1 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:09,642 ( whistles ) 2 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,646 * Some say I'm just a kid * 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,216 * But I stand tall like a pyramid * 4 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,351 *One day I'll be mythic * 5 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:20,286 * Read about it in hieroglyphics * 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,323 *Ah-ee-ah-ah-oh * 7 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:27,694 * It's written in the stars, I'm who I'm gonna be * 8 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:31,664 * I'm takin' on the world this time * 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:35,769 * It's written in the stars of all that I can be * 10 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:38,605 * I feel the power in my heart * 11 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:41,408 * It's written in the stars * 12 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,113 ( music playing ) 13 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,356 - Aaah! - Don't worry, team. 14 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,725 It's just an itty-bitty space storm. 15 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,627 - ( bang ) - Like I said, 16 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,264 it's just an itty-bitty, giant space hurricane. 17 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:05,832 ( laughs ) NBD. 18 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:09,169 - ( Brian grunting ) -( beeping ) 19 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:13,373 Cleo? Our hyperdrive is broken! This doesn't look good. 20 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,241 Look at the bright side, Brian. 21 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,776 At least we're out of fuel, 22 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,713 or we lost our reserve oxygen tank. 23 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,381 Oh, uh, those are bad things. 24 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,383 Maybe we wouldn't be in such a mess 25 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:26,519 if our pilot would keep her eyes on the space! 26 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:27,654 Khensu, relax! 27 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:30,557 Why can't you just trust me like Akila and Brian do? 28 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,525 - Uh-uh. - No, no, no, no, no. 29 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,295 We can't outrun the storm. According to the protocol, 30 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:37,197 we should send out a distress signal 31 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,199 and say goodbye to our loved ones. 32 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,368 I added the second part just in case. 33 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:44,204 Or...we could hide behind an asteroid 34 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,772 and let the storm pass by. 35 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:49,242 No, Cleo. That's absolutely against protocol. 36 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,444 I wasbornagainst protocol! 37 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,913 Yeah, I don't know what that means, either. 38 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,483 Khensu: Cleo, what are you doing?! 39 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,752 Cleo: Saving our bacon. 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,421 - You see, I-- I-- -( alarm beeping ) 41 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,856 I-- Yi-- 42 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:04,691 ( all screaming ) 43 00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,459 ( buzzer ) 44 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:11,731 ( whimpering ) 45 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:17,804 ( sighs ) Whoa! 46 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,574 What did you think you were doing, Cleo?! 47 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,444 If that were a real mission, you would have gotten us killed! 48 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,713 Argh, Khensu, I don't like it 49 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,282 when you get all cranky like this. 50 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,851 I don't need you to like me, Cleo! 51 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,320 I need you tolistento me. 52 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,990 ( sighs ) I'm only being tough on you 53 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,626 to prepare you for bigger things. 54 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,529 This virtual mission was supposed to be the test 55 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,965 that earned you enough merits to graduate to Level 2 missions. 56 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,634 - ( all gasp ) - Yes! 57 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,470 Level 2, baby! I know we can do it! 58 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,305 What's Level 2? 59 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,640 - Uh... - Level 2 missions, 60 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,276 we'll have more tasks and responsibilities! 61 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,278 Iloveresponsibilities! 62 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,913 Almost as much as I love tasks. 63 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,681 Plus, with Level 2, 64 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,883 we'll have access to higher-clearance tech. 65 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:07,821 I can't wait to get my hands on some omnidirectional multiphase nano-emitters! 66 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,756 ( Brian squealing ) 67 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,858 Not even gonna pretend to know what that means, 68 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,560 but I will say, 69 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,762 Level 2 sounds like it's one better than Level 1, 70 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,897 - so I'm in! - Khensu: However... 71 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,600 - ( all groan ) - Why is there always a "however"? 72 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,535 Since youfailedthis test, 73 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,637 you're still a few merits short. 74 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,907 So in order to qualify you for Level 2, I'm giving you 75 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,610 the assignment of mentoring some younger students. 76 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:32,712 Mentoring? So, like... 77 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,881 walkin' around aimlessly in circles? 78 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,716 That'smeandering. 79 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,351 Totally knew that. 80 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,320 Hmm. Let's go meet your mentees 81 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:43,456 before I realize I've made a huge mistake. 82 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:47,994 Khensu: Right. 