1 00:00:03,363 --> 00:00:04,403 # Boys! 2 00:00:04,403 --> 00:00:06,803 # If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone 3 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:07,963 # Girls! 4 00:00:07,963 --> 00:00:10,443 # Six can become one when we work together 5 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,323 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 6 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:14,123 # Guess you're stuck with me 7 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,003 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 8 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,603 # Guess we're family. # 9 00:00:22,883 --> 00:00:24,643 There's no way out, 10 00:00:24,643 --> 00:00:26,843 Captain Callisto. 11 00:00:26,843 --> 00:00:28,603 Your family is doomed. 12 00:00:28,603 --> 00:00:30,843 Sounds like you could use a hug. 13 00:00:30,843 --> 00:00:32,443 INDISTINCT 14 00:00:33,523 --> 00:00:35,203 No, my beautiful face! 15 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,843 Nice try, Lord Blastoboon, 16 00:00:39,843 --> 00:00:44,523 but no power in the universe can tear this space family apart! 17 00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:48,443 Woohoo! 18 00:00:48,443 --> 00:00:49,963 Captain Callisto rocks! 19 00:00:49,963 --> 00:00:52,403 She's like the six of us rolled into one. 20 00:00:52,403 --> 00:00:54,803 But without all your bad qualities. 21 00:00:54,803 --> 00:00:56,283 Uh... 22 00:00:56,283 --> 00:00:58,363 ..Cat? You OK? 23 00:00:58,363 --> 00:01:00,363 CAT YELLS 24 00:01:00,363 --> 00:01:02,403 Cat, off! Cat, off! 25 00:01:02,403 --> 00:01:05,763 See, now that's how a family should act. 26 00:01:05,763 --> 00:01:07,043 Tight. 27 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:09,283 Huh?! Our family is super tight. 28 00:01:09,283 --> 00:01:11,443 We're the tighti...est. 29 00:01:11,443 --> 00:01:12,523 Puh-lease! 30 00:01:12,523 --> 00:01:14,403 You'd never have my back like that, Boy. 31 00:01:14,403 --> 00:01:16,723 I would so and I do so! 32 00:01:16,723 --> 00:01:19,323 But, like, the chance never came up. 33 00:01:19,323 --> 00:01:21,003 TV: Hey, fans! 34 00:01:21,003 --> 00:01:23,883 This Friday, at the Sci-Fi Mega Con, 35 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:27,003 win the cosplay contest and you can meet the judge, 36 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:29,003 Captain Callisto! 37 00:01:29,003 --> 00:01:32,883 Do it, do it, do it! 38 00:01:32,883 --> 00:01:35,243 I can meet my hero! 39 00:01:35,243 --> 00:01:38,323 Oh, wait, no, I can't. 40 00:01:38,323 --> 00:01:40,923 Cosplay contests are totally my thing 41 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:44,163 but even I can't make a costume by Friday. 42 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,963 If only someone had my back... 43 00:01:46,963 --> 00:01:48,483 Well, then... 44 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,043 Then you won't have to make it by yourself 45 00:01:51,043 --> 00:01:53,523 because we're going to help. 46 00:01:53,523 --> 00:01:55,843 No way! You guys would help me? 47 00:01:55,843 --> 00:01:57,963 You bet, cos I have your back. 48 00:01:57,963 --> 00:01:58,963 We all do. 49 00:01:58,963 --> 00:02:00,803 We're going to work long and hard to make you 50 00:02:00,803 --> 00:02:02,843 the best costume ever. 51 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:06,323 Or my multi-dimensional image quantifying 3D printer 52 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:09,043 could just spit one out in two minutes. 53 00:02:09,043 --> 00:02:10,963 Well, yeah, that's what I meant. 54 00:02:12,243 --> 00:02:16,403 30 costumes a year and 12 conventions a year, 55 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,163 and now you tell me you have a 3D printer. 56 00:02:19,163 --> 00:02:20,643 Well, you never asked. 57 00:02:20,643 --> 00:02:24,243 And are you sure you want to go as Lord Blastoboon? 58 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:28,283 Duh. There'll be way too many lame kiss-ups dressed as the captain. 59 00:02:28,283 --> 00:02:31,443 This'll help me stand out, and really kiss up. 60 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:34,043 Well, butter my Cheese balls, it looks just like him. 61 00:02:34,043 --> 00:02:36,243 Why is the costume in two pieces? 62 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,923 Cos I'll be the front half 63 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:42,323 while the rear is piloted by somebody awesome! 64 00:02:42,323 --> 00:02:43,603 Or Boy. 65 00:02:43,603 --> 00:02:44,843 Kidding! 