1 00:00:03,683 --> 00:00:05,003 # Boys! If we get it wrong 2 00:00:05,003 --> 00:00:06,083 # We'll make it right 3 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:07,123 # We're not alone 4 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:08,763 # Girls! # Six can become one 5 00:00:08,763 --> 00:00:10,683 # When we work together! 6 00:00:10,683 --> 00:00:12,483 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 7 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:13,923 # Guess you're stuck with me 8 00:00:13,923 --> 00:00:15,963 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 9 00:00:15,963 --> 00:00:17,363 # Guess we're family. # 10 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,723 UPBEAT MUSIC 11 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:40,123 CHIMES TINKLE 12 00:00:44,683 --> 00:00:46,363 Why so glum, chums? 13 00:00:46,363 --> 00:00:47,803 It's a beautiful day! 14 00:00:47,803 --> 00:00:48,843 MUSIC STOPS 15 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:53,163 More like bo-ring! 16 00:00:53,163 --> 00:00:56,403 Well, have you tried - oh, I don't know - DOING something, then? 17 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:59,163 Like wiffle ball, ping-pong or, um, croquet? 18 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:01,643 Stop showing off with your smart science words. 19 00:01:01,643 --> 00:01:04,843 Yeah. Besides, all that sounds like way too much effort. 20 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:06,203 THEY SIGH 21 00:01:06,203 --> 00:01:08,803 Yeesh! You guys could even beat the Smandersons 22 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,643 at being the world's most boring family. 23 00:01:11,843 --> 00:01:15,403 No wonder they won for most boring, cos they look like losers. 24 00:01:15,403 --> 00:01:17,763 Losers. Yep. Total freaks. 25 00:01:17,763 --> 00:01:20,443 The Record Busters yearbook has cooler winners too, 26 00:01:20,443 --> 00:01:22,603 like the world's fastest speed walker, 27 00:01:22,603 --> 00:01:24,363 the woman with the beard of bees. 28 00:01:24,363 --> 00:01:28,123 Pssh. Anyone can grow a beard of bees if they drink enough honey. 29 00:01:28,123 --> 00:01:30,923 Ha! You think YOU could win a world record? 30 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:33,283 Hey! I bet you all can. 31 00:01:33,283 --> 00:01:35,763 Yeah! You can break records of your own choosing, 32 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:36,963 and become REALLY FAMOUS! 33 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,003 THEY GASP 34 00:01:38,003 --> 00:01:41,923 Famous? I want to be famous. And I want to be REALLY famous! 35 00:01:42,923 --> 00:01:46,843 You'll win friends. Friends? For me? Boy? This guy? 36 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:48,483 # Even trophies! # 37 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,003 A trophy? That I could bury? 38 00:01:50,003 --> 00:01:52,003 Are you being serious right now?! 39 00:01:52,003 --> 00:01:54,363 Well, sure. You can all be immortalised in this book. 40 00:01:54,363 --> 00:01:57,003 Just pick something you're good at and go for it. 41 00:01:57,003 --> 00:01:59,203 Well, I love seeing how much I can kick a soccer ball. 42 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,283 It gives me something to do when the other kids 43 00:02:01,283 --> 00:02:04,243 don't pick me for their teams. And I can blow massive bubble-gum bubbles! 44 00:02:04,243 --> 00:02:05,963 SHE CHOMPS 45 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,443 And I bet I could sing the highest note known to man! 46 00:02:08,443 --> 00:02:10,203 HIGH NOTE 47 00:02:10,203 --> 00:02:11,403 HE BARKS 48 00:02:11,403 --> 00:02:12,563 Hey, you're good at that! 49 00:02:12,563 --> 00:02:15,963 I am, aren't I? I know I can get that thing. Get over here, you! 50 00:02:15,963 --> 00:02:17,163 HE BARKS 51 00:02:17,163 --> 00:02:18,563 What about you, Cat? 52 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:22,883 You know, I don't think she's blinked this entire time. 53 00:02:22,883 --> 00:02:25,323 HYPNOTIC MUSIC 54 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:30,243 M-i-i-i-a-o-o-o-o-o-owwww! 55 00:02:30,243 --> 00:02:32,083 ALL: M-i-i-i-a-a-a-a-o-o-ow! 56 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:34,363 That settles it, then. 57 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,443 Cat will stare for as long as she can. 58 00:02:36,443 --> 00:02:38,443 Girl, let's see how big you can blow that bubble. 