83 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,696 You'll be mentoring Dennis. 84 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,365 Please note, Dennis is allergic to-- 85 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,800 Everything! 86 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:54,934 And he's afraid of... 87 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,836 Also everything! 88 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,072 Waaah! 89 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,507 ( fly screeches ) 90 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:01,641 ( Dennis whimpers ) 91 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,576 You're my kind of guy, Dennis! 92 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,945 - Fist bump? - ( gasps ) 93 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,847 Oh, seems risky. 94 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,853 - Akila. - Whoooo! 95 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,822 You are paired with Omnia. 96 00:04:15,855 --> 00:04:17,724 Omnia! Hey! 97 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,427 ( giggles ) Love what you've done with your atmosphere! 98 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:24,564 Thanks. I've been using a newairspray. 99 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,767 ( Omnia, Akila laughing ) 100 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,971 Khensu: Cleo... 101 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,607 you get...Philo. 102 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,111 Actually, I prefer to go by "Philo Style," 103 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,413 "Classic Philo," 104 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,515 or "P to the Hilo." 105 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,421 Good luck, Cleo. You'll need it. 106 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,123 Khensu, please. 107 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,858 I know how to handle kids. 108 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:54,794 See, the key is to act super cool so they like you. 109 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,664 I just have to make sure I'm Philo's bestest buddy. 110 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:01,134 Actually, the key is to set clear boundaries and-- 111 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,936 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Khen-dawg. 112 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,904 We got this on lockdown, man. 113 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:09,609 Nevercall me "Khen-dawg" again. 114 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,910 Copy that, K-Daddy. 115 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,980 - ( Cleo laughing ) - ( Khensu sighs ) 116 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,882 ( laughing ) 117 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,484 Wow! 118 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,619 You've got quite the attitude, Philo. 119 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,755 I think we're gonna get along. 120 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,457 Level 2, here I come, baby! 121 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:29,496 Now, Philo, the key to throwing a Quaser Star 122 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,064 is to keep your eye on the target, and-- 123 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,465 Yeah, whatevs. 124 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,434 Philo's got this. 125 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,436 - Uhh-yah! - Aaah! 126 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,571 ( crash ) 127 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,607 - Nailed it! - Wow. 128 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,609 Heh. You're a bit of a handful, huh? 129 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:45,812 Hey, that's what my last nine mentors said! 130 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,914 Wait. How many mentors have you gone through? 131 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:50,850 Around 20, if you count the seven still in comas. 132 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:51,885 ( gasps ) 133 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,054 Ha ha ha! I gotcha so good! 134 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:55,922 Only five are in comas. 135 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,123 Aah! 136 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,825 Heh. Heh-heh. 137 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,794 How about we switch to something 138 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,697 with slightly fewer pointy sticks? 139 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,066 ( music playing ) 140 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,567 Unh! 141 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,441 ( grunting ) 142 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,880 Cleo: Eh. Now, Philo, 143 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,216 the trick to using an anti-gravity belt 144 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:24,584 is to make sure-- 145 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,820 - ( footsteps ) - Philo? 146 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,455 Philo? 147 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:29,556 Aaaah! 148 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,858 Philo! Where's your belt?! 149 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,493 It's not safe without one! 150 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,162 Belt, schmelt. Check it out, Cleo! 151 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,031 No hands! 152 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,766 Whoo-hoo! 153 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,971 Ha! Caught ya. 154 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,139 Philo for the win. 155 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,575 Icaughtyou! 156 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,610 I'm still catching you right now. 157 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:56,016 Snap! Lemme climbthatone! 158 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,485 ( zapping noises ) 159 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,921 Um, no. You maynotclimb 160 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,090 the Quaser Razor Knife Wall of Ultimate Doom. 161 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,826 - What is wrong with you?! - More like what is wrong withyou? 162 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,796 - Oh, I know. You're boring. - Uh, what? 163 00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:11,531 * You're b-b-b-b-boring * 164 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,133 * B-to-the-O-U-R-E-A-M 165 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:14,701 * Boring! 166 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:16,870 OK, first of all, 167 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,838 remind me to mentor your spelling. 168 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,875 Secondly, I've been called manythings in my life-- 169 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:25,278 "Messy," "reckless," "good at remembering things I've been called"-- 170 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,814 but never once have I ever been called-- 171 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,649 ( gagging ) 172 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:30,750 --"boring." 