66 00:02:44,843 --> 00:02:46,363 But seriously, like you said, 67 00:02:46,363 --> 00:02:49,483 getting each other's backs is what families do. 68 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:52,203 So what do you say, Boy, 69 00:02:52,203 --> 00:02:53,403 will you be my butt? 70 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:58,523 Uh, remember in preschool when I forgot to wear underwear, 71 00:02:58,523 --> 00:03:01,803 then my pants ripped so everyone called me Butt Boy? 72 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:03,283 Butt Boy! Butt Boy! Butt Boy! 73 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:05,683 It was terrifying! 74 00:03:05,683 --> 00:03:07,723 Oh. Oh, yeah... 75 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:09,203 ..Butt Boy. 76 00:03:09,203 --> 00:03:11,803 SHE LAUGHS 77 00:03:11,803 --> 00:03:13,883 Well, it's a good thing you're completely over it! 78 00:03:13,883 --> 00:03:14,883 No, I'm not. 79 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:16,763 I'm really, really not. 80 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,723 Oh, come on, Boy! 81 00:03:18,723 --> 00:03:22,323 I think this is something we could finally bond over. 82 00:03:22,323 --> 00:03:24,883 Pleeeeeeeeease! 83 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:28,443 Well, OK, if you want to bond. 84 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:30,323 That's the spirit, Butt Boy! 85 00:03:30,323 --> 00:03:31,803 Uh, I mean Boy. 86 00:03:31,803 --> 00:03:33,803 We're so going to nail this! 87 00:03:33,803 --> 00:03:35,843 Wait till you learn the warrior butt dance. 88 00:03:35,843 --> 00:03:37,163 There's a dance too?! 89 00:03:37,163 --> 00:03:38,483 Yup! Cheese will teach you 90 00:03:38,483 --> 00:03:41,323 while I go practice my Blastoboon impression. 91 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:44,003 A-hem! I am Blastoboon! 92 00:03:44,003 --> 00:03:47,843 Butt Boy! Butt Boy! Butt Boy! 93 00:03:47,843 --> 00:03:49,243 Cheese: Boy... 94 00:03:49,243 --> 00:03:50,603 ..prepare to dance your butt off 95 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:53,363 because we're going to make you sparkle! 96 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,483 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS/ WHISTLE BLOWS 97 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:58,443 And spin and hop and kick and shake. 98 00:03:58,443 --> 00:04:00,803 Now, bounce that booty! 99 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:02,403 You can do this. 100 00:04:02,403 --> 00:04:03,763 You can do this. 101 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,203 CRASH! 102 00:04:12,363 --> 00:04:13,923 What was that? 103 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:15,683 You looked like a three-legged gorilla 104 00:04:15,683 --> 00:04:17,843 trying to ride a bike up a peach tree. 105 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:20,483 Ach! Keep practising while I go wash my eyes. 106 00:04:20,483 --> 00:04:23,443 Oh, I can't be Butt Boy again! 107 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:25,363 And this costume is so hot. 108 00:04:25,363 --> 00:04:26,403 Oh... 109 00:04:26,403 --> 00:04:27,843 CRASH! 110 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:31,083 I can't do this, but I can't let Girl down. 111 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:32,683 What do I do? 112 00:04:32,683 --> 00:04:34,003 Huh? 113 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,283 Hey... 114 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,283 HE WHISTLES 115 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:37,963 You OK? 116 00:04:37,963 --> 00:04:40,763 Do you need something buried in the back yard? Or... 117 00:04:42,163 --> 00:04:43,683 ..maybe someone? 118 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,443 No, just take over and learn the dance for the contest 119 00:04:46,443 --> 00:04:49,003 while I hide. And don't tell Girl. 120 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:51,523 She really wanted to bond with me over this. 121 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:53,003 Please do this for me 122 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:56,763 and I'll call you a very good Dog. 123 00:04:58,723 --> 00:05:01,403 Very good Dog reporting for duty. Phew! 124 00:05:01,403 --> 00:05:03,123 You're safe now, Boy. 125 00:05:03,123 --> 00:05:04,803 Prrrrrrrrr... 126 00:05:03,123 --> 00:05:04,803 CAT YELLS 127 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:06,363 Ah! Off, Cat, off! 128 00:05:06,363 --> 00:05:07,683 CRASH! 129 00:05:08,923 --> 00:05:11,563 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 130 00:05:15,643 --> 00:05:17,083 You're horrible, Boy. 131 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,163 Horrible! 