 No. 190 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,303 It would be... 191 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,072 [groaning] 192 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,974 ...glorious! 193 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,109 Gled would crush their skulls! 194 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,980 Gled would destroy all those who stood against Gled! 195 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:08,682 [mighty roar] Blood! 196 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,685 Ohh. Ohh. 197 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,386 Or, like, something. 198 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,389 But my friends-- we have to save them! 199 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,992 Look, even if Gled wanted to help you, 200 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,126 Gled can't. 201 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,062 It's not just that, you know, 202 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,197 we like to keep it, like, chill, 203 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,133 but we can only help a member of the tribe. 204 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,035 Gled isn't really a "rules" guy, 205 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,104 but it's the one rule Gled's got. 206 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,209 Wait. What if I joined your tribe? 207 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,377 Um... 208 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,212 I guess it would be cool. 209 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,214 You'd have to go through initiation to, like, 210 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,350 test your mastery of the three high virtues: 211 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,285 humility, serenity-- 212 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,687 And caution. Yeah, got it. Let's make this super quick. 213 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,256 Whoa. You just failed the serenity part, dude. 214 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:53,393 Gled's never seen anyone fail a section before it starts. 215 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,261 That's, like, almost impressive. 216 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:57,030 Call it a practice round. 217 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,231 Right on, man. 218 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,667 Let the initiation begin! 219 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,402 Or whatever. 220 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,106 [loud, clomping footsteps] 221 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,240 OK, 222 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,209 is this room getting smaller, 223 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,111 or am I getting bigger? 224 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,712 Neither. You're just freaking out. 225 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,280 Oh. [chuckles] Am I? 226 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,182 -Am I freaking out? -Whoa! 227 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,184 A more productive use of our time 228 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,053 would be to work out how to get out of here. 229 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,122 Technically, this is still a training exercise. 230 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,158 Is this really the time for a teachable moment? 231 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,293 We're not in any immediate danger. 232 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,162 I'd like to hear your ideas. 233 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,065 [pained cries] 234 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:33,400 Aaahhh! 235 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,301 -[Brian groans] -Fantastic. 236 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,070 Any more ideas? 237 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,438 [Brian groans] 238 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,775 [Gurp] Now you are ready to begin your initiat-- 239 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,309 Uh-- hold that thought. 240 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,449 [giggles] 241 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,818 Humility, fail. 242 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,420 Huh? 243 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:57,791 [Gurp] Next, you must juggle the balls of wisdom, yo. 244 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,259 [comical grunts] 245 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:03,329 Go. 246 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,731 Um... 247 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:05,765 [grunts] 248 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,100 Ohh. 249 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,069 [grunts] 250 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,337 I'm never gonna be able to do this. 251 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,805 I've only got two arms! 252 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,239 I know! 253 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,109 You must be terrible at clapping! 254 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:18,111 Ha ha! We are so good at this! 255 00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:20,280 -[happy grunts] -Would you stop that? 256 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:21,481 I'm trying to save my friends! 257 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,117 Serenity, fail. 258 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,522 Next, you must drink a cup of toad tea. 259 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,525 But... it is highly toxic. 260 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,494 [sipping] 261 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,463 Hm. Not bad, actually. 262 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:39,532 Kind of tastes like... 263 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,767 pain. 264 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,835 Dude! 265 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,503 I just told you it was poison! 266 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,272 I mean, like, why would you drink it? 267 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,375 [gasps] Because you told me to. 268 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,144 Caution, fail. 269 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:53,279 [Akila] OK, we could short out the power cord 270 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,881 with something metal, like Brian's finger, 271 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,383 or we could fashion a key out of something metal, 272 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,218 like Brian's finger. 273 00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,819 Or we could annoy the guard by singing really loud 274 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,388 until he comes in, and then attack him 275 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,156 with something metal, like Brian's finger! 276 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,325 Why does every plan involve me losing a finger? 277 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,161 Sorry. Sometimes when I'm nervous I fixate on one thing, OK? 278 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,197 You can't think of anything else, anything simpler? 279 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,235 [sighs] 280 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,838 You mean you could have done that this whole time? 281 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,240 The lesson is, 282 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,510 never overlook the simplest solution. 283 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:26,212 Teachable moment over. 284 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,314 There's a security code on the lock. 285 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,550 If I were a Xerx password, what would I be? 286 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,252 Um... 287 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,487 O-Octavian! Conquest! 288 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,891 [sharp gasp] Brian's finger! 