173 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,985 Well, youare. 174 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,687 I thought you were a cool mentor, 175 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,588 but you're just like all the rest of 'em. 176 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,290 Booooring! 177 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,025 - Am not! - Oh, yeah? 178 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,594 Then why don't you just prove it? 179 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,829 ( gasps ) 180 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,064 Nee-nee. 181 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,532 Arrgh. 182 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:46,766 Hmm. 183 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,903 Who's boring now? 184 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,105 Just to clarify, that was a rhetorical question, 185 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,843 and the correct answer is "not me," because I am objectively not boring! 186 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,912 I mean, it's OK, I guess, 187 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:02,015 but it would be more okay-er if you let me drive. 188 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,084 Aha-ha-ha-ha-ha! No. 189 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,653 ( yawns ) 190 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:09,656 ( sighs ) OK, fine. 191 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,658 - But only if-- -( vehicle beeps ) 192 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:12,726 What? Aah! 193 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,194 Philo: Whoo-hoo! 194 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,662 Philo!!! 195 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:19,099 Philo: Restricted air space, whoo! 196 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,567 ( sirens wail ) 197 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,068 Philo, we can't be up here! 198 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,136 ( sirens ) 199 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,071 Uh-oh, the po-po! 200 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,139 - Ha ha! - Ohh. 201 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,707 Pull over, Philo. 202 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,175 Whatever you say! 203 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,276 Not what I meant! 204 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,745 Philo: Whoa! 205 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,214 I've got some fans! 206 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,182 ( Cleo screams ) 207 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,151 ( sirens continue ) 208 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,691 You need to be more like Philo Style 209 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,593 and learn to chillax. 210 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,928 I know how to chillax. I am very chillaxed. 211 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:52,365 I'm extremely chillaxed right now!!! 212 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,634 ( both scream ) 213 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,103 Cleo: Unh! 214 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,705 Aaah! 215 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,974 Whoo! Ha ha ha! 216 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,243 Did you see how I stopped just in time? 217 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,345 - Classic Philo. - No, Philo, 218 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,680 it wasnotclassic! 219 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,381 If you'd only followed protocol, 220 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,216 we wouldn'tbein this mess. 221 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,252 Yeesh. You sound like Khensu. 222 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,753 Huh? Right. 223 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,655 Because I'm blabbing on and on 224 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:18,024 about rules and protocol, I-- 225 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,392 Huh? Omigosh. 226 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,361 Idosound like Khensu. 227 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,263 You're turning me into Khensu?! 228 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,765 Noooo!!! 229 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,004 Nooooo!!! 230 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,207 Philo, you and I need space. 231 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,209 And not the restricted air kind. 232 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,380 I'm gonna go commiserate-- er, I mean, consult-- with my friends. 233 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,416 Heh. You stay here, don't touch anything or do anything 234 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,885 or say anything or say anything anythinanything till I get back. 235 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,954 But I'll be bored! 236 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,222 ( cries ) 237 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,423 Heeere. 238 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,158 You can play FishKaboom. 239 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:55,061 Now stay put and I'll be right back. 240 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,100 Cleo! What's up? 241 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,870 Brian. This mentoring thingy, it's the worst, right? 242 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,438 Are you kidding? It's great! 243 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,173 Hi! 244 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,743 Dennis likes staying inside where it's safe, too, 245 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,311 so... no offense, 246 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,880 but we're basically best friends now. 247 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,949 - Arrghh. - Hmm? 248 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,925 Akila! Oh, please, 249 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,861 tell me I'm not the only one failing mentoring! 250 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,796 Akila's the best mentor ever! 251 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:33,066 Omigosh. Omnia, you aresogood at compliments! 252 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,835 No,you'reso good at compliments. 253 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,937 - No, you! - No, you! 254 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,240 ( both giggling ) 255 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,808 ( sighs ) 256 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,410 Omnia and I have somuch in common. 257 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,812 Maybe she's my long-lost sister. 258 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,248 Um, she's a planet, so probs not. 259 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,251 Ah, but enough about me. How's it going with Philo? 