132 00:05:19,483 --> 00:05:21,763 That is Boy in there, right? 133 00:05:21,763 --> 00:05:25,523 Yeah, it's me...Boy in here. 134 00:05:25,523 --> 00:05:28,323 Hairless Boy with...no fur. 135 00:05:28,323 --> 00:05:30,403 Oh, really? 136 00:05:34,403 --> 00:05:35,563 MAIL LADY! 137 00:05:35,563 --> 00:05:36,603 Mail lady?! 138 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,243 Ruff-ruff, ruff-ruff! 139 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,123 OK, you caught me. 140 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,803 Boy asked me to take over because he's too scared. 141 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:45,603 I tried, but I can't do it either. 142 00:05:45,603 --> 00:05:47,243 I sniff butts, but I can't BE one. 143 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:49,923 Ugh, fine. I'll just do it myself. 144 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:52,043 Don't tell Girl either. 145 00:05:52,043 --> 00:05:53,163 Well, no, duh! 146 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:54,803 Yes, fine. 147 00:05:54,803 --> 00:05:58,163 Clearly, I must be the butt because no-one can handle it. 148 00:05:59,603 --> 00:06:01,763 Torture! Ah! 149 00:06:01,763 --> 00:06:07,283 It smells like slobbery dog and un-showered teen boy in there! 150 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,883 I actually find it disturbingly pleasant. 151 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:13,083 Then pinch my pickles, we've found the perfect butt. 152 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:14,443 What?! 153 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:16,123 MOUSE STRUGGLES 154 00:06:16,123 --> 00:06:17,443 No way! 155 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:19,643 My brain isn't simple enough to be a butt, 156 00:06:19,643 --> 00:06:22,123 but I know someone whose brain is. 157 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:29,403 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 158 00:06:33,563 --> 00:06:34,883 What are you doing? 159 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,963 Uh, let me guess. I passed off the butt to Dog 160 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,883 who passed it off to blah, blah, blah, blah 161 00:06:40,883 --> 00:06:42,563 and now Cat's in there. 162 00:06:48,803 --> 00:06:50,363 Hey, she's great! OK. 163 00:06:50,363 --> 00:06:52,923 We can't tell Girl about this. 164 00:06:52,923 --> 00:06:54,883 Cat, do you promise? 165 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:57,243 CAT YELLS 166 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:57,243 No, Cat, no! 167 00:06:57,243 --> 00:06:58,643 CRASH! 168 00:07:01,323 --> 00:07:03,323 INDISTINCT CHATTER 169 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:08,043 Sounds like you could use a hug. 170 00:07:08,043 --> 00:07:11,123 Thank you for your time. Next! 171 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:12,483 It's the captain! 172 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:13,603 The one who inspires me 173 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:16,283 to be the best member of my family every day. 174 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:19,723 Wow! This is going to be the awesomest day of my life. 175 00:07:19,723 --> 00:07:21,363 OK, I've got to go sign in. 176 00:07:21,363 --> 00:07:22,843 Boy, get in the butt and get ready 177 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,963 cos we're going to win this contest! Yeah! 178 00:07:27,763 --> 00:07:29,043 OK, she's gone. 179 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:31,843 Cat, get in the butt costume while I go hide in... Huh? 180 00:07:31,843 --> 00:07:33,283 Where's Cat? 181 00:07:33,283 --> 00:07:35,083 Guys, look up. 182 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:36,163 Cat! 183 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:38,203 Get down here right now. 184 00:07:38,203 --> 00:07:39,883 Don't worry, I'm on it. 185 00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:45,563 OK, we can work with this. 186 00:07:45,563 --> 00:07:48,203 The butt isn't in that bad a shape. 187 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:53,083 ANNOUNCER: And now for our last contestant, 188 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:54,883 let's hear it for...Girl! 189 00:07:54,883 --> 00:07:56,963 Boy, where are you?! 190 00:07:56,963 --> 00:07:59,723 We've got to get your butt in gear. We're up next. 191 00:08:01,603 --> 00:08:05,083 Once again, let's hear it for Girl! 192 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,483 Girl?! 193 00:08:08,883 --> 00:08:11,003 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 194 00:08:18,203 --> 00:08:19,243 MUSIC STOPS 195 00:08:21,203 --> 00:08:22,763 You look ridiculous. 