59 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:41,163 Cheese, sing your heart out. Boy, keep that ball up. 60 00:02:41,163 --> 00:02:43,763 And, Dog, chase that tail. 61 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,123 Hey, what about you? 62 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,883 I'm going to be your coach, and I promise you'll break those records. 63 00:02:48,883 --> 00:02:51,163 I'm going to make this family great again! 64 00:02:51,163 --> 00:02:52,403 THEY CHEER 65 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:59,803 Girl, I invented this gum to be super stretchy and super healthy. 66 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:03,803 Ugh! And super bland. 67 00:03:03,803 --> 00:03:07,243 This is NOT about flavour. It's about winning! 68 00:03:07,243 --> 00:03:10,763 You call that a bubble?! I've seen babies blow bigger spit bubbles! 69 00:03:10,763 --> 00:03:13,643 Man, when did you get so mean? 70 00:03:13,643 --> 00:03:17,523 Mean? It's not mean, it's called tough love. And you need it to win. 71 00:03:17,523 --> 00:03:19,003 For example...HYAH! 72 00:03:19,003 --> 00:03:21,403 SHE GASPS 73 00:03:19,003 --> 00:03:21,403 My childhood doll! 74 00:03:21,403 --> 00:03:24,243 Give it your all or there's more tough love where that came from! 75 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:26,043 MOUSE STRAINS 76 00:03:28,123 --> 00:03:29,243 GIRL CHUCKLES 77 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,523 Girl, behind you! 78 00:03:30,523 --> 00:03:32,163 CAR WHOOSHES 79 00:03:32,163 --> 00:03:33,203 Hm. 80 00:03:35,123 --> 00:03:36,803 HE PANTS 81 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:38,043 Ah! Ow! 82 00:03:39,363 --> 00:03:41,443 I can't feel my legs any more, Coach. 83 00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:43,363 Oh! Are you only made of legs?! 84 00:03:43,363 --> 00:03:44,603 You got to use this! 85 00:03:44,603 --> 00:03:45,883 And this! 86 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:47,643 And this! Ow! OK, I got it. 87 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:51,803 HE LAUGHS 88 00:03:54,683 --> 00:03:56,403 HE PANTS 89 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,163 This is exhausting. 90 00:03:59,563 --> 00:04:00,963 This'll get your energy up! 91 00:04:00,963 --> 00:04:02,723 WHISTLE TOOTS 92 00:04:02,723 --> 00:04:04,563 Oh, right. 93 00:04:04,563 --> 00:04:05,603 Need the dog whistle. 94 00:04:05,603 --> 00:04:06,763 HIGH-PITCHED WHISTLE 95 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,483 Whoa! Ruff, ruff, ruff! 96 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:11,123 That tail is your enemy, who you must destroy! 97 00:04:11,123 --> 00:04:14,603 So, who's your enemy? WHO'S YOUR ENEMY? The mailwoman! 98 00:04:14,603 --> 00:04:16,803 HE GROWLS 99 00:04:16,803 --> 00:04:19,683 Way to dream big. Phew, sheesh! 100 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:23,163 This is why they only put cats on motivational posters. 101 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,363 HYPNOTIC MUSIC 102 00:04:26,363 --> 00:04:28,123 You call that staring?! DO YOU?! 103 00:04:29,243 --> 00:04:32,323 That's better. Oh, man, am I a great coach! 104 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:39,403 # How I pine for you, Pecorino-o-o-o-o! # 105 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,843 Sing higher! You must win! 106 00:04:41,843 --> 00:04:45,323 Because this is what happens to cheesy losers! 107 00:04:45,323 --> 00:04:46,963 CHEESE GRATER BUZZES LOUDLY 108 00:04:46,963 --> 00:04:49,643 # Pecorino-o-o-o! # 109 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:51,443 HE LAUGHS 110 00:04:51,443 --> 00:04:53,283 Music to my ears! 111 00:04:56,643 --> 00:04:58,683 CHEESE SINGS, DOG GROWLS 112 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:02,683 Doing good, team! Real good. 113 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:03,883 ALL: Yeah! 114 00:05:03,883 --> 00:05:06,043 Good for maggots! Pick it up! 115 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:09,123 Hey, are we close to beating our records yet? 116 00:05:09,123 --> 00:05:12,843 Yeah, can we stop? No, you're done when I say you're done! 117 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:16,043 Yeah, you tell them, Mouse! By the way, am I done yet? 118 00:05:16,043 --> 00:05:19,283 NO! Do you think the woman with the beard of bees quit 119 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:21,523 after getting stung for the 100th time? 120 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:23,163 If she was smart, yes. 121 00:05:23,163 --> 00:05:26,883 NO! She died trying and she became a legend! 