260 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,819 Ohh! Terrible! 261 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,421 At this rate, I'm never gonna get to Level 2. 262 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:58,291 Philo doesn't like me. He thinks I'm...boring. 263 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,993 ( glass shattering ) 264 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,328 Hmm. Well, maybe be more like Khensu 265 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,130 and not worry whether Philo likes you. 266 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,867 Or,I could be nothing like boring Khensu 267 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,103 and try harder to get Philo to like me. 268 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,239 I will control him through the power of my coolness! 269 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,976 And I will reach Level 2-- this I swear! 270 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,413 Why do you care so much about Level 2?! 271 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,148 Because I'm very competitive. 272 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,517 I'm more competitive than you, and I'll prove it. 273 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,753 You can't beat me! 274 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,156 ( video game noises ) 275 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,858 ( sighs ) 276 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,760 Play it cool, Cleo. 277 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,128 Cooool. 278 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,497 Yo, Philo, my dude! 279 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,767 Congrats on not getting yourself arrested while I was gone. 280 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,402 - What did I miss? - Not much. 281 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,104 Just a message from Khensu. 282 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,306 He said it was extremely urgent or whatever. 283 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,243 - Huh! - Argh! 284 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,145 Khensu: I'm sending you on a mission 285 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,080 to the Ancient Temple of Grool 286 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,115 on the moon of Naqada, 287 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,549 where you must obtain 288 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,884 the Lost Book of Hapros. 289 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:00,086 Wait. That's all he said? 290 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,288 Yeah, he seemed too grumpy to say more. 291 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,523 Hmm. 292 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,158 That does sound like Khensu. 293 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,460 So what's the deal? We goin' on this mission, 294 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,896 or are you tooboring? 295 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,264 That depends.... 296 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:14,334 on whether you're toolame to come along. 297 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,139 Philo: Yahoo! 298 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,178 ( clears throat ) 299 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,447 "Beware visitors, and heed our--" 300 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,183 Argh! Bor-ing! 301 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,585 Philo! "Something something traps and lairs... 302 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,055 something something don't step on the blue tiles... 303 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,023 something something unendurable torture." 304 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,192 Philo! Hold up! Wait for me! 305 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,563 - Yo, Philo. - Whoooaaah... 306 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,098 Not to be boring or anything, 307 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,366 'cause I'mnot, 308 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,501 but you might want to be careful. 309 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:52,138 The plaque says something about only stepping on blue tiles. 310 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,609 ( grunts ) See? 311 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,913 - Robotic voice: Intruder! Intruder... -( alarm wailing ) 312 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:04,117 Or maybe it said something aboutnotstepping on the blue tiles. 313 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,087 Whoa. This just got legit dangerous. 314 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,188 Cool! 315 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,890 ( nervous ) Heh. So cool. 316 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,327 Uh, 'sup, fellas? 317 00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,995 Philo? Get behind me! 318 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,034 -( zapping ) - Ouch? 319 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,137 Huh! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ow! Quit it! 320 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,874 ( loud clank, rumbling ) 321 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:34,047 Doesn't it seem like we got away from those zappy guys way too easy? 322 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,249 Who cares? This place is sick! 323 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,586 Yo, check it! The Lost Book of Whatever! 324 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,355 This be a job for Philo Style. 325 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,392 Careful, Philo. There could be booby traps or-- 326 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,028 - Philo! - Whoa! 327 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,296 ( rocks clatter ) 328 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,966 Yah-ha-ha! Totally knew that was there. 329 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,101 Well, if we had followed protocol, 330 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,404 we would have brought rope and anti-grav belts 331 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,405 to get across. 332 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,140 Seeing as we didn't, 333 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,442 how about I'll get the book, and you stay right-- 334 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,477 - Philo! - Wheeee! 335 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,148 Yahhh! 336 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,083 Boom! Check me out. 337 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,418 Neat. Let's get outta here 338 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,353 before you pull another Classic Philo. 339 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,158 Both: Whoooaahh! 340 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,460 - ( thud ) - Uhhh! 341 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,195 Whoo! Ha ha! 342 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,464 Oh, man, that was epic! 343 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,000 Ha ha ha! Did you see yourself up there? 