# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Gather around, people!
Get ready to be impressed!
Whoa!
Wow.
What's that called, the triple klutz?
Now, watch and learn.
Ha-ha-ha! Well, I think I just learned how to follow my butt.
Wow, I can't believe you've been
hiding this amazing talent.
Yeah, yeah. Well, we can't all be talented
enough to go to the bathroom
on the lawn. Oh!
Oh! How did you know I did that?!
OK, that's it!
THEY ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
People, animal, dairy-based food product,
can't we all just get along?!
SHOUTING
SCREAMING
Look at the scaredy-cats run, bro.
All cos of you, bro.
All cos of us, bro.
We are Team Smith - a team effort in terror.
BOTH: Fist bump time!
Um...
No offence, bros, but this park belongs to everyone.
In fact, our family's been coming here for...
Whoa, you guys are family?
No way.
Can't be.
We heard you fighting.
Families don't fight.
Never, ever.
That's how families like us win.
Yeah. And me and my bro always win.
Ankle bump time!
This park belongs to us Smiths now.
Unless you think your so-called family can do something about it!
Enjoy the park.
No! We will do something about it.
Relay race, tomorrow.
Winners get control of the park.
Tomorrow, you six losers on six scooters
against us two Smiths on two scooters.
Deal!
Girl, I can't believe you made
that bet without asking us first!
How are we supposed to beat
those maniacs?
By training.
We've got a good chance.
One in 7.9 million.
Well, at least it's not impossible.
But the real complication lies here.
You agreed to the six of us riding scooters.
Yeah? Me, you, Boy, Dog, Cheese and...
Oh, no. We've got to train Cat.
Oh. We are so doomed.
Cat can't be trained to do anything,
let alone ride a scooter.
If you want to be a winner, then you need to act like one.
First thing you've got to do is stand on a scooter...
..like this.
SHE GROANS
SHE PANTS AND CAT PURRS
Oh, is that winning?
I'd hate to see what losing looks like.
Wait, I will when we lose the race!
Ahem. As a natural teacher,
perhaps it's best I instruct Cat.
Let us begin with...
..the wheel. First attributed to the Halaf culture...
MUTED: ..in 6,500 BC,
although in all actuality a gift...
..from the ancient astronauts.
Ah! Ah!
CAT YOWLING
Cat don't like no fancy book
learning. Scootering's a physical sport,
and one's got to be in touch with their body.
I want you to relax, Cat.
Relax.
Relax. Relax.
Rrroah.
Ah! Stop relaxing! Stop relaxing!
Oh, dear. Here I go,
goodnight, y'all.
At last, Dog's turn to teach.
And no better way to learn than by doing.
One foot on the scooter.
With the other, you step and push. Understand?
Step and push.
Step and...
Whoa!
INTERCOM: Uh, folks, if you look out to your left,
you'll see a flying cat.
Oh.
Don't worry, I got you!
Sorry. Sun got in my eye.
MOANING
Well done, Dog.
We sure are going to win with your method.
Well, you didn't do any better.
I did better than you!
THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
Oh, will you just stop!
Real families work together and win.
Bad families fight and lose.
BOTH: Synchronised pointing and laughing.
THEY LAUGH SPITEFULLY
BOTH: Woohoo!
THEY GIGGLE
Guess it's over.
I can't believe we're going to lose to those jerks.
Oh! What if those jerks are right?
Say what?!
All we do is fight and put each other down, just to prove
each other wrong, but what if we overcame our differences
and actually tried teaching Cat together?!
You mean like a family?
Like a family.
Group hug?
Yeah, no, I'm not...
I'm not very physical.
Yeah. No, I didn't want one anyway.
Clearly, a new team approach is needed.
Fact - Cat only became physically active by the movements
of my laser pointer.
What else have we learned about Cat today?
She likes lying in my basket, but doesn't like standing
on a scooter?
She doesn't like moving her legs.
And she's got to be comfortable.
But if she's too comfortable,
you can see her spleen!
You're all correct.
So, rather than force Cat to adjust to scootering,
we must adjust said scootering to Cat.
Therefore, adding up everything we've learned, the only
solution is this!
What's that mean?
It means we get to work!
Motivational music, please.
MUSIC PLAYS
D'oh!
HE MOANS
GIGGLING
Yeah! All right!
BOTH: Hello, losers.
Wait, bro, aren't there supposed to be six of them?
I'm counting only five.
Ah!
I don't know what's sadder, her clothes or her scooter!
No. The saddest thing here is you two.
Especially after we beat your butts.
Ready?
Set.
BOTH: Go!
Hey!
Not cool.
Get those cheaters, Cheese!
CHEESE GIGGLES
Uh!
Grr!
That racing outfit ain't streamlined, yo.
You saying it makes my butt
look big?
Wait, you're saying I have a butt?
Ah! I do!
Oh! And it does!
BOTH: Oh, yeah!
Oh, I got me a butt and it's big.
How are we supposed to catch them now?
I've got an idea. Catch!
Gahring!
Not loving the saliva, but good job.
PANTING
Eat Boy dust, bullies!
Go, Mouse, go!
WHEELS SQUEAKING
ALL: Oh, no, we're going to lose!
It's Cat's turn!
MOUSE PANTS
Now fly away and just leave me.
HE SIGHS
Laser pointer, it is.
Whoa! Wahoo!
Huh?
Go, Cat! Go, Cat!
We're going to win!
We're going to lose!
SHE LAUGHS SPITEFULLY
After everything we did for her,
we're still going to lose
because of Cat?
A little credit here, please!
GIGGLING
HEARTBEAT THUMPING
Woohoo!
SHE PANTS
Yeah! All right, we won! We won!
But more importantly, you lose.
Nice job, bro.
Don't bro me, bro.
Don't, "Don't bro me, bro," bro!
Hey, check out the bad family
doing some fighting.
Ha! Guess they're not a real family,
you know, like us.
Listen, Smiths.
Maybe this experience wasn't so bad after all.
Sometimes it's good to be humbled, so you can learn something.
Like instead of bullying people, maybe try to respect them?
BOTH: Lessons. Yeah, fist bump time.
THEY SIGH
Don't you feel kind of sorry for them?
Maybe we should let them back in the park again.
What do you say?
ALL: Nah!
Synchronised pointing and laughing!