289 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,559 [Gled] Well, you've blown it so far, 290 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,194 but, lucky for you, 291 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,529 this final test counts for, like, 292 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,230 a hundred percent of your grade. 293 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,433 You mean none of that other stuff mattered? 294 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,901 Does anything matter? 295 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,436 Is the universe real? 296 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,571 Is it just the dream of a tadpole 297 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,873 before it becomes a butterfly? 298 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,575 Tadpoles don't become butterflies! 299 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:59,579 [huffs] You have a seriously narrow mindset, man. 300 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,348 Can we just get on with this, please? 301 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,615 OK. 302 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,584 The final challenge is to bring back 303 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,288 one delicious zifflenut, from over there. 304 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,024 OK, look at my eyes. 305 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,293 You go down the mountain, 306 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,528 across the river, up the volcano. 307 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:16,930 [Gled] Right. 308 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,566 You'll face tons of gnarly obstacles, 309 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,035 like harsh weather, freaky bugs, 310 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,570 and the Fungus God. 311 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,972 Wait-wait. Fungus God?! 312 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:29,476 Well, you know, he's more of like a fungus monster, 313 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,479 but he seems to like it when we call him a god, right? Yo. 314 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,581 We pretty much stay away from him. 315 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,349 He's got, you know, like, big teeth, 316 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,485 bad temper, all that junk. 317 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,620 Yeah. The journey should take you about... 318 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,655 nnnnnnnn... six weeks. 319 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,324 Six weeks?! 320 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,925 There must be a faster way. 321 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,061 [sighs] 322 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,897 [gasps] 323 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,899 [grunting] 324 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,634 Hyah! 325 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,469 Whoo-hoo! 326 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,305 Queen of the world! 327 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,276 [exertion grunt] 328 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,344 [disappointed groan] 329 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,512 Whoops. 330 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,314 Slight miscalculation. 331 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,383 Way to go, man. 332 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:14,587 You just managed to violate all three virtues at once. 333 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,956 [struggles] 334 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,258 [cries out] 335 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,293 [grunts] 336 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,995 Eh, that could have gone worse. 337 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,263 -[rumbling] -Whoa! 338 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:28,301 [roaring] 339 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,703 [Tawrisians scream] 340 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:33,306 Fungus monster! 341 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,543 'Sup, fungus dude? You seem mad. 342 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,278 [roaring] 343 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,381 [exertion grunt] 344 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,016 [angry growl] 345 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,019 Hey, mushroom brain! Over here! 346 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,291 -[growls] -[gasps] 347 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,360 Hm. 348 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,994 [Cleopatra grunting] 349 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,029 Hyah! 350 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,668 That's right, come get me! 351 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,308 [shrieks] 352 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,314 [Gled] Whoa. There is no longer a raging fungus among us. 353 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,515 That's pretty cool, man. 354 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,150 You just threw yourself in there. 355 00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:19,552 When it's go time, I don't overthink things. 356 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,021 Or really think at all. 357 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,722 [laughing] That's funny. Neither do we. 358 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,092 Anyway, you totally flunked the initiation, right? 359 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,596 But you gotta give props when someone saves your chief's life. 360 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,165 Does this mean you'll help me rescue my friends? 361 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,167 Gled owes you one. 362 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,504 So, like, Gled guesseswe will? 363 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,738 Thank you! Wait. 364 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,708 Now, as much as I hate to overthink stuff, 365 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,445 I kind of feel like we need a plan. 366 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,713 [beeping] 367 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,148 [robotic voice] Invalid password. 368 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,083 One attempt remaining. 369 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,486 Well, it's not "Bad underscore Guyz" with a "z." 370 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,590 Come on. What would a bunch of big, dumb robots use for a password? 371 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,428 Wait. If the simplest solution is often the best, 372 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,564 and your average Xerx is dumber than a sack of bags, 373 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:09,102 maybe the password could be... 374 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,637 maybe... 375 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,771 Just spit it out! 376 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,540 One two three four! 377 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,476 The only thing simple enough for them to remember! 378 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,611 [beeping] 379 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,779 [barrier powers down] 380 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,115 -Yeah! -[laughter] 381 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,783 [alarm blares] 382 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,619 Halt! 383 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,823 Or this unit will cause physical damage. 384 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,458 Take that! 385 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,625 [grunts] 386 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,394 I was hoping for more of a-- 387 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,130 Yes! [laughs] 388 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,499 All right. Now we just have to find Cleo, 389 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,436 which means getting past an entire army of Xerxes. 390 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,838 [exertion grunt] 391 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,473 Sorry we had to zap you. 392 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,141 Maybe you could take this opportunity 393 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,443 to rethink your life choices. Bye! 394 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,146 [Cleopatra] OK, he's a giant monster... 