122 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:30,643 Now I want to see YOU become legends, too! Uh, without the dying. 123 00:05:30,643 --> 00:05:33,003 Aren't you being a little harsh? 124 00:05:33,003 --> 00:05:36,643 What if there's some kid named Manuel in Shanghai 125 00:05:36,643 --> 00:05:38,923 blowing up bigger bubbles than you? 126 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:41,603 Then I'll crush that Manuel from Shanghai... 127 00:05:41,603 --> 00:05:43,443 ..AND HIS FAMILY, TOO! 128 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,523 That's what I want to hear. 129 00:05:45,523 --> 00:05:48,883 And there's probably an endangered tree frog 130 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:50,283 that can sing higher than you! 131 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,563 SHE GASPS 132 00:05:51,563 --> 00:05:53,323 Well, then, I'm going to make that frog... 133 00:05:53,323 --> 00:05:55,523 # Ext-i-i-inct! # 134 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,283 CAR ALARM BLARES 135 00:05:57,283 --> 00:06:00,123 Good. Now, I promised to help you beat records, 136 00:06:00,123 --> 00:06:03,563 so I'm not going to let YOU let ME down now. Got it?! 137 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:06,803 OK, but why do I feel motivated and guilty at the same time? 138 00:06:06,803 --> 00:06:08,403 Welcome to life as a dog. 139 00:06:08,403 --> 00:06:10,083 Less feeling, more winning! 140 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,163 Now get to it! 141 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:13,483 I'll be monitoring your progress from the coach's room. 142 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:17,483 CAR BEEPS 143 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:18,523 PICK IT UP! 144 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,643 CHEESE SINGS, DOG GROWLS 145 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:34,003 Lookin' good. Phone, play some music to keep 'em pumped. 146 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:37,163 Pulling up playlist Victory or Death. 147 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,043 BASSY DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 148 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:42,043 Aaaaah! 149 00:06:43,723 --> 00:06:44,883 Ruff, ruff, ruff! 150 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:46,283 # Aaaaaaaa! # 151 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:52,283 Phew! Boy, all this coaching is exhausting. 152 00:06:52,283 --> 00:06:55,443 I'm hitting the hay, Phone, so you keep track of their progress, OK? 153 00:06:55,443 --> 00:06:59,243 Sure, I just LOVE constantly being told what to do. 154 00:06:59,243 --> 00:07:01,483 What?! Nothing, goodnight. 155 00:07:01,483 --> 00:07:02,523 DANCE MUSIC BLARES 156 00:07:05,683 --> 00:07:07,043 BIRDS CHIRP 157 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:10,243 HE YAWNS 158 00:07:10,243 --> 00:07:11,803 What time is it? 159 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:14,763 It is 7:00 am and all the records have been broken. 160 00:07:14,763 --> 00:07:17,043 Really? All right! 161 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:18,843 Good news, everyone - we did it! 162 00:07:18,843 --> 00:07:20,003 HE GASPS 163 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:23,363 Mailwoman, tormentor of the strange hole in the door, 164 00:07:23,363 --> 00:07:25,563 I have a special delivery... 165 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:27,523 ..your doom! 166 00:07:33,763 --> 00:07:35,403 SHE HOLDS NOTE 167 00:07:38,683 --> 00:07:41,163 Whoa, whoa, it's OK, everyone, you've succeeded. 168 00:07:41,163 --> 00:07:45,603 You can stop! No! We're in the zone! No, you're in a bubble! 