196 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,803 CROWD LAUGHS 197 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,203 I'm not Butt Boy, 198 00:08:30,203 --> 00:08:31,723 I'm Brother Butt Boy 199 00:08:31,723 --> 00:08:33,923 and I can't let down my other half. 200 00:08:33,923 --> 00:08:35,763 FOOTSTEPS 201 00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:40,603 I am Blastoboon! 202 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:44,203 CROWD LAUGHS 203 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:44,203 Boy! 204 00:08:44,203 --> 00:08:46,203 What did you do to my butt?! 205 00:08:46,203 --> 00:08:48,163 I tried to pass the butt... Hold on. 206 00:08:48,163 --> 00:08:50,563 You are naked in here? 207 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,123 What? No. 208 00:08:52,123 --> 00:08:55,523 I just stripped down to my underwear because it's so hot in here and... 209 00:08:55,523 --> 00:08:57,803 ..I forgot to wear underwear again! 210 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:02,763 THE CAPTAIN LAUGHS 211 00:09:00,163 --> 00:09:02,763 Lord Blastoboon? 212 00:09:02,763 --> 00:09:04,363 More like... Oh, let me see. 213 00:09:04,363 --> 00:09:06,363 Oh, yes. ..Butt Boy! 214 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:09,163 Butt Boy! CROWD JOINS IN: Butt Boy! Butt Boy! 215 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:10,803 No. Butt Boy! No... 216 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:13,643 Not again! 217 00:09:13,643 --> 00:09:15,163 I'm a-comin', Boy. 218 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,643 You always got my back and now I've got your butt. 219 00:09:17,643 --> 00:09:20,403 We all had a part in this. 220 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:24,043 Boy was just so scared of being called Butt Boy again. 221 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:28,723 But you put so much pressure on him with all your "let's bond" hoo-ee. 222 00:09:28,723 --> 00:09:30,603 Well, I guess I should have taken 223 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:33,963 his utterly hilarious fear more seriously. 224 00:09:33,963 --> 00:09:36,443 My bad. Sorry, Boy. 225 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,283 Butt Boy! Butt Boy! 226 00:09:38,283 --> 00:09:39,843 Butt Boy! 227 00:09:39,843 --> 00:09:41,323 Oh, yeah, Captain? 228 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:42,883 Well, you know what you are? 229 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,843 A bad actress. 230 00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:48,283 CROWD GASP 231 00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:48,283 A what?! A bad actress?! 232 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,043 Security, get them off my stage. 233 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:55,043 You and your puny clan are doomed, Lord Blastoboon. 234 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:58,003 Let's show this poser what a real leader is made of. 235 00:09:58,003 --> 00:10:00,523 Captain Boy? Let's do it. 236 00:10:00,523 --> 00:10:03,243 Forget this contest and forget meeting you, 237 00:10:03,243 --> 00:10:06,283 cos you're a miserable bag of butts. 238 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:09,963 In fact, it looks like you, specifically your face, 239 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:12,043 could use a hug. 240 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,923 CAT YELLS 241 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:16,003 Ah! My face! 242 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:18,283 My beautiful face! 243 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:20,283 Space family, retreat! 244 00:10:21,883 --> 00:10:24,643 My beautiful face! 245 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:31,403 Ha-ha! No power in the universe can tear this space family apart. 246 00:10:31,403 --> 00:10:33,043 Yeah! Woohoo! 247 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,563 Ew! We held hands! 248 00:10:37,563 --> 00:10:38,803 Gross! 249 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,003 Meow... 250 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,803 That's nice of you 251 00:10:43,803 --> 00:10:46,363 but stealing the trophy would be wrong. 252 00:10:46,363 --> 00:10:50,123 But today, I'm the evil Lord Blastoboon! 253 00:10:50,123 --> 00:10:51,643 Mwa-ha-ha-ha! 254 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,643 THEY LAUGH 255 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,083 CAT YELLS