# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
There's no way out,
Captain Callisto.
Your family is doomed.
Sounds like you could use a hug.
INDISTINCT
No, my beautiful face!
Nice try, Lord Blastoboon,
but no power in the universe can tear this space family apart!
Woohoo!
Captain Callisto rocks!
She's like the six of us rolled into one.
But without all your bad qualities.
Uh...
..Cat? You OK?
CAT YELLS
Cat, off! Cat, off!
See, now that's how a family should act.
Tight.
Huh?! Our family is super tight.
We're the tighti...est.
Puh-lease!
You'd never have my back like that, Boy.
I would so and I do so!
But, like, the chance never came up.
TV: Hey, fans!
This Friday, at the Sci-Fi Mega Con,
win the cosplay contest and you can meet the judge,
Captain Callisto!
Do it, do it, do it!
I can meet my hero!
Oh, wait, no, I can't.
Cosplay contests are totally my thing
but even I can't make a costume by Friday.
If only someone had my back...
Well, then...
Then you won't have to make it by yourself
because we're going to help.
No way! You guys would help me?
You bet, cos I have your back.
We all do.
We're going to work long and hard to make you
the best costume ever.
Or my multi-dimensional image quantifying 3D printer
could just spit one out in two minutes.
Well, yeah, that's what I meant.
30 costumes a year and 12 conventions a year,
and now you tell me you have a 3D printer.
Well, you never asked.
And are you sure you want to go as Lord Blastoboon?
Duh. There'll be way too many lame kiss-ups dressed as the captain.
This'll help me stand out, and really kiss up.
Well, butter my Cheese balls, it looks just like him.
Why is the costume in two pieces?
Cos I'll be the front half
while the rear is piloted by somebody awesome!
Or Boy.
Kidding!
But seriously, like you said,
getting each other's backs is what families do.
So what do you say, Boy,
will you be my butt?
Uh, remember in preschool when I forgot to wear underwear,
then my pants ripped so everyone called me Butt Boy?
Butt Boy! Butt Boy! Butt Boy!
It was terrifying!
Oh. Oh, yeah...
..Butt Boy.
SHE LAUGHS
Well, it's a good thing you're completely over it!
No, I'm not.
I'm really, really not.
Oh, come on, Boy!
I think this is something we could finally bond over.
Pleeeeeeeeease!
Well, OK, if you want to bond.
That's the spirit, Butt Boy!
Uh, I mean Boy.
We're so going to nail this!
Wait till you learn the warrior butt dance.
There's a dance too?!
Yup! Cheese will teach you
while I go practice my Blastoboon impression.
A-hem! I am Blastoboon!
Butt Boy! Butt Boy! Butt Boy!
Cheese: Boy...
..prepare to dance your butt off
because we're going to make you sparkle!
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS/ WHISTLE BLOWS
And spin and hop and kick and shake.
Now, bounce that booty!
You can do this.
CRASH!
What was that?
You looked like a three-legged gorilla
trying to ride a bike up a peach tree.
Ach! Keep practising while I go wash my eyes.
Oh, I can't be Butt Boy again!
And this costume is so hot.
Oh...
CRASH!
I can't do this, but I can't let Girl down.
What do I do?
Huh?
Hey...
HE WHISTLES
You OK?
Do you need something buried in the back yard? Or...
..maybe someone?
No, just take over and learn the dance for the contest
while I hide. And don't tell Girl.
She really wanted to bond with me over this.
Please do this for me
and I'll call you a very good Dog.
Very good Dog reporting for duty. Phew!
You're safe now, Boy.
Prrrrrrrrr...
CAT YELLS
Ah! Off, Cat, off!
CRASH!
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
You're horrible, Boy.
Horrible!
That is Boy in there, right?
Yeah, it's me...Boy in here.
Hairless Boy with...no fur.
Oh, really?
MAIL LADY!
Mail lady?!
Ruff-ruff, ruff-ruff!
OK, you caught me.
Boy asked me to take over because he's too scared.
I tried, but I can't do it either.
I sniff butts, but I can't BE one.
Ugh, fine. I'll just do it myself.
Don't tell Girl either.
Well, no, duh!
Yes, fine.
Clearly, I must be the butt because no-one can handle it.
Torture! Ah!
It smells like slobbery dog and un-showered teen boy in there!
I actually find it disturbingly pleasant.
Then pinch my pickles, we've found the perfect butt.
What?!
MOUSE STRUGGLES
No way!
My brain isn't simple enough to be a butt,
but I know someone whose brain is.
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
What are you doing?
Uh, let me guess. I passed off the butt to Dog
who passed it off to blah, blah, blah, blah
and now Cat's in there.
Hey, she's great! OK.
We can't tell Girl about this.
Cat, do you promise?
CAT YELLS
No, Cat, no!
CRASH!
INDISTINCT CHATTER
Sounds like you could use a hug.
Thank you for your time. Next!
It's the captain!
The one who inspires me
to be the best member of my family every day.
Wow! This is going to be the awesomest day of my life.
OK, I've got to go sign in.
Boy, get in the butt and get ready
cos we're going to win this contest! Yeah!
OK, she's gone.
Cat, get in the butt costume while I go hide in... Huh?
Where's Cat?
Guys, look up.
Cat!
Get down here right now.
Don't worry, I'm on it.
OK, we can work with this.
The butt isn't in that bad a shape.
ANNOUNCER: And now for our last contestant,
let's hear it for...Girl!
Boy, where are you?!
We've got to get your butt in gear. We're up next.
Once again, let's hear it for Girl!
Girl?!
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
MUSIC STOPS
You look ridiculous.
CROWD LAUGHS
I'm not Butt Boy,
I'm Brother Butt Boy
and I can't let down my other half.
FOOTSTEPS
I am Blastoboon!
CROWD LAUGHS
Boy!
What did you do to my butt?!
I tried to pass the butt... Hold on.
You are naked in here?
What? No.
I just stripped down to my underwear because it's so hot in here and...
..I forgot to wear underwear again!
THE CAPTAIN LAUGHS
Lord Blastoboon?
More like... Oh, let me see.
Oh, yes. ..Butt Boy!
Butt Boy! CROWD JOINS IN: Butt Boy! Butt Boy!
No. Butt Boy! No...
Not again!
I'm a-comin', Boy.
You always got my back and now I've got your butt.
We all had a part in this.
Boy was just so scared of being called Butt Boy again.
But you put so much pressure on him with all your "let's bond" hoo-ee.
Well, I guess I should have taken
his utterly hilarious fear more seriously.
My bad. Sorry, Boy.
Butt Boy! Butt Boy!
Butt Boy!
Oh, yeah, Captain?
Well, you know what you are?
A bad actress.
CROWD GASP
A what?! A bad actress?!
Security, get them off my stage.
You and your puny clan are doomed, Lord Blastoboon.
Let's show this poser what a real leader is made of.
Captain Boy? Let's do it.
Forget this contest and forget meeting you,
cos you're a miserable bag of butts.
In fact, it looks like you, specifically your face,
could use a hug.
CAT YELLS
Ah! My face!
My beautiful face!
Space family, retreat!
My beautiful face!
Ha-ha! No power in the universe can tear this space family apart.
Yeah! Woohoo!
Ew! We held hands!
Gross!
Meow...
That's nice of you
but stealing the trophy would be wrong.
But today, I'm the evil Lord Blastoboon!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
THEY LAUGH
CAT YELLS