344 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,969 You were all like, "Waah! Waaah! Waaah!" 345 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,439 And I was all like, "Woop woop woop!" 346 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,708 Come on. We're climbing outta here. 347 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,209 - ( clank ) - Cleo: Huh? 348 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,479 ( zapping ) 349 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,716 Sweet. 350 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,317 A laser trap! 351 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,453 Pyoo-pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo-pyoo! 352 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:50,290 Philo! I have officially had enough of your attitude! 353 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,492 We are stuck on a remote planet 354 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,294 with no prep, no info, 355 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,329 and no one even knows we're here! 356 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,965 This is not sweet-- this is stupid! 357 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,401 Why are you being such a lamey lame-o? 358 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,069 Yeesh! To think, 359 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,638 I was finally starting to like you. 360 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,974 I don't need you to like me. 361 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,010 I need you tolistento me. 362 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,313 ( gasps ) Yeah. Iamturning into Khensu. 363 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,648 And do you know what? I'm OK with that. 364 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,119 Turns out Khensu was right not to worry whether I liked him. 365 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,554 If he did, I'd never learn a thing. 366 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,758 Khensu: Did I just hear you say "Khensu was right"? 367 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:27,060 ( gasps ) Khensu! 368 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:30,030 Not sure if I heard you correctly. What was that you said? 369 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,364 You were right! 370 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,766 ( recording ):You were right. 371 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,701 You were right. You were right. 372 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,436 Like my new ringtone? 373 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,104 So uncool. 374 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,106 Now, illuminate me. 375 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,242 Why on Mayet are you two here?! 376 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,177 What?! Because you send us here! 377 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,280 And to be honest, it's making me seriously doubt your judgement. 378 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,782 I didn't send you here. 379 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,584 I just tracked your ship when I realized it was missing! 380 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,556 Khensu: ...on the moon of Naqada 381 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,325 where you must obtain the Lost Book of Hapros. 382 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,795 ( gasps ) Wait. Who did I call? 383 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,797 Oops. Is this Cleo's tab? 384 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,133 Cleo, donotgo on this Level 2 mission. 385 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,535 I repeat, do not-- 386 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,636 Argh. 387 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,239 I-I was just messing around. 388 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,742 Come on. Where's the love? 389 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:20,046 Oh, I think it's time for Classic Philo to get some classic tough love! 390 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,548 ( gulps ) 391 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,416 Khensu: While I understand the impulse, 392 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,618 we still have to get you out of there. 393 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,421 - Whoa! - I'll hack into the security system. 394 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,324 Meanwhile, you two stay put, follow protocol, 395 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,259 and don't touch anything! 396 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,596 But Ilovetouching things! 397 00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,132 ( both sigh ) 398 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,734 ( laughing ) 399 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,168 I'm not touching this. 400 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,503 Not touching this either. 401 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,604 Whoa. Whoa. 402 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,573 Not touching. Not touching. 403 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,576 Arggh! Can you cut it out with the not touching things, Philo? 404 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,779 What's that you say? "Stop not touching things"? 405 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,448 - OK! -( alarm blares ) 406 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,784 ( door rattling ) 407 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:02,355 Ha! Looks like P-to-the-Hilo just got our ticket outta here. 408 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,193 Not so sure about that. 409 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,763 Chillax. It's just a statue. 410 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,265 ( buzzing ) 411 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,466 - Uh... - Uh! 412 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,468 I think chillaxing time is over. 413 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,636 Waah! 414 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,708 - ( roaring ) - ( both scream ) 415 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,643 Khensu! Any ideas? 416 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,145 Find a place to hide. 417 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,713 I'll try to deactivate the guardian 418 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,148 through the computer system. 419 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,382 Copy that. 420 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,357 - Oh! - Whew! 421 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,458 Both: Aaah! 422 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,527 Hiding is proving to be a-- 423 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,361 ( roars ) 424 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,730 --a little difficult! 425 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,769 - ( roaring ) - Aaaah! 426 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:50,904 ( computer beeping ) 427 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,672 Blast it! I've hit a firewall! 428 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,374 Oh. What a coincidence. 