395 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,549 but he's kind of weirdly cute. 396 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,452 Also, he's our only hope. Brace yourself, guys. 397 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,588 I'm gonna give this humility thing a try. 398 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,556 You will totally like it, man. 399 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,525 Hello, Fungus God. 400 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,594 I come to you with humility 401 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,131 to offer my most humble apologies for tying you up. 402 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,833 I was hoping we could talk? 403 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:18,672 [inhales] In a totally calm and serene way. 404 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,873 [snarling] 405 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,776 I'm going to untie you, cautiously. 406 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,680 I will not make any sudden movements, 407 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,616 and hope this humility, serenity and caution thing 408 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,718 isn't a huge mistake. 409 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,453 [roars] 410 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,723 [bellowing roar] 411 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,791 Yah! 412 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,526 [low growl] 413 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,127 [gasps] Ohh! 414 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,463 [snarling] 415 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,131 [shrieks] 416 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,735 [happy panting] 417 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:52,739 Wow. He's not so bad if you treat him nicely. 418 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:53,873 You want a scratch, boy? 419 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,508 Do you wanna scratch? 420 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,578 [Cleopatra using baby-talk] 421 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,748 Who's a good Fungus God? Who's a good Fungus God? 422 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,750 Yeah, you are! [baby-talk] 423 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,751 [Gurp] Gled! 424 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,720 Gleeddd! 425 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,855 What is happening right now? 426 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,292 The tadpole has become a butterfly. 427 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,761 Look at him! He's not scary at all. 428 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:18,231 But you know who is scary? The Xerxes. 429 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,734 They've taken over the planet, and they have my friends. 430 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,602 I was wondering, if you're not too busy, 431 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,870 would you help us-- please? 432 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,774 [contemplative grunts] 433 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,783 Tawrisians, I know you've had ages 434 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,652 of being humble, serene, and cautious, 435 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,655 but for the sake of your planet and my friends, 436 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,558 you've got to go back to being savage warriors, 437 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,260 just for a little bit. 438 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,562 Gled is gonna level with you, man. 439 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,698 [clearing throat] 440 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,267 Gled has been waiting for an excuse to do this 441 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,569 for Gled's whole life! 442 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,805 [boisterous shouts] 443 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,607 [Cleopatra] Whoo-hoo! 444 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,814 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 445 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,182 [combat grunt] 446 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,719 [combat grunts] 447 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,655 [Akila] Cleo! 448 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,258 We escaped using Brian's sentry and not his finger! 449 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,393 I don't know what that means, but I'm glad. 450 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,628 Catch! 451 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,796 [cries out] 452 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,297 -I'm sorry, I-- -Look out! 453 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,966 [growls] 454 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,968 [cries out] 455 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,839 -Aah! -[shouts and cries] 456 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,574 Khensu, that was very close! 457 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,775 Thank you! 458 00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:36,810 [Cleopatra] Not a compliment. 459 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,578 [cries out] 460 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,648 [Tawrisians shouting] Blood! 461 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,383 Blood! 462 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,951 [sentry] Hostile mech detected! 463 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,219 I know! 464 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:51,324 [Tawrisians shouting] Blood! 465 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,829 Aah! Whoo! Ha ha! 466 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,331 [Akila] There's too many! 467 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,400 Now! 468 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,739 [roars] 469 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,644 All right, Fungus God! 470 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,414 [deep roar] 471 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,321 [roars] 472 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,890 Mushroom puppy is too powerful. 473 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,726 All units, abandon planet! 474 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:44,411 [happy shouts] 475 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,746 Whoo! 476 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,082 [distant happy shouts] 477 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,384 [festive music playing] 478 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,787 [motors whirring] 479 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,824 Ha! 480 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,693 [hoofbeats thunder] 481 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,828 Good boy, Jimmy! 482 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,863 Turns out, yo, his name is Jimmy. 483 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,701 [happy panting] 484 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:11,071 [playful sounds] 485 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,406 Jimmy will make sure you never have trouble 486 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,974 with the Xerxes again. 487 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,910 We have our planet back, 488 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,912 which is super chill. 489 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,047 Thanks, Cleo, for showing Gled 490 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:23,717 that sometimes it's OK to fight, 491 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,353 like when jerks appropriate your 'hood. 492 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,389 And thank you for teaching me your junk too. 493 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,858 I am super awesome at humility. 494 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,861 [Gled] You're doin' it wrong! 495 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:39,432 [Cleopatra] Wait-- weren't we supposed to get a data cube or something?