169 00:07:46,603 --> 00:07:48,443 This is my home now. 170 00:07:48,443 --> 00:07:52,523 Besides, I can't let that punk Manuel in Shanghai beat me. 171 00:07:52,523 --> 00:07:57,003 He thinks he's so great, but he's really a loser! 172 00:07:57,003 --> 00:07:59,363 I told you, he's hypothetical - he doesn't exist! 173 00:07:59,363 --> 00:08:02,363 You don't know that! There could be kids all over the world 174 00:08:02,363 --> 00:08:05,363 who are moments away from beating us right now. Right? 175 00:08:05,363 --> 00:08:06,803 ALL: Right! 176 00:08:06,803 --> 00:08:10,003 Please, listen to reason! You're going to burn yourselves out! 177 00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:12,003 What about school? And life? 178 00:08:12,003 --> 00:08:13,603 I-I can't win at those, 179 00:08:13,603 --> 00:08:15,763 but I CAN win at bouncing this ball! 180 00:08:17,963 --> 00:08:20,363 Oh, no! I've created a monster. 181 00:08:20,363 --> 00:08:22,003 Oh, five monsters! 182 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:26,963 Think - what would a scientist do with monsters? 183 00:08:26,963 --> 00:08:29,323 Create them, check, then... 184 00:08:29,323 --> 00:08:30,843 ..DESTROY THEM! 185 00:08:35,923 --> 00:08:38,243 Hey! It's over, but you'll be OK. 186 00:08:39,203 --> 00:08:40,963 Might have to cut all your hair, though. 187 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,243 BOY GASPS 188 00:08:44,243 --> 00:08:48,083 No! My baby! My beautiful, round baby! 189 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:49,283 SHE HOLDS NOTE 190 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:08,683 Wow, you're, uh...you're, like, super jacked. 191 00:09:12,443 --> 00:09:13,603 MOUSE CRIES OUT 192 00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:14,643 TOOT! 193 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:21,763 Mouse! Who knows where the mailwoman has run off to now? 194 00:09:21,763 --> 00:09:25,803 Oh, I'm sorry I pushed you guys so hard. 195 00:09:25,803 --> 00:09:29,203 It's just...I wanted you guys to achieve something great 196 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:32,443 and be winners, like me. 197 00:09:32,443 --> 00:09:35,643 And you just beat the record for world's worst apology ever. 198 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:39,123 Look, I was wrong to train you so intensely. 199 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:41,563 You guys must be exhausted. 200 00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:43,683 So, give me your worst. Grrrrr! 201 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,003 I'll start. Mouse, you rotten... 202 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,363 SNORING 203 00:09:50,203 --> 00:09:52,723 HE SIGHS Better fetch the wheelbarrow. 204 00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,563 So, in conclusion, I hope you understand 205 00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:03,963 my full five-hour apology. Thank you for listening. 206 00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:06,843 You're forgiven, Mouse. Besides, thanks to you, 207 00:10:06,843 --> 00:10:09,283 we'll all be in next year's Record Busters yearbook. 208 00:10:10,283 --> 00:10:12,683 Wait, this book is from 1983?! 209 00:10:12,683 --> 00:10:15,203 That's over 200 dog years ago. 210 00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:17,203 What are the current records? 211 00:10:17,203 --> 00:10:20,243 Way more than what we did! We weren't even close! 212 00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:23,923 MOUSE WHIMPERS 213 00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:23,923 Uh, sorry. 214 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,563 Heh, you know anyone can make that mistake, right? 215 00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:30,163 Eh, yeah, well, I've got to do, uh, some, uh, mouse things! 216 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,883 MOUSE SCREAMS 217 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:40,803 Huh. Current record for rodent driving speed is 1mph. 218 00:10:40,803 --> 00:10:44,403 Mouse is probably going 100. So he just beat a world record? Yup. 219 00:10:45,723 --> 00:10:48,523 Let's not tell him. Yeah, no, we're not telling him. 220 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:54,283 HYPNOTIC MUSIC 221 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:54,283 Mia-o-o-o-o-w...