429 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,646 Khensu: It appears the dragon can only be shut down manually. 430 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,915 There must be some kind of off switch. 431 00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,250 ( dragon growls ) 432 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,258 Good news: Think I found the off switch. 433 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,328 Bad news: I'm gonna have to break protocol to get to it. 434 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,297 Ohh. Do what you have to do. 435 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,432 Philo, I need you to listen to me 436 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,167 like your life depends on it. 437 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,502 Aaah! 438 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,771 - Because it totally does! - ( whimpers ) 439 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,174 You need to run to that open space and distract the dragon. 440 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,342 What?! How?! 441 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,277 Just be your normal self. 442 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,246 That oughta be irritating enough. 443 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,948 ( dragon roars ) 444 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,183 Hey. Trust me. 445 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,185 We're gonna be OK. 446 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,621 Whew. 447 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,856 ( growls ) 448 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,958 Philo: Waah! Look at me! 449 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,427 I'm a dumb rock dragon! 450 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,697 I have super-tiny army-warmys! 451 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,565 ( growls ) 452 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,801 ( groans ) 453 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,536 - ( roars ) - Whoa! 454 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,238 - ( jaws snapping ) - Wow. 455 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,940 Is there anyone that kiddoesn'tannoy? 456 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,709 Aaah! 457 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,714 Aaah! Hup! Hup! Too fast for you, rock head! 458 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,848 Whoo! 459 00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,618 ( Cleo grunting ) 460 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,454 Why does this neck have to be so long?! 461 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,524 Waaah! I'm so dumb 462 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,294 I don't even know there's someone on my neck. 463 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,332 - ( growls ) - Philoooo! 464 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,905 Ha ha. Um... Classic Philo? 465 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,773 Cleo: Uhh! Uhh! Whoa! 466 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:35,375 Whoa! Whoa! Aah! 467 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,779 Ahh! Yahh! 468 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,549 Aaah! 469 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,985 Aaaaaah! 470 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,654 ( grunting ) 471 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,888 Whooo. Uhh! 472 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,623 Aaaah! 473 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:55,428 Whoooooaaah... 474 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,996 ( Cleo grunting ) 475 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,932 -( buzzes ) - Ha-ha-ha! 476 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,368 Take that. 477 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,737 Oops. I did not think this through. 478 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,307 - ( dragon powers down ) - Cleo? 479 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,875 Cleo, are you there? 480 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,813 Cleo style. 481 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,819 ( whooshing ) 482 00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,389 -( zapping ) - Ow. 483 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,923 Oh, yeah. He had that comin'. 484 00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:25,658 -( zapping continues ) - Philo: Ouch! 485 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,828 Cleo: Khensu, 486 00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:31,631 please give me another chance to pass the mentorship test. 487 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,933 I had no idea how hard it would be. 488 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,368 No wonder you're so crabby. 489 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,404 I'll take that as compliment, 490 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:41,441 and I'm happy to say you actuallydidpass your mentorship test. 491 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,809 What-- Really? 492 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,945 Yes. You proved yourself to be a true leader. 493 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,847 Welcome to Level 2. 494 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,817 Now perhaps I can dispense with my back-seat driving. 495 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,318 Yahoooo! 496 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,355 Level 2! Level 2! Level 2! 497 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,557 -( alarm beeping ) - Watch out, Cleo! 498 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,528 Both: Whew! 499 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,962 I'll just stick with the back-seat driving 500 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,998 - for the time being. - Fair. Fair, fair. 501 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,666 Philo: All right, guys, 502 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,468 I'm done mopping the ship. 503 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,570 Totally nailed it Philo Style. 504 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,972 Lovely. 505 00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,808 And when we get back to the base, 506 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,444 you can mop up everyothership at the Academy. 507 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,778 Oh. While you're back there, 508 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:21,114 maybe give the bathroom another once-over. 509 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,749 Argghh! 510 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,586 Hmm. Mentoring's not all bad. 511 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,555 It most definitely is not. 512 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:31,591 Philo: Hey. What does this button do? 513 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,992 I'm gonna touch it. 514 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,361 ( alarm wails ) 515 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,695 Cleo, Khensu: Philo! 516 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,770 ( music playing )